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Boeing 12,000lb Chemical Laser Set to Fry Targets

coondoggie writes "Boeing this week completed work on and installed a 12,000-pound chemical laser in a C-130H aircraft. Boeing's Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL) which is being developed for the Department of Defense, will destroy, damage or disable targets with little to no collateral damage, supporting missions on the battlefield and in urban operations."

625 comments

  1. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But, can you use it to make popcorn?

    1. Re:Hmm. by Yoozer · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean, "will it fit on a frickin' shark?"

    2. Re:Hmm. by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Take a non-imaginary smart guy to find out.

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    3. Re:Hmm. by evanbd · · Score: 4, Funny

      You misunderstand. C-130H is the designation for the new, genetically engineered, giant sharks.

    4. Re:Hmm. by Monkeys!!! · · Score: 1

      If its anything like this then yes you can but you would get into a lot of trouble.

    5. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hate to disappoint you but an Aegis cruiser doesn't use a 'sweeping' radar. It uses the far more advanced AN/SPY-1 system. Rather than looking like a mesh antenna, it looks hexagonal pads. There's no way even a complete idiot could confuse them so the story is entirely made up.

    6. Re:Hmm. by markov_chain · · Score: 0

      Just aim at cornfield near you :)

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    7. Re:Hmm. by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Darn, someone beat me to a Real Genius reference. One of the best geek movies, up there with Sneakers.

    8. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      No, but you can use it to torture whole villages full of 'insurgents', or anyone else who is stopping us getting our hands on their oil....

      I didn't think our world image could get worse. I was wrong...

    9. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Boo-hoo, Nancy-boy.

    10. Re:Hmm. by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Think of it as a recoilless cannon. At 12000 lbs you could probably mount a lot of firepower on the plane instead.

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    11. Re:Hmm. by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More like, it becomes possible to destroy a missile launcher even when the Hamassholes have hidden them among their own civilians.

      -jcr

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    12. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it comes with a 500 mile power cord to keep it connected with the wall socket.

    13. Re:Hmm. by dintech · · Score: 1

      That's no shark...

    14. Re:Hmm. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      supporting missions on the battlefield and in urban operations.
      "Urban operations?" Are they planning to use a 12000lb chemical laser for crowd control? Shit, I guess they're expecting a lot of people to start misbehaving soon.
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    15. Re:Hmm. by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Funny
      Are they planning to use a 12000lb chemical laser for crowd control?



      "Crowd ? What crowd, sir ?"

    16. Re:Hmm. by bocaJWho · · Score: 2

      It's a space station!

    17. Re:Hmm. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So those crop circles were nothing but the US military testing that weapon to study its viability as a popcorn maker (and the wind later blew the resulting popcorn away), and to cover it all up, they made it circles so we'd blame the aliens.

      Figures. Just like our politicians. Whenever something bad happens, from unemployment to crime rates, put the blame on those illegal aliens...

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    18. Re:Hmm. by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Troll

      What do you think the total control and surveillance is about? Terrorism? Domestic "terrorism", if anything.

      Notice how it all became the craze after the Paris riots? When politicians noticed that sooner or later something like that will become the problem of every town if we continue to make the rich richer and the poor poorer. Because, well, to get richer after you have ripped off every penny from those that have already nothing, you have to create more poor and push those in the middle further down.

      Face it, your politicians are scared shitless of you. And if we continue like this, they are with good reason.

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    19. Re:Hmm. by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

      [sarcasm]

      Political liberty is a necessary (tolerated) evil until such time that the security infrastructure be perfected. This is merely part of the process of perfecting said infrastructure. Only troublemakers believe that every human being has dignity and inherent worth.

      [/sarcasm]

      5H4L0M

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    20. Re:Hmm. by Silverstrike · · Score: 1

      Oh man, tell me someone else knows what he's referencing. I'm on 24, I can't POSSIBLY be THAT old:

      http://imdb.com/title/tt0089886/

    21. Re:Hmm. by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Troll

      If the current government considers me a troublemaker, it only tells me I'm on the right track.

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    22. Re:Hmm. by Markspark · · Score: 0, Troll

      yeah, and it's a nice way to spend shitloads of cash, and then refusing to sign any environment-treaties..
      thank you very much USA, we love you alot!

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    23. Re:Hmm. by MrNougat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Real Genius > Austin Powers

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    24. Re:Hmm. by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Of course not! Show some respect!

      They will mount their invention, the "LASER" on their "DEATH STAR" and kill you unless you give them "One Million Dollars"!

    25. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the 'poor' in Paris (it's stretching the term anyway, they're fed & housed at taxpayer expense) are just too fucking lazy to work.

    26. Re:Hmm. by Elemenope · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, asshole. Way to ruin a perfectly good and entertaining story with facts. Seriously, who raised you? I wanna know, so I know who to blame for all the crying children who no longer believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and good war stories. You make me sick. Way to not support the troops, commie!

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    27. Re:Hmm. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Boeing's Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL) which is being developed for the Department of Defense, will destroy, damage or disable targets with little to no collateral damage, supporting missions on the battlefield and in urban operations.

      More like, it becomes possible to destroy a missile launcher even when the Hamassholes have hidden them among their own civilians.

      Isn't that great. Assuming widespread deployment of course, our military won't really have any excuse for killing large numbers of civilians in a war zone. Our military never should have gotten a free pass on this to begin with, but with this technology they should get even more scrutiny. As a society that feels we need the occasional war, we need to take a hard line on "collateral damage." We need to have target metrics for acceptable levels of collateral damage and we need to hold our military leaders accountable for exceeding them.

      Do you think [insert number of civilians your favorite study thinks got killed by us in Iraq] is acceptable? Why? How about ten times that amount? Certainly there is some number that would make you feel nauseous and fearful that this was all being done in your name? Every business has target numbers for sales and losses and our military has goals for advancement and acceptable troop losses on the battlefield, so why would we let them not have targets for this? We must hold our military accountable, and if this laser makes it so much easier for us to only hit the enemy, then the number of civilians killed in future wars sure as hell better be a lot lower than we're seeing now.
    28. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...that also fly...

    29. Re:Hmm. by pryoplasm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Isn't that great. Assuming widespread deployment of course, our military won't really have any excuse for killing large numbers of civilians in a war zone.
      This is not a large number of civillians. For instance, there are still Iraqi civillians, meaning we fell short of genocide
      Our military never should have gotten a free pass on this to begin with, but with this technology they should get even more scrutiny.
      No military has a free pass on civillian casualties. The laws of war, or the law of armed conflict http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_war/
      As a society that feels we need the occasional war, we need to take a hard line on "collateral damage." We need to have target metrics for acceptable levels of collateral damage and we need to hold our military leaders accountable for exceeding them.
      Americans and the Brittish have done worse in the past, along with several other countries throughout history. Might I remind you of the firebombing of Dresden in World War II
      Do you think [insert number of civilians your favorite study thinks got killed by us in Iraq] is acceptable? Why? How about ten times that amount? Certainly there is some number that would make you feel nauseous and fearful that this was all being done in your name?
      No. No amount of civillian deaths is acceptable. It is the responsibility of the people and the leaders to protect their people. Were there actions the Iraqis in charge could have taken in order to prevent this? Yes, there were ultimatums and sanctions in place before the country was invaded. There was more process to it than just, well, its Tuesday so lets invade....*throws a dart on a map* ....Uzbekistan
      We must hold our military accountable, and if this laser makes it so much easier for us to only hit the enemy, then the number of civilians killed in future wars sure as hell better be a lot lower than we're seeing now.
      Military members are held responsible. If you personally know of a Law of War violation, I highly suggest you report it.

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    30. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. What's this about Santa?

    31. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much all of what we're doing in iraq is "urban operations". The last time it was a battlefield was in Fallujah. Think of it as a way to take out exactly one house at a time. And of course we'll never point our target designators at the wrong house, no sir, it's just those darn bombs that drift off course, and that's why we need another twenty beeelion dollars to develop this weapon! Won't someone please think of the poor defense contractors?!

    32. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, learn how to use commas properly... the splices burn my retinas

    33. Re:Hmm. by heelrod · · Score: 1

      Say "Boeing" out loud

    34. Re:Hmm. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All the techniques ever used to make men moral have been themselves thoroughly immoral... (Nietzsche)

      NICE quote.

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    35. Re:Hmm. by fuzzix · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. C-130H is the designation for the new, genetically engineered, giant sharks.

      Bring back the megalodon!
    36. Re:Hmm. by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      NICE quote.

      Thanks.

      Some mods apparently can't tell when a guy is kidding. Flamebait? Sheesh.

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    37. Re:Hmm. by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Next time, use smilies to help mods who are sarcasm-impared. ;)

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    38. Re:Hmm. by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      You mean the new, genetically engineered, cloned, fluorescent, giant sharks.

    39. Re:Hmm. by Sczi · · Score: 0

      the commas look fine to me.. maybe you meant to complain about lack of hyphen in the middle adjective phrase?

    40. Re:Hmm. by Dan+Yocum · · Score: 1

      The chemical they use is very rare and highly unstable. Just like you, Kent.

    41. Re:Hmm. by ijakings · · Score: 0

      Military members are held responsible. If you personally know of a Law of War violation, I highly suggest you report it.
      How about the couple of instances relatively recently where American bombers have bombed British Tanks, clearly and distinctively showing the friendly signs, and the Pilots being recorded noticing these sings and asking what they were. It happened not once but twice recently in similar circumstances. Coroners and investigators conclude that it was willful negligence yet does the US army release the soldiers to testify? Hell No, it does whatever the hell it wants whenever the hell it wants. These pilots were not held responsible for an obvious cockup of them not knowing what the hell they were doing.

      Clearly one of the most dangerous places to be in modern warfare is on the same side as Americans.
    42. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didnt think killing innocent civilians was something that bothered the Israeli army at all.

      The the only people they consider "civilians" are other Israelis. You are lucky if they consider anyone else to even be "people".

    43. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha! That crowd, Sir? It's only *half* what it used to be!

    44. Re:Hmm. by Elemenope · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess so. Or, perhaps I'm just not funny...that could be it, too. ;)

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    45. Re:Hmm. by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Yes. They're ill-tempered, too.

    46. Re:Hmm. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Military members are held responsible.

      Sure, they'll receive a hard slap on the wrists and a very stern talking-to. Maybe even a dishonorable discharge. Anything more severe will only happen if it's politically opportune or really unavoidable (i.e. they've committed really depraved atrocities instead of just regular ones).

    47. Re:Hmm. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Forget all this shark crap, we should be doing Big Honking Death Ray jokes.

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    48. Re:Hmm. by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      "Urban operations?" Are they planning to use a 12000lb chemical laser for crowd control? Shit, I guess they're expecting a lot of people to start misbehaving soon.

      Crowd control? No.

      The AC130 has several weapons ranging from a 105mm canon down to a M240 machine gun. However, none of these weapons are very good in urban environments as they tend to break not just the target, but everything around it. This weapon is much better for urban warfare as it only destroys the target (and maybe that on the ground about a meter behind the target) only. There is no "splash damage" to the surrounding buildings, vehicles or people.

      So, if anything this is the exact opposite of crowd control as it would do little good against a large area target, such as a crowd.

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    49. Re:Hmm. by NeuralSpike · · Score: 1

      Val Kilmer unavailable for comment.

    50. Re:Hmm. by encoderer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I think you'd have more of a point if so many of this civies weren't killed by their countrymen.

      And yes, I know that we "started it." But that's a little irrelevent.

      I mean, MANY innocent civies have been killed by Saddam and his regime and there's no reason to think that was going to stop. And, no matter what, they day was approaching when Saddam relinquished power. Whether he died, was overthrown in a coup, was just too frail, whatever, eventually (and probably measured in years and not decades) he would've been out of the picture and a quick look at the political climate there should convince anyone that it wouldn't exactly be a peaceful transfer of power.

      There's also something to be said about being complicit and complacent. Just because many of these civilians weren't taking up arms against us, it doesn't mean that they wouldn't at a future time. And even more important, how many of them kept their mouths shut about neighbors and family members who WERE actively fighting us? How many of them were aiding and abetting the insurgents? And for those that weren't actively aiding insurgents, why weren't they actively opposing them?

      So, really, it's very hard to say how many "innocent civies" were killed. It's hard to get a reliable number of deaths to begin with. But even once you do, you must subtract those that would've died anyway, and then subtract those that were killed by insurgents and not by the Coalition, and then subtract those that were complicit and complacent in the insurgency.

    51. Re:Hmm. by encoderer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I do want to just go "on the record" and say that I'm 100% against the Iraq war and I was from day one. I'm probably the most enthuiastic democrat you've ever met. Four years ago I quit my comfy job sitting in my aeron writing software to drive to New Hampshire and work for the Dean for America web team. It was hellish hours and a pittance of a salary but also, hands-down, the very best thing I've ever done.

      I'm not defending Bush or the military. I'm just defending truth. The anti-war movement shouldn't try to use propaganda about how many innocents were killed. We sneer at Bush for HIS propaganda. We should be above that.

    52. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Bush! The Bastard!!!

    53. Re:Hmm. by afidel · · Score: 1

      Sorry but I rather think a 12,000lb laser will be a little more powerful than the cannons and howitzer on the current C130 gunship (the AC-130H/U Spectre) against many targets. Now against small soft targets you'd probably prefer the cannons but there is definitely a class of targets for this platform including targets conventional weapons couldn't pray to hit like a field ballistic missile in midflight.

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    54. Re:Hmm. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Well you certainly wouldn't use a laser with very high energy, very low firing time, and pin point accuracy as a weapon would you?

      The potential for such a device is unlimited- digging canals, popping popcorn...

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    55. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they aren't. They're planning on using it for things such as terrorists/insurgents holed up in urban or culturally significant sites.

      They can take them out with minimal to no collateral damage.

      A former member of the ATL software team posting anonymously for the obvious reason.

    56. Re:Hmm. by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Real Genius > Austin Powers

      Pretty much anything > Austin Powers. Seriously. I can't be the only person around here that hated those movies. Can I?

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    57. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Americans and the Brittish have done worse in the past, along with several other countries throughout history. Might I remind you of the firebombing of Dresden in World War II"

      Three things about that - 1) World War 2 was a WAR, not an unprovoked and illegal occupation 2) The Dresden bombing was part of a like-for-like retaliation action provoked by the various Nazi bombing campaigns over England and 3) The Dresden bombing was as nothing compared to the utterly unnecessary Nagasaki war crime, the multitude of Vietnam war crimes and the continuing American war crimes in Iraq.

    58. Re:Hmm. by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      This just in - fratricide happens. You know that really dumb guy? no no, think of the dumbest person you know. yes, him, inevitably, there will be someone like him in the military. and he will probably find a way to - trip as he throws his grenade, turn as he shoots his rifle, flinch as he pulls the trigger, completely miss the fact that you're wearing the same uniform as him, etc. Most people in the military are well trained and skilled at what they are paid to do. But it only takes one dumb guy to screw it up. Fratricide has always been a problem. Not because "people get away with it" but because mistakes happen. Unfortunately these mistakes usually involve lethal ordinance. Coalition fighting has only made fratricide even worse. In addition to recognizing all of your own units you are now required to recognize the units of all of the other suckers roped into this conflict. That doesn't excuse their mistake; I'm just trying to put it into context here.

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    59. Re:Hmm. by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

      what if they paint it with chrome or install rounded mirrors on the missle? Wouldn't the laser bounce off?

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    60. Re:Hmm. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      And yes, I know that we "started it." But that's a little irrelevent.

      I mean, MANY innocent civies have been killed by Saddam and his regime and there's no reason to think that was going to stop. I think the people who's lives have become so much worse(or over) than when Saddam was in power don't find this irrelevant. Not even a little.
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    61. Re:Hmm. by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Real Genius > The Beatles > Jesus

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    62. Re:Hmm. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Like all science, it must answer first to God. Oh, and another thing, STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!

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    63. Re:Hmm. by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      There's no way even a complete idiot could confuse them

      Huh? I'm so confused!

      -mcgrew

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    64. Re:Hmm. by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1

      Yes, there were ultimatums and sanctions in place before the country was invaded. There was more process to it than just, well, its Tuesday so lets invade....*throws a dart on a map* ....Uzbekistan Sure, like "Show us your WMDs or else we will invade". Never mind that they didn't actually have any WMDs and repeatedly told the US as much.


      How would you react to an ultimatum that was impossible to comply with? I do agree that there was more process than throwing a dart, but unfortunately the American public is not privy to the real process or the true end goals.

    65. Re:Hmm. by sm62704 · · Score: 1
      You kids...

      I didn't think our world image could get worse. I was wrong...
      Just when you thnk things can't possibly get any worse, they always do.

      -mcgrew

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    66. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hamassholes

      Homohammed FTW!!!

    67. Re:Hmm. by shmlco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I mean, MANY innocent civies have been killed by Saddam and his regime and there's no reason to think that was going to stop. ... a quick look at the political climate there should convince anyone that it wouldn't exactly be a peaceful transfer of power."

      And which leads us to the question: so what? What you've said could apply to any of a dozen or more nation-states throughout Africa and the rest of the world. But for some reason we're not engaged in a war defending the citizenry in any of those other countries...

      You've apparently drank the Bush Kool-Aid. First, we needed to invade Iraq because of presumed links to Al-Qaeda (false), then it was their nuclear ambitions and biologcal weapons programs (none), and then finally it came down to the fact that Saddam was a "bad" man and we needed to "protect" his people and bring the burning touch of democracy to them. With capitalism coming along for the ride.

      Obtaining the rights to new oil blocks and clearing the way to restructing Iraq's Production Sharing Contracts to benefit US-based corporations had nothing to do with it, of course. Nor did the fact that we were in a slump and a nice little war always has a way of fueling the economy, while incidentally providing nice profits for those involved. Or the fact that Bush felt he needed to prove his manhood and the power of the US to others in the region, in the process accomplishing what his father failed to do in a previous little war.

      Shock and awe, indeed.

      A previous little war, one might also mention, that was also done in a noble effort to protect the nation of Kuwait from outside aggression. While also safeguarding a few oil fields, refineries, ports, and so on. Hardly worth mentioning, really.

      Or to translate: It's the oil, stupid.

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    68. Re:Hmm. by encoderer · · Score: 1

      And I think that the people who's lives have gotten so much better than when Saddam was in power find exactly the opposite. Especially considering they (shia & kurds) are the huge majority of the population.

    69. Re:Hmm. by encoderer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I stopped reading after I reached "Bush Kool-Aid"

      First, stop being so arrogant. You don't KNOW that you're right. You merely THINK you are. That applies to all of us. Remember that.

      Second, if you'd have taken the time to read the replies to my original post, you'd have seen that just a minute after I posted, I added on to it. If you'd have read that, you'd have seen why I find your post so completely amusing.

      I know, expecting somebody to actually read on slashdot is sometimes outrageous. But in this case, it was nothing but your own time and energy wasted.

    70. Re:Hmm. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      And I think that the people who's lives have gotten so much better than when Saddam was in power Yeah, anarchy and daily explosions ARE an improvement! The destroyed sewers really add a quaint touch to the place it was lacking before...
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    71. Re:Hmm. by Abreu · · Score: 1

      First, stop being so arrogant. You don't KNOW that you're right. You merely THINK you are. That applies to all of us. Remember that. When I don't KNOW something, I investigate reliable sources. Unfortunately for you and your argument, most reliable sources agree with shmlco.

      And no, news sources from the USA do not count as reliable when the USA is one of the parties in conflict. Neither is Al-Jazeera et. al., for the same reasons.
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    72. Re:Hmm. by encoderer · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. Your dogma isn't going to win any debate here.

      Are some peoples lives better now than they were before? Yes.
      Are some peoples lives worse now than they were before? Yes.
      Does one outweigh the other? I have no idea, and you don't either, so quit pretending like you do.

    73. Re:Hmm. by Xentor · · Score: 1

      You were doomed from the start. If you posted fast enough to beat him, you would have set off the motion detectors.

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    74. Re:Hmm. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Nope your not. I hate them with a passion.

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    75. Re:Hmm. by encoderer · · Score: 0

      I have no idea what you're talking about. I really don't think you do, either.

      Tell me: What is my "argument?"

      What is my position on the war?

      What is my position on Bush?

      I stopped reading "shmlco" about 20 words in because in that short time he showed no grasp of my point of view. I'm not going to waste my time arguing with the ignorant. Which is why i suspect this will be the last time in this thread that I reply to one of your posts.

    76. Re:Hmm. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      The Aegis doesn't use a mechanically sweeping radar. It uses a phased array, where the beam is steered electronically. It's still swept. Nor does the story go into specifics of what the radar array looks like.

      I still have my doubts about the story, but the point you raise is irrelevant.

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    77. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, stop being so arrogant. You don't KNOW that you're right. You merely THINK you are. That applies to all of us. Remember that.
      Dude, this is the single most awesome troll line I've ever read. Seriously.

      Usually when I'm sitting at home alone eating doritos and craving attention, I'll find some subjective point in another person's argument and twist it up with the classic "that's just your opinion" troll. Or if a person has used irrefutable facts, I'll just lie. But on most iraq or truther or creationism debates, blatant lying becomes very obvious very quickly, and soon even the most clueless idiots figure out what I'm doing. It's in my best interest to move the debate quickly back to the subjective and emotional domain, where everyone reading knows I'm wrong, but I'm not required to provide any easily-contradicted facts to back up my argument. Everyone loves to prove a troll wrong, but no-one wants to reasarch. Booooring!

      But never in my wildest dream did I imagine it was possible to reply to an irrefutable fact with "you don't know that fact is true. It's just your opinion that it's true!" You've moved trolling to a whole new level. It's possible to make any argument subjective!

      Thank you.
    78. Re:Hmm. by triffid_98 · · Score: 1
      Yes, but we don't need C130 laser systems to deal with them. What did you think the 'Active Denial System' was for anyway? Your tax dollars at work, just not for you.

      Domestic "terrorism", if anything. Notice how it all became the craze after the Paris riots? When politicians noticed that sooner or later something like that will become the problem of every town if we continue to make the rich richer and the poor poorer. Because, well, to get richer after you have ripped off every penny from those that have already nothing, you have to create more poor and push those in the middle further down.
    79. Re:Hmm. by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Nope your not. I hate them with a passion."

      quoth Lord Apathy. ;)

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    80. Re:Hmm. by the_ridd1er · · Score: 1

      Real Genius anyone? 'Ick' Ikagami: It worked! Now if we can just keep it from exploding! Kent: Explo-? Chris Knight: Hey Ick, you were just kidding about exploding, right? Ick? It's a joke, right?

    81. Re:Hmm. by nunyadambinness · · Score: 1

      When I don't KNOW something, I investigate reliable sources


      Then why are you wrong?

      And why do you think saying things lie "drank the Bush Kool-aid" does anything other than destroy any credibility you might have gained through meticulous research?

      Oh right, because you were lying about the "investigate reliable sources" part.
    82. Re:Hmm. by darkshadow · · Score: 1
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    83. Re:Hmm. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      I agree with your statement that we shouldn't spread propaganda, but sometimes truthful statements that are neither misleading nor inflammatory might be viewed as worse than they really are.

      For example, I took great pains to not list a number of Iraqi civilians killed and I also took great pains not to list the number, or ratio of combatants to non-combatants I think would be acceptable. I simply said that there is a number that's too high and we should come up with targets to avoid hitting those numbers.

      We may disagree about what those numbers should be, but I emphatically reject the notion that "everything we're doing is legal, so the number of non-combatant casualties we have right now is ok." In fact, it may (or may not) be legal and it may (or may not) be moral, but you won't really know that if you refuse to scrutinize the situation. It may be legal to drop a bomb that takes out an apartment building mostly filled with non-combatant in order to kill a handful of combatants, but if the same thing could be reasonably handled without killing most of those non-combatants, then it is immoral and indefensible to drop that bomb. In a war zone you cant study every bomb case-by-case, but you can make targets, and if those targets are exceeded, you can certainly ask "why?".

      I don't think any of this has anything to do with propaganda. It's a call for an examination of our practices and for an definition of what we would like our practices to be. If someone wishes that this wasn't examined, a reasonable person should do what reasonable people always do when people around them avoid examination of the evidence. They should ask that person why they're avoiding the truth, and they should try all the harder to uncover it.

    84. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just bitter because they made you look like the bad guy, Dr. Evil.

    85. Re:Hmm. by encoderer · · Score: 0

      Let's first acknowledge that by and large, we're on the same side of this issue.

      My object to your rhetoric, though, is that you're placing objective "guidelines" (for lack of a better word) in a situation that really should be subjective.

      I personally believe that there is such a thing as a just war. And I believe that 'collateral damage' is acceptable in a JUST war. And if we protest Iraq based on this issue, it opens the argument up to criticisms along these lines..

      Let's say that we have to take out a brutal dictator. Imagine it's a worldwide moral imperative, like defeating Hitler. There's bound to be collateral damage. So, why not protest? After all, if the argument here is that we're losing innocents in Iraq, and if that's a good argument against war, then it will have to apply everywhere, right? Every life is equal.

      Of course, Iraq is NOT a just war. So I see your point: That fact makes collateral damage less acceptable. But we don't need to argue collateral damage because Iraq is NOT A JUST WAR and that's a good enough reason to not be fighting it.

      And, to me, bringing up the "innocents" argument seems like nothing but an emotional appeal to manipulate people. In abstract terms, War is Necessary, Collateral Damage during war is unavoidable, and thus, collateral damage is necessary. To me, arguing against collateral damage is therefore just propaganda.

      Of course, there are many liberals who subscribe to the Kucinich "Department of Peace" ideals and I certainly respect that. But right now, in our world, the abstract concept of war is necessary, and, with our technology, collateral damage is unavoidable. Until one of those things changes.. which, of course, is what started this whole thread!

      This truly could be an awesome weapon.

      Now all we need to do is figure out how to set our phasers to stun :)

    86. Re:Hmm. by Markspark · · Score: 1

      yeah ofcourse, say say something impopular, like your environmental policies suck, and get modded into oblivion, well guess what, in Sweden, we dont burn any fossil fuels or coal for energy production.
      we do however use 90% fossil fuels in our transportation still, but seeing as the united states according to http://www.eia.doe.gov/environment.htmlDOE alone are responsible for 20.5% of the total world emissions of carbon dioxide, USA as a nation bear a huge responsibility, and whats most frightening, the biggest opposition to change.

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    87. Re:Hmm. by jcr · · Score: 1

      You're a little fuzzy on how that went down. Hunting down the WMDs was not the inspectors' job. It was Saddam's obligation to destroy them, and document having done so, not to play chicken and jerk the inspectors around. He was bluffing, and he bluffed his way to the gallows.

      -jcr

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    88. Re:Hmm. by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

      that article doesn't exist and aren't there infrared mirrors?

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    89. Re:Hmm. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If the current government considers me a troublemaker, it only tells me I'm on the right track.
      Opportunist, I'm sorry that some unhappy soul saw fit to mod your perfectly reasonable comments as "Troll". It seems that it's not only the government that sees you as a troublemaker, and yes, it does indicate that you're on the right track.

      And it's probably just some pissed off neocon who watched the Republican debate the other night. Really, it reminded me of one of the old "Karnack the Magnificent" bits:

      A: "A goon, a poltroon, a loon, a buffoon, a cartoon, and Ron Paul."
      Q: "Who's running for the 2008 GOP Presidential nomination?"
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    90. Re:Hmm. by Ravenscall · · Score: 1

      1) World War 2 was a WAR, not an unprovoked and illegal occupation

      And Dresden had about 0 tactical or strategic value.

      2) The Dresden bombing was part of a like-for-like retaliation action provoked by the various Nazi bombing campaigns over England and

      You realize you just argued two wrongs make a right.

      3) The Dresden bombing was as nothing compared to the utterly unnecessary Nagasaki war crime, the multitude of Vietnam war crimes and the continuing American war crimes in Iraq.

      Tragic and unnecessary as the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings were, the various firebombings in WWII Were much more horrific. More was destroyed, more people died, and the death tolls from Viet-Nam and Iraq don't even begin to compare with the horror and devastation the firebombings wreaked.

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    91. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that article doesn't exist
      Remove the trailing slash...

      and aren't there infrared mirrors?
      Huh?
    92. Re:Hmm. by A+Jew · · Score: 1

      this makes me a bit sick.

      I AM for the war in Iraq, but civilians shouldn't be killed. if the enemy is killing civilians, well , thats their crime to pay for. but we (ie America, the coalition) should do all thats possible not to kill civilians, as long as we don't risk our soldiers lives either. I'm talking about, say, evacuating all civilians from an area that's going to get some heat before the action starts, or giving them warning, time and an open rout to evacuate before going in to an area controlled by the enemy. even if it means the enemy might get away. maybe this isn't practical, but from my civilian point of view, that's how it should be.

    93. Re:Hmm. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      You're right, we can't avoid having collateral damage in a war. However, that doesn't mean that we should accept unlimited collateral damage. Sure, it's subjective, but who's making those subjective decisions? By what standard do they rate their performance?

      Pretend we're in a war with two fronts. One front is in Los Angeles. The other front is in a similar sprawling city in our enemy's country. The armies on both fronts are the same size. The guy ruling our enemies is evil, while his people are comparable to US citizens in the good/evil department.

      So my question is, is the same level of collateral damage acceptable on both fronts? Do we bomb the hell out of both regardless of consequences or do we do our damdest to precision strike on both fronts?

      My guess is that as soon as we had to shoot at enemy soldiers in our own back yards, all of sudden we'd care about collateral damage about as much as we care when a policeman misses a bad guy and hits a civilian by mistake. In other words, a lot. "Sure, collateral damage will happen," we'd say, "but you better do everything in your power to keep that number as low as you possibly can. And here, we'll give you a bunch of extra money and training so you can do everything possible to help the situation and we'll send people to jail if it looks like they're not being really, really careful about our citizens." Blackwater type situations would result in prison sentences at best.

      My sense is that we wouldn't push quite that hard on the second front. We'd shrug and shake our heads and say, "collateral damage is just unavoidable." The numbers would be higher and we just wouldn't care.

      In America, we try to protect ourselves as much as possible. We try really hard to see that only "bad guys" suffer. If we just followed that damned "golden rule" then I don't think I'd have much to say about this.

    94. Re:Hmm. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware that not everyone agrees with my political point of view. But the current government (not only that of the US, it's a global trend) runs directly against my personal preference. I prefer total freedom for the people (limited only where it cuts into the liberties of others) while I do actually accept certain regulations for businesses (to prevent the forming of cartels and enable true free market enterprise with the ideal of offering the same conditions to all competing parties).

      I'm fairly sure that the way our countries are currently run will lead towards more poor people, thus more envy, thus more crime. I, for one, would like to enjoy what I have without constant fear of someone breaking in. There are now two ways to keep people from choosing a criminal career. Either you restrict everyone's freedom to the point where nobody can move without being under surveillance, or by giving people enough to live that they don't think crime is the preferable way.

      History has shown us that if you increase the amount of poor people who don't have anything to lose past a critical mass, you have a revolution to deal with. France 1789 and Russia 1917 are just the most prominent examples. Currently, our governments try to avoid a repeat by total surveillance, by giving the people an uneasy feeling. This will work, for a while. But the result will just be more horrible than before when the pot explodes. More steam just results in a more violent explosion.

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    95. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You failed it.

    96. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real Genius > The Beatles > Jesus

      Real Genius > The Beatles > Jesus > elrous0

      There, fixed that for you ;)

    97. Re:Hmm. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The the only people they consider "civilians" are other Israelis. You are lucky if they consider anyone else to even be "people".

      Let's see what kind of attitude you would take if you lived in a country of ten million, surrounded by six hundred million that think you should be pushed into the sea.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    98. Re:Hmm. by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      The first one was very funny. For some reason in the sequels replaced all of the jokes with exaggerated body functions and 1/4 entendres.

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    99. Re:Hmm. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Interesting. How's he supposed to do this? Is he supposed to take a picture of the process of destroying all the WMDs he had already destroyed? If he does produce pictures for say, 1000 chemical warheads and says, "see, we destroyed all of 'em," and it really is all of 'em, would the US have been satisfied if, say, the US erroneously believed he had 2000 warheads? Does he write down, "I solemnly swear we don't have WMDs" and sign it? Do we have him jump in a river and if he sinks and drowns then we know he's telling the truth, but if he floats we know he's a lier and we invade?

      When the last UN inspectors showed up just before the invasion, the Iraqis took them all over the place and showed them lots of evidence of WMD destruction. They showed the UN inspector missiles that they thought were ok, but when the inspectors said they weren't they immediately started destroying them. The UN inspector told the United States that though there were some significant things that weren't accounted for, the evidence substantially showed that Iraq had gotten out of the WMD business.

      You need to look back over the news clippings before believing the Bush line that "they didn't prove it!" If the Iraqis showed a bunch of evidence and the UN inspector says it's not great, but it's pretty good, I'm not sure that counts as "bluffing your way to the gallows." The fact is that we didn't find these WMDs, so we know that both Saddam and the inspectors were substantially accurate. Saddam was a dick and a lier, but he wasn't lying about it this time. Saying that his lack of documentation is somehow responsible for our bullshit intelligence and our inability to trust the pro that WE sent in to verify the situation is kind of fucked up.

    100. Re:Hmm. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of people that are happy that Saddam is gone. He was not a nice guy. Despite this, you'd have to search very hard to find an Iraqi that thinks the current situation in Iraq is an acceptable alternative. They may say, "it'll be great after we get through this mess," but even if some personal lives are improved (say, by being released from prison w/torture), none of those people are going to say that the current state of their country is an improvement.

    101. Re:Hmm. by jcr · · Score: 1

      How's he supposed to do this?

      Basically the same way that Muammar Khaddafi did it.

      -jcr

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    102. Re:Hmm. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Note that Kaddafi was able to show that he shut down his nuclear program because he had one to shut down and he documented that process. Saddam, on the other hand, didn't have a nuclear program. It's much, much more difficult to prove that you shut down your nuclear program if you don't, in fact, have one to shut down. How do you prove that you don't have yellow cake uranium or that all those aluminum tubes were not bought uranium enrichment?

      Proving a negative is famously hard, but saying "prove it!" is very easy. We found no WMD programs when we showed up in Baghdad, and yet you're still acting like Saddam was somehow a liar when he told us he didn't have any. He showed quite a bit of evidence to the UN inspector and the inspector found it credible, but for some reason I'm still hearing you say that it was his fault for not showing evidence.

      Bottom line: When you accuse someone, they offer an alibi with supporting documents, and yet they're still thrown in jail, when DNA evidence proves them innocent you don't get to continue to act like it's somehow their fault they didn't make it believable enough. In reality, it's kinda your fault for not making a good assessment of the evidence in the first place. In our case we had bad intelligence and we jumped to wrong conclusions while we consistently ignored the evidence that others, like the UN inspector, had to offer. Saying it's Saddam's fault for somehow not convincing us is highly foolish.

    103. Re:Hmm. by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      I only saw the first one, a free corporate outing. I consider myself to have overpaid :-/

    104. Re:Hmm. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Saddam, on the other hand, didn't have a nuclear program

      Yes he did, and he admitted to it in the cease-fire agreement, which he violated.

      -jcr

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    105. Re:Hmm. by jcr · · Score: 1

      See here. Discussion of the nuclear program starts around 2:20.

      Also, see Richard Butler's book(ISBN 0297646001) for far more details on just how Saddam was obstructing the inspection process.

      -jcr

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    106. Re:Hmm. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Of course Butler had a hard time. Saddam kicked him out, violating UN resolutions in the process. While Butler was there, he was thwarted by Saddam every step of the way.

      But we sent another guy in later. After we started threatening war in 2002, Bush agreed to have the UN send another inspector, and Saddam agreed to receive him and give him access. That inspector, Hans Blix, also wrote a book called Disarming Iraq (ISBN 0375423028). He details how he largely got what he needed and he concluded that though not 100% sure, he was reasonably certain Iraq did not have WMDs. After the invasion, of coarse, he was proved right.

      You're right about the aborted nuke program. My bad. But they did abandon it pretty much like they said they did when they where all eager to come clean to avoid an invasion. We just didn't listen to what they had to say and what we did listen to we didn't believe.

      Yes, we listened to the first weapons inspector who was constantly being jerked around and was given little access. But why didn't we listen to the other one later on who had far better access at a time when Saddam was much more open in an effort to avoid a war? Our stated intent of sending Hans was to gather information about whether Saddam had WMDs, but when he made his report we ignored it.

      It's like sending someone that you believe to be reliable to go outside and see if it's raining. When he comes back to report that it is raining, you conclude that he's actually unreliable, largely because it conflicts with what you've already determined you want to do. As a result, you go outside without an umbrella and you get soaked. When you're shivering and you're trying to figure out who to blame, I can't help believing that it's your own damned fault.

    107. Re:Hmm. by chaoticzen · · Score: 1

      Hey Moron! If its about the oil then why do we have $3 a gallon oil, but Iraqis have $.30 a gallon oil? Why do we have a huge deficit? Why do we have to fight the whack-job Dems for money for the troops? If it was about the oil, we would be drowning in the Iraqi oil here at home, we would not have to worry about funding the war because the oil revenues would be funding the war. We could clean out our deficit with the oil we could get out of Iraq. BUT WE HAVE NOT! Why? Because the war is not about the oil. Please pull your head out and look at what you are really saying and how stupid it sounds. Do you think for a moment that if we really went in for the oil we would not have been seeing the benefits of it now? Where is the proof of the claim that war was for oil? Where is all this oil going? Where is the profiteering America is making from this oil? Just because you wish it to be true so you can say you hate America does not make it so.

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    108. Re:Hmm. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I agree with much of what you say, but I don't think most of the really serious crime is the result of people not having enough.

      The worst criminal offenders that worry me are of the "white collar" variety. They tend to ruin far more human lives than the other kind. Take the crooks from the Enron disaster. Tens of thousands of hard-working employees lost their entire retirement nest egg thanks to the behavior of a handful of very rich men. Those tens of thousands who lost everything had their futures taken away from them and they were stripped of everything they had worked for. And the top crook was fined a few tens of millions, after he had profited by billions, all thanks to his close friendship with the Bush crime family. When another $10,000,000,000.00 in US currency goes missing in Iraq, I can pretty much guarantee that the thieves are not some poor crooks who stole because they didn't have enough to eat. I wonder how many ghetto robberies would have to occur to equal ten billion dollars? And remember, this has happened more than once.

      The thugs who would push an old lady to the ground in order to take her purse and the $18.32 in it cannot compare to Ken Lay, the Bushes, and their enablers in terms of their actual threat to our lives and our way of life.

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    109. Re:Hmm. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Yes, we listened to the first weapons inspector who was constantly being jerked around and was given little access. But why didn't we listen to the other one later on who had far better access at a time when Saddam was much more open in an effort to avoid a war

      Because by that time, we had no reason to believe that Saddam would ever act in good faith. Remember, we're talking about a thug who had launched unprovoked attacks on two neighboring countries, and had not only obtained WMDs but had used poison gas against both Iranian soliders and his own civilian population. He signed up for certain obligations under the cease-fire after his troops were kicked out of Kuwait, and he routinely violated those promises.

      The dude bluffed his way to the gallows.

      -jcr

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    110. Re:Hmm. by master+control+progr · · Score: 1

      Because by that time, we had no reason to believe that Saddam would ever act in good faith.

      Umm, stop and consider that statement for a second in light of the charges that W had predetermined that he was going invade Iraq. In that case, why even bother with the pretense of sending weapons inspectors into Iraq at all?

      (Which is to say that the point you've made is probably not the one you intended...)

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    111. Re:Hmm. by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Hey Moron! Lookup the issues surrounding the rights to new oil blocks and the attempts to restructure Iraq's Production Sharing Contracts to benefit US-based corporations. And who is positioning to do the development and production and, as such, obtain the lion's share of the profits. Google is your friend, you know.

      These are world-stage events. Everyone is watching. You don't just move in and say "I've got dibs", and you don't just back up a supertanker into the dock and start filling it up.

      Secondly, check out the wage structure in Iraq in order to determine what prices may be. It also helps your costs if you're not shipping your raw product halfway around the world first. And while you're at it, take a peek at the record quarters continually being announced by Exxon-Mobil and congressional investigations into profiteering and price-gouging.

      And to quote Alan Greenspan, "I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to acknowledge what everyone knows: the Iraq war is largely about oil." Because if there are no WMDs and no ties to Al Qaeda and if after the first Gulf War Saddam lost his ability to project power in the region... then what, in your considered opinion, IS the war about? And as I pointed out, if it's just because Saddam is "bad" then why are we in Iraq and not Africa, where even worse atrocities are occurring?

      Finally, just to be clear: I don't hate America. King George and his oil-buddies, however...

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  2. "Supporting missions ... in urban environments" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa, that's bright!

    1. Re:"Supporting missions ... in urban environments" by Sanat · · Score: 2, Funny

      The goggles, they do nothing.

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  3. You'd think... by RufusFish · · Score: 1

    ... they'd go after Wal*Marts first. Or Target Frys.

    1. Re:You'd think... by deft · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You'd think... they'd go after Wal*Marts first. Or Target Frys."

      I think you have that backwards... they'd fry targets first.

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    2. Re:You'd think... by spicate · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I laughed, but I don't have any mod points.

    3. Re:You'd think... by jamesh · · Score: 5, Funny

      As they say, mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets...

    4. Re:You'd think... by PinkyDead · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One of the arguments as to why Civil (biased) is better than Mechanical: The mech gets paid for once for designing the weapon, but the civil gets paid twice, firstly to design the structure, then to tell you how to blow it up.

      I remember Sky News did an interview with a guy who worked for the Iraqi's to build their bunkers, and then during Gulf War I worked with the US as a consultant.

      Study Civil Engineering
      ???
      Profit
      ???
      Profit

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    5. Re:You'd think... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I know there's an "In Soviet Russia" joke in there somewhere, but I can't spot it.

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    6. Re:You'd think... by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      I think you have that backwards... they'd fry targets first.

      Should make Target stores rethink that logo. Would have to be tempting to melt that big 'ol bullseye. Look, no collateral damage!

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    7. Re:You'd think... by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      Well, their fry will be right on target. Wal-mart will be hit by accident.

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    8. Re:You'd think... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      . . . but everyone like Targets more than Walmarts *ducks*

    9. Re:You'd think... by Windom+Earle · · Score: 1

      One of the surprising things my dad once said in my youth was when he suggested we should get a cannon and shot at Target's sign across the parking log.

      He usually never came up with that sort of creative idea.

    10. Re:You'd think... by booch · · Score: 1

      I thought the difference between a Civil Engineer and Mechanical Engineer was that Civil Engineers can only add to 0. How hard can it be to make something NOT move?

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  4. Sharks with fricken' lasers by SKPhoton · · Score: 0

    I'll bet that in the original design, they painted it up as a shark and they mounted the fricken' laser on its fricken' head.

  5. So, How do you attach it to the shark? by Zymergy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
    Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
    Number Two: Sea Bass.
    Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
    Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
    Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
    Number Two: Absolutely.
    Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
    Mandatory: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/

    1. Re:So, How do you attach it to the shark? by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People really do get the reference of sharks with laser beams without all the quotage AND the link.

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    2. Re:So, How do you attach it to the shark? by Dakkus · · Score: 1

      Some do, some don't. I didn't.

    3. Re:So, How do you attach it to the shark? by Phydaux · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't remember Mandatory saying that.

    4. Re:So, How do you attach it to the shark? by cheater512 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be new here. :)

    5. Re:So, How do you attach it to the shark? by rjames13 · · Score: 1

      That was in the directors cut 15 disk DVD edition

    6. Re:So, How do you attach it to the shark? by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      People really do get the reference of sharks with laser beams without all the quotage AND the link.

      It's nice to have it in context every once in a while, as a reminder. I'd forgotten about the ill tempered sea bass part.

      It could be the start of a new extended meme:

      Scientist develops car mounted laser guidance system.
      Can it be mounted on a friggin' shark?
      Well, we've got sea bass
      MUTATED sea bass
      Are they ill tempered? Well, no. They're friendly, happy, mutated sea bass with frickin' lasers on their heads.
      They may not be vicious, but they sure taste good.

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    7. Re:So, How do you attach it to the shark? by sbillard · · Score: 1

      I'd forgotten about the ill tempered sea bass part

      How could anyone forget about the ill tempered sea bass? It was the best scene in "Dumb and Dumber".

    8. Re:So, How do you attach it to the shark? by svunt · · Score: 1

      No, I'm Ne....wait, I'm not that guy. Sorry, carry on.

  6. Cool but... by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder what the peaceful applications of this could be? It bothers me that so much money is spent on military technology having so many other issues that could be addressed. I'm guessing that soldering might be one good use, with a scaled down model but can't think of much else at the moment. On the other hand if they are going to research more ways to destroy stuff I'd like to see a true laser hand pistol...

    Oh, I almost forgot the meme: Sharks!

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    1. Re:Cool but... by Entropius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It bothers me that so much money is spent on military technology having so many other issues that could be addressed.

      This is why my sole criterion for voting in the next election is: who will cut the military budget the most?

      You can buy a *lot* with $500 billion a year, or even 20% of $500 billion a year. Tax cuts, medical research, a massive shift away from fossil fuels ($100 billion buys a *lot* of nuclear plants), education, improved infrastructure, Third World aid, whatever. We can have the debate about *which* useful thing to do with the money, but, for fuck's sake, do *something* useful with it other than piss it down the hole of the Pentagon.

    2. Re:Cool but... by brianosaurus · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah. Remote soldering. From 30,000 feet. Soldering your ass to a hole in the ground. The hole they burn into the ground while "soldering" your ass.

      Oh, right. PEACEFUL applications... Maybe as someone previously suggested, popping corn. Remotely. From 30,000 feet... popping corn straight up your...

      Oh yeah, right. Peaceful applications. I can't think of any.

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    3. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! As if the US of A powers that be (and I don't mean just the administration - they're merely the current puppets) actually want that.

      Mind, I don't disagree with your point... I just don't see it happening anytime soon.

    4. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a thought.

      If we stopped wanting to destroy stuff, then everyone else would also stop wanting to destroy stuff.

      This strikes me as a logical connection.

    5. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes more energy to create (machines, art, tools, PEACE, etc.) than to destroy. Some view this as an unwinnable situation, and hopefully there's others who view it as a challenge.

      All I know for sure is that peace will never exist if we never think it can. I.e., by thinking along the lines of "wars are inevitable."

      That said, slash the military budget, use the extra cash to at least attempt to teach those in the world that are exploited by destructive whackjobs how to use at least a little bit of reasoning to not settle problems with violence. Then maybe there'd be less war.

      Don't like it? Come up with a better solution. I triple dog dare you.

    6. Re:Cool but... by spamdog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Welcome to my friends list.

    7. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, that's just dandy if you're an American. But if you lived in Taiwan, South Korea or Israel, or Japan then America having the ability to shoot down ICBMs might come in handy.

      Because at the moment all those countries are menaced by a neighbour who is kept in check largely by the US. And all those neighbours either have or are very close to having ICBMs. And some of them are maybe crazy enough to threaten the US with those ICBMS or their neighbours. Now if the US can shoot them down there's much less incentive for them to do that. So missile defense is actually a geopolitical stabiliser.

      Come to think of it, even if you're in America it's far better that America is far ahead of any conceivable rival, because that deters them from a sprint to parity and then a Pearl Harbour style attack on the US or even engaging in brinksmanship and messing it up so that they end up swapping ICBMs with the US. Which would be far more expensive than current US defense policy, even ignoring the fact that millions of innocent people would die, many of them Americans.

      Most of these regimes seem to engage in brinksmanship with the US all the time. It seems likely that they view ICBMs as a tool to strengthen their hand, rather than just a defense to hunker down behind. And most of them have little or no understanding of US politics, so it's quite likely that they would miscalculate and get into a war with the US even if it were to make concessions to them. Arguably starting to make concessions to appease them would simply embolden then and make them start to demand things which the US cannot concede.

      So if I were you I'd vote to keep spending on defense. Come to think of it, the good old US military industrial complex will probably managed to get the dollars somehow regardless of how you vote.

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    8. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Would soldering Saddam's ass to the ground instead of invading Iraq count as a peaceful application?

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    9. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or rather... If that's the world you want your kids to grow up in...

      Do you tell them these things as well so the fear and hatred is passed on to the next generation?

    10. Re:Cool but... by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you're conflating is and ought. He is just being pragmatic. You are just burying your head in the sand and hoping for a magical land of pixies where the US can dismantle it's weapons and send the world flowers and everyone will suddenly get along just fine. Who wouldn't want that? I know i would. Trouble is, it ain't gonna happen like that. So in the mean time the least bloody solution is for the americans to keep (albeit hamfistedly) casting a shadow over all the upstart dictatorships. That's the difference between is and ought.

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    11. Re:Cool but... by jcr · · Score: 1

      In the best possible scenario, Saddam would have been shot by another Iraqi as soon as he deserved it, but it didn't work out that way.

      -jcr

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    12. Re:Cool but... by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, that's just dandy if you're an American. But if you lived in Taiwan, South Korea or Israel, or Japan then America having the ability to shoot down ICBMs might come in handy.


      No. It wouldn't. All of those countries live right next door to their enemies. An ICBM would hardly be necessary to inflict devastating damage upon any of them.

      North Korea has enough conventional artillery pointed at South Korea to level Seoul in a manner of minutes (and vice versa). China has a big enough army to march over Taiwan and Japan simultaneously, and would very likely win by sheer numbers alone without much of a fight.

      And attacking Israel is simply a bad idea. The response provoked by a nuclear attack upon Israel would be a hundred times more severe than the initial attack.
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    13. Re:Cool but... by KDR_11k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anti-nukes are not a stabilizer, they destroy the doctrine of MAD by allowing one side to use a nuclear strike without fear of retaliation. The only logical response for a country with nukes but no antinukes is to launch the nukes NOW and eliminate the antinuke country before it turns into a onesided nuclear war. Once both sides have antinukes the nuclear threat is neutralized and a conventional war becomes much more likely since neither country will face the risk of being annihilated by a nuclear strike. Without nukes the cold war wouldn't have stayed cold, nukes just make sure there is no possible gain in a war.

      Also wasn't the biggest problem with antinukes to actually target the warheads? A modern ICBM doesn't come down in one piece, there's a crapton of warheads, decoys and other debries up there and missing one warhead means the attack is successful.

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    14. Re:Cool but... by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      Well, that's just dandy if you're an American. But if you lived in Taiwan, South Korea or Israel, or Japan then America having the ability to shoot down ICBMs might come in handy

      Am I alone in thinking that the way forward for our species is to stop pointing weapons at each other?
      I mean, we immortalised Ramses the great's assault on Megiddo. Isn't it about time we learned from that experience and considered a future that didn't involve everyone we don't like dying?

    15. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US didn't want that, remember? The doctrine was to keep him in check and prevent the shi'ite militias who had control of practically the whole country from offing him the way they should have.

      A million casualties later and you still haven't learned.

    16. Re:Cool but... by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      A) Why would Japan, the second largest economy in the world, need to be under US patronage? If you not feeding your army you're feeding someone else's.

      B) Though denying Israel has it's own tactical nukes. And no one in that region has or planing to have any nukes.

      C) Concerning Taiwan, China is currently kept in check by economy NOT military.

      D) South Korea is the only place where real problems MAY occur. Though North Koreans are not really friendly, they are in no case stupid to start a war against a country that is backed by multiple other countries, that have already shown that WILL fight back. And let us remember North Korea has NO backing from any country, since USSR collapsed and China has no value in real backing.

    17. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and it seems like the US can win a missile technology race against Iran, North Korea or even China pretty much indefinitely. I.e. it can have a system which can shoot down any missiles they can build, probably from outside their airspace and outpace their R&D.

      And it's far cheaper to do this than to try to stop them getting nukes in the first place. The US has spent a fortune on anti proliferation, arguably including the Iraq war but certainly a lot of other stuff, and it seems to me to be a lost battle.

      Of course with a bit of luck China will liberalise and North Korea will get absorbed into South Korean in the long run. But you'll always have a few retard regimes stuck spending vast sums to make a few 1950's style ICBMs to cause havoc with, and my idea is that you let them do it, but make sure you can shoot down anything they could possibly build in the next couple of decades.

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    18. Re:Cool but... by jac89 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with China invading Taiwan and Japan is that the Chinese navy has far from the capabilities to move its huge army across to those island nations.

    19. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a spoiled suburban-ite complaining his life is boring.

      Military superiority is a stabalizing force on this planet in a similar way to how shows like "World's Best Police Chases!" discourage crime. If your adversary believes you to be unbeatable, he doesn't even try, saving money for both sides.

      I know you're just a brain dead hipster who like's to socially profit off the feel good image of pacifism, but perhaps a better question would be "how much money would get redirected from "better causes" to rebuild our military after a war caused by insufficient shows of military prowess has depleted our defense."

      Following the "broken window" analogy: the economy is 1 military richer from having avoided a war by investing in military spending, rather than cutting corners to focus on pork barrel feel good bullshit like "alternative fuels!!!1one!OMGZ!1" and "Curing t3h cancer.".

      It's for this exact reason I think Bush is a baffoon. Worse than misappropriation of money: He pulled money out of his ass and started a completely unnecessary "money is no object" war at all of OUR expense using loans from China enabled by the democrats, whose "minimum wage" increase rings hollow when they allow the dollar to be debased by a drunken spending lunatic.

      Seriously: Grow up. It's naive idiots like you that realists like myself have to clean up after. So far: you've demonstrated yourself to be nothing but dead weight to society. Work on that.

    20. Re:Cool but... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      If your adversary believes you to be unbeatable, he doesn't even try, saving money for both sides.



      What if you believe that your adversary is easily beatable ? Why not go out and beat him right now, just to, you know, make some facts ?

    21. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Informative

      No. It wouldn't. All of those countries live right next door to their enemies. An ICBM would hardly be necessary to inflict devastating damage upon any of them. Yeah but if you're China, North Korea or Iran then your best idea is to get the US to abandon your chosen victim. And the best way to do that is to threaten the US directly. My argument is that if the US wants to have a moral foreign policy of protecting small democracies from large dictatorships they need to neutralise China's nukes.

      China has a big enough army to march over Taiwan and Japan simultaneously, and would very likely win by sheer numbers alone without much of a fight. Well if the US wasn't protecting Taiwan they would likely have tried. In fact Clinton had to send aircraft carriers to show that they US was still protecting Taiwan. But numbers aren't everything - big dictatorships frequently lose wars against small democracies due to overconfidence and bad planning.

      Japan is a tougher target than most people realise. They have 40-100 tonnes of plutonium and a vast industial base. If the US abandoned them, they could build enough nukes to level China quite quickly.
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    22. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You do realise the only reason you're free to post this sort of thing on the Internet is because people have fought for that freedom in the past, right?

      There are far nastier regimes in the world than the US one, and none of them have any tolerance for pacifists, except for ones in countries they consider an enemy. Come to think of it, they're not too keen on people talking about politics at all.

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    23. Re:Cool but... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      "We can have the debate about *which* useful thing to do with the money, but, for fuck's sake, do *something* useful with it other than piss it down the hole of the Pentagon."

      A perspective based statement indeed.

      The U.S. Government gets 2 Trillion dollars a year in Taxes I believe, and no matter who gets a part of that, folks are going to be pissed because it's not their 'cause.' There I said it.

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    24. Re:Cool but... by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      I really am not thinking today. I looked at the title and thought of Boeing's going around using lasers to fry Target Stores http://www.target.com/.

    25. Re:Cool but... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Anti-nukes are not a stabilizer, they destroy the doctrine of MAD by allowing one side to use a nuclear strike without fear of retaliation.

      The only way they could be is if they were posessed by a country without nukes which is being threatened by at least one nuclear armed country. i.e. it would be a good thing if Iran were developing anti-nukes. But it is a bad thing for the US (along with the UK, France, Russia, China, Israel, India and Pakistan) to develop them.

      The only logical response for a country with nukes but no antinukes is to launch the nukes NOW and eliminate the antinuke country before it turns into a onesided nuclear war.

      There's also the issue of what happens in the case of a country without either which is threatened by a nuclear armed country. Should they get nukes or anti-nukes first?

      Without nukes the cold war wouldn't have stayed cold, nukes just make sure there is no possible gain in a war.

      It was probably more important that the USSR was able to get it's own nukes so soon after 1945.
      The biggest problem here is in South West Asia where you have a nuclear armed country without any of it's possible enemies having any nukes. Even if this where not an aggressive country with a talent for making enemies the situation would be dangerous.

    26. Re:Cool but... by mpe · · Score: 1

      So in the mean time the least bloody solution is for the americans to keep (albeit hamfistedly) casting a shadow over all the upstart dictatorships.

      Considering how many of these "upstart dictatorships" appear to have been funded by the US a better idea might be for the US to stop doing this. Thus avoiding "foreign entanglements" as Washington suggested. On the other hand it might be possible to generate several megawatts from his grave :)
      If the US Government were to take such a radical step then it should probably include jail time (or expulsion) for anyone trying to emulate Prescott Bush too.

    27. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realise the only reason you're free to post this sort of thing on the Internet is because people have fought for that freedom in the past, right?

      Yes, good of USA to free IRAQ's oil^H^H^Hpeople... and without any self interest, all for the oppressed people.........

    28. Re:Cool but... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      It bothers me that so much money is spent on military technology having so many other issues that could be addressed.

      The problem with not investing heavily in military research is that your adversaries still might make such investments, contributing towards them beating you in really important battles later on. Or more subtly, it being clear that they could beat you in battles, leading, for example, to you being unwilling to intervene when they invade other countries.

      I think all sane people want to live in a world where no country needs to waste money on a defense budget. The problem is that occasionally some a$$hole gets control of a country with a lot of military potential (U.S. (Bush), Russia (Stalin), China (Mao), Germany (Hitler), etc.) Until we can get that problem under control, all other countries need some way to make invading them seem no worthwhile. Thus, the big defense budgets.

    29. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      A) Why would Japan, the second largest economy in the world, need to be under US patronage? If you not feeding your army you're feeding someone else's.

      Because they have a pacifist constitution written by the US after WWII.

      And trust me, if you read about what they got up to during WWII and what they could do technically now to China should they need to, and how much the Chinese people hate the Japanese, having the US handle their security needs doesn't seem like a bad solution.

      Read this
      http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/japan/nuke.htm

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    30. Re:Cool but... by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      You do realise the only reason you're free to post this sort of thing on the Internet is because people have fought for that freedom in the past, right?

      I realise it, I'm short a few older members of my family because of that very thing, but there is not a one who would, I am sure, been happier if they hadn't had to die in what I am sure was an awful way (including in one case falling thousands of feet in a bomber, during which I have no idea if he was alive or not).

      Awareness of the terrible consequences of war does not diminish my ability to acknowledge the sacrifice of those who died, it merely causes me to hope that it might one day end.

      Historically I realise this is viewed as a futile hope, but nonetheless I continue.

    31. Re:Cool but... by FireNWater · · Score: 1

      The bastards are peaceful after they're dead. . .

    32. Re:Cool but... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      So the leaders of the world's most powerful countries are sufficiently out of touch with reality to condone a conventional war, but not enough to accept the consequences of a nuclear war? The only actual difference of nuclear weapons (other than yield) is that they irradiate the atmosphere, change the climate and ruin the environment.

      Last I heard, none of these issues were really important to politicians?

    33. Re:Cool but... by galoise · · Score: 0, Troll

      i'd say that the fucking idiot is not him. Guns already are a liability, and everybody knows that, except some fucking idiots who believe any stupidity their fucking idiot and lying leaders tell them. I don't think GP is one of them.

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    34. Re:Cool but... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Military superiority is a stabalizing force on this planet in a similar way to how shows like "World's Best Police Chases!" discourage crime. If your adversary believes you to be unbeatable, he doesn't even try, saving money for both sides.

      Except that if you invade someone else's country they generally will fight you. Unless your army is larger than the population of the country you intend invading any technical superiority of weapons isn't really of much help. Militia groups in invaded countries don't tend to be convinced that the invader is unbeatable. This certainly wasn't the case in WWII France or when the USSR invaded Afghanistan, in these cases the invader had simply crossed a land border.
      In current Afghanistan and Iraq you have invading soldiers from thousands of miles away, it's more a question of when rather than if they will be driven out.

    35. Re:Cool but... by galoise · · Score: 0, Troll

      Right. It's dandy if you are from afghanistan, somalia, irak, and colombia too.

      You people seem to believe that this planet has room for a few selected, occidental, "democratic" country, and bomb the hell out of anybody else.

      No country has been more agressive to other countries than the US, in the whole history of mankind. We didn't ask the us to protect us, we don't want their "protection", and for us, that awfull lot of guns, in a country where kids regularly go to school to shoot their classmates, their governmente makes up shit to justify bombimng and invading of other countries, and just to follow a lead on some saudi guy allegedlly hiding somewhere decide to bomb the hell out of a third country and invade them, and threaten their neighbour to bomb them back to the stone age if they didn't help them do it is in no way an asset for world peace.

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    36. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Actually there's another argument for overwhelming US military superiority - if it you can intimidate your opponents enough, you can stay free and not actually need to fight them. Even better, if you can convince your allies like Japan that you'll scare off the bad guys for them, you don't risk them doing something stupid and triggering a full scale nuclear war.

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    37. Re:Cool but... by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      What's the point of a 50's style ICBM? I mean it looks nice in parades, but that's about it. If you launch the sucker the whole world will know within a matter of seconds, any freshman in college will be able to calculate it's starting point, and half of those by the time it lands, a computer will have that within microseconds, at which point there's more missiles headed your way than you can shake your stick at.

      Effectively, they're a very good form of suicide, yeah, you take down some of your target, but unless you can take out *ALL* of your target, you're going to have some very pissed off people... with nukes.

      It'd be much more effective to smuggle in some sort of device, even with the "heightened border security" that we have these days.

      *Thinking thinking* Ya'know... big hard round missile... maybe their compensating for something :-p

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    38. Re:Cool but... by Peaquod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ballistic missile interceptors don't quite undermine MAD, for the key reason you state - you only need one warhead to get through to accomplish a potentially devastating attack. There are literally tens of thousands of nuclear armed ICBMs in the world, and on the order of 100 ballistic missile interceptors. You do the math. They are intended to defend against small salvos from rogue states - by no means do they mitigate the threat of nuclear strike from a country like Russia or China.

    39. Re:Cool but... by kilo_foxtrot84 · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, ATL is designed with boost phase interception in mind. This means that the warheads/reentry vehicles are all still in the same vicinity--riding the launcher--going in the same direction at the same speed. That makes the problem of taking them out slightly easier, and diminishes the targeting problem you rightly point out.

      Mutually Assured Destruction was indeed a key doctrine during the Cold War, when the US and the USSR were fairly well-matched in terms of nuclear capability and related intelligence. With the threat and advent of smaller, potentially non-state actors acquiring nuclear capabilities, you wind up with a precarious new imbalance that is difficult to gather intelligence upon and that the old doctrine just doesn't serve as well. This is new territory, and we're trying to adapt.

    40. Re:Cool but... by galoise · · Score: 1

      There are far nastier regimes in the world than the US one, and none of them have any tolerance for pacifists, except for ones in countries they consider an enemy. Come to think of it, they're not too keen on people talking about politics at all.

      what the fuck are you on mate? the US is BY FAR the nastier regimen on earth, not to its citizens, of course, but to the world as a whole. I don't give shit about what the north koreans and south koreans want to do between them, but when the us decides to impose any kind of measure on almost anything, my life is personally affected, and this measures tend to be fascist, unilateral and with no consideration for my dignity. I do not want to be treated like a criminal in airports, but now the US decided to do just that, and here, all the way across the world, we suffer, adn this is just ONE example.

      The same thing happens preetty much on every other aspect of life. I don't know what the fuck they teach people about politics up there, but you elect some freaking monkeys as leaders and we all suffer. I really don't have nothing to worry about Kim Young Il or what-his-name, but truly, thinking that dubya and his henchmen are in charge in the US of A gives me the chills.

      A lot of people might have fougth for those liberties, sure thing. Down here at least, they fought AGAINST the US.

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    41. Re:Cool but... by DogDaySunrise · · Score: 1
      "Military superiority is a stabalizing force on this planet in a similar way to how shows like "World's Best Police Chases!" discourage crime."

      And they say satire's dead.

    42. Re:Cool but... by Danathar · · Score: 1

      This assumes that each side with nukes are rational and not religious or facist whatever fanatics.

      When you religion promises you paradise upon death they really don't care about MAD.

    43. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why my sole criterion for voting in the next election is: who will cut the military budget the most?

      Wow, a single-issue voter! Now that's some big-picture thinking!

    44. Re:Cool but... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "This is why my sole criterion for voting in the next election is: who will cut the military budget the most?"

      Geez, it is only about 20% of the budget . I don't think that is too much money to keep a standing military with trained personnel, weapon systems (maintenance and development), etc.

      I think there is PLENTY of pork out there that can be cleaned up, cut the size of the fed bureaucracy , and worthless entitlement programs, not to mention we can cut subsidies to many areas (do corn farmers still need all this?)....and hey, if we just cut a portion of all the fscking foreign aid money...and kept it at home, we'd do quite a bit better with internal financials.

      The fed govt. wasn't charged with social spending, and supporting other governments around the world, it is there for infrastructure, and protection of our borders, neither of which it seems to be doing that effectively any more.

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    45. Re:Cool but... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Sorry..should have hit preview...the link above for the 20% of budget was left out.

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    46. Re:Cool but... by nuzak · · Score: 1

      You do realise the only reason you're free to post this sort of thing on the Internet is because people have fought for that freedom in the past, right?

      Yes, and hooray for that -- so how is Bush's little ego war defending my freedom? Or the fact that the USA is now justifying the actions of every "far nastier regime" by flushing away every remnant of moral authority it used to have?

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    47. Re:Cool but... by Gospodin · · Score: 1

      What's the point of a 50's style ICBM?

      Well, suppose hypothetically that you're an insane squinty freak in charge of a large nation, and you want to "erase from the map" a small liberal democracy not too far away. You have a few nukes. You don't really care what happens to your nation - you're exploiting the shit out of it anyway, and you've socked away a few billion in a Swiss account. You make sure you're "on vacation" when the attack happens.

      Effectively, they're a very good form of suicide... [and therefore would never happen].

      Shouldn't all arguments of this type have ended on 9/11/2001?

      It'd be much more effective to smuggle in some sort of device, even with the "heightened border security" that we have these days.

      For the U.S., that's the scarier scenario, since we don't have any nearby ICBM-capable nations that are likely to fire them at us. But lots of our allies do.

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    48. Re:Cool but... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      For the U.S., that's the scarier scenario, since we don't have any nearby ICBM-capable nations that are likely to fire them at us. But lots of our allies do.



      Isn't the point of an ICBM that you don't have to be "nearby" to hit your target (as in Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile) ? If you're already close to your target, use an artillery shell or a cruise missile.

    49. Re:Cool but... by shreak · · Score: 1

      > This assumes that each side with nukes are rational and
      > not religious or facist whatever fanatics.
      >
      > When you religion promises you paradise upon death they
      > really don't care about MAD.

      Why does every discussion end up pointing a finger at Bush?

    50. Re:Cool but... by Borland · · Score: 1

      "I wonder what the peaceful applications of this could be? It bothers me that so much money is spent on military technology having so many other issues that could be addressed"

      A wonderful sentiment, but do you realize just how many technologies have arisen from military spending? We're not just talking about the transfer of killing from soldiers to civilians. Like it or not, most societies will spend money on the military. And if you don't innovate in that arena, you're stuck buying tech from those who do.

      The upshot is that we tend to get quite a few "peaceful" uses of this tech later down the line. Or it provides the genesis for a peaceful idea. At the very least, it improves the pool of knowledge from which all discoveries spring.

    51. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      so how is Bush's little ego war defending my freedom

      Not at all.

      I'm actually suggesting that the US accept proliferation and relies on missile defense. As far as Iraq goes, I think they should pull out and let the Iraqis fight each other. And they should have left Saddam in power, WMD or not.

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    52. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I fail to see after reading your comment is how the USA are special in this scenario. Would you also say that it'd be a good thing if, say, Russia or China were far ahead of everyone else in terms of military technology and did anything and everything in their power to maintain that status quo? Certainly this would stabilise things as well.

      Or not? Why are the USA different? And don't say "because we're the good guys"; everyone says that about themselves, and it's never true, for noone.

    53. Re:Cool but... by Alioth · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Systems like this target the weapon in its boost phase. Hopefully, the wreckage of the missile + warheads simply falls back onto the territory of whoever tried to launch them too.

    54. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're clever.

    55. Re:Cool but... by fotbr · · Score: 1

      The only logical response for a country with nukes but no antinukes is to launch the nukes NOW and eliminate the antinuke country before it turns into a onesided nuclear war.

      So the logical response is to have a one-sided nuclear ware in order to avoid a one-sided nuclear war.

      I think there's a flaw in my understanding of your logic.

    56. Re:Cool but... by dupup · · Score: 1
      So missile defense is actually a geopolitical stabiliser.

      Imagine for a moment that you are one of the countries against whom a missile defense system is deployed. You probably don't think you're the bad guy to start with; outside of James Bond/Austin Powers movies, what bad guy really does? You probably think that you need the missiles to defend yourself from the threat of encroaching imperialism.

      Now, along comes the missile defense system. Your current stock of missiles is no longer a deterrent. What do you do? Give up? I think it would be more likely that you'd increase your stock of missiles until the missile defense system would be overwhelmed, regaining the stasis that was present before the missile defense system was deployed. The net change is an increase in total armament on both sides.

      Don't get me wrong, if missiles were raining down on my head, I would probably be pretty anxious to have a functional missile defense system. I think there are tactical situations where it's an effective counter-measure. But as a strategic tool of statecraft, the end result of the deployment of a missile defense would likely be destabilization.

      Here's a thought: if we're serious about using a missile defense system as a deterrent against strategic weapons, one way to avoid escalation would be to equip both sides with it. That way, missile defense would still be effective against the "rogue state" scenario while not driving more traditional and well-armed states into an arms race.

      Just a thought...

    57. Re:Cool but... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the peaceful applications of this could be?

      Killing enough of the enemy has been known to cause peace.

      Heh! I'm just sayin'....

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    58. Re:Cool but... by mikeee · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's a minor technical problem with marching that army from China to Taiwan or Japan...

      China's navy is probably a match for Taiwan's; Japan's is clearly superior, and the US Navy is on a whole other scale.

    59. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because throwing money at people has always made them love Americans more.

    60. Re:Cool but... by CowboyCapo · · Score: 1

      Dude, you forgot the Japanese Stealth Fighter...

      Oh yeah, and don't forget the new mobile suit models too.

    61. Re:Cool but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Now, along comes the missile defense system. Your current stock of missiles is no longer a deterrent. What do you do? Give up? I think it would be more likely that you'd increase your stock of missiles until the missile defense system would be overwhelmed, regaining the stasis that was present before the missile defense system was deployed. The net change is an increase in total armament on both sides.

      North Korea has had fifty years to build nuclear missiles. They bought Scuds from the USSR, essentially souped up V2s that the Germans built in a couple of years fifty years ago. Up until very recently they had managed very minor improvements on them, despite having a huge military budget and a paranoid view of the world and a long running high priority program. The missile they fired over Japan apparently broke up. They have a plan for a missile that could just about reach Hawaii, the Taepodong 2 but it has not been tested successfully. The US thinks it might take another decade to be ready.

      The US and the USSR managed this in a few years after the end of WWII. Their nuke program is even worse - the device they tested had a suspiciously low yield, which means it might have fizzled - i.e. the fission primary detonated but the fusion secondary did not. Or they might have faked it with TNT. At best they have enough material for 2-6 weapons.

      Basically they suck at WMD, despite being obsessed by it. Iran and Syria are even worse. I think they might be able to have a few 50's technology missiles each in a decade or so. But by that point, missile defense should be able to shoot them down.

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    62. Re:Cool but... by mpe · · Score: 1

      what the fuck are you on mate? the US is BY FAR the nastier regimen on earth, not to its citizens, of course, but to the world as a whole.

      US don't tend to fair too well if they find themselves on the wrong side of a US backed regime.

      I don't give shit about what the north koreans and south koreans want to do between them, but when the us decides to impose any kind of measure on almost anything, my life is personally affected, and this measures tend to be fascist, unilateral and with no consideration for my dignity.

      The vast majority of US citizens probably don't care much about them either. Both South Korea and Taiwan are probably rich enough to pay for their own weapons anyway. It's rather doubtful that the vast majority of US citizens support the huge economic and military support provided to Israel, dispite the way that US politicans are literally queueing up to praise Israel. (To the extent that you are more likely to see a politican opposing the Israeli government in the Kenesset and more likely to see a critical article in an Israeli newspaper than a US one.)

      I do not want to be treated like a criminal in airports,

      It turns out that this even applies to people who arn't even entering the US. But who just have a connection, possibly even just a "technical stop" at a US airport.

      but now the US decided to do just that, and here, all the way across the world, we suffer, adn this is just ONE example

      Probably the most suffering is that of the US itself. Since huge numbers of people just don't want to go there. It wouldn't be too much of a suprise if airlines want to move flights from New York to Toronto and from LA to Vancover.

    63. Re:Cool but... by russotto · · Score: 1

      . You probably don't think you're the bad guy to start with; outside of James Bond/Austin Powers movies, what bad guy really does?


      I think Putin knows he's the bad guy.

      Here's a thought: if we're serious about using a missile defense system as a deterrent against strategic weapons, one way to avoid escalation would be to equip both sides with it.

      You know, I think Ronald Reagan actually made that proposal.
    64. Re:Cool but... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "China has a big enough army to march over Taiwan and Japan simultaneously, and would very likely win by sheer numbers alone without much of a fight."
      Only if they can march on water.
      The Chinese can not move those troops to Japan or Taiwan. Frankly the China we know now isn't the same China that "helped" North Korea. They wouldn't take kindly to the millions of men that they would loose in those operations.

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    65. Re:Cool but... by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the peaceful applications of this could be?

      Making enormous Swiss Cheese? Let the engineers worry about it. I respect you, Lazlo, but I graduated!

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    66. Re:Cool but... by geobeck · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem with China invading Taiwan and Japan is that the Chinese navy has far from the capabilities to move its huge army across...

      That's why the Chinese Olympic swimming team was disqualified in 2004 for trying to compete with cheap AK-47 knockoffs slung on their backs.




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    67. Re:Cool but... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      So why then did we attack a little sandpit in the Middle East over whom we had an overwhelming military superiority?

    68. Re:Cool but... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      That's what short-range missile batteries are for. Don't kid yourself - the only reason that China hasn't invaded Taiwan yet is that Chinese officials think that assimilation can be done in a couple of decades without any missiles at all. The US can't do squat to protect Taiwan, and both sides know it.

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    69. Re:Cool but... by afidel · · Score: 1

      $100 billion buys a *lot* of nuclear plants

      From the numbers I've seen it buys you about 20 1TWe plants. Those plants would displace ~1/2 million barrels per day, or about 3% of US consumption. I started out to say something about it being a drop in the bucket, but that's actually pretty significant! Do that for a couple years and suddenly you've increased supply enough to consider shifting some significant percentage of vehicles to plugin electric or plugin hybrids.

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    70. Re:Cool but... by afidel · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem here is in South West Asia where you have a nuclear armed country without any of it's possible enemies having any nukes. Even if this where not an aggressive country with a talent for making enemies the situation would be dangerous.

      Do you mean Israel in SW Asia? I really don't think they are going to go lobbing nukes. If you meant SE Asia then you should know that Japan has unassembled nukes (well, they used to be unassembled there is rumors that they were assembled after the NK test) and there are plenty of US nukes in SC.

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    71. Re:Cool but... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Missile defense is ineffective against a large regime shooting at you, and a small regime is more likely to smuggle in a bomb than launch one on a missile.

      A better form of national defense is to have an inexpensive and efficient standing military (yes to infantry and tanks and a few A-10's and F-16's, no to flying lasers and F-22's), an humble foreign policy, and a huge industrial base and strong economy that can mobilize for war if necessary, but during peacetime produces useful things. You also make friends that way, reducing the likelihood anyone would want to attack you.

      A citizen of the EU, Japan, or Brazil has a much lower risk of dying in war than an American, despite their lower military spending ... and they enjoy a higher standard of living than they would otherwise, since their government is spending that money on something useful. (Yes, I know Brazil has a lower standard of living than the USA. That's because it's not fully industrialized yet, and because the country has an overpopulation problem brought on by an outbreak of Catholicism. But a military won't help with that, short of bombing the Vatican.)

    72. Re:Cool but... by jafac · · Score: 1

      Well, no;
      It's not DANDY if you're an American - because I am SICK TO DEATH of being taxed to pay for the defense of our CLIENT STATES.

      Japan, South Korea, Israel - freaking pay for your own damn defense. I'm sick of it. Fight your own battles.

      How many Japanese, South Korean, or Israeli troops helped us "liberate" Iraq?

      (answer: effectively zero) - These countries are not really allies. They're fair-weather friends. Cut them loose, I say.

      The only reason we FUND their defense is as a GROSS subsidy - to ensure they BUY our Death Products (TM).

      Well, that's fine and dandy, if you're in the Death Products business.

      Don't you wish that the Government would tax the hell out of your countrymen, to force other nations to buy stuff YOUR company makes? Wouldn't that be nice? Well, you can make it happen. All you gotta do is bribe the right politician.

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    73. Re:Cool but... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      No, you just want to avoid a one-sided nuclear war being waged AGAINST you. If the missiles hit someone else that's not your problem anymore.

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    74. Re:Cool but... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      The non-state actors probably won't possess the means to launch an ICBM, they'll probably go for ground-based delivery (suitcase or maybe a truck) which won't show up on your antinuke's radar.

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    75. Re:Cool but... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      How many people who believe that dying for their cause is the best they can do are actually in a position to acquire and launch a nuclear weapon? The fanatics are grunts, they don't do complicated things like that. The leaders? If Bin-Laden truly believed suicide was guaranteed heaven, do you think he would act as a leader instead of going for an attack himself? Telling grunts that they go to heaven is standard motivational speech, the crusades taught the same thing but you didn't see the pope grabbing a sword and going down to Jerusalem or Hassan i-Sabbah grabbing a knife and doing assassinations himself. The leaders know they're talking bullshit, they just indoctrinate the grunts to get followers who don't ask questions.

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    76. Re:Cool but... by Xentor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because the little sandpit kid wouldn't give us his lunch money, so we had to beat him up and take it.

      After all, we wouldn't want all of the other tough guys to think we were all talk and no action.

      I know that sounds like something a bully would do, but this is -completely- different... No, really it is... Want to argue about it? Let's take this outside...

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    77. Re:Cool but... by kilo_foxtrot84 · · Score: 1

      You raise a valid point. One possibility I can think of that would work around this would depend on the funding of these actors and accessability of mobile launchers, though this admittedly might have hints of 007 about it.

    78. Re:Cool but... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Am I alone in thinking that the way forward for our species is to stop pointing weapons at each other?

      No, but that position isn't held unanimously, either. And the more specifically you talk about "the way forward," the more disagreement you'll find. I'd be surprised if there's any one particular vision of "the way forward" that is held by even 1% of the population.

      Isn't it about time we learned from that experience and considered a future that didn't involve everyone we don't like dying?

      Who is "we," and just what experience are you talking about? There's always some part of "we" who doesn't see things quite the same way.

      If everyone disarms, then a defector who doesn't, gains an advantage. You can make an excellent case for peace, but you have to convince everyone, and I mean everyone (out of the billions of people who live here), for it to actually work. So far, there's never been a moment in time where everyone was convinced -- and that is what our "experience" is.

      Somebody will point a gun at you. You know it will happen. What do you do about it?

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    79. Re:Cool but... by anothy · · Score: 1
      first off, that link is really neat. thanks for that.

      Geez, it is only about 20% of the budget .
      you say that like it's a small number. first of all 20% of the money the government takes from me goes to the military? that's a lot! even by percentage. it's at least double what it should be. and by dollar value, that's just about half a trillion dollars. every year! that's just insane. we could send every college student to school free for less than that. every student. or pay down our overwhelming, ever-growing, interest-bearing debt.

      I don't think that is too much money to keep a standing military with trained personnel, weapon systems (maintenance and development), etc.
      your argument here is flawed; you're attacking the wrong point. sure, maybe what we pay for our military is a good value for the military we get in return. it's certainly the best in the world, and that costs. fine. but is that really what we want? your argument says "if you want that military, you've got to pay for it", but the opening premise is wrong. i, and most who argue for military budget cuts, fully recognize (often enthusiastically) that cutting the military budget will result in a smaller armed forces. but that's not a bad thing.
      i don't disagree that there's plenty of other fat to trim, and i'd even agree with most of your examples. but that's no reason to give the single largest chunk of my income tax hit a free walk.
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    80. Re:Cool but... by director_mr · · Score: 1

      Anti-Nukes at this point do not have the capability of countering a massive Soviet-style attack. They only can take a handful of missiles down. So Anti-Nuke technology does not negate MAD doctrine in any way. It prevents smaller nations from being able to upgrade to super-power MAD status. Which is actually in our nations best interest, unless you are think it best for North Korea and Iran to have that kind of influence over us.

    81. Re:Cool but... by Cigarra · · Score: 1

      Funniest. Comment. Ever.


      Come ooon! Who modded this as troll??

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    82. Re:Cool but... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...you're attacking the wrong point. sure, maybe what we pay for our military is a good value for the military we get in return. it's certainly the best in the world, and that costs. fine. but is that really what we want? your argument says "if you want that military, you've got to pay for it", but the opening premise is wrong...."

      Well, trouble is, is that we also use our military to protect a great deal of the world that our allies own. The reason Europe is so de-militarized is because we are the to cover their asses to a great extent. I don't agree we should be doing that, and if we could get OUT of that business....well, that would cut our costs a great deal.

      With the situation in the world....I am definitely FOR keeping our military quite large, and quite well armed. I like the 'just in case' thing....with the economies of the world in tension, and energy tensions, not even to mention the radical muslim problems....you never know when you're gonna need them.

      And it isn't like the money spent evaporates, this employs a LOT of US citizens. In many cases, especially in the IT end of it...you HAVE to be a US citizen, so therefore, are good IT jobs that cannot be outsourced. So, this money comes right back into our economy.

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    83. Re:Cool but... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Because at the moment all those countries are menaced by a neighbour who is kept in check largely by the US. And all those neighbours either have or are very close to having ICBMs. And some of them are maybe crazy enough to threaten the US with those ICBMS or their neighbours. Now if the US can shoot them down there's much less incentive for them to do that. So missile defense is actually a geopolitical stabiliser.

      What on earth makes you think North Korea is going to attack anybody with an ICBM, or a nuclear-armed missile of any kind?!

      First, an ICBM is a huge, gigantic, unmistakable Send nuclear retaliation here! sign. And I know it's fun to think about Kim being is "maybe crazy enough" to get his own country turned into a glass parking lot, but rationally speaking he's probably not looking to rule a cockroach and tumor-laden rat colony if he can avoid it.

      Second, North Korea's specialty isn't missile technology, it's covert ops. They have some of the best spies and infiltrators in the world. If they want to deliver a nuke with the maximum chance of success possible, they're going to put it in a shipping container and quietly sneak it into a harbor of the target country. And maybe they've infiltrated the shipping yard so that container never ends up on any manifests, then they quietly sneak it away and hide it in the target's own borders until they need it. This not only plays to NK's strengths, it also makes it harder to identify the attacker (and thus justify a nuclear response)... Oh and avoids any missile defenses too.

      This is why a missile shield or any anti-nuclear-missile system is just a boondoggle. MAD works just fine against any enemy who would fire a missile at us or our allies, and it does nothing to stop the clandestine method of delivery that our scarier enemies are vastly more likely to use anyway.

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    84. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with the world I want to live in, it is the reality of the situation. If you want to live in some fantasy world where everyone gets along and there is no need for military superiority, I seriously pity you.

    85. Re:Cool but... by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Off the top of my head, I can think of one peaceful application: reducing the homeless population. Sure, ya just line 'em up and let 'er rip. As mentioned above, "BBQ!"

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    86. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they could halve the size/weight and fit it in a wing mounted pod able to destroy any incoming SAMs, then it'd also have the ability to mod all that expensive aircraft stealth technology redundant... (Stealth could still have it's uses, but avoiding some degree of ground fire could be scratched off the list.)

      Would be kind of funny to see a C-130 or CH-53 trolling for missiles on purpose with one of these things popping all the incoming at about halfway up.

    87. Re:Cool but... by Gospodin · · Score: 1

      Yes, we really should be talking about IRBMs (Intermediate Range...). The nations that we're most worried about right now can't field ICBMs, only IRBMs.

      Note that an IRBM isn't a cruise missile. It's a ballistic missile with a range of hundreds to a couple thousand miles.

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    88. Re:Cool but... by ricegf · · Score: 1

      Somebody will point a gun at you. You know it will happen. What do you do about it?

      Build a bigger gun?

      Of course, once I have a bigger gun, I start thinking about all the ways to use it for personal gain other than for self defense. I wish I had an answer for that one.

      But all in all, I'll take the bigger gun... er, giant airborne laser cannon.

    89. Re:Cool but... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      "The problem with China invading Taiwan and Japan is that the Chinese navy has far from the capabilities to move its huge army across to those island nations."

      But they ARE building large landing craft in an attempt to gain that capability. And they don't even necessarily have to put troops on Taiwan. They could simply pound it to dust.

      The Chinese government is determined, one way or another, and by force if necessary, to swallow up Taiwan.

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    90. Re:Cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I'm being ignorant, but I'd like to know what the hell "is and ought" means.

  7. Little damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And by 'little collateral damage', they mean only the little 'eyeball bits' of people within a couple of hundred yards who happen to be looking at the target when it is hit (unless DoD have promised to only target unshiny bad guys).

    1. Re:Little damage by bateleur · · Score: 1

      unless DoD have promised to only target unshiny bad guys

      Their next planned innovation is a giant orbital beadblaster capable of applying matte texturing to any surface from 30000ft.

    2. Re:Little damage by physicsphairy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many people are liable to be staring at, say, a SAM site, in the middle of the night? For that matter, how many times will this have to be used before everyone knows not too? Not to mention that it would be fairly simple and cheap to airdrop safety glasses designed to filter on the laser's wavelength.

      At least laser-rebound is nice enough to be benign when you are out of sight. Shrapnel will take a parabolic arc which hops over any intermediary buildings to pop you on the head.

      Not to mention that rules for angle of incidence/reflection mean that a laser shot straight down on a tall structure is unlikely to cause problems for anyone else.

      Anyway, say this takes fifteen years to become standard technology; by then, repairing retinas may be easy as pie, but money says that being blast-incinerary radius of a bomb will still be fairly lethal.

    3. Re:Little damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an infrared laser so it's not going to fry your eyeball, although that doesn't necessarily mean that humans standing nearby won't get a little bit toasty. However it's probably a lot better than a smartbomb.

    4. Re:Little damage by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      If the beadblaster shoots the surplus AquaDots, the target won't remember what hit 'em.

    5. Re:Little damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that it would be fairly simple and cheap to airdrop safety glasses designed to filter on the laser's wavelength.
      "Everyone except that guy over there, put on your laser-proof glasses! No particular reason!"
    6. Re:Little damage by Jacer · · Score: 1

      I have absolutely no idea what you're referencing and feel like I should.

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    7. Re:Little damage by bvimo · · Score: 1

      1. Create an expensive prototype flying laser
      2. Drop safety glasses upon the enemy
      3. Instant propaganda
      4. Somebody wins!

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    8. Re:Little damage by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it was not very funny. Google will explain it though.

    9. Re:Little damage by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Great, now the CIA can lace water supplies from orbit.

      Come to think of it, the CIA switching their evil drugging regime from hallucinogenics to date rape drugs does strike me as somewhat disturbing. Excuse me while I'm off to buy a tin foil-enhanced chastity belt.

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    10. Re:Little damage by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Infrared can still burn out retinas. At similar intensities, it's even more likely to do so than visible light, because your pupils won't shrink. Not that that's an issue when you're being flash-blinded anyway...

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    11. Re:Little damage by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      (unless DoD have promised to only target unshiny bad guys). And Lex Luthor's life of crime goes on unchallenged yet again!
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    12. Re:Little damage by HAVOC0301 · · Score: 0

      LOL who is not going to look at the 5 second burst of bright light hitting what ever happens to be the target?

    13. Re:Little damage by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The weapons and their precision is not always the problem - it's the use of it.

      Consider an incredible missile designed to hit the target with precision even if it has to go around corners in air ducts - the sort of thing that is designed to reduce "collateral damage". A single missile like that was very effective in killing thousands of civilians in a shelter in the earlier gulf war - a deliberate attack that lost the goodwill of many allies especially since the justification was as some sort of attempted assassination of Saddam's relatives. It comes down to the morality of those that use the weapon and not the weapon itself. As another example, the US marines that donated a missile to Israel that ended up blowing up a Lebanese ambulance at short range while UN troops were watching. The marines were not responsible - the responsibility lies with whoever commands the forces to use weapons this way or the homocidal idiot in the helicopter that fired on an unarmed target full of women and children and came very close to injuring the UN troops as well as killing the civilians.

    14. Re:Little damage by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      AquaDots were a kids "toy"/craft that was sold on TV as well as in stores. They were little spheres about the size of a bath bead that when arranged next to each other and misted with water, they stuck to each other. A month or two ago it was revealed that the Chinese manufacturer had substituted some of the ingredients and one of them, when ingested, metabolized into Gamma Hydroxybutyric Acid or GBH, a date rape drug that one of the side affects is memory loss.

  8. Targetting by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Little or no collateral damage? Depends on the accuracy really.

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    1. Re:Targetting by weighn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Little or no collateral damage? Depends on the accuracy really. I reckon that GE, Boeing, or whoever happens to be marketing these less-than lethal weapons goes light on accuracy and draws attention more to the style associated with having such items. You know, like in marketing, but concerning less-than lethal weapons.

      Remember, it ain't the laser that kills you, its the sudden stop as you hit the dirt beneath what was once the building you were standing on.

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    2. Re:Targetting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it really depends on, is wether the guy with the finger on the button really knows what to target...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_Bombing_of_the_Chinese_embassy_in_Belgrade

    3. Re:Targetting by RuBLed · · Score: 1

      They should first test it on mammoths at the Arctic...

    4. Re:Targetting by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      In as much as the intended targets are stationary, it is a fairly simple consideration--shine the laser on the target at low power, if you see the glowing dot on the target... turn up the power.

      Doesn't get much more certain than that.

    5. Re:Targetting by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      Also on whether or not they get the house address right...

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    6. Re:Targetting by magpie · · Score: 1

      I would think targeting the right thing might be a better start?

      So I would go with intelligence mattering a little more than accuracy. You might have a highly accurate weapon but if you by mistake target..... I don't know, say the Chinese embassy thinking it's something else, it doesn't help much.

    7. Re:Targetting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Little or no collateral damage? Depends on the accuracy really.
      Maybe they should wait until lasers become more accurate. :)
  9. An easier option. by supersnail · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they relly want to destroy thing on hte ground why dont they enclose some high explosives in a steel container with a fuse set to go off when it hits an object. They could then drop this from the plane.

    just an idea.

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    1. Re:An easier option. by Chainsaw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Alright, what do you prefer: a sniper taking out some bastard holding a gun to your presidents head, or throwing in a ton of explosives in a container (more known as a "bomb") and wiping out the entire administration?

      Hey, if it's Bush we're talking about, I'm all for the second solution.

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    2. Re:An easier option. by Entropius · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Congress should grow a spine and, if Bush continues to insist on staying in Iraq and vetoing stem-cell research funding and such, Congress should just cut funding for the Secret Service and let nature take its course.

      Cheney could be dealt with very easily -- just sneak up behind him and say "Boo!"

    3. Re:An easier option. by Barny · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck don't you just annex the damn thing, you invaded, you won, now you get your spoils of war.

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    4. Re:An easier option. by mu22le · · Score: 1

      You should have posted as AC. Your complimentary forget-your-civil-liberties free tour offered by the USSS will begin shortly, just STFU and do shat the men in black tell you.

    5. Re:An easier option. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Pfft, in a democracy the administration is disposable. Just elect a new one, there's enough people lining up for the job.

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    6. Re:An easier option. by cardpuncher · · Score: 1

      Given the apparently limitless supply of candidates for positions in government and the lack of demand from citizens, administration members have a replacement value of approximately zero. It doesn't really seem worth worrying whether you have to restock them wholesale or retail...

    7. Re:An easier option. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1, Troll

      Alright, what do you prefer: a sniper taking out some bastard holding a gun to your presidents head, or throwing in a ton of explosives in a container (more known as a "bomb") and wiping out the entire administration?
      I'll take the second. Just two questions: Do you accept Paypall and when do you deliver?
    8. Re:An easier option. by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Can you still say stuff like this in the US? I read that at this point, you can get visited by the SS for joking online.

      (Deja vu.)

    9. Re:An easier option. by fermion · · Score: 1
      According to a study done by the APS several years ago, the mobile laser solution is the best worst option. Using an ICBM to hit an ICBM has many difficulties, the most obvious of which is that it is easy enough to attack with 50 ICBMs, and only needs to get through. The less obvious problem is that the ICBM need to be destroyed in the boost phase, and early enough in the boost phase to minimize collateral damage, i.e. all parts of the missle will land in the sea, and not on land masses, especially American land masses.

      Unlike physical interceptors, light travels at the speed of light. This gives the defending more time to identify and target. This reduces the changes of destroying a non threatening aircraft, perhaps with a thousand people on board. The other problem is these interceptors need to be based on non-american soil if they are to work.

      In any case, the whole thing is rather whacky, as we are contemplating several of these at all times. We have just seen the defense budget go up an order of magnitude, as you know that are unwilling to give up obsolete tech in exchange.

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    10. Re:An easier option. by supersnail · · Score: 1

      After RTFAing I got the strong impression that the Flash Gordan device in question was specificaly for ground based targets. A task that can be easily accomplished by a poor, undereducated, third world terrorist/freedom fighter with little or no training and minimal equipment.

      Whats the point of spending n million bucks on a gizmo when you can achieve the same result with exisiting technoligy for a few thousands. Oh thankyou Mr. Boeing for your generous campiagn contriibution a mega expensive, untested laser gizmo is just what we need to protect democracy.

      The US military is fantasticly good at destroyng ground based targets they are just not very good at identifieing the right targets. ( The Chinese embassay in Belgrade for example.) I dont see the point of this gizmo other than as a subsiday to Boeing.

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    11. Re:An easier option. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      But then how could you ask for billions of dollars for that? You can't get an executive job with a defense contractor after you retire from the government with THAT attitude!

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    12. Re:An easier option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Bush just veto a bill that would improve medical care for children because he thought it was too expensive? Funny how we always have the money for neato-keen crap like this though.

    13. Re:An easier option. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Ssshhhh, shut up...I finally had a selling point for my mirror-coated anti-aircraft guns!

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    14. Re:An easier option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you still say stuff like this in the US? I read that at this point, you can get visited by the SS for joking online.


      Not even as a joke. The USSS has no sense of humor when it comes to the President's safety. This guy will probably get a visit unless he is not in the US. And even then he might get a visit.
    15. Re:An easier option. by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Will they subpoena the Slashdot staff for his IP? Has this happened before? And do they wear brown shirts like their inadvertent namesakes?

    16. Re:An easier option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright, what do you prefer: a sniper taking out some bastard holding a gun to your presidents head, or throwing in a ton of explosives in a container (more known as a "bomb") and wiping out the entire administration?

      Hey, if it's Bush we're talking about, I'm all for the second solution. This guy is probably already and ironically strapped in a plane comissioned by Boeing with some CIA 'patriots' to take him to a secret prision in Syria and torture him.
    17. Re:An easier option. by Paul_Hindt · · Score: 1

      Expect the FBI, CIA, local police at your door any minute now.

  10. Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without reading the article, this sure as hell sounds like every sadists "ant and magnifying glass" dream come true.

  11. I 3 Real genius by Hellbuny · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Laslo: I figure you've increased the power output to six megawatts?
    Chris: Yeah, about that.
    Laslo: Well what would you use that for?
    Ick: Making Swiss cheese?
    Mitch: The applications are unlimited.
    Laslo: No. With the fuel you've come up with the beam would last for what...15 seconds. Well what good is that?
    Chris: Oh Laslo. That doesn't matter. I respect you but I graduated.
    Mitch: Yeah, let the engineers figure out a use for it. That's not our concern.
    Laslo: Maybe somebody already has a use for it. One for which it is specifically designed.
    Jordan: You mean Dr. Hathaway had something in mind all along?
    Laslo: Look at the facts! Very high powered, portable, limited firing power, unlimited range. (Chris stops smiling.) All's you'd need is a tracking system, and a large spinning mirror and you could vaporize a human target from space.
    (Mitch glances at Chris.)
    Chris: This is not good.

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    1. Re:I 3 Real genius by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Except it's the other way around. Imagine a military scientist suddenly realising that giant lasers are more fun than just hitting targets from 30,000ft away. There'd be the smell of burnt cheese ingrained in the desk permanently, or at least its charred remains.

      Which would lie on the charred remains of the floor, in a 100ft ditch.

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    2. Re:I 3 Real genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/(Swiss)/enormous \1/

  12. Kent by misleb · · Score: 1

    "Kent. This is God. Stop playing with yourself."

    Sorry, but the summary reminded me of the movie "Real Genius."

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    1. Re:Kent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Mitch plays the role of Jesus, not god

    2. Re:Kent by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      "It is God!"

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  13. Urban operations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Urban operations, eh? Sounds scary. Shows you the military's REAL target is the civilian population.

  14. This will be useless... by kylehase · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...unless we can bring down their shields. All forces target the shield generators!

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  15. Alright by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are one step closer to having an X wing
    A C-130H might not have the sleek looks but it's a step in the right direction.

    My next question is ....what does it sound like...movies always told us that laser will make cool sounds when fired. I vote it makes that 'Ptsui!' sound.

    1. Re:Alright by rjames13 · · Score: 1

      I remember watching a documentary when I was a kid and that laser sound from Star Wars is hitting one of those high tension cables that stops a radio tower from swaying.

    2. Re:Alright by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I myself am more the "Twaiiiing-whoosh" kind of person.

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    3. Re:Alright by Leet0 · · Score: 0

      I second that motion. A 16 Million dollar laser should at least make awesome laser sounds when fired. And we have to make it clear that good guys lasers are green or blue and bad guys are always red. fo sho.

    4. Re:Alright by Magada · · Score: 1

      You can bet it makes one heck of a noise... Had you read the fine article, you'd have learned that the energy is derived from supersonic combustion - i.e. from a channelled explosion.

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    5. Re:Alright by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Big deal! Wake me when they finally put a laser here,... ;-)

  16. I told all my friends by Psychotria · · Score: 1

    that me being 12000lbs would come in handy one day!

  17. I LOVE it by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    Oh, sweet Jesus God, a death ray from the skies! It just doesn't get any better than that!

    Flash Gordon: "Ming, you'll never get away with this!"

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    1. Re:I LOVE it by DynamicPhil · · Score: 1

      Dispatch War-Rocket AJAX!

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  18. Christmas by cetialphav · · Score: 1

    Is it too late to order one in time for Christmas? I just looked on Newegg, but I didn't see this item. This would make a great stocking stuffer.

  19. Don't fry me bro by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    - Laser to fry targets

      - Non-lethal version

      - Less than lethal version given to cops.

      - "Don't fry me bro!" song, world mega-hit.

      - Cops get white plastic armors to reflect criminal's lasers.

      - Stormtroopers raid the rebel ship...

  20. Questions by mach1980 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) How do they solve the problem with Bremsstrahlung?

    2) Anyone got the rated power of that laser-beast? I guess they put 2-4kWh into that 5 second burst which leaves it at 1.4 - 2.8 MW. Which is a helluva lot more than the previous 20kW reported http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1221397

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    1. Re:Questions by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Informative
      1) How do they solve the problem with Bremsstrahlung?

      What problem ?

      Bremsstrahlung occurrs when electrons are decelerated. Does this laser use some kind of electron accelerator ?

    2. Re:Questions by trip11 · · Score: 3, Informative

      1) How do they solve the problem with Bremsstrahlung?

      What problem ?

      Bremsstrahlung occurrs when electrons are decelerated. Does this laser use some kind of electron accelerator ?

      But if a photon has more than a few MeV of energy it can split to an electron-positron pair which can brem, throwing off more photons which will split etc etc. Until the individual bits run out of the energy needed to form more particles. In other words, EM showering. However this requires VERY high energy photons (gamma rays). My understanding was that a laser like this achieves it's power by using lots of photons (in the IR range), so it won't have a problem with Bremsstrahlung at all. Thermal blooming on the other hand is probably a bigger issue. As the laser heats the air, it causes the water vapor to convect which acts as a lens and defocuses the beam.

    3. Re:Questions by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's called "AOE damage" in MMORPG terms. Takes care of more terrorists, protesters, dissenters and what other things threatend our democracy.

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    4. Re:Questions by mach1980 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, used the wrong word, my german isn't that great ;)

      What I meant was the problem that when a laser ablates a target the formed gasses will soak up the incoming lasers energy and decrease the power to the target.

      My guess, now that i thought about it, is that they solve it by only shooting at targets were the formed gasses are removed by the target moving (i.e. missiles/planes).

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    5. Re:Questions by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      1) How do they solve the problem with Bremsstrahlung?
      You don't cross the streams. If you do, it would be bad.
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  21. Next lab over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I worked next door to this when it was the chemical iodine laser. Way back in the days. They made us leave our lab with the nmr/esr; tests were of the "you don't want to be in the building" variety. Ha. What they didn't know what we were doing....

  22. Passive Defence by gringer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I presume a splash of of highly reflective metal (or metallic heat-resistant plastic) will work wonders for defence against these things.

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    1. Re:Passive Defence by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's why you should never go out without your tin-foil hat.

    2. Re:Passive Defence by jettoblack · · Score: 5, Informative

      No mirror reflects 100% of what hits it. Even if it only absorbs 0.1% of the beam, with this much energy the mirror will quickly deform or burn and its reflectivity will drop.

    3. Re:Passive Defence by evanbd · · Score: 1

      How easy do you think it is to keep a mirror clean on a battlefield?

      OK, now how easy do you think it is to keep a precision optics grade mirror at clean-room standards on a battlefield? Because I'm pretty sure that's what it takes to stop a potent laser -- if you're mirror is absorbing more than perhaps 0.1% of the incoming light, it will get hot and melt rather quickly, which makes it absorb a lot more light...

    4. Re:Passive Defence by Arabani · · Score: 5, Informative

      Furthermore, the output beam is infrared, which your average mirror or shiny metal isn't going to reflect. The other problem with shiny surfaces: how do you keep them shiny for long periods of time?

    5. Re:Passive Defence by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, the output beam is infrared, which your average mirror or shiny metal isn't going to reflect.
      er don't build your plane out of normal materials? a few hundred million$$ can buy a lot of strange materials that could do the job.

      The other problem with shiny surfaces: how do you keep them shiny for long periods of time?
      coat the infared reflective material in something that is relatively inert and relatively transparent to infared light. maybe a set of countermeasures a lot like party confetti only made of material that strongly disperses infared light.
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    6. Re:Passive Defence by Ailicec · · Score: 1

      Still, if you reflect only 90% of incoming energy, then the opponent has to multiply their output by 10X to assure a kill (if X power would fry a normal target, now you need 10X to fry a reflective target). So now, you have to build all your zappers 10X bigger, just in case.

    7. Re:Passive Defence by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      I presume a splash of of highly reflective metal (or metallic heat-resistant plastic) will work wonders for defence against these things. There are some problems with that plan:
      • You'd need to know where the beam was coming from in order to avoid accidentally hitting nearby allies with reflected beams.
      • It might not protect you for long, depending on the power and frequency of the laser and the condition of the mirror.
      • A nice reflective mirror could well make you highly visible.
    8. Re:Passive Defence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But for a moment, the 99,9% of the beam is redirected in a random direction. No collateral damage, they say...

    9. Re:Passive Defence by jettoblack · · Score: 1

      You can't just swap materials... the missile has to fly at a certain speed over a certain range of temperatures and atmospheric stresses. Any atmospheric friction or moisture condensation is going to ruin your optical countermeasures. Spending millions of dollars doesn't mean you can violate the laws of chemistry and physics. And anyway, it would be several orders of magnitude cheaper for the enemy to just launch more weapons or lots of dummy weapons to overwhelm the defense system.

    10. Re:Passive Defence by physicsphairy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, mirrors *can* reflect 100%... of a particular wavelength. And it just so happens that lasers are monochromatic in nature.

      However, between two lasers of discrepant frequencies, you could pretty much guarantee that one of them would be effective. So defense is possible in the theoretical sense, but not the practical sense.

    11. Re:Passive Defence by jmv · · Score: 1

      On interesting thing would be a shiny surface with a 0-degree zig-zag. Will reflect the beam back *exactly* where it comes from, no matter what the angle is. Could be interesting...

    12. Re:Passive Defence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it won't work in rainy weather/fog because water absorbs infrared. But it never rains in Iraq/California.

    13. Re:Passive Defence by darthflo · · Score: 1

      Keeping it clean isn't the problem or even necessary at all - the laser takes care of vaporizing all the dirt on the mirror. Then the mirror itself. Then you.

    14. Re:Passive Defence by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      The Enemies of Freedom paint all their weapons in "Nazi Black". True fact. I saw it on MacGyver.

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    15. Re:Passive Defence by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What is REALLY scary is that this just might work in a way. *eyes coat hangers* Think it's time to put those up too?

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    16. Re:Passive Defence by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Good luck finding me. I'll be building one chemical weapons plant, and twenty big mirrors, 19 of which I'll put on schools, hospitals, and Red Cross warehouses.

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    17. Re:Passive Defence by Kickasso · · Score: 1

      IR mirrors are usually gold-plated, so...

    18. Re:Passive Defence by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Can you please give me a reference to such mirrors? I work with lasers and I'd love to get hold of a perfect mirror.

      If you can find mirrors which are even 99.99% perfect I'd be extremely impressed. It's just not possible.

      For a start, the wavelength of laser light is never truly monochromatic - it has a width. That width is going to put fundamental limits on the diffraction efficiency.

    19. Re:Passive Defence by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part about the efficiency drastically dropping with time as it gets damaged? It's only going to be reflecting 90% of incoming energy for the first few nanoseconds.

    20. Re:Passive Defence by gowakuwa · · Score: 0

      Well the Japanese government obviously didn't know that when they sent the Super X-2 against Godzilla in Godzilla vs Biollante.

    21. Re:Passive Defence by evanbd · · Score: 1

      No, he basically has a point. It only gets damaged if the peak power of the laser is high enough. The problem is, it only works once -- you can force a 10x increase in laser size, but you really can't force a *second* 10x increase. 90% is a very good mirror in a battlefield, but not entirely unreasonable. For a nuclear warhead reentry vehicle, you can likely do significantly better (the launch vehicle is another matter, and laser system proposals frequently discuss boost-phase targetting for a variety of reasons).

    22. Re:Passive Defence by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      You can get mirrors with 99.99% reflectivity...they're expensive though. You need a very flat surface (near atomic level), and a very good coating. In fact the very very best mirrors can be as high as 99.9996% reflective (ref here). Now the problem is you need to coat a rocket surface with this...something that won't be damaged by the stresses and heat of the speeds.

    23. Re:Passive Defence by webwidejosh · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about this, but I would assume the limit our vision would have no bearing on the reflective properties of a mirror.

    24. Re:Passive Defence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you keep them shiny for long periods of time?

      One word: BRASSO.

    25. Re:Passive Defence by Sapphon · · Score: 2, Funny

      how do you keep them shiny for long periods of time? Windex?
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    26. Re:Passive Defence by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Use an ablative layer below it or even a gap with a 2nd reflective surface under that. Tarnishing is avoided with a very thin layer of protective material.

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    27. Re:Passive Defence by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      You all are missing something...

      This laser is Air-to-Ground, rockets are NOT the target, ground installations and/or vehicles are!

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    28. Re:Passive Defence by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      This laser targets ground targets, not airborne vehicles or projectiles.

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    29. Re:Passive Defence by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Can you please give me a reference to such mirrors? I work with lasers and I'd love to get hold of a perfect mirror.

      Perhaps he was refering to total internal reflection? That's about as perfect as your going to get, though for this application it's not going to work as you would have to have the beam traveling through glass/water/whatever to make it work. Any imperfection or contaminate at all would likely shatter your prism instantly.

    30. Re:Passive Defence by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      OK-

      Just make really THICK mirrors! ;)

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    31. Re:Passive Defence by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Good idea. Hey, to protect against bombs, we could just put a whole bunch of armor between the bomb and the target!

      I am sure they will try and come up with countermeasures. That said, stealth is probably the only worthwhile countermeasure against something like this. Unless your mirror is absolutely perfect (it wont be), it WILL eat some energy. The second it eats some energy, it becomes even more imperfect and eats more energy. Rinse and repeat over a few microseconds and your mirror is gone vaporized. Maybe you could make it take a few microseconds longer to find the squishy center of a target, but it probably is not worth the cost. A better idea is to stealth whatever it is you are trying to protect from being destroyed in the first place.

    32. Re:Passive Defence by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      From what I can gather, the laser is in the near-infrared (NIR) range, which means it's nearer the visible spectrum, and I think should be reflected by metal in a similar way to visible light. Unless they use one of these.

  23. I wish I could share your enthusiasm. by Hangly+Man · · Score: 0

    Call me paranoid and mod me down if you like, but I can't help being suspicious that every cool new weapon will be used on us sooner or later. Can't outrun or dodge a laser, no sir.

    1. Re:I wish I could share your enthusiasm. by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      You can outrun or dodge a bullet? You oughta set up a circus act. You could be a thousandaire.

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    2. Re:I wish I could share your enthusiasm. by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      Chris Isaak has the answer. (I have no idea whose blog this is, just showed up in GIS and I didn't want to hotlink her image)

  24. Delivery vehicles by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In other news, the Chinese Government is working on ground based lasers that can shoot down C130s.

    One of the most interesting things for future military historians will be how the US, and to a lesser extent the UK, have believed in the effecitveness of action at a distance warfare. "Bomber" Harris in WW2 tried to destroy Nazi Germany by air bombing of cities. Didn't work, half bankrupted the British economy, while the Army and Navy were screaming for convoy escorts and air support. Germany still had to be fought over to end the war. (Meanwhile Hitler spent a fortune on V-weapons whose total effect for the entire war was less than two large RAF night raids.) The lessons had been learnt so well that in Vietnam the US spent a fortune bombing the jungle - then in Cambodia. There was a brief success in the first Gulf War where the fleeing Iraqis obligingly went down the same road and got bombed and shelled to pieces in a local action, so in GW2 Iraq was bombed back to the stone age, which brought the Iraqi war to an abrupt halt (not).

    So the US Government continues its development of bigger and better spears, still fantasising that one day they will develop the big one that will stop anyone, anywhere, from upsetting them. And forgetting that, no matter what firepower you put on a mobile weapons platform, it is still vulnerable to fixed weapons, and usually to small mobile weapons that cost relatively little to make and deploy.

    It's worth remembering that one of the most asymmetric military actions of WW2 was a French resistance girl who visited a German tank base on her bicycle, wandered around putting grease loaded with carborundum into track bearings, and disabled a battalion, riding off home again for lunch.

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    1. Re:Delivery vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >There was a brief success in the first Gulf War where the fleeing Iraqis obligingly went down the same road and got bombed and shelled to pieces in a local action,

      Note this well. The US's most significant "victory" in GWI was bombing the shit out of a RETREATING army.

    2. Re:Delivery vehicles by wirefarm · · Score: 1

      It's worth remembering that one of the most asymmetric military actions of WW2 was a French resistance girl who visited a German tank base on her bicycle, wandered around putting grease loaded with carborundum into track bearings, and disabled a battalion, riding off home again for lunch.

      Have you got a reference for that? It sounds like a fascinating story.

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    3. Re:Delivery vehicles by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Seconded. Especially if there are more like it...

    4. Re:Delivery vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... so in GW2 Iraq was bombed back to the stone age, which brought the Iraqi war to an abrupt halt (not).

      The Invasion of Iraq was over very, very quickly. You're mistaking the post-war occupation for the war.

      It's worth remembering that one of the most asymmetric military actions of WW2 was a French resistance girl who visited a German tank base on her bicycle, wandered around putting grease loaded with carborundum into track bearings, and disabled a battalion, riding off home again for lunch.

      I ask, as did the other poster, got a reference? Google doesn't really turn up anything except a reference to your posting here. There is a reference to using carborundum in the grease for train axles but none to tanks being sabotaged in such a manner that I can find.

    5. Re:Delivery vehicles by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Bomber" Harris in WW2 tried to destroy Nazi Germany by air bombing of cities. Actually, in his autobiography, Albert Speer said of a raid on Hamburg that destroyed most of Germany's ball bearing factories "if they had kept bombing for another two days, the war would have been over". The problem with Harris is that he was trying to destroy german civillian morale which is both morally wrong and non workable. If the Allies had been targetting choke points in the German war economy it could have caused a very quick collapse. Ball bearings are a special case. The factories take a long time but are very easy to destroy because they apparently used flammable oil baths. And armoured vehicles need regular spare parts that need ball bearings. All of this information was available to the Allies, it's almost common sense.

      Personally I would have threatened to bomb Swedish ball bearing factories too, if they continued to sell to the Nazis.

      And it's very noticable that bombing gradually crippled the german war economy despite the targetting being wrong. When you read about the development of V2s for example, it's quite clear that the German economy at the end of the war was chronically short of everything, mainly because of bombed out factories and railways. Same with all of the Nazi weapons work near the end of the war.
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    6. Re:Delivery vehicles by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      said of a raid on Hamburg that destroyed most of Germany's ball bearing factories



      And here I thought Germany's ball bearing industry was concentrated in Schweinfurt (which was bombed quite heavily for precisely this reason).



      Ball bearings are a special case. The factories take a long time but are very easy to destroy because they apparently used flammable oil baths.



      As far as I've read, the raids on the ball bearing factories were considered very successful by the Allies, because they've hit the factories and saw that the buildings had collapsed. However, making ball bearings requires heavy machinery which will survive the building collapse, so all the Germans had to do was remove the rubble and resume production.


      Then again, maybe it's a question of what type of bomb to use. An incendiary might work better on a ball bearing plant than a HE.



      And armoured vehicles need regular spare parts that need ball bearings.



      Unless you switch to roller bearings, which are more easily made and only slightly degrade the performance of the vehicle. This is what the Germans did later on.

    7. Re:Delivery vehicles by tyroneking · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Excellent post my friend.

      A few weeks ago I remember hearing/reading a comment from a US policeman who bemoaned the militarisation of the US police force, a few days later I was enjoying a night out in London and saw two unarmed policemen literally brow-beating two thugs into submission - letting a potentially violent incident descend into a petty argument. In the US I guess the two thugs would have been tasered, there would have been a small riot, couple of deaths, etc.

      Good example of what's wrong with the enforcement powers our governments wield - too many weapons, too few conversations. I've never been one for total demilitarisation, but maybe it's about time we asked our governments to start keeping their dicks in their pants a bit more often.

    8. Re:Delivery vehicles by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Except this isn't a high intensity war-winning weapon, it's an assassination or mop-up device. And the target isn't China, it's uppity brown people who refuse to accept that they're already beaten, hiding mortars and crude rockets in amongst schools and hospitals. It looks fit for purpose to me.

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    9. Re:Delivery vehicles by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      As far as I've read, the raids on the ball bearing factories were considered very successful by the Allies, because they've hit the factories and saw that the buildings had collapsed. However, making ball bearings requires heavy machinery which will survive the building collapse, so all the Germans had to do was remove the rubble and resume production.

      Then again, maybe it's a question of what type of bomb to use. An incendiary might work better on a ball bearing plant than a HE.


      Speer said that the Allies (RAF I think) dropped a mixture of incendiary and HE. The machines used an oil bath which caught fire and that destroyed them.

      Unless you switch to roller bearings, which are more easily made and only slightly degrade the performance of the vehicle. This is what the Germans did later on.

      Well yeah, if you have time to ship tanks back to Germany, build new parts and fit them. But all the tanks were used in fighting the Russians, and if they ran out of spares they would basically be captured as the Russians overrun the positions. By this point, German forces lost territory at a fairly disasterous pace and were very short of everything. So it seems if you could do something to cripple them it was very much worth doing.

      Anyhow Speer writing after WWII reckoned that bombing ball bearing factories came very close to winning the war early for the allies.

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    10. Re:Delivery vehicles by Swifti · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by action at a distance warfare? If you're meaning to say that dropping bombs on people is ineffective, period, you're wrong.

      What a fighting force primarily wants in a conventional war to destroy supply lines and supporting infrastructure. The force will always be up against the enemy's tooth but what it really wants is to go after the enemy's tail, the element that's supporting all those enemy combat troops. By destroying or cutting your enemy off from food, fuel, communication lines, ammunition, you make your enemy more suspect to attrition and therefore, easier to kill. Tactical bombing gives you the tactical advantage in a battle, but strategic bombing gives you the strategic advantage in a war. You bomb a tank, that tank can be replaced. If you bomb the factory making that tank and then blow up that tank, that tank can't be replaced anymore. It is stupid to expect that air power will be able to replace ground troops, but in any modern conventional war, an effective strategic air campaign is vital to success.

      Evaluating the massive bombings of World War II as failures is misguided as those bombings destroyed much German and Japanese infrastructure which was key in an Allied victory. The strategic bombing campaign in the first Gulf War was effective, not because we were blowing the shit out of Iraqi tanks and personnel, but because we were targeting their infrastructure and trashing their supply lines while all Coalition ground troops were still hunkered down in Saudi Arabia. The Iraqis fought badly against Coalition forces, not because they were a poorly trained army; a lot of these guys were veterans of the Iran-Iraq War. They fought badly because they weren't getting adequate supplies and therefore suffering from pretty bad attrition.

    11. Re:Delivery vehicles by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Evaluating the massive bombings of World War II as failures is misguided as those bombings destroyed much German and Japanese infrastructure which was key in an Allied victory.



      They were failures in the sense that they could have been more effective at stopping the Axis' military if a larger percentage of the bombs had actually been dropped on critical infrastructure (factories, refineries, railway stations, airfields and the like) instead of incinerating the population centers and trying to "break enemy morale". "Morale bombing" didn't work. It didn't work for the Germans against England, it didn't work for the Allies. But it sounds better to the ears of politicians than "We knock that factory out and make sure it stays out.".

    12. Re:Delivery vehicles by FireNWater · · Score: 1

      Too bad the Allies didn't target large flammable facilities, like oil storage and refining. That would have lead to large fuel shortages and (among other things) a significant weakening of the Luftwaffe. This would have allowed more and more of our bombers to get thru to targets and allow unfettered close air support of our ground troops. . . . Possibly even British daylight bombing? . . . Naahhhh, hindsight is 20/20. . .

    13. Re:Delivery vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think this worked fairly well for the US at one point. Yep, two bombs helped end a war. The key to this was no one had ever seen a weapon of this magnitude before and no one else had anything like it at the time. This might sound strange (and scary), but I think the US wants a "atomic bomb" that is not a "atomic bomb".

    14. Re:Delivery vehicles by ville · · Score: 1
      They did; Operation Tidal Wave was an operation against Ploiesti refineries.

      // ville

    15. Re:Delivery vehicles by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > Note this well. The US's most significant "victory" in GWI was bombing the shit out of a RETREATING army.

      Look, I'm no fan of what we've done in Iraq, but a retreating army is still an army, one that has not surrendered, and therefore you still destroy it if you can. You don't shoot civilians, you don't shoot surrendering forces, but everything else really is fair game.

      Yeah, it was grisly, but you want to talk war crimes, how about the bombing of water treatment plants?

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    16. Re:Delivery vehicles by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "One of the most interesting things for future military historians will be how the US, and to a lesser extent the UK, have believed in the effecitveness of action at a distance warfare."

      Actually, it's not some strange, illogical 'love' for distance warfare.

      Certainly, in one sense it's a manpower issue - technology is indeed a force-multiplier, and historically for the west it's been about smaller cadres of soldiers facing much greater numbers of lower-tech opponents, consistently, for nearly the last 2000 years. If one sees a coming conflict with China, that would certainly be consistent.

      Moreover, I'd suspect that future historians are more likely to point out that rich & indolent Western Societies, as the collective memory faded of what real oppression was like and as cynical politicians continued to cry "wolf" over threats that were actually insignificant, became less and less willing to bestir themselves from their couches to sacrifice anything (particularly lives) in their own defense.

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    17. Re:Delivery vehicles by G-News.ch · · Score: 1

      "And it's very noticable that bombing gradually crippled the german war economy despite the targetting being wrong. When you read about the development of V2s for example, it's quite clear that the German economy at the end of the war was chronically short of everything, mainly because of bombed out factories and railways. Same with all of the Nazi weapons work near the end of the war." Thank god the Americans took over the V2 plans then. Imagine what would have happened if the Germans had won the race to space! Space suits with Lederhosen! Man in the moon with a mustache!

    18. Re:Delivery vehicles by hhawk · · Score: 1

      Watching Clinton's war in the Balkans (sp?) we where hitting lots of tanks from the air but after the war it turned out we were mostly hitting decoys. Decoys are cheap and you can even give them a nice IR glow. In the first GW, we couldn't find the SCUDS.

      This COIL seems like a really great system in terms of what it could do, the real question is how many valid targets will there be? And at what cost?

      What is the cost per shot? Is it cheap enough to clear mines or pop tanks?

      It could be used to take out some big buildings and ships, but that wouldn't help in our two current wars.

      I could see it being helpful if we ever get a hot war with China, but if things get that hot, it's not going to be a cake walk. The Chinese don't even care about killing their own civilians.

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    19. Re:Delivery vehicles by fumblebruschi · · Score: 1

      You can bomb a patch of ground, you can fly over it, you can shoot missiles at it, but until you stand an eighteen-year-old kid with a rifle on it, you don't own it.

    20. Re:Delivery vehicles by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Your right! we should kill girls riding bicycles~

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    21. Re:Delivery vehicles by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The lessons had been learnt so well that in Vietnam the US spent a fortune bombing the jungle - then in Cambodia.

      The issue with Vietnam is that there was nothing else to bomb. The US was fighting a limited war, which was doomed from the start. The US no longer does that kind of stuff - it has never worked historically to my knowledge, unless you are fighting an isolated enemy who has no other access to supplies and you have absolutely overwhelming force and want to play really nice.

      The problem was that rather than bombing the factory making the guns/missles/etc, the US would try to bomb the trucks carrying this stuff through the jungle. The factory is an easy concentrated target that doesn't move - the trucks would have been hard to hit back then even if they were in an open field.

      Same with anti-air activities. Instead of taking out enemy airfields the US would try to engage planes in the sky - which was obviously a lot harder and more dangerous. In a modern battle you would just launch a bombing raid under heavy air cover and the airfield would be no more. The Vietnamese air-force was almost entirely defensive, and they'd be easily wiped out if they were actually targetted.

      The issue was politics. Bombs were a negotiating technique. The US was concerned about Russians on the ground, etc. The US limited itself to fighting a tactical war of attrition against an enemy whose strategic capability was left unchecked. The Germans weren't defeated in WWII by superior battlefield tactics - they were defeated because their factories were reduced to rubble (as were most of their cities).

      The bottom line is don't start a war unless you're willing to finish the war.

    22. Re:Delivery vehicles by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Bull. Deliberately using this against people is against the laws of war.

      It's designed to be used against equipment in areas where you don't want large amounts of collateral damage.

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    23. Re:Delivery vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say many things about Swedes in WW-II but they had a lot of balls

    24. Re:Delivery vehicles by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Personally I would have threatened to bomb Swedish ball bearing factories too, if they continued to sell to the Nazis.

      That would have been very bad form and attacking neutral countries could have horrible consequences. Imagine what would have happend if the UK started bombing New York in 1940 over a similar supply issue.

    25. Re:Delivery vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have in a few sentences completely dismissed the substantial contribution of strategic bombing to the allied war effort through the significant impact it had on the German war economy, while emphasizing the contribution of the French resistance.

      Freedom fries for everyone, on me!

    26. Re:Delivery vehicles by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Troll

      Deliberately using this against people is against the laws of war.

      Heeeeeeeeeeeeeehahahahaha, that's the funniest thing I've read this year. Thanks for ending it on a high!

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    27. Re:Delivery vehicles by mrdert · · Score: 1

      It's worth remembering that one of the most asymmetric military actions of WW2 was a French resistance girl who visited a German tank base on her bicycle, wandered around putting grease loaded with carborundum into track bearings, and disabled a battalion, riding off home again for lunch. Actually, it was a pair of French "girls", and they sabotaged the grease reservoirs of railway cars that the tanks were being transported upon. This was called "hot boxing" because it caused the bearings to overheat and fail. The tanks were unaffected, though because they were not able to move via rail, they subsequently suffered significant casualties as a result of allied harassment during their (much slowed) maneuvers.

      In modern analysis, the material losses suffered from hot boxing seems to have been negligible and the psychological result (on both friendly and enemy forces) seems to have been the most significant impact. In fact, the SOE wasn't even able to reproduce bearing failure when testing the technique in laboratory conditions, though their test railway was not transporting cargo as heavy as tanks...
    28. Re:Delivery vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, the Chinese Government is working on ground based mirrors that can shoot down C130s.
      There, fixed!

  25. Lasered to death by Frogbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't being lasered to death pretty much being burnt alive?

    How is this weapon even legal?

    1. Re:Lasered to death by Barny · · Score: 1

      .... war....

      Wtf is supposed to be legal about it, you think dumping napalm on the iraq soldiers made them happy?

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    2. Re:Lasered to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can't deliberately set people alight, but you can set their equipment and installations alight, and if they happen to be inside at the time, well, tough. It's the same with > .50cal rounds, you can't shoot them at people, but you can shoot them at equipment, and certain armed forces have been known for deciding that flashlights on people's chests counted as shootable equipment.

    3. Re:Lasered to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Palpatine "I will make it legal!"

    4. Re:Lasered to death by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How is this weapon even legal?

      It bears the "Made in the USA" logo. Any other questions?

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    5. Re:Lasered to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't being "exploded" by a bomb pretty much like being burnt alive?

      I think it's more about how quickly it kills.

      So it's *how fast* they burn to death.

    6. Re:Lasered to death by Astr4y · · Score: 1

      Probably the same way missles, guns, nukes, and other tactical warfare weapons are.

    7. Re:Lasered to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we promise to only use it on the Bad Guys.

      -Boeing

    8. Re:Lasered to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Right makes right, you tree hugging fag.

      Do you mean might makes right?

      If two wrongs make a right do two rights make a wrong .. and three rights make a left .. so two rights mean you turned around, you tree hugging fag hater.

    9. Re:Lasered to death by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Napalm is sticky gasoline, and that's legal. Well, at least the United States uses it in its wars. But interestingly, if you drop a person in burning napalm, he won't feel too much pain because the third-degree burns will kill all the nerves that would be otherwise sending pain signals. It's the guys who get splattered with a bit who suffer. I guess a giant laser beam would vaporize?

      http://www.globalsecurity.org/org/news/2003/030810-napalm-iraq01.htm

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    10. Re:Lasered to death by MellowTigger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've noticed that American government cares a lot about "legal" these days.

    11. Re:Lasered to death by gmcraff · · Score: 1

      There are a few reasons why this weapon is not illegal.

      ONE. It is primarily used as an anti-materiel weapon. You don't get many shots out of a COIL, so you don't waste them on individual infantry. So it's not illegal in the same way that an anti-tank gun isn't illegal.

      TWO. Assuming the weapon is used against a human target, you're not being "burned alive". The focussed energy would burn a relatively small hole into the target, so the demise of the target would be either due to the hole interfering with the operation of vital organs, or the target slightly exploding due to vaporized tissue expanding in an enclosed space. Either way, this happens in a second or less. For an analogy: slowly hammering a lump of lead into a combatant's heart, illegal. Firing a high speed lump of lead into a combatant's heart, legal.

      THREE, you use the word "legal", for which I must refer to a dictionary... ah, yes, "of or pertaining to law". So, we must refer to the established law or treaty on the matter. The 1980 Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons only forbids the use of lasers with an intended effect of blinding the target. If you're using the laser to kill or destroy, it is not forbidden. My search of Wikipedia for other applicable laws doesn't turn up anything else applicable... you can't stretch the 1899 Hague Convention on the prohibition of deforming or expanding bullets far enough to cover the destructive use of lasers.

    12. Re:Lasered to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The initial weapon was designed as an anti-missile system. It might be used for other things as a practical matter, but the initial design application was about getting a disruptor to missiles at launch and in the air quickly enough to destroy/deflect them without peppering the ground with civilian-killing ball-bearings to knock them down. In any case, I doubt you'd recognize this weapon trained upon a living target as "burning someone alive" as much as "punching a steaming hole in." If it relied on heating up something slowly enough to simply catch it on fire it probably wouldn't be that good in its anti-missile application.

    13. Re:Lasered to death by SineWave · · Score: 1

      DON'T LASE ME BRO!!!!

  26. Huge guns and now a laser by KillzoneNET · · Score: 2

    Oh man, now if they put this on an AC-130, it'd seriously make anyone regret having made the decision to be anywhere on the battlefield. It'd make Dr. Evil tear a bit.

  27. Yeah right. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    damage or disable targets with little to no collateral damage,

    ... except for dozens of permanently blinded civilians. But that's so much better than dead, right? /sarcasm


    Lasers of that power aren't harmless. Even the reflected light can still fry your retina.

    1. Re:Yeah right. by Jeepster77 · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree...reflections from the 245mW laser made from a DVD burner will fry your retina...reflections from this thing will vaporize your head!!

    2. Re:Yeah right. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that being blind is worse than death?

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    3. Re:Yeah right. by GarrettK18 · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather be blind. Oh wait, I am ... now, as far as retina frying goes, one prosthetic eye and a nonfunctioning real eye still leave a lot to damage. Ps. I've had a laser pointer shined at my "real" eye, and I couldn't see it.

    4. Re:Yeah right. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes. No matter what you use it for.

      As a "non lethal weapon" for crowd control measures (even when facing an angry mob of protesters, destroying property and looting stores), there are better, less damaging means available, from water fountains to rubber ammo.

      As a war weapon, it is maybe the most crippling weapon ever. Because it ensures you have a wounded instead of a corpse. Every military person will tell you that he prefers a wounded and out of commission enemy to a dead one. A body costs the enemy one soldier. A wounded costs him three (one wounded, two carrying), is a target marker due to moaning and a nice moral crippler to boot.

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    5. Re:Yeah right. by quintessentialk · · Score: 1

      IR is absorbed by water. It won't specifically damage your retina. A high power beam might, however, burn up your eyeballs, and/or body. It would just happen from the outside in.

    6. Re:Yeah right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > except for dozens of permanently blinded civilians. But that's so much better than dead, right?

      As a blind person, you are cordially invited to kiss my a$$. French style.

    7. Re:Yeah right. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, that would be better, however that is against treaties.

      A laser need to be shined in to your eyes to blind you. If this laser is shined into your eyes, your head will be vaporized.
      You can look at a laser, as long as the beam isn't shone(shined?) directly into your remaining eye.
      A mirror will not reflect this laser.

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    8. Re:Yeah right. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      A laser need to be shined in to your eyes to blind you.

      And you're willing to bet your eye on that ? I'm afraid you just lost. Get your information about laser safety from a real book about it instead of pulling it out of your ass, and you might be able to keep your eye.

      If this laser is shined into your eyes, your head will be vaporized.

      Most likely. But irrelevant.

      You can look at a laser, as long as the beam isn't shone(shined?) directly into your remaining eye.

      This thing is powerful enough that a diffuse (not even specular) reflection will ruin your eyesight in less time than it will take you to blink.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_safety

  28. Actually... by Peeet · · Score: 1

    Can we just have it target Fry's Electronics stores?

  29. I'm thinking not by patio11 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Leave a white shirt out in the sun all day, and you know what you get? A hot white shirt. It's the same story on arrow versus armor that it has been for more than a thousand years: given equal technology, the arrow wins. (And the US Air Force is categorically not planning to "fight fair" when it comes to comparing technology bases. Hello, Mr. Third World Tinpot Dictator. Do your Revolutionary Guards have access to MIT's materials engineering department? No? Oh, what a pity... because their physics department works for us.)

    When in doubt, the arrow scales more-or-less linearly (bump up the juice on the laser, problem solved), the armor ceases to scale very rapidly (try adding another 9 to the string of 99.999% reflectivity index).

    I'd be much more worried, for the first few iterations of the system, of it being compromised by less-than-ideal environmental conditions (smoke, dust, smog, haze, clouds, intervening terrain in an urban situation, etc) than by enemy preparations. Besides, if the enemy has decided to put on his Armor of Laser Resistance +1, you can always just go back to Plan A and drop a really big bomb on his head.

    1. Re:I'm thinking not by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      What about using a similarily powerful laser to just shoot the plane out of the sky? I'm not sure a 12000 lbs laser fits into a stealth bomber or if it can be fired without being detectable long enough that AA lasers roast your 2 billion dollar aircraft.

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    2. Re:I'm thinking not by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      This isn't a high intensity warfare weapon, it's an assassination or mop-up device. First you bomb them back into the stone age or herd them into camps, then you fry the uppity ones to make an example.

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    3. Re:I'm thinking not by FireNWater · · Score: 1

      Yup, that group of guys wearing shiny armor stands out REALLY well on Low-Light TV. . . . . . I think that the people who believe it's wrong for us to win wars should go live somewhere they can be on the losing side. . .

    4. Re:I'm thinking not by Red15 · · Score: 0

      Besides, if the enemy has decided to put on his Armor of Laser Resistance +1, you can always just go back to Plan A and drop a really big bomb on his head. At least you won't have any problem spotting them (shiny !)
    5. Re:I'm thinking not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be much more worried...of it being compromised by less-than-ideal environmental conditions (smoke, dust, smog, haze, clouds, intervening terrain in an urban situation, etc) than by enemy preparations.


      We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky.
    6. Re:I'm thinking not by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yeah but lasers are pretty close to the holy grail of anti-air, they have almost zero delay to impact so the target doesn't get a chance to deploy any countermeasures or launch any weapons at the laser station. If a larger group of planes went over such a laser you could destroy a few of them before they've even determined your location.

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    7. Re:I'm thinking not by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      You're really not getting the part about the Forces of Freedom only picking on brown people with 30 year old technology, are you?

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    8. Re:I'm thinking not by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Modern airplanes suck pretty hard at weapon avoidance. Once a missile is fired at you, you are already in deep shit. Yeah, we have counter measures, but they are less then reliable and the sort of thing a good software upgrade can deal with. Today, most "defense" in terms of aircraft is in stealth. If you can't see the target in the first place, it doesn't matter what weapon you have, you can't hit it. I am not saying a laser might not make an excellent AAA weapon, just that hitting the target is only the second step in the larger problem... finding the target.

  30. Beware ... by yvesdandoy · · Score: 0

    people of the world !!!
    They WILL use it against you one day, sooner or later.

  31. Great idea! by strcpy(NULL,... · · Score: 1

    Let's find a good name for your project. Bang, bong.. hmm not quite. Oh OK. I found it. Let's call it a BOMB!

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  32. How do you keep the frickin' sharks alive? by syousef · · Score: 1

    They wouldn't have much room to keep moving in the C130. Baby sharks?

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    1. Re:How do you keep the frickin' sharks alive? by Fastball · · Score: 1

      Transparent aluminum.

  33. The Pig Farmer by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This reminds me of a story I heard when I was a student at Caltech. A Tech Physics grad got a job with a defense firm where he was assigned to design a kill verification system. The way it was supposed to work was by using a spectrometer to detect the carbon emission lines from vaporized human flesh.

    When he realized what he was doing, he quit his job to become a pig farmer.

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    1. Re:The Pig Farmer by argent · · Score: 1

      So that's the inspiration behind Real Genius?

    2. Re:The Pig Farmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a difference?

    3. Re:The Pig Farmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Cause bacon tastes better. Sweet!

    4. Re:The Pig Farmer by HungSoLow · · Score: 2

      And he became.. Robert Pickton! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton

    5. Re:The Pig Farmer by nuzak · · Score: 1

      And now you know ... The Rest of The Story!

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    6. Re:The Pig Farmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When he realized what he was doing, he quit his job to become a pig farmer.

      I remember reading somewhere that weapons designers have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession. Wish I could find my source on that...

    7. Re:The Pig Farmer by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      Whoa. Assuming that the grad student would have been using pig flesh, which is very similar to that of humans, in his kill verification experiments, he merely went from consuming the sample product for a horrible project to producing the sample product for a horrible experiment???

    8. Re:The Pig Farmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This gives me an idea. If we can build a weapon that has the sole purpose of causing our enemies to design a counter weapon, we can trick them into taking themselves out!

      (Evil laugh)

  34. About time... by ikono · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about these in concept in a Popular Science back in 1997... I thought that this would be some more vaporware, like the Titanic 2 they were talking about.

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    1. Re:About time... by zxscooby · · Score: 0

      I remember reading a similar article in PopSci, only it was a one shot chemical laser designed for protecting commercial aircraft. The medium was mixed, then the resulting reaction achieved the correct population inversion for a high powered pulse, and then it was done. Im not sure but it seems from the article that this refreshes the medium via the "supersonic nozzle" and can fire several pulses. I wonder what they do with all the nasty byproducts of the reaction, jetison it out the back of the plane?

    2. Re:About time... by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      With enough power, the weapon can create its own vaporware.

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    3. Re:About time... by Magada · · Score: 1

      Quite so.

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  35. Snake head eating the snake from the opposite side by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Electronics Frys Fry's Electronics.

  36. Where did all the star wars nerds go? by Evets · · Score: 3, Insightful

    73 comments and NO mention of the death star?!?

    1. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by ArigornStrider · · Score: 1

      You win.

      BTW, I've seen some very nice videos of this laser being tested in it's early testing (something around 2001 i wanna say); it'll destroy an ICBM very easily, and that was the motivation behind the Star Wars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative Reagen administration) program I think this falls under.

      And the nose art on the C130 should be Mini-Me humping the laser...

    2. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by Atriqus · · Score: 1

      They were busy building the damn thing :)

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    3. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Where have all the Star Wars Nerds gone?

      Fried by lasers, every one.

      Oh when will they ever learn...

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    4. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be the case that Austin Powers has become more more relevant and Real Genius is now more endearing. Is that a surprise given the crapfest that Star Wars has turned into?

    5. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      We were too busy making the more obvious "Real Genius" references. It won't happen again, Lord Vader. We shall redouble our efforts!

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    6. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by dominious · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by ross.w · · Score: 1

      I hope so, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as the Slashdot Community

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    8. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Actually that is a moon, not a space station.

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    9. Re:Where did all the star wars nerds go? by doombob · · Score: 1
  37. Sorry,I can't find it again by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    I was told this story by a guy I worked with years ago who had been in liaison with the Resistance, and I also heard it when working on tank research in the early 1980s. The background is that in the events around D-Day they were anxious to try and stop German armor getting to the beaches. This was a ridiculously simple idea that worked. Subsequently I have seen it referred to in a book about the Normandy landings, but I can't quote chapter and verse. Google hasn't helped. I guess they haven't indexed _everything_ yet.

    It's possible, of course, that it's a myth, but the fact is that it would work. Seizing a track bearing will throw a track.

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    1. Re:Sorry,I can't find it again by gnalre · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right method, wrong story.

      The sabotage was in fact organised by the SOE(Special Operation Executive) and an an agent called Anthony Brookes(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Brooks). He organized the replacement of a carborundum mixture in the axles of railways flat cars which were to be used to transport a panzer division to Normandy, so bringing the entire railway network to a halt.

      Not as romantic as a french girl on a bike, but just as effective

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  38. No collateral damage? Umm .. by cheros · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The statement that there will be little or no collateral damage seems to originate from an unproven premise that they can aim the thing properly in the first place.

    It flies. It flies slowly (it's not a fighter plane). It flies nearby (range is up to 20km, and let's hope the adversaries don't have any smoke grenades handy). Yet aim is 100% accurate?

    "No collateral damage" - from the club with the two dog film (Barney and Blair)..

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  39. "little to no collateral damage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you count friendly fire incidents. Or if they miss. Or if they have the wrong target. Or 2 miles north of the border rather than 2 miles south. Or...

  40. I'm guessing you're American by Namarrgon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, thanks for your opinion and all. But I'd rather hear from people who actually live in Taiwan, South Korea or Israel, or Japan. I'd be very interested to hear how many share your opinion.

    I don't doubt some do, but I can certainly imagine that people who don't have quite the same level of trust in America (given their rhetoric and actions over the last few years) might feel somewhat more comfortable if America could actually be held accountable for their actions, rather than just having to hope their current president (and advisers) have more than just their own best interests at heart this year.

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    1. Re:I'm guessing you're American by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why don't you go there and find out then? I have been there and I say most people in Taiwan and Israel. Japanese people tend to see US protection as a necessary evil, since it allows them to have a pacifist foreign policy.

      All of them have tried to get nukes in case they US ceases to support them. Taiwan was prevented by the US (so I was told when I was there), Japan has renounced nukes but built up a huge stockpile of plutonium and Israel is an undeclared nuclear power.

      Taiwanese people talked fondly of the days when US troops were stationed there 'to protect Taiwan'.

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    2. Re:I'm guessing you're American by Antity-H · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some of them at least believe in peace and are trying to make it happen. Try this :
      http://www.israelipalestinianproject.com/

      Optimism is good for morale, cheer up!

    3. Re:I'm guessing you're American by waztub · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you think of all the times helicopters sent to deal with terrorists in Gaza accidentally killed/injured civilians from collateral damage, it really makes an invention like this important. Also, remember that a large number of consumer technology started its way as military-only stuff.

    4. Re:I'm guessing you're American by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm secured by the fact that we have a tough allay in America. Although, I do believe that much of the hostility towards Israel today (not 50 years ago) is because of our close ties to the US. Were those ties to be severed, we would be more vulnerable, but we would be less threatened. Real, God-fearing Muslims (not extremists) are opposed, more than anything else, to the invasion of American culture. Israel is a vehicle for that invasion. Real, God-fearing Muslims (not extremists) want to protect their children from exposure to drugs, prostitutes, and all else that is hallmark of American media. And believe it or not, most of Palestine, Jordan, and Egypt is of the real, God-fearing Muslims that I describe. Syria and the Muslim Lebanese are a different story, however.

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    5. Re:I'm guessing you're American by Torvaun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, so the internet started as a flexible communications channel for the military. Kevlar is being used for things like canoes. Consumers don't need 6 ton chemical lasers for their barbecue, and scientific institutions could probably have gotten these before if they needed them. Really, I'm all for military R&D because so much of it does trickle down, but I'm pretty sure this isn't going to.

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    6. Re:I'm guessing you're American by russotto · · Score: 1

      Funny. Some of us in the US believe that a lot of the hostility towards the US is because of our close ties to Israel. (Note that considering the people who have that hostility, this isn't necessarily a bad thing).

      As for "not extremists"... the same non-extremists who democratically elected Hamas? The same non-extremists who rioted over cartoons in a Danish newspaper? The same non-extremists who imposed corporal punishment over a teddy-bear name? Forget it. The mainstream of Islam IS extreme.

    7. Re:I'm guessing you're American by shwouchk · · Score: 0

      Youre kidding yourself if you think this would be much more accurate or less casualty prone.

    8. Re:I'm guessing you're American by geobeck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you think of all the times helicopters sent to deal with terrorists in Gaza accidentally killed/injured civilians from collateral damage...

      Ironically, many saw the invention of aircraft as a way to prevent massive casualties in war. Pairs of airborne 'knights' would duel without the need to send in huge infantries. Of course, infantry battles only increased, and World War II saw the introduction of carpet bombing.

      Much later, laser-guided bombs and other forms of 'surgical strike' were supposed to eliminate civilian casualties. Of course, 'military intelligence' brought us the bombing of non-military targets, with massive civilian casualties for no military gain.

      Now the giant frickin' laser beam is supposed to bring 'surgical strikes' to a new level. Unfortunately, it's still the same people directing the scalpel.

      If there is one constant in human history: War kills people. Always has, always will.

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    9. Re:I'm guessing you're American by dcam · · Score: 1

      Optimism is misplaced.

      You know what sucks about being a pessimist: being right.

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    10. Re:I'm guessing you're American by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Funny. Some of us in the US believe that a lot of the hostility towards the US is because of our close ties to Israel. While there may be some truth in that, from what I've seen I believe that we eat a lot of shit for Americans because we are close to the homes of those who most oppose America. Iraq couldn't hit America in the Gulf War? No problem, he sent a few tens of scuds to Haifa and Tel Aviv. Iran threatens the same. American flags are burned in Palestine. The Palestinians handed out candies on 9/11. We do we eat that shit? Until America invaded Afganistan, where was all the American military technology tested? We have American fighter jets, American rifles (much changed from the pot-metal toys of Vietnam era), American tents, shall I go on? The relationship is much more complicated than I could elaborate here (and I don't claim to understand it completely) but you get the point. We depend on one another. America's oceans were enough to buffer her enemies for the first two hundred years of her existence. Now, she needs foreign allays to buffer. That's not a bad thing. I should mention that the Muslim extremists who are so common in the news actually make up a small (but vocal) minority in my opinion. I've seen mothers cry and slap their children when I've come to arrest them. The parents, mothers especially, do not always know that their child is involved with the planning and execution of terrorism. That could be anything from smuggling weapons or ammunition, to training jihadists, to actually storing ammo in the family house. It may seem ironic that I'm defending the Palestinians, but the truth is that 90% of them (in my opinion) want to get up in the morning, work, pray, eat, and come home to their families. They couldn't care less if the government was run by Jews or Christians or aliens.
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    11. Re:I'm guessing you're American by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      If there is one constant in human history: War kills people. Always has, always will.

      There's an episode of Star Trek where two planets have waged war for so many years that they simply began to accept it as a way of life. They used computers to simulate their battles and then systematically exterminated X amount of their own people in order to avoid "real" war.

      They took all the collateral damage out of war and it allowed them to wage war ceaselessly until it never even occurred to them to want peace.

      My explanation is pretty bad, but it's an interesting episode and a great example of classic, thoughtful sci-fi.

    12. Re:I'm guessing you're American by geobeck · · Score: 1

      There's an episode of Star Trek...

      Actually, the way I see that episode is that they eliminated everything except collateral damage. They 'fought' on, inflicting their calculated casualties, never achieving any military objectives. "We have always been at war with Oceania" comes to mind.

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    13. Re:I'm guessing you're American by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Uh, the invention of precision guided weapons along with new doctrine DID prevent mass civilian casualties. The US rolled in Baghdad with the city still almost entirely intact. That isn't to say that there are no civilian casualties. No matter how perfectly you drop a few hundred pounds of explosives in a city you risk killing innocents, to say nothing of the dangers of precision bomb on a target picked from bad intelligence. That said, it is a far cry from the carpet bombing that used to be par for the course. The fire bombings of Japan make the nuclear attacks look like pocket change in terms of mass death and destruction. It used to be standard operating procedure for Americans to drive into a German town, tell the mayor that all the German soldiers had to either surrender, leave, or be pointed out because the Americans were coming in, and tell him that if they got fired out they would back out of the town and level it. That sort of thing just doesn't fly any more.

      If you were take out all the sectarian violence in Iraq and the suicide bombings, the Iraq war would have been an amazingly cheap war in terms of lives. In terms of just lives of US military men and the civilians they have killed, the war was on the cheap. That is small consolation to anyone caught standing next to a car bomb when it blows or a mother who has her son catch a bullet between the eyes of course.

      My larger point? This laser won't cause any more lives to be lost. It might even save a few. If anything ends up costing lives it is the nature of how insurgent wars are fought in this day and age. When you can formulate the logical argument for blowing up a massive car bomb in a civilian market for the explicate purpose of killing civilians, or your entire insurgency relies on starting an ethnic war amongst the occupied nation, than you get the horrific loss of life that you see in Iraq. Giant laser beams won't make this problem any better or worse.

    14. Re:I'm guessing you're American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, it's American TV shows and movies that make so many Arabs hate Israel, not Isreals' robbing of Palestinians of their homes for decades, their assassination of Palestinian leaders, invasion of Lebannon, Mossad brutalities, etc. Hint: Attacks on Israel have been pretty much constant over the past 50 years, including repeated invasions by your neighbors and constant acts of terrorism against you. Terror attacks against Americans are a much more recent phenomenon. If everyone in Israel is as utterly ungrateful as you for US support, why on Earth do we keep selling you weapons and sending you aid? You stole our nuclear secrets and got us bombed on 9/11, and you blame us? For this ingratitude we have not even questioned Israel for the past 6 years with thousands of our people dead? If this is the attitude in your country we should cut all ties.

  41. The bad guys are assumed to wear black by ColourlessGreenIdeas · · Score: 1

    As is obvious from numerous movies - it makes them look more evil

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  42. Re:You'd think... Target? Frys? by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    Or maybe they'll target Target and end up frying Frys.

    (I seem to have this reflex for delivering straight lines.)

  43. yes you can!!! go .... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Just go under water, im sure 10ft of water will stop the beam

    or perhaps tonnes of smoke 500ft high should help, but your reaction time will probably be too slow and you will fry.

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  44. News flash - 2210, Mars base by nicc777 · · Score: 1

    From the future article: "Scientists today discovered what they belief was the reason for the Earth splitting event in early 2010. The remains of an old fashioned airplane (a thing early man used to fly) with what seems to have been a laser type weapon was found in..."

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    1. Re:News flash - 2210, Mars base by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Oh please, it takes a lot of work to destroy the earth. We're really only up to the task of maybe wiping off the top layer of scum called "life", not the planet itself.

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  45. Mod up :) by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Your comment would have been the funniest I've read all week, but unfortunately, you were edged out by this guy. Kudos for runner up though.

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  46. Yes, but... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the really tricky thing is incorporating that into a meme.

    Sharks with frickin' steel containers, filled with frickin' high explosives and a frickin fuse, all tied to their heads, while being dropped out of a frickin' plane.

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  47. Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We spend approximately 21% of our budget on National Defense. Nearly half the budget is lost to entitlements.

    Now where would *I* get all the money to spend on good projects? Earmarks buried in the various bills that pass Congress. There were over 2000 (two thousand) earmarks in the Defense budget alone. This is money being spent by Congress, not the DOD, but charged as part of the defense budget. How many monunments (read research centers, bridges, etc) do we need named for LIVING members of Congress?

    We spend an amazing amount on education but efforts to improve it are thwarted by Teacher Union's, Special Interest Groups, and Politicians. If you want to improve education don't look to Washington, get involved at the local level. You will see the wall first hand.

    Improved Infrastucture? Look, we already budget more than enough to fix and maintain what we have. The problem is that Congress takes the money allocated and redirects it to new projects. You then have government incompetence at the state level as well. Ever wonder why a certain bridge disaster disappeared from the news so quickly? Because it was exposing the system that is failing. You cannot just throw more money at a failing system and expect good results. If that were the case we would have best schools and roads in the world!

    Lets hit your next category. Medical research. The private sector is doing amazing things in this area - why? Because by not taking Federal money for all lines of research they are left with options they would lose otherwise. Getting the Feds involved handcuffs researchers in more ways than you can count. Medical research is big money, the risks are great but the rewards are great. Keeping people living longer means more money for the companies that can provide it. The government has no interest in you living longer as you cost them more money when you do. (remember that entitlement section of the budget? Nearly half directly spent there)

    New power alternatives. We already have seen where Congress is going. Ethanol. Why? The FARM industry. Earmarks out the wahzoo for a fix that may cause more problems than it solves. Less food for the world and more pollutants of a different sort. Wind farms you say? Sure, just don't put them in some Congressman's backyard! Nuclear? No member of Congress has the willpower to stand behind this industry. Simply put it does not get them votes. The money is high and tied too much to a small area. Whereas ethanol allows for tax money to be spread around garnishing lots of votes!

    Yes the military spends a lot of money. Yes a lot is wasted. However that same military is the reason why we can bitch about the state of our country and the world with near impunity. We don't have to worry about tanks rolling over our demonstrations, we don't have to worry about family members being disappeared overnight because a relative spoke out in university, and we don't go to the market worried about some whacko with a bomb on his chest.

    My sole criteria for the next election is, who will cut the BUDGET the most. The taking from Americans is extreme. Bush was anything but a conservative, having grown the government to sizes beyond reason. There is no reason to have so many people dependant on the government to survive. By creating such a situation we doom the future generations. Where will be the innovations and great strides in society when its people don't have to do so as someone else will foot the bill and tuck them in?

    Getting the government off our backs is the first step to having a great country. Our government should be here to serve us, not indenture us.

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    1. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by mpe · · Score: 1

      Improved Infrastucture? Look, we already budget more than enough to fix and maintain what we have. The problem is that Congress takes the money allocated and redirects it to new projects. You then have government incompetence at the state level as well. Ever wonder why a certain bridge disaster disappeared from the news so quickly? Because it was exposing the system that is failing. You cannot just throw more money at a failing system and expect good results. If that were the case we would have best schools and roads in the world!

      If the actual problem is one of corruption then more money certainly isn't the answer. Indeed more money may make things worst as it attracts more crooks to try and fill their own pockets, thus leaving even less to go where it was ment to be going.

    2. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by galoise · · Score: 1

      in my country, the only regimen under wich you would be imprisoned and disappeared if you had a relative speaking in public was sponsored and financed by the US.

      We have that liberties now, after 20~ years of military dictatorship, and without a quarter of our budget being spent on weapons.

      Ever read Orwell's 1984? you should. Your possition is perfectly illustrated by a slogan in that book: War is peace. That's the country you live in.

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    3. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by billcopc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      However that same military is the reason why we can bitch about the state of our country and the world with near impunity

      I don't think many Americans are worried about being invaded by foreign armies. They're mostly worried about being invaded by their own government.

      Bush may have killed a bunch of arabs, but he killed a ton of Americans too. The ones that lived, he made their lives just a little more miserable every few months. Keep going with this government, and soon it's the Americans that will seek political refuge abroad.

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    4. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      We spend an amazing amount on education but efforts to improve it are thwarted by Teacher Union's,

      QED

    5. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We spend an amazing amount on education but efforts to improve it are thwarted by Teacher Union's


      Yeah, damn those people for complaining about wages after going to school for 5 years, working unpaid for one year, and then starting at $25,000 per year with $60,000 or so in loan debt. It's such a good deal, one has to wonder why anybody would want to be a web designer, nurse, or construction worker.

      Why should we pay someone what they're worth?
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    6. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by RManning · · Score: 1

      Ever wonder why a certain bridge disaster disappeared from the news so quickly? Because it was exposing the system that is failing.

      I live in Minneapolis, and we still have news about the bridge collapse and the re-build. It fell out of the national news because there's no more national interest. I distrust the government as much as anyone, and the bridge collapse was a failure of the system, but it's a little crazy to think the government is censoring news about it.

      Don't think I mean to call you crazy, just your ideas. ;)

    7. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by suggsjc · · Score: 1

      Sorry to the people I was getting ready to mod up, but I just had to say "ding, ding, ding you are correct."

      I'm not even going to try to add on any further arguments as you pretty much hit all the high notes. But, I will add that I do hope that a truly balanced budget would become of the those (seemingly fickle) "hot button issues."

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    8. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Xcott+Craver · · Score: 1

      We spend approximately 21% of our budget on National Defense. Nearly half the budget is lost to entitlements.

      Well, I wouldn't say "lost." I don't look at the US Interstate Highway system and think, "dang, look at all that lost defense money."

      We spend an amazing amount on education but efforts to improve it are thwarted by Teacher Union's, Special Interest Groups, and Politicians. If Teachers' Unions are so good at thwarting the US educational system, you'd think they would have the power to occasionally give themselves a raise.

      Or teach Internet people to use apostrophes correctly, so we could have some left over to fix all of our DONT WALK signs.

    9. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by MindspanConsultants · · Score: 1

      We spend approximately 21% of our budget on National Defense. Nearly half the budget is lost to entitlements. Bullshit. You are drinking the Koolaide if you believe that. It's more than double that by most estimates when the creative accounting isn't swallowed. I agree with your position on pork and a lot of your other points, but to say that military spending isn't a problem is to be quite blind.

      However that same military is the reason why we can bitch about the state of our country and the world with near impunity. We don't have to worry about tanks rolling over our demonstrations, we don't have to worry about family members being disappeared overnight because a relative spoke out in university, and we don't go to the market worried about some whacko with a bomb on his chest.

      Do you really believe this? Didn't your military shoot people at a University? Hello -- Kent State? Oh, but that was a long time ago. I suppose your demonstrations now are all free of government interference right? Free Speech Zones... oh forgot about them. US Citizens being held in military installations for years without charge before being afforded the due process they are guaranteed by your constitution... oh... right.

      I could go on and on, but I suppose my main point is that you seem to think that the armed instrument of your government is your main source of security and what allows you to live the life you do in America. I would argue that working hard to maintain good relations with one's neighbors, fair trade practices, tolerance and understanding of different cultures, the end of neo-colonialism and the exercise of soft power by way of example would serve America far better than a frightened, xenophobic populace hiding behind a massive military presence.

    10. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by inviolet · · Score: 1

      I don't think many Americans are worried about being invaded by foreign armies.

      And why aren't they, exactly?

      Peace and security are aberrations in the history of our species. How, then, has America achieved both? Why are the barbarians currently afraid to bang on our gate?

      The world complains that America has a warlike, unpredictable leader. That, I submit, is the optimal perception for the predatory world of humans to have about one's country. It's the very cheapest way to keep the thugs restrained.

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    11. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am so tired of this "pity the teachers" crap. I have several friends who are teachers, have known a few of them since college, they all got jobs right out of school and were paid the first year (if you're complaining about interning, that's part of their education). $60k in student loans?! Do public school teachers in your area go to Yale or something? A state university is more than adequate and those teachers would only have aobut $15k in loans then. Finally, and most irritatingly, $25k? I finished college with a degree in chemistry, I promise that's quite a bit harder than an education degree (my ed friends partied constantly, no studying required to maintain a B average). My last gf was a public school teacher and with one year at her job more than I have at mine, we would both be considered professionals, she makes $10k a year more than I do. Need I point out the obligatory summers off (if she wants), spring break and winter break? I'll feel bad for teachers pay wise when they are making what I make or less and working 50 weeks a year like the rest of us.

    12. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think many Americans are worried about being invaded by foreign armies. They're mostly worried about being invaded by their own government. Hmmm... when's the last time you saw sunlight? You must be living in your parent's basement reading only /. and digg if you really think that. Get out of the basement and you'll figure out that you are wrong. Oh, and grow up too.
    13. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are the barbarians currently afraid to bang on our gate?

      Well, lets see, there are those two annoyingly big ponds called the Pacific and Atlantic ...
    14. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Nearly half the budget is lost to entitlements.

      Lost? Someone actually *gets* that money *back*. Sure, it might not be the person you think should get it (and in many cases it's not the person I think should get it either -- welfare is horribly misimplemented in this country), but it's not pissed away; it's used for something. That's the crucial difference between entitlements and the military; nobody benefits from that.

      You seem to be a small-government conservative, who thinks that the American taxpayer needs lower taxes and more money back in his pocket. That's fine; I can find something useful to do with that money. Paying for plasma screens in the lobby of Boeing != useful. My personal beliefs are that there are some things (i.e. the financing of nuclear power plants) which are desperately needed but which private capital can't or won't accomplish, but that's a debate civilized people can have, because it's between two useful things.

      Yes the military spends a lot of money. Yes a lot is wasted. However that same military is the reason why we can bitch about the state of our country and the world with near impunity. We don't have to worry about tanks rolling over our demonstrations, we don't have to worry about family members being disappeared overnight because a relative spoke out in university, and we don't go to the market worried about some whacko with a bomb on his chest.

      The Japanese, Swedish, French, Germans, Australians, Brazilians, and a host of other countries can say the same things. They have, in many cases, *more* domestic political freedom and freedom of expression, and less danger of foreign terrorism. Political freedom has nothing to do with a strong military; the Chinese have a strong military and little political freedom; the Swiss have a weak military and more political freedom than Americans. It does have something to do with national defense against invasion, but what we've got is a little excessive for that purpose, don't you think? Besides, the way we're currently using our strong military makes us more likely to be attacked, seeing as we've pissed off maybe five of the six billion people on the planet, and most of the radical militaristic ones. (The Russians don't like us. The Chinese don't like us. The Muslims sure as hell don't like us. The Europeans don't like us, but they're not troublemakers. The Africans have too many problems to really care, except for the ones that are Muslims; they don't like us.

    15. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you'll be voting Ron Paul then?

    16. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by akirapill · · Score: 1
      Grr how dare you make me put off studying for finals to respond to your BS!

      We spend an amazing amount on education but efforts to improve it are thwarted by Teacher Union's, Special Interest Groups, and Politicians.
      "special interest groups" is a favorite term for conservatives because it means whatever they want it to mean. Any concerned group (environmentalists, gay rights advocates, etc) can conveniently be written off as a "special interest group" and they magically lose all credibility. But corporate lobbyists? the defense industry? pork barrel contractors? somehow they never seem to count as special interest groups. I wonder why? Oh, but POLITICIANS are also to blame for the state of the education system! Wowz0rz, +5000 insightful! Please, this is meaningless. And the teachers' unions are also to blame apparently. how dare they ask to be paid fairly! how dare they protest flawed achievement tests and budget gerrymandering! We should be building our economy not investing in an educated workforce! It sounds like you've got a bitter taste in your mouth after you "got involved at the local level" and the union wasn't receptive to your plan to outsource the school to the next town over.

      Ever wonder why a certain bridge disaster disappeared from the news so quickly? Because it was exposing the system that is failing.
      hey, maybe the bridge disaster "disappeared" from the news so fast because it was a FREAKING BRIDGE DISASTER! you're a real rare breed - a tin foil hat libertarian.

      Lets hit your next category. Medical research. The private sector is doing amazing things in this area - why? Because by not taking Federal money for all lines of research they are left with options they would lose otherwise.
      TheSciBoy already responded to this starry-eyed free market BS better than I could ever do. So yeah, what he said.

      New power alternatives. We already have seen where Congress is going.
      OK, I actually agree with a lot of what you said here, but your conclusion seems to be "don't invest in alternative energy". If the market were to decide what energy we use, we'd just be burning coal until our lungs turn black, there's no more mountain tops, and Holland returns to the sea 'cause it would look good on quarterly reports. The market is actually pretty terrible at long term strategy because it externalizes all the environmental costs associated with energy, so what looks economically viable to energy companies is actually a huge burden on the rest of us. With all this faith in theory you should really be a Marxist!

      However that same military is the reason why we can bitch about the state of our country and the world with near impunity.
      "Freedom isn't free!" wow, haven't heard that one before. So what are you saying, that countries that spend less on their military are more restrictive of public discourse? Those Swedes must be really strict! Thanks to our constant state of "war", the government has been able to justify everything from spying on its own citizens to disappearing people indefinitely without a fair trial. Please don't insult my intelligence with this (dare I say?) fascist rhetoric. I agree that there's plenty of government waste. I disagree with your definition of waste. Maintaining a healthy and educated workforce is absolutely crucial for the long term economic state of the country. On the other hand, the hundreds of billions spent on the war on terror haven't made us an ounce more safe but have expanded government powers to unprecedented levels. Liberal or conservative, ideology rots your brain.
    17. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Figure from Wikipedia:

      "The President's actual budget for 2007 totals $2.8 trillion. Percentages in parentheses indicate percentage change compared to 2006. This budget request is broken down by the following expenditures:

              * $586.1 billion (+7.0%) - Social Security
              * $548.8 billion (+9.0%) - Defense[2]
              * $394.5 billion (+12.4%) - Medicare
              * $367.0 billion (+2.0%) - Unemployment and welfare
              * $276.4 billion (+2.9%) - Medicaid and other health related
              * $243.7 billion (+13.4%) - Interest on debt
              * $89.9 billion (+1.3%) - Education and training
              * $76.9 billion (+8.1%) - Transportation
              * $72.6 billion (+5.8%) - Veterans' benefits
              * $43.5 billion (+9.2%) - Administration of justice
              * $33.1 billion (+5.7%) - Natural resources and environment
              * $32.5 billion (+15.4%) - Foreign affairs
              * $27.0 billion (+3.7%) - Agriculture
              * $26.8 billion (+28.7%) - Community and regional development
              * $25.0 billion (+4.0%) - Science and technology
              * $23.5 billion (+0.0%) - Energy
              * $20.1 billion (+11.4%) - General government

      The Iraq war and the Afghanistan war are not part of the defense budget, they are appropriations. See Below for total defense spending."

      Medicare plus Social Security:

      586.1+394.5=980.6 billion

      "Estimated receipts for fiscal year 2007 were $2.4 trillion.

              * $1.1 trillion - Individual income tax
              * $884.1 billion - Social Security and other payroll taxes
              # $260.6 billion - Corporate income tax
              # $74.6 billion - Excise taxes
              # $28.1 billion - Customs duties
              # $23.7 billion - Estate and gift taxes
              # $48.4 billion - Other"

      Amount Medicare/Social Security exceeded taxation specifically for them $96.50 billion

      Refiguring

      1819.4 Billion not paid for by use taxes on Social Security.

      Military Budget - 586.1 billion PLUS 72.6 Billion Veteran costs (does not include supplementals for wars)

      36.20 % military spending
      13.39 % interest on debt
      51% military spending requires 1171.59 for military, veteran affairs, and debt interest. Adding the 884.10 for social security means 2055.69, out of revenues of 2400. The current spending on other items is 917 billion. please show me where you intend to cut 50% of the remaining amount. Recall that the excise taxes include federal gasoline taxes designated for highways.

    18. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I don't think many Americans are worried about being invaded by foreign armies. They're mostly worried about being invaded by their own government.
      You're seriously deluded. The main thing Americans worry about, is their cable TV bill.

      Bush may have killed a bunch of arabs, but he killed a ton of Americans too.

      He killed a virtually insignificant number of Americans. The ones he did kill, don't vote anymore. And the maimed ones who can still vote, are absolutely dwarfed by nearly every other special interest. What are we talking about, a few tens of thousands of people?

      Americans may end up wishing to leave, but there is currently no sign of a trend that event suggests they are currently thinking in those terms. Look at the 2004 and 2006 elections, and the 2008 campaigns. You may be right but you're also definitely out of touch.

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    19. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by billcopc · · Score: 1

      We have peace and security up here in Canada, but we are afraid of invasion by one particular nation: Americans! We're cool with every other country on the globe, just not you guys. If China invades us tomorrow we'll go "Welp, you got us by surprise there!", but we've been suspicious of the USA for decades.

      It's not because our government is weak, it's because your government is out of control. The world doesn't seem so predatory on this side of the bridge. Now maybe if your breweries were to start making good beer, you guys might learn to chill out just the same :)

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    20. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      We spend an amazing amount on education but efforts to improve it are thwarted by Teacher Union's,

      You had me until you got to the "unions are evil" implications. If unions weren't necessary, they never would have been created. Teachers unions, at worst, waste money by making firing teachers harder (but you could still give them an administrative desk job and forget about them). However, they do little to encourage the hiring of incompetent teachers. If the teachers hired were comeptent, then there wouldn't be a problem. Also, our expendatures on education are smaller than people think. Though I see all sorts of things to the contrary, the cost to educate a student in the public schools is still less than private schools. Only when you add in things like a school board or bussing, neither of which exist for private schools, do the public school costs rise. And federal expenses on schools include things like lunches which are unrelated to the education of the students. When you count the money being spent to educate students, we are amazingly low, probably too low. And if you still think that unions are evil, move to Texas. It's illegal for the teacher's union to strike there, so they have all the power you can get by writing a strongly worded letter to a politician.

    21. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by YetAnotherBob · · Score: 1

      So, you have complete freedom to do as you are told and say what you are told to think.

      Freedom...

      I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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    22. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by galoise · · Score: 1

      please clarify. I said that *after* a cruel dictatorship, where people *was* detained and disapeared by things of the like of having relatives speaking in public, we have the liberty to do that, and not be imprisoned or disappeared, cause that dictatorship was toppled.

      That dictatorship was sponsored and financed by the us. In my country, the US did not help any freedom, but help crush them, as in a lot of other countries.

      Now, you were saying that i have complete freedom to do as i'm told and say what you are told to think. why would that be?

      Either a) you didn't understand shit of what i was saying, and i reckon that this could be because of my bad english (i'm not a native speaker) or b) you don't know shit of what you are talking about, especially considering that you probably don't know where i'm from.

      In any case, my point was against that typical belief among united states citizens that the world at large needs some kind of big brother to live peacefully and in freedom. In most parts, the US has not been of help in that particular front, but all the opposite. My country is one of those places.

      So please clarify your comment, because i don't want to jump into conclusions about your political education or standing, and believe honestly that one of us is not understading the other.

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    23. Re:Military Budget *isn't* the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need I point out the obligatory summers off (if she wants), spring break and winter break?

      Don't forget the best damn health care possible! I know a lot of people who'll give up thousands of dollars of their salary to get that kind of health care!

      Of course, the funniest thing I ever heard about teachers was this (paraphrased)... "Ok, everyone knows that teaching is a generally low paying job. So, why do people become teachers? It cannot be for the pay! So, what do they say? 'They want to make a difference in a child's life' Ok, so why are they complaining about their pay when schools in America are so often reported as being under-performing? Teachers sound like the biggest bunch of hypocrites. They choose to go into a low paying job that they KNOW is low paying, complain about their pay once they get there, and haven't done a damn thing to improve the quality of education for the children. So what is it? Do you want the money or do you want to help the children? You cannot have both!"

      Not to mention that Teachers often make as much as web developers. What you think a computer science degree will net you a $100k salary? Think again. I looked up teacher salaries and they make around $30k. Guess the average salary offered me as a web designer/developer? Oh, about $30k. From $25k to $35 was the usual offering and listing of web design jobs.

      Of course, I'd be happy to give teachers a raise! First, lets take away their 100% medical coverage. Medical coverage with no deductibles, that qualifies for elective and cosmetic surgeries, treatments for things that most private insurances won't cover, such as fertility treatments.

  48. No not Target! by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

    Where will I go for affordable yet decent housewares?

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  49. Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Boeing's Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL) which is being developed for the Department of Defense, will destroy, damage or disable targets with little to no collateral damage, supporting missions on the battlefield and in urban operations, Boeing said."

    and then a bit later on.

    "The system doesn't so much evaporate its target as melts or damages it rendering it useless. In the case of using it against missiles, the missle is typically weakened and then explodes, experts said."

    1. define target.
    2. define collateral.
    3. define damage.

    My only suspicion is that they are going for some manner of enhanced targeting accuracy with the laser. It sounds like in the absence of really good targeting identification that it is just another way to fry folk from afar, which mind you, is a fine avocation. The world would be so much simpler if we could go back to sticks and sharpened rocks.

  50. Reference by femto · · Score: 1

    You have the story slightly wrong. The grease was put into the bearings of railway cars carrying the tanks. Not the tanks themselves. The tanks were stranded and the railway line blocked. Yes, it is an interesting story.

    1. Re:Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also here, here and here. It was probably done more than once.

  51. there's the VP by misanthrope101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Arm VP Cheney, and let him protect his President. Anyone who isn't a moron can use a modern shotgun safely and effectively.

    1. Re:there's the VP by Entropius · · Score: 1

      My father, a hunter, taught me the two rules of gun safety when I was five:

      1) Don't point a gun at anything you don't want to shoot
      2) Don't shoot anywhere you can't see.

      Cheney, at least drunk Cheney, can't follow these apparently.

      To those rules then you'd have to add:

      3) Don't carry a gun when you're drunk.

    2. Re:there's the VP by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Interesting question: if Cheney is "guarding" Bush, and the aforementioned shotgun held by Cheney "goes off," would Cheney then become POTUS? Or would he likely be charged with something preventing him from becoming POTUS?

      Either way - it's all good...

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  52. Targeting Problem by andyh3930 · · Score: 1

    The beam will be subject to refraction so making accurate pin-point targeting impossible, especially from 20Km

    Twinkle Twinkle little star!!

    1. Re:Targeting Problem by tomz16 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. (YOU) > (PEOPLE WORKING ON THIS)... Read more about it. You pre-compensate the beam with an estimate of the atmospheric turbulence it will travel through. It's a REALLY tough problem, but has been demonstrated in practice.

  53. they aren't stupid, only selective by misanthrope101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    in what they perceive. The book A Bright Shining Lie said a lot about this stuff. The AF would bomb the hell out of the jungle and chalk up x VC kills, and wouldn't believe Vann, who went out there to see the bombing site, when he said there were no weapons in the place they bombed, only dead peasants.

    Why are people like this? Dunno. But an AF officer isn't going to make much rank if he isn't convinced 24/7 that airpower is the best answer to whatever problem they have that day. And "collateral damage" (i.e. brown or yellow people who I don't have to care about) just isn't important.

    From day one of the Iraq war/occupation/whatever I've said we should let cameram crews walk around the areas we've bombed. You support war? Fine--here are the pictures of the children you killed today. How's that moral clarity working out for you?

    Even today, supporters of the war are crowing about how "improved" Iraq is. Fine. My problem is that I mentally transfer the car bombs and dozens of sectarian killings every day, along with the imprisonment without trial, govt-backed death squads, lack of clean water, lack of medicine, etc, to, say, Houston, and wonder how wonderful we'd consider it. We'd be horrified, and there's no way we'd be happy if another country imposed that on us, especially with ~150K troops and mercenaries on our part of the earth but with complete immunity from our laws and even their own damned laws (at least in the case of the mercs). People's insouciance is due simply to the fact that it isn't them.

    If the AF blew up the school across from their house and they were picking up body parts from their front lawn, a pro forma apology and a speech by the foreign president that "things are looking up" wouldn't fly. 80% of us would be working for the insurgency. Once you just ask the seemingly obvious question "how would we feel in their place?" the BS you see on Fox and Fox Lite (i.e. the other TV channels) rings a bit hollow.

  54. Re:No collateral damage? Umm .. by dave420 · · Score: 1

    And even if it's a beautiful still day, no humidity, your targets are stationary and without smoke grenades - how do you know they're actually legitimate targets, and not another Chinese embassy?

  55. socialist! by misanthrope101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But weapons are cool! We have to be kept safe, or something. And that $500B (more like $750B now) creates jobs, or something. Big government is o-tay if all big government means is giving tax money to corporations on a no-bid basis, or suspending habeus corpus, or building more prisons or something. Big government is bad, i.e. socialism, if you give one red cent to a poor person, or pay any health-care related expense for anyone who isn't old enough to be an O'Reilley fan.

    I'm still a little fuzzy on how building infrastructure in Iraq is okay, but building infrastructure in the USA is socialism. Are we foisting socialism on the Iraqis?

    1. Re:socialist! by bvimo · · Score: 1

      Until recently, Iraq was a socialist state without any democracy. We have to thank the UK/USA alliance for the restoration of democracy.

      Don't forget, democracy X costs. Where X has a broad range of ideals.

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  56. Whoa! A supersonic laser! by Eudial · · Score: 3, Funny
    TFA:

    Both systems employ a Chemical Oxygen Iodine Laser (COIL) that is made by combining a bunch of nasty chemicals - potassium, peroxide, chlorine, iodine and other stuff and then fired at supersonic speeds.

    Would be a pretty crappy laser if it was slower than the speed of sound.
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    1. Re:Whoa! A supersonic laser! by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      no one can defeat the quad laser it is over now the bullet is enormous there is no escaping

    2. Re:Whoa! A supersonic laser! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would be a pretty crappy laser if it was slower than the speed of sound.
      Well, yeah. That's why they called them phasers. You gotta give the bad guys a chance to jump out of the way, otherwise the episode would be over before the opening credits.
  57. Re:No collateral damage? Umm .. by XMode · · Score: 1

    How could it miss? Its laser targeted!

  58. Progress with lasers by heroine · · Score: 1

    So is the latest one much better than the old ones which required hauling around a truckload of toxic chemicals and burning up a few million dollars to get a split second laser burst?

  59. Rebuild US Infrastructure [Modular Power Grid,..] by tyrione · · Score: 1

    ...or behind this curtain, A BIG FRICKIN' LASER!

  60. Re:Passive Offense by fferreres · · Score: 1

    Defense is possible if you can quickly aim the mirror orthogonal to the light source...ie, beaming back 80% will probably annoy the attacker.

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  61. Summary is technically incorrect by hey! · · Score: 1

    "Frying" implies contact with, or immersion in, liquid fat heated well above the boiling point of water. It works by direct heat transfer. Similar heat transfer cooking methods include baking/roasting (air molecules) steaming (water vapor) and poaching/boiling (liquid water).

    Cooking by radiant heat is called "broiling".

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    1. Re:Summary is technically incorrect by breal0 · · Score: 1

      It's called grilling everywhere else in the world. Well if you're gonna be pedantic so am I.

    2. Re:Summary is technically incorrect by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 1

      Makes little difference to the poor bastard being heated to death.

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    3. Re:Summary is technically incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the fat in their skin melted and boiled, they could be "fried" in their own juices.... this is getting quite macabre. But then again, we are talking about killing human beings.

  62. typical military-industrial scenario once again by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    So we're spending millions to put up a weapon system of dubious effectiveness, good only for setting small fires. Don't we have good-ol magnesium bombs that cost 1/1000th as much and work even through clouds, rain, and smoke?

    And call me an idealist, but isn't it more likely we'd get the natives cooperation a whole lot easier and cheaper if we dropped like food and medicine and maybe a well-drilling kit?

    1. Re:typical military-industrial scenario once again by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good luck hitting an object moving a supersonic speeds.

      "And call me an idealist, but isn't it more likely we'd get the natives cooperation a whole lot easier and cheaper if we dropped like food and medicine and maybe a well-drilling kit?"

      we've tried that in several countries. Very often people are killed by local warlords, who then confiscate the material.

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  63. Right method, perhaps two stories by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    I find it hard to imagine that SOE would only try a trick like that once. I suspect that they would have saved it for the big one and tried it as many ways as possible. It's not hard to drop a 500gm can of grease in a consignment to Resistance units.

    In fact, if the Germans found such a consignment and worked out what it was for they would have been worried - do we stop everything and inspect the bearings?

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    1. Re:Right method, perhaps two stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But probably harder for a french girl to cycle into a Army camp, remove the hub off a tiger tank, pack the grease in, replace the hub 40 times. Easier for a railway worker to do the same thing on a flat bed truck.

  64. Lasers on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lasers on a plane > Snakes on a plane

    1. Re:Lasers on a plane? by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      How about lasers on every [US owned] plane?

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  65. Re:No collateral damage? Umm .. by cheros · · Score: 1

    Easy. From now on, the target identification is a large sign "Chinese embassy".

    Can't go wrong then. First, off it would no longer be an accident, secondly, it would stop anyone labelling a building "Chinese embassy" and thirdly we can assume a 100% hit rate based on past statistics.

    Seems like a win win to me :-) /sarcasm

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  66. 12,000 POUND laser? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    Since when is "pounds" a useful unit of measurement applicable to a laser?

    A much cheaper method for developing a 12,000 pound laser would be to embed a presentation pointer in a big concrete slab. Think the DoD would go for it?

    1. Re:12,000 POUND laser? by allcar · · Score: 1

      Sadly, yes I do. Provided that each state gets to provide a bit of the concrete!

    2. Re:12,000 POUND laser? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      I guess there are no non-metric scales to measure the power of lasers, and the submitter is unaware of the existance of the metric system.

      "This laser can fry four MLoC (Mega-Libraries of Congress) per fortnight."

    3. Re:12,000 POUND laser? by 45mm · · Score: 1

      12,000 pounds sounds pretty cheap to me ... but I guess with the dollar falling it's expensive?

  67. Sample letter by cheros · · Score: 1

    Dear .

    Please find, as ordered, your latest shipment of laser pointers, to be handed out to all the kids in the area of your critical infrastructure. Regretfully we have no answer to some kids enjoying burning the retinas of their friends, your local soldiers are reputed to enjoy repleting the local child stock anyway.

    The abundance of laser ID points will confuse the targeting system of the US weapon, forcing it into proximity to target properly, and you can then use regular air defence systems.

    Please consider the further stack of large signs a gift for doing business with us. Should you find any troops of other nations, simply stick this sign "Chinese embassy" on their premises and the US will kindly take care of them for you under the internationally approved "collateral damage" excuse - all they want is to shoot, the type of target is less important.

    Rest assured of our respect for your money^h^h^h^h^hbusiness, and I look forward to hear from you soon.

    Yours sincerely,

    W Eapons-Handler /sarcasm

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    1. Re:Sample letter by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Do you really think laser target designators just look for a shiny red dot and not a coded signal of some sort?

      Besides, you don't need a target designator for this weapon. It IS a laser. You use a camera to acquire the target.

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  68. Why fry Targets? I love Target! by pbrooks100 · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone want to destroy Targets at this time of year? They're much nicer than Wal-Mart in my opinion. Why don't people think a bit more about the subject/title line.

  69. Much the same effect by Snart+Barfunz · · Score: 1

    You could achieve much the same ends by dousing the target in kerosene, lighting it, then stoking the resulting blaze with bundles of thousand-dollar bills. Boys and their toys!

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  70. In other news... by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Hamas (the democratically elected terriorists/government/aid agency/prisoners/scapegoats) today ordered the streets and roof tops of the west bank paved with with shards of broken mirrors.

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    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allah saw this and was pleased. As the C130 strafed below, he poked and angled his head just below the clouds for a quick razor sharp shave. Cheers of "lu lu lu lu" echoed in the streets.
      Koran 13:23 (New Muhammad Version)
    2. Re:In other news... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Broken mirrors? Sounds like they're in for some bad luck.

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    3. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cheers of "lu lu lu lu" echoed in the streets."

      Who knew they were South Park fans?

  71. yeah, right by Tom · · Score: 1

    destroy, damage or disable targets with little to no collateral damage They've been claiming that for pretty much every new, modern weapons system. Somehow, the reality of the battlefield is different.

    There are no weapons that don't kill innocents. It's as simple as that, come to grips with it already. You want to play war, you're gonna kill people.
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    1. Re:yeah, right by geekoid · · Score: 1

      true, bu are capabilities today means you can kill fewer civilians.

      Which to my mind is a good thing. Hell, we can now blow up a building in the middle of a city, and not even crack the windows in a neighboring buildings. No it's not perfect, but it's better then trying to flatten a whole city.

      I am tlaking about the current use of the military. I know there are good military arguments for flattening a city.

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  72. such a democracy--we should be so lucky by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Iraq was a "socialist state" with a very good education and public health system. Minority rights, women's rights, and freedom of religion was tolerated, at least in comparison to Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and other Middle Eastern dictatorships with which we are still allied. Saddam was brutal and no doubt corrupt, but he was a bulwark against religious extremism, a counterweight against Saudi Wahaabi fanatics.

    Iraq only became a shithole after the UN sanctions, and then a hellhole after our invasion. The USA has historically had no problem with nations that were politically repressive, even brutal (Indonesia, anyone? Saudi Arabia? UAE?) as long as they did business with US companies, allowing us to profit from their brutality. I agree that Saddam was a dictator, but saying they have us to "thank" for "democracy" is a bit cheeky. Can they thank us for arming him, or for cutting off medical supplies? How about selling him components for chemical weapons in the 80s?

    As for Iraq being a democracy, stop acting as if they have self-determination. Over 150K troops and mercenaries on your soil, enjoying complete immunity from Iraqi law, with the ability to shoot you at will, isn't what I'd call a democracy. Would you favor letting the Iraqis vote next week on whether US military members and mercenaries should be subject to Iraqi law? Would you consider the referendum binding? If not, they aren't much of a soverign nation, are they?

    1. Re:such a democracy--we should be so lucky by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Minority rights, women's rights, and freedom of religion was tolerated, at least in comparison to Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and other Middle Eastern dictatorships with which we are still allied."

      lol. Yes, in comparison to other places that shit on people it was only pretty bad.

      And they do have us to thank for democracy.
      If the Iraq military would actually take a serious part in the war, I would be all for having them vote on whether US military members and mercenaries should be subject to Iraqi law?

      Since they go home for a week after 3 weeks of sleeping on duty, I don't think they cuold really handle a serious threat by themselves.

      I do believe this administration was wrong to go into Iraq under the pretense that they did. Not even getting tino the fact that this administration has completly bungled the war in every aspect.

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    2. Re:such a democracy--we should be so lucky by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Yugoslavia was a "socialist state" with a very good education and public health system. Minority rights, women's rights, and freedom of religion was tolerated, at least in comparison to Russia East Germany, the Ukraine, and other Soviet Bloc dictatorships with which we are still opposed. Tito was brutal and no doubt corrupt, but he was a bulwark against religious extremism, a counterweight against ethnic fanatics."

      Tito died and the whole thing went to shit, giving us "ethnic cleansing", Screbrinicza [sp], and Democrats thumping the table for military action to stop the violence.

      History will likely judge the US invasion of Iraq as a mistake - hell, even most republicans, when asked privately, will say that. But pretending that Iraq would have remained stable in the future is to ignore history - RECENT history. You can't make people of other tribes/religions/cultures love one another by pointing a gun at them. The best you get is resentful tolerance - hell, we're STILL living with the aftermath of Reconstruction in the South.

      Unfortunately, the world hasn't quite figured out how to make culturally and religiously diverse people live together peacefully. I'd argue that the closest we've come is in the US, where immigrant waves have been incorporated more or less successfully. Europe is getting a taste of the problems associated with having large populations of "different" people trying to function within a monolithic society - Muslims in England, North Africans in France, Turks in Germany. Hell, there's a non-zero possibility that Belgium will decide they don't want to exist anymore, based on ethnic and religious divisions.

      I am morally certain that, within 20 years, Iraq will be split into 3 ethnically identified political entities, and that it would have happened REGARDLESS of US military adventurism. Now the US simply won't have the moral high ground when it happens. Not that the US ever really does have the moral high ground in the eyes of the rest of the world - anyone remember when the US was getting blamed for allowing Kossovo to happen in Europe's back yard? And now Darfur, to which the US has never had any ties, colonial or otherwise? Somalia? These were all the US's "fault", and we swallowed that hook whole.

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    3. Re:such a democracy--we should be so lucky by Shihar · · Score: 1

      It has been the position of the US for some time that if Iraq wants the US out, it will leave. In fact, we even had presidential candidates running on a platform of DEMANDING that Iraq give a thumbs up or thumbs down to the US occupation so the US can soldier on with some vague moral high ground or say "so long, have fun with your war, we are calling it a victory and getting the fuck out". Granted, this has all merrily gone by the wayside now that the violence levels of radically dropped and everyone is all smiles and hugs about the status quo.

      My point is that if the Iraqi government wants the US out, it would vanish. The US just barely has the political will to stick around, even with things being quiet. A simple formal demand from the government to leave would tip the handful of senators it would take to force Bush out regardless if he wants to or not. If the US just barely has the political will to stick around, how long do you think that will would last if the democratic Iraqi government got into a fire fight when trying to remove US soldiers? The Iraqi government can make the US troops vanish, they just don't want to. They want to play up enough occupier resentment to keep the populace happy while not alienating the 150K extra policemen/soldiers they have running around pumping money into the system and keeping some vague order.

      The truth is that US is wanted in Iraq by the Iraqi government. The Shiite's don't feel fully comfortable that they can keep anarchy at bay and still need US help to maintain order and (probably more importantly to them) train their defense forces. The Sunni's are scared shitless that the Shiites will find their own less humane way of trying to end the insurgency if the US is gone (see Serbia's attempts to end an insurgency for an example). The only people that actually don't need the US sitting around holding their hands are the Kurds... and the Kurds are tickled pink to have the Americans around because for the first time in a very long time they are not getting knocked around by every other power in the region and have a big friend armed to the teeth fighting (or at least winking, nodding, and sending guns) for their cause.

  73. Re:No collateral damage? Umm .. by sheared · · Score: 1

    Actually, don't they already have a conventional version of the C-130 that flies around in circles well away from its target, which can systematically and extremely accurately pick of its target (I'm not a military person, so I do not know the plane, I just know I've seen some of the videos of it over the past several years)? If they can do that with something that has to consider a bullet flying through the air, I do not see why it would be very difficult for a laser which does not have to worry about resistance. It seems like that would almost be a point-and-click-kill type of system.

    Heck, if they have laser targeting systems that can even just occasionally knock a missile out of the sky with another missile, a stationary target on the ground targeted by a slow moving aircraft seems trivial. Developing the laser should really be the hard part of this equation.

  74. Another Airbourne Laser? by stiggle · · Score: 1

    Didn't they find out that the old ALL (Advanced Laser Lab) thats now retired at Wright-Patterson (arrived 1988) didn't work too well - the problem of tracking and hitting a target small moving at superconic speeds. Why not use the money NOT annoying the neighbours so you don't need these multi-billion dollar 'anti-weapons'

  75. The question begs to be asked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that the delivery mechanism for this weapon is instantaneous (i.e., no time for evasive maneouvers or counter attacks) wouldn't the aircrafts carrying these lasers be a particularly susceptible targets themselves? They even talk about using the system against missile attacks, so one would imagine that the targetting system for hitting a massive, slower moving plane would be a lot easier to manage. This of course assumes that the enemy possesses the same technology (which is a big if).

  76. I was under the impression that lasers were not... by McNihil · · Score: 1

    to be used as weapons...

    and

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protocol_on_Blinding_Laser_Weapons

    I wish I remember what convention it originally was... sometime in the 60ies.

  77. In other news... by Fr05t · · Score: 1

    Iranian mirror shops are experiencing a massive increase in sales this week.

  78. Danger! Death Ray! by kevman42 · · Score: 1

    Here's to hoping it'll only be used for peaceful purposes...

  79. No need for 12000lb lasers to stop looting scum by mi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Notice how it all became the craze after the Paris riots?

    No, it did not. US had its own share of rioting scum — Los Angeles in 1992, Seattle in 1999...

    Wherever the scum riots, they are easily suppressed by real determination (which the mayors of the cities listed evidently lacked). When the Los Angeles scum moved to trash another neighborhood, for example, they were stopped by armed citizens (thank you, Second Amendment!), and, eventually, by police and National Guard...

    You don't need a flying super-laser to suppress a riot.

    Face it, your politicians are scared shitless of you.

    If true, that's a very good thing. But it has nothing to do with maintaining our military's edge against adversaries.

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    1. Re:No need for 12000lb lasers to stop looting scum by db32 · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod you up. I am unnerved by the UAV surveillance of the public that is becomming all the rage, but the leap into "Don't laze me bro!" is a bit far fetched.

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    2. Re:No need for 12000lb lasers to stop looting scum by russotto · · Score: 1

      You don't need a flying super-laser to suppress a riot.


      Yeah, but which is cooler? A bunch of Korean shopowners with M1 garands, or a flying super-laser? And lasers aren't regulated by ATF, another bonus.
  80. Still stuck at lasers? by Daimanta · · Score: 1

    I'm using phasers!

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  81. sharks with fricken lazers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The airwing that gets deployed with these permanently needs to change it's logo to sharks with fricken lazers on their heads. :)

  82. Uh... how the heck do you focus on the target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for more than 0.05s? Altitute + vibration + cloud cover ... Not very effective against an AA battery if you have to fly it in clear weather at a low alititude.

    And does that weight include the power source? How long?

    On the plus side, when you're out of power, you just drop the laser on target ;)

  83. you want a real korean input? by ByKai · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know about the japanese or the taiwanese, but from a south korean point of view, the ability to shoot down ICBMs is not worth a single penny to spend on. Currently, there are about 11 thousand cannons (yes cannons, not missiles) pointed at Seoul, the Capital city of Korea. In case of a war breakout, these cannons will completely wipe out Seoul within 15 minutes. Unlike missiles, the cannons can't be stopped. It takes 5 minutes to wipe out the korean army guarding the border, and it will take us 15 minutes to send out bombers to target the cannon sites. So, shooting down ICBMs come into play after my capital's covered in fire, and my people are killed. Only the americans would be excited to have an excuse to attack north korea and use my country as their battle ground. Shooting down ICBMs is really the least of concern. But, I sure do hope you americans have something to shoot down ICBMs with nuclear warheads. Because if those things get launched, they are not landing on us. They are landing on you.

    1. Re:you want a real korean input? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know.

      Say what you like about Kim Il Sung, he certainly knew how to build an effective deterrent. That artillery aimed at Seoul probably makes North Korea immune from a US or South Korean attack even if China abandons them.

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    2. Re:you want a real korean input? by russotto · · Score: 1

      Say what you like about Kim Il Sung, he certainly knew how to build an effective deterrent. That artillery aimed at Seoul probably makes North Korea immune from a US or South Korean attack even if China abandons them.


      It amazes me sometimes how the US can be simultaneously treated as the root of evil yet at the same time implicitly as a more moral nation. If the US was the horrible imperial power it's made out to be, a bunch of artillery pointed at Seoul would make no difference at all. The US attacks, and if Seoul gets flattened, Seoul gets flattened.
    3. Re:you want a real korean input? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't think that the ability to destroy incoming artillery shells, might be a (distant) conclusion of the development of this technology?

    4. Re:you want a real korean input? by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      It amazes me sometimes how the US can be simultaneously treated as the root of evil yet at the same time implicitly as a more moral nation.

      That is because you misrepresent the treatment. The US is composed of multiple factions, parties, forces, some of which are, pretty much, "the root of evil" while some others are those of sanity and morality. The problem is that far too frequently (and with increasing success) the forces of evil within the US prevail over all the other ones. Because the US, due to vagaries of geography and history, sprinkled copiously with dumb luck, is such an economic power, these forces are particularly attracted to the US as it offers them the most advantageous position to control the planet, which very much in accordance with the strategies of all parasites everywhere.

      If the US was the horrible imperial power it's made out to be, a bunch of artillery pointed at Seoul would make no difference at all. The US attacks, and if Seoul gets flattened, Seoul gets flattened.

      Which is precisely what the US did.

      To Iraq.

  84. did I say collateral damage? I meant bonus points by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    little to no collateral damage, supporting missions on the battlefield and in urban operations." Just a few joules of power helps the terrorists blow up
    the terrorists blow up-up
    The terrorists blow up
    Just a few joules of power helps the terrorists blow up
    In a most delightful way....er, wait, was that a hospital?
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  85. Mmmmmm by kaiwai · · Score: 2, Funny

    hummus

  86. I win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  87. Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was some effort to destroy Germany's sources of oil. Germany developed synthetic fuels partly as a response.

  88. Well there must be a crowd by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because I smell barbecue.

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  89. "...little or no collateral damage" by Archtech · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm. That would be true, if we could safely assume the gadget is aimed at genuine enemy targets only. In practice, there are two main reasons for collateral damage.

    1. Bombs tend to fall up to several miles away from the intended target.
    2. The intended target is, in fact, the wrong one.

    In the second category we have celebrated incidents such as the Chinese embassy in Belgrade, which was hit fair and square just as intended. In that sense, there was no collateral damage. Unfortunately, some halfwits had screwed up and the intended target was not what it was thought to be.

    We also have the many "safe houses" in which Saddam Hussein was reported to be hiding in the early days of the current war in Iraq. Night after night, we were told that the US armed forces had dropped their bombs with surgical precision on the exact house where the accursed dictator was known to be skulking. As we now know, however, Saddam escaped every single one of those "precision strikes", and was found live and kicking long after.

    So who *was* in those not-very-safe-houses? Innocent civilians, that's who.

    Which is why there will continue to be "collateral damage". Only now the innocent civilians will be burned or vaporised instead of being burned or blasted.

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    1. Re:"...little or no collateral damage" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Saddam escaped every single one of those "precision strikes", and was found live and kicking long after."
      Those strike perprecise,and the target was correct, He just wasn't there.
      Yes, when you hide a military target behind civilians, your civilians die.

      Exactly why day care shouldn't be in federal building.

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  90. Blink and it's gone? by Nomen+Publicus · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit concerned about the word "targets". Just how many shots do you get from a 12,000 pound payload? One, two? Is the destructive power better than 12,000 lb of high explosive ('cus the stuff they push through the laser is pretty nasty all by itself.) Would there be more damage done if you just fly the plane into the building?

    1. Re:Blink and it's gone? by Digital_Mercenary · · Score: 0

      I agree but even the new super drone planes cost a billion a piece. Heck even missiles are expensive... If we could only use our military know how to find a better way to throw rocks...

      -dml337ira

  91. Wrong by spun · · Score: 3, Informative

    My mom works for one of the divisions of Boeing that makes lasers like this. I don't know if they make this one, because she can't really talk about it. But I do know a little about the capabilities and accuracy of some of the systems, you know, "hypothetically, if they had something like that, what could it do?" Let's just say that one of the test systems was a servo that could keep a laser spot painted on a ping pong ball while people were playing.

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    1. Re:Wrong by weighn · · Score: 1

      not trying to pick an argument, but on which point am I wrong? The marketing practices of the military-industrial war-whores or death by falling?

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    2. Re:Wrong by spun · · Score: 1

      I reckon that GE, Boeing, or whoever happens to be marketing these less-than lethal weapons goes light on accuracy They don't go light on accuracy. These war-whores really do want a fricken' laser they can use to shoot someone half way around the world, like in Real Genius. And they are closer than most people think. It's sad, but a lot of really good engineers, who could have been working on projects that save lives or at least make them better, have been working really hard to come up with new and better ways of killing people.

      My mom rationalizes it by saying that the stuff where she works is all defensive weaponry, for shooting down missiles. Me, I couldn't do it. She tried to get me to work there, I just couldn't do it, even though the money is great. I don't want to be a part of that.
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    3. Re:Wrong by weighn · · Score: 1

      marketing these less-than lethal weapons goes light on accuracy and draws attention more to the style associated with having such items They don't go light on accuracy. These war-whores really do want a fricken' laser they can use to shoot someone half way around the world I admit to not being clear (further context to my original quote added above).

      I'm referring to the accuracy of such weapons receiving less highlight during the marketing pitch. Knowing as little as even I do about modern ballistics and laser guiding tech ... don't they have some throwaway line about hitting golf-balls on the moon?

      laser they can use to shoot someone half way around the world

      Wouldn't they need a few mirrors for that? :)

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    4. Re:Wrong by spun · · Score: 1

      Ah, my bad. I misunderstood. I still think they stress the accuracy in their marketing pitches, though. These things are good for only two purposes as of now, both of which require accuracy. One is missile defense, the other is assassination. I shit you not, engineers are working on this. They have the mirrors already in orbit.

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    5. Re:Wrong by weighn · · Score: 1

      They have the mirrors already in orbit. Scary, no wonder Castro never appears in public anymore. Wonder when we can expect to see Kim Yong-il wearing a mirrored suit?
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    6. Re:Wrong by raddan · · Score: 1
      A ping pong ball can be a pretty big target compared to a target miles away. While a targeting system that stays focused on a ping pong ball is indeed admirable, when you factor in:
      • motion of the aircraft
      • distance
      • atmosphere
      • the fact that our lasers aren't really collimated
      the problem gets a lot harder. Not saying it can't be done, but I'm skeptical as to the degree of accuracy. Engineers are always optimists.
  92. Obligatory: by hgate73 · · Score: 1

    Our shields can't repel firepower of that magnitude!!!

  93. A lot of this is already in use by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Much of our laser tech has come from the push by the military. A lot of of our long distance comm is because of trying to increase the power of lasers,masers, etc. But if you want one simple use, NASA developed a simple laser drill for drilling on mars (or other planets). Colorado S.O.Mines has it now, and they are working at improving it. Now, I know that others will question its use and say that it is only for oil, but wells are needed for many other uses. For example, here in the west, we have LOADS of geothermal power generation potential. This will allow a quick well to be drilled and tested. But once this gets small enough, a much better use is for drilling 60'/(20m) wells to use for home heating and cooling. Right now, America makes heavy use of AC and EU/canada use heating for their homes. The ACs are inefficent, but so is the use of coal, oil, natural gas for heating. So, instead, we use heat pumps but with the coils in the ground (temp of 55F/12C).

    So, how useful is this to civilian? VERY.

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  94. Re:such a democracy-- (Mod Parent Up) by Mr_Magick · · Score: 1

    Damn I wish I had mod points!!

  95. Re:No collateral damage? Umm .. by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Informative

    The AC-130U Spectre (code-named "Spooky") has been a very accurate weapon of war. It flies really slowly, which increases its accuracy when firing on ground targets. It can loiter over its target for hours. The latest versions of the aircraft have gyro-stabilized mounts for its weapons, and advanced night optics that can see through smoke grenades. Its radar can track the 40mm and 105mm shells it shoots and feedback the information to the aircraft to adjust the aim of later rounds. The aircraft can accurately attack two targets up to a kilometer away at the same time. Accurately aiming a weapon fired from a AC-130U at a ground target has been a problem that has been adequately addressed for some time already.

    http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/ac-130.htm

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  96. Re:No collateral damage? Umm .. by iroc409 · · Score: 1

    You obviously haven't seen much of the military's capabilities. Ever seen a C-130 gunship? There are videos on the internet.

    A C-130 gunship can repeatedly barrage targets accurately from a distance. We have missiles and laser-guided bombs that can literally find doorways. We have destroyers that *in WWII* could drop rounds into a barrel from thousands of yards away. We also have tanks like the Abrams that can fire and hit its target while on the move.

    No, targeting is *certainly not* a problem - in fact I'd wager it's easier with light. Light is practically instantaneous and doesn't have any discernable trajectory or flight path. The problem is fitting a C-130 with a fricking laser beam that actually is capable of melting a target of military interest (not whether you can accurately point it at something).

  97. Re:did I say collateral damage? I meant bonus poin by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

    ... er, wait, was that a hospital?
    Actually, I think it was either an al-Jazeera TV station or a Chinese embassy. Kinda hard to tell now. :)
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  98. Suggestions for Targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. RIAA
    2. MPAA
    3. MAFIAA

    Any other suggestions

  99. Terrible Article by JCSoRocks · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anyone else give up reading the article a couple paragraphs in? The final straw for me was when I read - "Both systems employ a Chemical Oxygen Iodine Laser (COIL) that is made by combining a bunch of nasty chemicals". Ahh yes, a "bunch of nasty chemicals" that sounds very scientific. I realize that they listed a few of them after that... but the silliness of that in conjunction with the fact that the first few paragraphs barely made sense makes me sad. It seems like no one proofreads anymore... it's like journalism has turned into the slashdot discussion area.

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  100. Think of the ants!!! by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

    Insurgents? Screw that! I'm heading to the Amazon. Think of the ants you can fry with that bad boy! Yeeeeeha! When your kid gets old enough to cook 'em with a magnifying glass you can pull him aside and say, "lemme show you how you'll fry ants when you're a MAN son."

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  101. Chrome helmets? by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    I guess that those Honor Guard chrome helmets are going to be on every domestic terrorist's Christmas list this year

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  102. Free laser vision correction to the masses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look up!

  103. Taiwan and Japan by wytcld · · Score: 1

    The problem with China marching "over Taiwan and Japan" is that pesky ocean. "The word kamikaze originated as the name of major typhoons in 1274 and 1281, which dispersed Mongolian invasion fleets" (ref). Then, you had to depend on the lucky wind for defense. Compare the similar fate of Spain again England - with another body of water to cross and a wind in the wrong direction that day. But with more modern armaments, and independence from wind, you get Germany against Britain. Islands are defensible with just a bit of luck, or with modern weapons to hinder incoming ships.

    Then look at the size of the navy the Allies launched from Britain to take the Continent back. They did that by stealth, because if Germany noticed it, it could have bombed it before it was launched. Do you think China could amass a similarly-sized fleet of landing craft before Taiwan or Japan could take them out? Taiwan and Japan both are fully equipped with America's best defensive weapons (even if we pretend that Taiwan's been hobbled a bit in deference to the Mainland - the Mainland doesn't believe that, because it's mostly not true).

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  104. Damn my eyes! Curse my metal body! by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Next time, use smilies to help morons who are sarcasm-impared. ;) There, fixed that for you.

    Oh, wait, I forgot to put in a smiley face. Now there's no possibility that anyone will understand that this is a joke! How cursed be this fate!
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  105. Crossbow: The Best Defense is a Good Offense by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Darn, someone beat me to a Real Genius reference. Still, there are other prime quotes you can pull from Real Genius. I think this one is quite appropriate:

    "Our studies indicate that this type of weapon is totally useless in warfare."

    "Well, it's not intended for use in your kind of warfare, Roy. It's the perfect peacetime weapon. That's why its secret."

    "So it's both immoral and unethical."

    "Yes."

    [Laughter all around]
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    1. Re:Crossbow: The Best Defense is a Good Offense by graviplana · · Score: 0

      Favorite movie of mine. I like all the Caltech references. Apparently there really was a guy like Lazlo at Caltech that lived in the tunnels. Who knew?? http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~erich/real_genius_refs.html http://eternal-mysteries.org/LegendOfLazlo.htm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XseSQeN3QuY

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      "Time is nothing; timing is everything."
    2. Re:Crossbow: The Best Defense is a Good Offense by n9uxu8 · · Score: 1

      Best. Movie. Ever.

      Jordan...Mmmmm....sweet, sweet Jordan...

  106. Nuclear Equilibrium by vinn01 · · Score: 1


    I think that nuclear equilibrium is much more complicated than your simple scenarios. But, I agree with your statement that anti-nukes alter the current equilibrium and thus create less stable nuclear relationships. Any alteration of the MAD doctrine requires finding a new equilibrium doctrine. The problem is that the road to nuclear equilibrium has many potentially dangerous situations (see the Cuban Missile Crisis).

  107. Maybe point defense above the battlefield? by DougF · · Score: 1

    As mentioned in another reply, the ACs are still around to take care of the big hardware, but this could work well as a tactical "angel", to provide point defense against SAMs, mortar rounds, and possibly RPGs (if fired vs helicopters/aircraft). The acft would have to have one heck of a targeting/tracking system to hit a mortar in flight, but it might link into the LAIRCM/DIRCM systems already installed on many SOF C-130s. I'm not sure what damage the laser could do to the mortar or missile launchers, but it could seriously cook those standing next to one...

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  108. The Medical Industry, bah! by TheSciBoy · · Score: 1

    I don't have much to say about your post except to protest your quote on Medical companies, because it's an area where I have very strong opinions.

    Medical research. The private sector is doing amazing things in this area - why? Because by not taking Federal money for all lines of research they are left with options they would lose otherwise. Getting the Feds involved handcuffs researchers in more ways than you can count. Medical research is big money, the risks are great but the rewards are great. Keeping people living longer means more money for the companies that can provide it. The government has no interest in you living longer as you cost them more money when you do. (remember that entitlement section of the budget? Nearly half directly spent there).

    Think about what you wrote here. The government wants old people to die because they cost the government too much money. I hardly think they are that callous, especially since most of the people in the government are old men! But even if they did, think about what this means for the motivation of the private medical corporations. They want you old AND SICK!

    And this is where my distrust of privatized medical research comes into play.

    I ask you, why would a private midical research facility research a medicine that cures an illness? Why would a medical company fund research for a cure they can sell once when you can develop a treatment they can sell to the same patient continuously? Have you ever wondered why there are effective treatments for HIV/AIDS but no cure? Why spend money on developing a cure when there is so much more money to be had by treating HIV/AIDS patients indefinitely.

    In recent year there has been no development of new types of penicillin. Why? Becuase it is very expensive to develop a new strain and they become obsoleted (the bacteria they kill become immune) rather quickly. So what is the result? If no new variants of penicillin are made within the next few years, within a decade or so people will start dying from ordinary infections. Operations will become so dangerous to perform that people will elect not to have them made. If you prick your finger on a rusty nail and get blood poisoning, you will perhaps die.

    Privately funded research is a bad idea. You cannot have a company that has to make a profit and have the peoples best interest at heart all the time. Especially not in these days of daytrading, where the bottom line is how much profit you can make. Until shareholders start demanding cures for illnesses instead of a quick cashin, the medical companies will continue as they do.

    And this is no conspiracy theory. This is just common sense. The money flow here comes from companies that want to maximize their profits. It's not hard to see when they fight tooth and nail to have pirated AIDS-medicines stopped when those pirated medicines are helping people in Africa to poor to buy their expensive medicines in the first place.

    Also, remember that an amazing amount (I've heard figures as high as 80%) of a medical company's budget goes to advertising, buying trips for doctors to write out their brand of medicine. If the government funded all medical research, i doubt that 80% of the funds would go to waste even in a very corrupt system. Think about the price cuts if you could get the cost of medicine down 80%, how much cheaper would government spending be? How many more people could get medicine?

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  109. Crash!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q: What if this thing crashes?
    A: It creates a 1 mile radius kill zone from the chemicals.

    Q: Where do those chemicals go when it is fired?
    A: They are just vented outside.

  110. REAL GENIUS: The Crossbow Project by knightf0x · · Score: 1

    ANNOUNCER: The Crossbow Project. There's no defense like a good offense.

    1. Re:REAL GENIUS: The Crossbow Project by iocat · · Score: 1
      Now let's watch that film on blinding techniques, and then we'll all go get some lunch...

      I was lucky enough to meet the director at a ComicCon a few years ago; she was super cool. Easily my favorite movie of all time.

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      Dude, I think I can see my house from here.

  111. Re:I'm thinking it doesn't matter by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Sure sure sure - arrows are better than armour i nthe long run, but it's not a unidimensional continuum. There are asymmetries involved that make things like C130s with Laser cannons irrelevant.

    Example? Spend billions propping up Saudi dictators, overthrow local gov't (Iran, etc), and generally being nasty to the locals. Set up a base in their holy land. What happens? A bunch of assholes spend $40 on plastic box cutters and the next thing you know 3000 people are dead, and the USA shits itself spending trillions on even more defence.

    So sure - buy the fucking laser cannon. Mount it on sharks for all I care - it's not going to matter when (god ferbid) some gang of poorly armed dickwads blows up the water pipes for LA or takes out the holland tunnel or the LNG tanks in New Jersey. The WAR is not a BATTLE any more - it's a War for Resources (Klare) that is highly asymmetric and inherently unwinnable from a military stand point.

    The only way the USA is going to "win" the war in the Middle East is to tell its fat assed bible thumping mouth breathing drooling retard citizenry that NO they can't drive the SUV, NO they can't live in some McMansion in the Exurbs, NO they can't continue living this completely unsustainable existence, and YES They MUST get up off the fucking couch and YES they MUST become responsible citizens of the planet and YES they MUST change their lifestyle immediately or face the consequences. They may not care about "The Environment" but what these jackasses don't understand is "The Environment" doesn't care about them either, and in the battle between obese TV addicted talentless clueless financial assistants who sit around watching TV and eating partially hydrogenated crap all day "living the American Dream", versus "The Environment" - I'll tell ya something: "The Environment" WINS EVERY FUCKING TIME. MORON.

    Cheney said the American Way of life is not negotiable. Fine. Don't negotiate. DIE OFF. The Environment will breathe a sigh of relief and the rest of the human project will rip the USA out of the history books and toss into the scrap heap of history as just another failed Empire.

    RS

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  112. They did find a better way to throw rocks by geekoid · · Score: 1

    They strapped a big rocket engine to it, and then made the rock explode.

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  113. You should really understand what C-130H means by TheAxeMaster · · Score: 1

    That would be an airplane, and anyone within a couple hundred yards of an anti-missile laser destroying an ICBM has bigger problems than retinal damage. Never mind that they wouldn't be in direct line-of-fire to the laser, which is the only way you can get any eye damage from lasers.

  114. Target Fry's and Frys Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Target Fry's and Fry Targets.

  115. Fuck Austin Powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna carve my name on the moon, bitch!

  116. You are incorrect by geekoid · · Score: 1

    They are not to be used to blind people, you can still kill them with one.
    Just like certain types of Ammo isn't allowed, and bayonet length was shortened. You can kill them, bu intentionally injurying someone isn't allow.

    For the record, if I am in a war and someone decides to injury me instead of kill me, I'll keep it a secret.

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  117. best defense by juan2074 · · Score: 1

    Should I put a mirrored dome on top of the building?

  118. What next, resurrection modules? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > "Boeing this week completed work on and installed a 12,000-pound chemical laser in a C-130H aircraft.
    > Boeing's Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL) which is being developed for the Department of Defense, will
    > destroy, damage or disable targets with little to no collateral damage, supporting missions on the
    > battlefield and in urban operations."

    Nerf the US. They're getting too far ahead in their tech research tree!

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  119. Banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The use of laser pointing devices will have you ejected from the game...crap!

  120. Hammer of Dawn by tg2k · · Score: 1

    Gears of War may be closer than we think...

  121. War is hell by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Oh, please. Your dogma isn't going to win any debate here.

    Are some peoples lives better now than they were before? Yes.
    Are some peoples lives worse now than they were before? Yes.
    Does one outweigh the other? I have no idea, and you don't either, so quit pretending like you do. Dogma? You're just throwing random words with bad connotations?

    I do know which outweighs the other: They live in a war zone where deadly car bombs are NORMAL, that's a net negative.
    They live in a country where foreign mercenaries are above the law, for crying out loud!
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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:War is hell by encoderer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh, please. Your dogma isn't going to win any debate here.

      Are some peoples lives better now than they were before? Yes.
      Are some peoples lives worse now than they were before? Yes.
      Does one outweigh the other? I have no idea, and you don't either, so quit pretending like you do.

      Oh, and btw..

      dogma (dôgm, dg-)
      n. pl. dogmas or dogmata (-m-t)
      1. A doctrine or a corpus of doctrines relating to matters such as morality and faith, set forth in an authoritative manner by a church.
      2. An authoritative principle, belief, or statement of ideas or opinion, especially one considered to be absolutely true. See Synonyms at doctrine.
      3. A principle or belief or a group of them:

    2. Re:War is hell by Scrameustache · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're using "dogma" as a synonym of "belief"? That's ridiculous.

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  122. Hush by nunyadambinness · · Score: 1

    You should know by now intelligent observations like that one aren't welcome around here.

  123. not legal yet... by Bored+MPA · · Score: 1

    The administrative decision process (read: the execution of existing law..under NEPA) will probably approve it as the most environmentally friendly (human and physical) alternative when compared with traditional bombing. They are required to discuss, document, and publish that decision (and response to criticism) before reaching a decision/deploying the tech. Once they do, they will request funding for operations because it _may_ be cost effective for deployment based on lower production costs over time, dual use savings, and savings from less area damage (both economic and political). However, I don't think this will see widespread deployment at the tank level for a very long time--unless that tank is in the city it would probably be more cost effective to bomb it.

    I should note that the decision process in our government/political system will not account for systemic costs (additional warfare acceptance due to less collateral damage) and they will probably gloss over some of the environmental issues of the laser system (because long term effects are only partially understood). I don't know what the final analysis will be, I'm just guessing, but you really don't want post-war environmental problems...for both humanitarian and image reasons (sadly, we tend to get that wrong).

    Disclaimer: My knowledge of defense laser projects comes from research into public involvement systems. During that research I read a couple defense environmental impact statements (and 70 other ones)--standardized administrative decision documents that look at economic, environmental, and human costs to make recommendations on Federal action. You can find information about the ADL at some libraries and they are currently required, by law, to involve the public in future decisions about these programs. I don't believe they have started the operational decision process (it should still be in the testing/development phase). Interestingly, they can also be sued and stopped (or delayed) for making uninformed or irrational decisions...but the ADL and their partner projects (such as the ATL mentioned here) seem to make sense to me. The ADL was for hitting rockets in the booster stage if i recall...and it was obvious from day one that they'd go offensive if the initial research was successful.

    best,
    -b, m.p.a.

  124. That's us, the world police by spun · · Score: 1

    So in the mean time the least bloody solution is for the americans to keep (albeit hamfistedly) casting a shadow over all the upstart dictatorships. Like we did in East Timor, Rwanda, Ethiopia, Palestine, Cambodia, Burundi, Bangladesh, and Guatamala, just to name a few examples of genocides we've ignored from the last fifty years alone. That's not even counting all the tinpot dictators in Africa and South America that we propped up who may have killed a bunch of people and taken away everyone's rights but didn't make the genocide list. Yeah, upstart dictators everywhere know that unless you have something the US wants, you are pretty much free to massacre as many people as you like and we won't say boo. Hell, if you make anti-communist noises, we'll even train you and sell you the weapons.

    What do you honestly suppose would happen if the US were to completely disarm tomorrow? Lay out what you think is a likely scenario. I highly doubt anyone would mount an immediate invasion. Any dictators out there would already have made a move, seeing as how we are completely tied up in a three front war right now. I know it must make you proud to think that America brings nothing but peace and prosperity to the world, but much of the rest of the world sees us as a brutal bully. They don't want to kill us all, they just want us to stop supporting the people who are killing them.
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    1. Re:That's us, the world police by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      it doesnt make me proud as i'm not an american, i'm just accepting reality. i never said america brings peace and prosperity to the world, you're falling into typical idealogical binary false dichotomy black and white thought patterns. reality is more complicated than that. as i said, i'd like nothing more than for everyone to just get along, and america is a bully, and they do terrible things to anyone who gets in their way. but if america disarmed, absolutely ANYTHING could happen. The 800lb gorilla of america prevents atrocities like the world wars from occurring right now. not that it is any way ideal, but i prefer the situation we are in now to being drafted for the trenches. it might not suit your taste in fairness, but one giant bully is better than chaos. and yeah yeah yeah i know that leads to fascism blah blah blah, but give us an alternative and i'll gladly support it. i'm sure with time paths to improvement of the situation will become viable but right now america throwing away their power would just destroy the world.

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  125. Re:I'm thinking it doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only way the USA is going to "win" the war in the Middle East is to tell its fat assed bible thumping mouth breathing drooling retard citizenry that NO they can't drive the SUV, NO they can't live in some McMansion in the Exurbs, NO they can't continue living this completely unsustainable existence, and YES They MUST get up off the fucking couch and YES they MUST become responsible citizens of the planet and YES they MUST change their lifestyle immediately or face the consequences. They may not care about "The Environment" but what these jackasses don't understand is "The Environment" doesn't care about them either, and in the battle between obese TV addicted talentless clueless financial assistants who sit around watching TV and eating partially hydrogenated crap all day "living the American Dream", versus "The Environment" - I'll tell ya something: "The Environment" WINS EVERY FUCKING TIME. MORON.
    No, that's just the only way you want the US to win the "war" in the Middle East.

    The other obvious way that springs to mind is kill them all, and bring in settlers and oil companies to get even more oil for those inefficient American SUVs.

    At least in the parts with oil there are no significant natural terrain features to hide in, and with the existing cities demolished and population destroyed there is no way for any remaining enemies to blend in or hide effectively.

    Its not a nice answer, or one the rest of the world would support, but there's a lot of historical basis that if you are willing to kill enough of them it will work. (Of course the long term impact of all that extra oil use on the planet is another issue seperate from the outcome of the war)
  126. On a C-130H ?? by Eddy_D · · Score: 1
    I'm surprised that no-one picked up on this. Boeing is testing the Laser on an aircraft made by Lockheed Martin...

    So much for brand loyalty.

    - Eddy_D

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    1. Re:On a C-130H ?? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Clearly you are not very familiar with the defense contracting community.

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  127. Yeah, right by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "in urban environments".

    "with little to no collateral damage"

    Right. I'll buy that for a dollar.

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  128. contrary to international law by caitsith01 · · Score: 1
    I know you're kidding, but the use of blinding laser weapons is in fact contrary to Protocol IV of the extremely wordily-titled Convention on Prohibitions or Restrictions on the Use of Certain Conventional Weapons Which May be Deemed to be Excessively Injurious or to Have Indiscriminate Effects, which is an annexe to the Geneva Conventions.

    The Protocol bans weapons which are designed, as their sole or one of their primary functions, to blind people with unenhanced vision (i.e. the naked eye):

    Article 1

    It is prohibited to employ laser weapons specifically designed, as their sole combat function or as one of their combat functions, to cause permanent blindness to unenhanced vision, that is to the naked eye or to the eye with corrective eyesight devices. The High Contracting Parties shall not transfer such weapons to any State or non-State entity.

    Article 2

    In the employment of laser systems, the High Contracting Parties shall take all feasible precautions to avoid the incidence of permanent blindness to unenhanced vision. Such precautions shall include training of their armed forces and other practical measures.

    Article 3

    Blinding as an incidental or collateral effect of the legitimate military employment of laser systems, including laser systems used against optical equipment, is not covered by the prohibition of this Protocol.

    Article 4

    For the purpose of this protocol "permanent blindness" means irreversible and uncorrectable loss of vision which is seriously disabling with no prospect of recovery. Serious disability is equivalent to visual acuity of less than 20/200 Snellen measured using both eyes.


    Not that the Geneva Conventions seem to have much relevance these days... sigh.
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  129. Re:Snake head eating the snake from the opposite s by Peeet · · Score: 1

    You son of a bitch, I palindrome I...

  130. Oh boy.. humour deprived or what? by cheros · · Score: 1

    Look, it sadly appears I have to make it explicitly clear I've been royally taken the piss out of the whole thing. Or, to translate this, I was kidding. Geddit?

    I just happen to be well aware of military capacity as I've been dealing with sensor to shooter in a NEC configuration (which is much more entertaining than single force work because it involves external sync and a bucket full of politics), and I know full well how target acquisition works for teh various effects (somewhere between "a bit of a b*tch" and "impossible" if said target is airborne, happens to move around at Mach 6 and your sensor is in another force, but I digress). But that doesn't stop me amusing myself, it's just funny so many people failed to spot that. I was hoping the 'Chinese Embassy' sign would give you a clue, but that was apparently still too subtle. Ah well, that's life.

    Next time I'll put a sign up, OK?

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  131. Re:No collateral damage? Umm .. by cheros · · Score: 1

    Oh dear, did I stand on some toes?

    I was partly kidding, apart from one thing: collateral damage is not just defined by an ability to track and lock onto a target. It's also about identifying the correct target in the first place which does not depend on technology.

    The human part needs taking care of as well, which is why I made the further joke about laser pointers. It depends on the method of target acquisition if this becomes an effective weapon or just a faster way for blue on blue.

    Someone stated that because it's a laser it'll use a camera - I don't agree that the one follows from the other. A variety of target acquisition methods is probably best, it's sometimes easier to get a local to light up a target than it is to use imagery.

    And I still wonder what atmospheric conditions will do to the energy delivery. Will a cloud layer just vaporise?

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  132. Round one by theolein · · Score: 1

    I kind of think huge powerful lasers are cool and they will certainly make powerful weapons in the future, BUT, I think that anyone who thinks that China and possibly Russia are sitting still and not doing any laser weapson research themselves is just delusional. The Soviet Union was developing laser weapons 20 years ago, and while Russia went through a load of decline in the 90s, that has been stopped and Russia could (or does already) continue laser and beam particle weapons research. They still have all the old data. The Chinese even have a laser that is designed to blind optics and humans that is standard armament on onw of its tanks and just about everyone assumes that they're researching high powered weapons as well.

    The end result: Another (very) costly superpower stalemate.

    The only advantage is that lasers look good on sharks.

  133. Cyberdyne Systems by slas6654 · · Score: 0

    The article doesn't mention this. Is it true that Cyberdyne Systems help design the laser?

  134. Someone help me here... by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's a false memory on my part, but hasn't a laser weapon already been used in Afghanistan? I seem to recall an article earlier this year where a chemical laser in a modified spectre gunship was used against a high value personnel target. It seems vivid in my mind, because I can remember thinking, "Holy crap, we killed guy with a laser!" Of course now, I can find no references to it. Which would normally make me think that it didn't happen, but considering the times... anyway, anyone else remember this?

  135. the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ica tell you, yes, what i can tell you is the truth and nothing else, and is that this laser has been used, and not just now, the truth is that it is yhhhgzzz---QJJAAAAAHHHHHH!!!---....

  136. Puff the Magic Dragon now breathes fire! by watermodem · · Score: 1
    About time the Magic Dragon added fire to his bag of tricks!

    Puff_is_Here

  137. Nuclear war by breem42 · · Score: 1
    Japan is a tougher target than most people realise. They have 40-100 tonnes of plutonium and a vast industial base. If the US abandoned them, they could build enough nukes to level China quite quickly.

    I am always amazed to see people so easily suggesting nuclear war. Japan has already been subjected to the A-bomb, and I doubt even 60 years later they will have forgotten what that was like. And that kind of killing -- genocide really -- like, is that a good thing?

    Tony

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    1. Re:Nuclear war by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Well, Japan's actions in WWII bordered on genocide in China and Korea. The Chinese and Koreans definitely haven't forgotten it, and the Japanese know. If they ever fought again with modern weapons, I think both would expect the other side to be utterly ruthless, and that would be a self fulfilling prophecy since they would want to preempt that.

      I also think there is something essentially dysfunctional about the politicians in all those countries. They don't discuss disputes openly and attempt to compromise, they just deliver lectures ostensibly to their enemies, but really aimed at a home audience. And that home audience is incredibly hostile to any sort of compromise with people they regard quite seriously as racially inferior. It's hard to describe how much ordinary people from these countries hate and fear neighbouring countries. When politicians meet each other, I suspect they just avoid the issue. Politicians actually stoke this hatred up - look at the Chinese and Korean response to anything Japan does, or is rumoured to be doing. As a European, this seems incredibly irresponsible to me. Since WWII, Western European politicians have very consciously avoided this sort of thing and any politician who breaks ranks will quickly be ostracised.

      The American presence in Asia hides the problem - the State Department criticises allies when they say something stupidly provocative and the President can order a show of force to discourage their enemies. My point is that if America left, and these politicians had to settle country to country disputes between themselves, it's quite possible that it could end in a very nasty way. Of course, it's no good thing - a nuclear war in Asia would spread fallout around the world and send the global economy into a deep depression as well as killing vast numbers of people. But it's also sadly not impossible, unlike a nuclear war in Europe.

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  138. Hey. by nastro · · Score: 1

    I shop at Target sometimes. Did they say which ones they'd be aiming at?

  139. data says otherwise by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

    Well, the question has been asked. And we both know that if the Iraqi parliment tried to vote on it--well, scratch that, they did. Even Maliki says they don't need us. We just ignore them. So let's not act as if the Iraqis are clamoring for us to stay. Most Iraqis want us out. Most Americans want us out. Even most of the US military wants us out. It's just the bitter-enders in the current administration, along with their ideological allies, pretending that the Iraqis want us there and the American public wants us there and the US military wants to be there. Reality has been tested, and is not what the administration says it is.

  140. collateral by flashbulb · · Score: 1

    And as soon as the AIRBORN LASER misses one of it's AIRBORN TARGETS, something in the distance is getting fried -- maybe a tree, maybe a house, maybe the moon. Lasers ALWAYS hit SOMETHING. Anyway, they've already got this technology. Any "new" military technology has already been in use for at least 10 years.

  141. 20Km?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell said they'd be firing this thing from 20Km away? That's up in the stratosphere somewhere. This would be used much, much closer.
    The C-130 probably isn't the final, intended platform for this anyway. Probably something more nimble, and lower altitude like the Osprey.

  142. I don't see the similarity by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

    The ATL is intended to disable things we'd rather not blow up, like Scud launchers.
    Obviously, the collateral damage from a laser is far less than bombing a dirty Scud.

    This isn't just a creative attempt to kill people in new ways. It isn't going to end wars any quicker either, but it's still worth the research.

  143. One Shot? by randyjg · · Score: 1

    Purely as a curiosity, isn't this a one shot weapon?

    I mean, you fire it once, and every enemy battery in the immediate area locks onto this incredibly bright energy source in the sky and a couple of a seconds later, thousands of heat/light seeking AA drones obliterate the laser carrier plane... I mean, the enemy target has to be line of sight, by definition, which means the enemy has line of sight on the plane carrying the weapon as well.