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News Of SETI Signal Just Bad Reporting

The Bad Astronomer writes "Rumors have been flying in recent days that the SETI project has received a strong signal from space, indicating the possibility of intelligent extraterrestrial life. Bad Astronomy breaks down the origins of this (false) claim, which mostly amounts to a heaping helping of shoddy journalism. 'I just talked to Dan Wertheimer, the astronomer quoted in the article. He told me that the original interview was about sending signals into space (so-called active SETI) as opposed to just listening for aliens. After the interview, he talked to the reporter about some of the astronomy he does, including looking at what are called radio transients: bursts of radio waves that are seen once and never repeat. These may come from one-off events like colliding neutron stars, exploding stars, and so on. Somehow, in the article the reporter mixed up the observation of the transient signals with detecting a signal from E.T.'"

145 comments

  1. Must be aliens by Liquidrage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only the true messiah would deny his divinity.

    Ergo...I think this denial is a sure sign that SETI has found something.

    1. Re:Must be aliens by cHiphead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually it would make sense that this is a reversal for the sake of coverup, the world already has lots of civil unrest, actual alien contact could spin it all out of control and everyone goes apeshit for a while, until we realize the signal is from a long since gone species (unless they're already on the way here).

      The nice part would be increased focus on space faring technology and more defense spending towards space based defenses (from the outside, not all point down at us).

      Cheers.

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    2. Re:Must be aliens by J3rryken · · Score: 1, Troll

      its not the first time SETI covered up earlier signals they actually received multiple 'wow' signals on the same spot with a pattern after someone from SETI got the word out some dudes appear at SETI and they had to sign papers to shut up

    3. Re:Must be aliens by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've often wondered what would happen if it somehow get's out to the public that we have received a signal from a alien origin.

      If, big if, we can somehow manage to prove without any doubt that some other species in space has sent a signal or message. I think it would/could be very beneficial to the human race.
      It could raise the awareness that the individual human is a almost meaningless small part of the universe, it would raise global thinking and consciousness. No more this is my land but this is our world instead. Religions could be tossed away, or at least all the "holy" texts would have to be rewritten thoroughly, God created 'our race'... history!, God created mankind and those other guys out there.

      The two biggest reasons for humans to wage war on each other would be almost assimilated.

      Of course, this would never happen, religious and political leaders would go mental since that would be the biggest threat to their power ever. Instead they would try to frighten us, OBL was a pussy, Zergia from planet666 is the new enemy.

      But hey, a man can still have his dreams right?

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    4. Re:Must be aliens by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "actual alien contact could spin it all out of control and everyone goes apeshit for a while"

      no it wouldn't. Not at all, please stop spouting Hollywood nonsense.

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    5. Re:Must be aliens by scottrocket · · Score: 1
      It could raise the awareness that the individual human is a almost meaningless small part of the universe, it would raise global thinking and consciousness. No more this is my land but this is our world instead.

      Although I too like Star Trek, I suspect that the latter part of your comment is closer to the truth: the ISD's (insecure, smalldicks) would find the idea of "small and insignificant" an untenable reality; likely they would advocate the construction of a huge space presence,complete with armadas sufficient to reclaim their title "Big Penis in the Cosmos". Yeahhh, I'm a little cynical.

    6. Re:Must be aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably DID find something! Now commo from the stars can take many...many...many years. If however the commo is kept secret, then all the profit from the commo goes to the original finders. There might be good tech available from the neighbors, and we might just get it for the asking. Governments also might get it if they can secretly provide something that they publicly could not, but they would have to keep it secret from the public. Best way to do that is to use the public's propensity to be their own worst enemies by letting professional so called debunkers set the agenda in all cases like this.

    7. Re:Must be aliens by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      E.T. and 2001 are hollywood nonsense, I'm talking about the breakdown of religion, you think terrorism is an issue now? Just imagine how crazy the crazies can get if we ever make contact.

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    8. Re:Must be aliens by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      "actual alien contact could spin it all out of control and everyone goes apeshit for a while"

      no it wouldn't. Not at all, please stop spouting Hollywood nonsense. Are you serious? Discovery of extraterrestrial life, especially intelligent life, would arguably be the single most important discovery in the history of mankind. There's no telling what effect it would have on everyone, especially as there are (unfortunately) still a lot of deeply religious people with very geocentric/heliocentric belief systems.
    9. Re:Must be aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Puritain American I think it would go more like ... god created us in his image, they look nothing like us ... they must have been sent by satan ... KILL IT before they corrupt out souls

  2. Welcome by S.O.B. · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our incompetent journalist overlords.

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    1. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well sure, you read Slashdot, don't you? :)

    2. Re:Welcome by S.O.B. · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, that would be our "dupe overlords".

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    3. Re:Welcome by notnAP · · Score: 1

      Fox News?

    4. Re:Welcome by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You better! If you don't, they will write you out of reality!

      This debunking is the first I heard of this "news". I guess I don't follow enough blogs...

      My favorite Stupid Journalist story, reported by Herb Caen, concerns a modern poet. A journalist asked him why his verses didn't rhyme. He responded that many great poets dispensed with rhyme, including Homer and Virgil. The journalist quoted him as saying that rhyme was invented by a poet named Homer Virgil!

    5. Re:Welcome by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      May I quote you on that for an article I'm writing?

      "'Welcome' Signals Received from Incompetent Slashdot Overlords"

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    6. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft....yeah right.

      Berkeley, Ca. The home of "SETI at home", no less.

      FOX News is to the right of the Left, and to the right of the Center. But it isn't as far to the right (with respect to the Center) as the Left is to the left of the Center--the Center being simple boring neutral news worth reading, without any extra interpretation or spin. In the end, most media reps will pick and write his/her stories to stroke the target audience.

      If you want truly objective reporting, over a wide field of topics, there really isn't any one place to go.

    7. Re:Welcome by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      FOX News is to the right of the Left, and to the right of the Center. But it isn't as far to the right (with respect to the Center) as the Left is to the left of the Center--the Center being simple boring neutral news worth reading, without any extra interpretation or spin.

      Maybe, but FOX is definitely on the far incompetent side of center and way, way far from good and unbiased, where center is simple boring neutral news.

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    8. Re:Welcome by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's a public forum. Quote away.

      But to clarify, the "incompetent journalist overlords" I was referring to were the ones who wrote the article not the Slashdot editors that posted it.

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    9. Re:Welcome by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      The joke was that I was wildly misquoting you, just like the guy who wrote the article.

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    10. Re:Welcome by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm usually pretty good but this time I missed the sarcasm.

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  3. Conspiracy by Freeside1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It really was alien, but the aliens are already here, and they're covering it up so they can terraform our planet with global warming.

    1. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. An MIB team has already been dispatched.

      Jim

    2. Re:Conspiracy by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      aliens??? you mean republicans, right?

    3. Re:Conspiracy by Surt · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting you've never noticed how odd Republicans are, and wondered?

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    4. Re:Conspiracy by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting you've never noticed how odd Republicans are, and wondered? Ever since they started bringing up this Jesus character, I just can't get these sneaking suspicions out of my mind.
    5. Re:Conspiracy by icebones · · Score: 1

      Not much of a disguise

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    6. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never trust anyone whose knees bend the wrong way! Especially if they promise the sequel will be worth watching...

    7. Re:Conspiracy by unbug · · Score: 1

      Why would they want to terraform it? You meant marsoform, didn't you.

    8. Re:Conspiracy by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Ha! So you admit that global warming is not caused by humans!

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    9. Re:Conspiracy by Kayyham · · Score: 1

      And here I thought earth was already terra-formed.

  4. Incompetence by nonsequitor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.

    That saying proves itself everyday. I know most people don't understand science, but if you are reporting on it at least pay attention long enough to accurately report what you were told by someone who does understand. Why do people think it's ok to be proud of their ignorance? Its one thing to own your weaknesses having tried and failed, but it seems like most non-technical people stopped trying.

    1. Re:Incompetence by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I had a brief stint as a journalist - I always repeated back to my sources what I understood them to mean.

      They often corrected me.

      When I did a feature on a person, even a critical piece, I would send a draft to them before I submitted the article - usually there were no corrections - but when there were - they were vital.

    2. Re:Incompetence by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I see why your stint was short. You were a good journalist, rather than an idiotic sensationalist one ... there's just no market for that any more. :(

    3. Re:Incompetence by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      It's not non-technical people in general: it's journalists in particular. My father, a retired journalist himeslf, used to tell me that journalists are the most ignorant people of all. And unrepentant.

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      "The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam" - Japanese ministry official.
    4. Re:Incompetence by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      but it seems like most non-technical people stopped trying. They have been told not to try by people they trusted while growing up, such as teachers, parents, and even the media. They have been told that science and engineering are a waste of time because any future employment in those areas will be outsourced to countries were the work is done for dirt cheap. This isn't the whole story, of course, but who are you going to trust? So they spend their time trying to learn how to sing or become a professional athlete (both one in tens of thousands shots) or they major in business or try to sell real estate or whatever the current fads are.
    5. Re:Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The degree of incompetence in jounalism is just astounding. I've known the inside story on a few things that have made the news - everything from local stories, to inside-page national news. I've been there during the interviews, answered some of the questions myself. And without fail, every one of them has ended up with some glaring error. The most egregious one was getting the service wrong for a 2 star general - despite the fact that he was interviewed in his Air Force uniform on an Air Force base about what was clearly an Air Force program, and the PA officer handed the reporter his bio sheet. How freakin stupid can you get?

      If they can't get something as clear cut and obvious as that right, how can we possibly expect anything from them on anything complicated or controversial? I have no faith in the media's objectivity, much less the actual facts they present.

    6. Re:Incompetence by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      The most egregious one was getting the service wrong for a 2 star general - despite the fact that he was interviewed in his Air Force uniform on an Air Force base about what was clearly an Air Force program, and the PA officer handed the reporter his bio sheet. How freakin stupid can you get?

      Hahahaha... that's hylarious! You don't happen to have a link to this whole mess, do you?

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    7. Re:Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry - there's a reason I posted that AC. Besides, it happened quite awhile ago, when the whole interweb tube thingy was pretty young. A quick googling didn't turn anything up. The paper (a big name) never did print a correction.

    8. Re:Incompetence by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence."

      Never?? NEVER?!

      So if there is a chance something was done because of incompetence, you have the perfect scapegoat?

      That saying is stupid.. I could see something along the lines of "what is attributed to malice is actually incompetence", but to follow this saying as it reads is just stupid... or purposely evil.

    9. Re:Incompetence by nonsequitor · · Score: 1

      I'm sure I misquoted it. Guess that means I'm incompetent ;)

    10. Re:Incompetence by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      They never printed a correction? For such a glaring mistake, I thought a paper is liable for, well, not diffamation but _something_!

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    11. Re:Incompetence by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "I'm sure I misquoted it. Guess that means I'm incompetent ;)"

      Oh i wasn't saying that, i think you quoted it correctly as i see this come up all the time on /. with the same syntax, just bugs me is all :) (besides we both know you were being malicous :P)

  5. Next assignment by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stay tuned for this reporter's interview with a McDonald's manager. It turns out he actually invented cows!

    1. Re:Next assignment by snl2587 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Given what they're passing off for meat on the McDonald's Value Menu these days, I wouldn't be too surprised if one of them created a nasty, cardboard-flavored version of a cow.

    2. Re:Next assignment by Pojut · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I was 16 (I'm 23 now) I did a one year stint in a McDonalds. I don't know if it's the same now as it was then, but when I was working there the boxes that the meat came in were all stamped USDA Grade A Beef. The problem is that for potential lawsuit reasons, McDonalds cooks all it's burgers to well done. When I worked there, for my dinner I would make one medium rare. This will sound crazy, but when they are cooked right (at least back then...again, don't know if this applies now) it made for one of the best burgers I've had anywhere.

      The beef is actually very high quality...it just gets cooked into oblivion (and cooked very quickly, at that...from walk-in refrigerator to ready-for-burger in about a minute and a half...not the best of ways to cook meat if taste is of any concern.)

    3. Re:Next assignment by gnick · · Score: 1

      ...a nasty, cardboard-flavored version of a cow. Think smaller... More legs...
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    4. Re:Next assignment by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      Grade A is just one part of a system for meat classification, regarding age check it out

        The other grading system is based on marbling (prime, choice, etc). The scary stuff (hormones, growth hormone, feed content) are not part of that labeling system, sadly.

        I would bet that Micky D's is not worried about the "quality" of the meat so much as the taste and quantity/cost.

        The cost to your body: somewhere around eating cardboard, regardless of taste.

    5. Re:Next assignment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how McDonalds burgers and and false SETI reporting relate to each other?

    6. Re:Next assignment by s20451 · · Score: 1

      This is getting increasingly off topic, but marbling -- the presence of fat within the muscle tissue -- is irrelevant to ground beef. If you want fattier ground beef, you can just grind up some fat with it.

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    7. Re:Next assignment by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      I worked at Mcdonalds also when i was 16. That was a lot more then 20 years ago. Same thing the meat was better quality than what was generally sold to the public at the super markets. Same with all the other ingrediance. The quality was all first rate but the end result was all in preparation.

      But you know what? They taste that way because of very careful and scientific studies done by the company. They do focus groups and test marketing and they make what the vest majority of their customers want.

      Why does American beer taste like it does? Because that is what sells.

      Quite surprizingly there is a large difference between what customers tell you they want and what they actually buy given the chance. So the trick is actually NOT to listen to what they say but watch what they do.

    8. Re:Next assignment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over the past summer, my brother worked as a grunt in the chicken factory that supplies most (all?) of McDonald's chicken products in Canada. They processed something along the lines of 80,000 chickens a day, if I recall correctly. I obviously made many a joke about quality, but he firmly maintains that the quality of both the processing as well as the stock itself was impeccable.

      And I would uphold that statement. He would get a lot of deals on various "bad" product, bad mainly in the physical shape, which would not be accepted by McDonald's. Those were fantastic to cook up on our own.

      I never did quite get why the shape had any impact, however. As if anyone actually looks at it before eating it. :)

    9. Re:Next assignment by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      But you know what? They taste that way because of very careful and scientific studies done by the company. They do focus groups and test marketing and they make what the vest majority of their customers want.

      Also: they add artificial flavors back in to make it taste like meat again. "Fast Food Nation" had some very good research into it. They didn't directly pan the usage of artificial flavors in the book; in fact the author pointed out that the naturally obtained version of almond flavor contains cyanide, but the artificial version does not.

      Still, it's interesting to note that the beef at McDs has been mixed with some "ingredients" that you don't normally find laying around in your kitchen before a cook-out.

    10. Re:Next assignment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cooks all it's burgers

      "of its".

  6. Same journalist also reported shocking conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They believe someone was trying to cover-up the shocking truth as his screen saver kept disappearing every time he moved the mouse.

  7. The trouble with Journalists... by thewils · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is that they aren't likely to let the facts get in the way of a good story.

    It also pisses me off greatly when newsreaders append their own opinion to the end of a news story. You are a newsreader dammit. Just supply the facts and let people make up their own mind - that is if it is possible for you to supply the facts without your personal bias in the first place.

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    1. Re:The trouble with Journalists... by dargaud · · Score: 1

      It also pisses me off greatly when newsreaders append their own opinion to the end of a news story I often appreciate that and would like to see it more often, provided the opinion is clearly delineated from the facts. When you know nothing of a subject, a previous opinion is a good way to get started thinking about it, and then feel free to agree or not. When I was in the US I hated reporters like Dan Rather who would just stand there all self-important stating a few facts from the AP release and then... nothing. Tell us what it may mean, what it could imply, what possible consequences there are, etc...
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    2. Re:The trouble with Journalists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He that is why I like Fox news, "We report, you decide" ;-)

  8. The original article by hugecabbage · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's the cached article: Has E.T. Made A Call? [Google]

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    1. Re:The original article by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Here's the cached article: Has E.T. Made A Call?

      Well, it would explain why my Speak-n-spell was taken apart...

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    2. Re:The original article by novakyu · · Score: 1

      Better is the Flicker page linked from TFA. The Google cache has already been updated to the weasel version of the story.

  9. Bad reporting? by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    .. or awesome publicity stunt?

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    1. Re:Bad reporting? by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      You know, I thought this too. Along with this story, I can't help but think that these are suspiciously timed with the advertisements I'm hearing/seeing for Cloverfield. I wouldn't put it past movie studios to "plant" stuff like this.

  10. Pay no attention to the sig by techpawn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Harley: Your impatience is quite understandable.
    Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
    Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.

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    1. Re:Pay no attention to the sig by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate that fucking movie.

      Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.

      You mean stupidity like walking up to a line of nervous soldiers (members of a hostile race you have supposedly studied) pointing guns at him, pointing a tube at their leader and then having it quickly sproing out pointy appendages without warning? In reality he wouldn't have had one bullet grazing him. It owuld be 5000 of them completely ventilating his goofy looking spacesuit and any judge in that galaxy would rule it a justified homicide.

      Oh, and how about the whole "if your leaders, a tiny percentage of humanity, don't shape up, we'll incinerate the entire Earth, thus destroying uncounted innocent along with every other species that has nothing to do with this, and a precious, rare, 4 billion year old biosphere."

      And forget the whole "we willingly bend over for our robot overlords" thing. If they aren't stupid, why do they need an army of MechanoMonsters policing them?

      It's just not the classic people make it out to be.

      Anyway, the whole movie was just a dumb Jesus analogy. The screenwriter even admits it.

      I once sketched out a remake of that film. The Army Corps of Engineers manages to pwn Gort with a rocket boosted B-52 dropped from low Earth orbit, and then we send Klaatu and his fascist alien bully boys packing.

    2. Re:Pay no attention to the sig by techpawn · · Score: 1

      And forget the whole "we willingly bend over for our robot overlords" thing. If they aren't stupid, why do they need an army of MechanoMonsters policing them?
      You might not have liked the movie, but I for one welcome out robot overlords...
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  11. Nuke The Reporters From Orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the only way to be sure.

  12. links to cached article by The+Bad+Astronomer · · Score: 4, Informative

    At the bottom of the blog post I put a link to the cached article, and I took a snapshot of it which is on my Flickr account. It's all linked on the blog.

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    1. Re:links to cached article by el+americano · · Score: 1

      but, but... they printed a correction. Doesn't that mean we have to let it slide?

      http://www.ktvu.com/news/15054540/detail.html

      I like how they say that the readers may have interpreted it wrong. Those damn readers! ;-)

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  13. Journalism by doconnor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with journalism is that journalists tend to report on so many different topics, they often don't really understand them. It's like if a programmer was given a totally different assignment every day. Even the best one couldn't do a good job because it would take weeks for them to understand how things work and all the terminology.

    Ideally, instead of relatively few full time journalists, they should have many part time journalists who work full time in the industry they report on. The quality of the writing might suffer a bit, but it would be far more accurate.

    Fortunately, we are seeing the rise of blogs where there are many people who know what they are talking about.

    1. Re:Journalism by The+Bad+Astronomer · · Score: 3, Informative

      I agree. It's very easy now to find, for example, astronomy news on blogs where the author knows what they are talking about (cough cough). Universe Today is a great example, and there are many others. The mainstream media have shot themselves in the foot over the past few years; very few have any dedicated science reporters, but the public *likes* science stories. So folks turn to teh intertoobs, and I for one welcome our new public overlords.

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    2. Re:Journalism by Zordak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fortunately, we are seeing the rise of blogs where there are many people who know what they are talking about. Sweet! Can you point me to those? Most of what I see is Jane Doe posting the x^nth picture of her stupid, lazy cat curled up in a ball with a "cute" caption like "The REAL Boss Around Here!"
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    3. Re:Journalism by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 3, Informative
    4. Re:Journalism by Knux · · Score: 1

      Don't forget /. readers... they know everything about any subject, that's why they never RTFA.

    5. Re:Journalism by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Another good source is http://scienceblogs.com/ On specific ones, I also really like http://www.theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php It shifts away from the main author's professional background in neurology fairly often, but that also makes it a lot of fun.

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  14. With such an article... by Sobieski · · Score: 2, Funny

    it wouldn't surprise me if it said that at the time of the recieval, the equipment was "pointed at Uranus"

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    1. Re:With such an article... by ledow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, ha! We found you out, Mr Alien. No human being would use a word like recieval when they actually meant reception. Now take off that fake beard...

    2. Re:With such an article... by Sobieski · · Score: 1

      Well, I am a 2nd generation Alien to Sweden from Germany. Though I assure you, we are hairy by nature (also we prioritize English below our own language).

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  15. What if... by Tr3vin · · Score: 1

    What if the aliens were trying to contact us while visiting Earth? After all, long distance calls can be quite expensive.

    1. Re:What if... by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      Well, radio is not the best way to make that local call. No, what they should do is pick out some major airport and make a slow, careful approach and slow, careful landing. This assumes they have a flying saucer or something.

      Why an airport? They are ports. We expect to receive travelers there. We even have plans for what to do when planes land without making radio contact so sure, a flying saucer would be a little different, that type of landing would be sort of planned for. Kinda.

      So anyway, they land, they hop out say hi or whatever. Done.

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  16. wishing by mugnyte · · Score: 4, Insightful


      The web, as a reflection of the population as a whole, is chock full of wishful thinking about fantasies. The youtubes seemed to be clogged with "evidence" of UFOs, angels, monsters, ghosts, etc.

      Frankly, it's a little disappointing to see a lack of critical thinking. I'm all for discovering amazing new things, in any topic. But defending the stories wholesale under the guise of "how can you deny all the evidence?" kinda paints a picture of cultist mentality. Somewhat scary and journalists are not immune. They just want something that sounds like a "scoop" and grab the eyeballs (and sell the ads).

      SETI is a worthwhile endeavor to me, but of course they'd hold a press conference if something big didn't filter away.

    1. Re:wishing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The web, as a reflection of the population as a whole, is chock full of wishful thinking about fantasies. The youtubes seemed to be clogged with "evidence" of UFOs, angels, monsters, ghosts, etc.

      Let's not forget WMDs. Much like UFOs, logic dictates that WMDs exist, just not where all the people who lack critical thinking skills are saying.
    2. Re:wishing by southpolesammy · · Score: 3, Insightful


      So remember when your feeling very small and insecure,
      How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
      And pray that there intelligent life somewhere up in space,
      Cause theres bugger all down here on Earth.

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    3. Re:wishing by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
      How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
      And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
      'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
      The Galaxy Song (from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, 1983)
      http://www.gecdsb.on.ca/d&g/astro/music/Galaxy_Song.html
  17. Stephenville, Texas by athloi · · Score: 1

    After the interview, he talked to the reporter about some of the astronomy he does, including looking at what are called radio transients: bursts of radio waves that are seen once and never repeat. These may come from one-off events like colliding neutron stars, exploding stars, and so on.


    Dozens report seeing UFO over Stephenville, Texas which must've been neutron stars colliding in the air over that Wal-Mart.
    1. Re:Stephenville, Texas by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Actually it's a plane. I have seen that illusion many times.

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  18. Not to worry... by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should the reporter get fired, he has a great future as a Slashdot editor.

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    1. Re:Not to worry... by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      Should the reporter get fired, he has a great future as a Slashdot editor.
      I don't know about that. He might have to republish that SETI story several more times before he's qualified. :)
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  19. The Onion? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    Oh, my! I read the original cached article and it read exactly like something from The Onion. Even the quotes seemed like the fake quotes even if they were real quotes taken out of context.

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  20. Cover up, the message was translated by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Funny

    It did come from a system that went Nova though. Signal, "What's up with the sun? Oh shiiiitttttt........".

  21. Good luck finding us by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    Not knowing much about how SETI is designed, I know that we're a moving solar system so if an alien on another moving planet received a signal from a certain broadcast direction and just reflected the beam in the direction of greatest strength, perhaps in the direction of a mobile gravitationally lensing black hole, even just ten light years in round trip time, the signal would miss us completely.

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  22. What really bothers me about this by Phylarr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is that you know the reporter will keep his job. If you're dumb enough to misinterpret by that degree the words that someone spoke to you, then you should have no job reporting on anything.

    The article actually contained the sentence "Across the globe, researchers searching for signs of life in space were abuzz this week with word that a mystery signal has been picked up by a giant radio-telescope in Puerto Rico."

    This was not just a science neophyte failing to understand big sciency words, this was a reporter blatantly making shit up.

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  23. News Of SETI Signal Just Bad Reporting... by 313373_bot · · Score: 1

    ...or timely cover-up?

    Seriously, does anyone believe this kind of discovery would ever be casually announced, if made public at all?

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    1. Re: News Of SETI Signal Just Bad Reporting... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Absolutly it would be announced.
      Seriously, take a moment and think about it. SETI isn't under constant observation from the government and it's full of people who want others to know, not to mention the historic value of having your name associated with the greatest discovery of all time.

      This whole "People couldn't handle it" crap has no basis in fact, and is utterly ridiculous.

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    2. Re: News Of SETI Signal Just Bad Reporting... by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Also, what the hell is it with Americans and the "news would be covered up by the government". Which of the world's governments? All of them? All radio telescopes around the world would be told to be quiet about it?


      This stuff is in probably every hollywood UFO film, and it just doesn't make any sense.

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    3. Re: News Of SETI Signal Just Bad Reporting... by 313373_bot · · Score: 1
      Disclaimer: I'm half kidding, half serious here.

      Which of the world's governments? All of them? Yes, all of them. Some people would rather welcome "alien overlords" than obeying "authorities" who partitioned this planet in so called "countries" for purposes like profiting from taxation or wars.

      (Of course I'm aware that the mere detection of an alien signal is far from effective contact, for better or for worse.)

      Seriously, take a moment and think about it. SETI isn't under constant observation from the government and it's full of people who want others to know, not to mention the historic value of having your name associated with the greatest discovery of all time. I don't know how SETI is organized, but in scientific and academic environments in general it's very easy to destroy reputations, and without one it's very difficult to make oneself heard, no matter how good the evidence.

      This whole "People couldn't handle it" crap has no basis in fact, and is utterly ridiculous. I disagree. Of course there are people who can handle it. We may even argue that most people could handle it, but if a sizable minority can't, they have the potential to disrupt society (e.g. creationism vs. evolution theory? State and religion were supposedly separated a long time ago...)
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    4. Re: News Of SETI Signal Just Bad Reporting... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      This won't impact religion anymore then discovering natives that had never heard of 'god' impacted religion.

      We would be fine if we got a signal from another intelligence. It would be interesting, and a huge development in our understanding of the universe, but that's it.
      We might get a few groups that kill themselves over it, but if not this, they would ahve done it of a passing comet sooner or later.
      If as a species we thought it was a threat, then we would unite the globe like never seen before.

      Of course, anyone who thinks all the worlds government seem to collude in anything are deluded.

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    5. Re: News Of SETI Signal Just Bad Reporting... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's the ultimate end to any conspiracy theory:
      All the governments must be covering it up.

      People who think we didn't land o the moon seem to conveniently ignore that it's progress was tracked by people who would have LOVED to disprove it.
      Then when they are asked about it, they say "That government must be in on it to." As if the Russians had something to gain by losing.

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    6. Re: News Of SETI Signal Just Bad Reporting... by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      ...or timely cover-up?

      Seriously, does anyone believe this kind of discovery would ever be casually announced, if made public at all? well... no..... "They" would never let that get out... "They" would kill Mel Gibson with an earthquake first, just to distract everyone, before "They" wiped the data.
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  24. Sure, now he changes his story... by wytten · · Score: 1

    ...after the MIB show up with their flashy thing!

  25. Journalism problems famous joke by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the famous joke about problems taking down what people are saying, when one of the monks translating the Bible decides to go back to the scrolls, and comes running out screaming, "CelebRATE! it says celebRATE!"

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  26. poor reporting shouldn't be tolerated by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    reporters should be made accountable for their actions, so often, when disscussing a particular scientific subject, reporters discuss the mainstream view and for good measure bring in this bearded nutcase to discuss his highly controversial but completely improbable take on the situation. To the layman (or woman), this would appear the such a view point is equally as valid as the mainstream view. Take for example global warming, a touchy subject at the best of times. For many years, the vast majority of the scientific community have agreed with the observations and conclusions with respect to the increasing temperatures and our CO2 pollution. However, news reporters always, and I mean always, included a reference to the lone few individuals who thought otherwise. This might be down to journalistic traditions which seek to examine all view points but when it comes to accurately portraying the true state of the science, it is grossly distorted.

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  27. Original Article by Thelasko · · Score: 1
    The article in question has been updated to say,

    On Monday, KTVU reported scientists have received an odd signal from space and some readers may have interpreted this as a confirmed extra-terrestrial contact.
    I found the original from the Google Cache. You decide!
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  28. Journalism by ChePibe · · Score: 1

    Journalsim, noun 1) the ill-advised idea that someone with half an English degree and an ethics course can accurately and authoritatively report on highly technical fields with which he or she has absolutely no practical experience and whose understanding is likely more influenced by personal experience and/or bias than objective research.
    2) Modern interpretation - brief incomplete statement of fact taken out of context combined with opinionated rambling.

    Ask any lawyer. Doctor. Engineer. ANYONE. They will all say the same thing - journalists get it wrong more often than right.

    How on earth we as a society have allowed these people to become the gatekeepers to knowledge is beyond me.

  29. Obligary Simpsons Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Let's go burn down the observatory so this will never happen again!"

  30. Well if E.T. is playing by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    pool with neutron stars then maybe the reporter is correct?

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  31. Hmmm... maybe there is something going on? by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    Let's see, (1) first there were the reports of a huge UFO hovering over parts of Texas.

    (2) Then there were reports that NASA had tasked ALL their space transmission-reception dishes to "look" for a space probe that got lost; this of course delayed the reception of pictures from the Mercury probe.

    (3) Now there is the report of SETI receiving transmissions from space aliens.

    Could it all be related?

    Well, it is possible, however improbable, that we could be visited by extraterrestrial aliens in our lifetime, isn't it?

    1. Re:Hmmm... maybe there is something going on? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Just because you can think of something, doesn't mean it's possible.

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    2. Re:Hmmm... maybe there is something going on? by delta80 · · Score: 1

      I can imagine it happening something like this.... A SETI researcher gets the signal, it's poured over, it's unlike anything they have come across before. They get excited. They call NASA. One excitable scientist calls a newspaper reporter he knows. Then the NSA shows up. They put the clamp down. Men in grey suits with black ear pieces show up to "observe" the process, and of course control the flow of information. Do any of you slash-dotters think that the majority of our nation (meaning the USA) would be ready to accept the fact that we are not alone? (Be it in our galaxy, universe, etc.) How many organized religious systems would be proven defunct? I don't recall a book in the Torah, Bible, or Quaran dealing with any other "intelligent" species other then man. Mass panic in the streets. Doomsday cults springing up everywhere. The further clamp down on free-flowing information. Denials. Denials. Denials. Sigh. I'm sure if I had proof, I would be in a mysterious car accident or something of the nature. Mostly, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but things are out there that our Government has knowledge about, and they don't want to scare us. Or empower us. So lets recap; Multiple UFO sightings in Texas (recently). A U.F.O. was sighted over a major airport in Chicago by multiple individuals recently (including pilots, ground staff, etc.) it showed up in the local press for a day or two, and then nothing else. And now the SETI situation. They will probably just blame it on a weather baloon.

    3. Re:Hmmm... maybe there is something going on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it "poured" over, your fucking cornflakes?

    4. Re:Hmmm... maybe there is something going on? by crashfrog · · Score: 1

      A SETI researcher gets the signal, it's poured over, it's unlike anything they have come across before. They get excited. They call NASA. One excitable scientist calls a newspaper reporter he knows. Then the NSA shows up. They put the clamp down.

      So why didn't they do it with the first signal potentially from extra-terrestrial life?

      I think you're overlooking the incredible human capacity to simply disregard information that contradicts cherished belief. Hence, creationism. The truth of the matter is that people believe that to believe in "little green men" makes you crazy, and to suppose that they're actually trying to talk to us makes you a crazy drunk, or worse. In the same way that most people seem to believe that only the criminally insane would believe that human beings are the descendants of apes, despite the fact that that's the inescapable conclusion from the scientific data.

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    5. Re:Hmmm... maybe there is something going on? by delta80 · · Score: 1

      Excellent points. I agree completely. People (most) are sheep. I can't wait for an actual space craft from (Insert Planet Name Here) to land just outside the Vatican, a little green man to come out, and laugh and point hysterically at the pope's pointy hat, then return to his ship and fly away.

    6. Re:Hmmm... maybe there is something going on? by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

      I fully agree. Most things I think of are impossible.

      Of course the opposite is true too, just because you don't think it's possible doesn't make it possible or impossible.

  32. Wait, I am the messiah... by Tatarize · · Score: 1

    See... he's the messiah!

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  33. DEAR GOD THEY ARE EATTING... by pryoplasm · · Score: 1
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  34. Re:Paying attention to the sig by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    You might not have liked the movie, but I for one welcome out robot overlords... Especially if our groovy overlords have big chins and chain saw arms.
  35. I could kill this guy by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    Thousands of science stories published in a wide variety of media are faithful to the research, yet still interesting and topical. Still, one of the hardest things about science journalism is convincing the scientists you want to interview that you'll report accurately on their work.

    And then some jackass like this comes along and pees in the pool. I hope he was fired, at least.

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  36. No wonder by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I did a feature on a person, even a critical piece, I would send a draft to them before I submitted the article - usually there were no corrections - but when there were - they were vital. No offence, but no wonder your stint was brief. The journalist's job is to get it right the first time, or ask for clarification during the interview. You get one chance to get it right when it goes to print.

    This is sometimes extremely difficult because when you are a journalist, if you make mistakes, they end up in print for everyone to see, with your name attached. But it's better to make mistakes, and correct them in humility, than to let your source write your story for you.

    I've worked as a journalist for nearly seven years, and I've made some doozie mistakes, and corrected them. But I have never let a source control my story. And you know what? I've never had one refuse to be interviewed again, even if the story was critical of them. The most I will do is read back their quotes to them, and tell them in what light I am presenting them. But giving them editorial control over your story is a bad idea.

    One last thing - the SETI reporter made a big, stupid mistake. It's a good thing the summaries around here are always so accurate, isn't it?
    1. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder journalism sucks with arrogant attitudes like that.

      The line between getting it right through interaction with the subject, and giving them editorial control really isn't that fine. Given what I've seen, we could stand to work a little closer to that line.

    2. Re:No wonder by Stanistani · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I never let a source control my story - but I did let them know what was coming, and give them their shot at refuting my findings.

      One of my stories generated hundreds of hate emails to the subject, and he couldn't really deny any of the allegations in my article.

      I moved on to a better-paid job - I wasn't discharged.

      I did enjoy my employment, despite inverted pyramid leads and such.

    3. Re:No wonder by Bombula · · Score: 3, Informative
      I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill here (imagine a journalist doing that...). This guy said he referred back to his sources for accuracy in data-collection, which is tantamount to accuracy in reporting. Yes, it's great if you can do this all during the interview, but going to press afterwards with reckless disregard for the facts is hardly "letting a source control the story." Moreover, the idea that the journalist 'controls' the story is asinine in itself. In the parent article about SETI, the journalist was obviously 'controlling' the story - thanks to his own moronic misunderstanding of the facts of the situation. I don't know about most readers here, but that's not my idea of quality journalism. Get the facts straight, understand what you're talking about, and fact-check your goddamn articles before you go to press. If that means clarifying a source's information after the interview, whether it's their quotations or the concepts behind them, then so be it: the telephone and wikipedia are your friends.

      A good journalist reports the facts accurately and objectively, even if it means going back to get something you missed or muddied during the interview. And the only thing controlling the story should be the truth. If you believe anything else, you're nothing but a hack whose willing to peddle any old dogshit for a moment in the limelight - the world doesn't need any more of those kinds of people.

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    4. Re:No wonder by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

      So that's why science journalism sucks so much. Sheesh.

    5. Re:No wonder by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 1

      Just curious -- you make a good argument, despite your borderline-offensive language, but why does my original post get modded 2 - interesting" when I try to offer a little insight into what journalists actually do, but your post, which includes such language as "asanine", "moronic" and makes a thinly-veiled personal attack, suggesting that if I don't agree with you I'm "a hack whose willing to peddle any old dogshit for a moment in the limelight" gets modded higher, and "informative?" You also take a shot at me for apparently making a mountain out of a molehill and you make a negative blanket generalization about my profession. You can do so if you like, I don't really care, but I hardly think it's "informative," mods.

      To the actual topic, I'm not trying to say I know everything, or that I don't give my sources a fair chance to say what they mean. But I've seen too many stories where a source ends up driving the bus, and the story still ends up being wrong, and the journalist eats it while the source gets to play the "I was misquoted" card. Journalists are not machines that regurgitate what sources tell them. Every source has an agenda, and the journalist has to determine what it is, and how important/dangerous/irrelevant it is to the story.

      A journalist's job is to present the facts fairly, accurately and objectively as possible. But it's also the journalist's job to think critically about the information they are taking in, and present facts and people in a truthful light.

  37. Problematic by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What you get with that scenario is news written by hobbyists, which is not necessarily bad, but they are only writing about what they find interesting. Which explains why Wikipedia has more information about He-Man and the Masters of the Universe than string theory.

    And besides, the pay in journalism is shitty enough now, you're not going to get very skilled writers/researchers/thinkers for part-time wages. Unless you outsource reporting to India, which has already been done (http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/story3306.shtml)

    But people want news now, they want it accurate, and they want it free. Just remember you get what you pay for.

    1. Re:Problematic by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      What you get with that scenario is news written by hobbyists, which is not necessarily bad, but they are only writing about what they find interesting. Which explains why Wikipedia has more information about He-Man and the Masters of the Universe than string theory.

      The main entry for string theory is significantly longer than the main entry for He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. The entry for String Theory also has a significantly longer list of related entries in its "See Also" section.
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    2. Re:Problematic by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. You just made a case for paid fact-checkers - something many major media outlets have cut back in recent years.

    3. Re:Problematic by doconnor · · Score: 1

      I'm admitted that we would sacrifice writing quality somewhat. As long as it is readable, it should be fine.

      However, a lot less research and thinking would be required if the journalist already understood what they where talking about.

    4. Re:Problematic by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Heh. I see the whole situation as a case for hobbyist bloggers. You want to find out more about something, you find the blog of a hobbyist who loves his hobby.

      Besides, aren't reporters "paid fact-checkers"?

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    5. Re:Problematic by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 1

      Besides, aren't reporters "paid fact-checkers"? They are now, thanks to budget cuts. And at my newspaper, which is pretty small, I have to be a writer, photographer, editor, fact-checker, proof-reader, videographer, website programmer and paginator. There's a lot of ways to screw up. So I try really hard not to, and am usually successful.

      And don't get me wrong, I like the idea of going to the source, too. But not every reader has the time to seek them out, to learn how to decipher scientific jargon or to gauge the trustworthiness of the source. That's what reporters are supposed to do, but sometimes they make mistakes. Sometimes big, stupid mistakes.

      Does that mean you're going to stop reading the news, or does it mean you're going to keep reading, but with a critical mind? Does it mean you're going to assume that all news is inaccurate? Or that sometimes there are mistakes?

      The thing is, the hobbyist blogger has it easy. "I like astronomy so I'm going to write about what I think is interesting." If they get something wrong, "oh well, who cares, I'm only doing this blog for fun and I'm not responsible for what my readers think." But a reporter has to think, "what will my readers find interesting? How can I inform them? Educate them? Challenge them? Not talk down to them? Not overwhelm them? Not screw up? Not just write about what I think is interesting?" And a reporter has to realize that what he/she writes shapes public opinion, whether they like it or not, and they have to be extremely careful to be fair and accurate, because they have that responsibility. That is what they are paid for.
  38. Ignore, please by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
    Shielding problem found is, fleet detection future unlikely will be.

    Local Officials helping thanks is. Guantanamo beds, current using adequate has.

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  39. Science and reporters... by dargaud · · Score: 1
    I worked for many years in Antarctica. After we pulled out a 3km long ice core (nicknamed a 'carrot'), there were a bunch of phone interviews. The result ? First page of the italian newspaper Il Corriere della Sera: "Million year old frozen carrots discovered 3km deep under the Antarctic ice"...

    Proof that science is a good thing, news reporting is a good thing, but mixing both together not necessarily...

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    1. Re:Science and reporters... by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1

      I've seen other scientists carefully explain things to reporters only to have the report totally screwed up, and I have had it happen to myself, but never in such an amusing way. Normally its just depressing, especially as they usually make you look like an idiot in the process.

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  40. Grade 'A' has nothing to do with quality. by Babu+'God'+Hoover · · Score: 1
  41. McD's burger meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my friends owns three of the McDonalds franchises here in our city. About four times a year he and his wife throw big cookouts/picnic/keg parties at his lake cabin for all his friends, and of course, he always grabs a few boxes of meat from one of his McD restaurants, along with all the rest of the stuff needed to make hamburgers. I always end up getting elected as one of the cooks, and we grill the patties on regular ordinary propane grills, and the grease just pours out of the meat, making it very hard to cook over an open flame without making big grease fires. I think these pre-formed patties must be made from like 75/25 percent lean ground beef. It took me quite a while to figure out the proper flame setting and get the hang of how to grill it without setting it on fire, but yet get most of the grease cooked out, and still end up with medium to medium-well burgers, which really do taste great, and have just the right amount of grease left in them to keep them juicy. I much rather prefer grilling meat thats 85/15 instead, but hey, when the rich friend is providing all the food and beer for free, you can't bitch.

  42. I'm from Stephenville, Texas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and nobody here that I know had even heard about these alleged UFO sightings until after these news stories just came out. Usually something like a UFO sighting would spread like wildfire gossip in such a small town as this, but instead actually everybody is wondering WTF is this crap all about? And who are all the nuts reporting it?

  43. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  44. NWO, UFO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same difference. They want to keep us looking at the sky while they install manacles around us on the ground. They've even found a tinfoil hat exploit. Trust No One

  45. Hey! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    I already said that!

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  46. They've been manipulated by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Independent journalism exists no longer. They are entertainers providing "infotainment". They have to compete for eyeballs (==revenue) with sitcoms, reality TV, etc etc. They won't get eyeballs and the revenue if they stick with boring facts.

    Journailists are also being pushed harder and harder for more dramatic images (entertainment value) with embedded TV crews etc. This allows the military etc to manipulate the TV networks etc very easily: show what we want you to show or else your crew will be embedded with the folks washing trucks; instead of sending back dramatic images of fire-fights they'll send back images of soap suds.

    Ain't press freedom a great thing!

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  47. I'll say it again, we are alone by ylikone · · Score: 1

    Life is very unlikely. It is very improbable. SETI will never find anything because even the universe is huge beyond understanding, the unprobability of life elsewhere is larger still. The probability of us ever communicating with this unprobable life elsewhere is equal to 0.

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  48. Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Abandon All Hope. The Aliens have landed.

    Mulder and Scully will save us. After all, it has been done before nah !

  49. Responsibility by infonote · · Score: 1

    People should LISTEN. Journalists have a big responsibility. Imagine he misunderstood what a world-leader said and cause a war between nations.

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  50. Scary message (if it where true) by iwein · · Score: 1

    If aliens were sending strong signals in our direction I would hope very much that they would stay at a safe distance. Being near colliding neutron stars is not very healthy...

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