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  1. Re:"slashdottit!"? on Top 10 April Fools Stories · · Score: 1


    Mammaries? What are these mammaries that you speak of?

    If I fell in a bag of nipples, I'd come out sucking my thumb.
    Phil Campbell from Motorhead on "Motorhead Luck"

  2. Re:And so it begins... on Top 10 April Fools Stories · · Score: 5, Funny


    What's Slashdot without Anonymous Coward?

    Slashdot without Anonymous Coward is like Crackwhore without AIDS: you still come around but the reduced risk makes it boring.

  3. Re:OpenBSD + PF on Firewall Recommendations? · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I may have written that in a confusing way. What I meant was it was nuts that a PIX 525, 535, blade module, whatever, that was thousands of dollars needed even more cash to handle unlimited users.

    My mistake.

  4. Re:In unrelated news... on 48% of Americans Reject Evolution · · Score: 1


    Awesome reply, thanks for the most humourous yet insightful post in the thread so far.

  5. Re:OpenBSD + PF on Firewall Recommendations? · · Score: 1

    Straight goods: I inherited most of the hardware and licenses, the limited versions are ones at smaller labs which have grown. I was quite taken back when I saw that in the syslogs. To get an unlimited user license isn't a lot more money but, come on, that's just an arbitrary limit to suck more money out of the end user. An unlimited 525 will set you back several $K.

    That all said, on our test bench we've had great luck with connecting OpenBSD's IPSEC to Cisco's IPSEC. There were a few warts but overall it's painless so a transition should be simple. (I won't go on a limb and say "nothing could possibly go wrong!" though ;))

  6. OpenBSD + PF on Firewall Recommendations? · · Score: 4, Informative

    We run several PIXes (Cisco) at work and at branches across the country. They handle the VPNs well enough and are simple enough to work with but when you see shit like this (IPs removed):

    Mar 28 14:45:25 x.x.x.x Mar 28 2007 14:46:16: %PIX-4-407001: Deny traffic for local-host inside:y.y.y.y, license limit of 50 exceeded
    in your logs from units which cost thousands of dollars, you have to scratch your head. Yeah, they charge for how many machines you'll run through it. We have a few "unrestricted" ones but they're thousands of dollars. Thousands of dollars I can better spend on other stuff.

    We let our contracts lapse and are working hard at moving everything to OpenBSD, PF and the native IPSEC although OpenVPN is a serious contender as we use that for the road warriors already.

    It pisses me off to no fucking end that to get a firewall capable of gigabit (we're a bunch of research labs on CANARIE) from Cisco will each a big bite from my budget, just to have the "Cisco" brand on it.
    nb: I do love their routers and switches. Their firewalls are overpriced and underwhelming.

  7. Re:Surprise, but not a showstopper on Evolution of Mammals Re-evaluated · · Score: 0


    There is still room for other ideas contrary to what the proponents of this crackpot evolutionary theory

    There would be room for other ideas if they had even a shred of evidence to back them up.

    Claiming a religious magic book holds the answers without any proof to support that assertion isn't a theory and it sure isn't science. It's circular logic and a fallacy.

    Is the book "Green Eggs and Ham" evidence supporting the existence of a creature named Sam-I-Am?

  8. Re:Valuations on Microsoft to Buy DoubleClick? · · Score: 1


    Most (all?) youtube videos don't source from "www.youtube.com". Best to use a squid proxy with an ACL.

  9. Re:Valuations on Microsoft to Buy DoubleClick? · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Youtube = 1.6 billion DoubleClick = 2? Your thoughts?

    My copies of AdBlock don't block YouTube.

  10. Hrmm... on Evolution of Mammals Re-evaluated · · Score: 5, Funny


    But can they shoehorn it into the framework of a 6000 year old Earth?

  11. heheheh on IBM Debuts Optical Transceiver Chipset · · Score: 5, Funny


    [...] will allow users to download data eight times faster than current technology.

    The MPAA was not available for comment.

  12. Re:WTF? Welcome to 1984 on RIAA Says Accused Students Are Settling · · Score: 2, Interesting


    If I were running any network on campus: my policy would be no data retention on the dhcp server except for current outstanding leases.

    Good thing you aren't running a network. What would you do when reports of hack attempts, worms spreading or other such crap come in? Say "Tough cookies"?

  13. Re:Hmmmm Slashdot on Which IT Careers Are Hot and Which are Not? · · Score: 1


    What should I do with my life?

    Trick question: if you're on slashdot, you have no life. I'm going to go kill myself now.

  14. Of course it's relevant. on Is Assembly Programming Still Relevant, Today? · · Score: 2, Insightful


    How do compilers know what to compile to? Magic? Imagine if all the assembly programmers died: who'd maintain & update compilers, embedded devices, many realtime instruments, etc. ?

  15. Re:It's so true. on Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting · · Score: 1

    I just had one of those "wow" moments. Thinking about what you wrote and I can hear it. I guess I always heard it but never put the two together. Thanks!

  16. Re:It's so true. on Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting · · Score: 1


    Most metal music is actually quite similar to classical.

    Interesting, how so?

  17. Re:It's so true. on Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting · · Score: 1


    You have just described my tastes to a T. What happened to our kind?

    We're still around! :) July of last year I caught Slayer (headlining with 4 other bands during their big Unholy Alliance tour) It was a cool mix of young metalheads and guys who were into them when they started. A good show all around.

    I still cringe with delight when Motorhead comes to town. Ears ringing for days after being beaten to bloody pulp by Lemmy & the boys.

  18. Re:It's so true. on Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting · · Score: 1


    Seriously though, you should know that there is *always* someone smarter than you out there.

    Yes, I've met him. Killed him shortly thereafter... ;)

    Jokes aside, I've loved metal, punk, thrash, etc. since I first heard it. Oddly enough I love classical music too (even Joyce Hatto. Ha!) but can't stand country music, rap, hip hop....

    I still love it when some old Exploited or Discharge comes up on the ol' iPod. Emails with the subject "Your music is too loud" aren't uncommon at work. :)

  19. It's so true. on Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting · · Score: 5, Funny


    Let's see... I'm 41, have loved metal since I was 14 (Motorhead is the greatest band EVAR) and am the smartest guy on slashdot...
    The evidence is overwhelming.

  20. Re:hmmm... on How to Turn A Music Lover to Piracy · · Score: 1


    Depends on whether you use an atomic clock or one operated by gravity. The above figure is about right for atomic years, but 6000 is gravity measurement.

    Gravity measurement? Could you point me to some reading on this?

  21. Re:An etymological question on How to Turn A Music Lover to Piracy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Back the early 80's there was an infamous BBS named "Pirate Harbor". The misuse of the term wasn't new then.

  22. Re:hmmm... on How to Turn A Music Lover to Piracy · · Score: 4, Insightful


    What? Music has always been data.

    That's right. Way back in Vienna, before their falling out, Prince-Archbishop Colloredo would pay Mozart rather well for his data.

  23. Where's Creationism? on How Scientific Paradigms Relate · · Score: 1, Interesting


    Where on that map do I find papers published by the Creationism/Intelligent Design kooks? Oh right, it's not science.

  24. Re:Your "God" is a prick, so suck it, fundamentali on Hummer Greener Than Prius? · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Some people have no sense of humour. Make fun of their late-Iron Age fairy tales and they get pissed off.
    Good time to change my sig. How's this one look? :)

  25. Re:Your "God" is a prick, so suck it, fundamentali on Hummer Greener Than Prius? · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Heheh, great post! I see the Christian Taliban have plenty of mod points today.

    Smear your shit on the beard of Jesus