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Airlines Plan To Filter, Censor In-Flight Internet Access

BlueMerle notes that the much-vaunted arrival of internet access in the friendly skies may come at the cost of heavy content filtering by the Airlines. Ars Technica's commentary is prompted by an Associated Press article which does its best to make checking your email seem sinister. "Seat 17D is yapping endlessly on an Internet phone call. Seat 16F is flaming Seat 16D with expletive-laden chats. Seat 16E is too busy surfing porn sites to care. Seat 17C just wants to sleep. Welcome to the promise of the Internet at 33,000 feet -- and the questions of etiquette, openness and free speech that airlines and service providers will have to grapple with as they bring Internet access to the skies in the coming months."

262 comments

  1. International Air Space? by node159 · · Score: 0

    In international air space, no one can censor me...

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    1. Re:International Air Space? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Sure they can, you agreed to the practice when you bought your ticket, which is a legal contract here in the US at least. Besides, even when you are in another country, regardless of their less restrictive laws, you still must abide by the laws of where you claim citizenship, or risk be arrested on your return to home soil. ( not that i agree with that 2nd issue, but legally its true ).

      Tho technically a private company cant *censor* anyway, but that concept will be beat to death in other threads.

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  2. OMG censorship!!! by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 5, Insightful

    God forbid anyone regulate behavior in a situation where they are liable for the results. The airline has 100+ strangers including children and overprotective, on edge, a little under the influence parents. They have a duty to keep order on their plane. I'm not sure that I, while I have no problem with porn and have even *gasp* watched it, would want to see a giant gangbang going on right next to me, while my rowmate eyes it longingly.

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    1. Re:OMG censorship!!! by SterlingSylver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I support this sort of filtering for the same reasons that I support the rules prohibiting cell phones on planes. Now, ignoring the safety concerns of cell phones, the second that two or three business travelers start competing to be the loudest person so that their incredibly important conference call can hear their thoughts on the Johnson proposal is the second that other passengers start acquiring arguments for reasonable homicide. Idiots on the web can only be an even worse idea.

      I don't mind people checking their e-mail, but if airlines wish to enforce civility while I'm paying $150+ for a 1.5 hour flight to DC with a bunch of philistines...I say more power to them.

    2. Re:OMG censorship!!! by nlitement · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Alright, why can't you just keep your laptop to yourself, lean a little bit or something? Now look, I can't imagine ANYONE sane enough to be let on a passenger plane who wants to look at porn and masturbate at the same time (porn without masturbation is an oxymoron) in public, be it an airplane or a bus or whatever. It's always the Internet and content that offends oh-so innocent little fundamental Christian all-American soccer moms and their children, isn't it? Even if you were viewing "NSFW" content, it's up to other passengers to mind their own damned business and not to look at your screen. Might as well buy a screen polarizer.

    3. Re:OMG censorship!!! by catwh0re · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I think these issues will pretty much disappear once the pricing structure comes out. I doubt this is something airlines are going to offer for free. Price sensitive consumers will option it out of their ticket price. Or charging by the kilobyte will entice users to be sparing with the service.

      The flipside of course is that everyone is on for free and the plane is slashdotted by anonymised porn.

    4. Re:OMG censorship!!! by spleen_blender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with censorship isn't the desire to prevent harm, but the fact that it implies that there is some moral standard by which we all should run our lives, which I find utterly offensive to my own freedom. Children will see things eventually, so instead of hiding the truth from them, as an adult give them some parallax and understanding on what they are seeing.

      Religion, mysticism, and the supernatural are all rooted in this same tenet of moral superiority, and it is so unintelligent to be a proponent of it.

    5. Re:OMG censorship!!! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Children will see things eventually, so instead of hiding the truth from them, as an adult give them some parallax and understanding on what they are seeing.

      The problem with that is that it is not up to you to determine when I should have a teaching moment with my kid.

      Do you invite your kids into the room when you and the wife are gettin it on? Do you surf porn with your 6 year old? Have you explained the finer details of tubgirl to her?

    6. Re:OMG censorship!!! by spleen_blender · · Score: 0, Troll

      If every moment isn't a teaching moment for your kid, then you're doing something wrong.

    7. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Albanach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If every moment isn't a teaching moment for your kid, then you're doing something wrong.
      No, sorry. I think you are wrong

      Every moment for children tends to be a learning moment, but parents can decide the time, pace and subject for teaching.

      As they say, your right to swing your arm ends just before my nose. Equally, your right to watch stuff on a plane ends when it starts to offend or disturb those flying with you.
    8. Re:OMG censorship!!! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Funny

      We're cruising along at 30,000', having a 'teaching moment' about cloud formations and what all those little 'squares' are, when the asshat next to us decides that I must redirect my scholarly pursuits, and instead explain what is wrong with that mans butt.

      No thanks.

    9. Re:OMG censorship!!! by gaspyy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh cut the crap. Do you even have kids? How old?

      It's so easy to preach when you have no clue.

      I do have a three year old son (btw, I'm European, so no prude). He does ask a lot of questions and we do our best to answer them. But there are thing difficult to comprehend at that age. You can't simply expose your child to EVERYTHING and expect them to actually understand it.

      And let's forget for a moment about the whole "think about the children". Talking about "porn" is very general. Do YOU like ALL KINDS of porn? It's a pretty sure bet that you don't. I don't have a problem with people having strange fetishes, as long as I am not forced to see them.

      One thing I've noted on airplanes: On international flights, Americans (especially those in their 40's) tend to be the most annoying, rude, self-centered and demanding passengers - like the flights attendants should care ONLY about them. I can usually spot Americans by their manners and behaviors. Sorry, I don't mean to offend, I'm just stating a fact I noticed.

    10. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that is that it is not up to you to determine when I should have a teaching moment with my kid.

      Well the problem with that is that if you bring them into public places, you allow anyone to say anything to them.
      You can't stop the inevitable.

    11. Re:OMG censorship!!! by spleen_blender · · Score: 1

      There are methods of preventing kids from seeing these things that do not rely on censorship. My point is that focusing on those methods is the best alternative. Privacy screens, sections with no children seated (which is adjacent to bathroom so their path never crosses no children zones), but to make a jump to censorship first instead of these other (probably cheaper) alternatives is very telling of the mentality of people.

      Instead of going through the effort of having a reasonable preventative system, you'd rather take the lazy way out and justify it with the idea that it is in the children's best interest.

      I agree that there are certain things that you can't put into context simply because the child has no foundation on the subject with which you can build a healthy understanding, but the first ideas when trying to protect children should not intersect with anyone else's freedoms. The only cases where freedoms such as this should be not allowed are when there are no other alternatives to causing undue trauma or harm.

      I'm not a nutter, and was mostly playing devil's advocate with my previous post.

    12. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow me to redirect your attention.
      This is the airlines filter thread.
      Porn thread is right below.

    13. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      And on the flopside I'm bringing some nice noise canceling headphones and an extra laptop battery. Then I can watch movies for the whole trip and not worry about the insanity that is outside of 1 foot in front of my face.

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    14. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      There's nothing unintelligent about religion. Atheists are ipso facto stupid. Like anti-gay fundamentalists, atheists have the ludicrous belief that they can make pronouncements about an emotional phenomenon which they do not experience.
      You're forgetting to account for the atheist who started out believing and experiencing those "emotional phenomenon" before they grew up. If some people never want to grow up, then that is their right.
    15. Re:OMG censorship!!! by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      . I'm not sure that I, while I have no problem with porn and have even *gasp* watched it, would want to see a giant gangbang going on right next to me, while my rowmate eyes it longingly.

      As may be. But who, would watch hard core porn in public, a coffeeshop, or such, now? I'm sure it does happen, but this is something that most of us do in privacy, or perhaps with friends. Someone who openly watches hard core porn on a plane should be stopped by the hostesses, the same as if he started masturbating in his seat.

      Anyone likely to use their laptop to watch porn could much more easily load it up with a few GB of videos before they leave the ground, rather than see -- buffering -- at inconvenient moments, let alone probably paying a small fortune for the privilege.

      So I'm not saying that watching porn is appropriate on a plane, but trying to filter it out of the net is not going to stop it, and we all know the silly side effects of overbroad filters.

    16. Re:OMG censorship!!! by probabilistic · · Score: 1

      sections with no children seated

      That is pretty much the best idea ever, and not just in this context. I fully support the airlines deciding to put families with small children in one section of the plane, so I can fly in peace without the noise, the seat-kicking, the dirty diaper smells, the toy-throwing, the paper-shredding, etc, etc, etc.

    17. Re:OMG censorship!!! by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's ok. That's how I usually spot them everywhere in Illinois.

      I would, however, suggest reading "How to Lie with Statistics." If I sent out an anonymous survey to all readers of "Popular Mechanics" asking about which types of makeup they prefer to use, I might get a weighted result.

      In the same manner, there is only a certain subset of our country that can afford to take X days off, fly to Europe and have holiday. Most of them probably got there one of two ways: They were born rich with a sense of self entitlement (Paris Hilton) or they are very demanding, pushy and excellent for management material.

      It's like "Gaydar", sure you can pick out every single 'flaming' homosexual that talks with a lisp wears pink and flips his wrist. But what about the one sitting next to you, minding his own business who doesn't?

      I'd be interested in what your success rate is. Maybe you can spot 95% of the "Americans" maybe you can only spot 2%. And in any culture given any number of people I would say reasonably 2% are annoying, rude, self centered and demanding.

      Don't worry, we're embarrassed of those people too.

    18. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a lot of garbage in that article. Somebody surfing porn on his laptop on a plane is no different from someone who brings along a copy of Playboy to read "for the articles" or someone who pops Debbie does Dallas into his portable DVD player. You don't need different rules - people already manage not to look at porn whilst on a plane next to a bunch of strangers - they can manage not to look at pornographic websites, too. There's nothing internet-specific about this at all. If someone does annoy his rowmates with a porn website, the cabin crew will stop him, just as they'd make him put Playboy away.

      As for the guy that wants to read a confidential email - don't do it in public! People already read and compose emails, review documents and the like on planes - they just can't actually send the things until they land. There's no new issue here, either.

      Sometimes, things aren't really any different because they happen to involve a network.

    19. Re:OMG censorship!!! by LLKrisJ · · Score: 1

      What I really don't understand is why the rules that apply to normal social behaviour in public places -no running around in ye old birthday suit, no smoking in public places, no being drunk in public, no stealing, no spanking the monkey watching hardcore nature flics, ...- should not apply to everything else, like for instance surfing the net on a plane or any other public terminal for that matter.

      Imagine the possibility of getting strip searched for cigarettes/porn/your flask of single malt on the street corner, just because those items just might be used to conduct socially inappropriate behavior.

      I could already watch hardcore porn on my portable DVD player or PMP for crying out loud... but I don't. Why?? -> because it would be inappropriate and people would look at me funny. And even if I did something that crossed the line I could get warned or sanctioned, just like they prohibit drunks from taking the plane...

      Why can't we all just drop it already with this over regulating BS and just rely on common sense??

      I hate this trend. Everything needs to be controlled for us since we are all clearly mindless sheep that are not able to think for ourselves properly.

      Oh big brother, help us, for we know not what to do :(

    20. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      And on the flopside I'm bringing some nice noise canceling headphones and an extra laptop battery. Then I can watch movies for the whole trip and not worry about the insanity that is outside of 1 foot in front of my face.

      I hate to break it to you, but noise canceling headphones don't "cancel" most noise - they do a good job of limiting consistent background noise - such as aircraft engine whine, and in ear (and cans to a lesser extent) block outside sound by plugging or blocking the ear canal (as would a good set of ear plugs) - but despite Sony's ad you'll still hear the screaming baby behind you.

      Personally, I hope they do block VOIP - there are already two many idiots who feel the need to "dial up" as soon as the wheels screech; and talk incessantly while on the ground; and I have no reason to believe their behavior would change in the air and reasonably priced access would encourage such use.

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    21. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      You clearly don't understand just how low the bar for assault is. If the kid or his parents feel uncomfortable with what you're saying, they can ask you to stop, and failure to do so could potentially be considered assault.

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    22. Re:OMG censorship!!! by fredklein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      your right to watch stuff on a plane ends when it starts to offend or disturb those flying with you.


      Well, they shouldn't be looking at my screen then!

    23. Re:OMG censorship!!! by JasonTik · · Score: 1

      That guy will download his porn ahead of time, after his first porn-free flight. You'll save yourself nothing.

    24. Re:OMG censorship!!! by egomaniac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Atheists are ipso facto stupid. Like anti-gay fundamentalists, atheists have the ludicrous belief that they can make pronouncements about an emotional phenomenon which they do not experience. All people who even glimpse the complexity of the universe experience awe and wondrous exhilaration with such profundity that it cannot be described as anything other than a religious experience. Einstein understood this. You do not.

      Do you believe in Odin? Zeus? Ra? Queztalcoatl? The Great Spirit?

      No?

      Based on the fact that you're a self-righteous prick, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you're Christian. Mankind has dreamed up ten thousand different gods. You don't believe in 9,999 of them. I don't believe in the same 9,999 you don't believe in, plus I also don't believe in the God of Abraham. Evidently not believing in 9,999 gods doesn't make you stupid, but not believing in 10,000 gods makes me stupid.

      I'd like to believe that there's some logic or reason behind this, but there's no logic behind religious delusions. Sad that so much time and energy is spent defending fairy tales.

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    25. Re:OMG censorship!!! by houghi · · Score: 1

      For those who can not go without their porn and do not want to be censored: download it first and play it on your portable.
      With some scripting you can download a LOT more then you would probably with a connection on a plane.

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    26. Re:OMG censorship!!! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Idiots on the web can only be an even worse idea.

      Why? Most people who are going to be surfing the web are going to be keeping pretty much to themselves.

    27. Re:OMG censorship!!! by stuboogie · · Score: 1

      "HEY SHOOTER!!! Kenny Tarmac Here!! We just landed!!"

      "Hang on, I've got another call..."

    28. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that is that it is not up to you to determine when I should have a teaching moment with my kid.
      Here's the funny thing: It's not up to you either. It is not the responsibility of the parent to control how their children are exposed to the world, it is to prepare them as much as possible for it and to help them work things out when they see a little more than you were expecting.

      If you don't have time to do so with the "busy schedule" so many parents seem to have, you shouldn't have had children. Period.
    29. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Elldallan · · Score: 1

      Your argument is flawed.
      Say somone finds the crying baby or the two fighting 5 year olds in the seat behind them disturbing or offending does that mean families with small children should be banned from airplanes, trains, buses and other public spaces where they might disturb other people or should they be forced to at all time be able to silence their children and keep them still when they start yelling/crying/fighting and all the other things bored children in an enclosed space does?
      Or is the act a mother breast feeding her child an offensive act of indecent exposure?
      There are limits to what it's socially acceptable to do in public but likewise there's a limit to what you can be upset and complain about people doing in public.

      People have always been able to bring their porn DVD's with them on the airplane if they wanted to so why wasn't this a problem before now?

    30. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Cairnarvon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So how does this relate to the issue of airlines censoring internet access? Do you expect the airlines to act as a parent to your children because you can't be bothered to look over their shoulder while they use the in-flight internet access, or tell them they aren't allowed to use it?

      Because if your concern is that the person sitting next to your kid is looking at porn and your child can actually see it, then you'll be happy to know that that person is guilty of disseminating pornography to a minor, which is a felony in the US.
      The laws already protect your child in that case. You don't need the airlines to add more nannying.

    31. Re:OMG censorship!!! by fugue · · Score: 1

      This seems to be another technological solution to a societal problem. People shouldn't be rude to each other on a plane (noise, objectionable content (whatever I object to!), bringing young screaming children onboard...) or anywhere else. What about leaning over and saying "Sorry, but could you please stop pretending to have Tourette's? (oh, er, I thought you were just pretending...)"? Has anyone had a problem with the person in the next seat over watching porn (or reading a skin mag)? Or throwing food? Or ...? Probably. Is a technological solution needed? Convince me.

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    32. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Love your argument. I will be using it when I encounter someone with an attitude that is similar to the one that you were responding to.

    33. Re:OMG censorship!!! by eggnoglatte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you for describing religion as an "emotional phenomenon". That just made my day. Now if all you fellow believers understood that that's what it is, the world would be a better place.

    34. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Do you surf porn with your 6 year old? Have you explained the finer details of tubgirl to her?

      No, but at 6 years old she knew where babies come from, and had an overview of the mechanics involved.

      You're right, it's not up to me or anyone else when you should be teaching your kid things. In an ideal world, people would be considerate of the fact that there are kids around and modify their behaviour appropriately - curb their language, watch what they're talking about, not smoke, etc. You can't rely on that though, and you have to be prepared for your kid to be exposed to things that you don't think are appropriate, and have to deal with the inevitable questions. Either that, or keep him/her in the house and never let them out; hardly conducive to a healthy life though.

    35. Re:OMG censorship!!! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      We're cruising along at 30,000', having a 'teaching moment' about cloud formations and what all those little 'squares' are, when the asshat next to us decides that I must redirect my scholarly pursuits, and instead explain what is wrong with that mans butt. Well, that's an easy one: this guy has been very successful at cruising, and now, look at the result!
    36. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Your argument is flawed.
      No it is not. Mass transit is designed to carry people, therefore passengers expect other people, of varying ages to be traveling with them.

      I personally don't expect there to be a problem. I think most people would accept the social norms and not deliberately view offensive material on their laptop, like some others have posted said they already do. However, we have all seen computers that are riddled with adware. Friends parents with computers who can't start them up without a flurry of pop ups. For those situations I have little problem with filtering by the airline providing the connection. For geeks, there will always be a route around it.
    37. Re:OMG censorship!!! by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

      All people who even glimpse the complexity of the universe experience awe and wondrous exhilaration with such profundity that it cannot be described as anything other than a religious experience. Einstein understood this. You do not.

      Einstein was an atheist. He did not believe in the god of Abraham, directing things from on high. To a Christian or Jew he would be called an atheist.

      There is a chapter in Dawkins' "The God Delusion" where Dawkins coins "Einsteinian Atheism" to explain a sense of wonder and joy at the complexity of the universe as opposed to supernatural religion. Dawkins is an "Einsteinian atheist" he himself says.

    38. Re:OMG censorship!!! by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      So freakin' what? This isn't a public library, a university, or even a home internet service. It's a business used for fairly short durations by travelers. They have every right to limit the service they provide to meet their business needs, and as much as I might love me the pr0n, I see no need for anyone to access it while packed into a sardine can with a bunch of strangers.

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    39. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer here though, isn't some easily circumventable crapware making more misjudgements than correct ones but the crew. I'd really like to think they have enough sense to suggest your neighbor to stop it if it's something that's likely going to bother other people.

    40. Re:OMG censorship!!! by AncientPC · · Score: 1

      This isn't a problem at coffee shops or other places I've been to that offer free wireless. Why would this be a problem on airplanes?

    41. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh. Not another of those "OMG ITS THERE PLACE THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WAN'T LOL".

      The question isn't whether they have a right to do that, but does it make sense. Censorware inherently sucks and thus equals bad service and money badly spent. If you don't find as big a deal as the risk of encountering some random asshat looking for love in a wrong place, then okay, but don't pretend that consumers are supposed to take whatever up in the ass just because it's a private company. YOU ARE A FUCKING PAYING CUSTOMER FOR CHRISTSSAKE!

      Oh yeah, merry christmas.

    42. Re:OMG censorship!!! by danbeck · · Score: 1

      Oh, thank you for this post. I get so damned sick of the holier than thou types who think that showing MY 10 year old, bangbus reruns is just a natural fact of life and we parents should stop being so uptight. "Son, put down the rattle we need to talk. Did you know that can actually pay some slut $50 to get in a van and be assfucked by a total stranger on tape."

    43. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      your right to watch stuff on a plane ends when it starts to offend or disturb those flying with you.

      Is it OK if I'm offended that you want to read the bible when I'm a devout muslim? What about the teletubbies if I'm a devout evangelical and think it will make my kids gay? Is it OK for you to offend me then?

      What about looking at foxnews if I'm a hard core communist and find corporate media highly offensive? How about some wonderful content and pictures of the Armenian genocide if I'm a highly nationalistic Turk? Can't have that! Afterall, that content is offending me! What if I'm writing a book on islamic radicals and want to look at a beheading video? Or how about two men kissing? Can't have that, afterall, if it offends or disturbs, you have a RIGHT to stop everyone from bothering you.

      Thank god such a right doesn't really exist, because if it did, there would be nothing left to read, look at or listen to.

    44. Re:OMG censorship!!! by danbeck · · Score: 1

      He didn't ask if you were being a normal parent, he was asking if you were viewing porn with your 6 year old? That's what you were advocating. No one is talking about viewing a health class movie about the miracle of life, we are talking about porn and until you quickly changed the subject, so were you.

      You are a dirty, hypocritcal, holier-than-thou type who obviously has few social manners. Thanks for being "that guy".

    45. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need censorship. There are better solutions to make things more comfortable for fellow passengers. Stuff like privacy filters and some headphones should allow you to watch or browse whatever you want on your laptop without bothering fellow passengers.

    46. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      Er, but isn't one of Einstein's most famous quotations "God doesn't play dice with the universe?" - a comment he apparently made repeatedly. Dawkins never met Einstein; how the hell does he know how the man felt?

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    47. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be tempted to reply to this with facts, articles and links, but anybody who still believes Einstein was anything but an atheist (or that Darwin recanted on his death bed) would be better served by studying it for themselves.

      All I can suggest, is you check Google about it, and try reading more books than your bible.

    48. Re:OMG censorship!!! by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

      Einstein said quite a bit more than just "God does not play dice with the universe."

      He also said "The idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems
      even naive."

      And "I am a deeply religious nonbeliever. This is a somewhat
      new kind of religion."

      From "The God Delusion" by Dawkins p. 18:

      "There is every reason to think that famous Einsteinisms like
      'God is subtle but he is not malicious' or 'He does not play dice' or
      'Did God have a choice in creating the Universe?' are pantheistic,
      not deistic, and certainly not theistic. 'God does not play dice'
      should be translated as 'Randomness does not lie at the heart of all
      things.' 'Did God have a choice in creating the Universe?' means
      'Could the universe have begun in any other way?' Einstein was
      using 'God' in a purely metaphorical, poetic sense.

      He said even more things. Enough so that a rabbi said about Einstein that "his religious views are diametrically opposed to Judaism." The Christian leaders of the time denounced Einstein as a filthy atheist.

    49. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As they say, your right to swing your arm ends just before my nose. Equally, your right to watch stuff on a plane ends when it starts to offend or disturb those flying with you.

      How the fuck did this get modded up to +5? Some moron decides that an act of violence is equivalent to 'offending someone', and no one calls him out on it?


      Hey Albanach,


      Should I censor myself because it might offend you? Perhaps I should stop talking about my faith because it 'disturbs' you? Maybe I should put away my Nintendo DS because video games offend your delicate sensibilities.


      Or maybe you should turn your head away and go mind your own fucking business.

    50. Re:OMG censorship!!! by edittard · · Score: 1

      Some moron decides that an act of violence is equivalent to 'offending someone', and no one calls him out on it?
      He didn't do that. He used a metaphor - quite a common one at that - it's almost a cliché. I'm quite surprised you haven't heard it before. On second thoughts, I'm not.
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    51. Re:OMG censorship!!! by morie · · Score: 1

      Biggest problem arises once they percieve porn as the truth. It's just as truthfull as Star Trek (... bring on the comments about Star Trek)

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    52. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      much better to put kids in those crates in the hold with the dogs n cats.

    53. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As they say, your right to swing your arm ends just before my nose.

      Well whoever says that is wrong. If you swing your arm toward my nose and a reasonable person would feel threatened with eminent violence, it's assault whether you hit me or not. After you've hit me it's also battery. Even in places where the two aren't distinguished, a credible threat of violence (such as a show of force, like swinging your arm toward my nose) is still a crime, even if the act isn't completed.

      And we won't even go in to equating an act of violence with an act of civil offense.

    54. Re:OMG censorship!!! by filterban · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I don't think adding the Internet changes anything about the morality here. As an example -- recently I noticed that newsstands in the airport have a section for adult magazines. There's no content filter stopping a customer from buying a copy of one of these and reading it on the airplane in front of children.

      What's also to stop a customer from putting in a copy of Predator or maybe an adult movie on their portable DVD player? Those are movies that most people wouldn't want their kids watching.

      Additionally, content filtering doesn't stop anyone who -really- wants to get around it (e.g. SSH tunneling, VPN, proxy sites, etc) so what would the airline really stand to gain here? I'm pretty sure the WiFi access points in the airports themselves don't have content filters.

      I'm pretty sure it's already illegal to display adult material in a public place where kids could see it, but IANAL. The end result of content filtering on a service that I'm paying for means that I won't pay for it twice.

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    55. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake me up when you respond to what I said instead of this nonsense about "gods." Many religions don't have gods. I never said non-Christians or non-Jews or non-Buddhists or non-anythings were stupid. I said atheists are stupid. Please learn to read, then come back and respond.

    56. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All people who even glimpse the complexity of the universe experience awe and wondrous exhilaration with such profundity that it cannot be described as anything other than a religious experience. Einstein understood this. You do not. That's of course ignoring Einstein was agnostic and didn't believe in your God either.
    57. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Mr. Logic, read the jerk's comments before bashing Christians and coming up with your own childish straw man arguments. There is nothing there that indicates a Christian. It's just your wishful thinking.

      To see the self-righteous prick, look in a mirror.

    58. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) You're dumb if you think I ignored what you describe as his agnosticism. Agnosticism and atheism aren't the same thing. All true believers are in some sense agnostic, because we recognize that the scope of Logos is beyond our powers of comprehension; of course we experience some a-gnosis.

      b) You're dumb if you think you can read what I said and infer anything about my God.

    59. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't dis Queztalcoatl! :)

    60. Re:OMG censorship!!! by Fanboys_Suck_Dick · · Score: 1

      The internet is designed to carry porn, therefore passengers expect other people using the internet, of varying ages to be surfing porn with them. Surfing porn is my social norm. Your argument is flawed.

    61. Re:OMG censorship!!! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      He didn't do that. He used a metaphor - quite a common one at that - it's almost a cliché. I'm quite surprised you haven't heard it before. On second thoughts, I'm not.

      If you're making an analogy in order to make an argument, I expect something a little stronger than a metaphor! If you're saying he merely made a metaphor, then his point does not hold in the first place.

    62. Re:OMG censorship!!! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      As they say, your right to swing your arm ends just before my nose. Equally, your right to watch stuff on a plane ends when it starts to offend or disturb those flying with you.

      In that case, I'm offended by you posting on Slashdot.

    63. Re:OMG censorship!!! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Er, but isn't one of Einstein's most famous quotations "God doesn't play dice with the universe?" - a comment he apparently made repeatedly.

      I also say "God damn it" and "Jesus Christ" quite regularly, but I hope people like you won't be taking it as proof of belief in God after my death!

      People often use "God" metaphorically, and scientists in particular have often used "God" as a personification of nature, in the same way that someone might refer to "mother nature".

    64. Re:OMG censorship!!! by edittard · · Score: 1

      So you admit you were talking shit when you said he was equating violence with something else. Good day!

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  3. Filter my internet if you like by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

    I have a 500GB portable drive stocked full of porn and violent games.

    Huzzah!

    (when will they limit the size of your drive in the same way they limit liquids and gels?)

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    1. Re:Filter my internet if you like by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1
      From the article:

      "We think decency and good sense and normal behavior" will prevail, said Jack Blumenstein,
      I've got a feeling this time next year Mr. Blumenstein will be looking for a job.
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    2. Re:Filter my internet if you like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they'll ever fucking care about your hard disk size.
      Stop with the knee-jerk reaction, kids. It cheapens REAL issues.

  4. It's a private airplane by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's their own service their providing, they can do whatever they want as far as filtering. I should have the same ability to sleep on an airplane like I did before they introduced internet access. I don't need to be sitting on a plane hearing a bunch of priests telling the passenger ahead of them how immoral pornography is, or hearing a people yell and scream if someone bring up goatse.

    1. Re:It's a private airplane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It still depends on how they do it. Laws exist concerning the interception and alteration of communication and there are no exceptions in them for when you are on private property. They have to get your consent on any filtering, but rest assured that they will or "no internet for you."

      On the other hand, there's no way to filter a properly encrypted channel, so instead of waving the technical restriction like a red rag in front of geeks, their best bet may be to simply tell people "no porn, no gore and let other people sleep" and, when someone doesn't follow the rules, do the same they do with drunk passengers.

    2. Re:It's a private airplane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could say the same thing about most ISPs. It's their service, they should have the right to filter what goes through it.

      Not that I disagree with you - aircraft networks should *definitely* be filtered, but your argument presents a very slippery slope.

  5. Is this really that big of a deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, really, you geeks can't go without porn for 3 or 4 whole hours?

    Here's a thought: close Firefox, shut the lid on the laptop, and *gasp* actually talk to the girl sitting next to you. You just might find that you'll be enjoying the real thing, rather than rubbing one out to pictures of it.

    1. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by creysoft · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe the flights you always fly on Hooker Airlines are filled with hot, friendly chicks, but here's a list of the people I've sat next to on airline flights:

      A fat man
      Another fat man
      A surprisingly fat man
      An old woman who needed oxygen and smelled like cheese
      Two fat men
      A little brat (boy) who kept kicking the seat in front of him and throwing things across the aisle at his mother (on the other side of me) who in turn kept screaming at him for the whole flight
      An exhausted mom and her toddler who banged on his musical sesame street toy and screamed the whole flight.

      I would have given anything for porn!

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    2. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      It's not the geeks, it's the business wonks. I remember a flight I took from Chicago to St Louis a few years ago. It was a 90 minute flight (minus the 2 hour ground delay), about 30-40 minutes of that was actually at "cruising" where you can have electronic devices on. As soon as they announced that electronic devices could be used, at least half the plane (packed MD80) pulled out laptops. From what I could tell, most were business users. They couldn't go 30 minutes without working on their spreadsheets and powerpoints.

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    3. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Unoti · · Score: 1

      *gasp* actually talk to the girl sitting next to you
      Haha, you don't fly much.
    4. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by pla · · Score: 1

      As soon as they announced that electronic devices could be used, at least half the plane (packed MD80) pulled out laptops. From what I could tell, most were business users. They couldn't go 30 minutes without working on their spreadsheets and powerpoints.

      I don't think you should necessarily presume they wanted to "work". I too have flown as a business traveller, and also pull out my laptop as soon as they let me.

      I then fired up an SNES emulator and passed the next two hours playing Super Metroid.

      I already work (at least) a few unpaid hours every week - Why the hell would I do more?

    5. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, both my keyboard and I are glad I finished that cup of coffee before hitting your post....
      Hope the mods wake up and give you the +5 Funny you deserve.

    6. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Funny

      I mean, really, you geeks can't go without porn for 3 or 4 whole hours?


      Oh please, sometimes I even go without it for a whole 8 hours or more. Damn that filtering proxy at work ;)

      Here's a thought: close Firefox, shut the lid on the laptop, and *gasp* actually talk to the girl sitting next to you. You just might find that you'll be enjoying the real thing, rather than rubbing one out to pictures of it.


      Right. On a plane.

      I guess there's always the off chance that the fat guy on the right is really a beautiful woman in disguise. Or that the lady with the screaming baby behind me is really available and is carrying someone else's kid. Or maybe the fat, loud yakking couple in front of me aren't really married, and I could pick the woman up. If I didn't have any taste, that is. (And I'm not even talking about the "fat" part, as about what she's yakking loudly about.)

      But ok, let's say that I pulled the proverbial jackpot, my guardian angel used the miracle quota for a small nation and a century, or the karma accountants in the Heavens decide to give me a sorta tax return for what my ancestors suffered during the black plague and a few wars. So I'm seated next to a woman who's gorgeous, smart, horny, available, etc, etc, etc.

      On a plane.

      Have you been on one of those lately? The seating for a start has been clearly designed for halflings, and anyone over 3 ft tall will have to fold in unnatural ways just to fit their legs in there. I've been occasionally wishing for a modified Folding@home client just to figure out how I'm supposed to fold in there. Doubly so if the guy in front decides to lean his seat back on top of you, and/or hasn't understood under which seat his bag should go.

      Then we're both after the airport experience, which is designed to inconvenience you the most, so you'll know you're safe up there. And I don't mean just the coming one hour early and standing in the line for the security circus. That's just the ante. You know, the foreplay for the real shafting experience. Then you've had to put up with loud and chaotic crowds, had to find your terminal (presumably named so because by the time you're there, death doesn't look that bad an alternative) with clues that would make old adventure games look tame, had a jolly good wait because your flight is delayed, then got packed on the plane and waited another 40 minutes because some retard forgot to load the luggage too. (I swear to the elder gods, it actually happened.)

      Right. Do you figure at this point either of you is in a jolly and relaxed mood, conducive to making friends and maybe a little flirt?

      Well, if you are, I suggest you hurry up, because soon you might get your in-flight meal. Which isn't exactly candle-lit dinner material, to put it mildly. On the last flight I've been on, for example, they gave us some... chopped up weeds, with one thin slic of tomato and one thinner slice of Mozarella. It was slightly larger than a 2 Euro coin, btw. It was called "Insalata Caprese", apparently because "capra" in Italian means goat and you'd have to be one to actually enjoy it or get any nourishment out of it. (Hint: herbivores can extract protein from leaves and stalks by letting it ferment in their compartmented stomachs. Humans can't.)

      Again, forget any ideas you might have about what Insalata Caprese is _normally_ supposed to mean. The picture on Wikipedia tends to suggest something completely different than the airline version of it. I'd say that they had gone for the minimal meeting the definition (technically it had sliced tomatoes and mozarella, because they had one slice of each), but even that would be false. I don't remember it having any oil, for example.

      I don't know about you, but if you're put in a romantic mood by it, and find a woman to match... well, then may I suggest a romantic honeymoon in an authentic Spanish Inquisition dungeon, complete with top-of-the-line torture chamber? ;)
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    7. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by pinchhazard · · Score: 1

      I seriously loled

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    8. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Here's a thought: close Firefox, shut the lid on the laptop, and *gasp* actually talk to the girl sitting next to you. You just might find that you'll be enjoying the real thing, rather than rubbing one out to pictures of it. This assumes that there is a girl sitting next to you. The only times I'll give that more of a 10% chance is when I'm bringing my own, so to speak (i.e. holidays).

      I fly regularily on business trips. There are very few girls travelling at those times of day and those routes. Those that are will usually be seated next to their husband/boyfriend or boss. In the off-chance that there's actually one sitting next to you, more likely than not she'll be busy with her laptop the entire flight.

      The thing about planes is that there really isn't much you can do. You can't even move about very much. A couple months ago I spent about half of an eight hour train journey talking with a really sweet girl from Israel - but that was only possible because you can move about in a train, there's a small restaurant/bistro on it, etc. - we weren't seated next to each other. On a plane, unless you are extremely lucky and have a person sitting next to you that is interesting and interested in talking with a stranger, you literally having nothing to do.
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    9. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah good luck finding that attractive woman on the flight AND being fortunate enough to be seated near her. I find that attractive females rarely travel alone and when they do, I was never seated anywhere near her.

      I (used to) fly quite a bit, and besides always being sandwiched between two overweight people or a parent and their squirming, screaming brat who's nose is constantly running and is coughing and sneezing all over you.

      I've been seated next to businessmen (or women) who have all their documents spread out, plus a laptop running who ignore everything and are talking on their cell phones until the attendant tells them personally to shut it off. One time I was seated next to a guy who spent two hours (TWO HOURS), thumbing his blackberry. And once, I was seated next to a priest (I felt good about that, if we had crashed, I could at least confess my sins on the way down).

    10. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      And I don't mean just the coming one hour early
      See, there's your problem right there!
    11. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      That'll teach ya. Next time take Amtrak, and use one of those cellular USB thingies. The price used to be very reasonable. Flying on today's airlines is just no fun, unless you're a six year old that can still fit into the seat, with a view out the window.

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    12. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      >I already work (at least) a few unpaid hours every week - Why the hell would I do more?

      Time on a plane is dead time. There's nothing else to do; you might as well be productive. Why?

      Because chances are the time you spent working on the plane can be spent actually having fun in the city of your destination.

      I'd rather spend three hours on the plane getting work done, then not have to do that work upon arrival and be able to spend a night out on the town.

      But then, that's my theory. My job (sysadmin) doesn't involve traveling so all my travel is leisure.

    13. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Ninety-9 · · Score: 1

      I love how it goes from 'fat guy' to 'young, single, horny, supermodel' with no in between.

    14. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just might find that you'll be enjoying the real thing, rather than rubbing one out to pictures of it.
      Alright hotshot. Evidently you can pick up trim at will, so why the hell are you on Slashdot? Oh yeah, because you're an ugly introverted virgin like the rest of us. Shut the fuck up and go back to jacking off to your shitty furry art.

      Nevertheless this blocking and filtering is retarded. If someone is willing to watch porn on his laptop in a crowded plane surrounded by people, he probably already has some and therefore filtering the Internet is useless. On the other hand, whose standards are we using anyway? I am not particularly bothered by other people's pornography but it does deeply annoy me when some dumbfucking hipster is snickering to himself while he types a blog entry, or in Zonk's case, while he posts another shitty fucking story to Slashdot.

      Hm.
    15. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Fex303 · · Score: 1

      And once, I was seated next to a priest (I felt good about that, if we had crashed, I could at least confess my sins on the way down).
      Really? Even if it was a long, gliding decent, I don't think I'd get through half of mine.
    16. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Nah, most of these people where not the type of people to pull out a laptop for games. I'm sure some were, but from what I could see most of the people appeared to be "suits". I travel on business all the time as a consultant, and have been known to pull out the old laptop to play a game or movie. But I've never been so desperate for that that I had to do it on a flight near that short.

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    17. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Normally I'd just drive instead of fly to/from Chicago from STL. When you factor in the time to park, shuttle to the airport (or taxi for the return), security, delays, etc, it's a wash time wise, and a lot less of a hassle. Unfortunately my Boss at the time had a thing for flying so we flew. The Amtrak from Alton to Chicago is nice too. Done it plenty of times.

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    18. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      I love how it goes from 'fat guy' to 'young, single, horny, supermodel' with no in between.


      Dude, have you even seen the seating in an airplane? The fat guy and the supermodel barely fit in their respective seats. Of course you can't fit anyone else in between ;)

      Well, now seriously, it's a bit of a hyperbole to illustrate a point. Sorta like "even the Pope couldn't find anything wrong about it", or "it could kill an elephant", or "not even a fly could make it through our security". It's _supposed_ to, you know, provide a "bound" for that interval that's so out of whack, as to amply illustrate the point.

      It just doesn't make the same point, or not as melodramatically, if you pick points in between. "It could kill a dog pretty reliably, at point blank range and if you hit a vital organ, or if you want 100% reliability, then it could kill a mouse" doesn't convey quite the same point as "it could kill an elephant."

      Same here. I'm saying, in a nutshell, "even if Miss Bloody Perfect sat next to me on a _plane_, after all that air travel ordeal, I just wouldn't be in the mood to chat even her up." It just doesn't carry the same message if you pick something in between. "If a passable woman, nothing that enough beer won't fix, and only a little overweight sat next to me, I'd be too stressed to chat her up," just doesn't have the same impact, you know.

      Plus, if you're going to bitch about jokes missing points in between, how do you cope with stuff like "The Pope, Bush and Einstein are on a plane"? Do you want them phrased to something more mid-point, like "a moderately religious guy, a village mayor's deputee, and a slightly clever guy"? ;)
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    19. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an authentic Spanish Inquisition dungeon, complete with top-of-the-line torture chamber The comfy chair?
    20. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Mortiss · · Score: 1

      Dear Sir/Madame
      I simply applaud you and ask "Do you plan all this carefully or make it up as you go along?"
      Thanks for making my evening much brighter.

    21. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm flattered if you think it's high-quality enough to be pre-planned, but it isn't. I don't think planning ahead would even work. There's no telling which topics will come up, or when, and I'm not a clairvoyant. If I were, I'd use it to guess the lottery numbers and buy my own island, not to plan ahead threads on Slashdot :P

      It's just be ad-libbing a taking the piss, really. I'd just read some post and one neuron would fire up "mmm, romance on an airplane." Another would go, "yir mummah!", a third would run around with tiny little pencils up its tiny little nose, screaming, "look! I'm an airplane!", and a fourth would drive around them in a tiny clown car blowing the horn. Then they start throwing pies at each other, and it kinda snowballs from there ;)

      Downside, I often realize after posting that it ended up more confusing than it needed to be, or that I went on a tangent and ended up with it being the whole message.

      Thanks for the kind words, anyway.

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    22. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by UnxMully · · Score: 1

      Same here. I'm saying, in a nutshell, "even if Miss Bloody Perfect sat next to me on a _plane_, after all that air travel ordeal, I just wouldn't be in the mood to chat even her up." It just doesn't carry the same message if you pick something in between. "If a passable woman, nothing that enough beer won't fix, and only a little overweight sat next to me, I'd be too stressed to chat her up," just doesn't have the same impact, you know.

      Seriously? Too stressed?

      One of my last flights was from London to Boston, economy class, and even then I was sorely tempted to try out the sarf london accent on the rather hot security guard (female before anyone asks) at the passport check queue. Even with the uniform, the night stick and the 9mm she was a very attractive proposition. Or was that because of the uniform, the night stick and the 9mm? I can't be sure.

      OK, so that's not on a plane but pretty near close...

    23. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although I certainly found a fair amount of what you said funny, I should point out (if someone hasn't already), that If you're traveling in economy class than you're not the business the airline is looking for. Which covers most of the issues you have with flying, as someone who works for the Airlines and flies business class and above 98% of the time than the only concern is delays and the occasional bumped luggage. Which happens more often due to safety or Airport handling problems than the Airlines staff or somebody forgetting your bag.

      You're on a multi-million dollar plane, taking a flight that would take weeks to drive and people like you expect everything to be of your wildest wishes. Unfortunately your not worth it, even if you're paying $1000+ a ticket to Europe. All we have to do is haul your ass and cargo around while the real customers are getting what they paid for.

      Cheers,

    24. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Brickwall · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More to the point, does anyone seriously think the woman wants to be chatted up? I have been lucky enough to sit next to some very pretty women over the years, and while they're polite, they make it pretty clear that they want to read, work, or whatever. (Of course, this being /., the female persepective is solely lacking.)

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    25. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Buran · · Score: 1

      Last time I drove from STL to CHI I did it in 5.5 hours. Got 31mpg too. Amtrak is a possibility for next time I go, but how on-time is that train?

    26. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      My record STL to CHI is 3.5 hours, but I had the benefit of stumbling into a group of cars with Illinois State-House plates headed to Chicago. I think that was the first time I got to really use 6th in my car. Nothing like cruising along on a wide open, almost empty interstate on a sunny spring day, coat-tailing on some politicians' "ticket-free" ride at 95 mph, 2500 RPM, and still getting ~25 mpg. That was a really great drive.

      The train is usually on time from what I remember. It's been a few years since I took it with any regularity, so YMMV. It takes about the same amount of time as driving (it runs pretty fast between stops). The problem is the STL to Alton, Il part. You have to be careful checking the schedule because side-tracks (where the train pulls off to a side track to let a freight train go by) can make that segment take up to an hour! I had trips side-track at other spots, but it wasn't a regular thing.

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    27. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by laejoh · · Score: 0

      ... in an authentic Spanish Inquisition dungeon, complete with top-of-the-line torture chamber and comfy chair?

      There, I completed it for you!

    28. Re:Is this really that big of a deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're on a multi-million dollar plane, taking a flight that would take weeks to drive and people like you expect everything to be of your wildest wishes. Unfortunately your not worth it, even if you're paying $1000+ a ticket to Europe. All we have to do is haul your ass and cargo around while the real customers are getting what they paid for.

      Wow. That is sooo revealing.

      Fuck you and your arrogance. I hope your airline downsizes your ass into a McJob, since you are so tremendously deserving of nothing more.

  6. Common courtesy. by ari{Dal} · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you can't last more than a few hours with porn, you may have a problem.

    Having said that, since when does someone need internet access to view porn? I have porn on my macbook pro right now, but when I flew out yesterday and pulled it out for a bit of in-flight entertainment, I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    Basic common courtesy kept people from watching porn while they travelled without internet access; the same thing will keep them from watching porn with internet access. Those few asshats who can't restrain themselves, well, they're asshats regardless of internet access.

    I've also spent a fair bit of time travelling by train, which already come with free wi-fi. I've yet to see anyone browsing hotbabesxxx.com during the trip.

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    1. Re:Common courtesy. by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1

      If you can't last more than a few hours with porn, you may have a problem.

      On the other hand, you may last more than a minute with an analog girl.

    2. Re:Common courtesy. by ari{Dal} · · Score: 1

      Er yeah. That should have read "without" :)

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    3. Re:Common courtesy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but when I flew out yesterday and pulled it out for a bit of in-flight entertainment, I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

      I thought I was the only one that was turned on by giant rabbits.

    4. Re:Common courtesy. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      If you can't last more than a few hours with porn, you may have a problem.

      Problems exist to be solved.

      The Eye-Fi is an alternative solution.

      Now you can watch Tristan Taormino anywhere.

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    5. Re:Common courtesy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +6 for you, friend.

      Also, complementary porn and blankets could be an effective deterrent to Air Rage. ;)
      If they're going to limit my internet, for damn sure I want them to limit the coach-flying middle-management's access to the hooch.

    6. Re:Common courtesy. by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Basic common courtesy

      This. The freedom to do what you want does not supercede the obligation to not be an ass. Just because you can use your cell phone in flight, and goddammit it's my right and I paid for it!, doesn't give you the right to blab in your normal cell phone voice for the entire flight, and it really doesn't allow you to get off on your porn when there's a 6-year old next to you. Whatever one might believe on the raising of children, you can't force that belief on others by saying "the kid will learn about it soon enough" (this from other posts).

      Ubiquitous Internet connectivity shouldn't affect common courtesy and respect of others.

    7. Re:Common courtesy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "when I flew out yesterday and pulled it out for a bit of in-flight entertainment"

      So you masturbate to Monty Python while traveling by plane. I'd say you have problems.

    8. Re:Common courtesy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Having said that, since when does someone need internet access to view porn? I have porn on my macbook pro right now, but when I flew out yesterday and pulled it out for a bit of in-flight entertainment, I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail..."

      I'm pretty sure that watching someone 'pulling it out for a bit of in-flight entertainment' isn't classed as a voluntary way to view porn ;-D.

    9. Re:Common courtesy. by Durf · · Score: 1

      when I flew out yesterday and pulled it out for a bit of in-flight entertainment

      Now you see, this is exactly the kind of lewd behavior that the airlines want to avoid. Keep it in your pants!

    10. Re:Common courtesy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have porn on my macbook pro right now
      A Mac? I'll assume that's gayporn.
  7. Swimsuits on a flight to Saudi Arabia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will I be able to look at the Sport Illustrated swimsuit issue on my flight to Saudi Arabia?
    Or will they censor based on the "community" of people in the plane?
    (btw Wikipedia has some pretty "interesting" pictures too in various sections...are they going to censor an encylopedia too?)

  8. Thank you, SSH tunnels... by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seat 17D is yapping endlessly on an Internet phone call. Seat 16F is flaming Seat 16D with expletive-laden chats. Seat 16E is too busy surfing porn sites to care. Seat 17C just wants to sleep.

    ...And seat 14C has established and maintained a single encrypted tunnel to a non-resolving IP, over which he appears to have routed a high volume of bidirectional traffic.


    Seriously, using airline-provided internet access doesn't magically take away the standard rules for the use of any public-access short-term ISP, whether libraries or coffee shops or just someone's open WAP - Encrypt everything!

    Of course, in the current political climate, that would probably have the gestapo waiting to "ask" me a few questions on landing, but I refuse to give up best-practices out of fear of boogey-men.

    1. Re:Thank you, SSH tunnels... by Geminii · · Score: 1
      ...And seat 14C has established and maintained a single encrypted tunnel to a non-resolving IP, over which he appears to have routed a high volume of bidirectional traffic.

      ...and has just opened up a credit-card-operated WAP covering the entire plane.

      Alternatively: sell USB drives with all the tunnelling auto-setups on it. Plug it in, it tunnels via a number of alternative IPs (including anonymizers) to your site, your site asks for a credit card number, the client-side software does its thang for X amount of hours, presto, unfiltered access. Are the airlines gonna start telling people they can't bring any USB drives at all on board? No problem, switch to a downloadable client. The airlines will have to ban laptops altogether (pissing off their businessperson profit centres), switch off their profitable wireless service, or spend huge chunks of their time playing whack-a-mole with IP lists. They *could* try stomping on encrypted tunnels, but how many business people are going to have laptops which automatically tunnel back to the corporate network?

    2. Re:Thank you, SSH tunnels... by mgessner · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought, too.

      It's quite possible this will work for a while, but shortly after complaints start coming in ("Hey, how'd THAT guy get PORN on his computer up here!?!?! I can't get MY porn!! I WANT MY PORN!!!", or some such nonsense) they'll start filtering for protocols, not just ports or URLs.

      No SSH protocol, not even if it's tunneled in something else.

      They might allow secure connections to only certain websites, e.g. the airlines, the Sky Mall, etc.

      It's their network, and they're going to work hard to protect themselves and their image.

      Sucks to be us.

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    3. Re:Thank you, SSH tunnels... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      ...And seat 14C has established and maintained a single encrypted tunnel to a non-resolving IP, over which he appears to have routed a high volume of bidirectional traffic.

      That's assuming they would even allow that in the first place.

    4. Re:Thank you, SSH tunnels... by pla · · Score: 1

      That's assuming they would even allow that in the first place.

      If they allow HTTP, I'd like to see 'em block it...

      You can tunnel anything over anything. As long as they allow any connections to non-whitelisted addresses, we can tunnel over it.

      That said - I wouldn't necessarily count on the condition I just gave holding true... When the airlines say "internet access", they may well mean "you can load our portal and any trusted (aka "paid sponsorship") sites to which we link directly".

    5. Re:Thank you, SSH tunnels... by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

      In the ways of severely abused services, you can be _really_ sick and tunnel via bogus DNS calls which will result in the traffic going to a DNS server under your control. Use this "covert channel" to route your VPN traffic.

  9. tough task by Tom · · Score: 1

    They've got a tough task ahead of them. The thing is that in a plane you don't have privacy when surfing the web on a screen that at least two people next and two people behind you can see clearly without turning their heads much. Which, yes, gives the airlines some responsibility to make sure that there's nothing on that screen that could cause trouble. You don't want to deal with upset and angry parents and a slightly drunk porn-watcher at 30,000 feet.

    Goggles seems to be the obvious answer, but they never quite caught on despite being on the market with reasonable solutions (enough for movies) for a couple years now.

    No, I don't support censorship, but that's when it is about content from one private party being delivered to another private party, and what happens inside your home is your business. This isn't your home, and that's the point.

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    1. Re:tough task by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which, yes, gives the airlines some responsibility to make sure that there's nothing on that screen that could cause trouble.
      You're an idiot. They do absolutely nothing to stop anyone from pulling out their laptop and watching a porno DVD, or from pulling out a copy of Playboy or Hustler. Why do the rules suddenly have to change for this? Oh right I forgot, every time you stick "on the internet" at the end of something it becomes a completely new game.
    2. Re:tough task by xiphoris · · Score: 1

      You don't want to deal with upset and angry parents and a slightly drunk porn-watcher at 30,000 feet. Are you fucking kidding me?

      You think Internet access is magically going to make people start watching porn on airplanes? People already have laptop computers (which have hard drives) and don't.

      Quit fearmongering.
    3. Re:tough task by Tom · · Score: 1

      Same reply as to the AC: The difference as that one requires preparation (you've got to have that porn DVD with you in the first place), while the other can happen spontaneously.

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  10. No problem. by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    There's a reason I keep Heavy Metal on my iPod.

  11. How does the net access make this different? by internic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Already someone could watch porn, movies or games with extreme violence, or other adult (and possibly offensive) material on their laptop. For that matter, someone could just bring a Playboy magazine on the plane to pass the time. With the possible exception of people trying to use VOIP (I wonder if the latency would be low and consistent enough), I really don't see how this brings up many etiquette questions that aren't already present on a plane. This just sounds like a lame excuse for filtering to me.

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    1. Re:How does the net access make this different? by Tom · · Score: 1

      There's an important legal difference there, and that is the airline as provider of the questionable content. If someone brings his notebook and watches porn, the stewardess will certainly ask him to stop. If he gets it via the built-in airline system, his answer just might be "but you're providing this, and I've paid for it as part of the ticket price".

      And in a court of law, he just might win.

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    2. Re:How does the net access make this different? by QCompson · · Score: 1

      There's an important legal difference there, and that is the airline as provider of the questionable content. If someone brings his notebook and watches porn, the stewardess will certainly ask him to stop. If he gets it via the built-in airline system, his answer just might be "but you're providing this, and I've paid for it as part of the ticket price". And in a court of law, he just might win.
      Nah. Use the poster's example. If I bring "Big Hooters" magazine on board with me, and the stewardess asks me to put the magazine away, can I claim, "but I'm allowed to bring reading material on the plane, which is one of the rights I've paid for as part of the ticket price"?

      Of course not. The airline isn't specifically providing internet porn, it's providing the internet. If the airline was streaming a porn movie to the passengers themselves (American Airlines presents, "Backdoor Sluts #10"), you might have a point.

      If anything disruptive is occurring on a flight, the airline, as a private entity, is well within it's rights to stop it.
    3. Re:How does the net access make this different? by holysin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To answer the latency issue.

      No, in the current incarnation VOIP won't work with air travel, well, not like a traditional phone call, it'll be more like walkie talkies, say "over" when you're finished speaking and it's the net person's call.

      It's much like trying to use Satelite internet access to make voip calls, you can do it (some people do, hell, some people even do it well), but it requires some serious packet shaping as a home user, as VOIP won't be allowed on airlines (it's not in the accepted use list on any airline that currently gives net access) it should remain as such, and cellphones should also remain banned, I'm sorry but in this whole advancing society thing / free speech we've completely missed the right to peace and quiet, having idiots yelling into voip/cellphones on the airplane (you see you have to raise your voice because there's so much other noise in the cabin from the whole defying the rules of gravity) you would either need to have specially designed software/hardware ala bose, or well, have a conversation that can be heard from rows away. Anyways, porn... Sadly, surfing porn is in fact a big deal. Much like watching hard core porn in your truck while you drive (or your passenger doing so, whomever was doing it in California that got ticketed), that's not ok. Sorry folks, there's no ifs and or butts. We're fucking lucky we're getting a decent pg-13 movie @ the airline, and you think there's any remote chance they'll let you watch porn? As the saying goes, think of the children! Even if you believe the parents are the only ones that have the responsibility to insure the kids watch what they want them to allowing pornography on a video screen in a non age restricted part of any public (or quasi public) environment is just, well, sorry, that's rude people. Much like walking around with your cock/tits hanging out. Go ahead, bring a playboy on an airplane (which for the record IS NOT PORN. It's nudity, there's a difference, at least for now. And playboy has some amazing articles, the girls are entirely fake, but the thoughts in the articles are not.) try to read it, see what happens. Most US airlines will say, read something else if it's obvious, hell, some will even classify High Times as offensive. If you watch porn on your laptop, um, yeah, see how that goes, if I can clearly see the screen and think others can I'll help educate you on the whole good manners thing as this is a communal world, not just your private Idaho. (And it should be noted I have more porn than most small countries, I'm not offended by porn, except maybe 2 girls 1 cup, but that's not porn in my opinion, that's... well, yuckie ;-) ) If you're going to watch porn get a window seat and use one of those laptop privacy filters, so no one else can see it (an aisle seat with privacy filter depending on placement of the laptop means anyone walking up the asile can see you), at this point carry on with your teasing of yourself as you can't... finish... your experience. Sounds like junior high to me ;-)

      The future MIGHT be different, but for now, no you can't do VOIP, no you can't watch porn (it's like being at work, do you watch porn in your office?), use common sense people, even if you're newspaper reporters. If this was digg, I'd bury this story as it's pointless.

      And just a small personal note, while you all are doing whatever you're doing with the network, I'll be playing with wireshark, so perhaps you should also not check your bank balance nor send email on a non secured connection ;-)

      A.C as I'm not entirely sure of the legality of my last sentience.

    4. Re:How does the net access make this different? by holysin · · Score: 1

      Sure, I decide to not post AC, and forget to remove the AC disclaimer, sheesh. Christmas day hangovers are annoying. Off to go find some hair of ye olde dog.

      Happy Christmas all, commence your arguing back and forth about how this is hurting our rights. Most of the time I'm with you, but a non monopolistic private company censoring your net access isn't a problem. Now if Verizon, Time Warner, Comcast, or any company that serves your HOME does this. I have issues. But any service that serves the public has a right to filter, if you don't like it, don't use it and see if the free market sorts itself out (hint: it really won't in this case)

    5. Re:How does the net access make this different? by holysin · · Score: 1

      Bloody hell! (really wish we could edit these later for times when proofreading misses a word/line, but then people could change their minds, and that's just not allowed ;-) )

      No, in the current incarnation VOIP won't work with air travel, well, not like a traditional phone call, it'll be more like walkie talkies, say "over" when you're finished speaking and it's the net person's call.

      should read:

      No, in the current incarnation VOIP won't work with air travel, well, not like a traditional phone call, it'll be more like walkie talkies, say "over" when you're finished speaking and it's the other person's turn to talk.

      Right, apparently not awake enough or too hungover for /. posting. I now return you to your regularly scheduled flame war.

  12. Blankets on board by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
    Basic common courtesy kept people from watching porn while they travelled without internet access;...

    Also, the flight crew has only so many blankets.

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  13. maybe they'll use robbIE's patentdead PostBlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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  14. finally by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can upload on you tube, the panic on the airplane as we crash. Or IM my closes friends

    Martian_Kyo:Hi!
    Friend:Hey, what's up?
    Martian_Kyo: Well, me...but not for long ;)
    Friend: Heheh What do you mean?
    Martian_Kyo:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Ar3A11G01n9+oD1e
    Friend:?
    Martian_Kyo has signed out

  15. Oh forget about pr0n by laejoh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder what would happen if I'd open this on an American airliner? Would people care? Probably, they'd all go nuts!

  16. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  17. Laws of own country? by SerpentMage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >Besides, even when you are in another country, regardless of their less restrictive laws, you still must abide by the laws of where you claim citizenship, or risk be arrested on your return to home soil.

    ehh... No... Otherwise there would be oodles of people getting arrested for smoking pot legally in Holland. When abroad you are actually subject to the laws of that country, not your country of citizenship.

    Yes there are situations where a country will act even if the act is not carried out on in the country of citizenship (eg child prostitution) but that is relatively rare.

    A citizen is nothing more than the right to vote and not be persecuted by your own government. With respect to the law everybody in the country regardless if they are a citizen or not has to respect them.

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    1. Re:Laws of own country? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didnt say you *would* be arrested, but you *can* be. Look closer at the law, and you might be surprised. I was.

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    2. Re:Laws of own country? by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      The age of consent in New Zealand is 16. If you take advantage of that on vacation to NZ and admit it upon your return to USA, you will be prosecuted for statutory rape. Or so I've heard.

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    3. Re:Laws of own country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what you're talking about. The U.S. asserts extraterritorial jurisdiction over its citizens. End of story. You *can* be prosecuted for smoking pot - or Cuban cigars - in the Netherlands or wherever else you do it.

      By the way, Holland is not a synonym for the Netherlands. Again, please stop talking out your butt.

      Oh, and Merry Christmas.

    4. Re:Laws of own country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly doubt that's the case, for a couple of reasons: a) statutory rape is a state crime, and states don't assert that kind of jurisdiction; b) statutory rape age limits are different from state to state; and c) 16 is the most common age of consent among the states (the most notable exceptions are New York, where it's 17, and Massachusetts, where it's 18 for virgins but 16 for non-virgins).

    5. Re:Laws of own country? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      In my posting I did say there was an exception. Child prostitution... This rape clause is actually part of that.

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    6. Re:Laws of own country? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Ok, I agree this is a fuzzy area. http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/94-166.pdf

      At the heart of these cases is the notion that due process expects that a defendant's conduct must have some past,
      present, or anticipated locus or impact within the United States before he can fairly be held criminal liable for it in an American court. The commentators have greeted this analysis with hesitancy at best,25 and other courts have simply rejected it.26

      But it goes on...

      Conceding this outer boundary, however, the courts fairly uniformly have held
      that questions of extraterritoriality are almost exclusively within the discretion of
      Congress; a determination to grant a statutory provision extraterritorial application
      - regardless of its policy consequences - introduces no new constitutional infirmities.

      So in the end you are right. You are at the whim of getting arrested, at least in America... In other countries well the situation is not so clear. I guess you hit upon a "gray spot" in the law...

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    7. Re:Laws of own country? by birdboy2000 · · Score: 1

      The Massachusetts statute regarding virginal 16 and 17-year-olds says "unlawful sexual intercourse", not "sexual intercourse." Doesn't that imply that the law's regarding prostitution, not consensual sex? (I grew up in Mass convinced the age of consent was 16...)

    8. Re:Laws of own country? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      A citizen is nothing more than the right to vote and not be persecuted by your own government.

      Well, you are half right.

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    9. Re:Laws of own country? by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      The U.S. isn't considering it a gray area when it comes to Blackwater, they just say they can't prosecute for murder committed in another country.

    10. Re:Laws of own country? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      You don't know what you're talking about. The U.S. asserts extraterritorial jurisdiction over its citizens. End of story. You *can* be prosecuted for smoking pot - or Cuban cigars - in the Netherlands or wherever else you do it.


      Unless of course they are corporate entities with domestic shelf companies operating with legalistic semi-fictitious licensing agreements in China, in which case they get nothing more than a stern lecture from Congress when they sell out people to Chinese authorities.
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    11. Re:Laws of own country? by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      There are "oodles" of people arrested from child molestation (having sex with a minor) which has occured in Thailand. They have been arrested in e.g. Finland. And convicted, btw.

      Finnish law makes it illegal, no matter where it happens. I do not know for sure if Finnish law makes smoking pot in Netherlands illegal, but what I have heard it does not.

    12. Re:Laws of own country? by edittard · · Score: 1

      But what definition of a child applies - Finnish law's, or the one of the country where it happened?

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    13. Re:Laws of own country? by slashdotwannabe · · Score: 1

      Actually, wrong. You *can* be arrested in the U.S. for violating US law in some other country. The concept seems odd and offensive in the abstract, but it is true. One example I recall reading about was a child molester who abused little girls in Thailand getting arrested upon his return to the US.

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    14. Re:Laws of own country? by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Finnish.

    15. Re:Laws of own country? by edittard · · Score: 1

      I know whe have to think of the children and all that, but if some country passes a law that the age of consent is 13 years, 7.2 months and 39 minutes, then what goes on inside their borders is surely none of Finland's business, isn't it?

      Could a Finn who goes to England be prosecuted for driving on the wrong side of the road? Someone already mentioned different drinking ages. It just seems a bit like the thin end of the wedge to me.

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    16. Re:Laws of own country? by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      The problem was that child molesters went to countries with no laws agains child molestation (or the law was overlooked).

      This was no "think about the children" case, the problem was already there before the law and it was getting rampant. One case/person had abused around 300 chidren of which some were eight.

      I am absolutely certain UK police does follow cars ...

  18. "Think of the Children" eh? by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Sorry, your invocation of the over-protective parent does not inspire me to accept your censorship. Rather, it makes me think "Wow, that piece of shit parent needs to get a reality check and stop trying to reduce my liberties because they can't raise their child to be as repressed as they would like due to freedom of speech."

    You kid, your problem. You don't like that Americans like porn and boobies? Move to fucking Saudi Arabia to get your theocracy fix.

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    1. Re:"Think of the Children" eh? by DirePickle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      stop trying to reduce my liberties
      It's a freaking airplane ride. You are knee-deep in the crush of humanity. You already had to take off your shoes and belt to get on, and the TSA already reads and records the names of your books. What liberties do you think you have on an airplane?
    2. Re:"Think of the Children" eh? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing liberty with dignity.

  19. Sick of Censorship Tag by stewbacca · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    I'm sick of the censorship tag. 300 passengers sitting elbow-to-elbow for hours on end REQUIRES "censorship". What makes everyone think you have the right to do whatever you like on a plane and should be free from censorship in the first place? Better yet, I'll let you access whatever you like, and as soon as you expose a small child to some porn, I'll have your ass thrown in jail as soon as we land.

    You people are forgetting that we can't even bring a pair of nail clippers on board an airplane, and you all want unfettered access to all the seedy corners of the Internet?

    And pray tell, how is NO access at all better than limited access?

    1. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of the censorship tag. 300 passengers sitting elbow-to-elbow for hours on end REQUIRES "censorship".
      The sad thing is that the /. crowd doesn't understand that it's not even censorship. Censorship, by definition, can be done only by the government. So unless filtering is imposed by the FAA, it's not censorship.
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    2. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Actually, I posted the same claim (that censorship is only by a government), and then got flamed into oblivion by the the dictionary police slashdot crowd. Gee, as if the meaning of words in context don't ever change, right? So yeah, you are right, the /. crowd DOESN'T understand that censorship is only done by the government (especially in this context).

    3. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Can you explain how this context means an action not by the government cannot be called censorship? No? Shut up, then.

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    4. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      The context is that a private company (an airline company) is choosing to filter what content will be available to protect themselves from liability (not to mention, not offended thousands of customers and lose them to another airline). This is not censorship, unless, like someone else already stated, the FAA gets involved.

      I guess your "shut up" comment is an attempt at censorhip, but since you aren't a government, I'll just consider it a lame insult instead.

    5. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Things you can do (or atleast attempt) on a plane right now:

      1. View porn stored on your laptop's harddrive.
      2. View porn stored on your video iPod.
      3. Read a dirty magazine.

      Seemingly this hasn't been a problem. Why does everyone think the internet is going to change things and must be censored?

    6. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Because, unlike the net, magazines and movies aren't usually pushing unexpected porn spams on you. When I buy Sports Illustrated I expect to see sports pictures, but when I type whitehouse.com, I get a nasty surprise.

    7. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Catnapster · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of the censorship tag.
      While we're sharing things about ourselves nobody else cares about, I'm sick of bloggers, pop music and the War on Drugs.

      300 passengers sitting elbow-to-elbow for hours on end REQUIRES "censorship".
      Bullshit. Until the airlines also censor obnoxious children, assholes who insist on reclining into your lap, and people's malodorous bodily gases, there is precious little point in censoring any provided Internet access. Most flights I've been on would have been much more tolerable if I could distract myself by watching somebody else's porn.

      Better yet, I'll let you access whatever you like, and as soon as you expose a small child to some porn, I'll have your ass thrown in jail as soon as we land.
      I would much prefer that to censorship. The guy lurking /b/ in front of small children is being just as big a dick as the bitch who brought her desoxyn-tweaking hellspawn onto the plane and told it to kick my seat, and if you can get him convicted for his antisocial behavior then I applaud you. Even better, your proposal answers both the guy surfing porn and the guy watching porn that he already had on his computer, and therefore is a much better solution than simply filtering access.

      You people are forgetting that we can't even bring a pair of nail clippers on board an airplane, and you all want unfettered access to all the seedy corners of the Internet?
      Banning nail clippers is completely fucking retarded too. Does that have anything else to do with filtering Internet access? I submit that it does not.

      And pray tell, how is NO access at all better than limited access?
      Simple. Not having access pisses me off significantly less than paying for access only to find that all the sites I was going to use to avoid paying attention to the annoying drunk next to me for the next three hours are blocked because the airline uses a filter designed for kindergarteners.

      Censorship is a lazy and ineffective solution to problems up to a certain point, which is beyond the point where the censorship becomes more offensive than whatever you're censoring. While it will always be tempting for humans to try and make undesirable ideas and subjects go away, it will never actually work.
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    8. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you haven't explained why this is a context in which action by a private business cannot be called "censorship". Since it is ordinarily a valid use of the term, the burden is on you to explain why this context is special. You just said "In a context where it's a private business doing it, you can't call something done by a private business censorship" - which is, you know, retarded.

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    9. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      Because private business can do whatever it wants, including blocking the flow of information, with its own property.

      Government, in the US, is not allowed to repress freedom of speech. Therefore, the government is not allowed to do whatever it wants due to the First Amendment.

      I guess you really haven't seen all the debates about this in which the topic has been repeatedly pounded into the ground.

    10. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      Ah, so I'm an asshole for using a feature of the seat that the airlines purchased and had installed when the plane was built? Seems to me like you're so selfish that you think you get to dictate what I do with the seat I paid to occupy for X amount of time. Hey, if you don't like it, go to a seat that either has no seat in front of it, a seat in front that doesn't recline, or has more seat pitch.

      Gotta love that "me first, screw you" attitude.

    11. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      Which means that this is still censorship, just not illegal censorship. You haven't proven anything.

    12. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      Now you're just nitpicking to keep on arguing. You can't prosecute, so it's not censorship -- it's just elimination of information. If it were actually prosecutable, THEN it would be censorship.

    13. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      It's not nitpicking to point out that your argument is complete hogwash. Let's see, we've got:

      "This is not censorship, because it's not the government."
      "Because if it were the government it would be illegal, and this is legal."
      "If it were illegal, only then would it be censorship."

      You really can't tell that what you've just said is circular reasoning, at best!? I wish you would point to the other sub-thread where this was discussed in more detail, because your summary of the argument is crap.

    14. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      Okay.

      Try getting them prosecuted for censorship.

      Tell us what happens.

    15. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

    16. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      Ditto.

    17. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Catnapster · · Score: 1

      Ah, so I'm an asshole for using a feature of the seat that the airlines purchased and had installed when the plane was built?
      Not necessarily. On some planes you can recline all the way back and still leave a generous amount of room for the individual behind you. However, some airlines are assholes and pack the rows together so that you can quite literally recline your seat into the lap of the traveler behind you... if you're an asshole.

      Seems to me like you're so selfish that you think you get to dictate what I do with the seat I paid to occupy for X amount of time.
      I'm selfish? You paid to occupy your seat, not your seat and the one behind it. If you did, in fact, pay to occupy both seats, that would be different, but something tells me that's not the case.

      Gotta love that "me first, screw you" attitude.
      Says the guy who paid for his goddamned seat so he can recline it halfway into the chest cavity of the passenger behind him if he goddamn well wants to.
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    18. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      I paid for a seat. That includes all features of said seat. I don't pay for a seat only for some rude asshole to tell me that I'm an asshole for using a feature of the seat I PAID FOR.

      Don't want me to use a feature of the seat?

      Either put up with it or make it worth my while to forgo something I PAID FOR.

    19. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Try getting them prosecuted for censorship. Why? Censorship is not a crime. Doesn't mean it's not happening, and doesn't mean we can't complain about it.

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    20. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Random832 · · Score: 1

      The idea that only things prohibited by the first amendment are called "censorship" (and, therefore, that nothing is _not_ prohibited by the first amendment can be called censorship) is the false premise in your argument.

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    21. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      Again, not so. If private business does it it's just omission of information. Censorship is omission of information -- by the government.

    22. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      It's a crime violsting the highest law of the land:

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      Again, ONLY THE GOVERNMENT CAN CENSOR. And it's specifically forbidden them to do so.

      So, yes it is illegal for that reason.

      You can't prosecute a private entity for censorship BECAUSE IT IS NOT CENSORSHIP IN THAT CASE!

      My god, no wonder this country has gone to hell in a handbasket. People seem to have failed or forgotten basic civics!

    23. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree, their censorship was not a violation of the first amendment. The first amendment only prohibits censorship by the government, not by private entities. That does not change the definition of the term "censorship", and is not relevant to this discussion.

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    24. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Again, not so. If private business does it it's just omission of information. Censorship is omission of information -- by the government. That's not what the word _means_, idiot. You just made that up.
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    25. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      It is very relevant when you're accusing someone of doing something that only the government can be guilty of. I swear, some people are willing to keep arguing even when they're totally clueless.

    26. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      Wow, so now I'm an idiot for trying to hammer the truth into ignorant heads.

      It's so classy and so convincing to resort to namecalling when you have nothing better to say.

      And in case you missed that fact too, THAT WAS SARCASM.

      You just lost all respect. Go find something better to do than to flail like a total lunatic instead of admitting that everything has just wooshed over your head. Really. It's OK to admit it.

    27. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Random832 · · Score: 1

      No... you're not understanding me here. Anyone can censor, it's just only *illegal* when the government does it. Nobody is accusing the airlines of anything illegal. But it can still be called "censorship" without being illegal, because censorship simply means suppression of information, whether that is legal or illegal, whether it's by the government or a private business. NOBODY HAS ACCUSED THE AIRLINES OF ANYTHING ILLEGAL!

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    28. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by Buran · · Score: 1

      God forbid people stand up for trying to educate people.

      Look, let's just quit fighting, since it's obvious that nothing is going to change.

    29. Re:Sick of Censorship Tag by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Don't sweat it. ColdSam is slowly building a history of arguing and name-calling while offering no logical rebuttals.

  20. Your kid, your problem son. by FatSean · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You had the kid knowing full well what the world was like and how it was trending. Now you want everyone else to change so your job of raising a child will be easier. Forgot to account for changes in society, eh? Did you assume that we would remain static?

    It's not up to YOU to decide what I can or cannot see as an adult taxpaying citizen who subsidizes your child.

    Seems we are at a crossroads here...

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    1. Re:Your kid, your problem son. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is telling you what you can or cannot see. We're telling you what you can or cannot see in proximity to children. If YOU want a child-free porn zone on the airplane, then YOU get to do the footwork of petitioning United, not me. You're the one who wants to view obscene content (which, incidentally, is NOT [very] protected First Amendment expression or whatever asinine argument you'll throw at me, even if it were public space), you're the one that has to take responsibility for it.

      Like it or not, airplanes are a private space owned by someone else (the airline). You are a guest. You *do* have an obligation to abide by the rules. If you refuse, I will be more than happy to help the airline personnel remove you from the premises. I hope you like parachutes.

    2. Re:Your kid, your problem son. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      It's not up to YOU to decide what I can or cannot see as an adult taxpaying citizen who subsidizes your child.

      True that. It's not up to him, it's up to all of them -- or, it is in a democracy, at least.

  21. Simple Example... by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    >Besides, even when you are in another country, regardless of their less restrictive laws, you still must abide by the laws of where you claim citizenship, or risk be arrested on your return to home soil.

    To add on my previous comment. One very simple example of where this shows to be false is Windsor and Detroit.

    http://www.answers.com/topic/underage-drinking-in-america

    Underage persons in the US who live in areas that border Canada and Mexico, both of which have lower drinking ages, sometimes cross the border in order to obtain alcoholic beverages. Mexico's legal drinking age is 18, while Canada's legal drinking age is either 18 or 19, depending on the province in question. They may consume it there or upon return home. In Michigan for example, a person drinking in Windsor, ON at age 19 can return to Detroit, MI and will not be legally cited because the consumption was done in Ontario. Being intoxicated under the age of 21 is not illegal (unless the person is also driving). Consuming it in Michigan is.

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    1. Re:Simple Example... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Just because people get away with something doesn't make it legal. Some things are hard to enforce, to the point one doesn't bother, in most cases.

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    2. Re:Simple Example... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alcohol rules are state laws, not federal laws, dumbass.

    3. Re:Simple Example... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Sex tours? I thought I read a story about Americans being arrested for going on "Sex tours" of the far east where sex with 12-15 year olds was "Common" (or maybe that's just evil internet rumor).

      And I'm sure they pick and choose their battles too. If they had hard proof, they might be able to be prosecuted.

    4. Re:Simple Example... by ubercam · · Score: 1

      Yes, the Canadian gov't will arrest anyone suspected of child sexual abuse in foreign countries upon landing back home. They go to court here and go to jail here if convicted. They've done it a number of times in the past and I'm sure that number won't stop growing, as disgusting as that is. Some people are just fucked up.

      About the laws of your own country thing... should I have been arrested when I came back home for drinking alcohol in public in Europe? What about driving faster than 110km/h (the fastest legally allowable speed limit according to the Highway Traffic Act in my province)? That's completely absurd. I'm pretty sure that the only things the Canadian gov't can arrest you for, for offenses committed abroad, are child sexual abuse, terrorism, and anything on an international warrant. Since it's legal for me to drink in public in Europe then no warrant will be issued for my arrest. That would require that every single person in a country be immediately identifiable (in public and private) to local law enforcement, who would in return have to know every single law in every single country. Can you say... never gonna happen?

      What about dual citizens? Whose laws would they have to follow?

      Luckily Canada is a lot nicer than China, where if you say anything bad about their gov't whilst abroad, or even at home (and they hear about it), you get to have a nice sit down chat with some very pleasant individuals... </sarcasm>

  22. SSL VPN's by Ececheira · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they allow access to SSL sites, then how would they stop you from using an SSL VPN to your office/home to get to any site/service you want? If they block Skype, then use your SSL VPN and go through that...

  23. what about the bathroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seat 15B is cybering in the bathroom!
    FAP FAP FAP FAP

  24. Woof by soupforare · · Score: 1

    I already work (at least) a few unpaid hours every week - Why the hell would I do more?
    "You've gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need"
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  25. Get A Life Morons by TrollMaster+9000 · · Score: 0

    It's fucking Christmas and you idiots are whining on /.

    1. Re:Get A Life Morons by Catnapster · · Score: 1

      And, amusingly enough, so are you.

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    2. Re:Get A Life Morons by edjay · · Score: 1

      Indeed....a bunch of childish numpties with nothing better to do....he said having a good old bitch! :)

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  26. plain old button by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    I am sure plain old button "call the attendant, my child accidentally saw a goatse on my neighbor's screen" will work just fine. Why all this overaccerorization?

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  27. Jet Blue can't even keep a story about the Flight. by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Jet Blue can't even keep a story about the Flight you are on off there DTV.

  28. I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

    by not giving them my money for their rip off overpriced service. I expect more air rage to be reported due to yapping on a mobile, typing on an inflight keypad etc etc. I hope they got quiet sections like our trains, anyway, as soon as they permit mobiles on planes, I use my mobile jammer :)

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    1. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      ... and wind up in federal prison for violating the rules that bar you from using any device that emits a signal while on a plane. On the ground, I would be sympathetic to your position, but try that shit on a plane and I'll make sure the flight crew knows all about your little stunt that puts everyone in danger.

    2. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Federal prison? Thats a yank thing isnt it? anyway, its up to you to prove it :) Very hard to do unless you know or see the device, which is VERY VERY small :)

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    3. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      Then I suggest you read the regulations regarding air travel which say you have to obey ALL flight crew instructions, which include telling you to shut down all electronic devices that broadcast. OK, so it's not federal prison, but it's still prison all the same. And I don't have to prove it, I just have to tell the cabin crew that you have such a device and they'll tell you to turn it off.

      Or do you really think you're that special that your desire for silence is that much more important than other peoples' lives? Get some fucking earplugs.

    4. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Earplugs don't stop ignorant people talking loud on their mobiles. Anyway, expect more air rage when they permit mobile use in flight especially on long haul when people want to sleep. I already use my mobile jammer in many places, people blame the phone network usually. People are ignorant. In a plane they will blame the air network, people are ignorant and not techno geeks like us. Again, proving it is very difficult unless you are tech savay.

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    5. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      I see you're so "tech savvy" that you can't even spell it. Nice.

      And I don't give a flying fuck about your ears when you're putting lives in danger. On the ground, fine, jam them.

      But apparently you are either too stupid, or selfish, or both, to realize why it is totally unacceptable to do that on a plane.

      You are no better than the asshole who bitched at me for daring to use the recline feature of my seat. What is it about flying that turns people into slackjawed drooling selfish jerks?

      I don't know, but you're no better than that guy.

    6. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Putting lives in danger, please give it a rest LOL! Its using the same output (actually it is less as mobiles have to reach miles in some cases for a base station) and frequencies as the mobiles they ALLOW LOL, and anyway you are at more risk from death in an air plane by the ground maintenance crew neglegance (Just ask American Airlines), pilot error (also caused by fitague by evil corps demanding too much hours) and from software engineers who write the software who probably never even had been trained as a pilot. Shall we even talk about kapton wiring problems created by Du Pont? I can go on about greater risks. Give me a break with your petty quasi lawyer airline expert talk. Having to resort to countering by complaining about ones spelling (on the internet) is pure pettiness. I ran a spell checker (the one built into Firefox so boo fucking hoo guess what, that proves that software is shitty and unreliable too).

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    7. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      Actually, by using a device that emits a signal on a plane, you ARE interfering with the aircraft's onboard avionics.

      There's a reason why cell phones and other transmitters have to be turned off in a plane.

      It doesn't matter what other risks there are. It matters that transmitters also pose a risk.

      Don't you think you're being awful petty by thinking you're so important that the rules don't apply to you?

      You're not that special.

    8. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      You obviously have lost the plot I SAID WHEN THEY ALLOW PEOPLE TO USE MOBILES ON THE PLANE. Not with the current ban. Hello.

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    9. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      I haven't lost anything. YOU did when you "proved" that your selfish needs are better than everyone else's.

    10. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      The airline can provide a phone "section or room" just as our trains do, its called BEING CIVIL, BEING POLITE. I think the ones that yap on their phones so loud it causes a BREACH OF THE PEACE are the selfish ones. Again I raised the point of hoping they have no phone seating areas with silence buffers / doors / curtians to block the sound travelling. We have that on our trains because we recognise this need in a public area. Again I raised the issue of increased air rage due to this anti social issue of mobile yappers. I have no problem with them making a few calls if they do it at a reasonable level but as we have seen in public that is not happening.

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    11. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      And if they don't, that still makes it OK for you to use your digital "I'm such a selfish jerk that my opinion goes and no one else's does" asshole box? By the way, before you start screaming about how it's safe to use that if phones are allowed, you better look into how picocells work to damp down the strength of phone transmissions to make them safe for planes. Your asshole-box won't do the same.

      If the airline allows someone to do something and they do it, that's not a breach of the peace, that's OBEYING THE RULES. You can either fly a carrier that doesn't allow phones in flight, you can not fly, you can find one that has a "quiet section" or you can put up or shut up.

      THOSE are your choices.

      Not extending your ego and preferences onto other people who have no desire to bow to your whims.

    12. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Yap yap yap...

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    13. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      Whine whine whine...

    14. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      You act like the smokers who demand their rights to blow smoke in peoples faces.

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    15. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      No, I act like someone who paid for something and expects to use it and who the hell thinks this is even close to giving people CANCER?. You're acting like an entitlement bitch that thinks they can tell other people what to do with their purchases. And you can cram your "I didn't buy it but I'm going to harass you about the way you use it even though I have no right to" attitude up your ass.

      What is it with modern society that other people feel they have a right to dictate things to other people? Try not being such a "gimme something for nothing" asshole, and we'll see how we get along, but as long as you think you know better than I do about what to do with things I PAID FOR, I don't give a shit about you.

      And if you don't like how I talk, I don't give a shit about that either.

    16. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      You can use it all you want, away from me :) I have a HIGH energy accelerator I build and a magnetron in my appartment, I can use that all I want but do you want me using it next to you? Im pretty sure you dont.

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    17. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      And that has what to do with this? It's your apartment, do whatever the hell you want in it within the bounds of the law, but learn some fucking manners when you step out that door. The world outside your mad scientist's lair works differently, and we have this thing called "respect other people and don't be an entitlement asshole" in the real world.

    18. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Actually no its not, they can bust me with Terrorist laws nowdays. If you actually saw what I have stuffed into a briefcase size it would scare the shit outta ya. Think, magnetron, waveguise, plasma injector the size of a typical photographers suitcase. This would stop a petrol car easy and fry a cat and probably newter you.

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    19. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      I still fail to see what your apparent powertrip penis enhancer has to do with this discussion, and it's easy to spout off and claim you have all this clever shit online, isn't it?

    20. Re:I will censor it even further by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      LOL, its not cleaver, its a simple microwave oven magnetron and a wave guide cut to the frequency anybody can make that. As for the plasma injector its simple stainless steel screws that induce an arc in the microwave beam. Big deal.

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    21. Re:I will censor it even further by Buran · · Score: 1

      Babble babble babble. Seriously, what the fuck are you trying to say?

  29. But it is up to you to determine how to run my liv by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    The problem with that is that it is not up to you to determine when I should have a teaching moment with my kid.

    The problem with that is that it is NOT up to YOU to determine what I should do just because your kid is present.

    The same claim you make goes in reverse, who are you to tell me how to run my life? You claim that this person who sits next to your kid on an airplane and watches a porn movie is telling you how to raise your kid, but by then limiting this person you are telling them how to live their life. What makes you so special?

    A lot of parents seem to want to force the entire world to adjust for their kid. Sorry, ain't gonna happen.

    You can't expect the entire world to change to your preffered child raising method.

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  30. Filtering Porn (oblig) by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sick of all this motherfucking fucking on this motherfucking plane!!!

  31. Rather than filter the content... by jessecurry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Airlines should be dealing with etiquette violations as they happen, not by filtering content. If someone is talking too loudly, ask them to stop. If someone is looking at porn(and another passenger can see it) ask them to stop. Porn is available everywhere, but rarely do you see someone looking at porn while at a coffee shop. I think that these stories are a little sensationalist.

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  32. My goatse is locally cached by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    so they can filter away for all I care!

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  33. Re:But it is up to you to determine how to run my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently you failed charm school, there is just some things that are not done in polite society (it's up to society as a whole to dictate what is to be allowed in public, that's part of the whole, society thing). Sexually some of these things that are NOT allowed in public include group Sex and sticking small furry animals in one's rectum (you're allowed to stick your head up your own ass apparently, but please stop breathing on me, your breath has a distinct odor). If you want to engage in these behaviors you do it in private, not on a 747, not on the subway, not even on a greyhound bus. I'm sorry, I will defend your rights to do this in the privacy of your home/swinging club, but I will never defend your rights to do this in front of people that don't choose to watch such activities. Doing so in front of these people is akin to rape. And outside of fantasies performed by consenting adults, rape in any way shape or form is bad.

    And no, I'm not opposed to breast feeding in public, nor am I offended by nudity, I'd be happy if nude beaches were more prevalent in the US. The human body erm, most human bodies, is nothing to be ashamed of. But sexual activity should be kept private / quasi private (said swinging/swapping/whatever private clubs).

  34. Re:But it is up to you to determine how to run my by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
    It's called common courtesy. Ever hear of it? If you can't wait for your 4 hour flight to end before you get to get off watching porn you have bigger problems.

    I swear, the biggest problem with society today is the "OMGWTFBBQ MY RIGHTS MY RIGHTS SCREW YOU!" attitude. Sometimes you simply CONTROL your own urges and desires for a few hours to make society flow a bit better...

    Don't swear in public, don't watch porn within eye or earshot of kids, and say "pardon me", "hello", and "good day". It'll make everyone's life better.

    And with that - MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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  35. Seat 69 by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    And if Seat 69 is an adult entertainment businessperson or webmaster? They won't be able to do their job!

  36. Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How'd you find out about the Johnson proposal?

    1. Re:Wait a minute by SterlingSylver · · Score: 1

      Some idiot was blabbering about it on his cell phone at 30 decibels.

  37. Re:But it is up to you to determine how to run my by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    It's called common courtesy. Ever hear of it?

    Have you? It's called minding your own business.

    I swear, the biggest problem with society today is the "OMGWTFBBQ MY RIGHTS MY RIGHTS SCREW YOU!" attitude.

    I suppose I could see it that way, if I were a Luddite or your garden variety prude. People who are adamant on their civil liberties are that way because of the Luddites and the "OMG WILL SOMEONE PLEAAAAASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!" crowd.

  38. Re:But it is up to you to determine how to run my by Buran · · Score: 1

    While your tips are good ones for promoting polite behavior, and I fully agree with them, I do have to agree with your opposition that you have no right to tell other people how to behave. You wouldn't like it if someone did it to you, would you?

    Just yesterday I posted an opinion on a discussion forum that included no personal attacks or anything of the sort, and a responder personally attacked me using information about me that had nothing to do with my opinion, and then that person and others couldn't understand why I reacted with anger and used their inflammatory tone of voice right back at them. They apparently couldn't understand that their own prejudiced bullshit attitudes had brought my response upon them, and failed to comprehend the "do unto others" rule.

    As you don't seem to. You expect someone else to conform to what YOU want them to do and are yelling "OMG THE CHILDREN!" as an excuse to justify the fact that you're all take and no give.

    Sorry. Ain't gonna fly, pun intended.

  39. Good. by gweihir · · Score: 1

    People that are competent can still do what they want, since they will not be able to ban VPS due to business travellers. Of course, I can VOP to my macine at home and then do what I like.

    As to poern surving, I think that people doing that in public (and an ariplane seat is public) should go straight to prison after arrival. Phoning on airplanes should be resticted to special phone booths or the like. These people can damn well do without or use text chat. There is no reason at all to tolerate this type of egoistic and disruptive behaviour. Good manners are non-optional. If you do not have them, they need to be enforced upon you.

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  40. Re:But it is up to you to determine how to run my by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
    No, I expect that if I'm offending or irritating people they will tell me. And I'll take that into consideration next time I'm in a social setting.

    One of the reasons the US culture is considered so rude (especially to those living in Asia - I travel there a lot) is because of the blatant disregard of others around us. Loud cell phone calls, public swearing, etc. Sometimes a little consideration of those around you will go a LONG way, and being called out on rude behavior shouldn't be seen as a slight or "restriction" on your freedoms, but a correction to just raise the general civility of civilization.

    Now, in a bar, I'd have no problem with swearing or swimsuit calendars on the wall. Adult theater, no problem with porn.

    In the McDonald's playroom? Not a chance. Cursing up a storm in a preschool? Not a chance.

    Common courtesy calls for you to voluntarily restrain your own urges in consideration of those around you. In fact, I believe a lot of the "morality" laws that have sprung up in the last 20 years are precisely because of the emphasis on "I'll do what I like when I want and how I want" me-first mentality that's taken root in the US. If you're going to roll through my neighborhood at 1 AM with your stereo blasting away about niggaz poppin caps in yo ass, then I'm gonna lobby to get loud stereos regulated and get you ticketed. It's not about restricting your freedoms, it's about respecting those of society at large.

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  41. Nanny State by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    How much more Nanny State can you get? Oh Heavens, you might offend the passenger next to you. How long before First Class is unfiltered, and only steerage has to put up with crippled net access? Until airlines compete by offering "Full Internet Access", rather than the limited crap of our competitors. And we haven't even mentioned people packet-sniffing the other passenger's passwords. Will in-flight Internet speed becoming an advertising point soon?

    The only reason this issues haven't come up yet is because the first step is to get in-flight Internet access at all -- but they all will.

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  42. In other words ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    they don't really want to offer it, and are only doing it because they're under pressure to do so and want to appear progressive, but they will neuter any deployed service so that no-one will be able to use it anyway.

    Besides, a bunch of people quietly clicking away on their laptops, working, checking mail, viewing porn, or whatever else it is that people do with their computers is infinitely preferable to a gaggle of assholes yammering on their cell phones.

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  43. And All The Cypherpunks Sing, "We Told You So!" by j+h+woodyatt · · Score: 1

    There was a reason we kept telling people to encrypt everything by default, and it wasn't because we wanted to keep the Department of Homeland Security from catching terroiristes. It was because we wanted to keep these fucking content filters out of the common carrier network.

    Enjoy your ubiquitous, heavily filtered, Internet access, because that's what you asked for.

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  44. I bet it's not really for content.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet the on-plane censoring system is not REALLY for content. I mean, probably there IS content filtering, but I bet the real reason to have anything besides an unrestricted pipe is for bandwidth management.

              There's two possible ways for planes to get service:

              One is via satellite.

              The second (when over land) is via a system where cell sites have upward-pointing antennas (not run by the cell company, run by a company that provides service to airplanes, renting space on the cell sites just like the cell companies do.)

              I've heard of both being used, and suppose it's up to the airline which to use. I imagine both have VERY limited bandwidth, considering it's being shared among hundreds of users PER plane, and then further split among all planes in the air (or, at any rate, all subscribed to the service.) It doesn't sound so shiny for the airline to be like "Oh, we don't have enough bandwidth for VOIP, streaming videos, etc. etc." so they will phrase it in terms of enforcing politeness on planes.

  45. Censorship == Moot by HobophobE · · Score: 1

    Any content that you wish to keep people from downloading while on the plane, they can easily have stored on these devices called hard drives, DVDs, etc.

    Do they plan to screen your storage devices and media prior to boarding? No. They plan to censor what content you're accessing, ahem, over the network.

    It's just not clear what they hope to accomplish. I'm all ears, what access do they want to filter that you couldn't already have downloaded and stored on your laptop?

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  46. Terror at 35,000 feet? by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    I just got back from a cruise. When we pulled into home port, out came the cell phones and Blackberries. The beeping and booping all around me nearly drove me mad. If the equivalent happens in the air -- in a confined space -- I'll give serious consideration to jumping.

    1. Re:Terror at 35,000 feet? by Buran · · Score: 1

      Heaven forbid people call their friends/relatives to inform them of arrival and ask for rides home...

  47. Re:But it is up to you to determine how to run my by Buran · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, people are too damn scared of talking to strangers these days for that plan to work. I don't mind if someone I don't know talks to me as long as they're not an asshole, but several times recently I've walked up to a stranger to compliment them and I either get a blank stare, surprise, or a glare. Only once did I get a pleasant reaction.

    If someone does something you don't like, and talking to them isn't an option, you can always move away from them or not look at the offensive thing they are doing.

  48. Coordinated Compromises by cavebison · · Score: 1

    At least it will allow hijacked planes to do some nice formation flying.

  49. Re:But it is up to you to determine how to run my by Stiletto · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that "common courtesy" is almost always defined by people who want to use it to tell other people what to do (or what not to do).

    1: "Hay, don't use naughty words around my kid!"
    2: "I'll swear whenever I want. Don't like it? Don't listen!"
    1: "Well, not swearing in front of kids is 'common courtesy'. GOCHA!"

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  51. undecided.. by TurkishJade · · Score: 1

    Not really sure if the limits are a good thing or not. It's about time they provide internet access on planes.. I start to go into shock if can't check my email for a few hours. Who knows what kind of life changing event I may miss by not being to check while on a plane. On the other hand I do need something to do while sitting on the tarmac for 12 hours waiting to take off. I don't know about any of you, but I would love to watch live porn feeds from Tijuana, Mexico while on a plane. "Mommy what is that woman doing to that horse"...?!? Some limit is acceptable in a closed in public place.

  52. Re:But it is up to you to determine how to run my by encoderer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That was the dumbest post in this whole thread. And that, my friend, is really saying something.

    The "Common Courtesy" argument IS used to suggest to other people how they could act.

    But it only has validity when the issue in question REALLY IS "common courtesy."

    Whether you (and the other 25% of the people here arguing on your side) care for it or not, we, as a society, have established a set of customs and rules on how one should act. You may have heard of this before, it's called "ethics."

    Now, your personal morality should prevent you from exposing a child to porn or offensive language. But even when it doesn't, if you intend to be a productive, respected member of society, you're expected to abide by our collective ethics.

    Furthermore, it just so happens that these ethics are so widely held that MOST of them are law. And the ones that aren't may very likely still be prosecuted in a civil court.

    If you don't like the fact that the huge majority of Americans have coalesced around these "rules," then you're more than welcome to remove yourself from society. People do it all the time.

    And if you chose to just flaunt the collective ethic, don't be surprised if it lands you in jail, on the receiving end of a lawsuit, or at the receiving end of a fist moving at a fast clip.

    Because if you decided it was your right to watch your Blondes on Blacks Part V in front of MY kid, and you refused to relocate yourself or cease your inapropos behavior, i would DEFINITELY take the matter in to my own hands. Literally. Because you can count on the fact that a parent is going to protect his child with a LOT more force than you are going to use to protect your laptop OR your nose.

    And really, if that were to happen, who would you be to make issue over it? After all, you decided to flaunt the "common courtesy" of illegally exposing children to porn. How can you possibly complain when an offended parent flaunts the "common courtesy" of not swelling your face to match the ridiculous size of your head.

    Get over yourself. You're part of a society. If you don't like it, leave.

  53. Why censorship? IPods can store porn today by leandror · · Score: 1

    When I see the word censor* I smell idiots. Today anybody can store a porn movie in their HD/IPOD/DVD and watch it in a plane... I have 1MM miles and never seen nobody watching porn aboard. Exceptions could happen, but censoring internet won't help. This kind of censorship will not help and will prevent you from accessing any kind of medical paper, article or whatever related to pregnancy and some body parts. It will also censor access to news and publications related or referencing the adult industry or even some specific websites not even related to XXX but that include some specific words. Censorship means there's a stupid running the company. AC

  54. No Pron?! by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    That is really to bad. Me and my hand wanted to join the mile high club.

  55. Sad, but true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's sad is that it's true. Just opening that site on an airliner would probably result in the pilot executing an emergency landing. If not because you're immediately considered a potential terrorist (or rather, a confirmed terrorist, guilty until proven innocent), then because the rest of the plane is in a full fledged panic over the guy who pulled up a website with Arab script. On any given flight, there's going to be at least one media brainwashed citizen who's going to react to seeing anything Arab-related. If you're unlucky, there'll be more than one of them.

    It seems to me like a guaranteed detainment, really. There are enough asshats that would immediately think that looking up anything not written in English means you're hiding something from those who can't translate what they're looking at. I mean, what if I don't know you're just reading some "Soviet Russia" jokes in Arabic? The population would rather you be arrested until that can be determined -- racist paranoia supersedes your right to literature. *sigh*

  56. BYOP? by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    I mean really, if some passenger either can't get by without their porn fix or otherwise wants to get a reaction out of other passengers, wouldn't they just bring their favorites along on their laptop?

    I find it interesting that the airlines automatically assume if they have unfettered internt access that everyone's going to watch porn. And the statement, "Seat 16F is flaming Seat 16D with expletive-laden chats," shows the reporter's ignorance on how chat software works.

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    1. Re:BYOP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I opened the comments page just to search for the term "BYOP" - glad I wasn't disappointed!

  57. Again, your kid, your problem, you need to change. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    You bring your child into proximity with adults, expect those adults to continue their adult behavior.

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  58. Is it just porn that's blocked? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    I have no problem if they want to block hardcore porn, but what about other material that might be deemed "adult" or "offensive to some people who like to complain about it"? And surely we know here on Slashdot that blocking software is often inexact, either mistakenly or unfairly blocking things?