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  1. Re:Puppet. on Ask Slashdot: Unattended Maintenance Windows? · · Score: 2

    Just having a proper IT infrastructure works even better.

    Patch and reboot secondary server at 11am. everything checks out, put it online and promote it to primary. All done. Now migrate the changes to the backup, Pack up the laptop and head home at 5pm... not a problem. Our SQL setup has 3 servers we upgrade one and promote it, the upgrade #2 #3 stays at the previous revisions until 5 days have passed so we have a rollback. Yes data is synced across all three, worst case if TWO servers were to explode, we will lose 15 minutes of data entry.

    I NEVER do late at night or weekend maintenance anymore. Servers are dirt fricking cheap to not have redundants always running and ready to drop in.

  2. Re:Buy Surge Protectors on Insurance Claims Reveal Hidden Electronic Damage From Geomagnetic Storms · · Score: 1

    Tubes are why. I suggest you read up on how Commercial high power transmitters work.

  3. Obvious answer.... on Arecibo Radio Telescope Confirms Extra-galactic Fast Radio Pulses · · Score: 1

    "These fast radio flashes could just as easily turn out to be something entirely unpredicted."

    Like someone stalled on the hyperspace bypass.. they keep trying to restart the ship but it just will not catch...

  4. Re:Buy Surge Protectors on Insurance Claims Reveal Hidden Electronic Damage From Geomagnetic Storms · · Score: 4, Interesting

    99% of the surge suppressors you can buy at stores are useless crap that simply use a $0.29 MOV to shunt a voltage spike. they will do NOTHING to stop most real problems that come in on data lines and NOT power. Those things are designed to stop surges from your vacuum cleaner, your furnace and AC, and the industrial building down the street.

    We have customers whine every thunderstorm asking why did their $9.95 surge suppressor not stop lightning damage... It cant, in fact you can not buy anything on this planet that can stop a close or direct lightning hit.

    I have seen lightning blow up electronics that were unplugged and sitting in the cardboard box. getting a hard strike 8 feet from the south wall where all the gear was going to be installed. Every single device was fried when we opened the boxes and hooked it up.

  5. Industry being destroyed! on Insurance Claims Reveal Hidden Electronic Damage From Geomagnetic Storms · · Score: 1

    "they calculate that the economic impact of geomagnetic damage must amount to several billion dollars per year."

    We can not tolerate this economic disaster hitting the very low profit insurance industry! WE shoud act and demand congress solve this issue by blowing up the SUN to eliminate these solar geomagnetic storms.

  6. Re:Time to abolish patents on Google, Dropbox, and Others Forge Patent "Arms Control Pact" · · Score: 1

    Keep telling yourself that...

    They will only do good with their new ultimate power! Nobody in history has ever abused their power...

  7. Re:Oh I see... on Hacking a Tesla Model S Could Net $10,000 Prize · · Score: 1

    That is easy, when you flash the firmware on many of the high security types of systems it increments a counter when the bootloader loads the new firmware. they simply look at the counter and see if it matched the last time it was in for an update or was reported on the last update.

    It's as simple as a small cheap i2C eeprom hidden away on the system that is not easily read from the running OS. the hacker would haveto disassemble the system hardware and basically reverse engineer the board to discover it. I have seen them hidden under other chips to save board space, but doing that would hide it from most hackers.

  8. Re:What about the bankers? on Judge Shoots Down "Bitcoin Isn't Money" Argument In Silk Road Trial · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually most of America would applaud the SWAT team entering banks with shotguns and tasers.

    Listening to an investment banker on the floor screaming "dont taze me bro" would pretty much make every single person on the planet smile at the same time. It would cause world peace and make cold fusion work.

  9. Olimex boards. on Ask Slashdot: Best Dedicated Low Power Embedded Dev System Choice? · · Score: 1

    Far more OI, better all the way around.

    https://www.olimex.com/Product...

  10. Re:Battery life on The Future of Wearables: Standalone, Unobtrusive, and Everywhere · · Score: 2

    you have been able to buy cellphone watches for years now. Search ebay for "GSM watch"

  11. Re:NOT ME !! on The Future of Wearables: Standalone, Unobtrusive, and Everywhere · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Siri, How do I get icky dying person off my shoes?"

  12. Re:Only Android? on Avast Buys 20 Used Phones, Recovers 40,000 Deleted Photos · · Score: 1

    Except for all of the copies in the iCloud.

  13. Re:Garbage In on Avast Buys 20 Used Phones, Recovers 40,000 Deleted Photos · · Score: 1

    Google allows it, which is wrong. Google can easily say, "if you do not provide a clean pure android on your phone you can NOT call it android in any way and you can not even say that it is "compatible" Also it's not just AT&T. HTC bakes in all kinds of complete crap that ruins the phone.

    That would stop it instantly.

  14. Re:Garbage In on Avast Buys 20 Used Phones, Recovers 40,000 Deleted Photos · · Score: 1

    Not if you buy a phone from AT&T or Verizon. They pile so much crap into the locked storage it's not funny.

  15. Re:Garbage In on Avast Buys 20 Used Phones, Recovers 40,000 Deleted Photos · · Score: 1

    "Users do not have control because we're experiencing what Oligarchy feels like."

    no Users do not have control because they refuse to learn. Cyanogenmod is your path to bliss and control for Android. If you "cant be bothered" with learning how to install it, then privacy and control are really not that important to you.

  16. Re:Where the fault lies? on Avast Buys 20 Used Phones, Recovers 40,000 Deleted Photos · · Score: 2

    He has a special edition otterbox case that is filled with C4 explosives. if the phone gets more than 6 feet from him it detonates. sadly he goes through about 40 phones a year.

  17. Re:Where the fault lies? on Avast Buys 20 Used Phones, Recovers 40,000 Deleted Photos · · Score: 1

    It does if you enable security and turn on locking. Betting all those phones never had a lock pin so the data was held in flash without any encryption.

  18. Re:it depends on what "skilled worker" means. on No Shortage In Tech Workers, Advocacy Groups Say · · Score: 1

    But hiring competent employees means paying them a fair wage... and we cant have that.

  19. Re:Christmas is coming early this year on TSA Prohibits Taking Discharged Electronic Devices Onto Planes · · Score: 1

    You are assuming that TSA agents can read. I will bet there are some barney fifes wearing that badge that will try and push it on domestic flights.

  20. Check canada laws... on DC Entertainment Won't Allow Superman Logo On Murdered Child's Memorial Statue · · Score: 1

    Art in some countries can tell a copyright holder to STFU legally. IF Canada protects art then do it anyways.

  21. Re:Christmas is coming early this year on TSA Prohibits Taking Discharged Electronic Devices Onto Planes · · Score: 1

    Vegas. Dirt freaking cheap to fly to Vegas mid week from Ohare.

  22. Re:Christmas is coming early this year on TSA Prohibits Taking Discharged Electronic Devices Onto Planes · · Score: 0

    HTC flagship phones can not be disassembled at ALL to remove the battery. in fact the HTC ONE M8 cant be repaired in any way. it's a $700 throw away.

  23. Re:Not to worry on No Shortage In Tech Workers, Advocacy Groups Say · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dear silly grad. your skills in C# are worthless.

    Want to make really good money? Learn how to manage an AS400 completely. There are incredibly few that can and there are a LARGE number of companies still using them. So you can demand $65.00 an hour.

    Hell my company pays a guy $160 an hour to come in for 10 hours a week to work on our systems. HE WORKS 10 HOURS A WEEK and takes home $1600.

    Those of you going into CS are morons, Supporting old tech that companies will not upgrade is where the real money is at.

  24. Re:it depends on what "skilled worker" means. on No Shortage In Tech Workers, Advocacy Groups Say · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not that the new support staff is incompetent and useless. It's that your company's executives are incompetent and useless.

  25. Re:Two sides to every issue on No Shortage In Tech Workers, Advocacy Groups Say · · Score: 2

    Gotta love rules that almost enforce a form of slavery.