yes, I got it. compared to your big dick, mine dick indeed is not that big. at least I am white. you are clearly not. I stick my big dick into sweet white pussies attached to tight white bodies and pretty faces (and many other places). the princess of your nigger dreams is white chubby trailer trash with some weed, a stash (bleached) and a book on grammar, a grammar book one might say, if one were not a nigger dreaming trailer trash. sucks to be you. enjoy the herpes.
wow. spoken like a true cs major who dated like 2 girls and probably married the 3rd one. yes douchebag, the dress can make a bitch look fat who is not - it's not a weight/volume equation - clothes don't completely contour to the body. and a different dress can make a slightly chubby girl look like a slightly stacked girl, referred to as "thick" in the lower class circles, and it looks good. get a fucking life before talking about one. posted anonymously because there is no truth in what you're saying - you don't have the experience to know what the fuck you're talking about.
hmm. I'm quite rich, have a very nice size dick, and keep my rather large, well, the salary I pay myself is very small. it's a trick you'll learn when your small dick makes you some real money (real money is not called "salary"). you are quite a large douche. and you do seem to read at -1. and so do most other people. the moderation system is completely useless. Sorry. Douchebag with very little money who pretends he has a lot to compensate for his small dick.
because it's not your job to make sure they create something else. they made it. it's theirs to do with as they may, and no law you made should be able to take that away from them. why should you get something from them for free? if you do, why would you bother creating anything yourself? you're a fucking loser.
I think your reproduction is better done with a male asshole than a vagina. you know, so we don't get any more retards than you. so, let me get this straight - you think physical weight measurement is better than keeping the number of nails per box in a database. you would actually go to your client, and say something like:
"mr dude paying me money - it is a better design to keep my counter in memory on the local machine. please go out and purchase a bunch of scales for your factory line". you know what's cheaper? replacing you with someone who is good at their job rather than spending a cool mil on scales, their installation, and their maintenance.
I bet the guy you replied to makes more than you. I know I do, much like I also know the girls I fuck are cuter. now figure out why, you douchebag nerd.
As a white person who makes more than you I find it offensive that I get taxed at a higher rate than you. and that last sentence is just stupid. in fact, someone who says to ban speech (and I won't even bother correcting your nigger spelling) "so we can be free" deserves to become a slave like your great grandfather. that's right - you somehow are allowed to vote in this country despite thinking like that. your vote takes away other people's constitutional rights, which you don't seem to understand. you should not be allowed to vote. you should not be allowed to breathe. you should be strung up in your uncle tom's cabin and covered with gasoline.
it's not. it's being taken over by gay niggers, and if you don't know what that means and think it has anything to do with race - you must be new here. you see, there are a lot of douchebags who abuse the moderation system. a couple of years ago, it got to the point it's at now, where you had to start reading at -1 unless you wanted your news filtered by real losers. then we started reading at -1. the way to fight a douchebag with mod points is to make him waste it. so we wrote some scripts and watched a movie called "gay niggers from outer space". the gay nigger association of america was formed to spam slashdot and make those losers waste their mod points. it has nothing to do with being racist - it has to do with picking the most random stupid name you could find. you know, like http colon slash slash slash dot dot com.and I must admit - it's worked beautifully. and added a little miracle-whip zing to this slashdot mayo.
plus, niggers are funny. you cover them with gasoline, light them on fire, and watch them run around as their skin slowly peels off and their eyes fall out of their melting skull and explode like a grape that's been put in the microwave - splattering that nigger juice all over the ground. one day, a single blade of grass, fertilized by the decomposed amino acids will rize above the res and show itself off to the world. just to be cut down by the niggermower. whites killing niggers in life, mexicans killing niggers in the afterlife. nigger nigger nigger. if a nigger can call a nigger a nigger, the man with the gasoline can can call a nigger a nigger. this isn't racist. black people aren't niggers. niggers are niggers. statistically, Most black people are niggers. that's not racist - that's math. you don't feel comfortable with the word? the ones it applies to describes them perfectly. but no - it's not a synonym for black. and if you think so, you are a complete and utter idiot.
this post is a perfect example of why the guy is right. should a douchebag like this be allowed to vote? I don't think so.
this military fuck is getting paid from my taxes. he then votes for the candidate that takes more taxes from me and gives them to him. that's called a conflict of interest, douchebag, and if your iq was above your shoe size, you would understand it. A person cannot vote to give someone else's money to himself. that's like someone in office being able to elect his own boss - he'll pick the one which will kick him back the most. Yes, you stupid "citizen soldier", you shouldn't be allowed to vote as long as you're a "soldier".
Now, let's see who agrees w/ me (I'm the guy who pays about 10-15TIMES more taxes than the average american) - the military size should be slashed to 5% of it's current size in the states. oh and - most soldiers joined the military because they couldn't get a productive job doing something else. No, I'm not talking about the officers who were at the top of their class and got into westpoint. I am talking about stupid useless trash who were dumped into basic training and told to follow what the guy with the stripes says - you know, like a trained mule who plows the fields. Will this loser vote for the guy who'll give him a raise? Or will he vote for the guy who's going to lay him off so he can go back to working at the movie theater?
You shouldn't be able to elect your boss. When you join the military, you introduce a conflict of interest by voting for your boss. Yes, you should give up the right to vote when you CHOOSE to be put in a position where you are voting for your boss. but you're too stupid to understand that. that's why you're "in the military" and I'm self-made from zero wealthy. so, here's one of the few phrases you seem to understand - "FUCK YOU". you drag society down, and should be fired.
they do. it costs more. i fly about 100 flights/year. never had my seat kicked in 1st. it costs more. you're cheap. you like to complain. the fact is, you're just a loser who isn't successful in life - get what you want w/o paying for it - retard.
here's a freaking question no one is asking. yes, it's wrong to fuck a ten year old. yes, it's worse if you take pictures. but downloading those pictures? what the fuck is wrong with that?? now, I personally prefer granny on horses porn, but if I do ever choose to have a video collection, that I DIDN'T FUCKING SHOOT MYSELF, what the fuck is wrong with that??
I wasn't talking about black people. I was talking about niggers. There's a big difference. all niggers are black, but not all black people are niggers. congratulations on being racist in your post. discounting counting the repeated use of "nigger", I was not. you just said you don't have niggers in canada, but we do in the us.
I work and am friends with a guys who do unix sysadmin work. Very cool guys - but they don't speak the way I'm making fun of. and they're not named "Dwayne", or "Rollonda" or "Shaquisha" or whatever the fuck retarded ghetto convention they're hot-branding each other with these days. Unsurprisingly, my friends are from africa, thailand, and france. The retards in the mailroom aren't the same species as the guys I work with. and no, it's not just dc. I take almost 100 flights a year and have been to every fucking part of the US. it's everywhere. It's funny to watch, as I'm not originally from the US myself, and this seems to be a phenomenon only observed in the states.
So understand what you're reading before saying it's retarded. Although I guess I shouldn't expect more from a canadian, aye? douchebag. with all the shit going on here, I'd still shoot myself before moving to canada. everything is a little toned down. The latest music is about 3 months behind. everyone sounds a little less educated (in french and in english) due to giving both languages a little "hick" treatment. the current clothing trends are a few months behind. everyone is a little less important, a little uglier, makes a little less...
I like to matter. If canada was blown up tomorrow, it wouldn't make much difference to the world.
Alright anyone else have a problem? I've still got some shit to unload about the wetback mexicans, those ass-loving greeks, the smelly russians and.. ah, fuck, I meant the smelly indians, and maybe those surrender-monkey french fuckups. bring it on bitches - I'm stuck at the airport and have some time to kill.
well, clearly written by a nigger. no, I don't mean a member of the gnaa, I mean an actual nigger. I know the whole racism thing is wrong, but stereotyping is a part of normal life. It's just statistics. Like when speaking with someone over the phone, I can tell you if they're black. it's like the star of nigger david that permiates centuries, appearances and the fabric of nigger space. seriously, fiddle me this robin - why is it that it's easy to tell the color of someone's skin over the phone? why is it that a population of americans, all born and raised here, have an accent that matches their skin color? a southern accent has to do with geography. a nigger accent has to do with skin color.
Why, you ask can I tell this was written by a nigger? because this post a nigger's wet fantasy. A 37 year old rich white housewife will not fuck a nigger. they will get a $5k/hr male dancer from the male strip club. you know, someone who brushes their teeth and showers. and... a white guy named "Dwayne". I don't fucking think so. it's "Wayne", you stupid nigger, not "D"wayne. the "D" in "Dwayne" is so my shotgun friend from the south can identify you easier.
well, at least this is better then the eating shit or the old faggot story. although I must say - as I was gently stroking my ass hair (the slashdot reacharound), I got to the part with the two guys. Why two? why not one? ruined my jacking off to a good night. since you slashdot asshairtroll fags cant even to a decent porno story (you know, without the gay shit), at least make it funny. like this.
I should have known better than to dare my friend Crumple Weasel at anything. Least of all, something as totally depraved and raunchy as a muffet chow.... It was gargly smizzletoot, still early enough to not be rumplchums, but hot and sticky enough that both our tweezer raisins were clinging to our well-defined gonglemicks, in a fine sweat. TinterTaint had made pink lemonade, and we were in a picnic spot mifztring away. Then, out of the frankensnort, she asks me, "have you ever tried a hot spicy dish of oily anal discharge?" I nearly spit out my drink. eurethranose has never been one to mince words, but nevertheless I hadn't been expecting oily anal discharge.
"Well? Have you?" vuvulabreath was waiting expectantly for my answer.
"Well...I...no! Yeeeeeck! That's crumplenarf!" But my smile belied my curiosity and excitement.
"Why disgusting?" my best murfengrulph demanded. "Don't tell me you've never had a cookie jar full of discusting greasy ass juice in your mouth before!"
I couldn't tell her that....I'd had centons--quite a few of them with crumple zone nipple bumpers present and sucking and fucking whomever she'd brought home for the night.
Instead, I said, "No...I mean....slowly putting my lips around the asshole of someone who ate those fat free chips with olestra about two hours after they ate and sucking it all out. then blowing back air and squeezing on the front of the stomach hard as my face is forced deeper into the lubed up anal cavity, spreading the cheeks ever so wider as the air comes out of the ass and forces the ass juice from my mouth into my lungs where it coats the alveoli and asphyxiates me...."
Flowerpowered retrogroove only smiled evilly. I thought back to the time she'd walked into the bedroom and caught me gently massaging my throbbing ready to explode clitoris with a rusty razor blade on my bed. Nothing too embarrassing about that....except for the matter of exactly what I'd been fantasizing about as I dug the razor deeper and deeper just belos the clitoris and inside the uterus. To this day I couldn't be entirely sure if she'd heard me calling out her name, as my fingers drove me to trufflemuffle after beautiful trufflemuffle....but if she had been anywhere in the apartment during the few minutes leading up to her catching me in the act, I couldn't see how she could have missed hearing it even if a snuggle bunny wearing a large cold icepick were flying overhead slowly lowering onto my nipple, digging deaper and deaper!
Smiling, the dunkin neutrogina loaf pooh asked me, "Does that mean you'd never putt your lips around the asshole of someone who ate those fat free chips with olestra about two hours after they ate and sucking it all out? Even if piggletmuffentots had a mouth full of delicious sharp cold ice pick stabbing the soft palate slowly as your jaw got more and more tired but you couldn't do anything about it because you had no hands?"
anywise, getting tired of this shit. time for some real porn and bed time. big day of big business tomorrow. kinda like that time I was in the washroom and this football player was taking a shit...
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yo falcon - we hear you like falcon so we put a falcon in your falcon
Falcon.
F F F F FALCON!!
Falcon.
yes, I got it. compared to your big dick, mine dick indeed is not that big. at least I am white. you are clearly not. I stick my big dick into sweet white pussies attached to tight white bodies and pretty faces (and many other places). the princess of your nigger dreams is white chubby trailer trash with some weed, a stash (bleached) and a book on grammar, a grammar book one might say, if one were not a nigger dreaming trailer trash. sucks to be you. enjoy the herpes.
so very big. aah yeah.
wow. spoken like a true cs major who dated like 2 girls and probably married the 3rd one. yes douchebag, the dress can make a bitch look fat who is not - it's not a weight/volume equation - clothes don't completely contour to the body. and a different dress can make a slightly chubby girl look like a slightly stacked girl, referred to as "thick" in the lower class circles, and it looks good. get a fucking life before talking about one. posted anonymously because there is no truth in what you're saying - you don't have the experience to know what the fuck you're talking about.
hmm. I'm quite rich, have a very nice size dick, and keep my rather large, well, the salary I pay myself is very small. it's a trick you'll learn when your small dick makes you some real money (real money is not called "salary"). you are quite a large douche. and you do seem to read at -1. and so do most other people. the moderation system is completely useless. Sorry. Douchebag with very little money who pretends he has a lot to compensate for his small dick.
not a hipster? what the fuck is "Sano" then - oh, you're a douche, not a hipster. got it.
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buck naked butt nigger dripping blood from his freshly cut off buck nuts
nigger.
f f f falcon. falcon. falcon.
falcon.
1. stupid fucking name. unless you're 14. which you probably are.
2. it's not a letter, you don't put you name there
3. falcon.
Falcon.
falcon
because it's not your job to make sure they create something else. they made it. it's theirs to do with as they may, and no law you made should be able to take that away from them. why should you get something from them for free? if you do, why would you bother creating anything yourself? you're a fucking loser.
I think your reproduction is better done with a male asshole than a vagina. you know, so we don't get any more retards than you. so, let me get this straight - you think physical weight measurement is better than keeping the number of nails per box in a database. you would actually go to your client, and say something like:
"mr dude paying me money - it is a better design to keep my counter in memory on the local machine. please go out and purchase a bunch of scales for your factory line". you know what's cheaper? replacing you with someone who is good at their job rather than spending a cool mil on scales, their installation, and their maintenance.
I bet the guy you replied to makes more than you. I know I do, much like I also know the girls I fuck are cuter. now figure out why, you douchebag nerd.
you seriously must have trouble tying your shoe laces.
As a white person who makes more than you I find it offensive that I get taxed at a higher rate than you. and that last sentence is just stupid. in fact, someone who says to ban speech (and I won't even bother correcting your nigger spelling) "so we can be free" deserves to become a slave like your great grandfather. that's right - you somehow are allowed to vote in this country despite thinking like that. your vote takes away other people's constitutional rights, which you don't seem to understand. you should not be allowed to vote. you should not be allowed to breathe. you should be strung up in your uncle tom's cabin and covered with gasoline.
it's not. it's being taken over by gay niggers, and if you don't know what that means and think it has anything to do with race - you must be new here. you see, there are a lot of douchebags who abuse the moderation system. a couple of years ago, it got to the point it's at now, where you had to start reading at -1 unless you wanted your news filtered by real losers. then we started reading at -1. the way to fight a douchebag with mod points is to make him waste it. so we wrote some scripts and watched a movie called "gay niggers from outer space". the gay nigger association of america was formed to spam slashdot and make those losers waste their mod points. it has nothing to do with being racist - it has to do with picking the most random stupid name you could find. you know, like http colon slash slash slash dot dot com.and I must admit - it's worked beautifully. and added a little miracle-whip zing to this slashdot mayo.
plus, niggers are funny. you cover them with gasoline, light them on fire, and watch them run around as their skin slowly peels off and their eyes fall out of their melting skull and explode like a grape that's been put in the microwave - splattering that nigger juice all over the ground. one day, a single blade of grass, fertilized by the decomposed amino acids will rize above the res and show itself off to the world. just to be cut down by the niggermower. whites killing niggers in life, mexicans killing niggers in the afterlife. nigger nigger nigger. if a nigger can call a nigger a nigger, the man with the gasoline can can call a nigger a nigger. this isn't racist. black people aren't niggers. niggers are niggers. statistically, Most black people are niggers. that's not racist - that's math. you don't feel comfortable with the word? the ones it applies to describes them perfectly. but no - it's not a synonym for black. and if you think so, you are a complete and utter idiot.
is receiving a first post.
the niggers ate all the comments. then they shit out some nigger babies.
this post is a perfect example of why the guy is right. should a douchebag like this be allowed to vote? I don't think so.
this military fuck is getting paid from my taxes. he then votes for the candidate that takes more taxes from me and gives them to him. that's called a conflict of interest, douchebag, and if your iq was above your shoe size, you would understand it. A person cannot vote to give someone else's money to himself. that's like someone in office being able to elect his own boss - he'll pick the one which will kick him back the most. Yes, you stupid "citizen soldier", you shouldn't be allowed to vote as long as you're a "soldier".
Now, let's see who agrees w/ me (I'm the guy who pays about 10-15TIMES more taxes than the average american) - the military size should be slashed to 5% of it's current size in the states. oh and - most soldiers joined the military because they couldn't get a productive job doing something else. No, I'm not talking about the officers who were at the top of their class and got into westpoint. I am talking about stupid useless trash who were dumped into basic training and told to follow what the guy with the stripes says - you know, like a trained mule who plows the fields. Will this loser vote for the guy who'll give him a raise? Or will he vote for the guy who's going to lay him off so he can go back to working at the movie theater?
You shouldn't be able to elect your boss. When you join the military, you introduce a conflict of interest by voting for your boss. Yes, you should give up the right to vote when you CHOOSE to be put in a position where you are voting for your boss. but you're too stupid to understand that. that's why you're "in the military" and I'm self-made from zero wealthy. so, here's one of the few phrases you seem to understand - "FUCK YOU". you drag society down, and should be fired.
they do. it costs more. i fly about 100 flights/year. never had my seat kicked in 1st. it costs more. you're cheap. you like to complain. the fact is, you're just a loser who isn't successful in life - get what you want w/o paying for it - retard.
you can take it and drive it up your ass.
here's a freaking question no one is asking. yes, it's wrong to fuck a ten year old. yes, it's worse if you take pictures. but downloading those pictures? what the fuck is wrong with that?? now, I personally prefer granny on horses porn, but if I do ever choose to have a video collection, that I DIDN'T FUCKING SHOOT MYSELF, what the fuck is wrong with that??
I wasn't talking about black people. I was talking about niggers. There's a big difference. all niggers are black, but not all black people are niggers. congratulations on being racist in your post. discounting counting the repeated use of "nigger", I was not. you just said you don't have niggers in canada, but we do in the us.
.. ah, fuck, I meant the smelly indians, and maybe those surrender-monkey french fuckups. bring it on bitches - I'm stuck at the airport and have some time to kill.
I work and am friends with a guys who do unix sysadmin work. Very cool guys - but they don't speak the way I'm making fun of. and they're not named "Dwayne", or "Rollonda" or "Shaquisha" or whatever the fuck retarded ghetto convention they're hot-branding each other with these days. Unsurprisingly, my friends are from africa, thailand, and france. The retards in the mailroom aren't the same species as the guys I work with. and no, it's not just dc. I take almost 100 flights a year and have been to every fucking part of the US. it's everywhere. It's funny to watch, as I'm not originally from the US myself, and this seems to be a phenomenon only observed in the states.
So understand what you're reading before saying it's retarded. Although I guess I shouldn't expect more from a canadian, aye?
douchebag. with all the shit going on here, I'd still shoot myself before moving to canada. everything is a little toned down. The latest music is about 3 months behind. everyone sounds a little less educated (in french and in english) due to giving both languages a little "hick" treatment. the current clothing trends are a few months behind. everyone is a little less important, a little uglier, makes a little less...
I like to matter. If canada was blown up tomorrow, it wouldn't make much difference to the world.
Alright anyone else have a problem? I've still got some shit to unload about the wetback mexicans, those ass-loving greeks, the smelly russians and
well, clearly written by a nigger. no, I don't mean a member of the gnaa, I mean an actual nigger. I know the whole racism thing is wrong, but stereotyping is a part of normal life. It's just statistics. Like when speaking with someone over the phone, I can tell you if they're black. it's like the star of nigger david that permiates centuries, appearances and the fabric of nigger space. seriously, fiddle me this robin - why is it that it's easy to tell the color of someone's skin over the phone? why is it that a population of americans, all born and raised here, have an accent that matches their skin color? a southern accent has to do with geography. a nigger accent has to do with skin color.
Why, you ask can I tell this was written by a nigger? because this post a nigger's wet fantasy. A 37 year old rich white housewife will not fuck a nigger. they will get a $5k/hr male dancer from the male strip club. you know, someone who brushes their teeth and showers. and... a white guy named "Dwayne". I don't fucking think so. it's "Wayne", you stupid nigger, not "D"wayne. the "D" in "Dwayne" is so my shotgun friend from the south can identify you easier.
actually, you{r,\'re} the one fucking the idiot.
well, at least this is better then the eating shit or the old faggot story. although I must say - as I was gently stroking my ass hair (the slashdot reacharound), I got to the part with the two guys. Why two? why not one? ruined my jacking off to a good night. since you slashdot asshairtroll fags cant even to a decent porno story (you know, without the gay shit), at least make it funny. like this.
I should have known better than to dare my friend Crumple Weasel at anything. Least of all, something as totally depraved and raunchy as a muffet chow.... It was gargly smizzletoot, still early enough to not be rumplchums, but hot and sticky enough that both our tweezer raisins were clinging to our well-defined gonglemicks, in a fine sweat. TinterTaint had made pink lemonade, and we were in a picnic spot mifztring away. Then, out of the frankensnort, she asks me, "have you ever tried a hot spicy dish of oily anal discharge?" I nearly spit out my drink. eurethranose has never been one to mince words, but nevertheless I hadn't been expecting oily anal discharge.
"Well? Have you?" vuvulabreath was waiting expectantly for my answer.
"Well...I...no! Yeeeeeck! That's crumplenarf!" But my smile belied my curiosity and excitement.
"Why disgusting?" my best murfengrulph demanded. "Don't tell me you've never had a cookie jar full of discusting greasy ass juice in your mouth before!"
I couldn't tell her that....I'd had centons--quite a few of them with crumple zone nipple bumpers present and sucking and fucking whomever she'd brought home for the night.
Instead, I said, "No...I mean....slowly putting my lips around the asshole of someone who ate those fat free chips with olestra about two hours after they ate and sucking it all out. then blowing back air and squeezing on the front of the stomach hard as my face is forced deeper into the lubed up anal cavity, spreading the cheeks ever so wider as the air comes out of the ass and forces the ass juice from my mouth into my lungs where it coats the alveoli and asphyxiates me...."
Flowerpowered retrogroove only smiled evilly. I thought back to the time she'd walked into the bedroom and caught me gently massaging my throbbing ready to explode clitoris with a rusty razor blade on my bed. Nothing too embarrassing about that....except for the matter of exactly what I'd been fantasizing about as I dug the razor deeper and deeper just belos the clitoris and inside the uterus. To this day I couldn't be entirely sure if she'd heard me calling out her name, as my fingers drove me to trufflemuffle after beautiful trufflemuffle....but if she had been anywhere in the apartment during the few minutes leading up to her catching me in the act, I couldn't see how she could have missed hearing it even if a snuggle bunny wearing a large cold icepick were flying overhead slowly lowering onto my nipple, digging deaper and deaper!
Smiling, the dunkin neutrogina loaf pooh asked me, "Does that mean you'd never putt your lips around the asshole of someone who ate those fat free chips with olestra about two hours after they ate and sucking it all out? Even if piggletmuffentots had a mouth full of delicious sharp cold ice pick stabbing the soft palate slowly as your jaw got more and more tired but you couldn't do anything about it because you had no hands?"
anywise, getting tired of this shit. time for some real porn and bed time. big day of big business tomorrow. kinda like that time I was in the washroom and this football player was taking a shit...