while it would theoretically take thousands of years to brute force it, random chance has them guess the right sequence on the first try (it could happen).
I came up with this theory in college, that if you throw your keys at the door an infinite number of times, the correct key will inevitably insert itself correctly into the keyhole, engage the tumblers, and open the door. This has not happened yet.
Also please note: do not try this with your car.
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All I need now is google underwear that twitters for me with real time gps tracking so I know where I went.
Really. If you wanted to, you *could* ride in to work, but as with any change, there are barriers to entry.
(Yes, I've lived in Texas. Yes, I've ridden my bike to work on a regular basis, and often do, though I escaped TX.)
I was hesitant as well. When I was a contractor for a large bank, you think I wanted to show up like a sweaty hog? You think I wasn't afraid of those crazy Texas drivers in their enormous cars?
But I did it anyway. Buy some odor-free (and aloe-free!) baby wipes. Voila, instant shower-in-a-bathroom. Buy a messenger bag and fold your clothes. You can make it happen if you really want to. I found I didn't even need coffee on the mornings I rode in.
But nobody can help you if you throw up all these barriers yourself. If you don't want to ride to work, that's fine. But you COULD ride your bike to work. You just don't want to.
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You're not a douche, you're an asshole. Also, fuck you. ;)
Fixed that for you.
while it would theoretically take thousands of years to brute force it, random chance has them guess the right sequence on the first try (it could happen).
I came up with this theory in college, that if you throw your keys at the door an infinite number of times, the correct key will inevitably insert itself correctly into the keyhole, engage the tumblers, and open the door. This has not happened yet. Also please note: do not try this with your car.
All I need now is google underwear that twitters for me with real time gps tracking so I know where I went.
There, fixed that for you.
Candidates for such a tag include: "bs" "decade" "neverhappen" but I know we can find the right one in ten years or less if we just work together.
How about "DukeNukemForever"?
only SchrÃdinger's Cat knows for sure. :-/
Dead cats are funny. Talking cats are *more* funny. Which one we get when we open that box will determine how this comment gets modded.
Really. If you wanted to, you *could* ride in to work, but as with any change, there are barriers to entry. (Yes, I've lived in Texas. Yes, I've ridden my bike to work on a regular basis, and often do, though I escaped TX.) I was hesitant as well. When I was a contractor for a large bank, you think I wanted to show up like a sweaty hog? You think I wasn't afraid of those crazy Texas drivers in their enormous cars? But I did it anyway. Buy some odor-free (and aloe-free!) baby wipes. Voila, instant shower-in-a-bathroom. Buy a messenger bag and fold your clothes. You can make it happen if you really want to. I found I didn't even need coffee on the mornings I rode in. But nobody can help you if you throw up all these barriers yourself. If you don't want to ride to work, that's fine. But you COULD ride your bike to work. You just don't want to.
Quite possibly the first time in history that a joke became MORE funny after being explained. Kudos.
See: Brazil
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088846/.