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To Ballmer, Grabbing iPad's Market Is 'Job One Urgency'

Barence writes "Microsoft's Steve Ballmer has vented his frustration at the success of the iPad and said developing a Windows alternative is 'job one urgency.' 'Apple has done an interesting job of putting together a synthesis and putting a product out, and in which they've... they sold certainly more than I'd like them to sell, let me just be clear about that,' Ballmer told analysts. The Microsoft boss said the company plans to deliver a range of tablet formats in the next year, some based on Intel's next-gen Oak Trail processor. 'It is job one urgency around here. Nobody is sleeping at the switch. And so we are working with those partners, not just to deliver something, but to deliver products that people really want to go buy.'" In Microsoft's vision, slates will run a derivative of Windows 7.

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  1. Anger. by slaxative · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shocking news. Microsoft exec upset by the success of a member of the competition.

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    1. Re:Anger. by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shocking news. Microsoft exec upset by the success of a member of the competition that Microsoft cannot buy out

    2. Re:Anger. by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

      Chairs are flyin'.

    3. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ballmer is just upset he doesn't belong to the club.

    4. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it possible to have an article mention Ballmer without some apple fanboi mentioning something about chairs?

    5. Re:Anger. by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shocking news: Microsoft working on a project very similar to one developed by Apple.

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    6. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Mr. Ballmer, it isn't possible.

    7. Re:Anger. by rimcrazy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They seriously don't get it. The very statement that it will be running a derivative of Win7 says that they are doomed from the start. Actually, not that Win7 is bad, on the contrary even as a MacFanBoy I like Win7 but it's not the right OS for a tablet platform. They keep trying to shoehorn the same thing to be a one OS meets all. They have no ability to step back and say what does the market need and what is the solution the users needs. All they seem to be able to do is ask "What is the problem and how can we solve it with Windows?". The concept of thinking outside the box simply does not exist in Redmond. Really sad as I'm sure at the worker level there are a ton of very smart, all be it ,very frustrated software engineers.

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    8. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Microsoft could easily buy Apple if it wanted to.

    9. Re:Anger. by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Financially perhaps, but the SEC might have something to say about it.

    10. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Can you imagine what it must be like to glance upon a small child delighted with a shiny bauble or piece of candy; and then feel the insane urge to take it? To revel in the misery left in the wake of your theft; jealousy and elation forming an overwhelming melange as you escape the scene?

      This is what it feels like to be Steve Ballmer. And it has been a long, long time since he was last able to take a piece of candy from a child.

    11. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that the chair-throwing thing was started back in the days when anyone who wasn't a frothing-at-the-mouth Microsoft fanboy pretty much hated Microsoft and everything they stood for, right? Also, there are plenty of us who manage to dislike both monkey-boy Ballmer and Microsoft without being Microsoft fanboys. And it's spelled "fanboy", not "fanboi".

    12. Re:Anger. by mark72005 · · Score: 0

      On the contrary, using a derivation of Windows 7 would presumably give MSFT's iPad advantages that the giant iPod touch does not have. Namely, being able to be more like a PC than an iPod Touch.

      I'm thinking of multitasking, a full featured browser, being able to use true software (FLOABT) rather than "apps", the ability to load other operating systems on it, etc.

      The thing that makes an iPad a bit spurious and in the luxury category for most everyone is that it doesn't improve or replace anything. It's sort of a mediocre version of several things, but it won't make anyone get rid of any of the others. IMO

    13. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Kinda makes me want to run out and buy an iPad.

    14. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shocking news. Microsoft upset that someone is succeeding by innovating rather than generating bloatware / buying out competition.

    15. Re:Anger. by grub · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      Ballmer said they're working at stuffing Win7 into a slate. Apple has OSX and iOS. They could have put OSX into a tablet but opted for the touch-based-from-the-ground-up iOS. Smart decision, imho.

      MS is so narrow-minded they can't imagine not putting a rehash of Windows on a tablet. It's that retarded "Windows Everywhere" mentality that started in the 90's.

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    16. Re:Anger. by BudAaron · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's odd to me that all the Apple fans weigh in to dis Microsoft but you seldom see a Windows lover like me make comments. Personally I think the iPhone and iPad are for kids with too much money and nothing to do. I'll pose a challenge. I'm a software developer, game player and movie watcher. Can I develop software using the iPad as a platform? Nope - not easily. Can I play World of Warcraft on an iPad? Nope - not really. Can I watch a high quality movie on an iPad? I suspect not really. So what's left? Telephone calls and texting. I don't do texting and my Windows MotoQ phone takes care of my phone calls. So please someone tell me what I need an iPhone or iPad for?

    17. Re:Anger. by grub · · Score: 1


      The thing that makes an iPad a bit spurious and in the luxury category for most everyone is that it doesn't improve or replace anything

      I picked up an iPad a couple of months ago, it (unexpectedly) did replace my laptop. I've booted the laptop up less than a handful of times to get passwords for sites that were stored on it, that's about it.

      For our house, the iPad has been a great success.

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    18. Re:Anger. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Is it possible to have an article mention Ballmer without some apple fanboi mentioning something about chairs?

      No...

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    19. Re:Anger. by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Win 7 likes touch pads. It 'looks' for them with every version (business, enterprise, ultimate) that I have used. If you right click on 'computer' and select properties. There is a pen and touch line there for under win 7. The touchscreen laptops like win 7. Maybe win 7 was designed with touchscreens in mind? Changing from a touchscreen to tablet screen is not that far of a stretch.

    20. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever. Its eco-system is doing dandy without you.

    21. Re:Anger. by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
      You don't. So don't buy one.

      Next!

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    22. Re:Anger. by beelsebob · · Score: 4, Informative

      What are you talking about? Apple is worth more than Microsoft.

      Apple: $235.77bn
      MSFT: $222.18bn

    23. Re:Anger. by nomadic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Shocking news. Microsoft exec upset by the success of a member of the competition.

      It's actually kind of surprising, usually company execs aren't quite as blatant as that in expressing things like that. In fact, they almost never are. I find it refreshing.

    24. Re:Anger. by Goaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you have any idea how many times Microsoft has already launched a "tablet that is more like a PC"?

      I've lost count. Probably five times at least, going back to the days of Windows 95 for Pen Computing.

      Each and every time, it has failed miserably.

      Then Apple make a tablet that is not "more like a PC". And they succeed wildly.

      And then you claim that making a tablet like a PC is supposed to be an advantage.

    25. Re:Anger. by Aliotroph · · Score: 1

      You don't. So what? Nobody said you need one. They said Microsoft has nothing to offer the people who do think they need one. Keep your Windows box (I know I will). They aren't going anywhere for a while.

    26. Re:Anger. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're complaining that the iPad/iPhone isn't your computer. Well no shit. If that's what you want, then the iPad isn't for you.

      If, on the other hand, you want a web tablet with insane battery life that you can watch movies on, listen to music, read ebooks, or browse (part of) the web, an i device might be worth it for you.

      World of Warcraft isn't there, but Plants vs Zombies is a pretty nifty experience on the iPad. If 90% of everything is crap, that still leaves thousands of non-crap applications that these things can run.

      Basically, I would say it comes down to the form factor and the applications. Either one could be the killer feature that makes the device worth the money. If it didn't require a computer to set it up, it's the device I would be telling my parents to get when they call me and say they want a computer.

      Plus, it's only $500 or so. It's a pretty nice piece of technology for that much money. Lots of programmers (including me) love programming and this is a very interesting platform.

    27. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Baller is spewing bullshit. He's after the Android tablet market share. He's pushing his people because he knows that the competitors to Apple's iPad haven't hit the market. If he's targeting Win7's tablet features, well, I don't think that any future success can be predicated on that. The last thing I want to see is a Win7 mobile OS on a tablet.

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    28. Re:Anger. by rimcrazy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is exactly the same thinking that killed DEC, killed DG, killed "enter name", companies that only see a market from the perspective of what they currently manufacture.

      Like them or not, contrast the two companies, Apple and Microsoft and where they have come from and what they currently make. Apples main revenue stream did not exist when Apple was formed. Microsoft is still a 2 product company and gets its revenue from the same 2 product lines they started with. They are a "deer in the headlights". They can't think outside of what brings in their current revenue. The concept of killing your own so you can grow into new markets is a totally foreign concept, and IMHO, will kill them in the end if they don't learn to change.

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    29. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tablet PCs running windows have been on the market for years, and they barely sell enough to keep making them. I think Balmer's hallucinating again.
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    30. Re:Anger. by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Did you post this on your iPad?

    31. Re:Anger. by grub · · Score: 1

      No, from my Linux desktop at work :)

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    32. Re:Anger. by Darth+Snowshoe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Right click under computer, then select properties. Click that. Cycle the tabs and select the hardware tab. Hit the radio button for 'all users'. Click on the box for 'environment variables'. Tab to your account in the accounts pop-up and do a double-click. Now select 'touch screens' from the control panel. Do an alt-F7 for DCP. Next, enter your admin password at the fill form. Now pop back to 'properties'. Hit apply but don't close the form yet....

    33. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's up with. The random. Punctuation? Are you.
      On LSD or. Something?

    34. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      The tablet market is important and it does signify a change, but the tablet market is, at least to me, a recreational device. It never will perform the tasks that made the PC so successful. I'm not saying it's not a business device (it isn't) I'm saying it is not a device to be used for any significant purpose.

      Recreational has its' place. Most uses are short use activites. Strain on the hand, arm, and shoulder prohibit it doing much more than being a music player, scrolling reader, simpleton gaming device.

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    35. Re:Anger. by Pax681 · · Score: 0, Troll

      they tried to before.... MS has a lot of shares in Apple as i recall

      they used to have a LOT more but were made to sell them

      also as i recall when apple were in deep financial shit they got a govt bailout to keep up the competition

      can't be arsed looking for the links but i am sure you can find with a quick blast in google

    36. Re:Anger. by v1 · · Score: 1

      more shocking still, MS moves to copy their competition!

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    37. Re:Anger. by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking of multitasking, a full featured browser, being able to use true software (FLOABT) rather than "apps", the ability to load other operating systems on it, etc.

      What's the difference between "true software" and "apps"??

      Would you need to load other operating systems on your TV? Why?

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    38. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      I think he was justly stating that the iPad is not a computer for anyone, not in the sense of a real computer. It's a gadget device for recreational use. He doesn't use a computer for that unless it's a recreational activity that tasks his abilities, such as a high end game.

      I'm interested in a tablet PC but not Apple's version. I want control and the ability to do what I desire with it.

      Ballmer has simply begun to understand that (as Gates said some time ago) computers are used primarily for consumption of information instead of the creation of it--which the iPad (or any tablet) is well suited to.

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    39. Re:Anger. by jcinnamond · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've lost count. Probably five times at least

      You need to work on your counting skills.

    40. Re:Anger. by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can I develop software using the iPad as a platform? Nope - not easily.

      Yes, you can. Maybe not compiled stuff, but writing javascript stuff works, and plenty of nice quick programs I've written through the years were web-based. You can also SSH into your LAMP server or RDP into your IIS server, and use vi/notepad there, but that's sorta like cheating.

      Can I play World of Warcraft on an iPad? Nope - not really.

      I'll be glad when my friends give up WoW and start Role Playing or playing other computer games again. ^&@$ing money sink

      Can I watch a high quality movie on an iPad? I suspect not really.

      I suspect you've never even seen one. You can't watch 1080p high Definition movies, but a friend watched three high Quality movies on his plane flight home and still had 50% battery.

      So what's left? Telephone calls and texting.

      On an iPad? It's not a phone... Me::Fail I didn't check to see if this is copypasta. I'm sure it is now.

      That said, I hate iPad and its "this is the new computing" BS to its very core. I just hate lying and misrepresentation more.

    41. Re:Anger. by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Apple's success is not wholly due to the functions and performance their devices offer. Many of their devices are behind the curve in any number of ways, and yet Apple can't keep them in stock.

      I'm not saying MSFT will make a good device, certainly they will make some garbage knockoff like they always do when they attempt to enter a market segment a day late and a dollar short.

      But it won't be because the concept of trying to position themselves as "more of a PC than an iPod" is wrong. It will be because of institutional suckitude.

    42. Re:Anger. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't be surprised that there are so many Slashdotters who don't get the iPad. When you look at a feature matrix, the iPad seems lame. No usb port, no flash, no camera, it doesn't run existing programs, integrated battery and multitasking is a joke.

      It's hard to fit the qualities that the iPad gets right into the chart. Instant-on is key is a big deal and multi-touch is pretty sweet but the qualitative features are harder to define. I'm talking about how the device feels in your hands or how it responds when you use the touch screen or rotate it. Very subjective qualities. Android does all this stuff, but it just doesn't feel as refined.

      We have an iPad in our house and it's just more fun to use than the netbook, laptop, or desktop. Perhaps the novelty will wear off, but for now it's still novel and gets a lot of use.

    43. Re:Anger. by A12m0v · · Score: 1

      the ability to load other operating systems on it, etc.

      how is this an advantage to Microsoft?

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    44. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      I believe the event was instigated by one of their key employees leaving to work for their competitors.

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    45. Re:Anger. by Rational · · Score: 1

      Huh, maybe you don't need an iPhone or an iPad? What kind of utter solipsist thinks that the whole universe revolves around *their* needs?

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    46. Re:Anger. by phonewebcam · · Score: 1

      And he being the master prophet, too.

    47. Re:Anger. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Can you imagine what it's like to be a small child, seeing Steve Jobs hold a piece of candy in front of you, to hold it before you and tell you how great its going to be, how it's everything you could possibly want. And then lick his tongue all over it just before giving it to you? This is what it feels like to be someone who reallly wants a nice, tablet form-factor device without a sodding keyboard attached to it, and then find that the only one that is pretty much decent is locked down and made into a device for consuming games and media.

      Microsoft are going to make a tablet? About fucking time. I want to take notes on it with a stylus, not wave my fingers over the screen going 'oooo, I can make pictures big'. I want to be able stuff a USB stick in the side of it and put directories of data on it, not sync it to a fucking iTunes program running on an entirely separate computer (because, amongst other things, my Gentoo box really loves running iTunes). The iPad is pricey, pre-licked candy. Until someone else opens a sweetshop and starts selling their own candy, the only way you're getting any is with Steve Job's drool over it. Bring on the rivals, I say.

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    48. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "albeit" not "all be it"

    49. Re:Anger. by Didion+Sprague · · Score: 1

      What's with all these Microsoft old guys wearing sweaters?

      Seriously. Bill Gates had a sweater. Ballmer has some ratty-ass sweater. Is that supposed to be endearing? If so, to whom -- other old guys on the golf course?

      Appearances count, and as long as Ballmer is the pitchman for the stuff -- overweight and dressed in some 10 year old cartigan -- not only will I not take Microsoft seriously, but I don't want to have anything to *do* with Microsoft anymore.

    50. Re:Anger. by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, using a derivation of Windows 7 would presumably give MSFT's iPad advantages that the giant iPod touch does not have. Namely, being able to be more like a PC than an iPod Touch.

      The iPad runs a derivative of OS X. It's not limited with regards to these things because of the technical capabilities of the software.

    51. Re:Anger. by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      The very statement that it will be running a derivative of Win7 says that they are doomed from the start.

      Well, to be fair, iOS is a derivative of OS X, but when Microsoft says derivative of Windows, historically they have meant putting the full os on the device, replacing the mouse with a stylus, providing an on screen keyboard and leaving it at that. The concept of multiple windows and dragging them around on a tablet does not appeal to me. They need to fundamentally rethink the UI for a touch device. If they do that, and do it right they will be successful, if not, they will crash and burn just like every other time they've tried this exercise.

      Personally, I like Apple products and I really like the interface on the iPad but I don't like the device itself. it's too heavy for comfortably reading a book, and it has that curved back so you can't lay it on a flat surface. If iPad version 2 adds a camera, has a higher res screen, weighs a little bit less, and adds the ability to have multiple user accounts so I can share the device with family members, I'll definitely buy one.

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    52. Re:Anger. by octothorpe99 · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying it's not a business device (it isn't)

      So you said you weren't saying something right before you actually did say it..

      #confused

    53. Re:Anger. by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      They seriously don't get it. The very statement that it will be running a derivative of Win7 says that they are doomed from the start. Actually, not that Win7 is bad, on the contrary even as a MacFanBoy I like Win7 but it's not the right OS for a tablet platform. They keep trying to shoehorn the same thing to be a one OS meets all.

      Apple seem to be doing it OK with OS X - the iPhone OS running on the iPad is an OS X derivative.

    54. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Pen Computing's offerings were a threat to Microsoft's core cash cow. Microsoft's philosophy back then was to kill anything that threatened the OS. Microsoft finagled their way into Pen's offices under the guise that they wanted to praise Pen if what they were creating was worthy. Pen, being flattered, allowed them to see the product. A few months later Microsoft announced Pen Windows. Everyone that was adopting Windows (the industry was headed that way en masse) directed their attention to Pen Windows. This told them that they shouldn't want to consider any alternatives when the pen concepts were being added to Windows itself. That began the downfall of Pen. It is the only reason Microsoft entered that market.

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    55. Re:Anger. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2

      Well fucking said.

      Trouble is, Ballmer is just as likely to bring on more of the same. I personally don't want a tablet with his jizz all over it, if it's all the same to you.

    56. Re:Anger. by thestudio_bob · · Score: 1

      they tried to before.... MS has a lot of shares in Apple as i recall

      They did, but it was non-voting stock that was more of a symbolic gesture (the real reason was cross licensing and also it eased investors concerns that Apple might go under). (http://ask.metafilter.com/30833/How-much-of-Apple-Computer-does-Microsoft-own)

      they used to have a LOT more but were made to sell them

      Um.. who made them sell it? They chose to sell it, because they made a butt-load of cash of doing so.

      also as i recall when apple were in deep financial shit they got a govt bailout to keep up the competition

      You see see, just because you can post something doesn't necessarily make it a fact. This statement is an absolute falsehood and about as true as pink monkeys are attacking New York!!.

      can't be arsed looking for the links but i am sure you can find with a quick blast in google

      Or, because there is no truth in what you just posted.

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    57. Re:Anger. by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, using a derivation of Windows 7 would presumably give MSFT's iPad advantages that the giant iPod touch does not have. Namely, being able to be more like a PC than an iPod Touch. I'm thinking of... being able to use true software... rather than "apps"...

      But the important thing is that the iPad is just an iPod derivative. Jobs' had two insights. The first was that there's a pretty big market for a not-a-PC digital widget you can carry around in a pocket and run single-purpose apps rather than full-blown applications. The second was that you can sell content for that little widget in small chunks: songs, individual apps, etc. You and I may not care for it particularly, but there are tens of millions of people who find it enormously useful. As you say, the iPad stretches the model slightly, but not that much. There are a bunch of people who carry a backpack or briefcase anyway, and who find the bigger-screen version of the widget more useful.

      At one level, the goal of each addition to the iPod class has been to replace more of the things that you find in a college student's pockets/purse: music player, camera, phone, portable game player, ebook reader, etc. Personally, I think MS has blown it entirely, because their "natural" market was a widget that replaced more and more of the things you find in the business person's briefcase: daytimer, detailed contact lists, memos and other documents, notebook, etc. There would be some different core UI aspects of such a device compared to an iPod. I think high-res stylus touch input with good handwriting recognition would be a must; too many times when a business person needs to write down 20 words right now while holding the device in one hand. The daytimer form factor is probably the right one. I had hopes for the now-canceled Courier device, even if it was late to the game.

    58. Re:Anger. by vague+disclaimer · · Score: 3

      "Embrace, extend, extinguish"

    59. Re:Anger. by jewishbaconzombies · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it's more akin to wondering if Steve Balmer ever gets tired of being wrong.

      Want to make a billion? Do the opposite of whatever chair-throwing babble comes out of Redmond and profit.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcUicfqelC8

    60. Re:Anger. by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      It was also designed with a keyboard and mouse in mind. As in, it can use a touchscreen, but if you don't have a keyboard/mouse combo, your usefulness is going to be limited. Even more so if you try to use any Windows software for the thing, because 99% of Win32 software was not designed with a primarily touch interface in mind.

    61. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      It isn't confusing. My point was "it goes without saying".

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    62. Re:Anger. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If inflating an iPod Touch (or iPhone for that matter) to the extent that the device no longer fits in your pocket is innovation, then I guess that's fine.

      I'll wait as long as I have to to get a proper tablet computer that isn't just a media consumption device. My laptop isn't that heavy.

    63. Re:Anger. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like they were a decade ago? You do know Tablet PC's have been around for a long time, right?

    64. Re:Anger. by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard the news?
      Market caps are almost the same.

      That'll change really quick in Apples favor if they don't pull their head out of there asses, I mean I'm scratching my head trying to envision who the hell wants one of these things?

      I don't know nothing, but then again apparently neither does Balmer. Maybe they should focus on more core aspects of their business such as OS, Gaming APIs/Networks, Office Software and back end kit.

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    65. Re:Anger. by negRo_slim · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Lol if you honestly think that at the end of the day Apple is worth more than Microsoft you need to put down the pipe and stop blindly wallowing in your data that doesn't even make sense.

      Imagine a world in which one of those companies just disappeared tomorrow, tell me which one do you think would have the much more drastic effect on the world...

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    66. Re:Anger. by grub · · Score: 1


      We have an iPad in our house and it's just more fun to use than the netbook, laptop, or desktop. Perhaps the novelty will wear off, but for now it's still novel and gets a lot of use.

      More fun! You hit the nail on the head! What initially 'got' me about it was how it didn't get in my way. I'd come home after a day of Linux/Cisco/networking and want to just kick back and do something. No big interface in the way, no endless stream of OS updates and reboots, just a window into what I want to do.

      At first the family was iffy (another of my geek toys coming home) but it's been a complete success for all.

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    67. Re:Anger. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      ...but opted for the touch-based-from-the-ground-up iOS. Smart decision, imho.

      Smart from Apple's point of view, but the rationale is wrong for me as a user. I have never actually bought an Apple computer, but I own a MacBook. I would happily welcome a tablet-format box that fulfils the same functions, but it seems Apple has decided that such riches are not for the likes of me. Too bad. Someone else, no doubt, will fill the gap.

    68. Re:Anger. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whose version of the tablet PC are you interested in? I'm also interested to see other takes on the tablet. I think HP could do something interesting with WebOS. Android? Maybe. Windows? I'm skeptical.

    69. Re:Anger. by MrMarket · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine a world in which one of those companies just disappeared tomorrow, tell me which one do you think would have the much more drastic effect on the world...

      MSFT. Imagine a world without blue screen of death.

    70. Re:Anger. by randomaxe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tablets PCs have been around for a long time, indeed. However, tablet devices as a distinct platform -- and not as just another PC but with a touchscreen instead of a mouse & keyboard -- have not.

      And if there's anything that Microsoft as a company should be angry about, that's it. Bill Gates stood there ten years ago and told us that tablet PCs were the future of computing, that a significant portion of PCs sold would be tablets within a few years, and Microsoft failed to make it happen. They failed to make tablet computing sufficiently different from a laptop PC experience, and consumers didn't give tablet PCs a second look.

      Now Apple has succeeded in a major way at what Microsoft completely failed at, and boy, that must be embarrassing.

    71. Re:Anger. by Altus · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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    72. Re:Anger. by Vectormatic · · Score: 0

      a modpoint, a modpoint, my ipod for a modpoint!

      beste fucking post i read today!

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    73. Re:Anger. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Shocking news. Microsoft displays faux sense of shock that Apple did something before them. This just in...Microsoft's processes actually require that they wait for Apple to do something first, then just copy it.

    74. Re:Anger. by magarity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lol if you honestly think that at the end of the day Apple is worth more than Microsoft
       
      Where does this attitude come from? It's very simple: stock price times shares. If the gp's numbers are from yesterday's closing price, then yes, at the end of the day Apple WAS worth more than Microsoft by simple multiplication. The only 'lol' is that you're trying to make fun of someone who has correctly performed basic math.
       
      Company worth is reflective of their expected near/mid term future income, not a sci-fi scenario where thier competitors magically disappear.

    75. Re:Anger. by sdpuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Looks like it is in Apple's favor now.

      Today AAPL cap is $235 B, MSFT is 221 B, according to Google quotes.

      If they only sold a bunch, one can rightfully assume that it's "Apple Fanboys", but they're not selling by the bucket-load, they're selling these things by the millions even if you're scratching your head "why?".

      http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2010/06/22/ipad-sales-accelerate/ iPad sales accelerate, 3 million sold in 80 days or one every 2.3 seconds

      When someone is successful, it's useful to think about why they are successful - and sure if they stop doing "whatever they are doing wrong" maybe they will continue or prevent their future failure - or maybe there is something else going on and figuring out the reason can be quite informative. If you just think about the negative, you may never find out the truth. Who is buying it, what are people using it for, what are advantages - and it is a mistake to assume only idiots are buying it. Even if that is the case, remember the adage that you can learn from anyone, even an idiot.

      I don't have one. I'm waiting to see what they do with V2.0. I'm thinking "why would I want one?" and I've been surprised that I have found a number of times where it could be useful.

    76. Re:Anger. by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 1

      it won't be because the concept of trying to position themselves as "more of a PC than an iPod" is wrong. It will be because of institutional suckitude.

      But that positioning is part of the suckitude. What MS is not doing, as others have already said here, is seriously reevaluating what a computer is and how it's being used—not how they think a computer "should" be used, but what the average non-/. user *actually uses a computer for.*

      Apple's success is not wholly due to the functions and performance their devices offer. Many of their devices are behind the curve in any number of ways, and yet Apple can't keep them in stock.

      OK, so why is that? Last year I had a minor but enlightening experience when a third-tier extended family member explained that the extent of his computer requirements are having a semblance of facebook on his old (non-"smart") phone. That's when I realized that the idea of the iPad, which was still a rumor at the time, could take off simply because a significant market segment doesn't need the do-everything computer of old, they need a media appliance.

    77. Re:Anger. by Altus · · Score: 1

      what you don't seem to understand is that OSX and Windows 7 do not have interfaces designed for tablets. This is an important feature. Now, you may not like the walled garden and you may not like some of the choices apple made in iOS but just putting a desktop OS on a touch based laptop is a mistake. Everyone who has done that has been a failure.

      Reworking the entire interface level was the correct move no matter how many geeks say they would buy it if it had "full OSX" on it.

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    78. Re:Anger. by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would like to be the fourth person to whole-heartedly agree, and the first person to wonder why the hell you aren't modded up higher.

      (Seriously, that's the thing that's turned me off from Apple products -- how they'll make it so nice but then leave out so many basic features. Put an mp3 on my music player or a pdf on my smartphone? No, I need their fucking iTunes before I can move a goddamn file. Save a few stills from a video? No, I have to repeatedly navigate through the same lengthy directory several times. A calculator with log capability? No, that'll have to wait for OS 10.5 with some dorky cat name.)

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    79. Re:Anger. by MrMarket · · Score: 1

      What about business users that need to review lots of data or input limited amounts of data while not tied to a desk? Like, those who work in hospitals or warehouses.

    80. Re:Anger. by a_nonamiss · · Score: 2, Informative

      1) 1996 - Microsoft introduces Pen Computing Services for Windows 95
      2) 2000 - Bill Gates unveils the "Tablet PC" concept at Comdex.
      3) 2003 - Microsoft unveils "Windows XP - Tablet PC edition"
      4) 2005 - Microsoft "Windows XP Tablet PC Edition 2005" is released
      5) 2010 - HP Slate demoed at CES.

      There are a slew of other examples, but GP said at least 5, so he is in fact correct. Gates had the vision almost 15 years ago that Tablet PC's were going to feature prominently in the future of computing, but Microsoft consistently screwed up the execution. (With the exception of a few niche markets, like medical applications, which use the Tablet PC routinely and effectively)

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    81. Re:Anger. by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Plus, it's only $500 or so. It's a pretty nice piece of technology for that much money. Lots of programmers (including me) love programming and this is a very interesting platform.

      How so? in order to dev for the ipad in any convincing way, i have to spend well over a thousand bucks (need something that runs OS-X). Then i have to hope that whatever i write in terms of apps catches on (and only a small percentage do), if i want to recoup my costs to some degree.

      Instead, yesterday i bought a pre-paid android phone for 100 euros (running android 2.1 no less). Now for just that cost, i can go and dev and play around with a nifty little android device, which in a few hours already has me convinced that apple is way behind the curve in phone-land.

      At 500, the ipad is overpriced, as nearly all apple stuff is (the only thing i dont find completely ridiculous in terms of price is the ipod touch, its more expensive then other 8gb mp3 players, but offers loads more functionality)

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    82. Re:Anger. by getNewNickName · · Score: 1

      Trust me there's no point in trying to rationally explain the advantages to someone who doesn't care to listen.

    83. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that $500.00 can get you a touchscreen netbook, specifically an Asus EEE-PC T91. It's just as portable as an iPad, though admittedly it only has about half the battery life, but you can watch movies on it, listen to music, read ebooks, or browse (the full) web. You can use it as a tablet or swivel the screen around and use it as a laptop, complete with keyboard. Plus you can plug in a mouse, SD card, flash drive, or external hard drive. It runs a full version of Windows, so any Windows app will run on it (admittedly limited by processor power).

      The iPad has three things going for it over the T91: The price, a better touchscreen, and apps that are designed specifically for it. I will admit that some Windows apps are at best an awkward fit for a touchscreen. But considering you're not locked into any particular store, you can find 10 freeware apps for the T91 for every app you can purchase on the iPad if you know where to look. I have dozens of games, full Open Office suite, 18000 ebooks (Project Gutenberg DVD plus several hundred I've collected from various sources), an encyclopedia (academic version of Wikipedia), three different dictionaries, HP-48 calculator emulator, a full version of Firefox, plus several programs I wrote myself on my T91. And I did it without paying a dime over the cost of the hardware.

      In short, if you want to buy a toy for the same price as a real computer, go ahead and buy an iPad. Maybe the convenience of longer battery life and apps that "just work" is worth the limitations. Me, I'm willing to sacrifice a tiny bit of convenience for the tremendous versatility and power that I get with a real computer.

    84. Re:Anger. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      I would like to be the fourth person to whole-heartedly agree, and the first person to wonder why the hell you aren't modded up higher.

      Well I currently seem to be racing up the Mod charts neck and neck with the GP who made an analogy which basically states Microsoft releasing a tablet would be akin to taking people's iPads away from them.

      I like to think I'm being modded up because I make more sense, but the modding up of the GP too suggests that we're both just getting modded according to the proportion of pro- and anti-Apple types on the site today. ;)

      I'll take solace in the nice people who post to agree with me though. ;)

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    85. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >...wants a nice, tablet form-factor device without a sodding keyboard attached to it, and then find that the only one that is pretty much decent is locked down and made into a device for consuming games and media.

      So, to summarize, they tried something different from all of the tablets that were brought to market before and failed, are selling a million of them a month and you're trying to imply that they're bad because they haven't done what's been done wrong repeatedly in the past.

      I don't mean to be rude, but if the tablet doesn't have a keyboard, of course it's going to be a delivery rather than an input device primarily. You seem to be complaining that cars are terrible because they don't have rudders.

    86. Re:Anger. by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      Skype works on the iPad.

      Good day.

    87. Re:Anger. by IronChef · · Score: 1

      All they seem to be able to do is ask "What is the problem and how can we solve it with Windows?".

      I worked at Microsoft as a contractor for a few years and that sums up the attitude there pretty well. Lots of people at Microsoft don't even seem to understand that other kinds of computers exist. I met guys who were building out data centers to run online games, and they weren't even sure what Linux or BSD were. Sure, use Windows, eat your own dog food. I'm not telling Microsoft to run Linux. But there is a whole world of computer science outside of Redmond. Willful ignorance is not the best approach to competing with it.

      The Kool-Aid is strong there.

    88. Re:Anger. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Get a stylus already. iPad compatible ones are easily available. And jailbreak your iPad. It's a simple, fast, risk free operation and Apple doesn't really give a hoot whether you do it or not. Then you've got a little UNIX machine just like your Gentoo box except in a tablet form.

      You're not going to get that with Windows.

    89. Re:Anger. by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Can I develop software using the iPad as a platform? Nope - not easily.

      Yes, you can. Maybe not compiled stuff, but writing javascript stuff works, and plenty of nice quick programs I've written through the years were web-based. You can also SSH into your LAMP server or RDP into your IIS server, and use vi/notepad there, but that's sorta like cheating.

      i actually tried that, made a small webpage with some JS and a textarea to write JS in. Honestly, i dont see how anyone would make anything non-trivial with that, it just isnt up to the standards of even the most basic dev environment, and JS is also rather limited in its uses.

      As for SSH-ing into a linux machine and using Vi, you must be kidding right?

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    90. Re:Anger. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Microsoft are going to make a tablet? About fucking time. I want to take notes on it with a stylus, not wave my fingers over the screen going 'oooo, I can make pictures big'. I want to be able stuff a USB stick in the side of it and put directories of data on it, not sync it to a fucking iTunes program running on an entirely separate computer (because, amongst other things, my Gentoo box really loves running iTunes).

      And it will sell as well as all of the other tablets that have been previously manufactured which MS has developed the software for. You guys really don't get why the iPad is selling, do you? It's because it doesn't have all of the crap that you think is "essential". The thing is, you guys are a very small market, populated by low-disposable-income types. You are not a particularly desirable demographic. As such, you'll be perfect for the bottom feeders that will supply you with cut-rate, crapola hardware coupled with a cut-rate, crapola OS that you both desire and so richly deserve. Have fun shopping at WalMart for it. Pick up a can of Pringles while you're there to make your experience complete.

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    91. Re:Anger. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If inflating an iPod Touch (or iPhone for that matter) to the extent that the device no longer fits in your pocket is innovation, then I guess that's fine.

      It is. I can now wear it around my neck, just like Flavor Flav does with his clock.

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    92. Re:Anger. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have an iPhone, so every time I'm using it and I think "I wish I had a bigger one of these" that's a time I could use an iPad. But on top of that, there are a lot of things that wouldn't even occur to you if you didn't have one. My brother has one and he uses it all the time, I don't even think he could get by without it anymore (he hardly ever uses his laptop). When it comes down to it, the interface on an iPad is much easier (and more natural) than anything else out there. Nothing comes close. I can't wait for the desktop version!

    93. Re:Anger. by stevens · · Score: 1

      Microsoft are going to make a tablet? About fucking time. I want to take notes on it with a stylus, not wave my fingers over the screen going 'oooo, I can make pictures big'. I want to be able stuff a USB stick in the side of it and put directories of data on it.

      You have been able to a get a stylus-oriented Windows tablet computer with USB ports for ten years.

      Bring on the rivals indeed.

    94. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Steve the showman. I was in the audience at a trade show in Orlando when he took a chainsaw to a poster representing Sun Microsystems. A metaphorically apt detail: it took him several pulls to get the chainsaw started.

    95. Re:Anger. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You're right- if you don't already have access to a Mac you will have to buy one. Still, if you are developing for a hobby, then it is expensive, but hobbies often are. If you are doing it for professional reasons, then spending that much money to keep yourself current isn't outrageous, especially considering the opportunities out there.

      Just out of curiosity, what phone did you get?

      I still say the iPad is a neat piece of technology for $500. I think it is different enough from computers that it really doesn't have any peers. Fortunately, I think that will change drastically in the next year.

    96. Re:Anger. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      what you don't seem to understand is that OSX and Windows 7 do not have interfaces designed for tablets.

      Sure I understand it. Neither does X11. The point I'm trying to make is that I WANT a "real computer" in an easily portable format. If it continues to be non-viable for manufacturers to produce what I want, I'll simply continue to use a more "old-school" form of device.

    97. Re:Anger. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And it will sell as well as all of the other tablets that have been previously manufactured which MS has developed the software for. You guys really don't get why the iPad is selling, do you? It's because it doesn't have all of the crap that you think is "essential". The thing is, you guys are a very small market, populated by low-disposable-income types. You are not a particularly desirable demographic. As such, you'll be perfect for the bottom feeders that will supply you with cut-rate, crapola hardware coupled with a cut-rate, crapola OS that you both desire and so richly deserve. Have fun shopping at WalMart for it. Pick up a can of Pringles while you're there to make your experience complete.

      You really do wonders for the research last week that characterised iPad owners as selfish affluent types. :D

      Why do you put "essential" in quotes? I determine what I want from a device, not you. If I say I want to be able to manage file transfers and organization on a device before I buy it, then silly comments about why don't I pick up a can of pringles aren't going to make the device something I want.

      Your comment about a "cut-rate" device make no logical sense when I'm saying I want the device to have more features. Your comments about business users being a "very small market populated by low-disposable-income types" make even less sense.

      And the way you mock people when you suspect they might not have a lot of money doesn't suggest much nice about you.

      And for all the relevance it has to a discussion about market requirements for tablet form-factor devices, I'm not eating Pringles, right now. I'm eating a quiche.

      Relax a bit. There's room for more than one type of tablet in the world. It's not worth taking these things personally.

      Regards,
      H.

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    98. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's odd to me that all the Apple fans weigh in to dis Microsoft but you seldom see a Windows lover like me make comments. Personally I think the iPhone and iPad are for kids with too much money and nothing to do. I'll pose a challenge. I'm a software developer, game player and movie watcher. Can I develop software using the iPad as a platform? Nope - not easily. Can I play World of Warcraft on an iPad? Nope - not really. Can I watch a high quality movie on an iPad? I suspect not really. So what's left? Telephone calls and texting. I don't do texting and my Windows MotoQ phone takes care of my phone calls. So please someone tell me what I need an iPhone or iPad for?

      Yeah, you're right. You can't watch any movies on it. PS: Since you personally don't do texting, we'll petition everybody to cancel texting out of all upcoming phone models. I mean, if BudAaron doesn't want it.... who would! Also, your Motorola Q, while nice a few years ago, sucks even for a WinMo phone. If that's your barometer for a smartphone, I mean... really...

    99. Re:Anger. by sglewis100 · · Score: 1

      How so? in order to dev for the ipad in any convincing way, i have to spend well over a thousand bucks (need something that runs OS-X). Then i have to hope that whatever i write in terms of apps catches on (and only a small percentage do), if i want to recoup my costs to some degree.

      True... if you don't count the Mac Mini, the $999 MacBook, any number of refurbs, and the MacBook Pro or iMac (the latter two are over $1000, but not WELL over a thousand). But otherwise, yes, you can't buy a Mac for a grand.

      Instead, yesterday i bought a pre-paid android phone for 100 euros (running android 2.1 no less). Now for just that cost, i can go and dev and play around with a nifty little android device, which in a few hours already has me convinced that apple is way behind the curve in phone-land.

      So you bought a phone running an almost latest release of the OS. PS: Can it video chat with a front facing camera? Is it's screen resolution iPhone busting? Does it come with 16 or 32 gb of memory standard, and a way to use all of that memory for app storage? I have a Droid for work. It hasn't convinced me that Apple is "way behind the curve".

      At 500, the ipad is overpriced, as nearly all apple stuff is (the only thing i dont find completely ridiculous in terms of price is the ipod touch, its more expensive then other 8gb mp3 players, but offers loads more functionality)

      The iPod Touch costs more than other 8gb mp3 players? Sure it does. Perhaps you meant to buy a Nano for $50 less, or a Shuffle. Or did you also want apps, videos, games, movies, photos, multitasking? How can you compare an iPod Touch to any random MP3 player? Yeah, there are 8gb players for under a hundred bucks. They really are a different type of product.

    100. Re:Anger. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with your assessment, although I would add "user experience" and size to the list of iPad advantages. This is obviously very subjective.

      Your last paragraph is key: what do you want? A general purpose computer or an appliance-like device? There are a lot of normal people (ie not nerds) out there who hate computers, but they love their iPhone and iPad. They would never sit in a waiting room and pull out a netbook to read on, but have no such qualms using an iPad to do so. It's easy to dismiss it as fanboy-ism or trendyism, but I don't think its that simple.

    101. Re:Anger. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      You have been able to a get a stylus-oriented Windows tablet computer with USB ports for ten years. Bring on the rivals indeed.

      The ones that I know of have been hybrids with a great clunking keyboard attached. That largely defeats the point of buying something because you don't want the keyboard. Technology has moved on. Over the last ten years, battery technology has improved quite a bit, processors have improved massively. Data storage density is far, far higher. I have a 16GB SD Care in my laptop right now. Do you think I'd have that even five years ago for less than $25. Screen technology, particularly touch-sensitive screen technology has leapt forward. What MS release today, will be far ahead of what they've released previously.

      To make an analogy, I wouldn't have wanted to fly across the Atlantic in a monoplane, but now that we have modern passenger jets it's great. But I still want it to fly where I want to go, not where the monopoly airline tells me to. If you think the tablet field isn't going to open up radically by the end of next year, you're fooling yourself. Right now, there's one tablet at the front and that's Apple. Wont be for long, though.

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    102. Re:Anger. by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      What Apple did was package a solution based on a vision.

      Creating a better tablet PC which runs Windows 7 lacks vision and like to be an instant fail. People don't want to run applications the way a PC does. they want a new way to do things. This is what the iPad/iPhone/iPod delivered and what Microsoft will need to better. It isn't going to be, for me, a question of technical features but rather the ability to get things done efficiently with as little overhead as possible.

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    103. Re:Anger. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Seriously? 2 products? If you truly think that then you have *no* idea what Microsoft does or just haven't been paying attention for 10 years.

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    104. Re:Anger. by timholman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>Microsoft are going to make a tablet? About fucking time. I want to take notes on it with a stylus, not wave my fingers over the screen going 'oooo, I can
      >>make pictures big'. I want to be able stuff a USB stick in the side of it and put directories of data on it.

      You have been able to a get a stylus-oriented Windows tablet computer with USB ports for ten years.

      Bring on the rivals indeed.

      I've got one of the latest Windows 7 tablet laptops - a Fujitsu T900 with a Wacom digitizer, 4 GB RAM, OneNote 2010, the works. I bought it so I could digitize my class notes for the courses I teach.

      To put it bluntly - it sucks. For example, no matter how I calibrate the screen, as I write from the left side to the right side of the screen, the registration of the pen tip on the screen shifts by about 1/16 of an inch. It's just enough to drive me crazy when I try to sketch a large circuit, or write a long equation, that covers the full width of the screen. My co-worker, who bought the same model, has exactly the same problem. Sometimes as I write, my hand hits the "flip orientation" button on the edge of the screen, and I have to stop and re-flip the screen back to the correct orientation. I could go on and on about the various glitches, bugs, and bad design choices, but the point is that this is a top-of-the-line $2500+ pen-based laptop, the very best that Microsoft, Wacom, and Fujitsu working together could manage after years of refinement, and I simply want to toss it in the trash when I compare it to my Macbook.

      It's the same old story, over and over. When Microsoft defines a market, they define it with mediocrity. Microsoft unseat the iPad? Only in their dreams. If Apple were to release a pen-based iPad, I would run, not walk, to the nearest Apple store and buy it.

    105. Re:Anger. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yup...

      Dear Ballmer: Take a note from the current crop of Android tablets.... Dont make it suck.

      I have tried a ton of different android tablets and they all suck horribly because the hardware is sub par or garbage.

      Note: if you make the giant Zune to combat the Giant Ipod... you had better make it cheaper or with upgradeable storage or Apple will continue to eat your cheerios... I wouldn't pay $299.00 for a Zune instead of an ipod, I certainly wont pay $600.00 for a GiantZune.

      Oh and P.S. I siggest making the interface open and easily designed for. Apple is kicking your ass because I can buy 80,000 different devices to plug my iPod into... I cant find any car stereo outside of the Ford Sync that will work with the Zune...

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    106. Re:Anger. by drc003 · · Score: 1

      So then you can connect whatever USB devices you would like to it? Hmmm...

    107. Re:Anger. by FakeStreet123 · · Score: 0

      Never say never when talking about computers. "Never" means 10-20 years top.

    108. Re:Anger. by Altus · · Score: 1

      And how exactly do you define "real computer?"

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    109. Re:Anger. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      The point, I think, that the GP was making was that stock price in fact does not actually equate to the worth of the company. If you want a vivid illustration of how dollar value does not always equate to real world value, consider how hedge funds were lining up to put money into "high rate investment opportunities" that were in fact packages of sub-prime mortgages.

      I think the GP is right. If all Apple products vanished tomorrow, there would be a wailing, that's for sure. But if all Microsoft products vanished, there would be chaos around the world and a very loud laugh from Richard Stallman's house.

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    110. Re:Anger. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I'm just hoping someone makes a linux-able pad, as Maemo is a fantastic touchscreen OS. Android would probably work ok too, but I prefer GNU/Linux to Google/Linux.

    111. Re:Anger. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Informative

      People have tried most USB keyboards and they work. A mouse doesn't really make sense, but if you wanted to write the driver there shouldn't be anything stopping you. People have also tested a bunch of USB microphones and most work.

      I've plugged in a USB stick and it's no problem - gets mounted just like on any other UNIX. Apparently the USB port doesn't put out enough juice to run most hard drives, but they should work just fine if you give them external power.

      At the moment MobileTerminal doesn't work on the iPad (it's open source, you can fix it yourself if you want) but iSSH works well and also gives you a nice SSH and VNC app for a reasonable price. Last I checked nobody had upgraded gcc to work on the iPad yet (it works fine on the iPhone) but that's probably just a matter of time. I've got Python on mine, but I also saw a ruby interpreter in passing.

    112. Re:Anger. by ClaraBow · · Score: 1

      Funny! Very funny, I wish I had mod points!!

    113. Re:Anger. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's largely immaterial to the question "Could Microsoft buy Apple", or "How much are these companies worth". Your point is valid, but the worth of a company (the amount required to "buy it") is its market cap. To "own" either Microsoft or Apple, one must own half or more of the stock (crudely, the type of stock matters, and technically you really only need more than anyone else not half). The value of the outstanding stock is therefore highly relevant to the question "could Microsoft buy Apple" and the answer appears (at the moment) to be "no". At least not without destroying itself in the process.

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    114. Re:Anger. by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking of multitasking, a full featured browser, being able to use true software (FLOABT) rather than "apps", the ability to load other operating systems on it, etc.

      Microsoft and PC vendors have invented this exact tablet several times over. So why don't you already own one?

      Here's the crux for virtually everyone who has ever owned such a device: when you put a PC operating system and PC apps onto a device that is not a PC, you lose all the advantages of being a tablet, with none of the advantages of having an actual PC in front of you. 99.99% of the apps you'll be able to install on it will expect mouse and keyboard input. ISV's won't feel any need nor pressure to bring tablet-related features to their apps, and customers (by-and-large) won't want the tablet because they'll always feel like second-class citizens, trying to shoe-horn in apps that aren't designed with their access needs (or power consumption needs) in mind.

      If you want the kind of tablet you're describing, by all means -- go out there and buy one. They've been around for years. Just promise me you'll come back in a month or two and let us know how it's working out for you.

      Yaz.

    115. Re:Anger. by Painted · · Score: 1

      Saying the iPad is "just" a large iPod Touch is very much like saying that a car is "just" a couple of motorcycles welded together.

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    116. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Mr. Ballmer, it isn't possible.

      I've started referring to him as Chairface Chippendale

    117. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe they should focus on more core aspects of their business such as developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers.

    118. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A desperate attempt from Microsoft to convince people and themselves they are still relevant.

    119. Re:Anger. by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Now Apple has succeeded in a major way at what Microsoft completely failed at, and boy, that must be embarrassing.

      Yes, but it was merely an issue of the right timing. After all, Amazon prepared the market for a tablet-like device first. Only then came Apple.

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    120. Re:Anger. by ohiovr · · Score: 1

      So please someone tell me what I need an iPhone or iPad for?

      You can use it to test the proper operation of your blender.

    121. Re:Anger. by rimcrazy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2 product lines...

      Windows
      Office

      Every thing else they make is either a looser wrt revenue & profit - Xbox, zune, et. al.

      or just noise.

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    122. Re:Anger. by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      The iPad is pricey, pre-licked candy. Until someone else opens a sweetshop and starts selling their own candy, the only way you're getting any is with Steve Job's drool over it. Bring on the rivals, I say.

      Looking at the moderation for this insightful post, I see its 4 up insightful and 1 down flaimbait (Slashdot lacking in 'fanboy' downwards moderation) Someone really should analyse the moderation of 1000 similar posts to find out the fanboy percentage at Slashdot so that we can build in a script that automatically filters out the moderating discrepancy.

    123. Re:Anger. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Appearances count, and as long as Ballmer is the pitchman for the stuff -- overweight and dressed in some 10 year old cartigan -- not only will I not take Microsoft seriously, but I don't want to have anything to *do* with Microsoft anymore.

      Please tell me that's not how you actually think?

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    124. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ZunePad is like Balmer offering you candy to get into his car.

    125. Re:Anger. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      It's limited by a couple of things.

      1: apples restrictive policies on the appstore. If you want an app that does something that apple doesn't like you won't ever get it on a non-jailbroken idevice.
      2: even if there wasn't those restrictive policies the third parties would still have to get arround to porting stuff.

      IMO if MS want to make a real success of this they should focus on getting big name windows apps (including thier own stuff like office) to work WELL on a tablet. That way you will have a device that can run any windows app in a pinch and yet also has good tablet functionality.

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    126. Re:Anger. by bonch · · Score: 1

      People said the same thing about IBM and Microsoft.

    127. Re:Anger. by bonch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If Windows disappeared, we could still run Win32 programs using WINE. If Office disappeared, we could still use OpenOffice. It wouldn't be as chaotic as you think.

      If Apple disappeared, the industry would be a lot more stagnant since they've been at the lead of nearly every trend since the original iMac. But Apple has never been interested in being everywhere. They're interested in being the best in a few areas.

    128. Re:Anger. by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine it? Hell I dream about it every night!

    129. Re:Anger. by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is. I can now wear it around my neck, just like Flavor Flav does with his clock.

      If you make it display the time it will actually be multitasking: being cool and being a clock.

    130. Re:Anger. by bonch · · Score: 1

      About fucking time. I want to take notes on it with a stylus, not wave my fingers over the screen going 'oooo, I can make pictures big'.

      A stylus? You've already lost.

    131. Re:Anger. by jzhos · · Score: 1

      Where have you been in the past 10 years? tablet PC meets you need has always been there. Yes, not every tablet pc has a keyboard attached to it. just gooble/bing "windows tablet pc", you will see what I mean.

    132. Re:Anger. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1
      • Sharepoint
      • Microsoft Dynamics (CRM, ERP, etc.).
      • BizTalk (admittedly probably dying)
      • SQL Server
      • Amalga

      Seriously dude. Just because you don't buy it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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    133. Re:Anger. by rimcrazy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously dude, just because you can list it does not mean any of those contribute to any relevant (profitable) revenue. I would lump SQL under Windows.

      Noise, just like I said.

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    134. Re:Anger. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting to see what they do with V2.0. I'm thinking "why would I want one?" and I've been surprised that I have found a number of times where it could be useful.

      I would have cheerfully paid $500 for mine if it did nothing but run RealVNC.

    135. Re:Anger. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... er, iTeleport, nee Jaadu VNC, that is.

    136. Re:Anger. by Poorcku · · Score: 2

      What the....
      If Apple disappeared there would not be a hype around every god damn "new" feature that has been around for years. oooh look!! FaceTime!!111

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    137. Re:Anger. by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Don't be surprised that there are so many Slashdotters who don't get the iPad. No usb port, no flash, no camera, it doesn't run existing programs, integrated battery and multitasking is a joke.

      It's not just the iPad, I simply don't get tablet PCs as a whole, outside of specialised niche applications (eg: in hospitals to replace clipboards). None of the features you list would make a tablet (/slate/pad/whatever) any more attractive to me as a tool, if they were present vs if they were not.

      I just can't think of any times I'd *want* to interact with a computer in that fashion - having to continually hold it on a visible angle, keyboard input that's barely adequate at best, etc. The whole concept just seems completely inferior to even a netbook (another device I can barely see a use for) for any remotely mainstream computer-based task.

    138. Re:Anger. by tyrione · · Score: 1

      Aeron vs Airborne

      I'm sure they have a few stand-in cheap chairs. To toss an Aeron chair is fightin' words.

    139. Re:Anger. by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Like them or not, contrast the two companies, Apple and Microsoft and where they have come from and what they currently make. Apples main revenue stream did not exist when Apple was formed. Microsoft is still a 2 product company and gets its revenue from the same 2 product lines they started with.

      Microsoft was already a decade old when Windows was released, and it was another five years after that before Office hit the market.

      Not to mention that if at least two more massive product lines - SQL Server and Exchange - didn't occur to you, how could anyone take your "analysis" seriously ?

    140. Re:Anger. by David+Rolfe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Complaining about tone is ad hominem. Address the argument:

      Are you willing to pay more money than the cost of an iPad for a device that is bigger, has worse battery life, runs windows and lets you manage your own synchronization?

      You can't just whinge that the market isn't serving you.

      The truth is, those devices have existed since the ThinkPad and still exist -- and yet you aren't saying you use or still use yours (never mind that the Newton was better by every metric that doesn't include running PhotoShop 3.5).

      E.g., I've had one of these for almost 20 years: http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:710T

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    141. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Of course Android. Android is going to put some serious shame in other mobile OSes. Even if Apple keeps building features first the competition will always be there to re-implement cheaper and faster.

      Your skepticism is likely tied to a lack of in-depth knowledge of the competition.

      HP has never been one that is good owning a technology and getting it adopted thus making them the leader. Windows won't be able to because they are a marketing driven company rather than a technology driven company. They also are not a consumer device company, they are more along the lines of enterprise. Google's Android is set to not only take the market, but set the standards, and to drive it home to the potential 3 billion plus market consumption over the life of the product.

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    142. Re:Anger. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Microsoft are going to make a tablet? About fucking time. I want to take notes on it with a stylus, not wave my fingers over the screen going 'oooo, I can make pictures big'. I want to be able stuff a USB stick in the side of it and put directories of data on it, not sync it to a fucking iTunes program running on an entirely separate computer (because, amongst other things, my Gentoo box really loves running iTunes).

      I'm sorry. Why haven't you bought one then? They've been out for years. I've got an HP Compaq TC1100 right here sitting on my desk. At 3 pounds, it's twice the weight of the iPad but a full computer that was available six years ago and does everything you want it to.

    143. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      I played Everquest when it first came out. It went strong for 5 years. It was setting the standards. When WoW came out that changed it. I moved over and played it for a year. I haven't played WoW since. My primary reason was that it attracted kiddies from Battle.net. These kiddies didn't understand what it took to be a serious gamer.

      During the first 5 years, I played Everquest during most of my free time. I could always remark that playing the game kept me off the streets and saved me money because if I wasn't playing it I'd be out causing a ruckus or spending all my spare cash. Playing a MMORPG saved me money.

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    144. Re:Anger. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      They seriously don't get it. The very statement that it will be running a derivative of Win7 says that they are doomed from the start. Actually, not that Win7 is bad, on the contrary even as a MacFanBoy I like Win7 but it's not the right OS for a tablet platform. They keep trying to shoehorn the same thing to be a one OS meets all.

      Depends what they mean. iOS is still OS X. Android is still Linux. Their new tablet OS could be Win7 just trimmed down to the bare essentials but still basically the same technology so it doesn't require a completely different development and OS change. Do I think they'll do that? Probably not. We probably will get a bloated full version of Win7 on either a large and heavy tablet version of a laptop or an underpowered and slow mobile device. Still, they might surprise us.

    145. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you care about programming, then you should not support Apple's walled gardens, no matter how nice they might be.

    146. Re:Anger. by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      I want to take notes on it with a stylus, not wave my fingers over the screen going 'oooo, I can make pictures big'. I want to be able stuff a USB stick in the side of it and put directories of data on it, not sync it to a fucking iTunes program running on an entirely separate computer (because, amongst other things, my Gentoo box really loves running iTunes).

      Hallelujah! I couldn't have said it better. Microsoft, to me, never had a true creative and innovative spirit. They were once on top of the world, and I'm still flabbergasted that with all the resources they had, they couldn't create a truly wonderful, must-have, unique product. I feel they always copied, and poorly, the best products and services that their competitors offered with ease. It's like there's no real reason they commit to radical changes, save change for changes' sake.

      I'm not trying to bash the odd-man down. Some of the projects they have researched in their Live Labs has been impressive, like Street-Slide, no doubt coming from the PhotoSynth project. They could have an edge over Google with that product, regarding true usable functionality, but how fast can they implement it? And then there's Apple --the king of interface. They influence everything from web design to print to industrial design. They dress their products with a flair unmatched by anyone.

      Apple started as a hardware company and made their lionshare of profit from that hardware. Software, except the OS, was a secondary thought for them because other companies, like Microsoft, got rich by writing for that platform. Microsoft got rich by selling only software --write it once and pound out a bunch of CD-ROMs, sit back and get rich. All the while, a little penguin keeps Steve Ballmer awake at night. To me, it's a no-brainer that Apple (a user-experience, industrial design-based company) could reinvent the game overnight. With the proper leadership and vision, it makes it even easier.

      What I'd like to see is a good competition of creative thinking, based on what people really want to do with their software and hardware; and not being forced into a walled-garden approach that Apple seems so intent on pushing.

      Ultimately, Microsoft got fat and happy and now they need to get lean and mean to really make progress. I also think it would do them some good if they read up on their science-fiction.

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    147. Re:Anger. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      It is hard to explain. I didn't get it either (my wife bought it, not me) but now I'm a believer.

      Other people have said that it is a consumption device, and I think that's pretty accurate. You don't find it attractive as a tool and I think that's the wrong way to look at it. Do you consider your television or radio to be a tool?

    148. Re:Anger. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      That's silly. A PS3 is about as locked down as you can get, yet I would still love to get a developer kit and play with it.

    149. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      It just doesn't feel as refined YET.

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    150. Re:Anger. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Actually I want a touch tablet to do exactly what my PC does except in a very portable format. I want all the multitasking, the full programs, programming control, everything.

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    151. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its an advantage if you want to PRINT

    152. Re:Anger. by davester666 · · Score: 1

      > Want to make a billion? Do the opposite of whatever chair-throwing babble comes out of Redmond and profit.

      Alternately, you can also make a billion by actually following through on what you say you are going to do.

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    153. Re:Anger. by rimcrazy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      None of you are looking at the big picture. Microsoft started out selling operating systems quickly followed by Office products. The bulk of their revenue and profit today is from operating systems ( I would include Exchange and SQL in the lot) and Office products. They name on the box may be different but at its core what they sell today is basically what the sold when they started.

      Apple started selling only computers, then printers, then anything Coke man and Amelio could think of and then Jobs had the presence of mind to see that portable devices would enable his end game which is content and services. Drastically different. Jobs he pushed to create the iPod and then had the balls to kill it now with the iPhone. He recognized that to survive you have to eat your own. Microsoft OTOH crippled all of its previous tablet entries because the Office GM did not want to port Office to Pen OS. Pen OS was killed because it was viewed as a threat to Windows. You have massive internal turf wars inside Microsoft that prevent any real innovation and at the top they reinforce this behavior. I stand by what I said. If Microsoft does not change they will be history.

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    154. Re:Anger. by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      None of you are looking at the big picture. Microsoft started out selling operating systems quickly followed by Office products.

      Actually they started out selling compilers, then operating systems, then other productivity software.

      The bulk of their revenue and profit today is from operating systems ( I would include Exchange and SQL in the lot) [...]

      By that logic you may as well say iPods count as computers and Apple are still in the same business they always were.

    155. Re:Anger. by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Because you certainly have to ban an "apple fanboi" to see that Ballmer is merely an orangutan that has been dipped in Nair and stuffed into a suit.

    156. Re:Anger. by akayani · · Score: 1

      Shocking news. Microsoft exec upset by the success of a member of the competition that Microsoft cannot buy out and it's those fing pricks at Google Oogal again with free stuff! CHAIRS WILL BE THROWN! ;)

    157. Re:Anger. by amentajo · · Score: 1

      the fourth person to whole-heartedly agree

      I think you mean that you're the fourth person who whole-heartedly agrees and either had mod points at the time of reading that post or is you.

    158. Re:Anger. by Swampash · · Score: 1

      You need to work on your counting skills.

      You need to work on your snappy-comeback skills.

    159. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The very statement that it will be running a derivative of Win7 says that they are doomed from the start.

      Why is this an issue? You do realise that the iPad is running a derivative of OSX? Or Android is a derivative of Linux? Neither of these use a desktop UI and nothing says Microsoft's version will either.

    160. Re:Anger. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Complaining about tone is ad hominem. Address the argument:

      An ad hominem is when you use personal attacks in place of argument. I certainly did address his points (the post is just above for anyone who doubts this). That I also observed he had a particularly nasty tone and showed prejudice against people for being poor and considered calling someone poor an insult, is a freebie that he gets in addition to having his arguments addressed. May I ask why you didn't feel the need to pull him up on his post which was much more of an ad hominem than mine given that he actually was using personal dislike as an argument?

      You can't just whinge that the market isn't serving you.

      "Whinge" is a low term used to try and dismiss other people's needs. If the market doesn't provide something we want, then yes, actually, shocking though this may seem to you, we bloody well can say so. I don't know why you would have a problem with people saying what they want and don't want from a product.

      Are you willing to pay more money than the cost of an iPad for a device that is bigger, has worse battery life, runs windows and lets you manage your own synchronization?

      The truth is, those devices have existed since the ThinkPad and still exist -- and yet you aren't saying you use or still use yours (never mind that the Newton was better by every metric that doesn't include running PhotoShop 3.5).

      E.g., I've had one of these for almost 20 years: http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:710T

      What is this absurd false choice you're presenting? "If you don't like the iPad you can get one of these twenty year old lumps"? We're saying what we want to see produced, not that we'd prefer to use something decades old instead. That's just gibberish. Technology has moved on enormously even over just the last five years. We want to see that technology put to use to make something equivalent (or better) than the iPad that suits our needs. I don't know why you're trying to argue against that or how you think that are. Something as bad as an ad hominem is making a post that creates strawmen. Or strawgiants in the case of yours.

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    161. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOW isn't there, but if you look at a game like "Need for Speed Shift" you can see the graphics engine on the thing is quite good. Only a matter of time.

      I have actually stopped using my laptop unless I really have to because of the iPad. I kept hearing "It isn't a computer", but for 99% of what I do outside of work it does exactly what the computer does. Plus it has better battery length then my laptop.

    162. Re:Anger. by Netshroud · · Score: 1

      A "proper tablet computer" will probably not exist, at least not in the future, considering it has all the disadvantages of the tablet form factor, and absolutely no advantages. All the tablet PCs prior to the iPad failed to attract consumer attention, because they were really just a gimmick. As long as Microsoft keeps piling a desktop OS on to a touchscreen-only device, Microsoft can never have a good tablet device. Apple put a touchscreen-only-device OS on a bigger touchscreen-only device, and it's taken off. Android will need to play catch-up in both phones and tablets. I've seen some horrible implementations of Android on phones (usually horrible due to HTC Sense), but no good ones yet. (Droid [X] and Evo 4G aren't available in Australia AFAIK.) I haven't seen any Android tablets yet, but the ones I've seen online seem to be junk hardware with Android thrown on top - that's not going to make for a good user experience. HP's future with WebOS will be interesting, as like Apple, they will control both the hardware and the software. HP is really the only company that is in any position whatsoever to take on Apple's portable devices market. If they do this right, you may just have your wish - it won't be running Windows 7 (or 8 at the time), though.

    163. Re:Anger. by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Microsoft are going to make a tablet? About fucking time. I want to take notes on it with a stylus, not wave my fingers over the screen going 'oooo, I can make pictures big'. I want to be able stuff a USB stick in the side of it and put directories of data on it, not sync it to a fucking iTunes program running on an entirely separate computer (because, amongst other things, my Gentoo box really loves running iTunes). The iPad is pricey, pre-licked candy. Until someone else opens a sweetshop and starts selling their own candy, the only way you're getting any is with Steve Job's drool over it. Bring on the rivals, I say.

      Too fucking right and better yet: it's x86 ... you can wipe it and install Linux.

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    164. Re:Anger. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      That too! And with the DE being a separate component to Linux itself, we might see some great stuff in terms of UI. Perhaps the next Gnome v. KDE race will be to incorporate touchscreen features into themselves. Or someone will make a super light-weight FVM based one or something. I reckon KDE might be first out with some really good features since they did all that foundational work from 3.x to 4.x and made it more powerful and easier to develop for. Whatever, there will be cool stuff.

      I shall probably keep Win7 on mine if it runs half-decently, because I'll be using this as a note-taker (OneNote), PDF displayer and web-browser, more than anything. None of which needs Linux funkiness. If I can shell into my desktop from it then I can actually do light development work on it anyway. Still, I have no doubt people will be putting Linux on them and that will be cool. Like I say - "options". ;)

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    165. Re:Anger. by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      A mouse doesn't really make sense

      A mouse actually makes a lot of sense. Multi-touch is cute, but it's really a gimmick, people will see this when they get over the 'Ooh' effect seeing the browser zooming or album flip thing. Typing anything of length on a touch screen is painful, you really require an external keyboard. Swiping to scroll/zoom is cool when you show it off to your friends (I enjoying the short-lived attention). I find myself wishing I had a mouse quite often and sometimes I'd sell my left nut for a scroll wheel or home or end key.

      A yes the mouse, we don't realize how much we actually love them until you actually need one to get work done. It is a wondrously accurate and intuitive input device that has never been replaced. You can select down to one pixel, it scales small movements to larger ones. You have multiple buttons, scroll wheels (do you remember how you ever lived without a scroll wheel?) ... that and having a mouse button configured as a browser 'back' function will change your life more than touchscreens ever did.

      All these things a stylus or your fat fingers struggle to emulate.

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    166. Re:Anger. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Whenever I end up using a computer with a mouse I wish I had the trackpad on my MBP. Tap to click, two finger tap for a right click, swipe to go backward or forward in a browser.... and dragging two fingers is way better than a scroll wheel.

      I suppose if you were going to work all day on an iPad you might want a mouse or trackpad.

    167. Re:Anger. by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      True... if you don't count the Mac Mini, the $999 MacBook, any number of refurbs, and the MacBook Pro or iMac (the latter two are over $1000, but not WELL over a thousand). But otherwise, yes, you can't buy a Mac for a grand.

      In that grand i also count buying an actual ipad, since i think any pc based emulator would be a pretty poor way to test if a multi-touch screen app actually works. I dont have an ipad yet, and i dont really need one, so a large part of the cost would come onto the account of having a platform to play around with

      So you bought a phone running an almost latest release of the OS. PS: Can it video chat with a front facing camera? Is it's screen resolution iPhone busting? Does it come with 16 or 32 gb of memory standard, and a way to use all of that memory for app storage? I have a Droid for work. It hasn't convinced me that Apple is "way behind the curve".

      No, i didnt mean the Hardware of my little $99 android phone is that amazing, the software is. Android 2.1 on a small resistive 320*240 to me is a more likeable experience then IOS 4 on my ipod touch. If your droid doesnt convince you, then apparently your expectations from a smartphone are simple enough to be satisfied by an iphone, be happy with it.

      The iPod Touch costs more than other 8gb mp3 players? Sure it does. Perhaps you meant to buy a Nano for $50 less, or a Shuffle. Or did you also want apps, videos, games, movies, photos, multitasking? How can you compare an iPod Touch to any random MP3 player? Yeah, there are 8gb players for under a hundred bucks. They really are a different type of product.

      My point was exactly that, the ipod touch adds more then enough feature wise to be worth the extra cost over any old 8gb player, which is why i find that the ipod touch is the only non-overpriced item in apple's lineup

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    168. Re:Anger. by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i do develop for a living, but not anywhere near the same realm as apple's i-gizmo's, so it isnt all that relevant.

      I got the Vodafone 845 Nova, also sold as the huawei 8120 i think. It is a fairly simplistic device, 320*240, resistive touchscreen, only 128 mb of ram, but it comes with android 2.1, and works quite nicely, it really is a nice try-out phone for android curious people, even if the hardware itself is rather limiting

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    169. Re:Anger. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      The fact that you just lump SQL Server with Windows is... Odd. And definitely proves my point.

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    170. Re:Anger. by bonch · · Score: 1

      Apple takes things that exist and makes them usable. This is not news.

    171. Re:Anger. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is still a 2 product company and gets its revenue from the same 2 product lines they started with.

      MS-DOS and the microcomputer port of BASIC!?

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    172. Re:Anger. by rimcrazy · · Score: 1

      Oh, thats right.... and when you get SQL server you just go out to your local store and buy a copy of Windows install it on your machine and then you go buy your copy of SQL server and install that.

      Oh darn, that's not right you buy Windows SQL server and it is sold as an OS with SQL server built in.

      Ok but when you are looking at TAM (Thats called Total Available Market) you certainly count the number of people with blue eyes and divide by two right? No.... thats not right. It's a subset of the PC market and is allocated to the number of server machines sold worldwide and is part of the total OS seats available.

      Its an OS. It is sold from the group that creates OS's. It's market and TAM is part of the OS market.

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    173. Re:Anger. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I used to think of a CDC Cyber 700 as a "real computer", but it didn't fit in my pocket. Now I'm prepared to be a bit more flexible and just say something that runs some sort of *nix that hasn't had bits chopped out of it and that fulfils essentially the same functions as my laptop.

    174. Re:Anger. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Running Windows 7 won't cut it in a tablet form factor. Not until either they port it to ARM (the NT kernel was ported to Alpha and PowerPC, so it should be possible), or Intel gets more integrated, lower consumption chips out. Otherwise forget about battery life, or light weight. Then there is the issue of the graphical interface. They need to replace it, rather than tack things on top.

    175. Re:Anger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but then the car would have two engines you twat, so it isn't the same!! And the iPad is effectively a large iPod Touch!

    176. Re:Anger. by jscotta44 · · Score: 1

      "Muiti-touch is cute, but it's really a gimmick,", man does that comment bring back memories (yes, I'm that old). That was when Apple (yes, they were leading the pack back then too, on real innovation) introduced thewait for itMOUSE! At that time, the IBM crowd (DOS people) were claiming that "real" computer didn't need mice. They were just a gimmick. People would eventually wake up and toss the mouse and get back to just the plain keyboard with text-only screens.

      So your comment is hugely funny, from a historical perspective. I really wish I had the mod points to tag you as Funny - Hilarious even.

      Also, question: How is a button configured as a Back button any better than a two-figer swipe? And do you realize that loupe type tools make selecting down to the pixel very easy when editing on gesture-based devices? Probably not. You sound as though you've never actually used the device you are deriding. Rather, you focus on what you know and can't imagine anything else.

  2. I don't get it. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition? That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

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    1. Re:I don't get it. by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Because that's going to make far less money in the long run.

      And the reality is that if Apple wants to see Microsoft (one of their largest competitors) dead, they'd probably just not approve their apps anyways.

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    2. Re:I don't get it. by Akido37 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition? That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

      I wonder about this sometimes. I think Microsoft needs to remember it's a software company, not a hardware company. Sell Office, sell Windows, create application software for all platforms. Otherwise you have Zune.

    3. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      MS turned into a management (instead of developer) led company. They won't be creating anything other than me-too.

    4. Re:I don't get it. by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

      To be honest, they're better off buying HTC, or releasing their own version of an Android tablet. They're far less likely to fuck it up if they do that,

    5. Re:I don't get it. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because that's going to make far less money in the long run. And the reality is that if Apple wants to see Microsoft (one of their largest competitors) dead, they'd probably just not approve their apps anyways.

      With garbage tablet PC's they're going to lose money, not make far less. And the reality is that Microsoft already has some free software out for the iPhone/iPod Touch (Windows Live Messenger, Bing, Tag Reader, Seadragon Mobile). Apple's not going to kill their apps. Having more apps available for the iPad increases it's perceived value to the consumer.

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    6. Re:I don't get it. by monoqlith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'Because that's going to make far less money in the long run.'

      Is it? Microsoft has already basically conceded that Apple has won this round. As Apple very well knows from the early desktop days, once a competitor has a solid lead in the market share it is very, very difficult to get the market back. It seems like whatever Microsoft's offering for this market is, it's probably never going to be as popular as the iPad.

      Software is supposed to be Microsoft's main business, not hardware. Producing quality apps for the iPad as well as for various other portable devices that hopefully *other* people make, but which run Windows, would be their best bet, money wise. I haven't been able to see why, for some time now, Microsoft won't just focus on producing good products in one area (software) rather than producing shitty products in lots of areas.

    7. Re:I don't get it. by AtomicJake · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition? That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

      But we, the consumers would lose. Without a healthy competition, there is no pressure to lower prices. And, there is no pressure to innovate on the existing iPad for Apple. So, yes, I would love to see many tablets - some with an Apple OS, some with Windows, and some with Android. What could be better than having the choice?

    8. Re:I don't get it. by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software

      Because that goes against everything they stand for.

      That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

      NO! There is no win-win: the other guy has to lose! They MUST lose! You're not a winner unless someone else is hurting.

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    9. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Microsoft likes to play catch-up.

      Apple beat them at the mp3 player then they made the Zune.

      Google beat them at search, then they made Bing.

      (everyone) beat them at social networking, then they made (and already killed off) Kin.

      Apple beat them at tablets, now they have to do make some silly offering. It's "The Microsoft Way"

    10. Re:I don't get it. by phoenixwade · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be honest, they're better off buying HTC, or releasing their own version of an Android tablet. They're far less likely to fuck it up if they do that,

      I disagree - in my opinion, they'd "Buy HTC" - move all the hardware to Windows mobile, and HTC will just be a memory.

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    11. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why don't they just license windows 7 for every iPad and get an exclusive agreement from Apple to be on every iPad Apple sells? That way, Apple doesn't have to pay very much, no more than $50 per iPad, and, as you said "That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win."

      ...well, "win" anyway

    12. Re:I don't get it. by jcr · · Score: 1

      >Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition?

      Your question presumes a capability on their part.

      -jcr

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    13. Re:I don't get it. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As Apple very well knows from the early desktop days, once a competitor has a solid lead in the market share it is very, very difficult to get the market back.

      Really? Ask Wordstar, Wordperfect, Lotus 1-2-3, dBaseIII, Netscape, and countless other companies what fat lot of good the early lead did for them?

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    14. Re:I don't get it. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      They did it right with the Xbox.

    15. Re:I don't get it. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Why would that be? Remember, until Android existed, HTC pretty much solely existed as a manufacturer of Windows Mobile devices. They did quite well, and still are doing quite well in that market.

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    16. Re:I don't get it. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Software is supposed to be Microsoft's main business, not hardware. Producing quality apps for the iPad as well as for various other portable devices that hopefully *other* people make, but which run Windows, would be their best bet, money wise.

      There's a big difference between PC and iPad though, which is that the App Store takes a very substantial cut of the revenue. If you're looking at the risk/reward ratios of the options, that could swing the pendulum, especially if you're concerned about the MS-Apple spread (where that 30% not only hurts you but helps your competitor).

    17. Re:I don't get it. by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is not going to make the hardware. They are going to make a tablet OS and tell hardware makers how to best provide a platform for it to run on.

      Unless they can make it magical, they have no hope of success though.

    18. Re:I don't get it. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      If rumors are true, Ballmer's job is on the line and being proactive about an iPad competetor, nomatter how shitty, gives him six more months. In a year nobody will remember the failed attempt that was the MSpad, just like with all the other MS branded hardware that has quietly gone to pasture over the years.
       
      I think the more shocking thing here is that MS is going to try and shoehorn Win7 into a netbook to compete with the iPad, rather than starting with the Zune or WinPhone7 OS and extending that. While I never really liked the Zune before, people seemed to like (or at least, not hate) the last Zune HD which was basically an ipod touch.... and since the ipad is just an overgrown ipod touch....

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    19. Re:I don't get it. by AltairDusk · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather see Microsoft come out with something I have much more control over than jump on Apple's ecosystem. I've been there and played in the walled garden, sure the garden is pretty but there's so much more outside those walls.

    20. Re:I don't get it. by alexborges · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Brother, I must say that yes, you dont get it at all.

      IT competition is all about control and platform. Microsoft is worried of anything that gets enough market to constitute a viable investment for development firms because if those firms make more money of the ipad/iphone then investing in microsoft develpment platform is less atractive and, given enough time, can even kill or seriously hinder the windows platform income which is way, way, way, way much more than anybody is ever going to get out of any ipad/iphone app.

      And thats because, really, nobody can claim any kind of "moral" authority in that world (we foss guys are somehow different): if you ever make an app that makes that kind of money you can bet your ass Apple will kill it by copying it, extending it and including it in their base app set for the ipad.

      It has been this way since there has been any kind of competition in personal computing.

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    21. Re:I don't get it. by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Eh... yes and no.

      I mean, sure, Microsoft makes money off of nearly every desktop computer sale even though they don't make desktop hardware, but people aren't rushing to sell tablet PCs with Windows 7 on it currently. If some of the market goes to tablets over desktops and Microsoft's getting close to 0% of that market rather than almost 100% of the desktop market, that's a big loss for them.

      Frankly, with just a little bit of timely effort they should be able to get a sizeable chunk of a growing tablet market. We're not talking phones here with tiny displays -- a huge swath of millions of applications written over the years for desktop Windows machines could easily run on a tablet PC running a Windows variant. Ditto a lot of old school XBox games, really, since hardware has kept getting better and cheaper since its introduction. (A lot of those games wouldn't translate great to tablet style UI, but I bet some would, too.) As long as they have an OS offering that also includes the basic sort of tablet specific functionality people expect from something like an iPad, I don't see why this couldn't be a big market for them.

      And, hell, even if you hate Microsoft's guts, competing hard and early in this market (instead of sitting on their ass until Apple had an insurmountable lead like with the iPod/Zune) can only force Apple and other would-be tablet makers to respond with cheaper prices and/or stronger offerings.

    22. Re:I don't get it. by Ben4jammin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Good point, but I would add that none of those companies had some of the advantages that Apple enjoys: Existing solid fan base BEFORE the Ipad came out and enough cash/market cap to make MS choke.

      I guess what I am trying to say is that overtaking the Ipad will NOT be as easy as overtaking the technologies you listed.

    23. Re:I don't get it. by rev_sanchez · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In theory a Microsoft tablet could run most windows apps but in practice most of those don't work well on a tablet as every one of their previous tablet projects have shown so a tablet running strait Windows 7 is a bad idea. Maybe their Windows 7 Mobile will work better but what apps are they going to have for it? As for their other effort to build something that works well for a mobile platform, does anyone want a Zune app? You can pick from 24 and several of those are ad supported games no one cares about.

      It's really something to see how times have changed. 10 years ago the Mac user's lament was that the software options for their computers were too limited and now Microsoft is trying to launch hardware or OSs for new hardware into markets where Apple and Google have the mindshare nearly cornered between iTunes and the Android Marketplace.

      This is why Microsoft is becoming the stuff you use at work and Apple is slowly becoming the stuff you use everywhere else.

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    24. Re:I don't get it. by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition? That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell.

      Yeah, Apple would never just invents pretenses on which to reject applications from vendors which are major competitors with Apple in other markets from the App Store. Which is why you can buy the native Google Voice app that Google built for the iPhone in the App Store.

    25. Re:I don't get it. by nizo · · Score: 1

      I wonder why they don't sell a Microsoft PC/Xbox? Since they have this crazy desire to enter the hardware market in the first place, why didn't they go all the way?

    26. Re:I don't get it. by brasselv · · Score: 1

      Correct. It did NOT happen in the last ten years, though.
      Your examples are all from a different era. Microsoft has seemingly lost the ability to eat the next-big-things (more or less since Ballmer got his job).
      And the stock price curve has reflected this.

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    27. Re:I don't get it. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      As a longtime PC and Console gamer, I am extremely happy that they didn't merge the two. I do a lot of gaming on consoles nowadays...I like my big flatscreen, and I like being on my stationary recumbent bike while gaming. Still, there are times when a game is just meant to be played on a PC (Dragon Age being a perfect example)...I think the connectivity between a console and a PC nowadays is awesome...but I still want them to be two seperate boxes.

      Even if a game is a perfect port and plays/looks exactly the same, there is still something about the experience that is different.

    28. Re:I don't get it. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I used to think that as well. Then I used software by just about any other software developer, and was surprised at just how much better Microsoft's stuff was.

    29. Re:I don't get it. by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      That's because they finally found a market where people wanted less creativity and innovation. Games keep becoming flashier and more gimmicky, and Microsoft has the advantage of having no vision (no new wacky control scheme, no over-the-top processing power).

    30. Re:I don't get it. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Excellent list. I'd offer one even more profound example. Apple. The Apple II (combined with VisiCalc) redefined the personal computer from hobbyist novelty to must-have business tool. If anyone has had a front-row seat to how the industry works, it's Apple.

    31. Re:I don't get it. by JediTrainer · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Really? Ask Wordstar, Wordperfect, Lotus 1-2-3, dBaseIII, Netscape, and countless other companies what fat lot of good the early lead did for them?

      I'm no giant MS fan, but at the same time with most of these should serve as an example as to why if you're in the lead, you can't rest on your laurels. Stop innovating, and your product becomes inferior over time. Your competition will catch up (and with that momentum, quickly leave you in the dust). I stuck with Wordperfect, Lotus and Netscape for the longest time. I resisted, but eventually the realization came that something better has come along and everyone else has moved on already.

      So I used IE for a while. Then Firefox came along. Et al, et al.

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    32. Re:I don't get it. by RalphSleigh · · Score: 1

      Because as it turned out winning the console war was a software/online services/developers war, not a hardware/games one. Something that Sony and Nintendo didn't seem to get until it was too late.

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    33. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition? That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

      Because it doesn't match with the Microsoft motto. "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. "

    34. Re:I don't get it. by omar.sahal · · Score: 1

      One thing I'm assuming is that all those companies ran there code on windows. Microsoft have measures for dealing with such market conditions.

    35. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, they make a very nice wireless optical mouse. Maybe they should focus on that.

      "Software is supposed to be Microsoft's main business, not hardware."

    36. Re:I don't get it. by hardware1949 · · Score: 1

      I remember a decade back when Apple was a shooting star. Not to worry, they will bully their way into failure.

    37. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It did a LOT of good.

      It took years for Microsoft to overtake Lotus, and even then, only because of bad decisions on the part of Lotus, WordPerfect, etc.

      dBase III was king.

      Then they screwed the pooch with dBase IV.

      When an early leader breaks ground, about the only way for a competitor to catch up is if the leader stumbles.

    38. Re:I don't get it. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2

      IT competition is all about control and platform. Microsoft is worried of anything that gets enough market to constitute a viable investment for development firms because if those firms make more money of the ipad/iphone then investing in microsoft develpment platform is less atractive and, given enough time, can even kill or seriously hinder the windows platform income which is way, way, way, way much more than anybody is ever going to get out of any ipad/iphone app.

      It's all about control. Ultimately, it all leads to money. But I believe it's short-sighted to put money as the immediate motivator.

      Control is about being the master of your own fate. There are few surprises when you control the platform. You know the long-term plan because it is your plan. You know when something crops up that may interfere with those plans. You know the alternative plans and the changes in direction before anyone else. You get to choose that change in a way that best benefits you and your goals. You don't have to fight to realize your ideas. Control is stability.

      A lack of control puts your fate in others hands. If one other entity has control, everything you do relies on their judgment and whether your goals coincide with yours. If you have an idea, it may require selling them before you can realize it. Even worse is when the environment is owned by everyone and no-one.

      Again - money enters the picture eventually. We are talking about business after all. But in this industry, one can still have altruistic grand visions and be fairly certain that the money will follow.

    39. Re:I don't get it. by DrXym · · Score: 1
      It's win-win.

      Not really. If MS make their own platform, they can be the ones skimming 30% off the top of every software sale. If they become Apple's bitch then they only make money from their own products, nobody else's.

      And a major company capitulating to Apple would hardly be good news for consumers either.

    40. Re:I don't get it. by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      How about Quark Xpress losing out to Adobe? That happened in the the last 10 years.

    41. Re:I don't get it. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      not to mention Apple has that nice reassurance of the DOJ looking at MS.. prior to that MS could do what they want and get away with it.. (think about it.. the IE integration debate JUST recently finished in court, how long ago did that kill Netscape?)

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    42. Re:I don't get it. by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      Ask Wordstar, Wordperfect, Lotus 1-2-3, dBaseIII, Netscape, and countless other companies what fat lot of good the early lead did for them?

      Ask iPod. The Zune's going to crush it too, any day now.

      Any day now.

      Any day now...

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    43. Re:I don't get it. by mrsnak · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Quark lost to Adobe because of arrogance, poor customer service (remember Quark 5) and an expensive product. That's when I dumped them. They never rebounded.

    44. Re:I don't get it. by smcdow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Without a healthy competition, there is no pressure to lower prices.

      Healthy competition? What healthy competition? It certainly won't be in the form of Micro-Soft's rush-job tablets.

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    45. Re:I don't get it. by uprise78 · · Score: 1

      MS has the big wiener/little wiener syndrome. If they make software for the iPad than they are admitting defeat. What I don't understand is that why for the past decade+ tablets with OS's designed for mouse/keyboard have all failed. The iPad is arguably the first successful tablet and it runs a touch-based OS. Given this information, why would Win7 on a tablet be successful? Don't they have people at MS that are supposed to ask Ballmer this question?

    46. Re:I don't get it. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I wonder why they don't sell a Microsoft PC/Xbox? Since they have this crazy desire to enter the hardware market in the first place, why didn't they go all the way?

      Mass revolt by the PC companies, who might refuse to ship PCs with windows (or work together to develop a desktop OS alternative). I think that's the reason they wouldn't even create a keyboard or mouse for the Xbox.

    47. Re:I don't get it. by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Wordstar, Wordperfect, Lotus 1-2-3, dBaseIII, Netscape

      Great list. Let's take a look.

      • Wordstar - Never took Windows 3 seriously and lost out to Word
      • WordPerfect - Never took Windows seriously and lost out to Word
      • Lotus 1-2-3 - Never took Windows seriously and lost out to Excel
      • dBaseIII - Never took Windows seriously and lost out to Access
      • Netscape - Lost out to Internet Explorer

      With the exception of Netscape, every single one of the examples screwed themselves by underestimating the popularity of Windows, and produced shoddy implementations at best. Also notice how every single one of these lost out to MS products that were being bundled at little to no cost on just about every machine sold?

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    48. Re:I don't get it. by xeoron · · Score: 1

      If only they could design a tablet that was unique and very useful... oh wait, they did have one, it was called the Currier (if memory serves me right) and they publicly killed the project several months ago. That was the only MS tablet that even looked like a re-imagining of a touch based computer worth considering to buy that was made/designed by MS.

    49. Re:I don't get it. by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      except that MS has been in the tablet business for years, and they envision the product differently. What software does the ipad need? A decent OS? An 'office' type app? Well ok, it needs a completely different OS, which MS isn't about to make, and I don't see them wanting to put office on the iPad, so what software should they make? MS doesn't really make software that belongs on another companies OS. Deployment software, development kits, I guess their customer relation software, but why would you want that to sync with a competitors device, that seems like a bad business plan. Their e-mail suite is unnecessary. In short, anything MS makes that the iPad needs they aren't about to make for a competitor, and anything else they make you wouldn't want on a slate anyway.

      MS should take their years of experience with tablets, and their decent windows 7 that runs on antiquated hardware, and put windows 7... the actual OS, on a slate. Want to run office on your slate? Well... you can do that. Want to run, well, any of your windows apps that work on a system with these specs, go to it. Just like they already do, either use a pen or your finger to replace the mouse (there are a few options for single/double clicking), and some UI elements, but frankly I'm sick of carrying around a phone with a bunch of apps that won't run on my desktop, and having a bunch of apps on my desktop that won't run on my phone, and the ipad is basically just a bigger version of incompatible phone. That doesn't mean they shouldn't shake up the look and feel of the OS for a slate, but the core underlying functionality could be the same.

      Oh, and since it's an open market, MS doesn't need to try and control the content you put on your slate. Imagine being able to put apps on that don't have to be approved my Steve Jobs & co (including custom apps for work that shouldn't need to be approved by anyone outside your company anyway).

      This also leaves it up to vendors to set the tier. Willing to spend 7 grand on a slate, I bet I could make one with much better specs than the iPad. Want to spend 7k on an iPad... I can glue some diamonds on it for you I guess. Want a cheaper device, want one that meets specific durability/form factor/colour/logo requirements, no problem, the hundreds of hardware vendors out there can figure something out.

    50. Re:I don't get it. by getto+man+d · · Score: 1

      Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition? That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

      I would rather that they focus on quality software, period. I don't understand their frustration of lacking a market share in almost every aspect of consumer technology. IMHO they need to get back to basics.

    51. Re:I don't get it. by neoform · · Score: 1

      Without a healthy competition, there is no pressure to lower prices.

      Two things:

      1) Microsoft rarely engages in fair/healthy competition. (Citation: Internet Explorer)

      2) Prices are not the only thing that matter here, actually improving the product is more important in my opinion.

      The big difference here, is Microsoft (when it has no competition) does nothing to improve its product, it generally stagnates and releases less than stellar products; Apple when it has no competition, continues to come up with new and cool stuff, however they usually lock down their stuff way more than they would if they had to compete. OSX is far more open than the ipod, this is because the Mac has to fight for its market share, whereas the ipod dominates.

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    52. Re:I don't get it. by pitdingo · · Score: 1

      Too late? Funny, in the latest generation Nintendo killed Microsoft and in world wide sales, the XBox 360 is slightly ahead of the PS3. How much money has Microsoft lost on video games? I hear is in the billions.

    53. Re:I don't get it. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Indeed, Office for the iPad would be approved in a heartbeat and sell like hotcakes, I think. The ability to view MS Office documents on a native system, and do modest editing in the same native environment (more than modest editing would be a tough sell on the format I think, but I could be wrong) would be really valuable to a fair number of people. Let's face it, Apple's tools are fairly good at reading/displaying/editing Office docs, but still not as good as Office, and Office remains the format of choice for most business people.

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    54. Re:I don't get it. by unix1 · · Score: 1

      Because iPad is not an open development platform like OS X. Whatever gets on there is at the mercy of Apple. Microsoft is about to release Windows Phone 7 which will compete with iPhone. How do you think Apple will react to that if it's moderately successful (clue: see Google Voice)?

    55. Re:I don't get it. by wfolta · · Score: 1

      I think the "healthy competition" model applies when the companies in competition are competing over market share directly. "Oh, people seem to like feature X, so let's add MORE of feature X to our product", etc. But Apple has consistently shot for doing "insanely great" stuff, which they believe will sell well because it is great. They're even willing to go so far as to do things that customers would not say they want at this time, which has worked well for them, but has also gotten them labelled "paternalistic" and worse.

      I don't think that Apple needs "healthy competition" to cause it to innovate in the same way that Microsoft (as an example of a share-driven company) needs it.

      Not that competition isn't an overall good thing. But a Windows 7 slate won't provide meaningful competition, and until Android 3 is out, neither will Android. Certainly, Ballmer has no clue as to how to compete in the slate space: his solution is netbooks running Windows 7, perhaps with a pen instead of a keyboard.

    56. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition? That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

      But we, the consumers would lose. Without a healthy competition, there is no pressure to lower prices. And, there is no pressure to innovate on the existing iPad for Apple. So, yes, I would love to see many tablets - some with an Apple OS, some with Windows, and some with Android. What could be better than having the choice?

      I can promise you that when Ballmer talks about his frustration with Apple selling copious numbers of iPads and MS needing to develop a Windows-based competitor, healthy competition and the benefit for consumers isn't what's going through his mind - - quite the opposite in fact. He wants the iPad dead (and any future Android-based tablets knifed in the crib, btw); his idea of "consumer choice" is fifty different "slate" computers from fifty different vendors, all running Windows 7.

    57. Re:I don't get it. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Did Zune lower the price of ipods?

      C'mon. Do you really think Microsoft's cheap knock offs, have any impact on the industry? Everything microsoft makes that is a copy of someone else's successful ideas.... fails and becomes completely irrelevant and goes unnoticed.

    58. Re:I don't get it. by cynyr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      garbage tablet PC? you mean the ipad? that isn't a tablet pc at all. go on, try to install an arm binary on it and get it to run? how about sync it on a platform without iTunes? play videos, you knowns ones not out of quicktime(again not available on all platforms).. so yes, the iPad is a nice device, but a tablet PC it is not.

      *Go ahead mods, i have some karma to burn...

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    59. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because apple would block it from the app store for one reason or another

    60. Re:I don't get it. by pythonic42 · · Score: 1

      You have to remember however that these competing products ran on the Windows OS platform. This gave M$ the competitive advantage ultimately, as they could use internal APIs to enhance the performance/features of their product, while (possibly) worsening the performance/features of their competitors offering. This is a totally different fight. Apple owns the ENTIRE software/hardware stack. M$ will have to build a competing stack of their own, using existing pieces (Win7/XBoxLive) and some new ones (WinMo7) to stand a realistic chance in hell. Not to mention Google is constantly nipping at their heels with the 'Cloud Dog'. I wish M$ the best of luck in this endeavor. Apple looks pretty battle-hardened and unbeatable right now...

    61. Re:I don't get it. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Because people aren't intrested in throwing virtual chairs on their iPads?
      Because Microsoft is lacking DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS?
      Because there aren't any secret API's that bypass the embeded usleeps so their code runs faster than the competion?

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    62. Re:I don't get it. by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Android does exist now though ... and Windows Mobile 7 will be an extremely hard sell, Microsoft lacks the fanbase Apple has to evangelize it's products.

      It's most vocal supporters are technophiles, the same kind of people who look at multitasking and say ... Android it is.

    63. Re:I don't get it. by jewishbaconzombies · · Score: 1

      Has it? On what metric? Individual users vs enterprise? I'm still seeing more XPress than I thought I'd see by now in offices. The (individual) users probably dumped it with CS3 (like me), but I don't see a lot of shops that depend on pagination switch yet.

    64. Re:I don't get it. by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I know I'm in the minority, but I use Office 2008 for the Mac and I like it. if they came out with Office apps for iOS, and it didn't suck I'd get it.

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    65. Re:I don't get it. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      redefined the personal computer from hobbyist novelty to must-have business tool.

      Then why didn't businesses tend to buy Apple IIs?

    66. Re:I don't get it. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      What? Sell a possible 3 million copies of software for $2.00 to $30.00 (that's assuming everyone that owns one buys those products from Microsoft)?

      Your statement required that it be addressed and clearly the answer indicates why Microsoft is not after Apple's market share. They are after the device developers. They want Win7 mobile on those tablet devices.

      The world wide market is potentially 3 billion devices (maybe more over the life of the market). The 3.3 million iPads sold so far are less than 1/10th of 1% of that total potential. The Android tablets, when they come out, will consume most of that remaining potential (not immediately but over the long haul--that's a given). Microsoft is not going after Apple's share. They are going after Apple's business plan.

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    67. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to be pedantic, but it was the Courier, as in "Nimble delivery service", not Currier as in "maker of delicious Indian food" :)

      Posting AC because of moderation above...

    68. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      & Novell netware..

    69. Re:I don't get it. by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

      Parent poster. You could have stopped your sentence at "QUALITY software".

    70. Re:I don't get it. by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Not really. If you look at most other mobile devices (Blackberries, Symbian devices, WinMo devices, dumbphones), and look at the distribution channels available, they are even less attractive to develop for than the iOS devices. Most of the apps were either sold by the developer themselves, in which case they had to pay for CC processing, hosting, bandwidth, etc. Or they were sold through 3rd party websites like Handango. In which case those guys would easily take 50% or more of your revenue.

    71. Re:I don't get it. by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I think a better example there would be Commodore. The Commodore 64 was the best selling computer of all time - selling over 30 million units (Commodore's preceding computer - the VIC20, was the first computer model to ever break a million units in sales). The thing sold in DROVES back in the day, and back during it's heyday it was basically a given that software came out in 3 versions: Commodore, Apple, and IBM. They even made it well into the GUI era with their Amiga systems, which still have ardent fans to this day.

      And in a flash (mainly due to poor management), Commodore computers went from ubiquitous to non-existent.

      It's a shame. I have a feeling, had they managed to stay in the game, and progressed along with the times just like the PC and Apple platforms did, I'd probably be a Commodore "fanboy" these days.

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    72. Re:I don't get it. by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Seriously. I mean, with all the stuff that MSFT copies from Apple, why wouldn't this be one of them? An iPad competitor needs to have an OS and app catalog built from the ground up to support a primarily touch interface. Windows 7 is not that. Zune/WinPhone 7 could be.

    73. Re:I don't get it. by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      What could be better than having the choice?

      Having stuff that's actually worth a damn? What good is having the "choice" of a Microsoft Tablet if its a POS that nobody wants? That's not going to pressure anyone to lower prices. However, MS coming out with their Office software on the iPad would pressure the makers of every other office suite on there to innovate and lower prices on their software.

    74. Re:I don't get it. by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I wonder why they don't sell a Microsoft PC/Xbox? Since they have this crazy desire to enter the hardware market in the first place, why didn't they go all the way?

      Antitrust.

    75. Re:I don't get it. by eulernet · · Score: 1

      Excellent list. I'd offer one even more profound example. Apple. The Apple II (combined with VisiCalc) redefined the personal computer from hobbyist novelty to must-have business tool. If anyone has had a front-row seat to how the industry works, it's Apple.

      No, Visicalc has been written by a small company: Software Arts.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VisiCalc
      Companies probably bought Apple II because of Visicalc, but not the other way.

      Apple II was just the hardware platform, and it was only an expensive game platform at this time.
      Professional software was rare on it.

    76. Re:I don't get it. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      From what I can tell, Zune and WinMo6 use the same web browser already, so there's a common platform on some level there already. It makes a lot more sense than trying to shoehorn Win7 onto a device that clearly doesn't need it. I'm pretty sure the Zune store already has a few productivity apps; MS released a dev kit for the Zune quite a while back. Why they're going the "full OS" route isn't entirely clear and has a lot of drawbacks from my point of view.

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    77. Re:I don't get it. by molecular · · Score: 1

      Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad

      duh, because, well, writing QUALITY software is not one of microsofts abilities.

    78. Re:I don't get it. by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      It's a shame. I have a feeling, had they managed to stay in the game, and progressed along with the times just like the PC and Apple platforms did, I'd probably be a Commodore "fanboy" these days.

      I often feel the same way about the Roman Republic. Damned Imperialists!

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    79. Re:I don't get it. by molecular · · Score: 1

      That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

      NO! There is no win-win: the other guy has to lose! They MUST lose! You're not a winner unless someone else is hurting.

      this is soooo true, unfortunately I'm no mod.

    80. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point isn't to make money...the point is to ensure that Apple makes less money.

      If Apple comes to dominate the tablet form factor, more people will choose to buy Macs because of the tighter integration between the two products. For every tablet that Microsoft sells, that's not only a likely purchase of Windows too, but it also helps to preserve the status quo where people are forced to use Windows because it's the dominant OS.

      Microsoft's constant me-too products are mostly all an attempt to keep their cash cows (Windows and Office) healthy.

    81. Re:I don't get it. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then why didn't businesses tend to buy Apple IIs?

      They did. The Apple II was selling very well as the first business microcomputer. Essentially, it was sold as a VisiCalc machine (one account I read from an early computer shop owner was that people came in to the store wanting to buy that exact setup without knowing what it was they needed to buy). Apple and VisiCalc created a new market and lead that market. But that success also attracted IBM's attention.

      Keep in mind the timing here. The Apple II had been in production since 1977. VisiCalc comes out in 1979, the same year Apple produces the Apple II+. That combination changes the market. In 1981, IBM produces the 5150 specifically targeted at business after a rushed 1yr development cycle (completely counter to IBM's culture). VisiCalc is available for the IBM PC.

      IBM already has a foot in the door with business customers. Most business computing before then involved mainframes and that was IBM's realm. The phrase "nobody ever got fired for buying IBM" comes from this era and really highlights the sales advantage for the IBM PC.

      Apple had the initial market dominance. However, while that is often a major advantage, it is not the whole story. The microcomputer market was growing at that time. IBM didn't have to displace Apple. They just had to capture the growing market. And they did.

    82. Re:I don't get it. by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Good point, but I would add that none of those companies had some of the advantages that Apple enjoys: Existing solid fan base BEFORE the Ipad came out and enough cash/market cap to make MS choke.

      I would like to offer up Toyota as an example of it still being possible. With the safety issues surrounding them and the insane amount of money and fan base they have lost. Yes, it took a huge misstep/miscalculation on Toyota's part to make it possible, but it is possible.

      I also think that the recent antenna issue Apple had has shown that there can be issues with the company and one problem covered up or ignored will sink them.

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    83. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss WordPerfect... being able to design my toolbar the way I want (complete with custom icon art) was really nice.

      Their 'make it fit' tool was also the best I have ever seen.

    84. Re:I don't get it. by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Apple is bigger than Microsoft now. They won't be picked on by the school bully anymore. Time to deliver some wedgies of their own, I'd suppose. Geek angst is the worst kind.

      Ask Adobe how well things are working out for them now that they've pissed off Apple, and ask them again in a year. I'd say Apple is just starting to stretch their legs, and Microsoft is due for a showdown of epic proportions any day. I will have the popcorn ready because this is going to be a most excellent fight.

    85. Re:I don't get it. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Because that's going to make far less money in the long run.

      No it isn't. That's already their business model. Make software that runs on computers that they don't make. How would developing for an iPad be any different?

    86. Re:I don't get it. by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      You just listed a bunch of products who essentially stalled their own development for years and were overtaken by competition. If Microsoft's success depends on Apple not releasing any new products or updates to their current products, I have some bad news for them.

    87. Re:I don't get it. by randomaxe · · Score: 1

      While I would normally agree with you, Apple seems to be the exception to the rule. Apple has this yearly release cycle for each of their product lines, and even without pressure from competition, they are driven to improve their product lines with each iteration to keep their customers coming back for the latest & greatest. Each year they are competing with their own products, and they have to provide an impetus for customers to upgrade.

      Look at the iPod. Apple has never, ever had any real, serious competition in the PMP space. Yet they continued to improve the iPod generation after generation. Larger capacities, color display, smaller form factor, video playback, Genius playlists, touchscreen, apps... Apple has made it their job to ensure that their customers always have a significant reason to upgrade, regardless of what the competition is doing.

    88. Re:I don't get it. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Companies probably bought Apple II because of Visicalc, but not the other way.

      Apple II was just the hardware platform, and it was only an expensive game platform at this time.
      Professional software was rare on it.

      I completely agree. VisiCalc was the killer app. But VisiCalc's platform was (initially) the Apple II. And that combination made the market. Apple had a defacto lead in that market for a couple years.

      Granted, without VisiCalc, the Apple II would have continued to exist as a hobbyist product; the view held on microcomputers in general. I didn't mean to imply that VisiCalc was created by Apple. However, Apple did produce a product that was designed to be consumer electronics and encourage the kind of development that lead to VisiCalc. There were other microcomputers around at the time. But VisiCalc was always, first and foremost, an Apple application.

      Also, keep in mind that professional software for microcomputers was rare, period. It didn't matter what platform.

    89. Re:I don't get it. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I think a better example there would be Commodore.

      My first computer... that was bought and paid for by me... was my old C=64. I still have it in a box. It was a really nice system for it's time. And while I never jumped to the Amiga, I had a friend who did. And that too was a really amazing system.

      However, I maintain the Apple story to be more interesting here. We are talking about another Apple product today; an Apple product that leads a niche market. There's an echo of the past in that.

    90. Re:I don't get it. by fwarren · · Score: 1

      Wordperfect replaced Wordstar because WordPerfect is night and day, leaps and bounds better than Wordstar.

      The others, Microsoft illegaly levereged their monopoly status to kill those other products.

      The PC market was younger and was growing at such a fast pace that if you could put your stuff on NEW PC's while DOS or windows was being installed on it. In a year you would have over 50% of the market and in 2 years 80%.

      Wordperfect replaced Wordstar by adding new customers more than just replacing WordStar on old computers. It did this by offering at full price the best product on the market.

      Microsoft did this by "bundeling" it's office apps for $50 bucks when you purchased your new computer with DOS/Windows. They only had to do this for 3 years to kill off their competitors regardless if their product offered any benefits over the competitors products or not.

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    91. Re:I don't get it. by mickwd · · Score: 1

      As Apple very well knows from the early desktop days, once a competitor has a solid lead in the market share it is very, very difficult to get the market back.

      So why did Apple ever produce the iPhone, when Microsoft was already several iterations into Windows Mobile smartphones?

      (Answering my own question: Because they recognise an poor, awkward-to-use product when they see one. Existing market share can be overcome with a significantly-better product).

    92. Re:I don't get it. by Rary · · Score: 1

      Did Zune lower the price of ipods?

      I don't know if it was the sole reason, but today's iPod is half the price of the iPod that I bought before the Zune came out.

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    93. Re:I don't get it. by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

      There already are many tablets.
      Apple iPad
      Archos 5
      Entourage Edge
      Nokia N900

      The only thing that makes the iPad special is that apparently we sometimes have difficulty recognizing that these other things exist.

    94. Re:I don't get it. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Run a simple app and you can do all of those things, no problem.

    95. Re:I don't get it. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Agreed. As a happy iPhone owner, I'm very happy to see newer and better Android phones, and would welcome more competition from elsewhere. That way, either Apple keeps innovating to keep me happy, or I can switch to an Android that I'll be happy with. As a consumer, I win either way, in that I'll almost certainly get a deal I like even better on my next phone.

      If there's one or more Android tablets, then Apple has to work to keep the iPad competitive. If Microsoft can enter the market successfully (which I rather doubt, I don't think they can get far enough away from desktop Windows), even better.

      What I don't want is a domination by one company, like what happened in the desktop OS and desktop office software market. That's the path to stagnation and/or random changes, with the occasional foray into something like Vista.

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    96. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of those are computing platforms. An early lead only matters if it adds inertia to your product. iOS, Bluray, and Windows are good examples.

    97. Re:I don't get it. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      This is why Microsoft is becoming the stuff you use at work and Apple is slowly becoming the stuff you use everywhere else.

      I've been doing that for 20 years!

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    98. Re:I don't get it. by JayWilmont · · Score: 1

      They did do it right... except for the whole still-not-profitable part. So they can either make a good hardware product that looses money, or they could go back to focusing on ridiculously profitable software.

    99. Re:I don't get it. by javaxjb · · Score: 1

      Really? Ask Wordstar, Wordperfect, Lotus 1-2-3, dBaseIII, Netscape, and countless other companies what fat lot of good the early lead did for them?

      I would argue that most of those companies blew their opportunities by failing to adapt to rapidly changing technologies. Indeed, almost all of them failed at the transition from text-based to graphics-based interfaces. Netscape, however, had an issue with a competitor that could throw enormous money developing a browser that it could then give away. One could say that Microsoft learned that style matters (as punctuated by Apple's reemergence). What it also shows is that disruptive technologies can dethrone the king if the king isn't paying attention.

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    100. Re:I don't get it. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      All of those killed by a monopolist called Microsoft who COPIED the features, then made the packages dependent on the OS called Windows and just made it all available for cheap as part of a Suite called MS-Office. It didn't help that IBM bought Lotus and pretty much conceded the spreadsheet market to MS. Netscape never really went away, the original code base became the starting point for Mozilla when gave us Firefox which is faring pretty good vs IE.

    101. Re:I don't get it. by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

      Their failure was relying upon a Windows platform. It's pretty well known that MS likes to change the APIs without telling anyone. DRDOS, Novell, and a host of others have complained about this to the courts over the years. Behavior like that shows that MS is more interested in "choking air supply" for the competition than making better products. Had they produced their software for other platforms, rather than just exclusively for Windows, we might have some real competition in the OS market. Apple and Linux are finally bringing that to bear on Microsoft.

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    102. Re:I don't get it. by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Yeah the iPhone is worried about the Kin....oh wait Microsoft pulled that product!

      Microsoft has lost the cell phone game. Droid and iPhone are carving up the market nicely.

    103. Re:I don't get it. by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      Which makes it all the more important to be positioned to take the lead when the stumble occurs. Particularly in the tablet market where there's already a presumed #2 (Android) looming and other players in the space already making moves. Microsoft would be lucky to enter the top five at this point. Dropping Courier, which could have given them a unique niche in the tablet space and therefore at least some credibility within the tablet market as a whole, may have been the biggest mistake in their long history. After all, the iPad didn't become a huge hit because it was dropped into the public consciousness out of nowhere; Apple laid that groundwork for years with the iPhone and iPod Touch lines.

    104. Re:I don't get it. by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Really? Ask Wordstar, Wordperfect, Lotus 1-2-3, dBaseIII, Netscape, and countless other companies what fat lot of good the early lead did for them?

      In each of these cases, it took a goodly amount of determined effort and cash on the part of Microsoft to unseat them. Much as the M$ h8terz around here would hate to admit, Microsoft did come up with useful products in each of these categories that were either easier for end users to use or significantly cheaper than the named competition.

      Whether or not that "cheaper" aspect was actually legal is a different story, but it was certainly the cause of the majority of Netscape's downfall.

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    105. Re:I don't get it. by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it was the sole reason, but today's iPod is half the price of the iPod that I bought before the Zune came out.

      MS released one Zune in 2006 -- a 30GB hard drive model. Apple already had the Nanos, shuffles, and the 60GB iPod out.

      Apple reduced the price of the 30GB from $299 to $249 and had an 80GB for $339 (?).

      The mainstream hard drive based Classic has been $249 every since then and Apple simply increased the capacity.

      In 2008, MS released the touch screen Zune and is currently selling it a lot cheaper than Apple is selling the Touch.

    106. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Word, Excel and Access= little cost?

    107. Re:I don't get it. by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Oooh, yeah-- editing documents on a platform where actually moving files on/off the platform is a massive pain in the ass.... that would sure sell like hotcakes. I'm sure the first time some exec tries to copy a file to/from his/her thumbdrive the pad will go out the freakin window.

      Nevermind, iTunes loves handling .doc files. Or, just use Google docs on the iPad to edit your word files... MS can make a bunch of money off that.... wait, what was I saying?

    108. Re:I don't get it. by SEE · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, god.

      I had hopes for the Zune.

      See, I thought the response to the iPod was obvious. The Zune would be compatible with the Microsoft-created DRMed music format used by the wide network of then-extant "PlaysForSure" download services. The Zune would come with the ability to play pretty much any non-DRM audio format in existence at the time. The Zune would have a user-replaceable battery and a user-replaceable hard drive. The Zune would have a standardized, fully-documented (both hardware and software), royalty-free accessory interface, to actively encourage third-party add-ons. Zune would be launched in a huge co-marketing deal with Walmart (which ran one of the PlaysForSure download stores). Initial pricing would be 20% off the iPod of equivalent storage, just to drive initial adoption. And, to top it off, Walmart and Microsoft would pay Apple Corps (then in a lawsuit with Apple Computer) a fortune to bring the Beatles to the Walmart music store at the launch.

      In short, I thought Microsoft would actually try to beat the iPod by attacking the iPod simultaneously at every point of potential vulnerability. Not just put up a near-clone and hope it sold.

      Since then, I've been pretty certain that Microsoft can't do anything but flail in consumer electronics. They're dead in the water. The future is either Apple or Android.

    109. Re:I don't get it. by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Good example-- QX was the only game in town for a while, and refused to change with the times, implement new features, or fix crappy implementations of old features (anyone here remember having to deal with "pasteboard" workarounds? Or the text box bugs that would appear when saving as an .eps or PDF?) I certainly don't dig InDesign, but QX screwed the pooch, and deserved to lose their market share.

    110. Re:I don't get it. by Painted · · Score: 1

      Really? You think that literally 50% of the population of the planet* is the potential market? I'd be amazed if 50% of the world makes enough money that the $550 price of the lowest iPad would be within reach- remember that the average income in the world is about $10k/year.

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    111. Re:I don't get it. by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Not a good idea.

      A better plan is to commoditize the tablet computer-market, just like PC's were commoditized in the 80's (and MS made a fortune out of that).

      Having Apple controlling the standards is NOT a good idea.

      So, what they should basically do, is offer a cheap but decent tablet computer. Perhaps even with linux or android on it, if they need to spend much more time on their own OS. Only then can they return to writing their own software for it.

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    112. Re:I don't get it. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Obviously that would be a problem they'd have to solve wouldn't it? I can think of several ways. I don't have an iPad, but I do have Dropbox on my iPhone. You could integrate with programs like Dropbox and even provide your own cloud service to share off your documents. It's not like MS doesn't have their own cloud storage service is it? Hooks for your own cloud service and an API to let other vendor's cloud service work with your software. I'm fairly certain that if you told Dropbox or someone like them that there was now an API to tie into a full version of Office on the "iPlatforms", there would be a new client incorporating those APIs available in a matter of days. One solution.

      You could build in support for browsing shared SMB file systems. Build it directly into the app. It would work with all your existing clients and servers (all of which have SMB file sharing built into their lowest level of DNA), and as a bonus (or not), Samba will allow people to use Unix or Mac clients to host the files. Since the iPad has built in VPN support, this will even work for execs on the go. That's another solution.

      It also seems likely (though I'm not sure) that there's some kind of way to sync documents onto the device directly. I know it has a version of Apple's Officealike, plus some PDF readers and other things that likely need "outside" support. There's gotta be some way to sync documents directly. Considering that Apple is *extremely* keen on keeping its Outlook and Exchange integration working well, they'd probably even be willing to play nice with more, ahem, extensive access to the syncing APIs than they give to other software vendors.

      Apple is quite well aware that MS rules the roost in the field of Office products (hence their great desire to be Exchange compatible), I think they'd be much more willing to play ball with MS over something like this than you believe. Being able to say "it works with Office" is a huge feather in the cap for corporate adoption, Apple will sell more devices (probably more phones and Touches too, may as well come up with a portable version while we're developing for iOS anyway). Apple's shown a willingness to play nice with a lot of other vendors (MS included) when the results are clearly "win-win".

      Your biggest problem would probably be to convince people to spend a hundred dollars or more on an app, when they're used to spending $5-10 on the outside.

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    113. Re:I don't get it. by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      Pfffft. Sounds like you still are.

    114. Re:I don't get it. by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      MS already makes apps for the iOS, and they have been approved by Apple even (shock horror, I know). Windows Messenger is even a direct competitor to Apple's IM partner (AIM) and MobileMe!

      So, the VOIP (over 3G specifically) apps are something of a special case (carrier issues etc) but app rejection scare stories are o overhyped.

    115. Re:I don't get it. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Hopefully both. With maybe a third party (who will probably not be MS, HP and WebOS maybe?). I'm all for competition in this space, I just don't think that Microsoft has the guns for it. They are too married to the Windows paradigm, and to unwilling to stick their neck out.

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    116. Re:I don't get it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Healthy competition? What healthy competition? It certainly won't be in the form of Micro-Soft's rush-job tablets.

      The only thing necessarily rush-job about the tablets will be Windows. The hardware will run the gamut from crap that was just invented to fulfill Microsoft's requirements to completely finished products, some of which were already on the market running other operating systems, on which Windows runs fine with minor modification in the driver department, and which will be excellent hardware by any account.

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    117. Re:I don't get it. by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      "The only thing necessarily rush-job about the tablets will be Windows."

      Which is the customarily the #1 problem. When has MS -not- rushed something out too early?

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    118. Re:I don't get it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Which is the customarily the #1 problem. When has MS -not- rushed something out too early?

      I'm not seeing a problem here: the best examples of the hardware will also likely run Linux very well. Either way, competition will be good for the customer; Apple will lower their prices a trivial amount (but who minds?) and Linux users will get whole new wads of cheap hardware on eBay. I'm sure it's a problem for someone, but for me, it's opportunity knocking.

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    119. Re:I don't get it. by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Your right about the electronics part- Apple has always been part HW, part SW. MS was only SW for a long time; it takes time to cultivate/find the right people for the wacky HW that Apple puts out. MS's main problem is that they are vary reactionary in the HW market. Jobs just thinks up crazy stuff and somehow sells it (I'm waiting for a robot Apple monkey...) MS really needs a clean break with their OS/software. "XP Compatibility mode"? They're pulling so much weight that they can't pull off something really new & great. Apple managed to change from Motorolla's 64X architecture to PPC, then switch over to OS X and finally to Intel. MS doesn't want to pull that type of trigger (yeah, I know established businesses and such. But if you believe in your product, you pull that trigger.)

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    120. Re:I don't get it. by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Ah... you set a new (for me), much more powerful model for analysis: control as the drive.

      I thank you sir.

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    121. Re:I don't get it. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      50% of the world's population may not have the ability to own an Apple device. But they do have the ability to own a tablet device. And 3 billion plus wasn't representing the number of people but the number of units (meaning one person might own 4 or 5 over the lifetime of that product). How many computers do you own or have owned?

      There will be a wild potential for tablet's over time especially as the cost comes down. K-Mart is taking pre-order for their $160.00 Android tablet. The demand is so high they can't handle it and had to stop processing orders. $160.00 is far less than $550. The Android market place is 60,000+ apps. That's more than I'll use or even have the desire to sift through.

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    122. Re:I don't get it. by LenE · · Score: 1

      This is why Microsoft is becoming the stuff you use at work and Apple is slowly becoming the stuff you use everywhere else.

      Just like IBM! Does anybody remember them? Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM, and now, entire IT careers are based on buying whatever has Microsoft branding, because now nobody gets fired for buying Microsoft. The IT department where I work now are trying to shoehorn MS SharePoint into whatever need we have. Usually where it will never solve anything, and only makes things worse. Alternatives be damned! We only buy Microsoft branded crap!

      Originally, I was going to use Wang as an example, but IBM just fits better.

      -- Len

    123. Re:I don't get it. by zbaron · · Score: 1

      That and they listened to Microsoft and spent all their energy targetting OS/2 ...

    124. Re:I don't get it. by zbaron · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's been proved they did have one. It may have been the typical play of "hey, look over here at (this video rendering of) what we have, ignore that iPad thing". When the iPad took off, they simply deleted the video files.

    125. Re:I don't get it. by zbaron · · Score: 1

      So, Windows Phone 7 is an app that Microsoft has submitted for approval in the App Store? Will Apple somehow stop Windows Phone 7 from being sold? Huh?

    126. Re:I don't get it. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Most of the apps were either sold by the developer themselves, in which case they had to pay for CC processing, hosting, bandwidth, etc.

      I would be astonished if those came anywhere remotely close to 30%. My impression is CC charges are about 3%, and I bet that'd be by far the biggest chunk.

      The main thing the app store does for developers is give one central repository for users to go to. It makes it easier for them to discover your programs. It doesn't matter how low your costs are if you're self-hosting but no one finds your program.

      I hypothesize then that this model is a decent deal for the small guy, but would not be so attractive for a big player like MS if they started selling, say, Office for the iPad. If they choose to enter the market, their own ads and market pressures would do more than what the app store does.

    127. Re:I don't get it. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      go on, try to install an arm binary on it and get it to run?

      I do that every day as a developer.

      how about sync it on a platform without iTunes?

      ITunes is only needed to enable it at the start - they will do that in-store if you like. After that you can use a number of apps that sync into the cloud, or act as WebDAV servers for transferring data.

      You can buy apps and music and videos all directly on the device.

      play videos, you knowns ones not out of quicktime

      Quicktime is a media player, not a format. h.264 is fully supported on the iPhone, I can use mplayer to transcode any video into that format, and then transfer it onto the device in a number of ways.

      but a tablet PC it is not.

      I don't think it is either but only because these days PC == Windows.

      Other than that it's a fully fledged computer, just with an alternate input mechanism from what you are used to.

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    128. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'quality' and 'security' are, in my opinion, two words that do not rhyme very well with M$... I know, I know, /. 'news for nerds' became a hive of paid M$ astroturfing fanbois since some time, but there are still a few of us left that cannot help but laugh (and cry) when they read about Stuxnet and how a .lnk hack can lead to admin-level compromise on *any* Windows version.

      'quality' by M$? Common...

    129. Re:I don't get it. by dprovine · · Score: 1

      But we, the consumers would lose. Without a healthy competition, there is no pressure to lower prices. And, there is no pressure to innovate on the existing iPad for Apple. So, yes, I would love to see many tablets - some with an Apple OS, some with Windows, and some with Android. What could be better than having the choice?

      Microsoft produces really interesting stuff (such as Surface), and they've made good programs, but they seem to have quality only in small things. When they go to building large systems, layers of execs get involved and turn an interesting idea into a shoddy product.

      If MS was writing iPad and AndroidTablet apps, items that were small enough to escape attention from all the Dilbert-like pointy-haired-bosses, and put together teams of 5 or 6 people to work on said projects, they'd probably make a lot of interesting things that worked and bring in some money.

      But with Ballmer saying "Our new tablet is a huge deal and needs to be an iPad killer!", what that means is that every manager who wants to be an Important Person is going to stick his fingers in it somewhere, and they'll end up a confused mishmash.

      Here's a real example of that happening: http://moishelettvin.blogspot.com/2006/11/windows-shutdown-crapfest.html

      And here's a comic look at how things at MS can start great and end up with too many cooks spoiling the broth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXAcwriid0

      I guess what I'm getting at is that Microsoft is more likely to produce something worth using, and thus more likely to contribute to healthy competition, if small teams are building apps for other platforms. If they're trying to build a platform on their own, that'll be a Very Big Deal down at Corporate HW, and the first dozen revisions will have Clippy-like abominations in them, or be Vista-like bloated disasters, or just be Windows95,98,ME-like bugfests.

    130. Re:I don't get it. by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      When you buy them included in a new computer, yes.

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    131. Re:I don't get it. by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Wordperfect replaced Wordstar because WordPerfect is night and day, leaps and bounds better than Wordstar.

      I completely agree with you; WordPerfect is also leaps and bounds better than Word (no 'thinking' for you, reveal codes, one line justification, etc). I still use WordPerfect 9 (now a decade old) for my personal projects (I'm writing a novel, among other things); I tried switching to Open Office, but it just acts too damn much like Word for my tastes, and it completely futzed my documents up. That, and WordPerfect, despite its age, is still far more powerful.

    132. Re:I don't get it. by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Most CC fees are both a % of the purchase price, and a flat rate fee.

    133. Re:I don't get it. by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I see your point. When I said problem, I meant that it's going to buggy, and the majority of people who buy it will have a buggy product. As in the majority of people who buy something and will never try to alter it. /. is very big on OOS, Linux, jailbreaking, etc. The other 320 million people in the US don't even know what those words mean (to any significant extent).

      When I went from engineer/IT to management, I've found that the other groups have little sense of what tech is. Forget the general population, browser still equals IE in their minds.

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  3. D'oh. by gorzek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Once again, Microsoft is late to the party and Ballmer's pissed. Hey, Steve, your company has never been a trendsetter! Deal with it.

    I'm no Apple fan, but a company that can create markets out of thin air for products everyone else assumed would fail has to be doing something right.

    1. Re:D'oh. by Pojut · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      but a company that can convince people they need a product that does the same thing as other gadgets they already own has to be doing something right.

      FTFY.

      And yes, Slashdot, this is just my opinion. Sorry if it angers you.

    2. Re:D'oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a very good point. But Apple's Achilles heel in all of this are the restrictions they place on their devices: can only use itunes for updates, locked in to ATT, Apple decides which apps can be issued, etc.

      If MS licenses or copies the tech aspects (as much as possible without being sued) and develops a more open platform they could actually develop a successful product. It won't be an iPad killer, but that should NOT be their goal anyways.

      Remember: The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

    3. Re:D'oh. by openfrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is job one urgency around here. Nobody is sleeping at the switch.

      Nobody is sleeping at the switch... We just woke up in a panic... !

    4. Re:D'oh. by gorzek · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call Apple's vendor lock-in an "Achilles heel" given that the vast majority of their customers don't give a shit about it.

    5. Re:D'oh. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      but a company that can convince people they need a product that does the same thing as other gadgets they already own has to be doing something right.

      FTFY.

      And yes, Slashdot, this is just my opinion. Sorry if it angers you.

      This is true but I don't feel like carrying around my iMac in suitcase and the screen on the iPhones are too small to read on. I don't own a Kindle (never really serious considered one) and I'm giving away my MBP to my mother so my iPad will be my portable computing device when I go on longer trips. My iPhone is always with me but I like having a larger screen for reading or watching video when on a trip.

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    6. Re:D'oh. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      ...last time I checked, not caring when a company does something like that and still buying their products en masse is more or less the definition of "sheeple", insofar as consumerism is concerned.

    7. Re:D'oh. by dancingmilk · · Score: 1

      +1. Completely agree. There isn't anything on the iPad I can't already do with another device. I never understood why people went apeshit for it other than the usual Apple Fanboys foaming at the mouth.

    8. Re:D'oh. by phoenixwade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but a company that can convince people they need a product that does the same thing as other gadgets they already own has to be doing something right.

      FTFY.

      And yes, Slashdot, this is just my opinion. Sorry if it angers you.

      If you get modded down for that remark it's because you've stated the obvious, but failed to understand it. "Creating a Market" == "Convincing people they need something" regardless of if they have a different gadget that does the same thing or not, Creating a new market always means you have to convince the customer that they need your new thing, because it's better, different, and uniquely qualified to make the customer happier than if they didn't buy the new thing. What sets Apple apart seems to be that it's found a formulae that works. And I don't know if anyone else seems to be aware of this on Slashdot, but it's not only the fanbois that are selling their stuff, its the bashbois too: By "protesting so much" they are keeping Apple in the news, and in front of the world.

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    9. Re:D'oh. by gorzek · · Score: 1

      So? I didn't dispute that. I just disputed the notion that Apple's lock-in practices are hurting them. If sales of iPhones and iPads are anything to go by, Steve Jobs is laughing all the way to the bank about "vendor lock-in."

    10. Re:D'oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Microsoft was early to the party. They released tablets well before Apple; however, as always, Apple just made a product that people would want in that form factor.

      I think there is still a huge area where Microsoft can re-enter the market and win. They need to make an OS that not only can be run on touch devices (Windows 7 can), but is easy to use on touch interfaces (Windows 7 is not). Once they tweak Windows for the touch devices, then they may be able to beat Apple. They can make their slates REAL computers (being able to network and communicate to other computers), contain USB drives, allow pen input (touch is nice, but sometimes the pen is better than the finger for some actions/programs: i.e. Photoshop)

      Right now Apple's iPad is the #1 tablet b/c there really isn't any good tablets on the market. However, once Microsoft releases a better tablet specific OS, then we'll see that we have other options.

    11. Re:D'oh. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Wasn't saying you did, just building on your comment is all :-)

    12. Re:D'oh. by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Hey, Steve, your company has never been a trendsetter! Deal with it.

      True.

      I'm no Apple fan, but a company that can create markets out of thin air for products everyone else assumed would fail has to be doing something right.

      False. Since when is anything Apple has ever done 'out of thin air'? Are we really to presume the iPad isn't merely just a large iPod Touch? Or that the iPod Touch was in no way inspired by the smart phone? Or that - okay I'm already bored. It is decently plain to see that none of the markets for the technologies in this particular slashdot article meet anything close to the 'out of thin air' standard.

      Kudos to their marketing team, though, for making a believer out of you.

    13. Re:D'oh. by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call Apple's vendor lock-in an "Achilles heel" given that the vast majority of their customers don't give a shit about it.

      This is an extremely short-sighted statement, and I suspect you well know it. Just in case you're not being facetious, I'll put it to you this way:

      How many people 'gave a shit' about BP's drilling practices prior to April of this year?

      Does that mean that none ever will, as you're assuming about Apple?

    14. Re:D'oh. by vijayiyer · · Score: 1

      Some people think about whether what they buy works for them rather than a morality regarding a device with a microchip and a screen. In fact, it's not just some people, but nearly _all_ people, Slashdot company excepted. Do you realize that telling others that they shouldn't choose something (which, I presume, is what name-calling is) based upon your principles is almost exactly the same thing you rail against?

    15. Re:D'oh. by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Once again, Microsoft is late to the party and Ballmer's pissed.

      Except that Microsoft has been developing software for the Tablet PC market since 2001. They incorporated this into the main build of Windows with Service Pack for of Windows XP. Rather than being late, they were too early so that the tablets were too big and heavy.

      Also, they assumed that people wanted the full Windows interface, which doesn't lend itself to the less precise controls of pen and finger input. They made that same mistake with Windows Mobile too. Back in the early PDA days, that was the reason why I prefered the simple interface of PalmOS (from which the iPhone interface borrows heavily).

      Ballmer is pissed not because Microsoft was late, but that they were never able to capture the user's imagination with their tablet technology. Apple got it right because they were able to see the mistakes that Microsoft made compared to their opposition at the time.

    16. Re:D'oh. by Eevee · · Score: 1

      Actually, Microsoft was the nerd who showed up at the party early and stood around by the drinks hoping somebody would pay attention to his witty banter about why the new Star Wars movies suck.

      Found on the first page of results on Google for "microsoft tablet"

      Microsoft PowerToys for Windows XP Tablet PC Edition Published: June 29, 2004

      Notice that date? Six years ago. Microsoft has been trying (and failing) to push tablets for a while now.

    17. Re:D'oh. by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      I think the point of AC Parent (GGGP?) above is that this is Apples weakness, something that a competitor could chose to attack. Of course the attack would have to convince users that there is something that they need, that the current product (iPad) lacks. Just because the consumers are not demanding something does not mean that they cannot be made to demand something. This is essentially the point of marketing. If the positions were reversed and Apple was trying to get into the iPad market defined by MS I am quite sure that they could put together the appropriate marketing campaign. MS does not, and has never, excel at doing that.

    18. Re:D'oh. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Funny, netbooks have been flogged for years before the iPad launched.

      What angers me is your inability to understand why the market's buying iPads and it has zero to do with the power of marketing.

      It's the form factor, stupid.

      Using a net book on a bus, or on the couch or in bed, or anywhere but a table is kind of a pain in the ass. When you're on a train, plane, bus, or riding as a passenger in a car, the iPad is way more ergonomically sound than a netbook or a bigger notebook.

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    19. Re:D'oh. by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Phone = too small
      Laptop = too bulky
      iPad = good compromise

      What's not to understand?

    20. Re:D'oh. by gorzek · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying I agreed with it--I don't use any Apple products specifically because I don't like their lock-in practices. They still move tons of hardware, regardless.

    21. Re:D'oh. by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know. I've had a few MS tablets. :) But they just never caught on until Apple got into that market.

    22. Re:D'oh. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      False. Since when is anything Apple has ever done 'out of thin air'? Are we really to presume the iPad isn't merely just a large iPod Touch? Or that the iPod Touch was in no way inspired by the smart phone?

      Other way around apparently from interviews that have been given, they were developing the iPad when they decided it would make a really great phone. Then they switched development over to the iPhone instead. Of course even the iPad is just a continuation of the tablet market with emphasis on an OS and hardware that is actually built to be a tablet rather than just a laptop with a stylus mouse.Or you could say that they were just making a feature filled color book reader.

    23. Re:D'oh. by dnahelicase · · Score: 1

      It should be easy for M$ to make something that would be awesome. Here are the details: I want something that I plug into a dock next to my desktop computer. Without configuring the crap out of everything, I want that tablet to have everything on it that my computer has - programs, files - everything. If it won't fit locally, I want that tablet to connect online to my hard drive so it looks like it is there (like pogoplug). It doesn't have to be a tablet even, it can be a netbook. I just want something that completely replicates/syncs all of my content across all my devices. I want it to be easy enough for my grandma to do it without calling for help. I don't want to have to deal with licensing issues. I don't want to install software on more than one machine (but I want it on all of them).

      The technologies are all out there. Put them together. I might buy it and use that instead of an iphone/kindle/desktop combo.

    24. Re:D'oh. by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ballmer is pissed not because Microsoft was late, but that they were never able to capture the user's imagination with their tablet technology. Apple got it right because they were able to see the mistakes that Microsoft made compared to their opposition at the time.

      Then he's going to be pissed for a long time to come unless he can do some serious turning of the Microsoft ship.

      As a company, Microsoft have had a lot of trouble dropping or substantially re-thinking a concept once they've got it. As soon as you say "general-purpose computer", the concept automatically becomes "with 17" screen, keyboard, mouse, being operated by someone who is competent to deal with more-or-less anything that they system can throw at them, running fairly independently of anyone else". Frankly, it's only been since Vista that the "with 17" screen" bit has been dropped, and quite a few official bits of documentation for domains still assume that even non-technical users will be perfectly comfortable doing fairly complicated things with their PC rather than expecting the IT department to do so remotely.

      Even if you qualify "general purpose computer" with "that is about ten inches in height, is driven entirely by a finger-operated touchscreen and for most practical uses will never even have a keyboard or external display connected", I guarantee you will still see vestiges of the original idea - and they'll make so little sense that the end result will be horribly clunky and will need to be marketed to hell and back to sell at all.

    25. Re:D'oh. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      I think Apple's touch capabilities are quite a bit more advanced than what Microsoft incorporated into Windows to accommodate touch screens. You might want to look at how that works in order to understand how primitive those capabilities were.

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    26. Re:D'oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. But don't forget, the role of offering "open" alternative to Apple's "walled garden" is already taken by Google. Ballmer's late response has cost him the better contender position. Now he needs to prove to his partners why his offering is more compelling than Google's - which is free.

      Rock and a hard place really.

    27. Re:D'oh. by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      Why do so many people start these comments with "I'm no Apple fan, but..."

      Who cares if you're an Apple fan or not. You're only feeding the flame.

    28. Re:D'oh. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      It is such an achilles heal that it will come back and bite Apple real hard. It is the worm in Apple. All things considered those that don't care don't know. When the Android tablets come out en masse then the awareness will increase.

      When people come into my store and the iPad is mentioned most people indicate that they think it is a good product, but when I mention it is a closed walled garden and the other restrictions most cease that opinion.

      I do give them hope and indicate that it is a new market so they can expect good things from the Android tablets.

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    29. Re:D'oh. by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Some people think about whether what they buy works for them rather than a morality regarding a device with a microchip and a screen. In fact, it's not just some people, but nearly _all_ people, Slashdot company excepted. ...

      But, quote: "Following a choice, such as buying a new car, expectations can clash with experience, as when the car does not fit its garage. In a state of dissonance, people may feel surprise, dread, guilt, anger, or embarrassment. Despite contrary evidence, people are biased to think of their choices as correct. This bias gives dissonance theory its predictive power, shedding light on otherwise puzzling irrational and destructive behavior."

      CC.

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    30. Re:D'oh. by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Seems like they were making an iPod with smart-device features (apps) while probing the possibilities of making a phone. I'm not buying that the large device was the genesis, sorry.

    31. Re:D'oh. by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      The more they move the larger the fallout will be if/when the walls of the garden are discovered.

    32. Re:D'oh. by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      A car analogy is in order. If you were rich, you might buy a presentable black limo for those evening parties, a sportscar for the weekend, a sedan to drive to work, maybe a truck to tow the boat, and maybe a minivan for the family. All of these cars serve the same basic purpose: to get you from point A to point B. If you didn't have the money, you can probably do without one or three of them. But since you do, why not?

      Now, did a salesman convince you that you need the sportscar that does the same thing as your sedan?

    33. Re:D'oh. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Seems like they were making an iPod with smart-device features (apps) while probing the possibilities of making a phone. I'm not buying that the large device was the genesis, sorry.

      In Steve Jobs D* interview, he specifically says they were working on a tablet with a touch screen interface that he could use both hands to type on. Here is an uncomplete transcript:

      "I had this idea about having a glass display, a multitouch display you could type on," Jobs sai to Mossberg. "I asked our people about it. And six months later they came back with this amazing display. And I gave it to one of our really brilliant UI guys. He then got inertial scrolling working and some other things, and I thought, 'my god, we can build a phone with this' and we put the tablet aside, and we went to work on the phone." That is why Apple built the iPhone first.

      Here, you can go and watch the video (second one down, "On the origins of the iPhone" is title above video) of him saying it and determine for yourself.

    34. Re:D'oh. by tiksi · · Score: 1

      and a netbook fits in where? AFAIK, other than a touchscreen, an Ipad is a crippled netbook.

    35. Re:D'oh. by X.25 · · Score: 1

      This is true but I don't feel like carrying around my iMac in suitcase and the screen on the iPhones are too small to read on. I don't own a Kindle (never really serious considered one) and I'm giving away my MBP to my mother so my iPad will be my portable computing device when I go on longer trips. My iPhone is always with me but I like having a larger screen for reading or watching video when on a trip.

      If you need to carry an iPad when you are going on a trip, so that you can read or watch movies, do yourself a favor, and just don't go on a trip.

      Because it's obvious you're not going on a trip because you want to.

    36. Re:D'oh. by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Ehem,

      I'm not buying that the large device was the genesis, sorry.

      I have no doubt that you're not pulling this out of your nether regions, I simply feel that Apple is lying about the order of things as a feature of their marketing strategy.

      Capiche?

    37. Re:D'oh. by tiksi · · Score: 1

      I find adjusting the screen to stay at an angle of my choosing to be more ergonomic than holding a slate for hours or contorting my neck.

    38. Re:D'oh. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      which is easier to hold on a bus, a device that must be at a 90+ Degree angle or a flat device?

      I vote flat device.

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    39. Re:D'oh. by tiksi · · Score: 1

      To each his own I guess, but I find it far more comfortable to place my netbook on my lap and angle the screen perpendicular to my eyes.

    40. Re:D'oh. by Taevin · · Score: 1

      It's because if you don't immediately disclaim any desire to even touch an Apple product, a dozen Slashdotters will immediately jump down your throat reminding you how you will be forever imprisoned within the product while making wild claims about your intelligence, sanity, and sexuality.

    41. Re:D'oh. by bwalling · · Score: 1

      My brother has a netbook, but it's not for me. The iPad is slimmer, wakes up faster, has better battery life, has touchscreen. The netbook is better for typing and has Flash. Make your choices, I guess.

    42. Re:D'oh. by Dansteeleuk · · Score: 1

      My friend's lappy just died. He uses email, a bit of the web and a bit of FaceBook. He likes the look of the iPad - says it'd be nice to have something he can just leave in the lounge without driving the gf crazy. He asked me what I thought. It's perfect for him. It's not a case of having another device, it's replacing a broken one with one that needs less maintenance and is quicker for his use-case. It's not for me to be honest. But that doesn't stop it being perfect for him.

    43. Re:D'oh. by Dansteeleuk · · Score: 1

      Bingo. In fact I'd say the opposite. The people who love this barely use their PCs and they see those walls as something that keeps the bad guys out. Not something that keeps them in. They are not geeks. They do not want to root their iPad. They want to show grandma pictures of little Timmy.

    44. Re:D'oh. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Ancient wisdom to the contrary, in the days of airplanes, buses, and trains the journey is not all it's cracked up to be... it's all about the destination. There's little enough to recommend a 5 or 6 hour airplane trip (between plane rides and layovers I'm looking at 5 hours from Huntsville to Boston next month, and that's a relatively short trip) that I'm not happy to have movies/books/music available on demand. Don't even get me started on cross country bus trips. Do you have any idea how much of the US looks like "grass, more grass, more more grass..."?

      Not to mention that not every trip is for pleasure. Lemme tell ya, I got a lot of leveling done on my WoW characters the two weeks I spent in Chippewa Falls, WI in the middle of February. It was pretty much that or ice fishing, and I don't own any ice fishing gear. Had there been a class available in Hawaii, I'm sure I'd have spent more time on the beach and less in the hotel room, but as it was...

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    45. Re:D'oh. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      No hinge. if i drop an ipad, it'll scratch, maybe ding bad, but, it won't break in half. or have a non-solid state drive headcrash.

      (Yes, SSDs are popular options in netbooks, but no, not all netbooks have them)

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    46. Re:D'oh. by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      I think Apple's touch capabilities are quite a bit more advanced than what Microsoft incorporated into Windows to accommodate touch screens. You might want to look at how that works in order to understand how primitive those capabilities were.

      I own both a tablet PC and an iPhone, so I am aware of the differences. That doesn't change my assertion that Microsoft wasn't late to the game.

      Microsoft's offering was limited by the lack of cheap multitouch hardware available at the time as well as the need to fit in with the existing Windows UI (including 3rd party software support). Microsoft's Surface shows what they could do with access to multitouch and a change of UI. It had kind of things like the pinch zoom and finger flicks to "throw" objects across the screen that the Windows pen interface lacked and that Apple later invented for iOS. It also had a more simplistic, but flashy interface that was better suited to the input mechanism.

      But it also cost over $10,000 dollars. Because of this, it was never marketed as a consumer device. If Microsoft were smart, they would implement the technology they had with the Surface in a mobile device and brand it as Surface to dispel the myth that they are the Johnny-come-lately of the touchscreen and smartphone/tablet markets.

    47. Re:D'oh. by zeroG_prc · · Score: 1

      um... not really. gates was trying to aggressively jump into a new market at the time but the there was no big vision. they were not ahead of the game. apple and others have been working on this idea and the press was buzzing about tablets well before their first tablet was released. also, don't forget that apple had been tweaking a tablet for many years before the ipad was released. if you follow the rumors or know people who work there, you know that the iPad was a long time coming. what happened was that apple correctly gauged the market and held off until they had a product that was ready for the market and vice versa. they got lucky, perhaps, along the way when iphone became a hit and pointed the way toward a new approach to UIs for mobile devices. after the initial success of the iphone, the writing was on the wall.

      as for the old and new windows tablets - they'll serve a niche market but the people have spoken with their wallets. microsoft really has no idea what their doing when it comes to this kind of stuff. they just don't get it. the failure of kin (among many others along the way) really underscores this fact. apple isn't the only company out there able to consistently capture the consumers imagination but microsoft is probably the only company that consistently fails in that regard. it's really gone beyond comedy. certainly there are some smart people doing good stuff there but the culture is so different from that of apple's. they'll never capture the user's imagination with the current culture/management. i'd suggest dumping ballmer and co. and trying to reinvent themselves while they still have the cash.

    48. Re:D'oh. by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you are trying so desperately to believe that Apple came first despite coming to the market over five years after Microsoft's Tablet PC. And the Tablet PC system was preceded by Windows for Pen Computing which was an add on for Windows 3.11 back in the early 90s!!! How far back do the Apple rumours go?

      Of course, Microsoft was not the only company to develop pen based computing back in the 90s. Nor were they the first. The concepts of multi-touch, pinch to zoom, finger flicks and the computer surface responding fluidly to the users gestures date back to the mid-80s to early 90s. It just took a couple of decades for the hardware to catch up.

      I do agree with you that Apple held off until the market (and more importantly technology) was ready. Their devices are light enough to be carried and fast enough to eliminate the lag in user interface. However, I don't think that they got lucky with the user interface. Apple looked at all the products that preceded it to see what worked and what didn't work. Virtually everything that people point to as a revolutionary UI feature can be found in some other device or demonstrated proof of concept.

    49. Re:D'oh. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      This is true but I don't feel like carrying around my iMac in suitcase and the screen on the iPhones are too small to read on. I don't own a Kindle (never really serious considered one) and I'm giving away my MBP to my mother so my iPad will be my portable computing device when I go on longer trips. My iPhone is always with me but I like having a larger screen for reading or watching video when on a trip.

      If you need to carry an iPad when you are going on a trip, so that you can read or watch movies, do yourself a favor, and just don't go on a trip.

      Because it's obvious you're not going on a trip because you want to.

      Ok, some people have these things called "JOBS" and some of us travel to other locations as part of our "JOB" so it is nice to be able to read articles/books/magazines, browse the web, email, watch videos and play games either in a hotel room or on route to/from home on a plane or ferry.

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    50. Re:D'oh. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      The market isn't there for them and never will be. Most grandmothers and Timmy himself have never expressed a wish for an iPad. As they become more sophisticated users they shun short use devices. All of them. What you are claiming is a carrot and stick. You think they go after the carrot while I think they are after a device that grows with their knowledge.

      The market you claim is actually a false reality. No grandmother knowingly accepts a cripped device because they think it is easier. What's happening is that the fluffing of the device in their minds gets them orgasmic about the potential of a touch device, not an iPad. The eroticism crafted into the marketing ends as grandma and Timmy begin to learn of the walled nature and of the lack of functionality.

      Grandma and Timmy will resent the device after a while claiming it won't do what they want it to do and no amount of reality distortion will raise their libido again.

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    51. Re:D'oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww, is the Apple fanboy butthurt? Please, continue to feed Jobs your money. I'll keep mine thanks.

    52. Re:D'oh. by zeroG_prc · · Score: 1

      the newton was the first and, by all accounts, the best entry into this field for a long time. people still get misty talking about the platform.

      microsoft was first to introduce a tablet "pc" but... *they got it all wrong* so i wouldn't really be trumpeting that. they weren't ignored because they were ahead of their time; they were ignored because they sucked. this was my basic point. and if they didn't pretty consistently do this, i wouldn't think much of it. but... that said, if apple *had* released their tablet earlier, it too probably would've sucked. they didn't, however.

      i'm interested in what, specifically, you feel apple took from with their iphone os UI. i know people worked on core elements of the UI and know the items that they really labored over and they happen to be the things that, imo, really differentiate the platform (or at least did). these are things like the elasticity of the scroll bars, etc.

      when i say "got lucky", i mean that they essentially *found* a mobile UI that would work as is on a tablet. i don't think that was planned. and it works so well in fact, that apple hasn't even had to answer questions about why there's no pen to go along with it.

  4. Think carefully on this by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    The last thing Ballmer needs is a rushed, maligned and badly engineered Zunepad initial product release.

    1. Re:Think carefully on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts exactly... oh well, let them fail! Same goes for Google with their coming Facebook rival. It will be a sad joke for them and a really good one for us!

    2. Re:Think carefully on this by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Love the sig!

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    3. Re:Think carefully on this by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Well that's lucky as it will be the last thing he does before leaving the company.

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    4. Re:Think carefully on this by v1 · · Score: 1

      lol.... if Zune was MS's answer to the ipod, seeing what their answer for the iPad is should be downright entertaining

      in a very pathetic kind of way...

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  5. It's a big responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple's designs set the trend for knock-off electronics for years. How many phones since the iPhone have been made to "look like the iPhone?" How many MP3 players since the iPod? Now the tablet computer. Apple has a lot of weight on its shoulders because there's a giant knock-off industry just waiting to see what they'll do next.

    1. Re:It's a big responsibility by EvanED · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Apple's designs set the trend for knock-off electronics for years. How many phones since the iPhone have been made to "look like the iPhone?" How many MP3 players since the iPod? Now the tablet computer. Apple has a lot of weight on its shoulders because there's a giant knock-off industry just waiting to see what they'll do next.

      To be fair, to the extent that "there's a giant knock-off industry" waiting to see what Apple does, Apple itself is a giant knock-off company.

      How many smart phones and PDAs were around before the iPhone? How many MP3 players were around before the iPod?

      Apple's successes in those areas are because they knocked off the previous products really well. The iPad is really the first arena they're entering where there really wasn't much of an existing market.

    2. Re:It's a big responsibility by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Apple's designs set the trend for knock-off electronics for years. How many phones since the iPhone have been made to "look like the iPhone?" How many MP3 players since the iPod? Now the tablet computer. Apple has a lot of weight on its shoulders because there's a giant knock-off industry just waiting to see what they'll do next.

      To be fair, to the extent that "there's a giant knock-off industry" waiting to see what Apple does, Apple itself is a giant knock-off company.

      How many smart phones and PDAs were around before the iPhone? How many MP3 players were around before the iPod?

      Apple's successes in those areas are because they knocked off the previous products really well. The iPad is really the first arena they're entering where there really wasn't much of an existing market.

      *WHOOSH*

      The GP was talking about the "aesthetics" of the hardware and the "look and feel" of the UI. There may have been other phones on the market before the iPhone and other MP3 players before the iPod but these devices and their associated syncing software set a new standard that others have been trying to imitate.

      I'm sure someone would bring up the Prada phone that came out just before the iPhone but I believe that to be an example of industrial espionage. Apple had been working on their iPhone and platform for a number of years and it seems odd that Prada would have come out with a phone of that form factor out of the blue right before the iPhone launched.

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    3. Re:It's a big responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Um yeah, Apple totally ripped off the Rio. That's why the iPod looks nothing like it, behaves nothing like it and became the standard MP3 player.

      And for the iPhone, it's obviously a total knock off of the Blackberry Storm / HTC Evo / Samsung Instinct / Palm Pre / LG Ally / etc / etc / etc, except they came out *after* the iPhone.

      There already is a tablet computer market. And the iPad is nothing like any of them (or the UMPCs). I didn't say Apple *invented* these technologies, I said they set the design trend. Want to see what Windows 8 is going to look like? Wait to see what Apple announces for Mac OS 10.7.

    4. Re:It's a big responsibility by vijayiyer · · Score: 1

      Aesthetics, look, and feel _are_ the device as far as people are concerned. If it weren't, we'd be writing ARM code to make phone calls.
      Here's an analogy. The penny-farthing bicycle (with the huge and little wheel) were two wheeled bicycles. They were extremely difficult to ride, and dangerous if you fell off. The modern bicycle then came along and revolutionized the whole concept. As far as people (except for a small group of penny-farthing enthusiasts) all bicycles have two equal sized wheels.

    5. Re:It's a big responsibility by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      How many smart phones and PDAs were around before the iPhone?

      It's interesting. Just before the iPad came out, I spent a little time looking back at reviews of the iPhone as it was hitting the market for the first time. The vast majority of them were saying things like, "It will never be as good as a smartphone, since it doesn't run Outlook". Funny how today, instead of not being as good as a smartphone, it's actually redefined the smartphone market and everybody else is running to follow the iPhone trail.

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    6. Re:It's a big responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many smart phones and PDAs were around before the iPhone?

      NEWTON MESSAGEPAD

  6. Quit playing catch up, innovate! by mini+me · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The iPad is old news. Wired reported on the existence of the iPad way back in 1999. Why wasn't Microsoft working on their iPad-competior way back then? More importantly, why are they trying to play catch up now? Should they not be working on the next big thing?

    1. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More importantly, why are they trying to play catch up now?

      They see Apple making monies, they want THOSE monies.

      Microsoft is a three year old child.

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    2. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem Microsoft has is that it is an enterprise software company. Apple is a consumer hardware company. While Apple has some software (OSX, iOS) they are both designed to run on the hardware they sell. Microsoft has a lock on the enterprise software market when it comes to out fitting offices with an OS and productive suite.

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    3. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Wired reported on the existence of the iPad [boingboing.net] way back in 1999. Why wasn't Microsoft working on their iPad-competior way back then?

      Uh, Microsoft has tried to market tablet systems several times in the period between 1999 and 2010.

      They've failed to make a big market splash with any of them, of course. But that's not failing to work on it, that's just failing to be any good at it.

    4. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Ballmer's whining just seems sad. "We're entitled to some of that cash!! We're Microsoft!!"

      Here's the thing: The iPad doesn't sell because it's the next big marvel of technology; it sells because it's got trendy fashion appeal. Apple can sell things in ways Microsoft can't.

    5. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were back then. Microsoft called it a "Tablet PC".

    6. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The table form of the PC has existed for a LONG time there are hooks for it built into XP sp1. Gates when he was CEO said it was all he used for meetings. The problem was it cost 1800 bucks a crack and was 2 inches thick and weighed 5 pounds. The iPad doesnt weigh that much and is simple to use and get apps for.

      MS is now competing against a new innovation and they are missing it. The apple market place. It is easy to get apps. They are installed and 'just work'. They usually do 1 or 2 things very well. Then MOST important they are cheap. It is why the wince phone sucked. The framework was good, the dev environment while crappy worked decently. Yet the thing failed? Why because each dev had to target no less than 20 form factors. It was and still is a mish mash of screen sizes, cpu types, flash space, and what apis are actually compiled in. Apple has 2 form factors, 1 cpu type, and 1 api. We as devs can live with the complexity of 20 targets (though it drives our costs up). End users however will not. They want it to install easy, and be ready to rock in a few mins. Nevermind that at the time smartphones were a pain in the ass to get any sort of application to run on if you found one you liked then hopefully there was one for your form factor and cpu combo. Plus the 200 dollar premium you would pay for it.

      Its funny MS TOTALLY missed the reason people buy PCs over Macs. Its the applications. I have a good shot at running applications written in the 80s until now on my PC. Not so much on a Mac. Its even fairly straight forward to install an application. The same reasons Macs are not the dominate roll in computing is the same reason MS is not the dominant player in phones, applications. Oh there exists many 'almost like' apps on the Mac. You can even go whole hog and switch over. But in 10 years will you still be able to run that app? With Apple I would not make that bet. If however I am cool with buying newer applications (which I do anyway) and not using older apps then it doesnt matter what you get.

      WHEN Apple changes its api and cpu combo (and they will). You will see many people drop off. Apple will make the same mistake it has made since the early 80s. Cut off the cruft and dont look back. That means you end up with a technically better product. But one that people do not use as the app they bought no long works on it and they need/want that app.

      Apple nailed the reason people buy computers. But I think they did it accidentally and do not even realize it. When balmer was screaming developers he was sort of missing the mark. He should have been screaming applications! I dont buy a computer because I want hardware. I buy it because I want to run some application.

    7. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting distinction, and it makes me wonder if the smartest move Microsoft could make would be to focus like hell on producing a tablet set up to work great for business purposes. I can imagine meeting rooms in which everyone's got a tablet in front of them instead of a pile of dead tree docs.

      Maybe throw in some kind of functionality where I can 'ping' a page in my Word doc and everyone in the meeting who's set up to 'follow' me on that doc can see which sentence I'm looking at / talking about, etc. That'd also be pretty handy for people that were attending a meeting from off site without having to shoehorn everything into a WebEx.

      You figure strong / easy to use Powerpoint / projector integration would be easy. There's a lot of potential there.

    8. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Uh, Microsoft has tried to market tablet systems several times in the period between 1999 and 2010

      No they haven't - They've tried to enable hardware manufacturers to market tablet systems. As a parent said, Apple is, first and foremost, a hardware company. It's not like you can buy iOS 4 and run it on your Zune. MS is, first and foremost, a software company. Sure, they've dabbled in game consoles and zunes and webcams and mice and phones, but it's not their core business. To succeed in the tablet business they need a visionary hardware company to work with, and those are as rare as snowballs in Waikiki.

    9. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      No they haven't - They've tried to enable hardware manufacturers to market tablet systems.

      Marketing extends beyond making or even branding a product. Microsoft has participated in the marketing of tablet and other mobile systems using its OS's.

      Most of that marketing hasn't been notably successful.

      Again, its not lack of effort. Its just not being good at it.

      I don't see any particular reason to expect that Microsoft trying this again is going to produce different results. They may have a new sense of urgency, but they haven't shown any new sign of productive ideas about how to succeed.

    10. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Marketing extends beyond making or even branding a product. Microsoft has participated in the marketing of tablet and other mobile systems using its OS's.

      Sure, but you simply cannot underestimate that value that comes from owning the hardware platform. I work for a software company that works with all the name-brand hardware OEMs. In the OEM's margin-driven quarterly-profit model it's very difficult go get them to see any vision, or to have them take risks, even if you're Microsoft...

    11. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by Draek · · Score: 1

      Should they not be working on the next big thing?

      They almost certainly are, or at least their R&D division. Whether Marketing will ever be clever enough to monetize them rather than leave them as nothing but a cool "proof of concept" to avoid hurting their Windows/Office cashcows, however, is another question.

      Contrary to popular opinion (and what one may expect having used IE), Microsoft has a lot of very, very intelligent people working for them. The problem is in their leadership, and unfortunately I don't mean just Monkey Boy by that. Microsoft as a company is simply not designed to keep at the forefront of technology, even if they're capable of it.

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    12. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by molecular · · Score: 1

      The iPad is old news. Wired reported on the existence of the iPad way back in 1999. Why wasn't Microsoft working on their iPad-competior way back then? More importantly, why are they trying to play catch up now? Should they not be working on the next big thing?

      Why is Daimler (german car company, remember?), only recently starting to develop electric vehicles?
      Well, because it's economically more sensible to use existing production setups as long as possible and then (with no risk), just _buy_ some startups or license some tech when it's time.
      Why did they just raise their projected revenue from 4 Billion to 6? Because they're letting others do the work und just use their enormous weight to crush or assimilate them later.
      Same with M$

    13. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      They were. And they screwed it up. Over and over again.

      Now they can go out and buy one of the actual devices to copy. They'll still screw it up, but they think it's worth at least one more try.

    14. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Yes it was certainly old news, also considering the fact that Amazon came with a successful tablet device first.

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    15. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft HAVE been trying to release a tablet PC as far back as 2000. It's just the products they produced were fucking terrible.

    16. Re:Quit playing catch up, innovate! by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      There was this thing called Courier. but MS decided to kill it. I'm an Apple guy, but I'd have definitely given that thing a test drive. And if there's an Android tablet in the pipeline, I'll have a go at that as well.

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  7. Good luck with that. by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did you see their crappy looking Windows tablet mock-up? That's pretty much everything right there. Microsoft has no idea how to make a stable, secure, easy-to-use, attractive product. If it runs standard Windows apps it's just a tiny hard to use PC. If it doesn't then you may as well go with the better made iPad with it's huge lead in apps or even an Android based device. Their only hope is to offer a cheap device for people to dumb to know the difference - it works on the PC.

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    1. Re:Good luck with that. by characterZer0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft will be successful with it just like they were successful with netbooks. They came into the game late with an inferior product, but used their position to push the hardware manufacturers and retailers to sell XP netbooks instead of Linux netbooks.

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    2. Re:Good luck with that. by radish · · Score: 1

      Zune HD begs to differ.

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    3. Re:Good luck with that. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Yeah, both people that own one love them. I know dozens of people that own an iPod and I know nobody that owns a Zune.

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    4. Re:Good luck with that. by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all, we've seen part of their strategy: Avoid the "pad" nomenclature entirely - instead it will be a "slate" platform. The marketing department will slick this into oblivion, trying to own every part of the market space, appearing snooty and over-promising from the start. The height of this was MS's introduction of the word "squirt" to transfer data - probably the most condescending marketing term ever, followed closely by the Kin marketing, Clippy, etc.

        2nd, MS will be behind on this platform not only due to the late arrival of product, but the environment will be new. Right now, iPad development is dovetailing from the iPhone framework, with Apple showing the way with very strong operational guidelines to developers for UI, power, accessories, form factor, etc. MS has never issued anything of this level. I'm guessing a crippled mixture of .NET/Silverlight, SQLServer and some office bloatware will be on board. This can look/perform all the same pretty, but it again introduces a mashup that developers need to learn. They'll also probably come out with a noob programming environment to kick start the suck, ala Visual Basic - just to attract applications.

        3rd, these devices are a moving platform and MS is just leaving the gate while the real race is in a new venue. You can bet Apple, Amazon, RIM, Palm & Google will be integrating hardware & optimizations that leave them rushing for a Windows 8 platform now. I can only imagine where we're going, but real-time voice translation, interesting interface designs (for example, Pranav Mistry's "Sixth Sense" work), and continued amazing collaborative/connectivity ideas. MS wishes it could hire enough PhD's to dream this up, but it doesn't happen like that. It happens by thousands of folks trying short applications out with their friends and seeing what sticks, not by spending years on a huge project that, while amazing, doesn't have the legs to go anywhere (Exhibit A: MS Research).

    5. Re:Good luck with that. by radish · · Score: 1

      Which has precisely nothing to do with the original comment. The fact that lots of people use a product doesn't mean it's the best on the market - I assume you'd accept Windows as evidence of that :)

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    6. Re:Good luck with that. by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      [Microsoft] came into the [netbook] game late with an inferior product, but used their position to push the hardware manufacturers and retailers to sell XP netbooks instead of Linux netbooks.

      Microsoft won with netbooks because they had a better product. Windows XP would have beat out linux on netbook even without any network effects from being able to run Win32 programs.

      For example, when I put linux on my netbook it ran at ~12 watts idle whereas Windows XP got ~9 watts idle. So Windows XP had about 1.3x more battery life. Not to mention that XP was better at flash, games, and firefox.

      It was possible with a ton of work to get a particular distro to run at the same idle watts by lowering the core clock frequency (not the cpu frequency), but even still it was flaky and broken on distro upgrades.

    7. Re:Good luck with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they're going to use their position to push Apple to sell XP iPads?

    8. Re:Good luck with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost all hw manufacturers are looking at other platforms than Intel... why ? Because they are sick and tired of Microsoft. Netbooks failed because Atom is i386 compatible, MS will have serious trouble when ARM based devices arrive.

    9. Re:Good luck with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your talking about the Courier tablet http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/05/microsofts-courier-digital-journal-exclusive-pictures-and-de/ I think most of the technical industry would deem your view of "crappy" as crappy. There was huge hype behind this concept throughout most gadget/tech websites as something that differentiated itself enough and it was actually more practical than the iPad design and form factor for day to day use.

    10. Re:Good luck with that. by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that a netbook interface is pretty much identical to a normal PCs interface, so Windows works "good enough" and is more familiar to most users. The traditional Windows paradigm does NOT work well in a touch-only, tablet interface. If they insist on using it, they will fail. It doesn't matter how much money they throw at it... look at the Zune.

    11. Re:Good luck with that. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Except that Apple isn't a small player and has their own wildly popular distribution channel down to and including both online and retail stores.

    12. Re:Good luck with that. by corrosiveh20 · · Score: 1

      Linux is a LOT easier to push aside than iOS. The fit & finish of the iPad combined with iOS completely trumps that of a Linux-based netbook; it's easy to migrate people when the difference between the products is hard to notice (basic users don't see the huge advantages of a *nix underpinning). The heavy coats of polish Apple has put into both its iOS and API GUI is what is going to make the Windows tablet look like a turd when compared to the iPad.

    13. Re:Good luck with that. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Microsoft cheated. They essentially changed the definition of netbook to mean 'cheap laptop'. They doubled the netbook in size and weight. It got hotter and battery life suffered. The Dell 'netbook' I have is almost as big as my Macbook, runs hotter, and the battery doesn't last as long. Nobody ever uses it either. The iTouches and iPad have been used to death though.

      Microsoft killed the netbook concept. It worked for them but they won't have the same luck with the slate. Slapping together a stripped down version of Windows and some crappy underpowered hardware isn't going to challenge the iPad and when it comes to it Android is in a better position to take the lower half of the market. Microsoft is caught between the iPad and cheap Android devices. Doesn't leave a lot of room to find a strong market segment.

      They'd be better off ignoring slates for a while and protecting their set-top / gaming niche. When Apple TV is revamped as an HD, cloud integrated, iOS powered device it is going to be threatening that market. All those iPhone/iPad apps suddenly brought into the living room.

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    14. Re:Good luck with that. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I'll have to agree that popularity doesn't equal quality.

      I haven't actually tried a Zune since they first came out so I can't honestly say what they are like. I was an early adopter of MP3 players though (my first a 32MB Rio) and have seen that most are really badly made. iPod conquered an already busy market because of that difference. I didn't care for the original Zune but it may have improved.

      Steve Jobs is a perfectionist whereas Gates/Ballmer are suits. Apple products that suck are the exception whereas Microsoft products that don't suck are the exception. Microsoft mostly stays in business because neither users nor programmers want to go through the work of switching platforms. Apple has pulled something of a slight of hand in this case though and instead of marketing iOS as an alternate PC platform it was the best mobile platform at the time when people wanted a good mobile platform. Now they've posed the iPad, essentially a competitor to the netbook (and maybe laptop) to use the existing iOS platform. And it's likely we'll be seeing a set top iOS based system in the near future too. It's only a matter of lining up all the dominos before they have pulled the rug out from under Windows as the dominate platform.

      But you may be right that the Zune doesn't suck. If so they should fire Balmer and put the guy in charge of the Zune in charge of everything.

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  8. I don't want... by matt4077 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't want a "range", developed with "partners". MS has repeated that mistake so often now, expecting different results every time. isn't there a witty saying that defines insanity this way?

    1. Re:I don't want... by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      I don't want a "range", developed with "partners". MS has repeated that mistake so often now, expecting different results every time. isn't there a witty saying that defines insanity this way?

      That seems to have worked for MS's entire corporate lifespan up to this point. And despite gains in the world of not-Windows, Windows is still the dominant OS for numerous consumer applications, and that was made under the "range of options developed with partners" theory. A relatively recent surge of interest in a paradigm different from what got them their umpteen hojillions of dollars in the first place is precisely the thing that good businesspeople would NOT panic and change their entire company's philosophy over.

      Granted, yes, Microsoft is most likely best off changing this philosophy soon anyway, but from a business standpoint, that doesn't seem altogether too insane.

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    2. Re:I don't want... by Pedahzur · · Score: 1

      I came here to say this...no, really, I did. Microsoft still doesn't get it: Make a *single* product that works well, across a range of uses, and people will (often) go for it.

      Windows Vista and 7 "versions" vs. a single OS X version
      Windows Phones vs. a single iPhone

      But, that second one kind of illustrates the corner that Microsoft is in: it doesn't really want to go into the hardware business and risk alienating all its partners. Thus, it can't dictate "We'll have one tablet, and this is how it will work." When all you control is the software, you have to play nice with your hardware partners and come out with a range of products.

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    3. Re:I don't want... by interval1066 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft's penis envy is lame, old, and disingenuous to its share holders. Grabbing the iPad's market share is job one... pheh. Here's Apple buzz "I wonder what Jobs will do next?" Here's Microsoft's: "I wonder what Ballmer's excuse will be this time?" Rather than chasing after Apple, RIM, Adobe, .. Message to Ballmer: Try some of that. Do. Execute. Create. I N N O V A T E. Stop being lame. Ya big tard.

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    4. Re:I don't want... by glebd · · Score: 1

      Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -- Albert Einstein

  9. Courier...the iPad Killer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...oops. Cancelled.

    1. Re:Courier...the iPad Killer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EXACTLY!!! WHY!? they had this going very well last year, and then right when it mattered, they KILLED it. WTF?

    2. Re:Courier...the iPad Killer... by BagOBones · · Score: 1

      The concept video for it had me very interested. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmIgNfp-MdI
      Not sure how they are going to drive any big consumer hardware with J Allard leaving http://www.electronista.com/articles/10/05/25/microsoft.overhauls.devices.group.to.face.iphone/

      It seems clear that MS is going to WAIT for its hardware partners to build SOMETHING.. This is a loosing strategy these days, google at least boot strapped the Android smart phone market by releasing their Nexus one to show the vendors a reference of a "SUPER" phone with full features.

      FYI one of the least mentioned benefits to iPhones and iPads is the complete lack of shovel ware / trial ware heaped on on the devices by Telcos and hardware vendors... It is clean and consistent right out of the box.

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    3. Re:Courier...the iPad Killer... by Painted · · Score: 1

      FYI one of the least mentioned benefits to iPhones and iPads is the complete lack of shovel ware / trial ware heaped on on the devices by Telcos and hardware vendors... It is clean and consistent right out of the box.

      Interestingly, they've actually gone a bit in the other direction- iPad's don't even ship with iBooks preinstalled- you have to go get it (free) from the App Store.

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  10. Ballmer is great for lulz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to squirt Ballmer a picture of millions of Apple customers not giving a damn about any potential Windows slate device.

  11. And yet by Bertie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They killed the genuinely interesting-looking Courier before it ever got anywhere near production.

    Can't think why the vultures are circling over Ballmer, can you?

    1. Re:And yet by AltairDusk · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder if killing Courier will go down in history as one of Microsoft's huge mistakes... I certainly wasn't happy to hear it was cancelled.

    2. Re:And yet by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I wonder if killing Courier will go down in history as one of Microsoft's huge mistakes... I certainly wasn't happy to hear it was cancelled.

      Abso-freakin'-lutely. I've yet to hear anyone think that it was a good idea to cancel it, either online or in person.

    3. Re:And yet by ultramk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The thing about Courier is that nobody ever saw it actually working: they just saw tech demos. In the tech demos, the stylus handwriting recognition was always perfect. Considering that we never once saw an on-screen keyboard in the demos, it appears that the handwriting recognition portion of the formula was crucial to the concept. What do you want to bet that it wasn't nearly as good as it was supposed to be? Can you say Newton? "Eat up Martha?"

      There was one other thing that made me think that perhaps it was less realistic than it first appeared: Battery life vs. weight. With both of those screens going all the time, that's two separate backlights sucking power. Either the weight would have to be a lot heavier than the iPad's (which is already heavier than I would like), or the battery life would be much worse.

      Remember: Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, and Tech Demos.

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    4. Re:And yet by Bertie · · Score: 1

      I don't think it ever even got near the evaluation stage. What I've seen of it wasn't even a tech demo, it was a concept, an animation. As far as I'm aware it never existed in any kind of tangible form. I could be wrong.

      Still, it was an interesting concept and they really should've pursued it further. If they had, Ballmer might not be standing around admitting they were blindsided by the success of the iPad, and might be somewhere near to having a response.

    5. Re:And yet by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      Honestly I think it was nothing more than a very cool video/product concept to counter the ipad launch.

    6. Re:And yet by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      They killed the genuinely interesting-looking Courier before it ever got anywhere near production.

      Heh. I'm guessing that they killed it even before it got into development. Somehow I doubt anybody but the art department who did the demo video ever actually worked on that thing. iPad was coming out so they had to put something out there to try and kill the demand but suggesting that there would be a similar MS product on the market soon so they might not want to buy an Apple product.

    7. Re:And yet by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      The thing about Courier is that nobody ever saw it actually working: they just saw tech demos. In the tech demos, the stylus handwriting recognition was always perfect. Considering that we never once saw an on-screen keyboard in the demos, it appears that the handwriting recognition portion of the formula was crucial to the concept. What do you want to bet that it wasn't nearly as good as it was supposed to be?

      You may be right. I had to set up Win7 on one of those tablet/laptop hybrids and decided to try in tablet mode. It read the stylus perfectly, as if I were writing on paper. But it wasn't able to actually read my handwriting. I couldn't write the name of our fileserver in Windows Explorer if my life depended on it.

    8. Re:And yet by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I think it was. The pictures looked pretty, with a lot of promise, but when you actually got down to what it was going to do it looked more like a Palm device from the late nineties with better screens.

    9. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, but I suspect much of it was because it was just a concept. Maybe they thought it was unconceivable with their software & hardware.

    10. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if they fucked up the handwriting recognition, they really fucked up. I've used that on Palm and on a Windows Mobile device, and it works just fine. It's a pity Doonesbury put the curse on the Newton, because I'd like the iPhone even more if I could use Graffiti or some such. Though perhaps it would be hard without a stylus on a really small device.

      It should not be beyond MS to produce an OS that supports the basics, like handwriting, simple USB file transfer, and a visible file structure--the things the Apple devices lack--and let the hardware companies produce alternative products. There really is something sick in Redmond: they've got a metric banktonne of money, and a lot of smart people, so why can't they do something so obvious?

    11. Re:And yet by VladTheBad · · Score: 1

      It was a good idea to cancel it, at least now, microsoft can watch and learn, and claim it was far more awesome than it would have been......

      Now, there is no way the ipad is better than courier because no one can compare the two....

      In another 6 months, if microsoft makes their new tablet, and it ends up being courier based, and fixes a bunch of possible problems with the courier, THEN microsoft has a chance at taking a decent chunk of the new tablet market.

      If it is going to be an ipad killer, it had better actually be up to the task.

      How many ipod killers were there? And yet, it was the iphone/ipod touch that killed the traditional ipod.

      If someone else would have done something similar, it could have succeeded, and REALLY been the ipod killer. The fact that no one did, and no one has, and no one really has a chance in hell at doing so at this point unless they come up with something even better, continues to give apple the market.

      And yeah, I had an ipod shuffle, and a 30gb ipod, now I've got an iphone 3G and an ipad. The shuffle gets no use, and the 30gig ipod gets very very little use these days.

    12. Re:And yet by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      Can you say Newton? "Eat up Martha?"

      Rosetta! Rosetta! Rosetta!

      In my experience I found the Newton handwriting recognition to be pretty accurate, although I'm a leftie, and what lag there was could have been made up with a little more processing power. The thing that killed the Newton for me was battery life, especially when you put a wireless card in it.

      I for one was looking forward to the Microsoft Courier materialising out of the vapourware stage and getting my hands on one to try it.

    13. Re:And yet by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Can't think why the vultures are circling over Ballmer, can you?

      They heard him calling for "Developers! Developers!" and thought he was calling for "De vultures! De vultures!" (well you try hearing well when you are flying around up there).

      Or maybe they are vultures who can code.

      Look there could be lots of reasons.

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  12. Playing catchup by ckhorne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This seems to be another "Johny come lately" attempt by Microsoft to catch up to Apple and Google. "Innovation" may be a big catchword these days by the large companies, but by making a competing project "job one urgency", it just underscore the fact that Microsoft is just trying to play a me-too game.

    I don't mind if Microsoft does well or not, but why do they actively choose not to actually innovate? Do they not understand that the success of search engines, phones, tablets, and everything else that they've been late to the market on is because...well, because they're late to the market.

    I simply don't understand why Microsoft doesn't get it. Innovating requires *new* ideas. Otherwise, they might as well be another Chinese second rate copy.

    1. Re:Playing catchup by al0ha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft has been playing catch-up with Apple since the day the Apple II launched. The only reason Apple didn't continually trounce Microsoft was due the ouster of Steve Jobs in 1985. Apple's board thought they were the big brains, but as everyone found, it was Steve all along.

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    2. Re:Playing catchup by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      I'm sure MS has a new product / experimental department exploring new ideas. May be insiders can share some non-proprietorial ideas to come from MS?

    3. Re:Playing catchup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are BUSINESS managers focusing on revenue only with no technical vision. Their old business plan used to work very well for them. "If a crumb falls of the OS table and someone gets fat off of it. Over to by them a chair at the table or change the table to prevent the crumb from falling." Your mistake using the current analogy is that MS ever cared about making great food or having happy customers. It has only been about cash flow and how to make more of it and take it from others.

    4. Re:Playing catchup by onefriedrice · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has been playing catch-up with Apple since the day the Apple II launched. The only reason Apple didn't continually trounce Microsoft was due the ouster of Steve Jobs in 1985. Apple's board thought they were the big brains, but as everyone found, it was Steve all along.

      That's debatable. All indicators showed that Jobs was driving Apple into the ground. Maybe he needed some time away. Just because he's a good CEO today doesn't make up for the fact that Apple might not even be here now if Jobs was allowed to remain at the helm.

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    5. Re:Playing catchup by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I simply don't understand why Microsoft doesn't get it. Innovating requires *new* ideas. Otherwise, they might as well be another Chinese second rate copy."

      That's Microsoft's bread and butter, producing 2nd rate copies. From their OS, Browser, and Office products. Microsoft has never innovated. They just copy and use their market size to get people to use their products. On-line search, iPhones, iPods, and iPads are areas where their PC dominance doesn't work.

      Once you've uncoupled from the PC, Microsoft has no leverage. Their Zune was a flop. Their KIN was a failure and they don't have a tablet PC to offer.

      As people become more mobile, Microsoft becomes less relevant. Their only hope is the cloud and Google is already there.

    6. Re:Playing catchup by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      When the Apple II came out, Microsoft was a software company and Apple was a hardware company. They worked together; remember Applesoft Basic? The reason Microsoft dominated the market was an alliance with IBM, not anything Apple did or didn't do. With that alliance, and the momentum Microsoft got from it, Apple was going to be a niche player in computers. Apple made it a profitable niche, and did better than any other non-MS computer company.

      Apple's only hope, really, was to find a field related to computers that didn't do well with MS Windows, which they did, or to wait until the Net became more important than the actual computer.

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    7. Re:Playing catchup by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      MS-DOS had already gotten big by 1985, so even if Steve Jobs stayed in control of Apple it would not necessarily be the case that Apple would have become the dominant OS vendor. That was around the time the cheap DOS clone computers started to be sold and businesses were going with the platform IBM was backing.

  13. I hate unoriginal people like Ballmer by line-bundle · · Score: 1

    Ballmer needs to get new balls. MS has not recently issued an new product. It's always me too.

    Ballmer doesn't know that MS has some really good hardware labs. He should use them to create something original, not another ipod copycat, iphone copycat, ipad copycat.

    (perhaps not a hardware version of clippy though)

    1. Re:I hate unoriginal people like Ballmer by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MS has not recently issued an new product. It's always me too.

      Replace "recently" with "ever" and your sentence is fixed.

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  14. From an iPad owner by Albanach · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I own an iPad. It's nice for what it is, a media consumption device.

    What amazes me though is the time it's taking for viable alternatives. It wasn't in any way a surprise that Apple launched this. It wasn't a surprise that this would be a new market segment - netbooks had already shown demand for lower cost highly portable computing devices.

    I purchased the iPad for a specific function and it does its job well. However, I can see plenty of areas it could be improved. We're still waiting on multi-tasking. It has no camera a gaping hole in what would otherwise be a great device for grandparents to use for web/email and skype). No flash does limit some sites, and Safari is just okay, certainly not a great browser - you have to pay to get a browser that supports tabs!

    The email client seems cumbersome, and from a business user perspective, Microsoft could really make a killing from a similar form factor but with outlook. Outlook is, after all, still king in the corporate world.

    The competition needs to get in gear before the iPad becomes as entrenched as the iPod.

    1. Re:From an iPad owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "I purchased the iPad for a specific function and it does its job well."

      I recently had the opportunity to play around with an iPad, and yes, I was absurdly pleased with the look, feel, and usability mechanics of the thing. But as I played some more, it struck me that the elation I felt with it was very similar to that experienced when I got a new toy as a child. I am fairly certain that I would quickly become bored of an iPad. That made me think "Really, what IS this thing for? What is its niche, EXACTLY?" It's not a development tool, it doesn't support Flash or multi-tasking, and there is no USB port or camera. (Yes, I realize that subsequent versions may well address all of these issues.) For me, it's a nifty e-reader and not much else, but that's not enough to make me buy one.

      So what is this thing, exactly? I'd be interested to hear why people purchase them and what they use them for.

    2. Re:From an iPad owner by Albanach · · Score: 1

      So what is this thing, exactly? I'd be interested to hear why people purchase them and what they use them for.

      It's for browsing the web on the couch, watching movies in an aeroplane, reading email in bed. It's better than a laptop for any of those things. I was surprised to find the backlit screen works okay for reading e-books, and it's certainly useful to keep a bunch of technical books in the iBooks bookshelf (though why you can't have separate shelves for each category is beyond me).

      It's ideal for grandparents that simply have no need for a full blown computer but want to keep in touch. I think for a large number of non geeks it could easily be a better alternative to a laptop or desktop.

    3. Re:From an iPad owner by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      It's ideal for grandparents that simply have no need for a full blown computer but want to keep in touch. I think for a large number of non geeks it could easily be a better alternative to a laptop or desktop.

      I keep hearing this but there's a lack of evidence showing that any "grandparents" (some grandparents are as young as 40 and are already quite capable of using "full blown computers") are actually using iPads for their simplicity.

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    4. Re:From an iPad owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outlook is king in business? Why does everyone keep saying that. Outlook is only king in SMALL businesses, or true Microsoft shops.

      Most larger companies use Lotus Notes. My last company uses it, my current company uses it. More than that, I am a consultant, so I go from customer to customer and thus have seen the inside of a lot of companies. For example, almost all large banks use Lotus Notes. Aside from that, a lot of schools and stuff just use Unix mail tools.

    5. Re:From an iPad owner by Albanach · · Score: 1

      I know plenty who are using Macs because of their simplicity. I know several who are using iPhones because of their simplicity - most iPhone features were available previously on other phones.

      Why should it be different for the iPad?

      Why are people paying a price premium for Apple products if it's not for simplicity? Everything else - price, lock-in, lack of features, difficulty and cost of upgrading all suggest Apple should have a torrid time in the marketplace. It's not like Apple are relying on trendy young folk who work in design studios for their sales any more.

    6. Re:From an iPad owner by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      So what is this thing, exactly?

      If I had one (I don't, I can't justify the cost for what is, as you say, really a toy), basically all the things I do idly on my laptop today: checking email, reading my RSS feeds, browsing Wikipedia, looking at stuff on Google Maps, etc.

      And, as it turns out, that's a pretty good chunk of what I'd break out my laptop for (I spent a good chunk of last night watching TV and browsing the web... I live a thrilling life ;). Being able to do all that without having to tote around a cumbersome laptop and a power cord would actually be pretty nice. And as a companion to my laptop, it'd make a great tool for keeping reference material visible while I code (rather than having to switch windows/desktops all the time).

      'course, it'd be a hell of a lot nicer if it had a Pixel Qi-like display, so I could browse the web on my porch without squinting. Which is, as it happens, one reason I might hold off... the prospect of a transflective display on a decent tablet-like device intrigues me quite a bit.

    7. Re:From an iPad owner by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      It's for browsing the web on the couch, watching movies in an aeroplane, reading email in bed. It's better than a laptop for any of those things.

      How? A laptop is perfectly good for those.

    8. Re:From an iPad owner by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I saw one at the park the other day. She had her iPad out and she and her grandkids were playing educational games on it. Way more practical than a notebook for what she was using it for.

    9. Re:From an iPad owner by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      In addition to the usual surfing the web and e-mail on the couch, I use mine for reading. I've read several novels on it so far, I've got a bunch of technical books and I'm slowly transferring my library of scientific papers to it from my notebook. It's fantastic for reading a paper in my hammock, on the bus to the lab, or having it beside my computer for reference while I'm working on something.

      I also took it on a week long sailing trip last week. It takes up less space than most novels but I had several books as well as notes for a radio certification course on it and when we had cell coverage I could check the weather, get e-mail or even make a Skype call if I wanted to. And the batteries easily lasted the week.

    10. Re:From an iPad owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that a laptop needs a trackpad and a keyboard to be used. That's the point, it's a better UI for surfing and receiving content.

      Let me give an example, you're on Literotica surfing porn. To change pages, scroll up and down you need to use the trackpad. With the iPad, you can hold it one-handed.

      Get it now?

    11. Re:From an iPad owner by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But I don't need a laptop or iPad to do that!

    12. Re:From an iPad owner by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I don't need a keyboard when watching a movie, or a CD drive if I ripped the movie (or got it online from a store), nor do I need a trackpad.

      If what you want to do can be compressed down to a screen, with the odd times you need a keyboard and mouse solved by the (inferior to a real kb, but actually ok) onscreen keyboard, then it works well.

      It's much lighter than a laptop too. I used one for two weeks and loved using it to watch BBC iPlayer and handle quick email and web browsing when I didn't fancy going to my main machine, or "setting up" my Ubuntu laptop (where setting up means sitting down with it on your lap, rather than just reaching for the iPad at arm's length from the bedside table).

      I love laptops, and they can do the same things an iPad can do - there's no reason that they have to be exclusive.

      My caveats with the iPad - it really needs an SD card slot at the very least, and the back is very smooth which makes propping it up at some angles tricky as it slides over your clothes.

    13. Re:From an iPad owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The competitors were ready to go, but they all thought that Apple would price the iPad much higher - like $1000
      I mean, you could see the demos at the trade shows, the HP demo, etc....

      When Jobs dropped the bombshell that it would only be $500, all the competitors freaked out and had to redesign their platform to become cheaper.

      That's one reason why Apple is so secretive. If pricing was leaked, the competitors would have more time to catch up.

    14. Re:From an iPad owner by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I need a mouse and keyboard to start playing a movie, but I only need one key to pause it, and none to just let it play. Again, how does a laptop fail here?

    15. Re:From an iPad owner by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I can start, control and do other such things with the iPad and a movie - when I need a keyboard, one appears on the screen. When I need to activate an icon, I just touch it on the screen.

      A laptop doesn't "fail" - it's just superfluous for me in that situation.

  15. Asleep at the Switch by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft has been asleep at the switch for a long long time.

    They chase every new product Apple comes out with, instead of actually innovating and putting a product out there that customers want. Sure, they do quite well in the operating system and Microsoft Office world, but outside that they do very little of any worth. The Xbox is only now profitable, and will probably never recoup the original costs.

    Ballmer wants to chase the sexy gadgets that Apple is putting out, but Microsoft's operating system is not sexy.

    Granted, there is a serious threat here, Microsoft has almost completely missed he mobile market both with phones and tablets. The irony being that Microsoft has already come out with a tablet operating system that has barely seen adoption, and the mobile OS market will only continue to grow.

    So, will Microsoft come out with a tablet that "people will really want to go and buy"? Maybe - if they licence the iPad 2.0

    Microsoft has become too bulky for meaningful development. Infighting between departments is crippling the ability for Microsoft to actually innovate. They will be relevant in the OS and Office Space for some time to come, but so far, Ballmer has not carved out that "third" tier of highly profitable business that he promised he would when he took the position.

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    1. Re:Asleep at the Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has been asleep at the switch for a long long time.

      They chase every new product Apple comes out with, instead of actually innovating and putting a product out there that customers want.

      They've been very successful chasing Apple, though. Remember that Windows was just a copy of the Apple Mac interface.

    2. Re:Asleep at the Switch by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

      Infighting between departments is crippling the ability for Microsoft to actually innovate.

      That's not quite fair, What about Street Slide?

    3. Re:Asleep at the Switch by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Ballmer wants to chase the sexy gadgets that Apple is putting out, but Microsoft's operating system is not sexy.

      This is an important point. I'd underscore that MS should simply adapt to the understanding that not everything need be 'sexy'. We can't eat at Hooters on a daily basis unless we simply no longer care about our food's substance. Besides, sexy without actual sex only leads to frustration down the road. Better to be unassuming and useful, like, say Windows 7.

    4. Re:Asleep at the Switch by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      Infighting between departments is crippling the ability for Microsoft to actually innovate.

      That's not quite fair, What about Street Slide?

      What about Street Slide? Microsoft has purchased a good deal of interesting and innovative companies with great ideas and products and driven them into the ground internally in their company.

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    5. Re:Asleep at the Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the server and tools business, yea all you fucken noobs don't know shit. Yea MS has 75% of the server space and their net profits exceed both Google's and Apple's combined.

    6. Re:Asleep at the Switch by onefriedrice · · Score: 1

      So, will Microsoft come out with a tablet that "people will really want to go and buy"? Maybe - if they licence the iPad 2.0

      Yeah, well... long gone are the days when Apple licensed its operating systems. They have a real fear of diluting the "experience." That's also the reason that Android will easily overcome iOS in market share but still remain less successful by other (perhaps more important) indicators.

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    7. Re:Asleep at the Switch by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      What about the server and tools business, yea all you fucken noobs don't know shit. Yea MS has 75% of the server space and their net profits exceed both Google's and Apple's combined.

      Yes, clearly I am a noob. I apologize for my high slashdot UID.

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    8. Re:Asleep at the Switch by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      When was the last time Microsoft innovated, guess what, never!

  16. Bill Gates by hey · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bill was into tablets for years
    http://www.google.com/images?q=Bill+Gates+tablet

    1. Re:Bill Gates by dnahelicase · · Score: 1

      I remember watching an interview Bill Gates did with college kids back in 2004 (when I was still in school) and all he talked about was tablets. He was sure they were going to be the future and that the traditional laptop would be a niche item. We (as a class watching this interview he had with other college kids) had a long discussion about how that didn't seem to make sense given the "tablets" that were out at the time were heavy and prone to problems and nobody would want to ever give up the traditional keyboard. Of course, we only had Palm Pilots and Windows CE to really think about when it came to handhelds at that point in the mass market.

      Our discussion turned out to mostly be correct, at least when it came to M$. Of course, then Apple came out with a product that overcame all the problems we talked about and Bill Gates suddenly became correct!

  17. Biggest News by BigBlueOx · · Score: 1

    The biggest news here is that the head of the Microsoft empire is, apparently, an incoherent raving loon. RTFA. Wow. Just wow.

    1. Re:Biggest News by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

      incoherent raving loon

      Crackhead in Latin.

    2. Re:Biggest News by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      The biggest news here is that the head of the Microsoft empire is, apparently, an incoherent raving loon. RTFA. Wow. Just wow.

      Whilst I appreciate that you Read the Article, as so few will; I feel compelled to comment that you must be new to this whole tech world thing to think Balmer being a raving loon, is new or big news.

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    3. Re:Biggest News by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

      The biggest news here is that the head of the Microsoft empire is, apparently, an incoherent raving loon. RTFA. Wow. Just wow.

      No. That's not news.

    4. Re:Biggest News by gatzby3jr · · Score: 0

      He also said that many people were using iPads like laptops, and that Microsoft's partners would be focusing on delivering devices with detachable keyboards and stylus input.

      I think that was one of the more interesting quotes FTA. He doesn't like Apple's success on the tablet, so his idea is to play catch up by turning the tablet back into a laptop.

    5. Re:Biggest News by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But until he appoints his horse to the board of directors, he's still no Caligula.

  18. MS is nothing but a me-too by WilyCoder · · Score: 1

    Stop copying and innovate.

    1. Re:MS is nothing but a me-too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in a lot of instances, yes. But, to be fair, they were showing off their own tablets before the iPad was finally announced. Apple, being a hardware maker as well as software maker, had the ability to beat them to market because the PC market's hardware makers drag their feet while they look for ways to clog up the system with pre-installed crapware.

    2. Re:MS is nothing but a me-too by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      Stop copying and innovate.

      Yeah! Stop copying and innovate.

      I don't like my first gen iTouch, so I never got an iPhone, and don't want the iPad, but what I WOULD like is an iPad-like device, with a carrying handle on the bezel(!), running Linux, and has a couple of hardware ports in addition to the wireless kit; hdmi, 10Genet, multi-pourpose flash-card slots. Not too much, just enough. Oh, and it must run Linux. That is all. Thank you. Enjoy your bagel. Mine was cheddar with Jalapeno bits and salmon spread!

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  19. Just do the opposite. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Microsoft's vision, slates will run a derivative of Windows 7.

    Apple just put out something that is so well integrated and Microsoft decides to start with a derivative? OMG! Calculus MS101 fighting Calculus MS102! Is it normal or am I talking at a tangent here?

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    1. Re:Just do the opposite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iOS4 is a derivative of OS X.

    2. Re:Just do the opposite. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Ehhh... the iPhone OS is a derivative of OSX in many senses: http://www.roughlydrafted.com/2007/07/13/iphone-os-x-architecture-the-mach-kernel-and-ram/

      I'm not saying Microsoft has a chance in hell at succeeding, but it could very much be a Win7 derivative and still be nothing like Win7.

    3. Re:Just do the opposite. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Apple just put out something that is so well integrated and Microsoft decides to start with a derivative? OMG! Calculus MS101 fighting Calculus MS102! Is it normal or am I talking at a tangent here?

      I don't know, but it's really struck a chord with me.

  20. Ballmer Kong by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://pixelatedgeek.com/2009/09/steve-ballmer-as-dk/

    I really want someone to make a Donkey Kong rom hack with chairs instead of barrels and Ballmer instead of DK.

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    1. Re:Ballmer Kong by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Now I'm going to have thoughts of Mario wearing a turtleneck for the rest of the day. Thanks a lot.

  21. I can figure it out from context clues... by boneclinkz · · Score: 1

    "Job one urgency?" Are we playing madlibs?

    Coming up with a serious iPad competitor should be job two ennui, at least.

  22. Ballmer's phrasing is telling by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >they sold certainly more than I'd like them to sell

    Not "we'd like to sell more", not "we'd like to supply their software and participate in their success like we did with AppleSoft Basic and Mac Office".

    This is competitiveness in its pathological form, where the point isn't to win but instead to make sure others lose.

    1. Re:Ballmer's phrasing is telling by cabjf · · Score: 1

      I read it more as a lament that they have been in that space for a long time (in their eyes anyhow) and never were able to sell that many. Of course, Microsoft's version of a tablet was a laptop with a stylus and touchscreen that folded over and ran plain old Windows. Just like their original idea of a smartphone was a phone running a slimmed down version of plain old windows.

    2. Re:Ballmer's phrasing is telling by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's because "$DEVICE running a modified version of Windows" is the only thing Microsoft understands - even when it makes no sense whatsoever.

  23. Re:Sigh by uncanny · · Score: 1

    it's fine with me. Let them buy the stuff. The iphone made way for android phones, hopefully soon we will see lightweight, powerful, [soemwhat] open sourced tablets coming out.

  24. Keep chasing the coat tails.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Way to show your vision and leadership in technology Ballmer...by simply following the path paved before you. How utterly boring and blind. Show some originality and boldness by doing something different. Or better yet, how about focusing on your freaking software you bumbling, chair throwing baboon. I'm sure I speak for many of my fellow Redmondites when I say this...please retire.

    Oh and...sent from my iPhone (go ahead and fire me)

  25. Tough time for a fanboy by the_last_rites · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have never seen a research division that is so awesome and also, at the same time, seemingly at odds with their market strategies which are unimaginative and trivial sounding. I sincerely hope the rumors about Ballmer being on the way out, have some truth to them. At the same time, I also hope that the rumors about Ozzie leaving have no truth to them whatsoever.

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  26. target the people who dislike the apple ecosystem by slyrat · · Score: 1

    I think that if Microsoft got a good touch interface version of win 7 things could go very well. There are a lot of individuals that just hate the entire apple software ecosystem and prefer having more control of the computer. If it is good at what windows is already good at, has a decent touch interface, and isn't crazy expensive it should do really well.

  27. Re:Sigh by Pojut · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ^^^This, pretty much. I know a couple of people who buy and use Apple products as if they were any other brand ("I like the interface", "I've had good luck with their products", that sort of thing), but most of the time Apple users are straight up zealots...in their mind if it isn't an Apple product, it's crap.

    To be fair, other hobbies have similar "exuberances"...gaming fanboys, car fanboys, etc. Apple fanboys are, to me, a lot like Fox News Republicans*: no matter what evidence or logic you present them with to counter their claims, you're always wrong.

    *Note that a Fox News Republican is not the same thing as a Republican.

  28. HP Slate by CSHARP123 · · Score: 1

    HP Slate had generated a lots of buzz when he showed it in the beginning of this year. I dont think Windows 7 makes a great sense for the the kind of device iPad is. I think MS just thinks people wants to use the same application that they use on PC on Slate or tablet devices. It may not be the case.
    I think Apple caught MS with its pants down like it is said on this ZDNet blog .
    MS just handed over a big chuck of their market share to Apple. It started with iPhone, now iPad and next people will think about buying Mac instead of PC. Seriously, MS needs to wake up and do a major make over if it needs to start selling to masses instead of just enterprises.

    1. Re:HP Slate by AaronLS · · Score: 1

      LOL, good observation. It is possible this was a planned strategy of Apple's to get people used to Apple products and eventually lure users into buying Mac's as well.

    2. Re:HP Slate by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      I think MS just thinks people wants to use the same application that they use on PC on Slate or tablet devices. It may not be the case.

      It quite definitively is not the case. They've been trying to shove desktop-Windows-on-a-tablet down people's throats for a decade already... longer, even, since Gates championed them quite a while before he left.

      People have ignored those products for ten years, you'd think by now Microsoft would have figured it out and tried something else, but nope, that's exactly what they're trying to do, AGAIN. At this point I think it's just cognitive dissonance-- deep down, they know Windows on a tablet won't sell, but since Windows is all they know how to do, they just keep stuffing Windows into tablets and trying to sell them.

      ~Philly

  29. Remember UMPC? by dreadlord76 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft wanted to own this space, made investments. But the price of UMPC was just too high. Seriously, if Microsoft was insistent on a $500 price for a workable tablet 4 years ago, it may have totally shut the door on iPad. Many people waited for the UMPC, but when they came out, and the price was closer to $1000 for a usable configuration, the end was clear. If Microsoft would have borrowed from their XBox playbook, and subsidized every UMPC to grow the market, it may have been a different story.

    1. Re:Remember UMPC? by Tsunayoshi · · Score: 1

      when those were first mentioned my entire shop (a unix team at that) was excited, then we didn't hear anything new for awhile, then I saw the prices...immediate mood killer.

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  30. Re:Sigh by keytohwy · · Score: 1

    Are Apple breeding sheep? They've outpaced the PC industry in growth for the last 17 quarters. Hardly just selling to the faithful...

  31. It's going to be called the KANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kinda like
    Apple's
    New
    Technology

    1. Re:It's going to be called the KANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      KANT -

      Kinda like Apple's New Technology

      That sounds like a TUNA
      noT
      qUite
      aN
      Acronym

    2. Re:It's going to be called the KANT by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Then why didn't Ballmer say that it was categorically imperative for Microsoft to release an iPad killer? Also, if Microsoft is only kind of like Apple, does that mean that Microsoft is phenomenal reality to Apple's noumenal reality?

  32. Steve Ballmer - Life and Death by Kagato · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is pretty much it for Steve Ballmer. They are playing a catch-up game with Apple (and others). They have had so many things just fizzle while he's been at the helm. Vista, Zune, Mobile, "Slates". It's obvious he's a business guy and not the forward thinking visionary the company needs. There's been a lot of Wallstreet chatter that Steve Ballmer's time to turn things around is very short.

    1. Re:Steve Ballmer - Life and Death by captainClassLoader · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Steve Ballmer == John Sculley. In a world parallel to Apple's in 1993 , once Bill Gates is done financing the eradication of malaria, he shows up at MS headquarters to hand Steve Ballmer a bunch of cardboard boxes and a Sharpie, and tells him to pack his office.

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  33. SSDD by overshoot · · Score: 1

    Translation: "Stop buying iPads until we come out with something, or at least until we can get enough press saying that they're not cool any more."

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  34. I Thought Microsoft Tried This Already ... by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall a device that Microsoft had announced that acted as a sort of courier between the user and the internet by couriering data back and forth. You could even send courrier electronique ... sorry, what's the English for that? Ah, yes, e-mail. Say you worked for a package company and you had to act as a courier for packages, well then this device might have helped you. But I'll guess we'll never be able to gauge the couriering possibilities of said device.

    I just wish I could remember what that hyped device that never saw the light of day was called. I think it was called "The Tablet That Couldn't Slow Down."

    Ah, now those were the days when Microsoft's future was a bright and promising vista.

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  35. Riddle me this by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    So, why hasn't the board ousted Ballmer yet?

    1. Re:Riddle me this by wickerprints · · Score: 1

      There are a number of possibilities but I think the top two reasons are that the board is either (1) unable to find a replacement who can do better, or (2) unwilling to risk what little competence Ballmer has for someone who is untested.

      Ballmer is a delusional jackass. He knows nothing about innovation because Microsoft's modus operandi for nearly all of its existence has been to let other entities do the innovation, then buy them up, or copy them, or intimidate them into submission. I mean, just look at the guy--wheezing, red-faced, and full of fat. That describes Microsoft just as well as it describes him.

      The saddest part of it all is that back in the 90s, I wanted Microsoft to fail. I hated their anti-competitiveness, their belligerence and arrogance. I still do. But now that anger has been largely replaced by pity. I see them as pathetic, a technology dinosaur on a long, slow decline toward irrelevance, as other companies have taken over as the driving force in the tech sector. And I find myself in the rather uncomfortable position of wishing they would WAKE THE FUCK UP so that they (1) don't bring down everyone else, and/or (2) prevent some other company--Apple or Google, for instance--from becoming the very same monster they once were.

      They are very much stuck in that bygone era, and the mentality that goes with it. We saw this with Zune, and Kin, and we will see it again with their tablet effort. It's not just that they are playing follow the leader, it's also that they can't even make a good copy. In other words: too little, too late, but most importantly, too lame.

  36. MS playing catchup by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

    as (almost) always.

  37. A range of products by fermion · · Score: 1
    So like Windows 7 they will put out several SKUs, the affordable one so gutted to not be useful, the useful one so expensive that no one can afford it. The hardware vendors will have to use components that fall off the back of trucks to make the product affordable. Because several OEM makes the products, there is an illusion of no vendor lock in.

    Or they make the product themselves, like xBox, which might work, but then we are dealing with an operating system that may be tuned for MS corporate needs rather than user needs.

    MS is not able to compete at equal price point. A MS tablet will have to run under $300, which will mean much less hardware, or MS not charging $50-$100 for the OS.

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    1. Re:A range of products by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Yep. Simply put Apple is winning because they don't have a "range of tablet formats". The have precisely 1 at the moment. And it works exceedingly well with their mobile phone format. Anyone wanna bet that MS's tablet shares more resemblance to Win7 than WinMo? There have been dozens of Windows tablets over the past decade. None succeeded because all tried to be PCs.

      I'm not an Apple fanboy. I have an old iPhone 3G (not 3Gs) that will go the way of the Do-Do in 4 months when my AT&T contract expires. I don't own an iPad. I -do- own Windows PCs. It is simply clear that MS still doesn't "get it".

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  38. Re:Sigh by Scrameustache · · Score: 1, Funny

    When will people finally realize that Apple doesn't have huge sales thanks to any miraculous quality or innovation, but thanks to sheep-like following and buy-everything-they-make attitude of their fans?

    You misspelled "Microsoft". How's you Zune, btw? Did you squirt anything good lately?

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  39. Wrong by overshoot · · Score: 1

    The last thing Ballmer needs is for Apple to define another market that Microsoft doesn't control.

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    1. Re:Wrong by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      Clearly a correct assessment, however Apple already HAS defined this one. Only a brand new innovation and not a year late catch-up will pull them ahead of the market defining product.

  40. Innovation by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know it's become a cliche joke over the years but I find it amusing when a company will casually and regularly throw around the term "innovation" when they rarely are anything approaching innovative. Microsoft has become the poster-child of this movement. When was the last time that Microsoft lead the way into a new market segment? When was the last time that Microsoft truly innovated rather than following someone else's lead? I realize they've watched Apple leap into the tablet market with huge success only to recognize "I want me some of that!" but, seriously, could they have not done it themselves, years ago? They have the money to invest in R they have the brainpower to put together good stuff. But, their corporate culture (which has been discussed, ad naseum, here) absolutely stifles innovation. They have become a corporation that follows rather than leads. They have two markets (desktop OS and office suite software) where they established a lead and are going to be very slow to relinquish their leadership position but, in virtually every other market, they seem intent on watching what others do and follow the successful ones, after the fact.

    It really is a shame because I'm sure, if their braintrust was let loose to create without the petty corporate politics getting in the way, they could probably make some really cool shit but, until their corporate culture is slaughtered and replaced with a new one (in other words, Ballmer is replaced...), they seem intent on remaining a me-too company.

    1. Re:Innovation by Clubbah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be fair, their Visual Studio/.NET offering is really hot for PC-Clones. If only they weren't so bull-headed and ported it to *nix, they would probably dominate the industry. I understand they considered the idea of porting but abandoned it. I believe if VS was able to write Android apps, they would have already wiggled their way into mobile.

    2. Re:Innovation by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Interesting

      seriously, could they have not done it themselves, years ago?

      Seriously: No. Microsoft can't make something like an iPad because it goes against their way of life. They are trying to make products that will deliver what their corporate allies want, not what consumers want, and that's why they can make a Zune to squirt things at you but they can't make an iPhone.

      Apple fights its corporate partners to give its users the DRM-less files they want, Mircrosoft fights its users to give its corporate partners the "this file will autodestruct" DRM they want. It's an antithetic mindset.

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    3. Re:Innovation by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      When was the last time that Microsoft truly innovated rather than following someone else's lead?

      Never.

      When was the last time Michael Jackson released a Country Western album? Also never.

      That isn't what these examples do, and yet they are decidedly successful.

      They have become a corporation that follows rather than leads.

      This is a fantasy. Microsoft has always been a corporation that seizes someone else's idea and does it better, faster, cheaper than they ever dreamed of doing. They 'follow' by definition, so they can spot the ideas worth stealing.

      The odd thing is, their intellectual theft has genuinely made the world a better place. Striking, but there it is.

    4. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* it's going to take more than swapping Ray Ozzie for Steve Balmer, just ask Apple how many corporate culture CEOs then tech culture CEO and back again they suffered in the 90's? and how did the company fair? It' takes massive turnover and an infusion of passion plus a bit of timing and luck to turn a company around. Perhaps even a proportional amount of each... and Microsoft is a much bigger beast than Apple ever was.

      Microsoft needs a leader with a passion for making good stuff and the balls to kill product lines like say Windows. Mac OS 7 was really the end of the series for Apple. Sure they released 8 & 9 but they were really 7. Maybe this is why M$ named it Windows 7. They know it has to die for the company to rebuild

    5. Re:Innovation by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

        That's interesting, because I've been talking this idea up forever. Taking over full support of the Mono platform would ingrain .NET development into so many platforms that MS would have a massive link between developer culture, operational congruency, good will, and several other perceptions that I cannot imagine a good reason for keeping .NET a MS-only platform. Just bad reasons, like manager stubbornness, ROI-only-based accounting, and hubris.

        Ironically, I remember when .NET was first released, competing with Java for a run-on-everything multi-language framework. It's now a painful reminder that MS cannot seem to shed their chains of pride and interact with the rest of the larger computing market.

        For example, even their web proposal (IE/Silverlight) cannot compete with the likes of Chrome, where Google doesn't care what platform it runs on, just that they're a presence in the space. IE on anything but Windows? I doubt it, and this means it'll simply be a corporate layer or noob-home-user default, like today.

      Instead of integrating and offering ideas to available platforms, MS buys/builds their own space and competes in it, then wonders why it's so damn expensive to start such ideas (Xbox, for example).

    6. Re:Innovation by nomadic · · Score: 1

      This is a fantasy. Microsoft has always been a corporation that seizes someone else's idea and does it better, faster, cheaper than they ever dreamed of doing. They 'follow' by definition, so they can spot the ideas worth stealing.

      That's Apple's process, too. Except the cheaper part.

    7. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine if Microsoft had google's 20% perk. People there might actually work on and release useful stuff, instead of it all being buried. I have seen a lot of cool stuff from their research dept, but it never makes the light of day.

      On the other hand, the Windows 7 approach is a way to make sure their tablets are destined to fail. I had a Sony Type P laptop, and the reason it sucked was Windows. Windows 7 doesn't belong on a 1GHz chip, or anything with less than several gigs of ram. It requires power-hungry intel chips, and will kill the battery in no time. The applications don't respond well if you change the font size to make them readable on a small screen, and aren't designed for touch input anyway.

    8. Re:Innovation by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      s/genuinely/arguably

      Unless you work for McAfee or Symantec.

    9. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has already tried to do tablet years ago and failed miserably, quite simply because they shoved the standard windows operating system into it, the only input devices that work well with windows (and standard desktop operating systems) is the keyboard and pointing device be it mouse or trackpad. the only reason they did this was because they refused to make a new operating system, and break the tremendous weight of backward compatibility that holds their monopoly together and burdens the company at the same time.

    10. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's become a cliche joke over the years but I find it amusing when a company will casually and regularly throw around the term "innovation" when they rarely are anything approaching innovative.

      Those that can, do.

    11. Re:Innovation by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Without their trickery, we'd not have cheap PC's. At least not as soon as we did. And without PC's in the home, the internet would still be in its infancy, etc.

    12. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time that Microsoft lead the way into a new market segment? When was the last time that Microsoft truly innovated rather than following someone else's lead?

      Microsoft Bob?

      Seriously, the only thing they may have been innovative with is buying the government so that they can get away with being a monopoly.

    13. Re:Innovation by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You couldn't be more wrong. First of all, we had cheap home computers well before Microsoft became dominant. Back in those days, the operating system was one of the least expensive parts of the computer, now it is usually the most expensive part of a new computer.

      If Microsoft didn't exist, the computing environment would probably be much more diverse. Apple survived, but imagine if Commodore/Amiga, Atari, Texas Instruments and the Sinclair line of computers had matured?

      The internet would have existed just fine. In fact, it would probably be better off if Microsoft's semi-standards compliant browsers hadn't had huge market share.

    14. Re:Innovation by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      First of all, we had cheap home computers well before Microsoft became dominant.

      Bullshit. 'Back then' a 'cheap' home computer cost as much as a small car! The concept of moving them in mass quantity to the consumer drove the cost down.

      ...now it is usually the most expensive part of a new computer

      Sorry, wrong again. 'Zero dollars' is hardly the 'most expensive' anything. You specifically said new computers, and we're talking about Windows here. It comes with it, largely gratis. Particularly so with all the crapware loaded, too.

      If Microsoft didn't exist, the computing environment would probably be much more diverse.

      Maybe, maybe not. If everything had went Apple's way, there would be a lot fewer of the things, due to cost alone. Without MS in the picture, nothing at all is clear.

      In fact, it would probably be better off if Microsoft's semi-standards compliant browsers hadn't had huge market share.

      Without the PC explosion, for which I'm giving MS most of the credit, it would have probably been cleaner, yes. And all the thousands of university students with limited access to it would have likely appreciated it. Millions and millions of humans who would likewise not have PC's in their homes, not so much, due to not being connected to it at all.

    15. Re:Innovation by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Without the PC explosion, for which I'm giving MS most of the credit,

      And if reality gives IBM most of the credit?

    16. Re:Innovation by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      IBM started it, but MS stole it and made it better, which brings us back to the original thesis.

    17. Re:Innovation by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Made it better in what way? Without IBM's imprimatur on the PC, the architecture would never have taken off.

    18. Re:Innovation by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      MS-Dos, Windows, etc. The vision to actually get the masses using the hardware.

    19. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only they weren't so bull-headed and ported it to *nix, they would probably dominate the industry.

      PROTIP: All of Microsoft's non-Windows offerings only exist to keep you locked in to Windows, and to a slightly lesser degree, Office.

    20. Re:Innovation by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      The odd thing is, their intellectual theft has genuinely made the world a better place. Striking, but there it is.

      Without their intellectual theft (and a healthy dose of 'must-destroy-all-threats-to-Windows' mentality), we'd have had perfectly viable tablet computing for twenty years already, instead of ten years of Microsoft Fail before the iPad appeared to finally deliver it.

      I wonder how many other competitors, products, and technologies that we don't know about, were were considered threats to Windows and killed by Microsoft during the height of their pre-antitrust, abusive monopoly power...

      ~Philly

    21. Re:Innovation by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft had never existed, then IBM would not have been able to get someone else to write the operating system? Color me skeptical.

    22. Re:Innovation by Bryan+K.+Feir · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Explorer_for_UNIX

      Back in 1997, Microsoft did have Internet Explorer for UNIX versions, particularly Solaris on the SPARC processor, and HP-UX on the MIPS processor. It never went beyond IE5, and development pretty much ended in 2001. It's worth noting that there was never a Linux version, and there was never a Solaris/x86 version, either: Microsoft's entire reason for IE for Unix was to get a foothold in places where Netscape was the only option at the time, and they didn't want to support any systems that were actually directly competing with Windows. And, of course, it couldn't run ActiveX.

      As a result, when Netscape finally fell over (due as much to their own mismanagement as anything Microsoft did), Microsoft dropped the whole idea.

  41. Way way too late Ballmer by McNihil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Way way too late Ballmer... Hint: for Microsoft to succeed in the new iPad space the wow factor needs to be so much higher to make an impact on the already infatuated crowd. Any investor and board member should just kick him out. Ballmer is not on top of things and will NEVER... I repeat NEVER be on top of things. Even Gates wasn't fully on top of things BUT he was at least in the same ballpark.

    1. Re:Way way too late Ballmer by John+Whitley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even Gates wasn't fully on top of things BUT he was at least in the same ballpark.

      Note that MS under Gates' watch had successful (and ruthless) business practices to make sure that MS made heaping tons of money, even without being a major market innovator. It was often easier to let others innovate, then use a combination of financial might, second-mover advantage, and sometimes a bit 'o market leverage to move in and take over.

      I'm frankly a bit shocked at how much this news item echoes Ballmer's earlier pathetic whinging about iPod and then iPhone. It's unacceptable that a major corporate CEO should sound like such a broken record when the message being repeated is "failure!"

    2. Re:Way way too late Ballmer by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Microsofts luck always that the others did not have mass market exposure, even Bill Gates at the helm would not be more successful.
      The difference between Microsoft ca. 1990-1995 and Microsoft today is, back then they copied apple and most people did not know it. This time they trail Apple and literally everyone has been exposed to the original.

  42. Don't copy, innovate! by AaronLS · · Score: 1

    This is the problem with MS. They see another company become successful and decide to copy them, and they do it in a rush so it is never as good as the competing product. That's like a standup comic following another comic's routine by doing the same routine. They need to instead do something innovative that meets a yet to be met need.

  43. to mr. ballmer by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 1

    if you'd stop trying to re-invent the wheel you'd see there's plenty of upcoming windows 7 tablets on their way

    such as this splendid exo pc tablet
    http://www.exopc.com/en/index.php

    --
    If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. - Will Kommen
    1. Re:to mr. ballmer by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      upcoming windows 7 tablets on their way

      such as this splendid exo pc tablet

      Pricing is set at $599 when it launches in March - gizmodo, Jan 31, 2010
      The Slate is penciled in for a September release - gizmag, May 25, 2010

      So, it's a heavier, bulkier iPad clone, with less battery life, that is ALSO vaporware?

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:to mr. ballmer by guidryp · · Score: 1

      "such as this splendid exo pc tablet"

      Seriously? Exo PC? I hope these guys didn't invest much of their own money trying to get a company off the ground with it's first product being a windows tablet.

      Windows Tablets are going to get a small part of the market and then these guys will get a negligible part of that market because the vast majority are going to get an ASUS or some other recognizable brand if they buy a windows tablet.

    3. Re:to mr. ballmer by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 1

      well i dont know what will be the actual key factor on the pc tablet market.

      do you think weight will really tip the balance when pitted against the ability to have a complete os that lets you do whatever you want ?

      battery doesnt worry me, in my own mind, its pretty much an accepted fact that you should recharge your toy every day once your done using it. do i really need it to give 1 week of use ? perhaps, im not sure.

      but the one thing that it is not is vaporware, its coming.

      in other news, you have the coolest name, that was one cool comic book.

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      If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. - Will Kommen
    4. Re:to mr. ballmer by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      do you think weight will really tip the balance when pitted against the ability to have a complete os that lets you do whatever you want ?

      It's a convenience device, less is more. If I want a computer that can do everything a computer can do, I'm willing to have stay put and to sit down where it is. If I want a tablet I want it to be as light as possible and to need as little discipline in battery management as possible. I don't need to worry about plugging it in at night, I got enough worries. And I want that thing to fit in my cargo pants, there's room, but if it's too heavy it won't do.
      Convenience, not raw computing power. If it does a few things really well, it's better than doing many things so-so.

      in other news, you have the coolest name, that was one cool comic book.

      Coincidentally, I think what made that comic so awesome was all the cool gear he had. I want that helmet. I want that belt. And I think that "cool gear you want" is the secret of good sci-fi.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

  44. Problem: iPad market is "Apple gadget fanbois" by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    I don’t see much of a “Microsoft gadget fanboi” market. People buy Microsoft because of a combination of (a) they don’t know better (b) it’s cheaper than Apple (c) it’s easier than the cheaper but less-supported alternatives. They won’t drop $hundreds on a shiny gadget that duplicates the functionality of their existing computers.

    --
    Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    1. Re:Problem: iPad market is "Apple gadget fanbois" by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, there's always the XBox.

      Microsoft has matured. They make their money selling Windows and Office and that's about it. They are as interesting as Cisco or Oracle. They make lots of money and employ a lot of people, but their corporate culture isn't very alluring to creative, young, developers and users.

      Google, a search & advertising company, has created a more successful mobile operating system than Microsoft. How pathetic is that?

  45. How many mobile web browsers before iphone? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Plenty.

    How many were usable? Zero. None. Nada. Zilch.

    Today only Android's come close, it's almost as good but last time I tried the iPhone still had an edge.

    Now if you don't see how that made a difference, well, ...

    1. Re:How many mobile web browsers before iphone? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Plenty.

      How many were usable? Zero. None. Nada. Zilch.

      Today only Android's come close, it's almost as good but last time I tried the iPhone still had an edge.

      Now if you don't see how that made a difference, well, ...

      Are you purporting that I cannot 'use' my Blackberry to surf the web?

    2. Re:How many mobile web browsers before iphone? by Arcady13 · · Score: 1

      You can use a blackberry to surf the web. It works almost as well as using a 286 running Windows 3, but shows slightly less content.

    3. Re:How many mobile web browsers before iphone? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty weak argument. Parent said that 'zero' usability existed. You're saying something like 'ancient' usability exists. You're arguing my point, not his.

      That, and it wasn't very funny to boot.

    4. Re:How many mobile web browsers before iphone? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1

      I am reading (and responding) to this on a Nokia E90, and it sure seems pretty usable... the screen is 800x352 and it has a decent keyboard. Actually it has two browsers; the default Nokia one and Opera.

      GPS, wifi, bluetooth, decent camera... it's a nice little unit.

    5. Re:How many mobile web browsers before iphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd disagree and say MicroB on the Nokia internet tablets was the bleeding edge, and debuted around the same time as the original iphone.

  46. As usual by Beer_Smurf · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Don't worry, we will copy Apple like we always have."

  47. Re:Sigh by shadowrat · · Score: 1

    Apple products sell because they are Magical. Quit trying to analyze the magic with your logic.

  48. Microsoft *is* an innovator in this area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fairness, Microsoft has been pushing "slate" and "touchscreen" products for many years, and (with their hardware partners) delivered somewhat similar products that were available long before the iPad was. Windows has been touchscreen enabled for ages, and there were/are plenty of convertible laptop/touchscreen devices with Windows on them. They went by the name "Tablet PC" and we were told since before 2000 that they were the wave of the future.

    The problem is, these products were expensive and they sucked. The iPad is only one of those ;-)

    What should really be bothering Ballmer about the iPad isn't that they haven't been working on something similar, but that Microsoft has been working on similar things for sooooo long, and yet Apple still did a better job of it with the first product. Some of this can be ascribed to substantial hardware improvements in the interim, which aren't Microsoft's issue. The rest of it can be attributed to Microsoft's perennial problem of trying to make user interfaces too much like the "MS Windows you already know" rather than something new (the same problem with Windows Mobile). Rather than "sleeping at the switch" they've been throwing the switch over and over again, but Nothing Happens. I'd be rather annoyed too.

  49. RIP Courier by YodaToad · · Score: 1

    Now if only they hadn't killed off the one product I was actually looking forward to as a viable alternative to my iPad.

  50. Here's why I bought an iPad by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    I don't use any proprietary software ... Except the iPad. I really didn't want to buy one. But. I tried one. It fucking rocks.

    10h use time on battery. Nothing beats that.

    Nice, solid design. No dodgy plastic.

    Display quality is amazing. Photos look better than in print.

    Touch screen works amazingly well.

    $500. Competitors you can't even buy yet are the same price or more expensive. Which brings me to my last point ...

    There is no competition at this time. There is nothing you can buy right now that does the same things I can do with this.

    Written from my ipad while waiting for a plane at the airport. And let me add that I fucking hate the apple app store / itunes bullshit.

    1. Re:Here's why I bought an iPad by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Finally... Someone who gets it.

      He may not like Apple, he might not like Apple's marketing or sales channel, but he also can't deny that what Apple provides works, it is unique and, most important, is the best at providing the functionality needed.

      --
      That is all.
  51. A derivative of Windows 7? by webdog314 · · Score: 1

    Good grief, when will Microsoft learn that fragmenting your own market is NOT a good thing. How many flavors of windows-based OS do we have floating out there now? Yes, by all means, let's introduce yet ANOTHER crippled variation to piss off and confuse our customers.

    Hey Balmer, you want to know Apple's secret? Simple. No, that's it. They keep their product line simple enough that you can grasp it intuitively at a single glance. Basically they have OSX and iOS, and lots of fun, productive, well designed gizmos to run them.

  52. MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ballmer seems incapable of directing his company to do anything innovative. It's like he only sees a product category as valid when it's already been defined by someone else.

    Apple defined a new category of tablet device with the iPad. Now Ballmer has MS chasing after it madly. But meanwhile, he's killed innovative new products like Courier. Apparently what he wants is to create something that's essentially a clone of whatever Apple's come up with, rather than a genuinely new kind of product.

    This has been the Microsoft curse for decades, going back to the creation of Windows as a Macintosh knockoff. Yes, I know Apple didn't invent the GUI concepts used in Macintosh -- but they were the first to successfully make them into a commercial product. And MS wasn't interested until they saw that Apple was doing it.

    1. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And MS wasn't interested until they saw that Apple was doing it.

      Monkeyboy see, Monkeyboy do. Dance, Monkeyboy, dance.

    2. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by MikeV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While sad, it's been a smart business tactic for Microsoft. Let someone else take the risk first and do the legwork, then if it works out, bomb the market with a copy - albeit usually inferior, but often much cheaper. Nearly, if not actually, everything Microsoft has comes to being that way. Sometimes it bombs, most times it succeeds with Microsoft laughing all the way to the bank, even tho their consumers end up often wishing they spent a little extra and bought Apple. Apple is about creating neat and new stuffs. Microsoft is about copying and leeching off anything that appears to be making money in the market. All IMHO, of course.

    3. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You say it like it's a bad thing. It is called the 'fast follower' strategy. Have someone else do the legwork, jump in while the market is still hot (and the margins are great) and get out when the market has matured and it's a race to the bottom (lowest price).

      --
      I call it 'The Aristocrats'
    4. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by kabloom · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wouldn't that be a brilliant example of what patents are meant for? When someone like Apple invents a successful computing paradigm (e.g. the desktop interface, or tablet computers), they can patent it and prevent Microsoft from ripping off their paradigm, profits, and market share?

    5. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ballmer seems incapable of directing his company to do anything innovative. It's like he only sees a product category as valid when it's already been defined by someone else.

      Apple defined a new category of tablet device with the iPad. Now Ballmer has MS chasing after it madly. But meanwhile, he's killed innovative new products like Courier. Apparently what he wants is to create something that's essentially a clone of whatever Apple's come up with, rather than a genuinely new kind of product.

      This has been the Microsoft curse for decades, going back to the creation of Windows as a Macintosh knockoff. Yes, I know Apple didn't invent the GUI concepts used in Macintosh -- but they were the first to successfully make them into a commercial product. And MS wasn't interested until they saw that Apple was doing it.

      You sir are most incorrect. Both Apple and Microsoft got introduced to the GUI and XeroX parl labs and developed there GUI's at the same time. Apple just got there out foirst. The BOTH ripped of XeroX.

    6. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Apple is a perfect example of innovation not being stifled by "counterfeits."

      Despite Microsoft copying the Mac OS, the mouse, the 3.5" floppy, the no-floppy. Apple continued to innovate. The Newton, the first portable Mac, the iPods/iTunes, iPhone and now the iPad...

      So does this throw away the argument onto which our copyright laws are based? That is innovation and creativity is sufficient for success regardless of copycats. Otherwise, Microsoft should not be allowed to exist.

      --
      Views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of the author.
    7. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      I've heard this before so will put it up here again, MS is not an innovation company, they are a marketing company

      Gates bought QDOS (Quick and Dirty Operating System), relabeled to MSDOS, that got him in the game. He copied the Mac GUI to get his first Windows product out. Since, MS is always buying out some smaller developer to get some product they want, or stealing ideas from other successful companies.

      To date, MS has never come up with any form of innovation at all. All their products are copies of other successfully produced products. XBox came after Nintendo & PS3. Zune came after iPod.

      They even want to copy the Linux/Unix security model of Super/User permissions system, but this system involves completely redesigning windows from the ground up to achieve, which may be too expensive and/or difficult for them to pull off. Additionally this security model would make Windows too difficult and confusing for their target user base to use.

      The only innovation MS can claim is a desktop system that is so easy to use that a complete moron can use it. That and their other legacy is producing an OS that is so easy to compromise that children can do it. Viruses, malware, botnets all target all the windows operating systems because their just such easy targets to hack into. Low hanging fruit ...

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      "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself." Mark Twain
    8. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Uh yes Apple did invent the GUI concepts in the Mac - do some search.

    9. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I've heard this before so will put it up here again, MS is not an innovation company, they are a marketing company
      Br So's Apple. Apple is probably the most successful marketer around, but they've never really innovated. They copied the GUI and mouse off of Xerox, the PC off anyone of a number of DIY kits that had existed before the Apple I, and several generations of smartphones and mp3 players were produced before Apple stepped into the ring, adding nothing unique.

    10. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by timeOday · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's what Apple did with the iPod and the iPhone: they were far from first-to-market with either an mp3 player or a smartphone, they waited until those segments were getting ripe, then swooped in with the right product at the right time and capitalized bigtime.

    11. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      It really wouldn't be a good example. For despite what MikeV said Apple is not "about creating neat and new stuffs". They were not the first with desktop interfaces, mp3 players or tablet computers. They are however good at taking other's ideas and creating a relatively solid and usually quite stylish product. They are also extremely good at marketing - their customers feel that they are getting a cool product, not just one which does what they'd like to do. (You can see how big the influence of their advertising is when comparing their market share in US and elsewhere in the world.)

      That's by no means a slam, because there is a lot of value in implementing a good idea well, prototypes may be more innovative but they are usually not so nice to use. I'm not a fan of their products since I prefer more control over the equipment I own, but they raise expectations about the user interface and we all profit from that.

    12. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't define the tablet either, personally I think the only reason Apple rushed the iPAD out (don't forget the iPhone started as a tablet) was because the Cruncpad (now called the JooJoo) was earmarked for production and may steal Apples opportunity in the lime light.

    13. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Ballmer seems incapable of directing his company to do anything innovative

      Hmm. What does that remind me of?

      Melkor spent his spirit in envy and hate, until at last he could make nothing save in mockery of the thought of others, and all their works he destroyed if he could

      --
      It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
      Be yourself no matter what they say
    14. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Ballmer seems incapable of directing his company to do anything innovative. It's like he only sees a product category as valid when it's already been defined by someone else.

      Apple defined a new category of tablet device with the iPad. Now Ballmer has MS chasing after it madly...

      Ya know, I have a TON of Microsoft idiocy and horror stories I can relate, but in this case, I hate to say it, but if these actions by Microsoft are deliberate, then they may be very smart choices.

      Microsoft has (especially recently) copied the success, look and feel and/or ideas of others to be a late entry into a marketplace (or to try to re-enter one in a "rebranded" way). This allows them to sit back and let someone else establish a market, determine if there is a market, and test to see what works and what doesnt (interface wise, functionality wise, marketing wise, and so on). Then, Microsoft can leverage their customer base/os base/whatever to enter that market leaning on the experiences of others to hopefully prevent them from making similar mistakes to the competition or to help them avoid entering into (or trying to create) a dead market.

      In some cases, there has been some success (xBox/xBox 360, or their gaming acquisitions after the companies proved they were writing things people wanted). In others (Kin, Zune, WinMo), they took the wrong lessons from the game and lost or barely made it anywhere.

      Simple fact is, any company like Microsoft is about making money. NOT about innovation (unless it means making money). Regardless, as they have done in the past, they can always claim anything they release (copycatted or not) is an "innovation" (even if it wasnt theirs).

      There are many product lines that are very very profitable that have not had any innovation in years (or decades?) but keep getting more profitable. For instance, ask Exxon. Businesses are (usually - or most often) in business to make money - innovation is simply a by-product of that or an "as needed, and only when needed or when it will not affect our profits negatively"

    15. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by ignavus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While sad, it's been a smart business tactic for Microsoft. Let someone else take the risk first and do the legwork, then if it works out, bomb the market with a copy - albeit usually inferior, but often much cheaper.

      Except ... MS is no longer the low end either. I have just purchased a cheap tablet - 1/3 the price of an iPad. It runs Android. There are plenty of Android tablets, and more and more coming out all the time. And MS do not have much of an advantage in the ARM-based tablet market where Android operates, because Windows cannot rely on existing MS and third-party PC apps working on ARM: they don't. Microsoft would have to create an application landscape from scratch, with Apple and Android already established.

      Personally, I think MS are no more likely to win here than they did with the Zune.

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      I am anarch of all I survey.
    16. Re:MS: Always imitating, rarely innovating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been following tech since the days of DOS and I have to say, Ballmer is the BIGGEST fucking douche around. He has absolutely NO IDEA how to run a company. Why can't he come up with something original for once. Why does Microshaft always have to copy? Are they that fucking lazy up in Redmond? Yeah I'm a converted Apple fanboi...get over it..

  53. OS, Office and Sever were already there by frog_strat · · Score: 1

    when Balmer took the helm. Imagine having billions at your disposal, having several chances, and still not being able to come up with a viable business. If the culture at MS could be changed, there are more than enough bright people there to turn their ship around. I wouldn't mind seeing the ship turn around, as long as the execs had to walk the plank.

  54. Nobody sleeping? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    "r. 'It is job one urgency around here. Nobody is sleeping at the switch. And so we are working with those partners, not just to deliver something, but to deliver products that people really want to go buy.'"

    If nobody were sleeping at the switch, MS would have had its answer out before or at the same time as the iPad. The fact that they have to scurry to catch up indicates strongly that they were completely blindsided.

  55. anyone have any idea of Win7 tablet footprint? by alen · · Score: 1

    for all it's short comings iOS is less than 1GB in size. i think 4 is around 500MB or so on my iPhone 3GS. Windows 7 is 20GB or so on my desktops and laptops but most of that is drivers. even if MS shrinks it to 4GB, that's still a huge footprint for a 32GB device. i bet a lot of people will be angry buying a Win7 tablet only to find out that 10% of their storage is taken up by the OS.

    Apple knows the market for all their products. few years ago there was a story how Ballmer was pissed off that most of the Wall Street analysts at some investment conference he was speaking at had MacBook Pro's. these are the same people that spend 10 hours on a plane to China for investment research. this is why Apple is so fanatical about battery life.

    MS had potential with WIndows CE and Pocket PC but they didn't concentrate on usability and let the platform stagnate and their partners cheapen the brand by releasing crappy hardware

    1. Re:anyone have any idea of Win7 tablet footprint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but you can't derive any accurate value for the size of the tablet OS based on the Desktop one. The desktop one is EVERYTHING, drivers you don't need, never will, and are just there because...somebody will need it. Or other services you don't need...but somebody might.

      So Microsoft leaves it in, because the value of storage space is so low to make the avoidance of complaints far less of a problem.

      For a Tablet...they could prune things down considerably, if it was worth it for them. Even adding compression would cut down the storage size, without necessarily imposing a problem for users.

    2. Re:anyone have any idea of Win7 tablet footprint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CE and company was brought in to being for 1one reason, and one reason only.

      To destroy Palm.

      Palm was /the/ player when handheld computing really took off. Microsoft recognized this and spent a ridiculous amount of effort to dilute their market. Microsoft pursued their goals with their time-honored tools of deep pockets and leveraging windows+office, offering a level of compatibility with desktops that palm could never offer.

      The moment it was clear that Palm was over, CE, now called windows mobile, sharply stagnated. Palm never survived the inevitable transition to PDA+music/video+phone devices, now called smartphones.

      Winmo existed essentially unchanged for five or six years.. Until the iphone came out. Now they're desperately trying to retool it deal with the iphone and ipad software that is know called iOS.

      It won't work.

      The landscape has changed. We're no longer tied to boat anchor PCs to get data on to our devices. They have their own connectivity and our data comes directly a platform agnostic network called the internet. CE is a lock in tool that no longer has anything to lock.

  56. LOL, fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The iPad is fantastic for couch surfing. Watching TV, "Who's that actor?", grab the iPad, turn it on, hit the web browser, type the name--instant gratification. I can just see how well this is going to work with Windows 7...turn it on, wait, wait, MSpad wants to download update KB8675390, wait, reboot, wait, wait, dismiss the notification about unused desktop items, let the virus checker load an update, wait wait, wait, dismiss notification about network drives that couldn't be reconnected, wait, start web browser, wait, wait, wait....

    Yeah, I really want the overhead of a major OS like Windows on my pad. Tards.

    1. Re:LOL, fail by grub · · Score: 1

      Not just looking up actors' names.

      We picked up a new shelf for our home theatre equipment. I unhooked the receiver and realized I couldn't find the manual for the various things. Google'd the receiver model and *poof*, there was the PDF from Pioneer's website on the iPad. No printing or waiting for my laptop to boot up, it was just there. Brought it with me behind the rack and all is well.

      I'm convinced that most of the people who poo-poo the iPad have never tried one OR are in the Apple haters camp and would never buy one in the first place.

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  57. Tablet market is overcrowded, MS is misguided by tacktick · · Score: 1

    There are already many tablets out there.. a few successes and many failures.

    Tablets come between smartphones and laptops. So we have our phones which have the apps and webbrowsing/email/texting/navigation so we dont need a tablet for that. And we have our laptops for working/gaming.
    What would I need a tablet for? Games? Have those on my Android phone and my laptop. Reading books? Sorry not sold on holding a heavier tablet for that purpose. If I want to read books electronically I would buy the new cheap kindle that just came out that is easy on the eyes and lasts for a month on its battery.

    Apple used their fan following and marketing muscle to convince people they need another device around. They did it right and saturated the market.
    If Microsoft thinks this means that everyone wants tablets now and are focusing their time and money on developing one, then they are very misguided.

  58. Well, there is that. by overshoot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Clearly a correct assessment, however Apple already HAS defined this one.

    But that's what Microsoft doesn't want. The thought process hangs up there.

    Have you ever had much interaction with two-year-olds?

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    1. Re:Well, there is that. by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      Again, no argument. What Microsoft needs, and badly, is a Jobs-like figure who can take the company from a knee-jerk response style to an industry leading innovator. Until MS can reinvent its image to be hip, they will be stuck as "those guys who keep re-releasing Office every year".

  59. Re:Sigh by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because millions of people lined up to buy the Kin last month because they were such big Microsoft fans. Or the Zune, since you mention it. ... no. Sorry, your statement makes absolutely no sense. No sober person could manage a rational defense of it.

  60. I feel bad for the guy by Reginald2 · · Score: 1

    I mean honestly isn't this a little sad? OTOH maybe he is just trying to placate shareholders. MS is ubiquitous in the workplace and I'm sure that represents a fair amount of money. Once you've achieved world domination, what more is there?

    I say, let the yuppies play with this little do-dad over the weekend. You know Monday morning they're coming back home to momma.

    Seems like the same old story to me: Apple is a music store and Microsoft sells hardware.

  61. Replace Ballmer by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    As we discussed earlier this week, it's time for Ballmer to move aside and let some new eyes bring some perspective to MS.

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  62. Urgency is not the answer by Altus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Urgency is not going to produce a quality product. According to Jobs the iPad was in development before the iPhone, they have been waiting for technology to catch up the the design. They have spent serious time and money on both hardware and software design.

    You don't turn around and make a high quality product in 6 months, sure you might already have the core of the OS ready to go, but to develop the UI and the applications and come up with a consistent user experience takes time and effort, lots of it. If MS rushes to release a tablet in 6 months it will not be good. It will not likely even be good enough. Sure the people who want to be different might buy it, much like they bought the zune, but making a quality, easy to use product does not happen overnight.

    My professional career has been spent creating high end, end user software with a specialization in user interface design and development. Most developers consider this to be something that gets tacked on at the end but it is not and the iPad (and any competitor to the iPad) is more about the UI than anything else and trust me, the UI matters more to most users than just about anything else.

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    1. Re:Urgency is not the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a tech writer I agree. I am forever saying to developers to please think about the UI because if the UI is hard to explain, it'll be hard to use.

      Dev: 'It's only three steps."
      Me: "No, it's eight steps in three phases and three of them are useless OK clicks that serve no function."
      Dev: "Our users are smart."

      The time to think about UI is at the start of a project, not the end. By the end of the project, all you can do is skin the product, and change the location of some buttons. Real important UI choices are in the technology and this has to be decided early on, as with the operations and procedures and consistency and the nomenclature. It's too late to rethink that at the end.

      Saab tested their dashboards by people having to wear gloves because that's what happens in winter. This explains why the knobs were the shape they were. Well, when GM bought Sabb guess what stopped among other things?

    2. Re:Urgency is not the answer by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      They don't need to create a quality product.
      They only need to commoditize the tablet market.
      Like they commoditized PC's in the 80's.

      This will effectively destroy Apple's position. And MS can go back to developing software.

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  63. Microsoft remains a one trick pony by Old97 · · Score: 1
    With the iPhone and the iPad Apple recognized that the GUI paradigm of the PC with it's keyboard and mouse wasn't going to work. They also recognized that a touch interface is very different and requires a different approach to the UI. They let go of their PC GUI paradigm and developed a new one. It's still in its early stages much like GUI's in the mid-1980's, so we aren't seeing the full potential of touch yet. However, developers will learn and the applications will get a whole lot slicker.

    This is similar to what Apple did with the GUI when they did the Mac. They saw it required a very different design approach from what most developers were used to with character mode UI's and they adapted to it. They are not afraid to leave what was comfortable and familiar and embrace a new paradigm.

    Contrast that approach to things with Microsoft's. They think they can do Windows on Pads and phones and keep everything similar to what they are comfortable with. When someone in Microsoft does try a new way, they don't seem to get very far. It's as if the entropy of the entire corporation drags them down. Until Microsoft is willing to leave Windows where it is and embrace something completely different, they won't be successful in new markets.

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  64. FIFY by mark72005 · · Score: 1

    Shocking news: Microsoft working on a project very similar to one developed by Apple a few years ago and which will already be several generations ahead of MSFT's poor facsimile by the time it hits the market.

  65. Ballmer: We need more FAIL by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    Keyboards, Mice and XBox aside, Microsoft should stay the hell out of the hardware business and focus on shoring up it's core apps as well as bringing those apps online to compete with Google.
    Actually... on second thought anything that aids or abets the demise of Microsoft is a good thing... RELEASE THE KINZABLET!

  66. Microsoft needs a new CEO by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me, or does Ballmer sound lame, cliched, mealy-mouthed, and unprepared? I've heard more original and substantive comments in post-game locker room interviews of sports figures. Ballmer seems to be trying hard to convince HIMSELF, (never mind his audience), of Microsoft's continued relevance. If this is the best effort he can muster, then he needs to step down, for the good of the company. On the other hand, maybe he should stay. Right now, Ballmer could be the best friend that FOSS has!

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    1. Re:Microsoft needs a new CEO by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Thing is, Microsoft is still making a ton of money and businesses that have dropped or are looking at dropping Windows/Office are still very much the exception rather than the rule. The only reason they're even looking at other products is because Wall Street demands growth rather than stagnancy.

  67. Re:Sigh by Duradin · · Score: 1

    Apple fanboys seem to be more of an invention of the haters than something that actually exists, at least here on /.. The only ones I've seen going on and on about the (lack of) merits of Apple are the haters using fictitious fanboys as a mouthpiece or strawman.

    "no matter what evidence or logic you present them with to counter their claims, you're always wrong." Hmm, seems to fit the Haters as well.

  68. staring him in the face by SkunkPussy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "In Microsoft's vision, slates will run a derivative of Windows 7."

    and therein lies the problem.

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    1. Re:staring him in the face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with Windows7 as an OS? I can see a definite market for a windows tablet. So far the ipad is just a giant phone, one which I have no interest in buying. But if someone could come out with a similar device hardware wise, but that runs a real OS that I can put the applications I need for work on it, I'd actually buy.

  69. Keep following Steve-o. by Chas · · Score: 1

    What a marvelous way to run the company into the ground.

    *External Success A*

    MUST FOLLOW! MUST FOLLOW! MUST FOLLOW!

    *External Success B*

    Abandon plan A! MUST FOLLOW! MUST FOLLOW! MUST FOLLOW!

    *External Success C*

    Abandon plan B! MUST FOLLOW!...

    You get the idea.

    So Microsoft becomes the a dog with it's nose permanently shoved up other people's asses.

    Great!

    Microsoft wasn't all that innovative before. But this is points out that the company has come to a dead stop on the innovation front.

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  70. Re:Sigh by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Given that I've never seen this attitude expressed anywhere but on slashdot, I'd have to say you're a lying, jealous piece of shit. Really. The vast majority of Apple customers just like stuff that works. They don't want to play with their hardware or replace their OS kernel. Apple has better brand loyalty than others in their markets because they have good integration and a good track record. Good products that work together. Bottom line.

  71. Jeebus Cristo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a time when Microsoft had a vision for where they were going. They knew what they wanted to accomplish, they wanted to bring computing to the masses and by and large they did. The problem with Microsoft at large and with Ballmer specifically is that they have no vision anymore. Ballmer is a "make stuff cheaper and sell more of it" guy not a visionary. He doesn't know or care about what comes next. That's why they keep following, not leading.

  72. You friendly Grammar Nazi by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    "found a formulae that works" is incorrect.

    It should either be "found a formula that works" or "found formulae that work".

    1. Re:You friendly Grammar Nazi by foobsr · · Score: 1

      You have to lower your expectations — in a world where (ordinary) people are not able to mentally calculate 6*8 (by accident I saw a TV-show giving examples), advertising is making heavy use of percentages (being sure that people do not have the faintest idea what '%' means) and 'geeks' constantly believe that empirical science can 'prove' something, how can you imagine that someone concerned about 'gadgets' will differentiate a Latin plural from a singular?

      CC.

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  73. Re:Sigh by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because millions of people lined up to buy the Kin last month because they were such big Microsoft fans. Or the Zune, since you mention it. ... no. Sorry, your statement makes absolutely no sense. No sober person could manage a rational defense of it.

    It's sad that you were born without the ability to understand sarcasm.

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  74. It's a mistake to clinch Windows. by el_jake · · Score: 1

    Windows is so last century... MS should, if they wan't to gain the market, create a new OS for mobile devices. Windows on mobile devices is a freaking joke.

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  75. Ms has already released many "tablets" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've used several Windows "tablets" over the years. Nothing says great product like using the same OS and removing the keyboard and mouse. If you don't think MS is going to do this again, you don't know MS. As a shareholder, it makes me sad. I think they need to stop trying to fight battles they are too ignorant to win.

  76. Follow the Leader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it funny how so many people hate on Apple and claim their products suck, meanwhile the companies they profess are so much greater are explicitly chasing Apple's tail and aping its products?

    I'm all for cheap knock-offs, and agree they can even be an improvement over the market leader. But the flagrant animosity for the exact same product just because it has an Apple logo while praising the knockoff? C'mon guys, your bias is a little too obvious.

  77. It's all about the user experience by Jozza+The+Wick · · Score: 1

    Microsoft can't compete. The iPad is a toy that you play with, and enjoy using. You don't buy one to be productive or get stuff done, you buy them cos they're awesome and fun to use. MS will never be able to match that...

  78. Easier said than done. by assertation · · Score: 1

    Easier said than done. I don't think Microsoft has successfully followed Apples lead in years. The best they have done is making mediocre second place stuff that has only done modestly well. I think Apple found a way to escape the MS Borg tactic of embrace and extend by being innovative with hardware.

  79. Didn't they try this before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought there had been several Microsoft tablets in the past. None of them ever sold. Just like there were Windows "smart" phones in the past that didn't generate a whole lot of interest. Microsoft continues to try and continues to fail whenever they go head-to-head against Apple. If Microsoft didn't already enjoy such a huge monopoly with Windows and control so much of the market, the Mac would probably take that from them as well. Actually if Macs were a lot more affordable I think Apple would sell a lot more of them. The last time I bought a laptop I really wanted a Macbook but the price was prohibitive. I bought a decent Windows laptop for less than half what I would spend on an entry-level Macbook. Granted that has been a few years but the price difference hasn't changed. I'm still looking at a Mac Mini but haven't justified it yet.

  80. it looks like nothing was learnt with the Zune by marika · · Score: 1

    Maybe innovating would be a better idea.

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  81. Re:Sigh by Pojut · · Score: 1

    I'd have to say you're a lying, jealous piece of shit. Really.

    So...I'm jealous of people using a product that I myself do not wish to use? Yeah. Because that makes sense.

    I appreciate the judgement though, thanks for letting your true colors shine brightly.

  82. Yet again... by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Once again MS goes after something simply because they can't stand someone else's success. The idea that they'll throw tons of money at something they'll fail miserably at does warm me up a little.

  83. Based on Windows 7?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...might as well make it smell of poo while you're at it.

  84. Steve Jobs' opinion... by Kifoth · · Score: 1

    FTA: "Microsoft's partners would be focusing on delivering devices with detachable keyboards and stylus input."

    We already know what Steve Jobs thinks of this:

    ""It's too slow. If you need a stylus you have already failed."

    He notes that Microsoft's version of the Tablet PC had the battery life, weight, and expense of a PC. "But the minute you throw a stylus out, and you have the precision of a finger, you can't use a PC OS. You have to create it from scratch.""

  85. The usual Microsoft paradigm fails with devices by halfdan+the+black · · Score: 1

    It looks like Microsoft is starting to fall into its own trap: project the impression that anything "different" than Windows is "scary", "different", and of course "incompatible", so they want to trap people with complacency, after all, most people are really scared of learning anything new and different . Now with tablets, its a whole new way of computing. The traditional desktop metaphors don't work. So, when someone buys a tablet, chances are they are not looking for something that is exactly the same as their desktop.

  86. It's going to take a miracle. by Zelgadiss · · Score: 1

    By the time MS has a workable product, Apple would already have locked the market up.

    From my observations, Apple product cycle goes something like this.

    Part 1 -
    *Hype new product as a premium product
    *Launch limited amounts to reduce risk
    *Sell at a high mark up to early-adopters/fanboys/people-with-top-much-money, to recoup R&D cost

    If it does OK

    Part 2-
    *Aggressively tune manufacturing to bring cost down and increase production volume
    *Sell to masses at an affordable price, helped by the hype and word of mouth from early-adopters/fanboys/people-with-too-much-money

    To my knowledge, it would appear Apple in the old days failed to do part 2 quick enough, and the Mac got zerged by DOS/Windows.
    Well Jobs has learned his lesson.

    By the time MS's tablet is ready, part 2 would already have long passed.

    Not to mention MS's old standby tactics of price undercutting and stuff doesn't seem to work very well any more, not against Apple's marketing machine.
    For an example, we only have to look to the Zune.

  87. "Forbidden Fruit" Of Vertical Integration by EXTomar · · Score: 2

    The reason why is that Microsoft has had a taste of vertical integration and they like it. This is what Apple is doing and has perfected so it is no surprise Microsoft thinks they can as well. If Microsoft creates and controls a device, creates and controls a new hardware production, creates and controls the software platform, creates and controls technology specs, and creates and controls the only store users can buy apps then they can make so much more money than just selling software. Using simplified terms, if there is a $1 of profit for iPad, Microsoft only can take a crack at pennies from just selling just their own software apps. If this was MSPad then $1 of profit means Microsoft gets many more chances to take from the $1: $0.05 for licensing libraries, $0.05 for hosting the online store, $0.05 software validation, etc. In this situation Microsoft gets paid while others create.

    Simply put Microsoft gets more chances at nickles with MSPad than if they write for the most popular portable pad platform. Its no surprise Ballmer says this is "job one" because it is so lucrative.

  88. Microsoft isn't a hardware company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bottom line Microsoft is a software company. Apple is a hardware and software company. This total design paradigm just sets them up to better execute a consumer product that involves a device. Not only because the hardware and software development teams can work together - but they have a whole concept of what they want to accomplish from the beginning. There are clear goals and a unified vision for what they want to achieve from a high level then filled out on down into detail. This is what helps them get the overall execution so right and at the end of the day capability is not much without execution (at least for general consumers).

    I don't own an iPad and I don't automatically think any Apple product is the best must have solution to every problem, but you have to respect their abilities as real designers. From the human interface and cultural context for a product, to the look and feel, to how it should work internally - they think about what the best solution they can implement should be - not what have other people done that we want to copy only cheaper. Most of the on-paper functionalities of the iPad already existed before the iPad - but it was the execution and the overall design that made it a winner.

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  90. There's only one response to this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BWAAAAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!
    I've NEVER laughed so hard in my entire life. BALLMER SAID THIS????? You have got to be sh*tting me. This is the man who failed at everything he's ever touched (unless protected by Billy). Retire, Ballmer, your goose is cooked. You've completely lost touch with reality.

  91. It's more than just the iPad by tnordloh · · Score: 1

    Essentially, the iPad is an extension of the iPod, and iPhone, where a market for apps that work across all of them is well established. What Microsoft could do is extend their own hardware platform, perhaps from the Xbox 360 to the Zune, where they take whatever success they have had there, and capture the same consumers with multiple gadgets, much like Apple has done.

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  92. Microsoft should just give up and die. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is so fucking pathetic. Everyone at microsoft should burn Balmer's office and kick him out.

    Every thing anounced by Microsoft as of late, is a copy of Apple's success. We all know how well ZUNE did... (rolls eyes)

    I'm just tired of Microsoft coming to the table late and when they finally do execute their copy, its a giant failure. Why?

    You have to first microsoft. You cant be second. So my advice is give up. Give up on ipad, ipod, google, app store, itunes, apple store, iphone... give it all up. You failed, you cant come in and copy them, because you do not have the company image that inspires anyone giving a damn about your cheap knock offs.

    Do you realize how boring and unineresting it is, for you (microsoft) to annouce that you're taking on the ipad? Big deal. The ipad exists already. The best you could even possibly do, is create a tablet that has touch input. Great. Big deal. You're LATE. You can not wow everyone by being second.

    So give it all up. STOP.

    Start over. Figure out new ideas, and end this pathetic knock off strategy. It just makes your company look like a company that makes really bad copies of popular products, and everyone knows exactly what you are, and that is why your pathetic attempts at copying other people, always fail.

  93. Bad model Microsoft, it won't work again by thetagger · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's model is to sell the software and have a ton of hardware makers make underwhelming, complicated, ugly, unreliable equipment that runs said software. The software will then make a run to the bottom, trying to work around the limitations of 50+ devices in the wild.

    it worked for PCs. It really did. But that was the stone age of computing, where people were rushing to bring prices down to where people could buy the devices.

    Right now, everybody recognizes the need for computers. People are willing to pay extra to get stuff that works, because even the "premium" stuff is rather affordable and people perceive investment on good computers to be worth it. We're plugged to these things all day. We need them for everything. Productivity gains beat raw price. And you can't do productivity right while trying to support 50+ bland, broken, bloated devices.

    And that is why both Microsoft _AND_ Android will fail in the long run.

  94. Re:Your friendly Grammar Nazi by microcars · · Score: 1

    ftfy

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  95. Microsoft, not even worth hating anymore. by Rational · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, it's like kicking a hurt puppy or something.

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  96. Bullshit by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    I really doubt you can find them because that's all complete bullshit.

    MS bought a small (150M, I think) as part of a settlement deal, to prevent Apple cleaning their clock in court - MS had been caught ripping off Apple's code and selling it as their own. They later sold all those shares at a profit. From Apple's perspective, by far the larger concession they got from MS was a promise to keep making MS office for 5(?) years as well... They had $2B in the bank when MS bought those shares.

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    1. Re:Bullshit by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Informative

      "In August 1997, the Company and microsoft Corporation (microsoft) entered into patent cross license and technology agreements. In addition, microsoft purchased 150,000 shares of apple Series A nonvoting convertible preferred stock ("preferred stock") for $150 million. These shares were convertible by microsoft after August 5, 2000, into shares of the Company's common stock at a conversion price of $8.25 per share. During 2000, 74,250 shares of preferred stock were converted to 9 million shares of the Company's common stock. During 2001, the remaining 75,750 preferred shares were converted into 9.2 million shares of the Company's common stock."

      http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum9/7140.htm

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    2. Re:Bullshit by iamhassi · · Score: 0, Troll

      "I really doubt you can find them because that's all complete bullshit. MS bought a small (150M, I think) as part of a settlement deal, to prevent Apple cleaning their clock in court - MS had been caught ripping off Apple's code and selling it as their own."

      You couldn't be more wrong if you tried. Where were you in 1997? This was huge news.
      MS BITES INTO APPLE
      "During a year of corporate reshuffling and job cuts, Apple's stock has fallen more than 50 percent... For right now, though, a $150 million investment really does keep Apple going...$150 million gets Apple a little new lease on life."

      Microsoft's gorilla knocks on Apple's door
      "Apple's stock had been falling steadily over the years. Despite occasional surges, the stock kept sliding down. Apple was losing the confidence of investors..... So Steve Jobs turned to Bill Gates, the $36 billion man....Jobs asked Gates to pledge $150 million in purchases of Apple stock. Gates agreed, but only after getting the deal on sharing trade secrets and the agreement that Apple would promote the Microsoft Web browser.... The $150 million in pledges....gave Apple stock a sudden boost, from a low of $13.68 a share in early July to a high of $26.31 a share (in August)"

      Here let me break it down for you:
      Jobs: Oh mighty Gates! A poor beggar I be! My company is failing, please won't thou shine ye mighty billions down onto my brow!
      Gates: I hear you poor beggar Jobs. I shall grant you $150 million if you agree that all your base are belong to us.
      Jobs: Oh bless you all powerful and mighty Gates! Bless you!!


      This happened in 1997, a year before the announcement of the iMac, so it's safe to say without Microsoft there would be no iMac, iPod, iPhone or iPad

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    3. Re:Bullshit by Altus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      do you really think that 150 million made a difference to a company that had billions in the bank? That deal was all about cross licencing of pattents and a commitment from MS to make Office for the mac. MS made a lot of money off that stock, which, if I recall correctly, was non-voting stock.

      You are off your rocker if you think 150 mil mad the iMac, iPod, iPhone or iPad possible.

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    4. Re:Bullshit by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did you follow your own link?

      In 1997, five years after the lawsuit was decided, all lingering infringement questions against Microsoft regarding the Lisa and Macintosh GUI as well as Apple's "QuickTime piracy" lawsuit against Microsoft were settled in direct negotiations. Apple agreed to make Internet Explorer their default browser, to the detriment of Netscape. Microsoft agreed to continue developing Microsoft Office and other software for the Mac over the next five years. Microsoft also purchased $150 million of non-voting Apple stock, helping Apple in its financial struggles at the time. Both parties entered into a patent cross-licensing agreement.

      To resolve the QT code infringement lawsuit, as well as the look-n-feel lawsuit, MSFT agreed to give Apple $150M and continue to make Office for the Mac.

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    5. Re:Bullshit by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

      To resolve the QT code infringement lawsuit, as well as the look-n-feel lawsuit, MSFT agreed to give Apple $150M and continue to make Office for the Mac.

      The best part of that was the Apple press event where Jobs pulled a Lando and revealed Apple's savior... Bill Gates (via satellite).

    6. Re:Bullshit by bonch · · Score: 1

      He was talking about links to a "government bailout." Everyone knows Microsoft bought non-voting shares after getting caught stealing Quicktime code.

    7. Re:Bullshit by bonch · · Score: 2, Informative

      Steve Jobs didn't turn to Bill Gates and ask for $150 million in stocks. Microsoft was required to as part of a settlement deal after getting caught stealing Quicktime code and stuffing it into Video for Windows. The stocks were non-voting stocks and didn't contribute whatsoever to the iMac, iPod, iPhone, or iPad. The expenses of the research and development behind the iPhone alone probably dwarfs $150 million quite handily.

      You're a really bad troll. Try harder.

    8. Re:Bullshit by iamhassi · · Score: 0, Troll

      Those are direct quotes from the article, I'm a troll for quoting the news?

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    9. Re:Bullshit by iamhassi · · Score: 0, Troll

      "You're a really bad troll. Try harder."

      Those are direct quotes from the article, I'm a troll for quoting the news?

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    10. Re:Bullshit by iamhassi · · Score: 0, Troll

      "do you really think that 150 million made a difference to a company that had billions in the bank?"

      They didn't have "billions" in the bank at the time, and according to the news $150 million kept Apple from going out of business or being bought out.

      How come I'm the one quoting news articles with all this proof and I'm the Troll and you state your opinion and you're marked as Interesting?

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    11. Re:Bullshit by iamhassi · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Steve Jobs didn't turn to Bill Gates and ask for $150 million in stocks. Microsoft was required to as part of a settlement deal after getting caught stealing Quicktime code...."

      DIRECT QUOTE FROM THE NEWS
      http://aroundcny.com/technofile/texts/tec081097.html
      "Jobs asked Gates to pledge $150 million in purchases of Apple stock. Gates agreed, but only after getting the deal on sharing trade secrets and the agreement that Apple would promote the Microsoft Web browser. "

      There was no settlement deal, no Quicktime code stealing. Stop making stuff up.

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    12. Re:Bullshit by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Informative

      They didn't have "billions" in the bank at the time, and according to the news $150 million kept Apple from going out of business or being bought out.

      As I understand it, Apple did have "billions" in the bank at the time. The problem was, though, they were having to spend those billions.

      Back in 1997, Apple was going out of business. Everybody knew it. And Nobody wanted to be left holding the bag. Which means that Apple was getting really bad terms on parts. Nobody wanted to ship Apple a million hard drives to make Macintoshes and then have Apple go belly-up and have to stand in line with the other creditors for pennies on the dollar in bankruptcy court. So everyone was demanding lots of money up front for parts.

      The 150 million, while paltry, gave the impression that Microsoft was backing Apple. So Apple wouldn't go bankrupt--they'd get bought out by Microsoft. So you could sell stuff to Apple and not worry about getting paid.

      I'm a Mac developer and I'd just quit at a company back in 1997. I went away for two weeks to a foreign country so I was pretty far out of the loop. When I got in the plane to return home, I grabbed a copy of the Asian Wall Street Journal. And right there on the front page was a headline that heavily implied that Microsoft had bought Apple for $150 Million. I almost had a heart attack in my airplane seat. As I read the article, it became a bit more clear what had happened. But I wouldn't necessarily trust the newspapers at the time to get the details right.

    13. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      When Steve Jobs took over Apple the company was 90 days away from having to file bankruptcy. If I'm not mistaken Bill Gates personally gave Jobs financial backing to help them at this time. Not certain about that but I'm not sure it was done via the MSFT corporate folks.

      My point on commenting is this.

      Jobs took what he did at Next. Re-worked that OS to run on the Intel chip set. Slimmed it down to run in the mobile touch devices and KEPT MAKING A BETTER OS.

      In 10 years Apple went from almost going UNDER to PASSING MS in market cap. Jobs had a vision and a passion. He has built a brand of computer that is not unlike Porsche has for the auto. Folks buy an Apple because the like the overall experience and feel like they are getting their dollar worth.

      Along these lines. MS has gone the Wal-Mart strategy of a max production, cheap cost route. Ballmer even recently hired someone from WalMart at the executive level. They focus on cheap and if your computer has a problem you just re-install everything or CTRL-ALT-DEL your computer.

      Basically, in 10 years Ballmer has WASTED 200 billion from the companies value. There were BRILLIANT ideas and engineers at MS. Go look at SPACES and that platform. The device was ahead of it's time. I just find it ironic that a touch-table top system built by MS cost 10K and you can get an iPod Touch for $300 but Ballmer calls Apple 'pricy'.

      Finally...
      Go to this link and listen to the two CEOs: http://allthingsd.com/d/
      Jobs has passion and technical focus. You may not like what Apple does but they have VERY good reasons for doing it.

      Ballmer has no rhyme or reason for saying ANYTHING. Matter of fact, I can find Ballmer saying the iPhone is a joke and will not make in the market WHILE BEING FILMED by the press.

      Ballmer needs to go.

      http://allthingsd.com/d/

    14. Re:Bullshit by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You forgot to allow for the Reality Distortion Field.

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    15. Re:Bullshit by bonch · · Score: 1

      You are a troll because you're intentionally ignoring facts:

      Apple v. San Francisco Canyon

      "In August 1997, Apple and Microsoft announced a settlement deal. Apple would drop all current lawsuits, including all lingering issues from the Apple Computer, Inc. v. Microsoft Corp. lawsuit and the "QuickTime source code" lawsuit, and agree to make Internet Explorer the default browser on the Macintosh unless the user explicitly chose the bundled Netscape browser. In return, Microsoft agreed to continue developing Office, Internet Explorer, and various developer tools and software for the Mac for the next five years, and purchase $150 million of non-voting Apple stock.

      The companies also agreed to mutual collaboration on Java technologies, and to cross-license all existing patents, and patents obtained during the five-year deal, with one another. "

    16. Re:Bullshit by bonch · · Score: 1

      You're a troll for intentionally lying about easily verifiable facts. A really bad troll, too. Try harder next time.

    17. Re:Bullshit by bonch · · Score: 1

      Because you're not quoting the actual legal case where Apple and Microsoft reached a settlement deal after Quicktime source code was found in Video For Windows. "The news" isn't always accurate. You're the Troll because you know this.

    18. Re:Bullshit by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "Because you're not quoting the actual legal case [wikia.com] where Apple and Microsoft reached a settlement deal after Quicktime source code was found in Video For Windows. "The news" isn't always accurate.** You're the Troll because you know this."

      And now it's blank, because it's a wiki article that anyone can edit, including you... or me, and make it say anything you want it to say. How is an article that anyone can edit or vandalize or delete more accurate than reporters and newspapers? OH let me guess, it's accurate because it has links... links to the news!?

      **[citation needed]

      You do know what "citation needed" means, right? "provide a reliable source for the claim." So what's a reliable source? "Reliable sources may therefore be published materials with a reliable publication process; they may be authors who are regarded as authoritative in relation to the subject in question; or they may be both."

      So yes, the news is a reliable source, you can take off your tin-foil hat now.

      You're the troll because you know this.

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    19. Re:Bullshit by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      you can throw your links at me all day and I can throw my news articles right back, but the point is the same: Apple was broke and M$ gave them $150 million. M$ and Apple have been suing each other since the 80s, nothing new there, and everyone sues both of them. Everyone just settles eventually.

      Point is reliable sources ("the news") have stated the $150 million was to help Apple out of their serious financial problems. Apple also agreed to drop all lawsuits and make IE the default browser.

      Microsoft didn't have to pay a dime, they could have just sat back and watched Apple crumble, M$ could have dragged the lawsuits on another 20 years but Apple couldn't, they didn't have the money, so M$ bailed them out.

      I know the moderators today are apple fanbois but it's the truth, and when i'm a moderator again (probably tomorrow, lately I've been getting it constantly) I'll be sure to moderator the apple fanbois appropriately :)

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    20. Re:Bullshit by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      IIRC Ballmer used to work as product manager at Procter & Gamble (you know, the Tide detergent and Gillette razor blade folks). P&G are pretty much used to selling crap products with massive amounts of marketing. They are also known to have high employee churn. So it is little surprising Ballmer acts like he does. He has bachelor degrees in mathematics and economics. That makes him CFO, or at best head of marketing, rather than CEO material of a technological company.

      Gates, for all his many faults, actually had a better grasp of the technological issues.

    21. Re:Bullshit by bonch · · Score: 1

      You trash wiki articles, yet you linked a Wikipedia article in your other post. You're really bad at this.

      Is the New York Times a good enough source for you? Here's another news source detailing Microsoft's theft of Apple code. Here's info on the Microsoft company that stole Quicktime code, leading to the settlement where Microsoft was forced to buy non-voting stocks and continue development of Office for Mac.

      Your entire premise has been decimated, so you've been forced to to cite Wikipedia links on citations (contradicting your own criticisms of wikis) to try to distract the argument. It won't work. You got caught putting your foot in your mouth and talking about something you hadn't researched, and now you're mad that I called you out on it.

      You're not informed enough to be arguing with me about this. Next.

    22. Re:Bullshit by bonch · · Score: 1

      Uh, nobody disputes that Microsoft gave them $150 million. Saying that $150 million helped Apple with their financial problems doesn't contradict anything I said.

      You're absolutely wrong that the $150 million was to help Apple out--it was due to a settlement. Microsoft could not have sat back and not paid a dime. Video For Windows infringed on Quicktime patents, and Apple was suing for $1.255 billion and would have won, dealing Microsoft a serious blow. If they hadn't bowed to Apple's demands, they would have been in serious trouble. So, they were forced to pay $150 million in non-voting stock and continue development of Office for Mac.

      Your argument is completely blown away. Next.

    23. Re:Bullshit by jscotta44 · · Score: 1

      The main reason that Microsoft settled this dispute had little to do with helping Apple, or the QT code theft. A huge reason, at the time, was that Microsoft was fighting a battle with the government over its monopoly abuse. This was an attempt to demonstrate that there was still viable competition in the market and that they would "graciously" help that competition to remain in the market.

      Ultimately the charade failed (on many levels). The $150 million was useful, but not the huge impact that you continue to push. The huge impact, for Apple, was the commitment from Microsoft to keep making Office for five years. At the time, those of us working close with Apple felt that as soon as Microsoft could, they would be dropping Office – 12:01 AM on the day the agreement ended. And in the meantime, Office would be getting 2nd rate treatment so that it would not be as good as the Office on Windows.

      We were right on one of the two. During that time, Office for the Mac was easily subpar, when compared to Office for Windows. However, the surprising (to Microsoft) success of Apple forced them to keep the Mac Business Unit open and to keep making Office.

  97. Another windows Derivative? by guidryp · · Score: 1

    There are announcements of Windows Embedded Compact (AKD Win CE) 7 tablets:
    http://wmpoweruser.com/asus-eee-pad-ep101tc-first-windows-ce-7-tablet-announced/
    (yes I know there was announcement dumping WinCE for Android, but there was a counter saying it was still going ahead).

    There exist Windows 7 tablets:
    http://www.archos.com/products/nb/archos_9/design.html?country=us&lang=en

    So is this yet another previously unknown flavor to further muddy the waters?

  98. Re:lack of camera by microcars · · Score: 1

    is actually a big "feature" for some corporate environments where NO cameras are allowed.

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  99. Balmer and work culture is the MSFT problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work there and all we care about is our promotions. Why? Because if we do not follow our CSP (Career Stage Profiles) we get fired. It is MANDATORY that we get promoted following the expected CURVE.

    You think we care about the company and its products and quality of those said products? Wise up. We are competing (read as destroying ourselves) internally. We work as seperate islands internally fighting for our own promotions.

    Microsoft is made up of students and graduates and they do not really want to keep many experienced people, they prefer the younger grads in their employment model. Inexperienced. and by the time they have gotten experience, they want to leave. (usually 2 years later on average).

    Most employees who hold voting capable stocks DO NOT VOTE on company issues as 1) they are ignorant 2) dont care 3) have no clue about what shareholders power is (because they are inexperienced and or dont care). 4) Sell their stock immediately on vesting as they want the cash and I dont blame them.

    Every year I vote Balmer NOT INTO THE BOARD and for good reason and always try to remind employees that they should vote if they hold shares.

    Balmer is a bitter, spiteful jealous person. He is not fit to run a company really.

    Microsoft is losing, sure it has wads of cash, so what. They also have the biggest cost in development for their products and work on an old dying business model and desperately trying to immitate other successes Apple and Google etc.

  100. Crush 'em like they did Netscape by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    and offer their iPad for free

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    1. Re:Crush 'em like they did Netscape by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Except that Netscape never had a $200+ billion market cap.

  101. visions by toby · · Score: 1

    It's obvious he's a business guy and not the forward thinking visionary

    Lucky they hired that visionary dude Ozzie, then!

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  102. Microsoft has never innovated by Lysol · · Score: 1

    Look at all their 'inspiration', ideas, or acquisitions for their products and where they came from:

    DOS - Bought from Seattle Computer
    Windows - 'Inspired' by the Mac (which was 'inspired' by Xerox Parc)
    Xbox - Play Station
    Zune - iPod
    Windows CE - Palm Pilot
    Office - Lotus, WordPerfect, dBase, Forethought
    NT - Unix (Sun, SGI, HP, etc)
    Etc, etc, on and on...

    The point is it's not in Microsoft's dna to 'invent' anything. At best they'll continue to copy. The problem Ballmer's facing is Google and Apple are more the center of the tech universe now, not Microsoft or Windows. Microsoft is all about being reactionary now. And when they've finally released a product that another company gained notoriety with years before, the other company has already moved on. So the endless game of catchup continues and Microsoft falls further and further into irrelevance.

    1. Re:Microsoft has never innovated by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Office - Lotus, WordPerfect, dBase, Forethought

      I'm nitpicking here, but MS Multiplan (now called Excel), predates Lotus 1-2-3.

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  103. Oldie but goodie... by thestudio_bob · · Score: 1
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  104. it's true! Vista^H W7 is most secure Windows evah! by toby · · Score: 1

    If I were a cynic, I'd wonder whether Ballmer just says what he thinks analysts want to hear.

    Managing a corporation has become "managing the message". Ask BP...

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  105. Helping us then helping Microsoft by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    But we, the consumers would lose. Without a healthy competition, there is no pressure to lower prices. And, there is no pressure to innovate on the existing iPad for Apple.

    I disagree there is no pressure - there are a slew on Android tablets on the way and arriving. There's also now the Blackpad from Blackberry (yes that's the real name).

    So the question is, how many competitors does the consumer really need? I think even one good one is sufficient, look at Android vs. iPhone in the smartphone market.

    So then if the consumer is taken care of, we can turn to what helps Microsoft the most - I think that's what the original poster was trying to do. Does shipping more Windows on Tablets really help Microsoft? It hasn't for a decade, it would seem to be a giant money sink. So as the poster noted, Microsoft might be better served revenue wise from developing great software for the iPad, heck it could even be a kind of R&D for what works for productivity software on a tablet for an eventual Windows Phone 7 tablet (slate).

    Microsoft already writes software for the Mac. So it's not so unthinkable they might want to expand Word/Excel to the iPad too, and in doing so potentially they could even show superior design skills over Pages and Numbers. Come to think of it, as a consumer why is it also not better to wish for competition in software in addition to hardware? Microsoft can deliver that software competition, currently I just don't see how they can really be competitive in the hardware space and if they are not successful, they really aren't exerting any pressure on Apple to improve.

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  106. a RANGE? by molecular · · Score: 1

    "deliver a _range_ of tablet formats", wtf!
    how about "deliver one good product"?

  107. Microsoft considers a winning strategy... by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

    ...to be creating something that people really want to buy.

    The only surprising thing about this is that Microsoft is ealizing that's the best strategy only now.

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  108. iOS no great winner either by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The iPhone/iPod/iPad disables many useful features of the underlying UNIX OS like true multi-tasking and hierarchial file systems. Each new version of iOS exposes more of these, but its not enough.

  109. man is the only animal that trips twice... by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    Microsoft seemingly doesn't recognize that as long as they don't make the hardware along with the software they cannot control the user experience. And they cannot alienate their customer base (not the users, of course, the computer makers) by competing with them. So they cannot do much. Except complaining of course, that is what Ballmer is doing.

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  110. Not late, never arrived by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rather than being late, they were too early so that the tablets were too big and heavy. ...Also, they assumed that people wanted the full Windows interface, which doesn't lend itself to the less precise controls of pen and finger input. They made that same mistake with Windows Mobile too

    So fast forward to today. They can deliver a Windows tablet that's relatively thin and light.

    Do you honestly see it as succeeding? I don't, for the very reasons you laid out just after - the full Windows interface, without seriously taking into account finger input. As you said they made the same mistake in tablet and mobile space, and they are making it now with the current tablet push.

    So in the end, it's not that they were too early. It's that they went down the wrong path in regards to UI, and for some reason refuse to correct that mistake for the tablet space even though they have changed course in mobile...

    And that's the craziest thing. At great cost (both money and reputation) they have done the about-face they needed to in mobile - but they aren't going to leverage that for tablets! That seems insane. It's like Microsoft can't pick one direction (example: Kin). If Microsoft does not even really trust the new Windows Mobile 7 direction why should the market? Or hardware makers for that matter.

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  111. It's not that they haven't tried by MoriT · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has been putting resourced into touch screens and tablet research for years. It has been foiled by internal politics, hardware and being a huge company that's not designed to innovate. Apple spent more than a decade on the iPad. One theory I've heard had the iPhone was produced when they were trying to get the iPad and couldn't make it work. Microsoft, on the other hand, has sort of produced some videos sometimes on projects that later got cancelled because they didn't fit with the Windows Mobile strategy.

    I will believe a Microsoft tablet device (and not just a computer with a touch screen) when I see it, just like I will believe a Linux tablet when I see it. They have been talking about these things for years and yet somehow they never happen.

    Apple doesn't have to produce the best product, they just have to produce a usable product and they've beaten everyone else out there right now.

  112. to make it even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole industry had months (maybe years) of rumors about an iTablet from apple. They did nothing, even google, hp, palm, everyone knew apple had a tablet up its sleeve. Even with the runaway success of the iphone plus the advent of the droid, and the constant tablet rumors. They all still did nothing. apple drank their milkshakes fair and square.

  113. I can't wait by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    It'll be Zune 2.0. Will it come in Brown?

  114. Apple came into tablets in roundabout way. by peter303 · · Score: 1

    It was all the features Apple had to add to make the iPhone usable that made their tablet work. These include (1) touch screen & guesture GUI (2) a small screen GUI without the clutter of desktop windows (3) wireless connectivity (4) single-click installation of music, later expanded into Apps. The MS tablets lackrd all these. They were essentually shrunken desktop computers. The Apple iPad is an enlarged smart phone with some phone things taken out. Bill and SteveB dont get it.

  115. Here comes another Kin death spiral by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Yet again Microsoft see their salvation as just copying something that someone else has already marketed, instead of actually being innovative themselves and coming out with something new.

    I wonder why Microsoft bothers to hire so many creative specialists if they are just going to copy other peoples products?.

    Ballmer still fails recognise that (unlike Apple), Microsoft branding ins't 'cool' and isn't enough to make people want to buy something. Many corporate IT managers have been brainwashed to only buy Microsoft, but Ballmer fails to understand that consumers have been so screwed over for so long by Microsofts crappy products and support that branding something as Microsoft actually gives it a disadvantage in the consumer marketplace.

    Yet again, Even though they'll make a blatant rip-off copy, Microsoft will fail to identify and copy the subtle design details that made the original desireable. They will actually make it worse by messing with it.

    Yet again Microsoft's marketing department will focus on building in features that actually hurt the consumer rather than make the product useable. Stuff like DRM, the explicit lack of compatability with open standards (i.e. with any non-Microsoft products), and the inclusion of 'features' designed to extract residual payments from the consumer. Yet again Microsoft will be arrogant enough to incorrectly assume we are too stupid to notice what they are trying to hide in the product.

    Yet again Ballmer will wonder why no-one is buying their great new product, and will then go and identify yet another product from another company that Microsoft can rip-off and sell, rather than innovate anything themselves.

    Yet again no-one will fire Ballmer.

  116. What makes you think it was not subsidized? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft would have borrowed from their XBox playbook, and subsidized every UMPC to grow the market

    I'm pretty sure they did. After all, they had to compact enough hardware to run a full PC OS into a small space a few years ago. I don't think that $1k price was even what it cost to make it... I'm pretty sure Microsoft did try to kickstart the market.

    The problem they will always have on the present course is that to get a larger OS to run on a small device, will take more hardware and more battery and more everything. It will always have to be more expensive, or else much less powerful in some way. Unlike Netbooks where XP could move in and take over Linux by bulking up netbook specs (because hey, they're already a little bulky so just add a bit more) there's no way Microsoft can use Windows 7 to move in where Apple and Android (and now Blackberry) are going.

    Well actually Windows Mobile 7 could do that. But they have to get that working for the phone market first before they can really finish a tablet at this point...

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  117. Microsofts' vision (shameless plug) by kipsate · · Score: 1

    Blog entry about the lack of innovation at Microsoft and some perspective.

    Beware: it's *cough* my blog, so this is a *cough* shameless plug *sneeze*.

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  118. Aww not again :( by Phizzle · · Score: 1

    Ballmer is going to go all ZUNE on Apple's ass. Let the clubbing of the seals begin.

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  119. Microsoft's catch up record:Office, IE, Zune, Xbox by Gadzeus · · Score: 1

    Office: leveraged the Windows monopoly to break Lotus. Even if the "DOS ain't done till Lotus won't run" myth isn't true Lotus inevitably was late out of the gate for new versions of Windows, and the secret API accusation persists.

    IE: leveraged Windows again. Microsoft won this battle by giving away the product free, and then perverting HTML and Java.

    Outlook/Exchange server: free front end, proprietary back end... they're leveraging Windows again with great results.

    Windows Mobile: The many versions over the years have had to stand on their own merits. The current situation is that market share is shrinking and reputation is poor. Microsoft are in full shameless post-ME, post-Vista advertising mode: the next one's gonna be great!

    Zune: Without the Windows monopoly coming to the aid of another product Microsoft failed to catch up. The Plays for Sure DRM debacle didn't do their reputation with the music industry much good so the plan of domination through a proprietary format (WMA) failed to provide the anti-competitive leg-up on which Microsoft had previously relied.

    Xbox: No Windows leverage possible with this stand alone product so Microsoft go for brute force to beat Sony. $10 billion dollars lost and a decade later some people consider that they have done a great job. Others wonder if a company that relies on squandering a sum the size of the GDP of oil rich Brunei should be allowed to exist to batter into submission more competent companies with fewer resources. Last quarter the Xbox made $165 million... so in about 15 years it should break even.

    Ramming through a subsidised product with the result that profitability takes almost 3 decades isn't a business strategy, it's a pissing war. "My steam last longer than yours'. Microsoft's record developing products that cannot leverage Windows is pitiful.

  120. Up Comments but Balmer isn't on Slashdot by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Otherwise he would have gleaned first hand user insights from real world users and coders on Slashdot for over a decade.

    Unfortunately hiring a marketing/sales guy as lead guru for corporate direction has turned out to be a failure for Microsoft.

      Just look at the market cap over the last decade.

    You need an "innovation director" with virtual dictator authority to execute on BETTER concepts once they are planned and demonstrated and knowing that the playing field is changing in hardware and software every 6-12 months.

    But, ... that means Balmer would no longer be in control, so...

  121. Bringing up the rear again by jazztini · · Score: 1

    The need a cloud offering to go with it, maybe named me-too.com.

  122. MS -- Please don't jump on the ipad bandwagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IPad form factor is nothing more then a short-lived fad that will eventually die out. Please remember we've had very capable tablets on the market for many years before the ipad and nobody cared. All apple did was crap out a mega-sized iphone.

    Please don't react to apple and waste resources that could have been better used to make wm 6.5 really awesome once the MS iphone concept (wm7) flops or pulls resources away from improving your best products (Windows and SQL Server)

    Nobody really thinks you can get any real productivity out of a screen with no keyboard... Its just a toy..a gadget for rich people and people with nothing better to buy and yes there are lots of them. Don't follow Apple - their appstore extreme lockin scheme makes Microsoft look like a bunch of fricking saints. Why slashdot is full of MS haters and Apple lovers is beyond anything I'm capable of comphrending.

  123. The future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks more and more like it will be "The Year of the Fag" before it will be "The Year of the Linux Desktop".

  124. MS Strategy 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is what the traditional MS strategy in this situation would be:

    1) Create product to connect to Outlook/Active Directory that requires .Net and Silverlight to work.
    2) Sell to large companies and govt. agencies (traditional markets).
    3) Rely on lazy person sales to carry products into homes (familiarity at work leads to home sales).
    4) Squish competition.
    5) Leave no alternatives in the marketplace available.

  125. Always playing catch up by kjh1 · · Score: 1

    It's pretty amazing that a company that is making so much money seems to be playing catch up a lot, or perhaps it's that they want in when something catches fire (after at first dismissing it).

    1. Re:Always playing catch up by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is a two-trick pony--all they really have is Windows and Office. Sure, they have other things to sell like Exchange, SharePoint, etc, but all of that exists merely to lock you into Windows and Office and make it painful to switch to something else.

      The money that comes in from those two products is sufficient that they can piss an ungodly amount away on a big pile of suck, and still have enough left over to be able to stay comfortably in business.

      Their reliance on Windows and Office is going to ultimately be their undoing, because it's all they know. Even in the face of the iPad's success with a custom, touch-based OS and their own decade of failures in the tablet market, their grand plan to defeat the iPad is still to stuff a version of Windows into a tablet form factor.

  126. The Notion Ink Adam Tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://gizmodo.com/5471559/notion-ink-adam-tablet-caught-on-video-specs-finalized

    The Notion Ink Adam Table is going to be an Android-Based with a camera that rotates (for video conferencing or taking pictures), 3 USB ports, HDMI output, flash capability, a pixel qi screen, and a trackpad on the bottom. WAAAAAAY better than the iPad IMHO. Just keep your fingers crossed that it doesn't turn into vaporware. Also on the main company web page, it seems like there will also be an app store for it. The company (as of earlier this month) is still expecting it to release later this year November. We'll see!

  127. Went through this with Go Computer by Animats · · Score: 1

    Microsoft made a big attempt to make Go Computer, the first decent tablet machine, go away. Or run Windows. The Go was innovative, and the prototype version, which looked like a textbook with a rubber cover, was a nice machine. This was in 1989.

    The Go Computer machine went into production, but as an AT&T product, from AT&T's short-lived venture into personal computers. AT&T wanted a fancier looking case, with curved sides, and the result was ugly and hard to hold. The simple prototype was a better machine.

    The Go Computer line went down with AT&T's computer line. It was too early; think of a Palm Pilot the size of a textbook and you'll have the right picture.

  128. Re:Sigh by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Okay, so how does Apple get fans? Ten years ago, their only fans (according to the "buy-everything-they-make" definition) were the several million people with Macs. Since then, Mac market share has gone up in a slowly expanding market, and they've gotten new fans with iPod, iPhone, and iPad.

    You can achieve stability in a market by having dedicated fans. You can't grow that way without attracting more fans, and you need to have something to attract those fans.

    If you ever want to market something in competition to Apple, you need to understand what the "something" is, rather than losing quick in the marketplace and weakly complaining about fans or marketing or something else you refuse to understand.

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  129. Predictions by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    I predict the following:

    • The product will be called "XPad", "ActivePad" or "ZURF".
    • The product will be four times as thick as the iPad, for no apparent reason
    • The product will be mid-90's grade technology inside the package.
    • The case will be in a predominantly brown and beige motif.
    • It will, of course, crash frequently.
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    1. Re:Predictions by zbaron · · Score: 1

      • The product will be called "XPad", "ActivePad" or "ZURF".

      Trademark those names and register the domains, quickly!

  130. Monkey boy beats chest, pretends he own Apple. by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    File at 11. And that you baboon butted, over paid buffoon is your problem. If it wasn't for the infrastructure Gates built for you wasn't there, you'd still be trying to manage your way out of a wet paper bag while standing on top of it.

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  131. Re:You[r] friendly Grammar Nazi (sic) by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    You know, if you're going to be a Grammar Nazi you might try thoroughly proofreading your *subject*. :-P

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  132. Name idea for Microsoft's version by noidentity · · Score: 1

    mCup. Apple's got the pads in place, so MicroSoft can handle the guys.

  133. How could they have seen this coming ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a FOOL. Everyone knew for YEARS this product was coming out. MS are IDIOTS for not having a solution in place. Jeez, they dont even need to bundle all the bullshit DRM and apps like apple does, all they need to do is work with some hardware vendors and launch a touch friendly XP for tablets. They are pure IDIOTS for not already doing this, but I guess its no surprise to anyone with half a brain (ipod > iphone > ipad, they missed the boat on ALL of these )

  134. Re:You[r] friendly Grammar Nazi (sic) by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    Muphry's law strikes again :)

  135. Chasing the big red ball... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

    Microsoft have been chasing the big red ball for almost a decade now. Apple made the iPod, they came out with the Zune 4 years late, without the "must have" factor. Apple made the iPhone, Microsoft scrambled, stumbled, fell, and have basically given up. Apple made the iPad, now Balmer wants to chase the ball some more. Problem is, even if they catch the ball, Apple will have already cornered the market, and will have created the next "must have" item, which will likely replace the current one.

    If Microsoft REALLY wanted to catch Apple at it's game, they should just bypass the whole Tablet thing, and look ahead at what the next big "must have" is. Apple's probably already working on it, and the only way Balmer will ever beat them to it is if they throw their resources and analysis at THAT. Let Apple take the tablet market, the way Apple is successfull is because they create their own markets. Microsoft should learn to do the same.

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  136. Wrong OS by Flipao · · Score: 1

    In Microsoft's vision, slates will run a derivative of Windows 7.

    Windows was created with Keyboard and Mouse in mind, yes you can jig things around and make it work on a tablet but you're killing the user experience.

    Like so many people have already said, MS need to stop playing catchup. They've been working on touch for a decade and brought nothing worth buying to the market.

  137. Is Micorsoft gutless in front of Apple ? by Tripnotik · · Score: 1

    That is for me a hint of humility from Ballmer, which is a first... Look at all apple Apple product that failed in the past and the way they've turned it into a success today, ipad is just a Newton turned into what it is now. Somebody tells Microsoft to get their R&D to switch the R to Release, because they have a few winning products too.

  138. Zupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call it the 'Zupe' (short for ZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Dupe of course), we all know the brown halo effect of your awesome Zune will surely make it a winner!

  139. Ballmer's problems: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer is socially backward. He has no interest in technology, and very little knowledge of technology. He likes being a billionaire. He's bored with running Microsoft, but likes being at the top of a social hierarchy, especially since no one would have any interest in him if he weren't at the top.

  140. Bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like democrats "fighting" republicans,
    make it look to the idiot masses like there is some "competition".
    Wake up people.
    or grow up.

  141. In related news... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    In related news, Steve Ballmer will wear blue jeans, brown sneakers and a black turtleneck in his next keynote speech (where he will announce WindOS-X)

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  142. That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going into the chair-making business ASAP.

  143. Microsoft can't be competitive in that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft, why don't you just write some QUALITY software for the iPad instead of trying to go head on in competition? That way, the more iPads Apple sells, the more software you sell. It's win-win.

    But we, the consumers would lose. Without a healthy competition, there is no pressure to lower prices. And, there is no pressure to innovate on the existing iPad for Apple. So, yes, I would love to see many tablets - some with an Apple OS, some with Windows, and some with Android. What could be better than having the choice?

    How will Microsoft pissing huge amounts of money into a huge open sewer make the market more competitive?

    Android could potentially compete well with iPad/iOS, but Windows 7 won't. It wasn't designed for tablets and couldn't be adapted quickly enough. (Maybe, if they really work at it, Windows 8 or 9 could.)

    Microsoft has gotten so used to owning the platform that it can't think about things any other way. The sad thing is, there are many parts of Microsoft that could be much more competitive if they were allowed to be. Since the iPad doesn't really have a filesystem, imagine how useful a native iPad (and Android, why not) for SharePoint would be. Imagine an iPad version of OneNote for meetings. Imagine a touchscreen version of Visio.

    Microsoft would make money, and consumers would benefit from a choice besides just Windows everywhere.

  144. I'm sure this has been said... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...but I'm not sure what Ballmer is going to sell in that space.

    I should say I am not a fan of the ipad. I think it's too expensive for what it does, and I make it a practice not to buy any computing device that doesn't have an external storage port (SD card in this case).

    To me, the issue is not the hardware -- anyone can make an ipad-like devices -- it's the software, and Microsoft is not prepared to compete in this area, for several reasons.

    Pad-like devices tend to be low power, relatively low performance devices. Microsoft had similar problems competing in the netbook arena, which they solved partially by giving XP more time to live and partially by redefining the netbook as a more powerful, more expensive device with corresponding less battery life, incidentally removing all the factors that made netbooks interesting, but that's another story. A winders pad would necessarily have to be a PC of at least low-end desktop CPU and memory resources with a touchscreen running an OS designed to be used with a keyboard and mouse. I'm thinking (a) it'll run hot, (b) for short periods of time, and (c) the most satisfying experience will be with it docked. It'll essentially be a rather expensive low end PC with some pad-like qualities.

    Alternately, Microsoft could go with a pad-like device that's essentially a big smartphone without the phone guts, (which is essentially what the iPad is) but the only thing they have that plays in that space is Windows Mobile. Does anyone seriously think that Windows Mobile can go head-to-head with iOS?

    What Microsoft really needs to do to compete in this arena is to design a new OS from the ground up that's specifically geared to this kind of device. Very specifically, Microsoft needs to realize that a Start button is not a good paradigm for any device that has a touch screen as it's primary interface.

    But it looks like (a) Microsoft doesn't have any intention of doing anything other than reposition existing products, and (b) there's no evidence that Microsoft still has the wherewithal to write a new operating system.

    The logical competition for the iPad will be devices running Android, for a couple reasons: First, Android plays better than anything from Microsoft on lower-performance hardware, second, Android is designed to have primarily a touchscreen interface, unlike anything Microsoft has, and third, the people at Google understands this space to an extent Ballmer never could.

    Do I want to see Android beat out Apple? Of course not. I want them to run neck-and-neck, competing with each other on features, usability and price, with us consumers reaping the reward. Microsoft will be a poor third, competing by leveraging their business relations rather than, you know, producing a product people want to buy.

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  145. RTFA--in your own post! by bonch · · Score: 1

    You know things are in a sorry state when Slashdotters don't even RTFA in their own posts!

  146. Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by bonch · · Score: 1, Insightful

    P.S. You use Gentoo. You're not the target market for an iPad. You're also one of these Apple-haters who obsesses over Steve Jobs and thinks he can hear you if you mention him by name.

    1. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      P.S. You use Gentoo. You're not the target market for an iPad. You're also one of these Apple-haters who obsesses over Steve Jobs and thinks he can hear you if you mention him by name.

      Right. So what part of my saying I want a tablet that's more suited to my needs is in anyway undermined by you saying the iPad isn't designed for my needs? I think you failed to understand the point. The rest of your post is just gibberish.

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    2. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by bonch · · Score: 1

      I'm saying you don't represent the mainstream at all, and so tablets aren't for you in the first place. You call the rest of my post "gibberish" because you have no counterargument to it.

    3. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by Moofie · · Score: 1

      The only thing I fail to understand is why anybody thinks Microsoft, after failing to deliver good products in this market for over a decade, will finally get it right.

      Competition is great! Everybody benefits. But Microsoft is just going to bring more fail.

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    4. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      I'm saying you don't represent the mainstream at all, and so tablets aren't for you in the first place.

      It's a strange comment to make that tablets aren't for me when the whole point of what I'm saying (and all the people who agree with me), is that I want a tablet. Is this some sort of inverse of the No True Scotsman - tablets aren't for anyone who wants a tablet, unless that tablet conforms to Apple's version? That's a very silly argument. What's not mainstream about my needs? I'm a business user. I assure you the business market is not a teeny little thing.

      You call the rest of my post "gibberish" because you have no counterargument to it.

      No. I called it gibberish because it went in its entirety: "You're also one of these Apple-haters who obsesses over Steve Jobs and thinks he can hear you if you mention him by name."
      It's just a groundless accusation of bias as and bizarre invention as a substitute for argument. I think Steve Jobs can hear me? Er, wtf?

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    5. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      The only thing I fail to understand is why anybody thinks Microsoft, after failing to deliver good products in this market for over a decade, will finally get it right.

      Competition is great! Everybody benefits. But Microsoft is just going to bring more fail.

      Technology moves on. Apple waited a good long time to release a tablet, until battery life and weight, processor power, screen technology, storage density had all reached a level where something like the iPad was feasible. It's non-sensical to suppose that because there were tablets (usually hybrids) in the past that weren't as good, that new releases will be comparable. Also, previous versions usually had a full and bloated OS on them. According to TFS, MS is thinking of a Win7 derivative. The iPad OS is a Mac OS derivative. Wireless and 3G access is becoming ubiquitous which makes easily portable devices like tablets of greater use. Basically, one of the big things with a tablet is the ability to easily hold it - for uses like taking notes, reading e-books, etc. Even five years ago, that was problematic. Now - you can have something really light and long-running too, with a bright clear screen and a much more responsive screen. These technologies aren't unique to Apple. Apple timed their development of the iPad well - just at the stage that the concept becomes viable. Expect other companies to take the same advantage of the technology. At any rate, I'll evaluate what MS come up with. It's crazy the number of people in this thread who are practically taking it as an article of faith that it will be some terrible thing when it's not anything more than an expressed wish by the company.

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    6. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Article of faith? No. Analysis of track record.

      I hope there are lots of viable competitors to the iPad. I don't happen to believe Microsoft will come up with one.

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    7. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Well we will see soon enough. What I'm saying is that technology progresses for all parties equally. Comparing one released by company X this year, against ones released by company Y in previous years, isn't the best approach.

      Anyway, for the purposes of many of us, some of those Windows based tablets are superior to the iPad. Different needs, remember.

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    8. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by bonch · · Score: 1

      I don't care if you think it's a strange comment. Tablets are an appliance device, streamlined for simple computing.

      If you're a business user, you may be interested to know that 50% of Fortune 100 companies are already using the iPad. So really, nobody knows what it is you're complaining about except that you want a stylus, which is an obsolete input device that nobody wants.

      Yes, you think Steve Jobs can hear you. Apple-haters like you obsessively reference him by name as if it strengthens your point.

      Next.

    9. Re:Mentioning Steve Jobs by name by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      I don't care if you think it's a strange comment. Tablets are an appliance device, streamlined for simple computing.

      Tablets can be whatever there is a market for and there's a market for ones not like the iPad.

      If you're a business user, you may be interested to know that 50% of Fortune 100 companies are already using the iPad. So really, nobody knows what it is you're complaining about except that you want a stylus, which is an obsolete input device that nobody wants.

      I like styluses. They're good for hand-writing recognition, making notes on PDFs and sketching quick diagrams. As to those 250 companies using the iPad, it really rather depends on how many and what for. Reporting that a company as huge as Wells Fargo has bought 15 iPads is hardly conclusive. Right now the iPad is the only modern tablet on the market. We'll see how things go when there are others.

      Yes, you think Steve Jobs can hear you. Apple-haters like you obsessively reference him by name as if it strengthens your point.

      You've brought him up more times than I have. I was just parodying the style of the OP who wrote a personal rant about Ballmer. Your repeated accusation of "Apple-hater" is meaningless. It has no objective value. Why do you keep repeating it?

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  147. Competition for the IPad by Curian · · Score: 1

    In my opinion Microsoft should move forward with the Courier and not just blow it off like another invention that will fail. I think this would rake in a lot of money and be a huge competetor to Apples IPad. I for one would wait in long lines to recieve one of these. http://gizmodo.com/5365299/courier-first-details-of-microsofts-secret-tablet

    1. Re:Competition for the IPad by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      In my opinion Microsoft should move forward with the Courier and not just blow it off like another invention that will fail. I think this would rake in a lot of money and be a huge competetor to Apples IPad. I for one would wait in long lines to recieve one of these.

      http://gizmodo.com/5365299/courier-first-details-of-microsofts-secret-tablet

      So it would be a success like like the Zune or the KIn? Listen, I'll let you in on a little secret. What hardcore gadget/windows enthusiasts think will sell well usually does not sell well at all. A few examples of this would be: Windows Tablet PCs, Zune, JooJoo, Archos, IRiver, Kin, Open Moko, and the Courier.

      In order for a product to be successful, it needs to appeal the general buying public and if there is third party software to me made then developers (geeks) need to buy into the platform. It does not need to appeal to nerds (enthusiasts) which would include a lot of slashdot regulars and tech bloggers. CNET journalists believed that the Zune would be successful and that HDDVD would win the format war so that should give you an indication of how out of touch tech blogger are with the masses.

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  148. Contract manufacturing is the difference by Goonie · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the reason why Microsoft won the desktop OS wars was that PCs were much cheaper than Macs.

    The reason for that was that Microsoft had a huge armada of competing PC suppliers trying to figure out how to build DOS/Windows compatible hardware more cheaply; they went through a succession of business models doing so. Apple, by contrast had unique hardware built at a small scale in high-cost factories.

    These days, Apple hardware (including the iphone and ipad) is basically the same as everyone else's, and it's made in the same contract manufacturers as everyone else. So they're no longer suffering a substantial cost disadvantage.

    Hence, there's no reason to put up with a cheaper but inferior platform.

    If your entire business model is based on cheaper but inferior platforms - and while I'll argue the toss on the desktop today, the iPhone OS and Android clearly crap all over Windows Mobile - you're going to be in trouble if you lose your cost advantage.

    If Microsoft wants to expand into new consumer markets, it's going to have to change tack, stop being so focused on leveraging the Windows desktop onto those market, and build the best damn user experience it can for those markets.

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  149. Did he do a monkey dance? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Really, that is all I care about in this case- "iPad Urgency! iPad Urgnecy!"

    This is standard MS- behind the iPod, behind the Playstation, now behind the iPad. I look forward to their name for their iPod clone- maybe Vavoom?

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  150. when windows ruled, memories of early computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -Remember Microsoft?
    -Microwhat?
    -Yea that guys that made OSs before the pad...
    -Oh yea, what was the OS name....doors or something
    -Naa it was Vistas or maybe gates
    -It was definitively Vistas man, Gates was the guy that invented the laser mosquito killer man.
    -Yea, ..Vistas was crap, but the lazer mosquito killer was awesome man.
    -Yea man..., awesome., aah good old times....
    -pass that joint will you...

  151. So....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess that means Windows Phone 7 isn't "Job One Urgency"

  152. Note to MS: by Nyder · · Score: 1

    dudes. In all the years you've been around, your chasing everyone elses ideas haven't been doing you jack shit.

    How about you get back to basics? Operating Systems (well, or you could start making Basic again). Why don't you stop trying to own everything, and start making the best fucking OS you can?

    Of course, you aren't going to listen to me, which is cool, because what I really want, is to watch you fail.

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  153. Not at all consumption only by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    A) The iPad is great for drawing, hands down (or up, since you use them). For finer work, you can use a stylus or simply zoom into a region.

    B) Writing works pretty well - you can attach a bluetooth keyboard, but even without that I've been able to take a lot of notes on it.

    C) (straying off the iPad for a second) iMovie on the iPhone works amazingly well at crafting HD movies.

    Yes the kinks are getting worked out of touch only input, but already today there is a TON of content creation happening on iOS and claiming it's "Just for movies" is ignoring what is really happening and why it has been such a success. If it really were "just for movies" people would just have bought a portable DVD player...

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  154. Hard to be a leader by following by lonecrow · · Score: 1

    Seriously, the fact that he thinks copying someone else's innovation is "job urgency 1" shows that he is not fit for his job. LEAD YOU MOFO! Find the interesting people in your organization that are trying cool things that other people are NOT doing and support them.

  155. Un-lick it by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    This is what it feels like to be someone who reallly wants a nice, tablet form-factor device without a sodding keyboard attached to it, and then find that the only one that is pretty much decent is locked down and made into a device for consuming games and media.

    When was that?

    Because Apple delivered the iPad, which as-is is not locked down to "consuming games and media". Heck, it shipped at the same time as Pages and Numbers and Keynote for the thing...

    And you could write whatever you like for it for only $99.year.

    But beyond all that, you could REALLY do anything you want with it if you simply jailbreak it.

    Many come back from that with a response that "it should come that way". Fine, I can understand not buying it on philosophical grounds. But you are phrasing your objection on technical, not philosophical grounds - your argument as-is simply doesn't work as a result since there is no lock down when you can unlock it any time.

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    1. Re:Un-lick it by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Jailbreaking your iPad is an option for technically-minded individuals that want to play around with the device. It's in no way at all a suitable thing for the serious user / business market. If Microsoft (or anyone) can deliver something with up to date technology like the iPad, but more open and capable, they're going to rightly wipe the floor with Apple in the business market.

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    2. Re:Un-lick it by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Jailbreaking your iPad is an option for technically-minded individuals that want to play around with the device.

      Which are exactly the same group of people that care if it is open or not.

      It's in no way at all a suitable thing for the serious user / business market.

      The serious user IS the technically minded individual (it's not so hard you need to be a UNIX GURU, it's just running a jailbreaking program).

      The business user gets to create whatever apps they feel like with enterprise development licences, they don't go through the app store.

      So jailbreaking perfectly addresses the need of the audience who would care to use it.

      If Microsoft (or anyone) can deliver something with up to date technology like the iPad, but more open and capable

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

      I don't mean to laugh so, but "Microsoft More Open" makes me crack up something fierce. Windows 7 on a tablet is open but not capable; Windows 7 mobile is capable but not open.

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    3. Re:Un-lick it by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I don't know why you are trying to prove that the iPad suits all needs. It plainly doesn't. Comments like only technically minded people care about the iPad being open are very wrong. Having to sync it with iTunes makes it utterly unsuitable for a business setting, for just one example.

      And why is being able to buy a enterprise business licence a suitable answer to deploying your software on it when the point of comparison is being able to deploy directly to any open platform without having to bother with such. Plainly a system where you can deploy what you want without paying Apple for the right to do so is better. And what of existing software written for a Windows platform that you'd like to port? Your problem is that you are going down a checklist trying to show that something can be done (with the right amount of effort, violation of vendor support T&C and / or paying extra money to Apple) when what I'm doing is looking at two products - what Apple currently have out and what we will see over the next year, and choosing what suits my needs best.

      As to your comparing a brand new product using up to date battery, screen, storage and processor with older products, it's utterly non-relevant to the point. What we're saying is we like how far technology has come - that can make something so light, long-running and relatively powerful - and that we're looking forward to when someone other than Apple releases an equivalently specced device. Which will happen sooner, rather than later. Saying "HA HA HA" and pointing at old devices means nothing. As I made clear in my very first post, I (and many others based on the replies) are all looking forward to being able to buy an iPad that's not made by Apple.

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    4. Re:Un-lick it by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you are trying to prove that the iPad suits all needs. It plainly doesn't.

      I never said it suited all needs.

      What I said was that anyone who wanted it to be open had the skill to do so, if being open was a shortcoming to them.

      There is a world of difference.

      Someone may find such a device with no built in keyboard useless. That's different than claiming the only thing wrong with it is not being open despite the fact it is if they want it to be.

      And why is being able to buy a enterprise business licence a suitable answer to deploying your software on it when the point of comparison is being able to deploy directly to any open platform without having to bother with such.

      Because I have worked in corporate IT and a small fee to customize most hardware to company specs is standard.

      Plainly a system where you can deploy what you want without paying Apple for the right to do so is better.

      Not really, since giving Apple just $300 per year lets you deploy to any number of devices and Apple builds the management tools for you. That is not a worthless thing. Not to mention you get the whole development toolchain, documentation and conference videos for free. I mean, have you priced any other enterprise development toolsets recently?

      What we're saying is we like how far technology has come - that can make something so light, long-running and relatively powerful - and that we're looking forward to when someone other than Apple releases an equivalently specced device.

      But that's a fallacy, at least if you are talking about Windows 7 tablets. They simply cannot be as light, have as good battery use, or be as cheap - because they need more hardware just to run the O.S., never mind basic applications. Physics dictates a Windows 7 tablet will always lag an iOS or Android tablet at any given point in time.

      Now Android devices might indeed come along that are equally specced, but for whatever reason we have yet to see that hardware. However an Android tablet using the current OS will suffer with having to have the extra hardware buttons - a good idea on a small device, that makes a tablet unworkable. So Android tablets are hampered more on the O.S. side until Google irons that out (which they will eventually).

      Which will happen sooner, rather than later

      Given the iPad launch date, We're already at sooner. Later is about the end of the year, or when Apple announces the next round of iPads. If you seriously do not think of a real shipping WIndows tablet within that timeframe as a joke, show us anything that's a prelude to a real shipping product that is "equally specced" in the same form factor as the iPad. Heck, even show us an upcoming Android tablet that is "equally specced" since that is at least possible! Those have been way slower in arriving than I expected, not sure what the deal is there.

      Sorry to laugh outright at your earlier assertion; I did not believe you were actually serious. Now I'll just sigh and watch the market steamroll your beliefs.

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    5. Re:Un-lick it by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      By repeatedly trying to demonstrate how every need can be met by the iPad, yes, you are effectively trying to argue that the iPad suits all needs. By arguing that no-one other technical experts would ever want an open tablet, you're entirely detached from reality as well as ignoring that jailbreaking the device voids vendor support warranties - a big no no for both individual and business users. Having a device that, for example, you need to manage by syncing it to iTunes in a business setting would be absurd. You skip over several arguments, not least the very large fact that there is a wealth of Windows based software out there that we would like to run on a tablet. You invoke the holy name of Physics, saying that its very laws dictate that a Windows-based platform must always lag behind a Mac OS X derived platform when this is not "the laws of Physics" but merely an article of faith. Two systems, both derived from desktop OS's. The laws of Physics have nothing to say about which must run best. Your argument that a Windows-based one must lag, is also not an argument that makes sense in context. What we want is a tablet that does more than the iPad. So long as performance is adequate for our needs, then our goal is to get the required features. I can say that my phone runs more quickly than my laptop, but that's meaningless if I want to do something that only a laptop can accomplish. You're arguing that a more limited device running faster, is inherently better than a more capable device running fast enough. Plainly wrong.

      Sorry to laugh outright at your earlier assertion; I did not believe you were actually serious.

      I am serious. The logical reasoning and reference to facts is the giveaway. :)

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    6. Re:Un-lick it by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Having a device that, for example, you need to manage by syncing it to iTunes in a business setting would be absurd.

      Sure would be, I wouldn't manage the iPad that way since you do not have to.

      By repeatedly trying to demonstrate how every need can be met by the iPad, yes, you are effectively trying to argue that the iPad suits all needs.

      Dude. I just laid out in that message how someone wanting an integrated physical keyboard would wan to look elsewhere.

      If you aren't going to read my messages I see no need to continue the conversation. We shall see what really happens.

      I am serious. The logical reasoning and reference to facts is the giveaway

      What facts? Your whole message was opinion and BTW totally neglected to answer the simple question; where is a Windows 7 tablet coming from on the near horizon, that will have roughly equivalent specs for the iPad? I've pointed out how Physics makes that impossible, all you've done is misread messages and claim vague generalities which aren't even true.

      I've attempted to help you understand what will happen in the market for long enough know, over time you'll realize I was right all along...

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  156. Yes, refutes it by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You really do wonders for the research last week that characterised iPad owners as selfish affluent types.

    How are the people (may not be you) wanting to hobble a device for everyone else just so the technical elite can have it work exactly the way they want not being selfish?

    I determine what I want from a device, not you.

    Only for yourself. But you don't speak for everyone else. You are not trying to; he is.

      Your comment about a "cut-rate" device make no logical sense when I'm saying I want the device to have more features.

    "I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time" - the words of Blaise Pascal point out the fallacy of your statement. It's very easy to make something with a ton of features, far harder to remove a number of them but still leave something just as useful.

    A cut rate device is in fact something which just throws in a ton of features and lets the user sort out what to do and how to glue them together to complete a task.

    Your comments about business users being a "very small market populated by low-disposable-income types" make even less sense.

    Now there I agree with you. That was kind of weird. The cut-rate part was kind of right, but certainly not the size part...

    And the way you mock people when you suspect they might not have a lot of money doesn't suggest much nice about you.

    Over time people develop a low tolerance for anyone who does not understand some things that seem very clear.

    Relax a bit. There's room for more than one type of tablet in the world.

    Many people on Slashdot certainly do not seem to think so. They want an iPad (or any tablet) to conform to THEIR idea of what the most technically useful tablet would be, and dismiss is as trash otherwise and the people who use them as garbage-scowl handlers.

    Your statement would seem to imply that in fact it's perfectly OK for Apple to build the iPad the way they see fit. Yet there is much wringing of hands here on Slashdot over that very fact. I wouldn't say he's nearly so worked up as the hand-wringers are; you direct your message in the wrong direction.

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    1. Re:Yes, refutes it by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Your statement would seem to imply that in fact it's perfectly OK for Apple to build the iPad the way they see fit. Yet there is much wringing of hands here on Slashdot over that very fact. I wouldn't say he's nearly so worked up as the hand-wringers are; you direct your message in the wrong direction.

      I haven't addressed everything you said in your post because everything is covered by the one thing that you've already observed - I didn't say I wanted to change the iPad or take it away at all. I want more products on the market so that people can get what suits them. Absurd to suggest that one device will suit everyone and yet all we have right now is one device (that utilises the latest technology). Did I address my post in the wrong direction? I don't think so. I'd invite you to go back and read his post a second time. He responded to my post about what I wanted by making logically non-sensical statements about market size and a few (attempted) personal attacks about people who wanted something other than the iPad. In fact, underlying his post seemed to be a belief that people are wrong to want something other than an iPad (else why condemn the people that do). So really if you want to condemn people for extrapolating needs "only from themself" and "low-tolerance", it would be much better directed, imo, at Pringles man, surely? You say that he's "not nearly so worked up as the hand-wringers are"? Why don't you read his badly thought out rant and tell me who's worked up. Honestly, the comments here look like a really bad astro-turfing job today and if you read through them you'll find far more self-riteous and fallacious posting in support of the iPad than you will against it. The repeated memes are that a Windows 7 derived tablet will be crap, nevermind that for business users a Windows 7 based tablet might be exactly what we want; and that we should be comparing the iPad which was released this year, with other tablets that were released years ago and were often hybrid-laptops. Whereas what we are actually doing is comparing the iPad with what will come next. And what will come next is a whole slew of other tablets, android based, windows based, palm based, and these tablets will have just the same screen, battery, processor and storage technology that the iPad has been able to take advantage of. And that's going to be a brilliant thing for the market, though maybe not for Apple. Remember for comparison, that the iPhone is the smartphone that gets all the news coverage, but Nokia has sold more of its smartphones.

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  157. You need a commodity to commoditize by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    They don't need to create a quality product.
    They only need to commoditize the tablet market.
    Like they commoditized PC's in the 80's.

    They "only" need to commoditize the tablet market? With what? They have nothing to do that with. MAYBE Windows Mobile 7, but only if it really takes off on the phone.

    The only one in a position to commoditize the tablet market is Google, yet they have seemed rather mud-footed around trying to do so. There need to be a few changes made in Android before it can really commoditize tablets. The Android tablet attempts seem really scattered and unfocused, like there is no guiding plan behind any of them.

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    1. Re:You need a commodity to commoditize by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      It really should not be too difficult to create a nice tablet, as all the hardware has been produced already (see all the netbooks). Further, a tablet is really a lot like a smartphone, but you'll have a lot more freedom of design because of the bigger form factor (more room for battery etc).

      Android could very well be used, with a few changes, like you said. MS should not be afraid to use it, as it really needs now to focus on breaking Apple's monopoly on the tablet market.

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    2. Re:You need a commodity to commoditize by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      It really should not be too difficult to create a nice tablet, as all the hardware has been produced already (see all the netbooks)

      Tablets are at a different level of miniaturization from Netbooks though. I don't think you could re-use much hardware from that design without the end result being really bulky.

      Further, a tablet is really a lot like a smartphone

      Actually I don't think it's much at all like a smartphone after writing software for the iPad and also using it day to day. You use it for different things, you even hold it differently. In terms of hardware design it's like upgrading an apartment to a three bedroom in Flatland - you have a ton more space, but it's all really spread out. It helps the battery but then what the extra battery giveth, the substantially larger screen taketh away.

      Android could very well be used, with a few changes, like you said. MS should not be afraid to use it

      They can't because Google controls it though. I honestly was sure they were going to buy Palm. Since they didn't do that, I'm not sure how well they will fare since they are delivering WM7 at the end of the year... time for iOS4.2 to come along in addition to the latest Android updates. They really needed to buy into a leg up.

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  158. The real point of the research division by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I have never seen a research division that is so awesome and also, at the same time, seemingly at odds with their market strategies which are unimaginative and trivial sounding.

    That's because the real point of the Microsoft R&D department is not to produce great products for Microsoft; it's to keep smart people from working for other companies. It is very literally an ivory tower - but the lock is on the outside.

    Just like Microsoft seeing an up and coming company would sometimes buy a great product out and then let it wither (iViewMedia Pro).

    Google figured that out though and I don't think the technique really works anymore. If you were a brilliant researcher would you be more inclined to work for Google where you could use your 20% to deliver on your vision, or go to Microsoft where you could present brilliant ideas that would never be used in a product?

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  159. "Usability" by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    "Usability" is a technidcal term. You can theoretically browse the web with wget -O -, but that is not "usable."

  160. I have an N900 by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    The browser is quite good, quite usable, though not quite as good as the iPhone.

    I'm talking about the state of the art when the iPhone came out. At that time my brother had an E60 (Symbian based blackberry look alike), and it definitely sucked very hard.

  161. Ballmer at its best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Endless amusement.

  162. Fear and Loathing in Uranus. by dogzdik · · Score: 0
    Uh fuck Ballmer.

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    And his shitty company making shitty "stolen ideas" software.

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    Fuck Microsoft and their fragmented product lines.

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    And their fragmented and fucked up pricing structures.

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    Fuck Microsoft - period.

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    Ubuntu linux = all in, first go; and generally quite reliable.

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  163. ballmerpad power on self test by almondo · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it will have an image of Steve with a head that spins all the way around on power up?

  164. Copy iPad? What about copying Google??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait... I thought internet search was "job one urgency" ? Perhaps he's not asleep at the "switch" but perhaps he's having muscle spasms?

  165. iirc... by hitmark · · Score: 1

    there was a recent story that the last microsoft attempt at launching a tablet pc got nowhere thanks to infighting at microsoft HQ.

    basically, the exec managing ms office didnt share his boss's interest in alternate inputs, and so blocked every attempt at making ms office more friendly to such. End result, you could not write a formula directly into a excel cell, but needed to use a generic input dialog window that would then attempt to translate that into text that would go into the cell.

    this compared to the transforming keyboard that apple showed of for the ipad (presenting calculator and formula entering options) and one see how bad it can get. I wonder if apple will scale up from their soho style offerings any time soon, perhaps with a xserve and iwork for windows combo. Still, i guess they need to maintain their underdog appearance to not get antitrust-stomped.

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  166. But it was still a PC... by crovira · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with the tablets that were investigated at the bank where I consulted was that they brought nothing worth bothering about. With MS security problems, they weren't interested. (They had many tens of thousands of PCs. Saving money would have interested them.)

    Changing form factor just to run MS stuff on a portable, (stealable,) insecure, low-power platform just was not an appealing option to people who were quite content to have everything done much cheaper on their locked-down LANs and intranets.

    Microsoft has to fight their own existing customer base and that is NOT happening. The "palace eunuchs", the accountants, won't let it. In fact they're legally obliged NOT TO.

    Microsoft has always made their money from selling their stuff to people who didn't have to use it.

    Ergo, the Zune and the other flops. (The X-Box is the ONLY qualified success.)

    While Balmer embarrasses himself doing the "developers dance" with a complete lack of style, poise or acumen, Microsoft still collects its "Microsoft Tax" from the locked-in and probably resentful buyers of PCs (who try NOT to make any changes but the planned obsolescence of the PC industry means that its cheaper to to buy new hardware than to take it in to be repaired [specially with the development of NAS with hot-swappable drives reaching even the smallest businesses.])

    As long as Microsoft is making money, lets pray they don't get rid of "Ol' Clueless."

    Microsoft's biggest handicap is the "fool on the hill."

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  167. Barking Dog Ballmer by FredHStein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ballmer is dog barking at every truck that rolls by. He has no clue about the truck. He hears noise. He barks.

  168. Its not OR, its AND by crovira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have to stop with your 'Winner take all" mentality.

    Apple is quite happy NOT making cars, GPS systems, kitchen cabinets or of being the sole provisioner of everything to everybody. (There is something very "Soviet Union" in that attitude.)

    Apple makes cool products. Sometime those products USE computers to make them cool.

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  169. As long as its not HARDWARE.... by crovira · · Score: 1

    any app from anybody can get onto the iTunes store.

    But it better not endanger the hardware "USER Experience."

    That invalidates the statement about making "an app that makes that kind of money you can bet your ass Apple will kill it by copying it, extending it and including it in their base app set for the ipad."

    However, Apple has some features that it wants to keep for itself, to create FaceTime for instance. That will sell a whole lot of iPhones to people with, uh, dirty minds. (DIY p0rn starring YOU! :-)

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  170. That's so stupid, you must be chaneling Balmer by crovira · · Score: 1

    FUGGEDABOUDIT!

    The iPad will never, NEVER, be powerful enough to run Office apps well.

    Apple is now developing chip designs to get QuickTime run in hardware.

    You're pushing a "general CPU" approach while Apple is going entirely in the other direction.

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  171. You're 100% wrong--Apple vs. San Francisco Canyon by bonch · · Score: 1

    Apple versus San Francisco Canyon

    In August 1997, Apple and Microsoft announced a settlement deal. Apple would drop all current lawsuits, including all lingering issues from the Apple Computer, Inc. v. Microsoft Corp. lawsuit and the "QuickTime source code" lawsuit, and agree to make Internet Explorer the default browser on the Macintosh unless the user explicitly chose the bundled Netscape browser. In return, Microsoft agreed to continue developing Office, Internet Explorer, and various developer tools and software for the Mac for the next five years, and purchase $150 million of non-voting Apple stock.

    The companies also agreed to mutual collaboration on Java technologies, and to cross-license all existing patents, and patents obtained during the five-year deal, with one another.

    You're flat-out wrong. Whoever modded you up is equally idiotic.

    Next.

  172. Apple v. San Francisco Canyon by bonch · · Score: 1

    Hey, troll who uses random bold formatting for attention:

    Apple v. San Francisco Canyon

    In August 1997, Apple and Microsoft announced a settlement deal. Apple would drop all current lawsuits, including all lingering issues from the Apple Computer, Inc. v. Microsoft Corp. lawsuit and the "QuickTime source code" lawsuit, and agree to make Internet Explorer the default browser on the Macintosh unless the user explicitly chose the bundled Netscape browser. In return, Microsoft agreed to continue developing Office, Internet Explorer, and various developer tools and software for the Mac for the next five years, and purchase $150 million of non-voting Apple stock.

    The companies also agreed to mutual collaboration on Java technologies, and to cross-license all existing patents, and patents obtained during the five-year deal, with one another.

  173. It's OR, not XOR by SEE · · Score: 1

    Which is to say, if AND happens, it's compatible with my prediction, but I'm not going to expect AND.

    And Apple is making GPS systems, actually. At least, the in-car standalone GPS has been absolutely murdered by the iPhone and Android phones recently.

  174. Who was condemned by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    else why condemn the people that do

    But he is not condemning people who want something other than an iPad. He is condemning people who want to make the iPad something other than what it is.

    Whereas what we are actually doing is comparing the iPad with what will come next. And what will come next is a whole slew of other tablets, android based, windows based, palm based, and these tablets will have just the same screen, battery, processor and storage technology that the iPad has been able to take advantage of.

    And this is key. Because it does mean something like an Android or Palm tablet has a chance, and means that a Windows 7 tablet will always come off poor in comparison - because in running side by side it will always seem slower, or the hardware will be much larger. It will always have a large glaring flaw next to these other devices. What hardware maker would ship that after years of promises from Microsoft with no delivery of customers? HP saw that same issue, and that's why they pulled the ripcord and bought Palm.

    It sounds like HP may still deliver a Windows 7 tablet "for enterprise use" in the fall. But I'll bet the form factor (and battery life) is not that close to the iPad. Or even the price... probably around $1k. If I were a company I'd be way more interested in customizing a lot more cheap iPads rather than hope HP doesn't drop out of the Windows 7 Tablet market again...

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    1. Re:Who was condemned by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      But he is not condemning people who want something other than an iPad. He is condemning people who want to make the iPad something other than what it is

      No, I posted a comment about how I was looking forward to a tablet from someone other than Apple, and he responded with a non-sensical screed about how I should enjoy my cut-rate crapola I buy at Wallmart amongst other things. Stop defending the cretin just because he's slavishly pro-Apple. You keep arguing against people who want to turn the iPad into something its not. Well go out and find some such people because no-one here is trying to change or take your iPad away from you - we're all saying we want more choice, not less. And yet you keep acting as if saying we find the iPad unduly limited for our needs is us trying to take it away from others. Did you even read the first post I was replying to? It was a really stupid analogy that implied Microsoft releasing a tablet was equivalent to them taking people's iPads away. Did IQ's suddently drop, while I was away? Please stop mischaracterising what I'm saying. It doesn't do you any favours with me and I doubt anyone still bothering to read this thread can't see that what you're saying only applies to fictional posters that aren't us.

      And this is key. Because it does mean something like an Android or Palm tablet has a chance, and means that a Windows 7 tablet will always come off poor in comparison - because in running side by side it will always seem slower, or the hardware will be much larger.

      This seems to be an article of faith for you. Microsoft will have access to the exact same technology as Apple. There's nothing to stop them making something just as light, same size, same (or better) spec. If it has a cut-down Windows 7 derivative on it, then I'll likely be able to do all the things with it that Apple prevented me doing with the iPad. Bang - instant market!

      Please stop arguing that people who want more choice are in some way trying to take people's iPads away from them. Please stop trying to rationalise the ramblings of the cretin who ranted about Pringles. Please stop repeating as an article of faith that anything MS produces must be shit. I have a Windows 7 laptop. It's more powerful than Macs that cost more and the UI is just as nice (nicer to my preferences). I don't therefore see why a similar situation cannot exist on the tablet form factor.

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  175. Re:You're 100% wrong--Apple vs. San Francisco Cany by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    " Whoever modded you up is equally idiotic."

    and you're an idiot for trusting a fake wiki like "wikia.com"

    wikipedia.org:
    "Because much of the court's ruling was based on the original licensing agreement between Apple and Microsoft for Windows 1.0, it made the case more of a contractual matter than of copyright law, to the chagrin of Apple. This also meant that the court avoided a more far-reaching "look and feel copyright" precedent ruling. However, the case did establish that the analytic dissection (rather than the general "look and feel") of a user interface is vital to any copyright decision on such matters. In 1997, five years after the lawsuit was decided, all lingering infringement questions against Microsoft regarding the Lisa and Macintosh GUI as well as Apple's "QuickTime piracy" lawsuit against Microsoft were settled in direct negotiations. Apple agreed to make Internet Explorer their default browser, to the detriment of Netscape. Microsoft agreed to continue developing Microsoft Office and other software for the Mac over the next five years. Microsoft also purchased $150 million of non-voting Apple stock, helping Apple in its financial struggles at the time. Both parties entered into a patent cross-licensing agreement."

    See the "Microsoft also purchased"? Wasn't really part of the lawsuit, it just "also" happened in 1997 "helping Apple in its financial struggles at the time". Apple was a sinking ship and Microsoft rescued them.

    What's wrong with Microsoft helping Apple? Why can't anyone just admit what really happened? The news confirms it.

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  176. Re:You're 100% wrong--Apple vs. San Francisco Cany by bonch · · Score: 1

    What the hell? Nothing in your post refuted what I posted. You're a terrible troll.

    You claimed that there was no stolen Quicktime code leading to the settlement, yet the very block of text you quote mentions the "Quicktime piracy" lawsuit! Might want to read what you're pasting next time.

    Absolutely nobody questions that it was help for Apple to have Microsoft buy non-voting stocks, but you claimed they were directly responsible for things like the iPhone, which is retarded. What saved Apple was the iMac and, three years later, the iPod..

    Your argument was destroyed, and you were properly downvoted for it. Next.