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  1. Re:PCs Slaying Consoles In Dragon Age Inquisition on Three-Way Comparison Shows PCs Slaying Consoles In Dragon Age Inquisition · · Score: 4, Funny

    I see what you did there. Don't do that. This is Slashdot, not "10 reasons" and "you won't believe what happened next".

    What reasons?

    OMG! What happened next!?

  2. The only sensible solution if you want to play games decently is to become a renown pc graphics card reviewer to get them before they come out.

    If you're not willing to do that little effort, you might as well just play solitaire. With an actual deck of real cards.

  3. Re:Delicious on Republicans Block Latest Attempt At Curbing NSA Power · · Score: 0

    One day the US will collapse and everyone else will understand what happens when the strongest one in the playground is also the poorest.

    Be happy while the US imposes military dominance in arab countries, because soon that same immense army will start looking for richer countries to spoil.

  4. Re:It ain't the seals that are wise ... on Fish Tagged For Research Become Lunch For Gray Seals · · Score: 2

    Let me help you a bit further:

    Why's it never light on my lawn?
    Why did it rain and never say good day to the newborn?
    On the big screen they showed us a sun
    But not as bright in life as the real one
    It's never quite the same as the real one

    And tell me, grey seal
    How does it feel to be so wise?

    To see through eyes that only see what's real
    Tell me, grey seal

    I never learned why meteors were formed
    I only farmed in schools that were so worn and torn
    If anyone can cry then so can I
    I read books and draw life from the eye
    All my life is drawings from the eye

    And tell me, grey seal
    How does it feel to be so wise?
    To see through eyes that only see what's real
    Tell me, grey seal

    Your mission bells were wrought by ancient men
    The roots were formed by twisted roots
    Your roots were twisted then
    I was reborn before all life could die
    The phoenix bird will leave this world to fly
    If the phoenix bird can fly, then so can I

    And tell me, grey seal
    How does it feel to be so wise?
    To see through eyes that only see what's real
    Tell me, grey seal

  5. If Facebook gave people $10 for their vote... on How Facebook Is Influencing Who Will Win the Next Election · · Score: 2

    Not even $10, imagine if Facebook gave people a new wanted feature (I have no examples because I don't use FB) for their votes.

    How many users would accept? What portion of the population would sell their vote for an iphone?

  6. Re:It's an Intel Atom on Nokia's N1 Android Tablet Is Actually a Foxconn Tablet · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a quad-core Atom,

    Like Helium-4?

  7. Re:Seems pretty benign on Fish Tagged For Research Become Lunch For Gray Seals · · Score: 0

    Humans have been manipulating the evolution of other lifeforms for hundreds of thousands of years or more already.

    Humans have been doing for hundreds of thousands of years a lot of things that in modern society are frowned upon. Like, for example, eating people.

  8. Gray Seals on Fish Tagged For Research Become Lunch For Gray Seals · · Score: 0

    Maybe that's what happened to Osama.

  9. Re:Ask the credit card for a refund on UK Hotel Adds Hefty Charge For Bad Reviews Online · · Score: 1

    WTF?! Change bank now!

    Refusing payments is one of the most basic interactions you have to be able to do with your bank.

    You have money, they are a bank. It's you two against "the evil criminal merchant subclass".

    If I didn't have absolute confidence in that my bank will always be on my side when we're talking about my money, I'd never buy anything online.

  10. Re:This study is... on Electric Shock Study Suggests We'd Rather Hurt Ourselves Than Others · · Score: 1

    Wow! What a bad pun!

    I'm stunned.

  11. Re:Can Rosetta power Philae? on Fascinating Rosetta Image Captures Philae's Comet Bounce · · Score: 2

    Asked and answered (although I'd need hours to find the tweet with the answer by the ESA to this exact question)

    The answer was:
    "No, because solar panels are done to absorb light, not reflect it."

  12. Re:How much money ? on Electric Shock Study Suggests We'd Rather Hurt Ourselves Than Others · · Score: 1

    I'd pay to have the opportunity to grade my resistance to shocks in controlled conditions.

    It would be a straightforward way to train willpower.

  13. Re:I am not reading that. on Big Talk About Small Samples · · Score: 2

    Infotainment designed to incite does not nor should enter my world, it makes my world more stressful and wastes my time.

    Proof that the terrorist have won.

    (asking why that is proof, is proof that the terrorist have won.)

  14. Great plot on Magic Tricks Created Using Artificial Intelligence For the First Time · · Score: 4, Interesting

    AI is made to invent magic tricks.
    AI starts creating more and more complex magic tricks.
    Magician stops understanding the tricks but keeps following the given steps and is as surprised as the audience about the result.
    After a while, the AI starts giving really strange steps and it becomes clear that there is no explanation in current science that justifies the results of the tricks.
    Humanity has meddled with incomprehensible forces, awakening He who was never dead.

  15. Counterproductive on Sweden Considers Adding "Sexism" Ratings To Video Games · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1 - Label to specify what games contain sexy women.
    2 - Sell labelled games more, because sex sells (news at 11).
    3 - More and more games introduce sexist content just to get the label.
    4 - ... Slow clap?

  16. Lead researcher, Roger Fu on Magnetic Field In Meteorite Provides Clues About Formation of Solar System · · Score: 2

    Ironically, a lead researcher made a discovery on magnetism.

    (Thank you. I will be here all week. Tip your waitress.)
    (Yes, I did use the thousandfold cursed "Morissette irony" on purpose, to elicit rage, hair pulling and lamentations.)

  17. Re:Which says what? on World's Youngest Microsoft Certificated Professional Is Five Years Old · · Score: 5, Funny

    installing Windows 2000 Server. I was a Novell certified engineer and could do it in my sleep.

    You woke up and discovered you had installed Windows 2000?

    Quite the scary illness you've got there. I'd rather find my horse's cut head.

  18. Re:360 3D on Preview Jaunt's Made-for-VR 360 Degree, 3D Short Films · · Score: 1

    If I get what you mean it's something like, for example, put 8 360 cameras in a cube with a vertex length equal to distance between eyes (although 4 cameras in a tetrahedron pattern should work). This way, you always have a 3D view on all directions, by choosing the right pair of cameras.

    The problem is that, to avoid viewing the other cameras the system would have to switch points of view for each eye as the person looks right and left, for example.

  19. 360 3D on Preview Jaunt's Made-for-VR 360 Degree, 3D Short Films · · Score: 1

    "shot in 360 degrees and in 3D"

    Intuitively, this is impossible. Let's RTFA... Nope, I can't find that claim.

    Ok, time to use the "Ask the Audience" lifeline: How does one shoot 3D in 360 without it needing an infinite amount of film?

  20. Re:Got you, Mrs. Sampson on R. A. Montgomery, Creator of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" Books, Dead At 78 · · Score: 1

    I still hold a grudge over the physics teacher who, after teaching about conservation of momentum, couldn't answer the question "what happens if you flick the extreme of a pencil, in space".

    From that day on, I started questioning everything every teacher told me.

    ...

    Now that I think on it, over two decades later...

    ... Maybe that teacher did me a favor, after all.

  21. Re:The culture of responsibility switches. on Ubisoft Points Finger At AMD For Assassin's Creed Unity Poor Performance · · Score: 1

    You do know a lot of the software in the airplanes you fly in is tested via an automated approach where the only observation of 10k tests is 1 pass/fail?

    Sadly I saw that comment too late for anyone to notice. I'd have enjoyed saying for once "I know. I actually was in the team that made the system for a branch of Airbus! :D"

    Now no one will ever know about that cool moment. :/

    But last week I had my first submission ever to be accepted on Slashdot so... Karma!

  22. Re:Private Links != Paid Priority on Comcast Kisses-Up To Obama, Publicly Agrees On Net Neutrality · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the case of Comcast, Netflix traffic gets no special priority once it's on the internal network. The direct links simply lets them bypass the naturally occurring bottlenecks that occur at internet peering points.

    In case you are truly sincere and just not intelligent enough to find the flaw in that reasoning, let me help you.

    It's at "Naturally occurring". Analyse that part of the equation.

  23. Re:Window Dressing. on Comcast Kisses-Up To Obama, Publicly Agrees On Net Neutrality · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course they will, because corporations have infinite memory and infinite patience.

    However, corporations just have a winning strategy for the present game. But this game can never be completely won until humanity extinguishes. Nobody wins forever.

    It's time for a messiah of the fight of the productive force against the non-human corporations.

    Not one who explains why it is a problem and how much worse it will get. We've had several of those in the last century. We now need one who actually finds a solution and has the charisma to put it in practice.

    And I say charisma because, fortunately, power is still based on human beings. Thus, change will only come from someone who finds the solution and manages to convince enough people to apply it.

    I wonder how much money do corporations spend in finding those guides to the next system and silencing them.

    I suspect they spend nothing, because such person does not exist. Because enough people is too much people, and "too much people" is a very stupid beast.

  24. Re:Executive Orders on Comcast Kisses-Up To Obama, Publicly Agrees On Net Neutrality · · Score: 5, Funny

    Executive Orders will now come from Comcast.

    We agree — and that is our practice.

  25. Re:The culture of responsibility switches. on Ubisoft Points Finger At AMD For Assassin's Creed Unity Poor Performance · · Score: 4, Funny

    If a tester runs a test and no one is around to see it, does the test return a result?