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  1. Re:BUFF on B-52s: The Plane That Refuses To Die · · Score: 1

    Shirley, that'd be Big Ugly Fat Fucker. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Shirley, that'd be surely.

  2. Re:First web sale perhaps but not first Internet s on The First Online Purchase Was a Sting CD (Or Possibly Weed) (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 2

    Exactly. I bought a swingset for my kid on CompuServe well before this date.

  3. Use Linux Mint and you can still use your Windows in a VM with Virtualbox. And dump OpenOffice for LibreOffice while you're at it. Better all around.

  4. So... Business as usual! on Massive Hacking Ring Stole Data From 100 Million Bank Customers (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    "They colluded with corrupt international bank officials who willfully ignored its criminal nature..."

  5. Re:Hard? No way! If you can do freshman math . . . on Naval Academy Reinstates Teaching of Celestial Navigation · · Score: 1

    Yep. And it is fun. You can pick up a $20 sextant off Amazon to play with (although you'd be better off with a more serious instrument). Like typewriters and other analog tools it slows you down and makes you think.

  6. Cartoons on NASA Returns Images of Frozen Worlds Enceladus and Pluto (nasa.gov) · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many missions NASA could fund if they quit doing the fucking animations.

    I can watch cartoons on the Disney Channel. I started to watch their video but left after 20 seconds of animation. Show the damn pictures.

    Incidentally, and as an aside, years ago I had a friend in Houston who left NASA. This was shortly after a new version of Windows was rolled out and he got sick and tired of having his computer spontaneously reboot after updates were installed in the middle if the day.

  7. Re:And we believe Gartner? Why? on Replacement of Writers Leads Gartner's Predictions (computerworld.com) · · Score: 2

    I haven't listened to Garnter since they announced 20 years ago it cost $30k/year to support a desktop!

  8. Re:My sister is a nurse on Doctors On Edge As Healthcare Gears Up For 70,000 Ways To Classify Ailments · · Score: 1

    a) It is going to cost a shitload of money

    b) They'll do the best they can- most of them do care

    c) You didn't ask for an option "c" but this is the most important: This is just going to make the whole thing worse. By a lot.

  9. Re:So what. on Government Finds New Emails Clinton Did Not Hand Over · · Score: 1

    Let's start World War One Hundred Eleven?

  10. "software that can do more things..." on Windows 10's Privacy Policy: the New Normal? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...software that can do more things and that works better..."

    That's the funniest goddam thing I've read this week.

  11. couldn’t afford it on his income... $70k on California Is Giving Away Free Solar Panels To Its Poorest Residents · · Score: 2

    What utter bullshit.

    This is the same kind of crap that de-legitimizes (that a word?) the real good alternative energy can be.

  12. Re:Assumptions on Hacking the US Prescription System · · Score: 0

    Bullshit. I'm the IT guy for a chain of independent pharmacies and know this is a categorically false statement. Like many others it is part of the mythology surrounding the healthcare "crisis".

  13. Re:There's a shock... on FBI Slammed On Capitol Hill For "Stupid" Ideas About Encryption · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean the "special...brand of forensic science" - like DNA and hair analysis - that has proven to be outright fakery?

  14. Trus but verify... not on Tor Is Building the Next Generation Dark Net With Funding From DARPA · · Score: 5, Informative

    So, the gubmint agency that built the Internet... "owned" by the same gubmint that built NSA wants to build the new TOR to increase privacy?

    Sounds trustworthy to me.

  15. "essentially invisible to us," says Ching...BS on Utilities Battle Homeowners Over Solar Power · · Score: 1

    But the rooftop systems are "essentially invisible to us," says Ching, "because they sit behind a customer's meter and we don't have a means to directly measure them."

    Bullshit. My home PV system has a utility-supplied meter that allows them to measure exactly what my system is doing.

  16. NIST would like to hear from you. on NIST Solicits Comments On Electronic Authentication Guideline · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean "NSA would like to hear from you?"

    They've got to be kidding if they think anyone is going to believe anything they may have to say...

  17. Siteground on Ask Slashdot: Advice For Domain Name Registration? · · Score: 1

    Great for hosting - excellent support - and not bad for domain stuff. (They actually resell Tucows domain services.) I've never had a problem with them. They also are the official host for the Joomla i believe and excel in Joomla/Drupal/WordPress services.

    I also use namecheap for domains but avoid their hosting. Kinda flaky.

    And GoDaddy is to be avoided at all costs - not just for their service and upselling but for their support of SOPA.

  18. This one's orbit is high enough to encompass Gore's monumental ego.

  19. My car is a real Smart Car on BMW Patches Security Flaw Affecting Over 2 Million Vehicles · · Score: 1

    A 1974 1/2 MGB-GT.

  20. Well Shoot... on Microsoft To Invest In Rogue Android Startup Cyanogen · · Score: 0

    What can I run my Nexus tablet on now that Cyanogenmod has sold out? Suggestions anyone?

  21. Re:How do I refill it? on Toyota Names Upcoming Hydrogen Fuel Cell Car · · Score: 4, Funny

    This car is going to have a major problem with most people because

    The first time there's' a catastrophic failure the 24 hour news stations are going to be showing old films of the Heisenberg. Hydrogen will become the really scary new (again) bogyman. "Oh, the humanity"

    But no one will think of all of the gasoline powered cars that came equipped with exploding gas tanks. Chrysler Jeeps being the most recent I can think of.

    Why would they show films of the Uncertainty Principle?

  22. Well.... on What Will It Take To Make Automated Vehicles Legal In the US? · · Score: 0

    First you'll have to get rid of all those pesky poor people - which increasingly means everyone - since they/we won't be able to afford them.

    (The Cash for Clunkers program was another move in that direction since it removed perfectly good automobiles from the market that would typically be used in a few years by people lower on the food chain.)

    And yes, I'm serious.

  23. Re:Investors understand on Ello Formally Promises To Remain Ad-Free, Raises $5.5M · · Score: 1

    I'm in Vermont and can attest to this. See Ben & Jerry's, Green Mountain Coffee, Burton Snowboards and more for examples of crunchy-granola-goodness selling out eventually.

    It is ALWAYS about the money.

  24. "Rest assured, the data is going to be obscured" on Microsoft's Asimov System To Monitor Users' Machines In Real Time · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

    Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition.

  25. Re:Will this internet of things die already? on Popular Wi-Fi Thermostat Full of Security Holes · · Score: 1

    An Internet-connected thermostat isn't needed for this. 20 years ago our suburban Maryland home had its heat pump on a utility-controlled program - Kilowatchers - that did the same thing without the Internet. The utility was able to switch the heat pump on and off over the power lines offering the same type of discount thanks to a switch they hung on the outside compressor. It worked great. I see they have discontinued it and started this Internet crap.