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  1. Re:Wait, wait; on Egypt to Copyright Pyramids and Sphynx · · Score: 1

    Sweet, I want to Copyright the numbers 1 and 0. I'll only charge $0.00001 each time they are used. . .

  2. Re:Why are frieghters still manned? on Robots To Control Oil Drilling Platforms · · Score: 1

    Yeah, robotic pirates. . . .

  3. Re:Dumbest video ever on Jingle Bells Played With Graphics Card, Santa Wonders Why · · Score: 1

    Mentos & Diet Coke?

  4. Re:mutant plants? on Palau May Get Satellite Power In the Next Decade · · Score: 1

    Hmmmmm,.radiation. . . isolated Pacific island. . . . GODZIRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

  5. Re:Digital TVs.. lightbulbs.. on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess you'll have to throw those out too. . . . and buy new ones!!! It's a beautiful circle, isn't it?

  6. Re:An Exploding Star? Cool! on Supernova Detonates In Empty Space · · Score: 1

    So, if a star goes Supernova in the middle of intergalactic space and nobody observes it. . . did it really happen?

  7. Nineteen more versions. . . on REEM-B, New Humanoid Robot Announced · · Score: 1

    And it will be designated the "REAM-U". . . . (not that there is anything wrong with that)

  8. Re:2 seconds of research reveals... on How We Might Have Scramjets Sooner than Expected · · Score: 1

    What's the matter Colonel Sanders. . . . .Chicken?

  9. Finally!! on A Child's View of the OLPC · · Score: 2, Funny

    All of those third world kids will finally get up off their butts and away from their Xbox 360's and Playstation 3's!!!!

  10. Re:Delivery vehicles on Boeing 12,000lb Chemical Laser Set to Fry Targets · · Score: 1

    Too bad the Allies didn't target large flammable facilities, like oil storage and refining. That would have lead to large fuel shortages and (among other things) a significant weakening of the Luftwaffe. This would have allowed more and more of our bombers to get thru to targets and allow unfettered close air support of our ground troops. . . . Possibly even British daylight bombing? . . . Naahhhh, hindsight is 20/20. . .

  11. Re:I'm thinking not on Boeing 12,000lb Chemical Laser Set to Fry Targets · · Score: 1

    Yup, that group of guys wearing shiny armor stands out REALLY well on Low-Light TV. . . . . . I think that the people who believe it's wrong for us to win wars should go live somewhere they can be on the losing side. . .

  12. Re:Cool but... on Boeing 12,000lb Chemical Laser Set to Fry Targets · · Score: 1

    The bastards are peaceful after they're dead. . .

  13. Re:Why? on Graph Shows Fraud in Russian Elections · · Score: 1

    Emperor Palpatine has dissolved the Senate . . . Now fear. . . fear of this battle station will keep the local systems in line. . .

  14. Re:30-50% is more like it on Football Field-Sized Kite Powers Latest Freighter · · Score: 1

    . . .. . .But maybe they've got a robotic, computerized control system that can eliminate that problem. . . And if those robots should take over the ship?? . .
  15. Re:Competition is good on Intel, Microsoft Despised the XO Laptop · · Score: 1

    Today, Microsoft and Intel announced a joint $45 billion purchase of real estate in front of every major retail store and mall in America. A spokeswomen from the Salvation Army was asked how this action by the computer giants would affect their operations. "Well, obviously we rely on our Christmas fundraiser for our entire annual budget. This will put us into bankruptcy in a few short months." "We can only speculate that this is retaliation for our One Laptop Per Drunk or Drug-Addicted Indigent Person (OLPDDIP) program we started in the spring."

  16. Re:But can it Warn Sailors of icebergs? on New Software Could Warn Sailors of Rogue Waves · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only rogue icebergs. . .

  17. Living forever?? on Stem-Cell-Like Cells Produced From Skin · · Score: 1

    . . Look at what happened to the Brunnen-G . . .http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunnen-G . .

  18. Re:Vacuum tubes are easier than transistors on DIY CPU Demo'd Running Minix · · Score: 1

    You better allocate funds to hire some troops. . . they'll try to burn you at the stake for being a wizard. . . (or build a bridge out of you)