There are plenty of women on Slashdot. Just don't look below the butthole where the dangling scrotum lies, and you'll be allright. You're not a fag if you didn't know.
if this video shows you with a bunny head on, I may have to hunt you down.
Galactus, my first choice, is out of the question for obvious reasons. I'll likely don a Spider-Man mask, though nothing is yet set in stone. She will most likely wear a generic mask.
You jest, but offering to help with the dishes will give you an instant-in to her pants more than anything else will.
Just don't go for all that marriage shit, unless you live in an Islamic country where slappin' and pimpin' is commonplace. Otherwise she'll forget to take her birth control and have your baby before she leaves you paying her child support while she fucks a nigger.
Troll detected. No, even paying people off won't make them stick with Silverlight. I predict it'll die a slow, stinky death like the Zune and Bing will.
Not that any of this really matters, people will keep buying Apple stuff regardless, because Papa Jobs knows best.
No, the reason is because America's only real export* these days is its shitty but infectious pop-culture.
No joke** - it's a matter of our national security. Every time a teenybopper pirates the latest Britney Spears song, an American housewife has to suck a strange nigger's dick to put food on the table. Too bad, so sad.
* That's not sarcasm.
** I'm not fucking kidding. Really. I'm not.
Things will get so bad that people will get off the internet altogether after being interrogated by sociopathic, steroid-addled thugs because they made a bomb or a nigger joke and some upstanding citizen snitch-patrol reported it as "suspicious".
Then all internet-related business will crumble and people will be forced to do things the old-fashioned way again. So even if what you're saying is true, it's not in Google(or anybody else's) best interest to "roll over".
* I guess the FBI's paid informants got to be a little too expensive. Relevant quote:
"Well, it turns out that this conviction is all based on evidence provided by an informer who was paid $250,000 to find the sleeper cell. He couldn't find it, but he found that this one young guy had gone to a camp in Pakistan..."
Additionally, there are many self-righteous "moralists" who are willing to snitch for free as long as they get their pat on the head or perhaps a doggy bone. And don't forget that there's been a huge explosion in the "private security" or "stalking-by-proxy" industry that agents could leverage. Private security has come a long way from being mall cops - many of them are full-fledged private or corporate Gestapos.
You have some competition way ahead of you. Or, there's always rape, which was how everybody got laid before men made it a property crime in the middle ages.
On an unrelated note, I have been reading about this guy called Candlejack. Apparently he is
....sorry about that. Some faggot dressed like a scarecrow just tried to break into my house. Shot the motherfucker and then sodomized him, gotta burn the body before the cops come.
I was like you long ago, but then I stopped giving a fuck about what others thought of me. Made life 100% better.
After I fixed that problem, I turned to the internet again because of new problems - one of them is that all of my friends got married and had kids, or they work exhausting hours. Do I envy them? Hell no, because I can go pub-crawling or kayaking while they're stuck indoors wasting all of their money and hard work on nagging, domineering wives and screaming, crapping, defiant kids. When they do have free time to visit we're always stuck at their house playing xBox with 5 year-olds or kicked out to the cold-ass garage before their wife makes me leave at 10pm on a Saturday. They're fucking miserable. Do not take your freedom for granted. Do not envy happy-looking couples, you don't see all of the fighting and control struggles behind the scenes.
The other problem is having non-nerd friends. Everybody I know in real life is not very articulate and conversation is about typical, non-controversial things. Time spent on each topic is kept to a minimum. Trying to start a deep conversation about politics or technology rights just causes them to scratch their heads and rub their eyes in irritation.
But things are different on the internet. What's so cool about the internet? Not having to give a fuck about what people think! Nigger, for example. There will always be at least 1 niche that will welcome your weirdness with open arms so that you don't have to deal with all of those hypocrites, phonies, and rubes we encounter in real life. Create a strong persona on the internet and become that persona. Let its toughness change your behavior in real life. Then, when you no longer give a fuck about what others think, they'll try harder to get your attention and win your approval. Pussy will throw itself at you left and right.
BTW, do those word-counting universities have a stated goal of "simplifying" the language? Are they the same bitching about poor literacy of students?
In the American university setting they're about bloating, not simplifying. They wouldn't use word count as a metric if they cared about the clarity and substance of what was written.
The problem I see with OOo is that it is marketed and used as "hey, there is a free (as in beer) MS Office clone!" rather than "Hey, this is better than MS Office"
It's not going to be "better" than MS Office as long as.doc remains the de facto format. There are headhunters who require.doc resumes, entire departments who use only.doc, and there are professors who require.doc assignment submissions.
One infuriating "feature" of OOo is the inability to permanently disable that annoying auto-numbering and auto-bulleting. The help and searches reveal that you have to manually turn one or the other off each time it thinks you want a list when you don't. It's especially annoying for writing code-style, where tabs and indents are done manually.
And, in Math, formulas don't render correctly when converted to.doc, at least not when printed from a Windows computer. Multiplication symbols show up as hollow checkboxes. It's impossible to use superscripts and subscripts simultaneously, as when using chemical symbols (in before "use TeX").
Some people, young and old, play the role of what I like to call the "sheepdog". They can't stand it when someone does not behave in ways society expects.
And those are the kind of people who deserve to be bullied. There is nothing I detest more than a self-righteous fuck who thinks the population should be clones of them. Those were the pussies who leveraged authority to compensate for their lack of merit, like the mediocre student who likes to rat out his classmates and then hide behind mommy's leg when the mob comes to beat his ass.
As somebody who's been on both the giving and receiving end of childhood bullying, my solution to being bullied was to become a misfit. I drew mega-man robots all day in class when I wasn't flinging my snot at girls and generally ignoring everything the teacher said because it was too damn boring. I was in the G.A.T.E. program at the same time I was in another program for fuck-ups. Bullies don't like pussies, but they do like to see rebellion in their prey. That's how you become "cool". Then, when you get some clout, you can start protecting the meek and going after the snitches and the rubes who actually deserve to have their asses swirlied.
Some people here have referred to bullies as "sociopaths". That's not true. Bullies typically have low self-esteem and problems of their own at home. The real sociopaths are the so-called "sheepdogs" above, the agent Smiths, who believe everybody should be a carbon copies of themselves. Creating a willing zombie is the ultimate goal of the sociopath.
Exactly. It seems that a lot of the bike-centric griping is based off of a bicyclist being unwilling to slow or stop because, uh, their heart rate will totally drop or whatever yuppie self-entitled reasons they come up with. Is it really that difficult to ride at reasonable speeds and have situational awareness to be able to stop when a car pulls out or turns? The roads are not a racetrack, and bikers should leave earlier if they can't make it to work at a safe speed and level of vigilance. And frankly, guys, your neon spandex is fucking obnoxious.
Pedestrians and bike riders have the right-of way on the streets. That is a big mistake. In the ocean, the larger vessels have the right-of-way and the streets would be much more safe if they adopted that paradigm.
My dad passed away during my infancy. Killed in a drug deal gone bad. I have no recollection of him, but my mother always called him a "loser" and she constantly told me that I would grow up to be a loser like he was.
My mother was very cold. She called me a "horndog" and ignored me for days everytime I asked for a hug. She always told me that I was too feminine to get the girls to dance with me and that I would eventually be paying dominatrices to step on my balls with their stiletto heels. She started telling me this when I was 8.
I still live with my mom, by the way, in her basement. She would have thrown me out long ago except that she needs somebody to abuse. Everytime she looks at me, she sees that loser of a man who was my father. Whenever I ask her a question, she mimics exactly what I say in a mousey, high-pitched voice and tells me, "Go fucking Google it, you idiot. Sheesh! Am I going to have to wipe your ass until I'm sixty?" Then she chops up her Xanax and Percocet into a fine powder and dissolves it in a pilsner glass full of Carlo Rossi sangria, chugs the whole thing, and passes out in front of Shawn Hannity. Every night. Sometimes a large black man comes over and they both go into her room. Man, it must be nice to be respected...to be manly like that black man is.
But it's okay, because I'm going to get a job and go to school when the economy picks up. And I'm gonna get me a girlfriend, too. I'm gonna be so manly that I will channel the energy of the world's most powerful negro, Lexington Steele. Fuck YEAH!
It's not religion per se, it's the backwards assumption that Calvin would bow to a cross. To my knowledge, Calvin has bowed only to the T.V. and has prayed to the snow god.
Calvin is more like a Wile. E Coyote. When he acknowledges god, he's either shaking his fist at him or trying to make sleazy bargains with him as shown in this strip. Calvin's defiance is especially evident at Christmastime, where he lives in the moment and pellets Suzie with snowballs despite his trying to stay straight bargaining with Santa.
There's no real difference with respect to security. A porn addict could easily still get a Win 7 PC loaded up with crapware, even with Avast and Ad-Aware running.
Who's laughing now, Alfonso? Want me to put Ubuntu back on? All because you wanted to run the latest version of Nero, crybaby.
Because of this, even when the joke wasn't that good, people in the relevant field would tape them up on lab doors, just because they were amused that anyone would make a comic about their field.
True, and Bill Watterson, in a way, used the same basic principle - that things are more funny when they're specific*, because they appeal to a niche or appear to be "in the know" to the layman. That's one of the core tenets I adopted for composing Slashdot trolls.
* Paraphrased from his commentary in the Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book.
It's very unusual for a first-grader to use words like "arboreal" and "ichthyoid". He played by his own rules, often living in his own head, and shunned the status quo. The strip showcases the importance of imagination contributing to intelligence and richness of experience. Calvin and Hobbes was the single largest influence of my childhood and I am happy that Watterson never whored out his work, unlike the guy who wrote the preface of the first C&H book.[scroll down for the strip]
Most of the parodies of Calvin and Hobbes revolve around the fact that Calvin's rambunctiousness would be considered abnormal, today. Very sad.
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There are plenty of women on Slashdot. Just don't look below the butthole where the dangling scrotum lies, and you'll be allright. You're not a fag if you didn't know.
Galactus, my first choice, is out of the question for obvious reasons. I'll likely don a Spider-Man mask, though nothing is yet set in stone. She will most likely wear a generic mask.
You jest, but offering to help with the dishes will give you an instant-in to her pants more than anything else will.
Just don't go for all that marriage shit, unless you live in an Islamic country where slappin' and pimpin' is commonplace. Otherwise she'll forget to take her birth control and have your baby before she leaves you paying her child support while she fucks a nigger.
Nope.
...Beacuse nobody calls me :(
Troll detected. No, even paying people off won't make them stick with Silverlight. I predict it'll die a slow, stinky death like the Zune and Bing will. Not that any of this really matters, people will keep buying Apple stuff regardless, because Papa Jobs knows best.
No, the reason is because America's only real export* these days is its shitty but infectious pop-culture.
No joke** - it's a matter of our national security. Every time a teenybopper pirates the latest Britney Spears song, an American housewife has to suck a strange nigger's dick to put food on the table. Too bad, so sad.
* That's not sarcasm.
** I'm not fucking kidding. Really. I'm not.
Things will get so bad that people will get off the internet altogether after being interrogated by sociopathic, steroid-addled thugs because they made a bomb or a nigger joke and some upstanding citizen snitch-patrol reported it as "suspicious".
Then all internet-related business will crumble and people will be forced to do things the old-fashioned way again. So even if what you're saying is true, it's not in Google(or anybody else's) best interest to "roll over".
* I guess the FBI's paid informants got to be a little too expensive. Relevant quote:
Additionally, there are many self-righteous "moralists" who are willing to snitch for free as long as they get their pat on the head or perhaps a doggy bone. And don't forget that there's been a huge explosion in the "private security" or "stalking-by-proxy" industry that agents could leverage. Private security has come a long way from being mall cops - many of them are full-fledged private or corporate Gestapos.
You have some competition way ahead of you. Or, there's always rape, which was how everybody got laid before men made it a property crime in the middle ages.
On an unrelated note, I have been reading about this guy called Candlejack. Apparently he is
....sorry about that. Some faggot dressed like a scarecrow just tried to break into my house. Shot the motherfucker and then sodomized him, gotta burn the body before the cops come.
I was like you long ago, but then I stopped giving a fuck about what others thought of me. Made life 100% better.
After I fixed that problem, I turned to the internet again because of new problems - one of them is that all of my friends got married and had kids, or they work exhausting hours. Do I envy them? Hell no, because I can go pub-crawling or kayaking while they're stuck indoors wasting all of their money and hard work on nagging, domineering wives and screaming, crapping, defiant kids. When they do have free time to visit we're always stuck at their house playing xBox with 5 year-olds or kicked out to the cold-ass garage before their wife makes me leave at 10pm on a Saturday. They're fucking miserable. Do not take your freedom for granted. Do not envy happy-looking couples, you don't see all of the fighting and control struggles behind the scenes.
The other problem is having non-nerd friends. Everybody I know in real life is not very articulate and conversation is about typical, non-controversial things. Time spent on each topic is kept to a minimum. Trying to start a deep conversation about politics or technology rights just causes them to scratch their heads and rub their eyes in irritation.
But things are different on the internet. What's so cool about the internet? Not having to give a fuck about what people think! Nigger, for example. There will always be at least 1 niche that will welcome your weirdness with open arms so that you don't have to deal with all of those hypocrites, phonies, and rubes we encounter in real life. Create a strong persona on the internet and become that persona. Let its toughness change your behavior in real life. Then, when you no longer give a fuck about what others think, they'll try harder to get your attention and win your approval. Pussy will throw itself at you left and right.
Please tell us about your synergy and paradigms and being in the ballpark. And lean manufacturing with your SCRUM mastery.
In the American university setting they're about bloating, not simplifying. They wouldn't use word count as a metric if they cared about the clarity and substance of what was written.
It's not going to be "better" than MS Office as long as .doc remains the de facto format. There are headhunters who require .doc resumes, entire departments who use only .doc, and there are professors who require .doc assignment submissions.
.doc, at least not when printed from a Windows computer. Multiplication symbols show up as hollow checkboxes. It's impossible to use superscripts and subscripts simultaneously, as when using chemical symbols (in before "use TeX").
One infuriating "feature" of OOo is the inability to permanently disable that annoying auto-numbering and auto-bulleting. The help and searches reveal that you have to manually turn one or the other off each time it thinks you want a list when you don't. It's especially annoying for writing code-style, where tabs and indents are done manually.
And, in Math, formulas don't render correctly when converted to
It's okay, because nigger jokes never get old.
And those are the kind of people who deserve to be bullied. There is nothing I detest more than a self-righteous fuck who thinks the population should be clones of them. Those were the pussies who leveraged authority to compensate for their lack of merit, like the mediocre student who likes to rat out his classmates and then hide behind mommy's leg when the mob comes to beat his ass.
As somebody who's been on both the giving and receiving end of childhood bullying, my solution to being bullied was to become a misfit. I drew mega-man robots all day in class when I wasn't flinging my snot at girls and generally ignoring everything the teacher said because it was too damn boring. I was in the G.A.T.E. program at the same time I was in another program for fuck-ups. Bullies don't like pussies, but they do like to see rebellion in their prey. That's how you become "cool". Then, when you get some clout, you can start protecting the meek and going after the snitches and the rubes who actually deserve to have their asses swirlied.
Some people here have referred to bullies as "sociopaths". That's not true. Bullies typically have low self-esteem and problems of their own at home. The real sociopaths are the so-called "sheepdogs" above, the agent Smiths, who believe everybody should be a carbon copies of themselves. Creating a willing zombie is the ultimate goal of the sociopath.
Fuck social networks.
Exactly. It seems that a lot of the bike-centric griping is based off of a bicyclist being unwilling to slow or stop because, uh, their heart rate will totally drop or whatever yuppie self-entitled reasons they come up with. Is it really that difficult to ride at reasonable speeds and have situational awareness to be able to stop when a car pulls out or turns? The roads are not a racetrack, and bikers should leave earlier if they can't make it to work at a safe speed and level of vigilance. And frankly, guys, your neon spandex is fucking obnoxious.
Pedestrians and bike riders have the right-of way on the streets. That is a big mistake. In the ocean, the larger vessels have the right-of-way and the streets would be much more safe if they adopted that paradigm.
My dad passed away during my infancy. Killed in a drug deal gone bad. I have no recollection of him, but my mother always called him a "loser" and she constantly told me that I would grow up to be a loser like he was.
My mother was very cold. She called me a "horndog" and ignored me for days everytime I asked for a hug. She always told me that I was too feminine to get the girls to dance with me and that I would eventually be paying dominatrices to step on my balls with their stiletto heels. She started telling me this when I was 8.
I still live with my mom, by the way, in her basement. She would have thrown me out long ago except that she needs somebody to abuse. Everytime she looks at me, she sees that loser of a man who was my father. Whenever I ask her a question, she mimics exactly what I say in a mousey, high-pitched voice and tells me, "Go fucking Google it, you idiot. Sheesh! Am I going to have to wipe your ass until I'm sixty?" Then she chops up her Xanax and Percocet into a fine powder and dissolves it in a pilsner glass full of Carlo Rossi sangria, chugs the whole thing, and passes out in front of Shawn Hannity. Every night. Sometimes a large black man comes over and they both go into her room. Man, it must be nice to be respected...to be manly like that black man is.
But it's okay, because I'm going to get a job and go to school when the economy picks up. And I'm gonna get me a girlfriend, too. I'm gonna be so manly that I will channel the energy of the world's most powerful negro, Lexington Steele. Fuck YEAH!
It's not religion per se, it's the backwards assumption that Calvin would bow to a cross. To my knowledge, Calvin has bowed only to the T.V. and has prayed to the snow god.
Calvin is more like a Wile. E Coyote. When he acknowledges god, he's either shaking his fist at him or trying to make sleazy bargains with him as shown in this strip. Calvin's defiance is especially evident at Christmastime, where he lives in the moment and pellets Suzie with snowballs despite his trying to stay straight bargaining with Santa.
There's no real difference with respect to security. A porn addict could easily still get a Win 7 PC loaded up with crapware, even with Avast and Ad-Aware running.
Who's laughing now, Alfonso? Want me to put Ubuntu back on? All because you wanted to run the latest version of Nero, crybaby.
Those are bootlegs. The licensed ones have him pissing on Chevy.
This one makes me rage. I'm going to look into making a sticker of Calvin pissing on a cross or the word "religion".
True, and Bill Watterson, in a way, used the same basic principle - that things are more funny when they're specific*, because they appeal to a niche or appear to be "in the know" to the layman. That's one of the core tenets I adopted for composing Slashdot trolls.
* Paraphrased from his commentary in the Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book.
It's very unusual for a first-grader to use words like "arboreal" and "ichthyoid". He played by his own rules, often living in his own head, and shunned the status quo. The strip showcases the importance of imagination contributing to intelligence and richness of experience. Calvin and Hobbes was the single largest influence of my childhood and I am happy that Watterson never whored out his work, unlike the guy who wrote the preface of the first C&H book.[scroll down for the strip]
Most of the parodies of Calvin and Hobbes revolve around the fact that Calvin's rambunctiousness would be considered abnormal, today. Very sad.