Stay anonymous. Fill in entertaining bullshit when they ask you personal questions. They think I'm a gay Black Christian Libertarian who wants legal pot and likes chinchillas.
Ok, ok, I get it. No need to be rude.
I'll sell my pot and chinchillas to someone who actually wants them.
Indeed, and it's just impossible that anyone could ever get friend access to your facebook account. It would take people in some random site like, totally from the top of my head, 4chan, many, many long minutes.
Let's see. The post was modded insightful because:
1 - Funny doesn't give karma. 2 - Modders actually believe a space laser can target someone just because he connected his GPS phone. 3 - Modders know a space laser can target someone just because he connected his GPS phone. 4 - Modders are the ones who use the space laser and want the snitch to repost so they can target hi #%!@#70824645[CARRIER LOST]...
I don't think you'd be surprised by how many upmods you could get by replying with old saying to just about any topic.
You can even pick one at random, post it in the next news item without even readin it and you'll have big chances of at least a +1 (insightful) among all the offtopics.
User: Are we in the right road to the beach? Google maps: Probably. User: the fuck?... Is this the beach road or not. Google maps: I'd say yes...ish. Most likely.... User: The road is cut! It ends like right here! Google maps: Let me change my first answer to "I wouldn't bet on it. Much. I wouldn't bet much on it.... Ok no, it's not likely to be the road. I'm turning off now. Good luck!"
But from that point on, the reader chooses their own course.
What if it's a line? Or a plane? Or, is this absurd example of political correctness meant to suggest that only points can be the start of stories. What is wrong with "geometric concept"? Using "geometric concept" actually lets the sentence make sense rather than sound idiotic.
Change the phrase in the summary to: But from that geometric concept on, the reader chooses their own course. It's common sense, not fucking rocket science. It also keeps everyone happy because it's dimensionless.
$43bn for speeds faster than what the internet naturally provides... There isn't a need for gigabit connections when the average pipeline of a website is less than a megabit. I suppose if you want to watch 75 HD porn videos at a time, now you'd get the chance
Are you trying to say that "1Mb should be enough for anybody."?
Ask me to design my ideal car and it'll have a lightweight but strong aluminium body, a simple, efficient diesel engine, comfortable seats and a decent stereo. Everything else is chaff, I don't even need ABS.
I'd rather have airbags than a decent stereo.
However, before even thinking about airbags, I'd really enjoy to have lights, windshield, mirrors,...
Brakes are nice too. unless you're planning to go slow enough to brake with your foot.
Ask me to design my ideal car and it'll have a lightweight but strong aluminium body, a simple, efficient diesel engine, comfortable seats and a decent stereo. Everything else is chaff, I don't even need ABS.
I'd rather have airbags than a decent stereo.
However, before even thinking about airbags, I'd really enjoy to have lights, windshield, mirrors,...
Brakes are nice too. unless you're planning to go slow enough to brake with your foot.
Slashdot Mirror
Which one should you choose?
The one with the largest tits? No, wait, that's for assistants.
I don't fricking care as long as the page works? Yep, that's the one for the devs.
Stay anonymous. Fill in entertaining bullshit when they ask you personal questions. They think I'm a gay Black Christian Libertarian who wants legal pot and likes chinchillas.
Ok, ok, I get it. No need to be rude.
I'll sell my pot and chinchillas to someone who actually wants them.
Anyway, it's just your friends who can see this.
Indeed, and it's just impossible that anyone could ever get friend access to your facebook account. It would take people in some random site like, totally from the top of my head, 4chan, many, many long minutes.
Let's see. The post was modded insightful because:
1 - Funny doesn't give karma. ...
2 - Modders actually believe a space laser can target someone just because he connected his GPS phone.
3 - Modders know a space laser can target someone just because he connected his GPS phone.
4 - Modders are the ones who use the space laser and want the snitch to repost so they can target hi #%!@#70824645[CARRIER LOST]
Hmm, I think I might be autistic myself judging by my inability to resist making this post.
Here, hold this rock for a second.
...And to target the space laser, of course. We would hate to vaporize the wrong person."
How does that apply to this article, in any way?
I don't think you'd be surprised by how many upmods you could get by replying with old saying to just about any topic.
You can even pick one at random, post it in the next news item without even readin it and you'll have big chances of at least a +1 (insightful) among all the offtopics.
The big question is whether Microsoft can make Games For Windows Live relevant in a market where Steam has taken hold, or if it's too late.
He must have a different definition of "relevant" than mine to make that a "big question".
I wonder how many false positives you can give to a family before they stop believing in modern medicine.
"Your kid is autistic!
No, wait, he wasn't. But he's got ADHD! Nope. A tumor! Nope, that's not it.
*five hours later*
The pox! Nope. ... Plutonium poisoning! Yeee... Nope. ...
Does your kid have any south asian prostitute friend?"
So it only has a 4.5% true positive rate. Great
Indeed, it's significantly worse than my (99% true rate) autism diagnosing rock that evaporates if an autistic child holds it.
And my rock takes much less than 15 minutes.
Neither "controlled" the host, it is blind evolutionary luck.
There's no such thing as non-"blind lucky" evolution.
Or, from the opposite PoV, there's no luck in large numbers.
With a large enough number of ants, spores and years, you're bound to get a fungus that makes the ant write Hamlet.
I have two questions:
- What would happen to him if he didn't take the medication?
- When was the medication invented?
Probably.
User: Are we in the right road to the beach? ... ... Ok no, it's not likely to be the road. I'm turning off now. Good luck!"
Google maps: Probably.
User: the fuck?... Is this the beach road or not.
Google maps: I'd say yes...ish. Most likely.
User: The road is cut! It ends like right here!
Google maps: Let me change my first answer to "I wouldn't bet on it. Much. I wouldn't bet much on it.
"WTF" ends up particularly charming IRL, IMHO...though YMMV.
lol whats "charming"? liek uber?
But from that point on, the reader chooses their own course.
What if it's a line? Or a plane? Or, is this absurd example of political correctness meant to suggest that only points can be the start of stories. What is wrong with "geometric concept"? Using "geometric concept" actually lets the sentence make sense rather than sound idiotic.
Change the phrase in the summary to: But from that geometric concept on, the reader chooses their own course. It's common sense, not fucking rocket science. It also keeps everyone happy because it's dimensionless.
$43bn for speeds faster than what the internet naturally provides... There isn't a need for gigabit connections when the average pipeline of a website is less than a megabit. I suppose if you want to watch 75 HD porn videos at a time, now you'd get the chance
Are you trying to say that "1Mb should be enough for anybody."?
He doesn't need to speak the truth, just to convince the masses. For the masses, a reasoning like "OMG WTF! 10x is UNPOSSIBLE! BBQ!" does work.
And now the extra piece of my mind that will get me flamed, as always:
There's no point in you voting. Your vote won't change anything. Voting is not the way of having an effect in a democratic system.
And now the bad analogy: To found a new religion you start by convincing other people a new god exists, not by convincing yourself and praying to it.
MWAHAHA?
To complete the system, there's a mirror package at Canonical that to each
"I am alive" ping, logs a message of "It's alive! IT'S ALIIIIIVE!!!".
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Ask me to design my ideal car and it'll have a lightweight but strong aluminium body, a simple, efficient diesel engine, comfortable seats and a decent stereo. Everything else is chaff, I don't even need ABS.
I'd rather have airbags than a decent stereo.
However, before even thinking about airbags, I'd really enjoy to have lights, windshield, mirrors, ...
Brakes are nice too. unless you're planning to go slow enough to brake with your foot.
Wheels are a nice feature too.
Ask me to design my ideal car and it'll have a lightweight but strong aluminium body, a simple, efficient diesel engine, comfortable seats and a decent stereo. Everything else is chaff, I don't even need ABS.
I'd rather have airbags than a decent stereo.
However, before even thinking about airbags, I'd really enjoy to have lights, windshield, mirrors, ...
Brakes are nice too. unless you're planning to go slow enough to brake with your foot.
Nope. Perfect security is the objective, whatever the cost.
I think it's time to start a War on Insecure Car-tyre Communication.
Btw, when I call someone, people around me can hear my side of the conversation. Does anyone know where to buy cones of silence?
the cunning linguists range of word-play.
The cunning linguist. ...
I think I've got a new nick there.
If it's not verified, and it comes from a known perpetrator of hoaxes, and it smells funny...
Oh! I know this one!
It's a duck!
Well, perhaps N=H=1?
No, it's:
H-N-H
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