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TSA Prohibits Taking Discharged Electronic Devices Onto Planes

Trachman writes The US Transport Security Administration revealed on Sunday that enhanced security procedures on flights coming to the US now include not allowing uncharged cell phones and other devices onto planes. “During the security examination, officers may also ask that owners power up some devices, including cell phones. Powerless devices will not be permitted on board the aircraft. The traveler may also undergo additional screening,” TSA said in a statement.

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  1. Christmas is coming early this year by qbast · · Score: 5, Funny

    All those free phones, tablets, laptops, etc. - it is great to be working for TSA!

    1. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Apropos of this; (but absurdly NSFW, so cube drones who aren't also the IT guy who controls the local censorship appliance watch with caution) TSA Gangstaz!

      Takin' Suckaz Assets.

    2. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by VernonNemitz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The TSA is probably thinking that if the battery in your gadget doesn't work, it might not actually be a battery...so, just to be on the safe side....

    3. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

      The TSA is probably thinking

      LOL!

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    4. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...at the expense of freedom, privacy, dignity, time and your electronics.

      Fuck the United States, fuck them all the way to oblivion.

    5. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are looking for child porno and other illegal data. They can't check without power

    6. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by nospam007 · · Score: 0

      "All those free phones, tablets, laptops, etc. - it is great to be working for TSA!"

      Yeah, people will dump their 500-700$ 'precious' just to get on a 29.95$ flight.

      They will renounce the flight and the airline will have to remove the baggage already on-board.
      Same procedure with the other 5 people with that problem in the line.

      It will be fun to watch.

    7. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by nospam007 · · Score: 1, Funny

      "The TSA is probably thinking that if the battery in your gadget doesn't work, it might not actually be a battery...so, just to be on the safe side...."

      Most people can show them the battery, that would be easier.
      Let the power problem just be a matter for the iOS users.

    8. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The TSA is probably thinking that if the battery in your gadget doesn't work, it might not actually be a battery...so, just to be on the safe side....

      Most likely, this is tied to the announcement of the discovery of explosives that don't trigger the standard explosive detectors. So the battery really could be a bomb.

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    9. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by tbuddy · · Score: 2

      Most non-Samsung phones have batteries that are not accessible, including the Nexus 5, most LG, most Motos, and tons of others. Many Samsung owner I know don't know they can replace their battery also. Most don't know the difference between a SIM and MicroSD card either.

    10. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by CodeArtisan · · Score: 0

      Many Samsung owner I know don't know they can replace their battery also. Most don't know the difference between a SIM and MicroSD card either.

      Really? Because almost every Samsung owner I know factored in a replacable battery as part of their buying decision.

    11. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you're flying where you're getting to go for $29.95... However side note, there are a good number of people who travel for business, who find themselves in a situation of "if I don't get to my meeting on time, I will not have a job come tomorrow" who would probably toss what they think of as a $200 phone not understanding the subsidy prices.

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    12. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by qbast · · Score: 1

      Can you even do that? If I remember correctly you can't just stop in the middle of security procedure and go back. So your $500 precious is going to some happy TSA goon anyway.

    13. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Chickenlips · · Score: 1

      More likely they want to see that the phone's guts haven't been replaced with something of a more destructive nature. The battery would be useful either way.

    14. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by dak664 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Such a bomb could well house a small battery for detonation, big enough to also power the device for a short time for the trigger swipe. Rejecting devices that don't work is absolute insanity.

    15. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by lgw · · Score: 1

      I have an old LG phone with a replaceable battery (which I just replaced to add a bit more life to the clunker). You bet it figures into my next buying decision - which Samsung to buy.

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    16. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      A-Fucking-Men!

      Defending this affront to the Constitution and American people is disgusting.

    17. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Lumpy · · Score: 0

      HTC flagship phones can not be disassembled at ALL to remove the battery. in fact the HTC ONE M8 cant be repaired in any way. it's a $700 throw away.

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    18. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Vegas. Dirt freaking cheap to fly to Vegas mid week from Ohare.

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    19. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      Only affects international flights flying to the US at this time.

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    20. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are correct, but it is even worse than that. We hear every year about batteries catching fire or burning people or whatever. A discharged battery can't do that - it is much safer than a charged battery (there are still chemicals and whatnot, but the heat issue doesn't happen with discharged batteries). So they are saying that we want to block the safest devices from going onto the plane.

    21. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      They would allow it a couple years back...not sure if it's still the case. I had forgotten that I had my Leatherman in my bag when going through security. They offered to let me exit, but as it would have made me miss the flight, it wasn't worth the ~$60 I'd paid to do so.

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    22. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so just replace one of the cells with [whatever] and jump the wires around that one.

      Fortunately, I had the presence of mind not to point this out to the agent who insisted that I power on my laptop. The battery was dead, so I offered to plug it in for them. The agent just rolled her eyes and let me by. I think she was delighted to have confiscated my open bottle of gin. Still wasn't as fun as the time I was dressed military surplus fatigues and playing a tin whistle; the National Guardsman with the M-16 was nice about it, asked a few questions, and let me be. Another time I was asked if the picture of Gauss on my laptop was of a Frenchman. He was happy to learn that he was, in fact, German.

      Life was a lot more fun when I was bugshit crazy. Remember kids, the Somebody Else's Problem field is real. No one likes hassling someone who is weird enough to actually be (or at least seem) unpredictable.

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    23. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Such a bomb could well house a small battery for detonation, big enough to also power the device for a short time for the trigger swipe. Rejecting devices that don't work is absolute insanity.

      A bomb is a device with a high level of potential energy that can be released very rapidly.

      So are batteries, as Apple, among others, has proven.

    24. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I have a lower-end HTC One on the desk here, and... yep. You're right. I'd need a scalpel to get this thing open, and it isn't going back together after.

    25. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by nospam007 · · Score: 0

      "I don't know where you're flying where you're getting to go for $29.95..."

      From Germany to Ireland, from Northern France to Spain, from Belgium to Italy, everywhere where the low cost airlines fly.

      I just checked Ryanair.com a minute ago and there are flights for 19.99€ (27.19$) from my nearest airport Frankfurt Hahn to Milano(italy) or London(GB) Montpellier(France) or Venice(italy)

      "I will not have a job come tomorrow" who would probably toss what they think of as a $200 phone not understanding the subsidy prices."

      Indeed. And those people also don't understand backups.

    26. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The TSA is probably thinking that if the battery in your gadget doesn't work, it might not actually be a battery...so, just to be on the safe side....

      Security theatre at its best. It would be almost as easy to replace all but one cell with something else.
      That way the laptop still boots up and can operate fine for 5 minutes or so. This solves nothing.

    27. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Wycliffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The first flight I took after 9/11 I remember seeing postal boxes where you could mail confiscated items back to
      yourself if you accidently brought something that wasn't allowed. Sadly I haven't seen these in recent flights.
      The TSA should be required to mail high value items back to you and should destroy (not resell) other confiscated
      items.

    28. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't see a problem showing a device is working as intended. If it can prevent even one bomb from going on a plane it's well worth it.
      I don't see why people are getting bent out of shape about this. Take a chill pill people.

    29. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not insanity - it's all about reducing risk.

      Think in terms of Venn diagrams: start with "people who want to blow up an airplane". Now add "people who can build an airplane-destroying device into an iPhone". Now draw the circle for "people who can make the device still appear to function while also containing the airplane-destroying device". Now add "operatives smart and poised enough to carry out the attack but willing to kill themselves in the process". The intersection keeps getting smaller and smaller.

      You don't need to make everything impossible - you just need to make it very unlikely. For reasons that we don't need to agree upon or nail down in this discussion, aircraft are very attractive targets. Successful (and even unsuccessful) attacks are major news events. There is nothing "insane" about recognizing and reacting to this reality.

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    30. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Yes, because it'd be impossible to modify a batter so that 5% is functional (at least, functional enough to turn on the device for a few seconds) and the rest is... whatever.

    31. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I was just stopped because I forgot to take my suntan lotion out of my kid's diaper bag. They offered to let me go back and check it if I wanted. I declined :)

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    32. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that when viewed in context, these contractions of the area in which our freedom exists simply do not add up to a bonna fide concern for the safety of the citizenry.

      Also, fuck you, apologist.

    33. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Jawnn · · Score: 2

      Insanity? Welll, yes. But that's the very definition of good theater, in my book.

    34. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by krashnburn200 · · Score: 1

      illegal data

      Nothing more to say,
      nothing more needed.

    35. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by PRMan · · Score: 1

      True. I haven't needed it yet, but the fact that I CAN replace it is a large part of why I like the Samsung.

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    36. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by khasim · · Score: 1

      Think in terms of Venn diagrams: start with "people who want to blow up an airplane".

      I'd change that to "people anywhere in the world who want to blow up a plane in the USofA". Which is a large number of people.

      But then:

      Now add "operatives smart and poised enough to carry out the attack but willing to kill themselves in the process".

      Another slight change. "Operatives smart and poised enough to carry out the attack in the USofA but willing to ...". This is a very, very, very small number.

      You don't need any of the other qualifiers because with just those two criteria you've reduced the number to almost non-existence.

      So the problem would be to find someone who fit the "smart and poised" category. Once that person is found, you can teach him/her whatever is needed from a technical standpoint.

      It's not insanity - it's all about reducing risk.

      I disagree. The risk is already almost non-existent. Causing more difficulties for non-threat people will not reduce the risk any further.

    37. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by PRMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because inevitably if you travel for any extended length of time your battery WILL be dead. Now visitors to our country start by throwing away their PHONE? Yeah, that's going to encourage tourism...

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    38. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by ruir · · Score: 2

      You are stupid. This is not about seeing the device is built for the purpose, is about having them ready for snooping around.

    39. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by PRMan · · Score: 2

      And how many cell phone battery bombs have there been yet?

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    40. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      So you don't carry around your charger?

    41. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      how many will it take for it to be a problem. Do we have to wait for a plane to fall from the sky to be pro-active?

      There was a shoe bomb. Electronics are hard to screen using the xray. Shoes aren't.

    42. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The risk is already almost non-existent.

      But not non-existent, as history has shown. Take away the security and you don't even need "smart" or "poised". Any doofus who can hold a bag will do. Keep security static and you don't need smart people - just enough attempts from dullards until they chance upon a workaround, the way penicillin eventually adapts to an antibiotic.

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    43. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by cellocgw · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't see a problem showing a device is working as intended. If it can prevent even one bomb from going on a plane it's well worth it.
      I don't see why people are getting bent out of shape about this. Take a chill pill people.

      Dunno why I'm responding to a subhuman troll, but hey it's Monday, so:

      First of all, it won't prevent any bombs from being brought onboard. How difficult do you think it is to show a working laptop which happens to have 500g of C4 wedged inside?
      Second, it's an absurd abuse of reality, since as everyone and his brother already said, any device w/ dead battery -- or heaven forbid, some toy that only runs on AC and you didn't bring the adapter-- gets tagged as "dangerous terrorist thingie."
      Third, it'll be cheaper to pay $10 million per person injured, let alone killed, by your fictional device-bomb than the direct and indirect cost of this screening program.

      Finally, it'll take approximately negative 5 seconds for any potential bomber (of which there aren't any in the first place) to use some other gizmo to carry a bomb. Like a fake tin of sardines. Ooops, apologies to everyone who was going to bring a snack on board.

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    44. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Spirit Air.

      For when you absolutely have to fly the worst airline for cheap.

      https://www.spirit.com/StaticF...

    45. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I effortlessly remove the battery from my Nexus 5 regularly. Since when does having to pop the back off constitute inaccessibility?

    46. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [ ] TSA
      [ ] Insanity
      Select two

    47. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by arkenian · · Score: 1

      So the thing is... this isn't really new. I can remember back long before there even WAS a TSA, back when laptops were the hot new portable device . . . And security would often ask you to power it on. And if its battery was dead, you could plug it in first. I agree it can be a bit of a problem because batteries often get used up in the course of travel, and I'd be interested to see how security actually handles it. I traveled just a few days ago, and they certainly weren't requiring EVERY passenger to demonstrate their devices. Also: When first going through security, I very rarely have a problem with my phone being dead because, you know, I'm just STARTING to travel, not after a long day of it. (Although I won't say never. It has happened)

    48. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'd better cut your head open to make sure you don't have a bomb in there. With the lack of a brain, there's plenty of room for you to hide one in there.

    49. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      How difficult do you think it is to show a working laptop which happens to have 500g of C4 wedged inside?

      Quite difficult. C4 has a density of 1.6 gm/cc. So 500g of C4 would occupy 300cc. That is more than half the volume of my laptop, including the case. I would have to strip out the battery, and circuit board. I don't see any way to do that, and have it still work.

    50. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by khasim · · Score: 1

      Take away the security and you don't even need "smart" or "poised".

      No one is saying that there should not be any security.

      Keep security static and you don't need smart people - just enough attempts from dullards until they chance upon a workaround, the way penicillin eventually adapts to an antibiotic.

      You might want to review that. And the "dullards" still need a basic level of competence. And that basic level of competence is what is extremely rare.

      But not non-existent, as history has shown.

      And it will never be "non-existent". Ever. As long as airplanes are still used. So putting "non-existent" as a criteria means that you will always fail.

      And you will never know if the money being spent is not being wasted because there incidents are so rare already.

      So your point about "reducing risk" is meaningless.

    51. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by chuckugly · · Score: 2

      Just replace the explosive the bomb maker was going to pack in the battery compartment with a tiny battery plus almost the same explosives, and as a bonus they can side load and use a "My Little Detonator" app.

    52. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      So putting "non-existent" as a criteria means that you will always fail.

      That is exactly my point. Security does not have to be perfect to be valuable.

      And you will never know if the money being spent is not being wasted because there incidents are so rare already.

      There are many places where traditional methods of statistical research will fail. This is one of them. Instead we have to learn from our experience. For instance: some incompetent people were recruited to light bombs in their shoes - now shoes go through the x-ray machine. People found a way to mix the explosives behind security - now we can't have substantial amounts of liquids. People hijacked airliners with box cutters - now we have reinforced doors and pocket knife restrictions.

      Now I'll concede that it is entirely possible that this latest regulation is based upon some scenario in some bureaucrat's mind. It is also possible that, like the liquids regulation, it is done for a perfectly good reason. Only time will tell.

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    53. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts exactly, but there are a few other considerations:
      Battery might be an explosive if turned on
      Battery might be contraband/espionage
      Battery might have died between/during multiple screening during multiple transit shifts

      Though I'm more likely to think it's #2 than #1

      That said, there's nothing stopping someone from literately cutting the battery down or making one that just fits the space, just it makes it less "cheap" to use as an explosive or contraband device. Think of the empty space in the Wii U's tablet controller. One could switch from the factory battery to an external one (look at the iphone sleeve type batteries) and hide something in the space.

    54. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      They are looking for child porno and other illegal data. They can't check without power

      do you have a citation for this? my understanding is they're looking for devices that are an immediate danger for that flight.

    55. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      Terrorists could gut a tablet and put in c4. You wouldn't know from an xray, but the device wouldn't work. Also if the government had installed readers to download your phone data it wouldn't work without power.

    56. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently TSA does not trust NSA technology.

    57. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by alva_edison · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So putting "non-existent" as a criteria means that you will always fail.

      That is exactly my point. Security does not have to be perfect to be valuable.

      And you will never know if the money being spent is not being wasted because there incidents are so rare already.

      There are many places where traditional methods of statistical research will fail. This is one of them. Instead we have to learn from our experience. For instance: some incompetent people were recruited to light bombs in their shoes - now shoes go through the x-ray machine. People found a way to mix the explosives behind security - now we can't have substantial amounts of liquids. People hijacked airliners with box cutters - now we have reinforced doors and pocket knife restrictions.

      Now I'll concede that it is entirely possible that this latest regulation is based upon some scenario in some bureaucrat's mind. It is also possible that, like the liquids regulation, it is done for a perfectly good reason. Only time will tell.

      None of the regulations you cited are actually reasonable. The vanishingly small amount of security we gained is not worth the large amount of freedom we've given up for it.

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    58. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have to 'work', it just needs to display a BIOS-type screen for a few seconds so the TSA can glance at it and grunt.

    59. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Any proof of this or you own personal speculation.

    60. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never thought of using a custom built device for the purpose? If you're going through all the trouble, I mean. Get a netbook board (hint: they're very small) in a large device and the rest of the plan should be obvious. They're not testing for whether or not the device is what it says it is, but rather "does it appear to be a functional laptop". Make it appear to be a functional laptop and you have your 'doomsday device' that aught to more than easily get through this trivial screening method.

      Want a process that will be harder to fool? Swab for residue and/or bomb-sniffing dogs. More likely to be more accurate in detection of suspicious devices and you won't be required to actually perform a fool's errand for security. Added bonus, it'd probably be just as fast, if not faster, to complete the tests.

    61. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Moral of your argument: Life money.

      MIND BLOWN!

    62. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by kogut · · Score: 1

      "Only time will tell."

      Maybe not. Because when you effectively deter a very low-probability event, you may not ever "know" you've deterred it.

      This is why the TSA has a difficult PR task. We spend billions on them, and as far as we can tell they do nothing except annoy us.

      But maybe they detered the great Shoe Bomb Epidemic of 2010? Who knows.

    63. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      There's a quick fix for this, ban all humans and luggage from flight, hell, ban the aircraft and flight in general too. Guns do not kill people, nor do bombs, it is people that kill people. This would waste quite a bit less time when it comes to their hidden directive of killing the US economy and going full on communist..

    64. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Sure, but most explosive materials are easily visible if not concealed in the LCD screen or the battery itself. What the check does (and my understanding it's thorough) is that the components that CANNOT be checked via X-ray will be hopefully caught using the "turn on" policy. Although the article doesn't specify this, common practice in the past was to only force this extra step on laptops for which the X-ray could not get a good reading on.

      TSA is going to get lots of heat for this (same as in the 90s when this process was originally implemented and then removed) and they know it. They would not do this if national security didn't require it. It only affects overseas flights in case you didn't read the article.

    65. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Life smaller than money (it didn't take the markup char)

    66. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      If you have actual data to add, e.g. their justification (right or wrong), then post it. Otherwise, add some value with your whiny emotional objection, or else piss off. Coward.

    67. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      But maybe they detered the great Shoe Bomb Epidemic of 2010? Who knows.

      You laugh, but the shoe bomb could have gone either way. One wonders what might have happened if the guy had lit the thing in a restroom instead of trying to light it in full view of the other passengers. The underwear bomber is a similar fellow. What do you expect the TSA to do in response to these guys? They have to change their methods.

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    68. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      So you would be content to have security ignore the shoe bomb possibility? This seems irrational, given that only a bit of luck (he got the fuse wet) thwarted Reid's attack. It is not exactly a stretch to imagine people trying the shoe angle over and over again until it worked.

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    69. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why a netbook, a strawberry cupcake (*) would be enough

      (*) not using the real fruit for security reasons

    70. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      ....or the battery itself.

      Right, so instead of packing just explosives, pack a tiny battery and explosives, in the "new battery". It's theater.

    71. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A laptop battery has about the same amount of power as a hand grenade. These objects do pose a real risk, and checking them for their intended function (turn on, see that it works) is supposed to ensure that it hasn't been modified to be (or contain) a weapon.

    72. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such a bomb could well house a small battery for detonation, big enough to also power the device for a short time for the trigger swipe.

      ...and you'll have a battery which is even more likely to blow up when you don't want it to. They're already basically bombs. An untrained amateur messing with combinations of batteries and explosives sounds like a recipe for disaster - probably long before he gets to the airport.

    73. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Now go and try this at home. The idea is that little efforts won't get you success. It will require a complex enough effort to get you through it that it will at least discourage a large part of these groups from even coming close to success.

      So the question here is: Is it possible you will deter explosives inside electronics? National security experts seem to think so.

      I'm sure your enormous amount of experience in national security is why you are so much wiser than the existing members in charge of national security.

    74. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I need to bring knives ammo an electronics on planes.
      Why isn't the government protecting me from terrorist. Scitziphenic much.

      And what part of the constitution talks about electronics and planes.
      Not everything you don't like rises to unconstitutional.

    75. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by swillden · · Score: 1

      how many will it take for it to be a problem.

      Given the amount of inconvenience and expense this is going to create for millions of people, I'd say it takes at least one, and probably more than that. Being pro-active is good, but security measures have to be balanced against probability of deployment, effectiveness and the cost of prevention. It's not possible to defend against every form of destructive sabotage of aircraft, so we have to pick and choose, and focus on high priority threats.

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    76. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Livius · · Score: 1

      But notice the huge area of the Venn diagram labelled "false positives"...

    77. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the fuck is the sipshits that are moding this down? Lumpy is 100% accurate. HTC phones are WORSE than the iphone for servicability or battery replacement.

    78. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yup, but what is the alternative? I mean, there are alternatives, but each also have disadvantages. What improvement are you proposing?

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    79. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "There was a shoe bomb."

      Clearly, we should be required to turn on our shoes.

    80. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and it's impossible to modify the internals, so the laptop is being driven by tiny RasperyPi board running Linux, and a small battery, leaving the laptop with even more room for whatever in it. The laptop would still boot up, and display an OS just fine, and the motherboard would be smaller than the normal one.

    81. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      No, but I trust actual experts, like this one.

    82. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not the LG G3 if you like LG. Samsungs are more overhyped and overrated than Apple products. At least Apple's shit works good most of the time. Avoid Samsung when buying Android phones, almost anything (HTC, LG, etc.) will be hugely better.

    83. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Because almost every Samsung owner I know didn't know it had a replacable battery.

      Aren't anecdotes wonderful.

    84. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      If the measures were actually successful, the TSA should be tooting it's own horn. From what I can tell all of the bombing plots in the 2000s were avoided by either misfires or security measures in place since the mid 90s. Also 50g of PETN in a shoe bomb would have been ineffective even if it had detonated.

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    85. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Gogo0 · · Score: 1

      yes, as so many of these batteries have been modified to be weapons with such disasterous effect on board planes, this is now a necessary measure.

      furthermore:
      *enough training can endow passengers with martial arts skills that can be used to deadly effect, passengers must be tied down
      *laptops and other heavy objects can be used to bludgeon, no carry-ons allowed
      *the in-flight meal plastic eating utensils can be deadly when applied correctly, eat with your hands
      *a wild passenger could open the emergency door in-flight with disasterous effect, it should be locked
      *a blanket and bottle of water can be used to waterboard other passengers in the privy, no more toilets, beverages, or articles made of cloth
      *psychology may be applied to coerce a flight attendant into unknowingly aiding a terrorist plot, flight attendants must also hold a degree in psychology OR allow no one on board with an IQ over 50 OR gag all passengers

      there are *so many* ways to fuck things up, the only way for TSA to secure flying is to expand the no-fly list to include absolutely everyone

    86. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most LG phones do have removable batteries. The only reason the Nexus 5 doesn't is because it's Google branded.

      I have also used many Motorola phones with replaceable batteries, though nothing very recent.

    87. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Gogo0 · · Score: 1

      and in many countries you do not need to remove your shoes. shit, sometimes when i fly in the US i dont have to remove my shoes, it always comes as a welcome surprise. wonder why planes arent falling out of the sky in areas without these restrictions...

    88. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      From what I can tell all of the bombing plots in the 2000s were avoided by either misfires or security measures in place since the mid 90s.

      Yes, we've all been very lucky that these knuckleheads did things like step in puddles - the TSA did not find them. But the fact is that every TSA regulation was born of some previous security lapse. It used to be that you could simply check a bomb onto a flight that you weren't even going to ride on. They tightened that up, so now you have to find a person willing to "martyr" themselves - which all by itself makes a huge difference. As they make the challenge of blowing up or hijacking an airplane harder and harder, they seriously shrink the pool of people willing and capable of carrying out the act.

      Also 50g of PETN in a shoe bomb would have been ineffective even if it had detonated.

      This source seems to think differently. In either event, explosives aren't something you really want passengers to have, and multiple passengers could have multiple shoes. Are you seriously suggesting that they not screen shoes now?

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    89. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Well, you have to admit that it is now harder to blow a plane out of the sky than it used to be. I think some level of security is in fact responsible for keeping planes from falling out of the sky. They used to. It's just technically quite challenging now.

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    90. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about raising the bar.

      Yes, of course this doesn't make it impossible to disguise a bomb as a laptop. But it does make it harder. It means you'll need more tools, more expert training/help. And all those things make it harder to do undetected.

      Remember the shoe bomber? He got onto a plane, because he was just one nutjob with a completely ineffectual support system. Had he been an organised nutjob with a decently structured test lab behind him - the NSA would have known about him beforehand, and he'd never have got on the plane in the first place.

    91. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then how would the government jobs program pay for itself?

      Wait, you didn't think it was actually about security, did you?

      A ha! A ha! Ahahaha! Sorry, tried to keep a straight face. Failed.

    92. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in your mind, the needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many and big brother is preferable to freedom. Got it.

    93. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Actually anaesthesia is the solution for all these problems. And it is designed from the ground up to protect from pain - TSA is nothing but pain, so it is not an "abuse" of anaesthesia either.

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    94. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by ruir · · Score: 1

      Obvious logic and several news like this one. http://boingboing.net/2008/02/...

    95. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because inevitably if you travel for any extended length of time your battery WILL be dead. Now visitors to our country start by throwing away their PHONE? Yeah, that's going to encourage tourism...

      All part of plan citizen! Makes it harder for immugrants to call a lawyer when we violate their civil rights... err, I mean: when we screen them for your safety and security.

    96. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Now add "operatives smart and poised enough to carry out the attack but willing to kill themselves in the process". The intersection keeps getting smaller and smaller.

      No. Operatives smart and poised enough to carry out the attack. AND smart enough to convince others to be willing to kill themselves in the process. Diagram does not get smaller at all.

      Smart people managers will ALWAYS be able to find smart technical people, as it is not the technical people who risk their lives but other dumb people found by the smart people.

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    97. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Just to be safe, all goods should be confiscated as passengers board the plane.

    98. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      1. Dogs. When in doubt, ask a dog. If you can fool a dog, you can light up the screen.

      2. This, grabbing devices with discharged batteries, is not even an alternative. It at least needs to come with TSA shipping grabbed stuff on its own dime and at the "customer"'s convenience. For stuff its officials cannot prove are problematic but are not allowed "just in case".

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    99. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      And dogs are not limited to electronics.

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    100. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Quite difficult. C4 has a density of 1.6 gm/cc. So 500g of C4 would occupy 300cc. That is more than half the volume of my laptop, including the case. I would have to strip out the battery, and circuit board. I don't see any way to do that, and have it still work.

      I do. Fit in an Aspire One mainboard and battery instead, freeing up the other half of the case for nefarious purposes. Stick in a Raspberry Pi. It doesn't have to be useful, just look functional. You're going to blow it up anyhow.

      Of course, said C4 would still be readily detectable by residue and scent, so this isn't a particularly good idea, but it's certainly within the bounds of plausibility.

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    101. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Flavianoep · · Score: 1

      Because inevitably if you travel for any extended length of time your battery WILL be dead. Now visitors to our country start by throwing away their PHONE? Yeah, that's going to encourage tourism...

      They got me out with the nude X-rays.

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    102. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "illegal data" was so bad tell it to those complaining about Stingrays and everything intelligence services aren't supposed to do.

      The whole digital privacy debate is about information security. "Illegal data" is the very thing people are running towards. At least that's what I observe on /. day-in, day-out.

      Information wants to be free, screw DRM on PRINCIPLE, oh but my medical and financial records... uh.. save me!

    103. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      1. Dogs. When in doubt, ask a dog. If you can fool a dog, you can light up the screen.

      Are you sure dogs can sniff out PETN? In any case, I'd rather run my stuff through an x-ray machine than have dogs sniffing around me. I even have friends who put drugs inside a cake of deodorant and got past the drug dogs (not something I'd endorse).

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    104. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Diagram does not get smaller at all.

      No, it does. The smart people didn't want to get on the plane and kill themselves, so they hand it off to people like Richard Reid. I don't know if Reid was "stupid", but apparently it did not occur to him that he should keep the shoes dry. Nor did he excuse himself to the restroom where he could light his shoe at leisure. I have a feeling that the guy who build the shoe bomb would have known those things and been successful. When the operation itself becomes more complicated than "here, hold this bag", the capability of the operatives becomes very important.

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    105. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      1. Empty battery can't detect ANY explosive.

      2. Xray machines are NOT applicable in the situations being discussed.

      3. I bet the drugs having no battery gave them up.

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    106. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      So ? Address the arguments I made rather than telling stores about specific incidents.

      People managers can get all kinds of people to work for them, and keep them informed about the operations in varying degrees.

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    107. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      This source seems to think differently. In either event, explosives aren't something you really want passengers to have, and multiple passengers could have multiple shoes. Are you seriously suggesting that they not screen shoes now?

      The linked source agrees with me, 50g would not be enough to do serious damage, you need to have 100g to do serious damage to a car, which (for explosives as opposed to impact) is not much stronger than an airplane fuselage. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/854...

      Being required to check your own bag is OK. Although some of the searches bags are subject to is questionable, but that's a slightly different topic.

      Shoe screening has never been acceptable, especially because it's ineffective.

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    108. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What kind of laptop runs on 3.7 volts?

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    109. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Shoe screening has never been acceptable, especially because it's ineffective.

      Why do you say that? It's probably not 100% effective, but that doesn't make it ineffective as a deterrent. You can't be a martyr by sitting in jail.

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    110. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      People managers can get all kinds of people to work for them, and keep them informed about the operations in varying degrees.

      It is still harder to find a "martyr" personality who can also carry out a complex operation than it is to find a martyr who simply has to carry a suitcase. Is that not true?

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    111. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      But what it really means is that with this news getting out, Al Qaida is going to start manufacturing cell phone batteries that are half battery (to power up the device and show that it works) and half C4 (bonus, detonation circuit attached to the charger).

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    112. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      1. Empty battery can't detect ANY explosive.

      I can only speculate on this newest regulation - we don't yet know their rationale. If I had to guess, it might be that grams matter. A laptop that has been gutted and filled with explosive is a lot more dangerous than one where they had to make it at least partially operable. It's also more difficult to produce, which makes the whole conspiracy harder to pull off.

      2. Xray machines are NOT applicable in the situations being discussed.

      Why not? You put your electronics through the x-ray machine, do you not?

      3. I bet the drugs having no battery gave them up.

      I'm not sure what your point is. Mine was that dogs are fine as a layer of security, but my limited experience (my friends might have just gotten lucky) shows that their nose is easily overwhelmed. I mean, it was a flight from Amsterdam... EVERYTHING on the plane probably had drug residue on it. Apparently dogs may be able to sniff out PETN, so they certainly may (and do I believe) have a place in the security of aircraft. That doesn't mean that it is sufficient to rely on them exclusively.

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    113. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Maxoverdrive · · Score: 1

      Yup. Their hardware has awesome features like 'brick the phone when you remove the battery' and horrible build quality. Also the most blatantly pants on head retarded security holes... #samsungbrick

    114. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      1. You expressed doubts about dogs being able to detect some explosives. You don't show how discharged battery can detect any explosives. Clearly dogs are superior as explosive detector.

      2. You forgot the original argument of your own - show the alternatives of empty battery scheme. If X-ray were effective, empty battery scheme wouldn't be required. So clearly the cases being discussed are where X-rays are not effective e.g. explosive inside battery like built component.

      3. My point is that we are only discussing dogs as an alternative for empty battery scheme. If dogs can be deceived in a situation where empty battery scheme is not applicable, dogs are superior still by at least being applicable, needing effort to deceive.

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    115. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Harder but not necessary. You persist in mistakenly assuming the martyr must be the same person as the one who builds the contraption. Or even be aware of the plan and not just a useful idiot.

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    116. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      So the thing is... this isn't really new. I can remember back long before there even WAS a TSA, back when laptops were the hot new portable device . . . And security would often ask you to power it on. And if its battery was dead, you could plug it in first. I agree it can be a bit of a problem because batteries often get used up in the course of travel, and I'd be interested to see how security actually handles it. I traveled just a few days ago, and they certainly weren't requiring EVERY passenger to demonstrate their devices. Also: When first going through security, I very rarely have a problem with my phone being dead because, you know, I'm just STARTING to travel, not after a long day of it. (Although I won't say never. It has happened)

      Mod parent up as informative!

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    117. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      The TSA is probably thinking that if the battery in your gadget doesn't work, it might not actually be a battery...so, just to be on the safe side....

      Most likely, this is tied to the announcement of the discovery of explosives that don't trigger the standard explosive detectors. So the battery really could be a bomb.

      More likely than not they were just reviewing the laws and regulations already on the books and found this one and decided to start enforcing it.

      There is nothing new about this - it has been on the books for decades.

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    118. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      It is absolutely insanity. If the goal is to make it very unlikely, we were already there before naked scanners and confiscating water bottles. Using your own example of ever-shrinking Venn diagram intersections: The circle containing "people who just forgot to charge their phone" is probably 4 or 5 orders of magnitude bigger than any of the other circles you just told us to draw. Also the odds of the people building a bomb into an iPhone not being able to also make the phone look and act like an iPhone for some short amount of time is tiny.

      Further, the act of blowing up the iBomb in the security line would be more dangerous and costly than actually blowing it up on a plane. Can you imagine? You'd get to shut down an entire airport and kill the hundred people in line. Back to my point, the continuing addition of rules at the checkpoints is insane. To think otherwise is willful ignorance.

    119. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by rezme · · Score: 1

      And yet they still didn't manage to catch the "shoe bomb" until it was on the plane and the idiot was attempting to "activate" it. Kneejerk security precautions are what got us into this ridiculous situation in the first place. Within a decade we'll likely have to show up to the ticket boarding counter 4 hours early, stark naked, without a scrap of luggage, simply to endure a body cavity search from Helga the 6'6" 350lb surly TSA agent prior to being allowed on the plane.

    120. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the designated aspects of the product are not hollowed out to be replaced with explosives, would there be enough explosive material to be used for this new "function?"

    121. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting insight. I suppose the logic is that you don't want to plug it into the wall to prove it's a working device, because OMG that might utilize the higher current to set off a bomb. (I see no reason why internal batteries couldn't do the same job, with a lot more control at that, but, TSA logic.)

      I wonder how they'd respond to my laptop, which is old enough that the battery is entirely dead, and it's not worth spending $150 to replace a battery in a laptop now worth about $50. It works fine when plugged into the wall, and not at all otherwise. (When I do drag it around, I also take an extension cord.)

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    122. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Also the odds of the people building a bomb into an iPhone not being able to also make the phone look and act like an iPhone for some short amount of time is tiny.

      Here I disagree. The last couple of bombings went awry because the bomber did something minor wrong. The more little bumps you throw at their plan, the more likely the conspiracy is to fail.

      You'd get to shut down an entire airport and kill the hundred people in line.

      Terrorists seem to be just as irrational about their targets as we are about our fears. I'm not the one who singled out bombing airplanes as this weird, master goal. I can think of many, many ways to cause much more economic and human damage than to take down a single airplane. But that's not what gets people in a tizzy.

      To think otherwise is willful ignorance.

      And I think it is naive to leave the rules at some base level and expect that routes won't be found around them. If your goal is to thwart bombings on airplanes, then you need layers of security combined with changing, flexible tactics.

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    123. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You persist in mistakenly assuming the martyr must be the same person as the one who builds the contraption.

      Then we are talking past one another. They are almost certainly different people. I agree with you.

      I am saying that the bomb carrier can no longer just be a useful idiot. They need to have some level of technical knowledge or they are liable to, say, step in a puddle. Or they have to mix various ingredients together (unsuccessfully, as in the underwear bomb). The operation becomes more complex, and by definition more prone to failure.

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    124. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      1. You expressed doubts about dogs being able to detect some explosives. You don't show how discharged battery can detect any explosives. Clearly dogs are superior as explosive detector.

      They aren't using a discharged battery to detect explosives.

      So clearly the cases being discussed are where X-rays are not effective e.g. explosive inside battery like built component.

      I know nearly nothing about security, but even I know that security is best applied in layers. You will never get 100% coverage from any single technology, even if such a magical thing existed. You have to adapt your security to changing threats. I have no inside knowledge as to what caused the TSA to take this step. It's possible that it is just stupid, but in the past (shoes, liquids, etc) there has been some legitimate threat.

      3. My point is that we are only discussing dogs as an alternative for empty battery scheme. If dogs can be deceived in a situation where empty battery scheme is not applicable, dogs are superior still by at least being applicable, needing effort to deceive.

      I have no idea what it would take to put dogs at every checkpoint, but I imagine it is expensive, time consuming to train them, and prone to failure: terrorist waits around until the dog has to poop, etc. I have no idea. Presumably they would use dogs if it was feasible - they already use them for cargo. Remember that they have to make their rules and procedures simple enough for complete dolts to follow (both the agents and the passengers). There is not a lot of room for nuance or judgement.

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    125. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Subhuman troll," eh? Nice way to disagree.

    126. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're blaming Samsung because you hang around with dumb people? Cute.

    127. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TSA turns me against america. My only experiences when I travel through the US are hostility crom rude tsa workers and the feeling of being treated like a criminal, even though I'm a law abiding person who payed a good amount of money to be able to travel. Is this the great America that we keep hearing about? I'd rather take a different route and spend my money elsewhere where people make the effort to treat me with respect and dignity.

    128. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      They aren't using a discharged battery to detect explosives.

      What else are they doing?

      I know nearly nothing about security, but even I know that security is best applied in layers. You will never get 100% coverage from any single technology, even if such a magical thing existed. You have to adapt your security to changing threats. I have no inside knowledge as to what caused the TSA to take this step. .

      Hope you also learn that value of a security measure should be compared with the inconvenience it causes. Not allowing discharged batteries is just too large in false positives, and given the difficulty in getting back one's disallowed stuff, it is surely a grab.

      It's possible that it is just stupid, but in the past (shoes, liquids, etc) there has been some legitimate threat

      Right - shoes and liquids surely had their batteries discharged.

      Presumably they would use dogs if it was feasible

      Not a falsifiable statement. Doesn't even mean anything. If you have an argument why dogs are or are not feasible - put it on the table.
      Presumably, all this was feasible that is why it was done.

      Remember that they have to make their rules and procedures simple enough for complete dolts to follow

      One thing is clear - they don't have to make their rules and procedures convenient enough for most passengers. Battery down while travelling is very very very common. Nor do TSA have to care about security - any scheme with so many false positives quickly loses urgency in people involved in implementing the scheme. Like early Windows Vista UAC - user just clicks whatever is needed to get past the stupid dialog. TSA is even better - whatever is needed to get past them is to surrender passengers' valuables to TSA agents.

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    129. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dont need 500g to blow up a plane. Just enough to put a hole in the side.

    130. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      They need to have some level of technical knowledge or they are liable to, say, step in a puddle

      Ability to avoid puddles is not technical knowledge. Also, a smart person, if any, behind the scenes would have waterproofed things.

      Or they have to mix various ingredients together (unsuccessfully, as in the underwear bomb). The operation becomes more complex, and by definition more prone to failure.

      A smart person, if any, behind the scenes would have made it automatic. There wasn't any.

      Aside : I do realize that dogs would have prevented most such incidents that you keep repeating but it didn't earn TSA agents free iPhones so it was dismissed.

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    131. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      I wasn't necessarily talking a physical cell. Laptop manufacturers sell 3 cell, 4 cell, 6 cell, 9 cell, etc.. batteries
      all for the same laptop. That doesn't mean those batteries all have different voltages. I'm not even sure that the
      cells that dell, etc.. advertise even correspond to actual cells. The point is that you could run a laptop for a
      few minutes on a couple plain 9 volt batteries and have all the rest of the space for your devious plans.

    132. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Ability to avoid puddles is not technical knowledge. Also, a smart person, if any, behind the scenes would have waterproofed things.

      I don't want to quibble about how stupid the puddle stepper was or how good the bombmaker was so much as to point out that it represents a complication that increased security forced upon their plan. Their plan failed where a simpler plan may not have.

      A smart person, if any, behind the scenes would have made it automatic.

      It cannot be made automatic because the apparatus would arouse suspicion. At that point, you are better off trying to smuggle the finished product.

      I do realize that dogs would have prevented most such incidents

      They might, but:
      - do you have enough trained dogs right now for sensible coverage?
      - do you have enough dog handlers right now for sensible coverage?
      - how much more does it cost to train a dog and hire a handler vs. tell people to charge their phone?

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    133. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      What else are they doing?

      Using the presence of a working device in addition to an x-ray scanner, as well as manual and residue inspection as warranted. And for all I know, dogs.

      Not allowing discharged batteries is just too large in false positives

      It's hard for me to make that judgement without knowing what the threat is.

      Right - shoes and liquids surely had their batteries discharged.

      Most shoes and liquids don't have batteries.

      Not a falsifiable statement.

      So what? We are both discussing this without any real data in front of us.

      If you have an argument why dogs are or are not feasible - put it on the table.

      Of course they are feasible - they are using them right now. If you mean are they feasible for this particular threat... well, I don't even know what this alleged threat is and neither do you.

      they don't have to make their rules and procedures convenient enough for most passengers

      It certainly is not convenient, I'll give you that! Air travel is no fun at all.

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    134. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      How effective does it need to be for you? 1%, 10%, 90%? There aren't numbers on how effective the screening is, but there are numbers on flights and bombings (and that's all bombs, not just shoe bombs of which there was one). Roughly 0.00005% (about 10 in 19 million) of all flights (where part of the flight lands in the US) are at risk of bombing annually.

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    135. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "there was a slightly smoky and burnt shoe that totally failed to be anything like a bomb"?

    136. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's effectively zero risk in the first place, you damned sheep.

    137. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will take many. I'm tired of freedom erosion based on spectres.

    138. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Meski · · Score: 1

      That's a fun argument. I often travel with a external hard drive in my laptop bag, there's lots of space in it for c4, and is security going to ask me to power it up? Ok, take MBP out, plug it in, plug drive in, it works, and we still haven't proved anything. If there's even a few people have to do this, the queue will grow, flights will get missed, baggage will have to be removed for those missing flights, flights will get delayed. All for something that's never happened? At some point, you have to accept that you're reacting to symptoms rather than causes.

    139. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that TSA agents can read. I will bet there are some barney fifes wearing that badge that will try and push it on domestic flights.

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    140. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Pro-active is stopping the plots before they are trying to board. And the policy does nothing to catch bombers. It's more likely to catch scammers with skimmers, which is well outside the TSA's charter. I've seen 10 credit card skimmers hidden in one device (and it still turned on, anyway).

    141. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Ah, I had an HP 7100. One of the larger laptops I owned. 300cc of C4 is less than 10% of the volume of the laptop. Pull the heat sinks and fans (it'll run long enough to POST, but I wouldn't think that would be good for it), and you could put in 5 times that.

    142. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Rig it to detonate when the battery is removed. Then slip it in as someone else's and don't claim it at the end. Blow the security station, and not even have to suicide yourself.

    143. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      A battery *IS* a bomb. It has the amount of stored releasable energy as a hand grenade. It just generally releases it slower.

    144. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I will respond with data.

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    145. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Roughly 0.00005% (about 10 in 19 million) of all flights (where part of the flight lands in the US) are at risk of bombing annually.

      Are you arguing that they can keep their security procedures static because the results are good enough? I'd argue that you need to keep changing along with the threats.

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    146. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      Are you arguing that they can keep their security procedures static because the results are good enough?

      Yes, there are many sayings about both corner cases and not fixing what isn't broken. Do you honestly think we can improve on a rate of 6-9's? Do you honestly believe the routine humiliation and violations are worth it?

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    147. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly think we can improve on a rate of 6-9's?

      No, not particularly. I think that people will learn to exploit the weaknesses, though - and that is why I feel that constant change is necessary.

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    148. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Logic has nothing to do with this.

      A few isolated issues doesn't make it a problem. If they suspect something they have every right to inspect. I still don't see the issue.

    149. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Once again. Just another guy who writes stuff with not actual proof. How about he crosses the border with bombs on him? Lets have him prove it to us. I don't believe him. He's just sitting in a chair speculating.

    150. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Not but they do require you to pass them through the scanner. You have to read the rest of the comments. I clearly explained why turning on the devices actually helps them isolate the potential for a bomb.

    151. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Again, read further than the summary and actually read a little further than the original article that didn't have specifics. The article lacks tones of details. They will only require this if they feel the X-ray could not identify if a there was dangerous materials within it. I wrote another comment about this.

    152. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      And since that incident you are always required to take off your shoes. If you travelled enough you would know this.

    153. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      How many terrorists have the TSA caught and prosecuted? I forget what their rate per million dollars is again? The link I gave is to the blog of an actual security expert, world renowned no less. Take it or leave it is up to you. Horse, water, drink, etc.

    154. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Again, same reply as the others. The article doesn't go into specifics BUT they will only ask you to turn it on if the Xray shows something that appears off and they can't make it out. Not every single device will be checked. This is typical over reaction from the readers due to lack of information in the original article.

    155. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      And we had such luck with that on 911. Pro Active means putting procedures in place to avoid a problem before it happens. The borders is another good place to be pro-active.

      The article here really miss lead people by not giving enough details. Read the other responses I've sent and you'll see why everybody is over reacting.

    156. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Actually. Many more than you think? Just in Canada recently a border crossing gone wrong for 4 alleged terrorist resulted in 40 arrests of a group planning acts of terrorism.

      My neighbor works for the RCMP and is stationed at the local airport. He told me you would be surprised how many people are taken in due to terror related activities. He obviously cannot provide details but he assures me the services are there for a reason.

      I have a question. What is the $$ value of a human life?

      Even if this procedure adds 15 million $ to the annual cost of operation the value of the equipment alone is worth more. Add saving lives, emergency service cost and all the resources that go into finding the culprit and you are way ahead.

    157. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      Actually. Many more than you think? Just in Canada recently a border crossing gone wrong for 4 alleged terrorist resulted in 40 arrests of a group planning acts of terrorism.

      First, citation needed, second, has how much to do with discharged devices on airplanes?

    158. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      9/11 was "predicted". It just wasn't stopped. Also, the rules at the time allowed everything in that was allowed. There was no security breach. The rules were bad. This rule is bad.

    159. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      How many terrorists have the TSA caught and prosecuted?

      Just replying to your comment.

      As for the citation:
      I though it was 4 but it's actually 2 which resulted in more arrest earlier this year. I cannot find an article although I remember reading it on CBC.ca
      http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/r...

    160. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      I can predict an attack in 2015 and still not have a means to stop it. These procedures are the last line of defense.

      Before 9/11 travelling by air was less complicated than now but if we left it like it was we would have probably dealt with more than one instance of 9/11. Everybody continues to travel so it can't be that bad. People are making it more than it really is. Lots more time goes into waiting for the damn plane to land. The 10 minutes you wait in line (make it 15 now) is nothing compared to the rest of you travel time. Boarding the plane takes 25 minutes depending on passenger capacity.

      If you look at the whole process you quickly realize that this procedure increases you travel time by less than 2% on a 5 hour flight (since this only applies to international flights). Is 2% more time on you travel worth more than your life?

    161. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Is 2% more time on you travel worth more than your life?

      Yes. When "my life" is a 0.00000001% chance of a terrorist attack.

    162. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      TSA. This is about the TSA, I asked about the TSA.

      I never doubted the effectiveness of the FBI. Still waiting for the TSA to catch anything bigger than a cold.

    163. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      This article has nothing to do with the TSA.

    164. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting we should also take out all the safety gear in planes since there's only a .000001% chance you'll need it?

      Oh yeah, lets also take out the airbags in our car because there's only a 0.00001% chance you'll ever need them.

    165. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Your personal view of TSA doesn't prove anything.

    166. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Same group of people just a different name in a different country.

    167. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      No, but the TSA's complete lack of actually stopping a terrorist, ever, is not a matter of opinion. They perform a very expensive theater and marketing routine.

    168. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      I don't dispute that and that's why a few evaluations were performed by the government. If they haven't shut them down or modified their duties it's because they are either in on it or it's actually working.

      TSA claims that some terrorist were detained but cannot provide details due to national security (Sounds like dog poo to me but who knows).

      If they are as ineffective as they appear who is protecting them and why?

    169. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting we should also take out all the safety gear in planes since there's only a .000001% chance you'll need it?

      Does having a life vest under my seat add to my travel time? What's the additional cost, per trip, for having it there?

      I'm only asking for sanity. You are preaching the opposite.

      Oh yeah, lets also take out the airbags in our car because there's only a 0.00001% chance you'll ever need them.

      Statistically speaking, they are a waste of money. Though the most in-depth studies were on the first generation bags. They were a complete failure. They "saved" less than 5% of the time, and killed about 5% of the time. The money wasted on them would have saved more lives if it were spent on rural medivac helicopters. Airbags kill. Statistics and actuaries say so. Why do you want things that are a waste of resources and don't save lives?

    170. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      Nope. The TSA are not police. They cannot arrest you, they cannot investigate anybody, they cannot seek a warrant, and they cannot carry guns. They are somewhat glorified security guards that happen to work at airports.

    171. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Does having a life vest under my seat add to my travel time? What's the additional cost, per trip, for having it there?

      Actually the safety equipment as a hole does add a significant amount of weight to an aircraft and you pay for the fuel so the answer is yes. In addition to that all the safety features of an aircraft are part of the cost of purchase of a plane which you also pay for. This equipment also has to be replaced at certain intervals and it must also be inspected. All added cost to your ticket. As for time, you would save more time if people just came prepared to the security checks. Lost more time wasted by confused people.

      Statistically speaking, they are a waste of money. Though the most in-depth studies were on the first generation bags. They were a complete failure. They "saved" less than 5% of the time, and killed about 5% of the time. The money wasted on them would have saved more lives if it were spent on rural medivac helicopters. Airbags kill. Statistics and actuaries say so. Why do you want things that are a waste of resources and don't save lives?

      Just like smoking doesn't cause lung cancer according to experts in the early 80s. Here's a more recent link than 2001 that shows just how effective airbags are. I'm sure they are even safer in today's vehicles.
      http://www.businessweek.com/st...

    172. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Actually the safety equipment as a hole does add a significant amount of weight to an aircraft and you pay for the fuel so the answer is yes.

      And the safety equipment as a hole [sic] also results in a large number of lives saved. It's just that the lives saved in a non-crash incident are harder to count. The safety gear on a plane has passed the actuaries. Your other example (airbags) never did.

      Here's a more recent link than 2001 that shows just how effective airbags are. I'm sure they are even safer in today's vehicles.

      Yes, many many airbag generations later, they've tuned down the deaths. Though most of it was from getting people to not use them. From your cite: "Deaths are about 34 percent higher than expected among child passengers younger than 10."

      Even in the "safer" "de-powered" airbags. They still kill thousands of children. The only safe airbag, is the airbag in the other guy's car.

      I first started investigating them when a relative suffered eye damage and broken bones in her face from an airbag in a crash she'd have otherwise walked away from. They've gotten better, but they are a great example of a failed safety device. They kill more than they save, by governmental safety rules. They do directly kill smaller people (including short people, not just children). But they also wasted massive amounts of money that would have had a larger impact spent elsewhere. We'd be better off if airbags were never mandated.

      Airbags were designed for one thing:
      Save the life of an "Average" sized male who is unbelted in an otherwise fatal crash. If your crash isn't sufficient to kill you, you are better off without air bags than with. If you are wearing a seatbelt, you are better off without air bags than with. If you aren't an "average" sized male, then you are better off without air bags than with.

      They are deliberately *not* designed for the most common crashes. Just the most severe ones, which are less common.

      Have you seen all the safety gear in an F1 car? They survive crashes into hard walls at 200+ mph. And note, no airbags. Without the government forcing them, they are calculated to be a waste, and nobody "should" have them.

    173. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since right after 9/11 has there been the requirement to take off your shoes.

      Obvious troll.

      So how does sucking on the ass of a totalitarian organization taste?

    174. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Terrorists seem to be just as irrational about their targets as we are about our fears. I'm not the one who singled out bombing airplanes as this weird, master goal. I can think of many, many ways to cause much more economic and human damage than to take down a single airplane. But that's not what gets people in a tizzy.

      Hmm... That's actually the best argument I've ever heard for this whole TSA/airport thing. Well done!

    175. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, security inspection is more like security theater anyway.

    176. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      You aren't backing your airbag claims. The article I linked has collected information that proved the effectiveness of airbags. Millions of dollars have been spent comparing airbags to no airbags by car companies and airbag manufacturers.

      Instead I'll point you to the numbers. This link is a formal evaluation ordered by Washinton DC. I also included a newer report that includes more than just airbags.

      http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/p...
      http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/P...

      Look at table 1. Seat belt and airbags together are considered 54% effective while seat belts alone are 48%. If you look at the next table you can see how important the airbags are. Belts on their own do very well while airbags alone do nothing. After all they are designed to work together.

      Although smaller children see no improvement in effectiveness it doesn't reduce the effectiveness to have air bags.

    177. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For anyone that might be reading this in the future, it is worth pointing out some math here:

      There are 28 flights in that list. It also says "One list describes 86 cases"

      86 cases since 1933.

      Last year there were something like 38 million flights. That's 0.000002% of last years flights alone. I can't find an estimate of how many flights there have been since 1933, but already the chances are effectively zero. If there were 86 flights bombed last year, the chances of you being hit with a bombing would have been effectively zero, but last year there were none, and in 2012 there were none, and in 2011 there were none.

      86 bombings EVER makes the risk EFFECTIVELY ZERO.

    178. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      86 bombings EVER makes the risk EFFECTIVELY ZERO.

      Of course, we've had fairly tight security for about 30-40 years. You could read your math as a big pat on the back for the effectiveness of security.

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    179. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given you think it's okay to ignore the constitution for you to feel safer, real Americans don't care what you think.

      Get some balls or drive where you want to go. Let the men fly without the illegal TSA.

    180. Re: Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have no right to inspect. The 4th amendment forbids it without probable cause.

  2. Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    This was specifically for international flights into the US originating from certain countries, not a TSA-wide procedure.

    1. Re:Incoming international flights by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

      So, don't lug non-working electronics around with you when you travel. And hope your battery doesn't die while traveling.

    2. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdotters don't let facts get in the way of a scary headline... ;)

    3. Re:Incoming international flights by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or do so if you want to save on disposal fees....

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    4. Re:Incoming international flights by grahamm · · Score: 1

      Nor carry anything which is mains driven rather than battery operated - so no corded only electric shavers in your hand luggage (Do long haul flights have a shaver socket in the bathrooms?)

    5. Re:Incoming international flights by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Hey stop throwing in facts, that messes up a perfectly good outrage. Every story needs to be 1 paragraph long and at least 2 sentences of editorial in it for it to be legit.

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    6. Re:Incoming international flights by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering if they're going to have dozens of electrical outlets & hundreds of wall warts & cables so that you can give a dead phone some charge, or are they just going to steal them like usual?

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    7. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, every plane I've ever flown on internationally had a power socket in the bathroom for shavers.

    8. Re: Incoming international flights by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      You just made the TSA's job even easier, you nincompoop.

    9. Re:Incoming international flights by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Informative

      This was specifically for international flights into the US originating from certain countries, not a TSA-wide procedure.

      Yet... give it a month. I know a couple of TSA people for some reason. Their IQ is slightly above your typical McDonalds worker, only because they need to know how to put on a tie. A lot of their "procedures" are only there because they heard it was a good idea on the news yesterday. Granted, I'm near Chicago so maybe they have smarter people working in the newyork airports but I doubt it.

      Keep in mind, that TSA has yet to have stopped a single bombing. The only reasons we've not had a plane go down is due to lack of effort, not any increase in security. The few attempts that have been made, made it through the TSA with ease and it was the efforts of passengers or the stupidity of the attacker that saved the plane.

      In tests, they fail to stop devices from getting on the plane pretty much every time:
      http://nypost.com/2013/03/08/t...

      They've no evidence that they have ever stopped anything:
      http://www.slate.com/articles/...

      The majority of what they catch are people trying to smuggle things they shouldn't like plants and animals or people that try to take legit firearms into the cabin when they should have put it in their luggage:
      http://blog.tsa.gov/2012/01/ts...

    10. Re: Incoming international flights by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make any sense. A dead Li-Ion battery has little remaining energy, and that which does exist can't go anywhere because the built-in safety mechanisms would have burned out all the internal fuses.

    11. Re:Incoming international flights by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Give it about 2 weeks then it will be implemented TSA wide.

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    12. Re:Incoming international flights by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      This was specifically for international flights into the US originating from certain countries, not a TSA-wide procedure.

      Good point! However, it is not being reported that way. It's being reported like Syrian and Yemeni terrorists (it's spreading!) have found a new way to be diabolical, so the TSA has stepped up security, so you'd better be careful and not run afoul of the TSA. That detail about it only being from certain countries is not being conveyed in the reporting I've seen.

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    13. Re:Incoming international flights by operagost · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would totally just take a bag full of dead cell phones to the airport with me if I didn't think it would result in a cavity search.

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    14. Re:Incoming international flights by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      For now.

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    15. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, it's Mr Heat Modulates Transistors! Why don't you find me that textbook with your theory in it?

      Anyways, more word salad from our favorite armchair Know It All!!!

      Who says all the energy in the chemical paste was available as electricity?

      If you're so sure about your energy theory (what is it with you and energy anyways?), why don't you cut open a discharged lithium battery and throw it in water?

    16. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about dead batteries, its about hollowed out electronic cases filled with explosives.

    17. Re:Incoming international flights by technomom · · Score: 1

      This is yet another stupid security theater thing, yes, but the headline is overwrought. First up, this is only for flights to/from very specific places and secondly, it's really not hard to figure out a way to not be caught up by this one. Find an outlet and plug it in for a while....or carry one of those spare charger thingees.

    18. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Title is actually incorrect as well. Taken from the article:

      The Transportation Security Administration issued a statement Sunday saying that as part of its routine screening at the overseas airports with direct flights, checkpoint officers may ask owners to turn on devices including cellphones.

      Devices that can't be turned on won't be permitted on flights, TSA said. Travelers also may undergo additional screening such as pat-downs.

      TSA is NOT banning discharged electronic devices onto planes. You merely have to demonstrate the device can turn on to take it on the plane, to ensure that a bomb is not hidden in a laptop or cellphone disguised as a battery. This means if you charged your phone/laptop for 15 seconds, turned it on and then turned it off you could take it onto the plane.

    19. Re:Incoming international flights by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      That shouldnt be a problem. I mean, who would have their laptop run out of batteries on a 14 hour flight? Thats absurd.

    20. Re:Incoming international flights by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

      The point of airport security isn't to stop terrorists. It's to calm and reassure the public. After every major airliner accident, there's a drop in airline travel. (Least there was back when we'd have 2-3 commercial airliner crashes a year. We're now to the point where it's so safe we go 2-5 years between accidents.) How do you think these people are traveling if they're too scared to fly? Some of them just stay home, but most of them travel by car. Where they are more likely to die in a car accident than from a terrorist attack.

      So the point of airport security is literally security theater. Show the public, "Hey we're doing something to stop those terrorists, so it's safe to fly!" When the real goal is to stop people from getting themselves killed while driving because they're too scared of terrorists to fly.

      Unfortunately, the people running the TSA never got the memo and are taking their jobs way too seriously.

      That said, every time I've had a phone or laptop die from a drained battery, I've been able to turn it on, and it'll power up for at least 5-30 seconds before sensing the low battery and automatically powering off again. This is due to an intentional safety feature of Li-ion batteries - if you drain them too much, they can explode when charged. So devices are designed to shut off long before the battery reaches this point, and consequently there's always enough juice left to briefly turn the device back on again. The only way you can get to a state where the device literally will not power on is if you drain the battery, then let the device sit there for weeks or months so that it self-discharges below the voltage where the device will refuse to use the battery at all. So the guy whose phone dies while traveling shouldn't be affected by this policy change at all (unless the TSA decides to be assholes and require you to demonstrate something more than the phone booting, while not providing a standard microUSB charger).

    21. Re:Incoming international flights by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Find an outlet and plug it in for a while....or carry one of those spare charger thingees.

      Or, if you really are a terrorist and want put a bomb in your laptop, just replace the 8-cell battery with a one-cell, which will give you enough power to pass this test while still giving you lots of room for explosives.

    22. Re: Incoming international flights by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Laptop has lots of room for explosives and still be operational.

    23. Re:Incoming international flights by MitchDev · · Score: 2

      TSA employment is for people who want to be bullies but don't have the physical or mental power to do it on their own....

    24. Re:Incoming international flights by idontgno · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, if you're a REALLY dedicated terrorist, replace all the cells with explosives triggered by the power switch. Kill everyone in a 10-meter radius in the security checkpoint at the specific command of the TSA agent, and make sure the post-event propaganda plays that up.

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    25. Re:Incoming international flights by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      Their IQ is slightly above your typical McDonalds worker, only because they need to know how to put on a tie

      Oh c'mon, figuring out how to use a clip doesn't take that much extra IQ

    26. Re:Incoming international flights by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm defending them, but why would the length of the flight matter. You go through security before you board.

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    27. Re:Incoming international flights by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Their IQ is slightly above your typical McDonalds worker, only because they need to know how to put on a tie

      Oh c'mon, figuring out how to use a clip doesn't take that much extra IQ

      You've clearly never worked at McDonalds. I worked the grill in college. They walked me back to the grill, said "you're the cook" and walked away. The instructions are large pictograms hung in front of the grill. You could literally not be able to read, be color blind and only able to see 3 feet in front of your face and still do that job. It's amazing how well they have that procedure designed that anyone could do it.

    28. Re:Incoming international flights by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      My local grocery store has a drop box for old cell phones and I have seen them in many other places (and at one point, I received some prepaid mailing envelopes for old phones). Supposedly they refurbish them and send them to Africa or give them to the elderly or abused women who may need to make use of the still-functional 911 features. Although, I question how useful this actually is...who is going to keep a 911-only phone charged and ready at all times? If you aren't actually using it for calls, and aren't used to having a mobile phone, that thing will just be dead in times of need. About the only situations where I can see it being useful is storing it powered-off and attached to a charger in a car or as a "secret" phone for a domestic abuse victim (can pull it out if your abuser takes away your real phone and monitors the land-line).

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    29. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you're a REALLY dedicated terrorist, replace all the cells with explosives triggered by the power switch. Kill everyone in a 10-meter radius in the security checkpoint at the specific command of the TSA agent, and make sure the post-event propaganda plays that up.

      If you're a REALLY, REALLY dedicated terrorist, skip the device and just walk up to the inspection point with a bomb.

      Terrorists aren't that dedicated. I know of no incidents where they ever attempted to kill people on the ground.

    30. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I'm defending them, but why would the length of the flight matter. You go through security before you board.

      And again when you change flights, not so?

    31. Re:Incoming international flights by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      We're now to the point where it's so safe we go 2-5 years between accidents.

      Huh?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

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    32. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so, then the next step will be to ban all cellphones, electronic games, laptop computers, et cetera regardless of whether they are operable or not.

      It's a long way off, but we'll get to naked travel [SFW] eventually.

    33. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also separately but kind of related, the NSA has been snooping for years and they've been unable to stop 9/11, the Boston bombers, and any of the mass shootings of the past decade

    34. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you're a REALLY dedicated terrorist, replace all the cells with explosives triggered by the power switch. Kill everyone in a 10-meter radius in the security checkpoint at the specific command of the TSA agent, and make sure the post-event propaganda plays that up.

      Um, wut? If they think there is potential for it to be a bomb, don't you think they wouldn't have the bomb sniffing dogs on it first?

    35. Re:Incoming international flights by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      One example: a person flying from India to a destination A in the US has a short stopover in a different US city B. Are they going to be rescreened before boarding the flight from B to A? Maybe, maybe not. [Let's say someone breaches security and forces EVERYONE to be rescreened.] If they had to run from the gate where their flight from India to B landed to make their connection from B to A, they may have a dead battery (India to the US is a pretty decently long trip, I've heard) and may have had no opportunity to recharge it.

    36. Re:Incoming international flights by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      The whole cavity search thing is great for jokes but I think in practice is pretty rare. I almost always opt out of flight of the mm wave screenings and instead get the pat down. I have had only 1 case of the TSA trying to intimidate me (Austin, TX) and because by then I had done it so many times I was more amused than anything else. On my last flight (Denver, CO) my bag turned up as explosive detected (no idea why) so I was given extra scrutiny in a private room. Sounds like the stuff of jokes but in practice it was the same pat down done by a different officer. Nothing major and certainly not a cavity search. I'm not super rude to the TSA but neither am I friendly generally and I do feel free to question stupid things they do like confiscate the toothpaste my kids like. The reason I mention all of this is that not making it easy for them only costs me about 2-5 minutes per flight, which seems like a reasonable price to pay for not going along with their program. I see very few opt outs these days, sad how quickly people buckle under. More people should opt out. Ask questions, don't just go with whatever you're told. TSA - Fighting terrorism one tube of toothpaste at a time

    37. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its so you cant take the battery out of the device, or otherwise claim it doesn't work, in hopes of leaving customs with no easy way to illegally siphon data off of it.

    38. Re: Incoming international flights by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Yes, every plane I've ever flown on internationally had a power socket in the bathroom for shavers.

      Yes, every plane I've ever flown on internationally had a power socket in the bathroom for shavers^h^h^h^h^h^h^h cell phone chargers.

      There, fixed that for you.
      Why else would people spent so long in the bog?

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    39. Re:Incoming international flights by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      I take it you have have never flown two international legs with a 1-hour sprint through some airport in between.

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    40. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, it's not about terrorism, dumbass. It's about not being able to spy on the devices.

    41. Re:Incoming international flights by brianwski · · Score: 2

      You are absolutely correct for DIRECT NON-STOP flights. But many or most international flights have connections and layovers. I live on the west coast, usually I fly to New York or Chicago and catch my connection overseas there - often with a dead laptop battery.

      Luckily more and more it is possible to find recharging plugs in airports. But if the TSA weren't being complete jerks, they would provide a completely (USA) standard 110 V power plug on an extension cord right at security. I don't know anybody who flies internationally without their device chargers. But this is the same TSA that refuses to sell you $1 stamped envelopes to put your pocket knife into so you can US mail it to yourself. Or simply "hold" your pocket knife for 48 hours since you will be back in this exact same airport when you return tomorrow. Nope, it is really, REALLY important to run TSA badly and punish innocent people - so they will NOT be providing an electrical plug to allow you to save your $700 phone or $1,500 laptop.

    42. Re:Incoming international flights by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've wondered why they haven't done that before. Forget about taking a plane down, or flying into a building.

      Have 20 individuals at 20 airports all approach the processing line, timed to arrive at the metal detector/x-ray chute at noon. Scream the usual "aloha cracker" (or whatever those crazy fucks say), pull out the bomb from their carry on, and detonate it before anyone can stop them.

      Instantly, every airport is notified about this threat, and now everyone gets screened before they even get to the airport.

      If they want to fuck with the west, that is how they could do it.

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    43. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free prostate exam!!!

    44. Re: Incoming international flights by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      It's not about dead batteries, its about hollowed out electronic cases filled with explosives.

      The previous poster was referring to dead batteries.

      Uncharged/out of service Li-ion batteries are subject to more problems at altitude than properly charged ones.

    45. Re:Incoming international flights by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      ...but what if my spare charger thing doesn't power up?

    46. Re:Incoming international flights by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      A family acquaintance - let's call him "Joe" - worked as an airport screener. This is a true story: I was personally in the room when Joe was complaining to my dad that he'd been fired.

      They run periodic checks where an undercover agent tries to smuggle contraband onto a plane. When questioned after the fact, Joe didn't understand why everyone was upset that he'd allowed a disassembled rifle through screening: "but it was in pieces! He couldn't have done anything with it!". "But Joe, he could've taken it into a bathroom and put it together, couldn't he?", followed by an expression of horror creeping across his face as the realization sank in.

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    47. Re:Incoming international flights by stasike · · Score: 1

      Here is an example I found after 10 seconds of searching:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...

    48. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their IQ must not be too much higher because those ties are clip-on; it would be detrimental in a confrontation to have something secured snugly around your neck.

    49. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, it's Mr Heat Modulates Transistors! Why don't you find me that textbook with your theory in it?

      Hey what is the terminal voltage of a discharged Liion battery? Of a LiPO?

      Go on.

    50. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Bush said he wanted everyone to be subject to these rules.

    51. Re:Incoming international flights by PRMan · · Score: 1

      I forgot to bring my charger this weekend and my phone (which I was using for navigation) died so badly it wouldn't do anything THE FIRST DAY.

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    52. Re:Incoming international flights by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      You neglect the primary reason for taking a plane down when there are bigger and softer targets available (shopping malls, theaters, huge lines at the airport) - the psychological impact. People are already, whether they want to admit it or not, slightly terrified of flying at a subconscious level. Hurtling through the air in an aluminum tube at 30,000 feet is insanely unnatural act, and everyone knows it, but we've made it as safe as reasonably possible. People want to feel as though everything that can be reasonably done is being done to prevent guns or bombs from being carried on board.

      Terrorism is a political statement. You want your message to be heard as loudly as possible, and there's nothing like taking down a plane for doing that, since a plane going down unexpectedly is guaranteed to generate world-wide headlines.

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    53. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Mr Energy, where did the energy to "burn out all the internal fuses" come from?

      PS: WHAT "internal fuses"? More verbal diarrhea and word salad from Mr Makes It All Up!

    54. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Terrorists already go for softer targets, namely shopping malls. It's happened in Mumbai and in Kenya. It just hasn't happened in the US. That means that either our security is so good that the terrorists are prevented from coming here and shooting up malls (extremely unlikely since our southern border is wide-open and guns are easy to obtain here), OR the terrorists just aren't interested in messing with us that much.

    55. Re:Incoming international flights by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      We're now to the point where it's so safe we go 2-5 years between accidents.

      Huh?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

      Change that to "major catastrophic accidents of large commercial planes". Keep in mind that those statistics you linked to include passenger vehicles with greater than six vehicles (i.e. short-hop puddle jumpers or private aircraft). If you only include larger passenger aircraft, the number of incidents would probably dramatically. Note that higher on the page is a summary of *major* incidents of note. As the article itself points out, the Malaysian Boeing 777 is the only major large airliner accident this year, and similar incidents occur only once every few years.

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    56. Re:Incoming international flights by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      You're not thinking big enough, why pull out a bomb when the whole over-sized fucking carry on bag is a bomb filled with explosives and nails, its not like your final destination requires a clean set of cloths. Also this would work best when done in the middle of a security line, on the busiest travel day which would also be a good time to have a "winter" coat on for some extra punch.

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    57. Re: Incoming international flights by wagnerrp · · Score: 1
      Since you don't seem to be getting bored of yourself, it's the fundamental principle of thermionic emission.

      Hey what is the terminal voltage of a discharged Liion battery? Of a LiPO?

      Zero. In a multi-cell Li-Ion battery, once your cell voltage drops below a certain critical value, a protection circuit disconnects it from the rest of the pack. A fully discharged battery will simply be a short circuit bypassing all the individual cells.

    58. Re:Incoming international flights by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      And we have a winner...

      Also, remove the optical drive and HDD, Set it up so it boots from an SD card and use the new extra space with even more stuff.

      What's next, everybody travelling strip naked without any luggage?

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    59. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True story:
      I once had a call from someone who had picked up one of these donated phones and wanted to activate it (while I worked at the wireless company,) however the account the phone number was attached to was deeply in arrears and was marked as a deactivated (stolen device.) When asked if someone could activate the device on a new number with a new name, the activation department did the same thing and said the device was stolen, so can't be done.

      Just because you donate the device, doesn't mean it can be activated again in the US. And with the global blacklists, that also means it doesn't get activated anywhere else either if the device was stolen instead of properly deactivated.

    60. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mcd's are franchise owned and operated typically so their management and training practices probably vary a bit from place to place.

    61. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, hope your battery doesn't die. or run out while shooting pictures, or using it.

      'cause that's a sane requirement

      please note my sarcasm, as to even propose such a silly requirement is a theft of too many peoples items without probable cause.

    62. Re:Incoming international flights by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Very true, I didn't mean to imply they don't. All I'm saying is that blowing up a shopping mall is a page three story, while blowing up a 747 is a page one story - nothing more than that. I'd guess that airline bombings just play into an already existing fear of flight for many, so the psychological impact tends to be magnified beyond the simple fact of the incident.

      As far as why the US hasn't been hit (I assume you're talking about shopping malls, because we've certainly been hit plenty of other ways) - I'd guess it's perhaps because most people that *would* like to do so would logistically have problems getting to the US along with their bombs. It could also be that any major terror campaign against the US would be likely to bring down the wrath of the US military / law enforcement against said organization and any supporters. It's hard to say, really.

      Honestly, I find it hard to get into the mind of people who randomly kill and maim civilians, including innocent children, so who knows what they're thinking. I'm glad the US is relatively free of terrorism, but I wish the rest of the world didn't have to suffer at the hands of those animals either.

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    63. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill everyone in a 10-meter radius in the security checkpoint at the specific command of the TSA agent, and make sure the post-event propaganda plays that up.

      Why would they want bad publicity for the TSA? The TSA is making their job easier, funnelling everyone into those kill zones.

    64. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      Nope, it is really, REALLY important to run TSA badly and punish innocent people - so they will NOT be providing an electrical plug to allow you to save your $700 phone or $1,500 laptop.

      Thanks, Obama!!

    65. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You don't need hundreds of wall-warts and cables. Lots of hotels have all-in-one cellphone charging stations (and so do lots of airports, just not near TSA lines). There aren't that many cellphone cables, especially now that everyone except stupid Apple has standardized on the microUSB plug. MiniUSB, MicroUSB, and a couple of Apple connectors would work for probably every phone made in the last 8 years that anyone still uses. For laptops, all you need to do is provide electrical outlets, since everyone carries around their charger. One of the $10 universal international power adapters will allow international travelers to use their chargers if they didn't bring a US power cord (every charger operates on 110V-240V, the only problem is the physical plug).

      So all the TSA would have to do is provide about $30 worth of extension cords and adapters. Of course, knowing how inept Obama is with everything, that won't happen.

    66. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Those numbers are somewhat misleading. The big problem is that they don't show the number of passenger-miles traveled per year; this number has risen greatly over the decades. Everyone (in the US) flies these days; back in 1970, only richer people took planes anywhere, or when others did, it was a rare event because it was so expensive.

      Also, since this is about American airport security, these numbers are misleading since they show ALL accidents worldwide. There's a lot more air travel internationally than there used to be, as the standards of living rise in developing nations (and everywhere really). Accidents in Malaysia or Brazil by airlines which don't even operate within the US don't really worry Americans much, it's accidents on our own planes in our own country that are concerning.

    67. Re:Incoming international flights by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Okay, even though this example is a bit of a stretch, I'll concede that it could happen. I've made several 15+ hr trips overseas, but I've only ever been rescreened once going through London, only to reboard the same plane, and that was back in the 80s. If TSA starts confiscating devices of people in these rare circumstances, I think they'll get lambasted in the media.

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    68. Re:Incoming international flights by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      You'd take it incorrectly. I've traveled internationally several times a year dating back to 1980, and only once have I ever been re-screened...in London, only to re-board the same plane.

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    69. Re:Incoming international flights by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Where have you ever been re-screened after boarding the first flight. I haven't, and have made about 50 international flights over the last 20 years.

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    70. Re:Incoming international flights by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Well, since this will be a complete choke point, they'll need hundreds of cables or have huge lines.

      Imagine if they had one scanner. That took 5 minutes per person.

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    71. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How many people actually have dead devices at the TSA line? Definitely not 100%.

    72. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can only opt out of the body scans at airports in the USA. Other countries don't allow it.

    73. Re:Incoming international flights by radarskiy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "the psychological impact"

      Consider the psychological impact of targeting the security apparatus itself: the thing that is claimed to keep people safe turns out to be what enabled them to be killed.

    74. Re:Incoming international flights by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "Are they going to be rescreened before boarding the flight from B to A?"

      FYI, there is no concept of "transit" in US airports. Everyone gets re-screened to get on a connecting flight.

    75. Re:Incoming international flights by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "But Joe, he could've taken it into a bathroom and put it together, couldn't he?"

      Not on any plane I've ever been on ;-)

    76. Re:Incoming international flights by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      I would add in the Rome and Vienna airport attacks by the PLO some 26 years earlier

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...

    77. Re:Incoming international flights by Platinumrat · · Score: 1

      So what happens when you do power up your laptop, for example. Do they then want you to login? I've I don't happen to have my Company PKI card on my body, but I'm carrying my company laptop, then good luck getting in. I know it's an unlikely scenario, but sometimes the brain cells aren't firing properly and you just dump shit into checked luggage, when you're rushing to catch the 6am International flight.

    78. Re:Incoming international flights by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Including every old ipod/cd player/dvd player/rio/zune/etc that has low battery life w/ kids playing on them?

      Definitely enough to cause a serious backup.

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    79. Re:Incoming international flights by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      I've wondered why they haven't done that before.

      There's a very simple explanation: there just aren't that many terrorists with both the knowledge and initiative to carry out such attacks. If your idea was feasible for terrorists, so would attacks on any number of public places with loads of people -- shopping malls, major city squares, subways, buses, etc. Places with REAL terrorist problems (e.g. some places in the Middle East) see these sorts of attacks on public places.

      The fact that such attacks don't happen in the U.S. is pretty strong evidence that the terrorist threat is likely nowhere as big as the TSA (and others) would have us believe.

    80. Re:Incoming international flights by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      I used to travel internationally monthly for several years, but I changed jobs and got back to a normal sleep schedule and travel internationally only 2-3 times a year while I spend the point accumulated through the heavy travelling period.

      Schipol rescreened me once. London has always rescreened me as I pass through.

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    81. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three letters for you - IRA

      They killed plenty of people on the ground.

    82. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How many people still use Rios/Zunes/old CD players/etc.? Old iPods (unless they're reeeaalllly old) use the standard Apple connector that was only recently superceded for the iPhone5.

    83. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... doing something to stop those terrorists, so it's safe to fly!

      That doesn't explain why the US TSA is doing a 'stop & search' of trucks and private cars. Or why NY has a 'stop & frisk' of black men in gang neighbourhoods. Well that last policy makes sense, but most of all, this is transferring the military-industrial complex from international conflicts to domestic 'conflicts'. There is a subsidiary problem where the government can't simply declare war on their citizens. So the constitution must be watered-down and several domestic bogey-men sensationalized to allow a "war footing" that creates a self-sustaining loop of 'you are the problem' that the government is eliminating. This is how the power of the people is eliminated and dictators are created. Residents of the USA have, over recent decades, been divided into the 'haves' and 'have-nots' of political power.

      The statue of liberty invites the tired and poor of the world to the land of opportunity. Yes, there is opportunity for wealth but when most immigrants don't get rich, they haven't lost anything. They must protect their rights and freedoms with their exhaustion and poverty. By contrast, the 'tough on crime' policy in the US deliberately robs people of rights and freedoms in the land of opportunity. There's a word for people with duties but not rights or economic power: Slaves.

    84. Re:Incoming international flights by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Supposedly now it's real safe to be a TSA agent because it's the plane that's the target, not the airport. Imagine what would happen if its the people searching the bags that are blown up.

      I'm of mixed feelings about this. I don't like the idea of people getting blown up but then these TSA agents chose a job where they are required to violate people's rights, dignity, and privacy. Doing such should not be a death sentence but then again if it's their job to look for bombs then they should not be surprised if they find one... and it detonates in their face.

      Perhaps if we see some TSA agents get blown up then we'd actually get some real and actual people trained in security than the barely literate people we have now.

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    85. Re:Incoming international flights by blindseer · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points right now to give you.

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    86. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't how the base/gate controls the transistor.

      "Hey what is the terminal voltage of a discharged Liion battery? Of a LiPO?

      Zero."

      Wow. Just shut up.

      " once your cell voltage drops below a certain critical value, a protection circuit disconnects it from the rest of the pack."

      Makes it hard to charge it, eh?

      "A fully discharged battery will simply be a short circuit bypassing all the individual cells."

      Jesus Christ. Just stop.

    87. Re:Incoming international flights by rewarp · · Score: 1

      Or rather, all those shootings by white people are not classified as terrorism, but simply because they have mental issues.

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    88. Re: Incoming international flights by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      once your cell voltage drops below a certain critical value, a protection circuit disconnects it from the rest of the pack.

      Makes it hard to charge it, eh?

      Yes. It does. That's why a Li-Ion battery is permanently dead if you allow it to self-discharge too far.

    89. Re:Incoming international flights by mjwx · · Score: 1

      "the psychological impact"

      Consider the psychological impact of targeting the security apparatus itself: the thing that is claimed to keep people safe turns out to be what enabled them to be killed.

      Not nearly as good as getting people when they let their guard down.

      Terrorists target buses, planes, schools and theatres because they know that's where they can get the most people when they're most at ease (and that is the really scary bit). At a security checkpoint everyone is alert and awake not to mention the security staff who will actually be looking for suspicious people and things. There's security personnel stationed everywhere in an airport security inspection line, not just at the X-Ray.

      Finally, it's not that good of a place to set off a bomb. Seeing as everyone is in a line, you'll only maim a few people directly in front and behind you (their bodies will form a shield of sorts protecting others). With a bus or a plane the explosion is contained in a much smaller area meaning a small explosion can kill or maim most, if not all occupants.

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    90. Re:Incoming international flights by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Bombing a bus would kill a greater percentage of people who are near by, but would hardly register on the national consciousness. Even twenty busses would not stop much travel. And it isn't likely that people are going to get twenty bombs onto planes. But setting them off at the security checkpoint would have the same terror effect that the 2001 attacks did, as far as disrupting air travel. All airports would be whirlwinds of hysteria as passengers tried to get out of possible deathtraps.

      Or how about a wrinkle. Rather than all bombs going off at the same time, have one at noon, another two minutes later, and each following by two minutes from the previous. How many airports would even have lines of passengers after the first ten bombs? That is what the goal would be, mass hysteria.

      But as other have said above, since it hasn't happened, there must not be anyone who wants to do such a thing. Or the terrorist groups just lack vision nowadays.

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    91. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which isn't what you claimed, Mr Accuracy.

      I asked: "Hey what is the terminal voltage of a discharged Liion battery?"

      You said: "Zero."

      Which is wrong. Again. Is there anything you actually know about? Or is it all autistic word salad bullshit?

    92. Re: Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP's not the one making unverified claims, you dipshit shill.

    93. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that should have been a part of the (regular) training, not a part of a sting operation probably aimed to fire people

      that's wrong on so many levels, and fired should have been the person responsible for training.

    94. Re:Incoming international flights by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Millions of kids get those hand me downs.

      A couple cables won't cut it, even if they're all the same.

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    95. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've wondered why they haven't done that before. Forget about taking a plane down, or flying into a building.

      Because the threat of turban-wearing Alah-screaming AK-toting sandal-wearing good old fashioned mas-murdering terrorists is basically nonexistent.

    96. Re:Incoming international flights by hweimer · · Score: 1

      Where have you ever been re-screened after boarding the first flight.

      Just a few examples off the top of my head:

      • FRA always has re-screening when you change from non-Schengen to Schengen
      • MUC usually has re-screening right before the gate for US-bound flights
      • IIRC, SIN has re-screening at every gate
      • When you change between carriers that operate out of different terminals, you usually have re-screening because most airports do not have a connected security area.
      • Or, of course, if you have to change airports within a city, like the infamous LHR-LGW run
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    97. Re:Incoming international flights by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no. You can't enumerate every permutation of every weapon imaginable. At some point, you have to expect an adult to assess a new situation using generally acceptable principals to reach a reasonable conclusion.

      Ask a random guy on the street whether Scala is a declarative language and you should expect a random distribution. Ask him whether a disassembled rifle is a weapon and you should expect a solid "yes". You shouldn't need to train on that.

      Also, this guy was a dumbass.

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    98. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they realize most of us would cheer if they blew up a few TSA agents, and think we might even accept collateral damage in the process.

    99. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If the terrorists really wanted to change things in America, they should blow up Congress. The American people wouldn't mind much since everyone here hates Congress, and there wouldn't be any collateral damage (except maybe aides, but they're really minions of the Congresscritters anyway).

      Unfortunately, the security there is probably pretty good actually; it's a lot easier to go after civilian targets.

    100. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guns are easy to obtain here

      In the places terrorists come from, guns are generally available from street market vendors, no questions asked. This is a Cold War legacy: the Communists flooded the world with huge numbers of firearms, primarily simple and highly reliable designs that still work well and are easy to maintain. It's much harder for a stranger to obtain firearms in ANY developed country, including the USA, unless one has contacts with a foreign intelligence or organized crime organization operating in that country.

      In short, unless they had such contacts, they would bring the weapons with them rather than risking a buy or other means of acquisition in the USA.

    101. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Interesting point, but be that as it may, our southern border is completely wide-open so it'd be trivial for them to sneak across with all the guns they want.

    102. Re:Incoming international flights by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "you'll only maim a few people directly"

      The proximate objective of the terrorist is not maiming or killing, it is terror.

      "their bodies will form a shield of sorts protecting others"

      Toss your device up, trigger with a pull string. Think of a bounding mine deployed at very close range.

    103. Re:Incoming international flights by rworne · · Score: 1

      Yes. All passengers have to get their bags and go through immigration and customs at their first stop in the U.S. They then toss their bags on a conveyor belt and head to the nearest TSA line to be re screened for the connecting flight.

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    104. Re:Incoming international flights by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If it's so dead and useless, why can't you toss it in your checked bags?

    105. Re:Incoming international flights by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Allah Akbar is what you are thinking of.

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    106. Re:Incoming international flights by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      You neglect the primary reason for taking a plane down when there are bigger and softer targets available (shopping malls, theaters, huge lines at the airport) - the psychological impact.

      The problem with that line of reasoning is that Boston was plenty impacted by a couple of pressure cookers, and D.C. was in a panic years before that from two guys with rifles. And just about any mass school shooting. So yeah, a few suicide bombers with simultaneous detonations would have a "psychological impact".

    107. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to fuck with Americans, you set off bombs in random malls in shitty areas that no one even knows about.

      That will do more to fuck with the psyche of Americans than flying planes into every building in America that is over 800 feet tall.

    108. Re:Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason they haven't done it is that there aren't nearly as many people out there willing to do things like that as the government would want you to believe. No terrorists = no benefit for them. Lots of terrorists, even (or especially) imagined ones, = huge amounts of control and an easily manipulated population which was already pre-dumbed down by an education system that intentionally does not teach critical thinking.

    109. Re:Incoming international flights by joemck · · Score: 1

      To be fair, they probably designed the pictograms more for non-native English speakers than illiterate people. It also makes it easier to tell at a glance what you need to do than a block of text, not that cooking McFood is that complex.

  3. Actually makes good sense by Crashmarik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you can't power the things up there is no way to tell what they actually are.

    1. Re:Actually makes good sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you can't power the things up there is no way to tell what they actually are.

      If the TSA worked for us, they'd have a power supply at the checkpoint so you can prove that your device works even if the battery is dead.

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    2. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And if I can power my laptop up (for 5 minutes should be good enough), how can they tell that 90% of battery is not packed with explosives?

    3. Re:Actually makes good sense by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if we all have to pull out and power up a tablet, computer, MP3 player, and phone, that's gonna slow down the line a bit.

    4. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty BS though.
      You could just put whatever it is in your suitcase and they would never find out.

    5. Re:Actually makes good sense by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe just throw away the battery if its dead. A scan should reveal any further threat.

    6. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because a discontinuty in the battery would be easy to see on the xray.

    7. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 2

      Are you kidding? Checked baggage is scanned as well. Actually if you put electronics (or any valuables) in your checked baggage, you have good chance of never seeing them again.

    8. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They scan it, but they don't turn on each and every piece of electronics in checked baggage.
      I put lots of electronics in my suitcase:
      hard drives, electric shavers, chargers etc.

    9. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it shows up on x-ray, then what's the point of the ban?

    10. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The TSA cannot work for us, because their existence violates the highest law of the land. Slightly 'improving' the situation would never change that simple fact.

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    11. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why force people to power their devices up?

    12. Re:Actually makes good sense by TheCarp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right because having your fucking phone die at the airport isn't inconvenient enough; you clearly are not having a bad enough day that you can't easily call people when you reach your destination, or get notices about flight delays on your way to the airport....no.... you need to lose your battery too! Another $50 on your trip asshole for doing something boneheaded that only ever was a problem for you before now.

      Certainly there are so vanishingly few legitimate reasons a persons phone would be discharged.... that there wont be too many false positives with this....never. I am sure they will mostly only inconvinence terrorists, and not, so many people as to justify maybe....a full time position or two at each airport.

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    13. Re:Actually makes good sense by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      This would not prove that the battery has not been replaced with explosives.

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    14. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 1

      Well, it is your problem if you miss the flight, not theirs. And don't act as if you are in great hurry, they might take you for more in-depth check just for the hell of it.

    15. Re: Actually makes good sense by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      a discontinuity would be obvious on the x-ray, if a part of the battery would have been replaced with other material then the rest of the battery.

      I once had to unpack my hand luggage because I mixed two different brands of batteries in a spare battery container. When the different brand label matched the different x-ray signatures, it was no further problem.

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    16. Re:Actually makes good sense by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Becuase the idea is to knock the low hanging fruit from the tree. Anybody who really wanted to blow up a airplane could. Thankfully it has been mostly half crazy idots who have been trying to do this. Plese note I don't know if I support the policy. I can understand where it is comming from but one has to balance out safty, privicy, and convience. I think the balance has already slid to far to the saty side.

    17. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Li-Ion batteries have metal casing around them.

    18. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 2

      Well, I hope your luck holds. You might be careful when flying from these airports: The Top 20 Airports for TSA Theft

    19. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it might not show up on X-ray if the entire battery had been replaced with explosives.

    20. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ This.

      ALL POWERS, you fucking dimwitted fucks*.

      The Constitution is not a living document. It's not open to interpretation. The vast majority of the bullshit the Federal government is throwing upon is isn't the slightest bit legal.

      You want education? You want molestation at airports?

      Fucking pass an Amendment about it.

      (* Harsh language included because said dimwitted fucks are dimwitted, and clearly haven't responded to the polite arguments.)

    21. Re:Actually makes good sense by Entropius · · Score: 1

      I thought that's what those x-ray machines were for?

      Besides, there is a lot of empty space inside some laptops. If they're worried about someone putting a bomb inside a laptop that won't boot then they should be equally worried about someone putting one inside a laptop that will.

    22. Re:Actually makes good sense by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      If you can't power the things up there is no way to tell what they actually are.

      Unless a given widget has heroic inrush current on start, if you can power the thing up there is no way to tell whether it's the genuine article or the genuine article with a teeny li-poly cell(or even a higher-density lithium primary cell, no need to recharge in paradise after all...) providing ~10 minutes of runtime and leaving most of the battery volume for even more energetic contents...

    23. Re:Actually makes good sense by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      50$? Wait.. you're assuming that you can remove the battery from your phone, right?

      That's a good one.

      REALLY inconvinient if you have an iPhone....

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    24. Re:Actually makes good sense by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't worry, citizen! If you own a phone that still has a swappable battery, it's probably ancient junk anyway, so throwing it away is just helping you out!

      Now... about keeping your AppleCare after the TSA's tech experts remove your iPhone battery...

    25. Re: Actually makes good sense by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because nobody could ever hook up an ARM SBC to the LVDS connector on a 17" laptop and play a video to fake a boot sequence that would fool a telemarketer in purple gloves, leaving the rest of the case available for whatever can be molded into plastic.

      Because TSA is there to protect us from imbicilic terrorists, even though 9/11 was orchestrated by degreed engineers, physicians, etc.?

      Or just maybe it's not about terrorists but rather obedience conditioning, and they need a new rule once in a while to keep the people regressing (from presumption of Constitutional rights).

      Only one of those hypotheses fits the data.

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    26. Re: Actually makes good sense by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Li-Poly often doesn't (one of the major perks is being able to use 'pouch' style designs with limited packaging overhead or rigid shape constraints); but that just means that Joe Jihad faces the (trivial) challenge of finding a device that still uses classic row-o'-metal-cylinders Li-ion packs.

    27. Re:Actually makes good sense by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      You really don't have to

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    28. Re:Actually makes good sense by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Certainly there are so vanishingly few legitimate reasons a persons phone would be discharged...

      Certainly there are far fewer reasons a person would want to go to the USA anymore. Or, rather, people value their dignity more than US culture; That you continue to have a tourism industry is beyond belief. Further, with Germany setting the standard for tearing US businesses out of their public infrastructure I'd be surprised if the US continues be a player in international business for much longer.

      Anyway, to answer your question about why my phone would be discharged, it's because I'm forced to wait for three hours in the damn departure lounge because getting through security takes an age. I pass the time by browsing the internet, listening to music, watching streaming video... On my phone.

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    29. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The Constitution is not a living document. It's not open to interpretation.

      Changing times and ambiguities in the original text say otherwise.

      Even in the case where we're explicitly saying "this is a dead document, follow it literally", the meanings of words change over time and the original meaning imparted by the text is lost.

    30. Re:Actually makes good sense by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Which strongly suggests the existence of the TSA is pointless. As you say, and the professionals all agree - anyone competent who wants to blow up a plane will be able to do so unless stopped long before they get to the airport (and the NSA claims hey really truly have done so, but you'll have to trust us on that because we can't reveal the evidence). Meanwhile the TSA can't even catch the loonies who try to blow up their shoes and underwear - those have all been stopped by their own incompetence and/or other passengers. So the TSA is accomplishing what exactly?

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    31. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Removing them is the only improving that can be done.
      I'll drive when possible - cheaper anyways.

    32. Re:Actually makes good sense by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My snark detector needs retuning.

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    33. Re:Actually makes good sense by tlund · · Score: 1

      you need to lose your battery too!

      I don't get it. It says "Powerless devices will not be permitted onboard the aircraft." Where does it say they will confiscate your battery?

    34. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 2

      Changing times and ambiguities in the original text say otherwise.

      Then consult historical documents. It's a living document only in the sense that it can be amended.

      Even in the case where we're explicitly saying "this is a dead document, follow it literally", the meanings of words change over time and the original meaning imparted by the text is lost.

      Only true if the government intentionally ignores history.

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    35. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if a terrorist make sure you leave a small amount of battery to enable the boot screen at the airport. more that enough space (CD drive in laptop) to provide other electronics.

    36. Re:Actually makes good sense by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're just not thinking outside the box enough. *Finally* we have a way of getting rid of all all of our broken electronics without having to pay those exhorbitant recycling fees or sneaking out in the dead of night to dump it at some ad-hoc "landfill" site!

      "Sorry, officer, I must have forgotten to charge that one too... here you go! Shall we try this... um..." *wipes dust off logo* ...Compaq now, or just move on to the next crate?"

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    37. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird.
      I've flown from 4 of those.
      Maybe it's because I only own cheap shit.
      Either way, if you want to plant a bomb in your suitcase, I doubt you'd care if it got stolen.

    38. Re:Actually makes good sense by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I find curious (honestly, both from the TSA's side, and from the terrorists' side, to the degree that they aren't simply far less common than popularly believed), is how dead-set everyone is on fighting the 'last war' so to speak.

      Given the (mostly low-lethality, albeit with occasional exceptions that really sucked for a specific hostage) history of aircraft hijacking, being the first to radically change the game before anybody knew that the game had changed (strictly speaking, the attempt occurred across 3 planes simultaneously; but with limited cross-communication, each was essentially 'first' for the purposes of that aircraft, and the one where that information isolation broke down was the one that was forcibly crash-landed and never made it to target) was a ruthless and clever move. The historical rule had always been 'Hijacking, that sucks; but within a few days, and with the death of very few passengers, the matter will be wrapped up', and so heroics simply didn't make much sense.

      Now that everyone knows that that isn't the case, you pretty much have to be confident that you have the manpower to overwhelm an entire aircraft full of people who expect you to kill them even if they do cooperate, as well as national air-defense assets that expect you to kill everyone, and worse, if they don't shoot you down. Aircraft are now largely targets that are only as useful as their direct destruction is.

      Given that, it's downright weird that both the TSA, and at least the dumber terrorist types, have remained fixated on airplanes, despite the fact that there are far softer targets, vastly more numerous and harder to secure, all over the place. At this point, hitting a TSA security line, rather than trying to pass through it, or just skipping that entirely and turning a good, honest, domestically available, AR-15 on a little-league crowd somewhere in Iowa would be at least as scary and way easier...

    39. Re:Actually makes good sense by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      That's not really the difficulty part. We know pretty well what words in the Constitution meant at the time, The difficulty is in applying them in the context of new technology and social changes, as well as dealing with precedent drifting.

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    40. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the occasions when I have to travel to the USA, I take a company laptop. That way it's Not My Problem if it gets sto^H^H^confiscated.

    41. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont most samsung phones have user-replaceable batteries including the newer models?

    42. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 2

      Of course I would care if my bomb was stolen! It takes quite a lot of money and effort to build one so I would be very unhappy if it went missing.

    43. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe just throw away the battery if its dead. A scan should reveal any further threat.

      Man those iphones users sure will be pissed.

    44. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how do you know this is not the case?

      This rule makes sense, and bothers me far less than the Pervertron 3000 that the TSA agents use to get free nudies.

    45. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Samsung and most of the cellphone vendors have the design expertise to put an openable battery compartment in their case designs. The folks at Apple, not so much. It's not a trivial part of the case design, and Apple has other, more cosmetic priorities.

    46. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Terrorists downed a Malaysian Airlines flight just a few months ago. Clearly planes are still a target. Getting into the cabin or ramming a prominent landmark might have become more difficult in the wake of 9/11, but killing the couple of hundred people on the plane remains an attractive option for terrorist groups.

    47. Re:Actually makes good sense by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

      This just provides a false sense of security, think how easy it would be to gut a big 17 or 19 inch notebook, install the motherboard from an ultra thin model with a micro SSD flash drive and a small wafer battery from a tablet that will boot up and provide 5 - 10+ minutes of run time and still leave room for a few pounds of other "contraband" stuff in the case.

    48. Re:Actually makes good sense by Aryden · · Score: 1

      Every airport I've been in in the last 3 years has had many many charging stations (free) for laptops and mobile phones.

    49. Re:Actually makes good sense by Chessed · · Score: 1

      Yes, makes a lot of sense. If you can't power them up, they can't install spyware on them.

    50. Re:Actually makes good sense by TerryC101 · · Score: 2

      Cue every airport getting a paid for recharging kiosk. I'm sure that there is a good business idea in here somewhere.

    51. Re:Actually makes good sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I live in California. I have to pay when I buy electronics, but not when I dispose of them. Not more than a month ago I junked a stack of old electronics, from some of which I had cannibalized the good bits, and not even bothered with reassembly. Just toss 'em in the marked dumpster. And of course, the old cellphones can be disposed of at your local post office. California will also take my batteries for free, so I save 'em up in mayo jars.

      Obviously, someone pays for this stuff, and that someone is partially me. But since I don't have to pay a fee to dispose of it, there's no incentive not to dispose of it properly.

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    52. Re:Actually makes good sense by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      ... first world problems ...

      There. FTFY. I am not a fan of the TSA, but the amount of wining when it comes to personal inconvenience when there are a lot more fundamental issues against the way the TSA operates gets tired very quickly.

    53. Re: Actually makes good sense by ray-auch · · Score: 1

      And laptops that support secondary batteries, where one entire battery could be explosive, just don't exist, right ?

    54. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The difficulty is in applying them in the context of new technology and social changes

      Sometimes that can be difficult, but it's plainly obvious that (for example), had something like the NSA mass surveillance been used against the founders, they would have taken steps to prevent the US government from doing the same.

    55. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Typically after the security checkpoint..

    56. Re:Actually makes good sense by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      They'll just take the whole damn phone.

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    57. Re:Actually makes good sense by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Only true if the government intentionally ignores history.

      Hell, they'll change the meaning of words so they can do just that.

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    58. Re:Actually makes good sense by ray-auch · · Score: 1

      Certainly there are so vanishingly few legitimate reasons a persons phone would be discharged....

      Yeah, would have to be one of those rare occasions where, say, hundreds of people get stuck together in the same space for 8hrs+ with no (or too few) charging facilities. Not the sort of thing that ever happens at an airport...

    59. Re:Actually makes good sense by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      You are correct, it was a response to the suggestion in the previous post, not the story. The TSA is threatening extra screening, not simple battery confiscation, as the previous post had suggested.

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    60. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 2

      Incorrect. It doesn't matter how 'safe' this makes us; it's unconstitutional and wrong. There is no balance to be had, because we're supposed to be 'the land of the free,' and such a country wouldn't sacrifice such fundamental freedoms for safety. The TSA itself is unconstitutional.

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    61. Re: Actually makes good sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Samsung and most of the cellphone vendors have the design expertise to put an openable battery compartment in their case designs. The folks at Apple, not so much.

      I have an LG E960 (aka "Nexus 4") you insensitive etc.

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    62. Re:Actually makes good sense by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      had something like the NSA mass surveillance been used against the founders

      Had this been the case, there Revolution would have been depressingly short and unsuccessful.

    63. Re:Actually makes good sense by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      In all airports I've seen, they're past the security checkpoints.

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    64. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, rather, people value their dignity more than US culture

      LOL ... WTF is 'US culture' other than bad TV, fast food, and guns?

      Americans are about as uncultured as you get.

    65. Re:Actually makes good sense by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      That would be security problem in itself. The sucuritly line at a big airport is like the perfect freaking place for a suicide bombing; lots of people in at least for many airports a pretty confined area.

      Easy way to trigger you bomb to just wait for a current across the pins. Letting people 'plug stuff in' in the security line seems like a terrible idea to me.

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    66. Re:Actually makes good sense by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Well its apparently not entirely broken, probably just out of calibration.

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    67. Re:Actually makes good sense by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Eureka! The real reason Apple discontinued the 17 inch MacBook Pro!

      And you guys all think that Apple isn't looking out for you.

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    68. Re: Actually makes good sense by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      Would it? Most scans would be 2D scanning, so if you replaced the top or bottom 90% of the battery, it probably wouldn't show up as an anomaly.. If we were being even more thorough, we could have the bomb on the inside with battery on the outside, or use material that would show up the same under a scan.

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    69. Re:Actually makes good sense by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2

      Changing times and ambiguities in the original text say otherwise.

      Then consult historical documents. It's a living document only in the sense that it can be amended.

      Even in the case where we're explicitly saying "this is a dead document, follow it literally", the meanings of words change over time and the original meaning imparted by the text is lost.

      Only true if the government intentionally ignores history.

      What is the literal, non-interpreted meaning of "unusual punishment" or "unreasonable search"?

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    70. Re:Actually makes good sense by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      So the TSA is accomplishing what exactly?

      Getting people used to invasive authority?

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    71. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      There is no way to not interpret something. But that doesn't mean that you can't tell if someone's given interpretation is right or wrong. You could look at historical documents and the countless cases throughout the history of the country for advice, for instance. Or you could realize that we should live up to the title of 'land of the free' and make decisions based on that. There really doesn't need to be a 100% literal and explicit definition of those things for you to see that things like the TSA and NSA spying are unconstitutional.

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    72. Re:Actually makes good sense by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Checked baggage is scanned as well. Actually if you put electronics (or any valuables) in your checked baggage, you have good chance of never seeing them again.

      Because nobody actually keeps proper tabs on the baggage handlers. Which, considering they have access to all of the baggage, and are occasionally caught using their access to smuggle stuff is mind boggling.

      I'm of the opinion the baggage handlers need to be monitored much more closely.

      And, as you said, nothing valuable in checked bags -- because I trust them to neither refrain from abusing things, or stealing from them.

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    73. Re:Actually makes good sense by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First world problems.

      Since when is having an overbearing and corrupt government, and especially it's petty and beaurocratic employees given a sniff of power, making its citizens lives a misery and stealing their stuff a first world problem?

      At least in a 3rd world country, you could bribe the gits into giving your cellphone back. Here they get to keep it (If you don't believe that the TSA employees won't all mysteriously end up with shiny iPhones, then I have a bridge to sell you) and there's fuck all you can do.

      Sure it is a stupid rule. But the anger over the current state when you alone are at fault is staggering.

      It's a stupid rule yet the victim of it is at fault?

      This is a classic case of blaming the victim.

      No, the rule is idiotic and this is firmly the fault of the administration at the TSA.

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    74. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah a security expert might be able to tell the difference. Not a TSA goon shoving people through the lines whom is also preoccupied giving full body pat-downs to grandmas.

    75. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Galaxy S5 much?

      Im sorry if you insist on buying overpriced junk.

    76. Re: Actually makes good sense by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Things are pretty much shining through:

      http://apfelklinik.de/catalog/...

      And a luggage X-ray works with a range of intensities, so while not real 3D or CAT scan, the operator can see through or ignore most materials. So at some point, a discontinuity would show up. And carrying a 10kg bar of lead in your hand luggage may trigger a manual search espescially because the X-Ray can't see through it.

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    77. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not only bad TV, fast food, and guns.

      It also includes fanatical religion and institutionalized prejudice!

    78. Re:Actually makes good sense by Lord+Lemur · · Score: 1

      This assumes on critical item, that terrorists are infact targeting airplanes. Lack of falling/exploding/crashing planes and lack of disrupted attacks show that isn't and ongoing concern. We have greatly reduced the capacity of the Islamic Terrorists to project their warfare into our homeland. They don't seem to be pushing even probing attacks at our aircraft. As you stated there are many, many soft targets. Yet, none of them are being hit. Granted when they stop fighting internally in Asia and Africa we will have a stronger, better armed, more resourceful opponent attacking us. The Islamist's aren't dumb, but they are religious fanatics. They will find weakness and they will exploit it, but I doubt they are seriously considering planes any longer.

    79. Re:Actually makes good sense by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Oh you are so super capable. I expect you could even laugh off a colostomy bag

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    80. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First world problems.

      Ah, you're right, as long as people are hungry in [Country X] we should never complain about people doing things they should not be doing here, because the world can only ever think about one bad thing at a time, so we should only think about the bad thing that B.T.P. authorizes us to think about! Nobody should ever say anything about robberies or muggings, because somewhere, someone else is being murdered, and that's worse, so it's the only thing you're allowed to complain about! Otherwise, you're just whiney little rich people complaining about "first world problems".

      Of course, the reason why it's "first world" is because problems like these get complained about and dealt with before they become big enough to become "second world problems". Or they did, until self-appointed moral gatekeepers like B.T.P. decided to stifle complaints that didn't meet their threshold of "world shattering importance" - that's the best way to stop being first world. We have to let the crooks get away with everything until they're doing the same things that happen in third-world crapholes. Then we'll be allowed to complain. Oh wait, no, complaining in places like that typically gets you shot, I guess we won't be allowed to complain then either.

    81. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 10 years ago, when I didn't have as much resources, I had to fly to India for some start up stuff.

      Those days, I carried an old Acer laptop which worked well, except that the battery was totally dead. So I used it as a portable PC.

      Guess nowadays you can't do that anymore. Battery dead, you either buy a new battery or dump the device, since you are not allowed to use it plugged in anymore.

    82. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My elderly (7 y.o.) MacBook battery has died. It has just enough juice left in it to keep state during sleep mode, but if I try to power it up off the battery the system will crash hard!

      Still works fine for everyday use. I just plug it in before waking the laptop up.

      Guess I can't fly with it anymore though...

      And airlines wonder why I drive 15 hours rather than fly...

    83. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > a discontinuity would be obvious on the x-ray

      This is incorrect. the reason you are forced to boot your PC is because without residue screening, the airports cannot tell a batter from a boom stick inside your laptop. I've never been asked to boot mine when there was a residue scanner, and always asked to boot where there was none.

    84. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't - the TSA was never about safety.

    85. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nexus 5, all HTC One's and most tablet's do not have removable batteries.

    86. Re:Actually makes good sense by HappyHead · · Score: 1

      About 14 years ago (yeah, before the 9/11 crap) I had to go on a flight into the US, and the laptop I had with me had a dead battery, but the customs/airport agents (were they even the TSA back then?) allowed me to just plug it into the outlet at the inspection station. They did however, have a rule that they had to verify that any carry-on electronics were actually working before they were allowed onto the plane, even in 2000.

      The inspectors I had probably not typical though, especially now, since not only were they polite, they also thanked me for cooperating, and let me on the plane _before_ the first class people got to board. As we were wrapping up, they actually used a pair of six-sided dice to decide how many people to skip before the next person got inspected. (They rolled a 3 and inspected this little old lady who looked about 80. She also got on the plane before first class boarded.)

      Why can't we have TSA agents like them anymore? Polite, explaining what they were doing and why, and actually random in their random inspections, rather than "that guy looks suspicious, we'll do him".

    87. Re:Actually makes good sense by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      What do you do with electronic cigarettes? If you can't power it up, it gets taken from you. If you can (and do), it gets confiscated because there is no smoking in the terminal.

    88. Re:Actually makes good sense by Dan667 · · Score: 2

      sad anyone has the misconception these kinds of policies help. The goal of these policies is to make people who don't understand how easy it is to get whatever you want on an airplane to feel safe. You are not safer (it is just security theater), and you are just enabling your rights being taken away by thinking this is helping.

    89. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2nd amendment has been "interpreted" by a few key judges in ways the writers could not possibly have imagined, just to name one recent (circa 1980) "re-interpretation". It certainly is a "living document" in that sense.

    90. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In every airport I've been in every charging port is occupied, ALL THE TIME

    91. Re: Actually makes good sense by Maxwell · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't. Most mid range laptops use standard 18650 Li-ion cells in a row. You could easily rewire a 6 cell battery to be 3 for the laptop, 3 for something else and it would be pretty much impossible to tell without a tear down. It would still charge and run normally, but for half the time. Unless the TSA agent was an electronics whiz with access to the Dell's schematics they won't be able to see anything wrong.

      It's theater folks, thanks for playing the game

    92. Re:Actually makes good sense by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

      Or maybe YOU could have a charger and charge your devices before going through security.

    93. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only the rural areas. Since most of the US population lives in cities, bad TV and fast food sums it up nicely.

    94. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rural areas and political offices you mean.

    95. Re:Actually makes good sense by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      Hm. I've seen the same "TSA gets to go tech shopping" sentiment several times here. But one question - wouldn't anyone who had their phone taken report it as stolen and get the IMEI flagged as bad?

      Yes, I get that we're talking about The Gub'mint here but do you really think AT&T, Verizon, et al are gonna let the TSA sticky-fingers activate stolen phones? Assuming they don't have the NSA making the activation request on their behalf?

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    96. Re:Actually makes good sense by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      I expect you could even laugh off a colostomy bag

      That /would/ give new meaning to "laugh your ass off"...

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    97. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree and have espoused this point of view for years now. 9-11 was the last hijacking and it will never work again. The paradigm has shifted and that is that, in essence it was their trump card, only to be used once. However I do believe that aviation remains a target to them if for no other reason that the pure size of the economic pie it represents. The aviation industry is massive in this country and is by far at the top if not the top of our economic pyramid and by disrupting aviation they can very much effect the economy of the US which is in fact what makes us as US citizens most happy.

      We Americans know that economic cycles come and go but we're already ready to have those days where the economy is raging. However since 9-11 we really have not had the go-go 80's the dot com 90's. The felling has largely been a lethargic crawling existence, I still don't think we have fully recovered from 9-11 nor will we ever so long as Islamic terrorism remains a threat to our way of life, which is will for the foreseeable future. Aviation had a huge part to play in this, and I believe it will remain a target for quite some time. Unfortunately we have morons running everything, like TSA and are stuck with the lowest common denominator making the decisions.

    98. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA: Turn on your device, Sir!
      Terrorist: Why sure, see the countdown app is working perfectly.
      TSA: Proceed citizen.

    99. Re: Actually makes good sense by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      We were talking about REPLACING part of the battery with something else. Not rewireing.

      The power-up test covers replacing the complete battery with some other substance (plus a little electronics), which would not show up easily on an X-Ray.

      Replacing part of the battery would show up, as would replacing all the inner circuitery.

      Rewiring would not show up, and would even let you add some additional electronic device, but not adding no explosives.

      On a higher level, I agree with your conclusion that this whole stuff is theatre. Even Simon Beckett grade theatre, if we consider that this boils down to "Sir, would you please press the big red power button on that device of yours that we're suspecting might be a bomb?"

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    100. Re:Actually makes good sense by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      You're not thinking like a terrorist. They don't care about a line at the airport, they want a big flashy attack that will make all the newspapers. If Boko Haram had attacked small schools all over Nigeria instead of one big one, would they have gotten into the news? Nope, forget it, it the mainstream media wouldn't have paid attention. But now everyone knows the name Boko Haram and what they want: Western influence out of Nigeria, permanently.

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    101. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who cares? As long as they're not checking the box of lettuce going to the burrito joint inside the checkpoint, it's useless.

    102. Re: Actually makes good sense by Yebyen · · Score: 1

      NB: From what I'm reading today, the energy stored in a modern Li-Ion battery is about equivalent to the stored energy in a hand grenade. So if you can rewire it to blow up, that's enough. You don't need to replace any of the materials in the battery itself.

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    103. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That you continue to have a tourism industry is beyond belief.

      I don't necessarily disagree with that sentiment, but there are some wonderful national parks (especially in the western United States) that are definitely worth the trip, even given the state of how idiotic or fascist our government has become.

    104. Re:Actually makes good sense by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      So the TSA is accomplishing what exactly?

      Getting people used to invasive authority?

      Naw. They're pretty well OK with it at this point.

    105. Re:Actually makes good sense by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      Terrorists downed a Malaysian Airlines flight just a few months ago. Clearly planes are still a target. Getting into the cabin or ramming a prominent landmark might have become more difficult in the wake of 9/11, but killing the couple of hundred people on the plane remains an attractive option for terrorist groups.

      Well, I hope you've informed the international authorities about that. Last report I heard was that there was no definite knowledge on what happened, and that it could have just as easily been a problem with the flight crew.

      Certainly no terrorist organization has come forth to believably claim credit, and if no one knows you did it, how are you going to get them to fear you?

    106. Re: Actually makes good sense by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      But usually not released as fast as a hand grenade. You have those precious seconds to fight a burning LiIon battery with a fire extinguisher. (again: usually)

      But yes, that stuf is already dangerous in itself.

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    107. Re:Actually makes good sense by dcw3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Show me a bigger melting pot, and maybe we can talk about institutionalized prejudice. Sure, we have our problems, and yes prejudice is one of them, but I doubt any other country can claim to have admitted (and made citizens of) more people from virtually every country in the world.

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    108. Re:Actually makes good sense by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      pfft, "first world problems," yeah, focus on the items being targeted when saying that, not the actual issue at hand, and with a straight face, I'll still call you a fool. Idiotic intrusions are not a "first world problem."

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    109. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going after "low hanging fruit" when going after an extremely rare event is beyond worthless. It defeats the entire exercise. Exploiting security systems is all about edge cases.

      This idea sounds slightly better than the regular security theater fare we've been receiving, but still sounds like someone got the idea from watching TV/movie.

    110. Re:Actually makes good sense by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      I hope that you aren't referring to MH370. What happened on the flight is unknown and some kind of terrorist action is only one possibility. If it was an act of terrorism, without confirmation that it was terrorism, it failed to accomplish a primary goal of terrorism, which is to create terror.

      Why is killing a couple hundred people on a plane an attractive option when there are easier ways to kill more people in a way that gets more publicity?

    111. Re:Actually makes good sense by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1

      "If you can't power the things up there is no way to tell what they actually are."

      Umm yeah, no. All this does is force the terrorists to implement their bombs in smaller areas of the electronic device, or produce fake screens, so the untech saavy TSA employees are mislead to think the device is real.

      I guess I'm wondering why X-raying the laptop, cell phone etc isn't enough to find the bombs or whatever it is the terrorists are supposed to be hiding in there.

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    112. Re: Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have an x-ray machine, then why do they need you to power up the device?

    113. Re:Actually makes good sense by Threni · · Score: 1

      But the UK is telling people not to travel to the US with flat batteries. Why? If you don't have a connecting flight, you're not getting on a plane at the other end.

    114. Re:Actually makes good sense by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Hell, back in the 80s when I carried a Mac 512ke in a carry-on, they used to make me power it up at security. Not sure what good it did, as there was enough room inside that case for plenty of ordinance.

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    115. Re:Actually makes good sense by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      They did? Do you have any evidence, aside from pure speculation?

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    116. Re:Actually makes good sense by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The Constitution is not a living document. It's not open to interpretation. The vast majority of the bullshit the Federal government is throwing upon is isn't the slightest bit legal.

      The assertions that underlie a variety of government behaviors are often quite weak; but what would it even mean for a document to be 'not open to interpretation'? Short of a superhuman AI that is the authoritative interpreter of itself, or a not-necessarily-finite document that manages to address all questions within its remit, without ambiguity or contradiction, neither over nor underdetermined, there is no separation between 'reading' and 'interpretation'.

      This doesn't mean that all interpretations are valid, or that some aren't trivially bullshit; but there is no such thing as a 'non-interpreted' conclusion from the constitution. Your 'originalists' (allegedly, their adherence to this is sometimes...questionable) attempt to interpret the document as much like one of the people who wrote it would as they are able to, while other judicial schools do not endorse this as an objective; but 'interpret the constitution while pretending as hard as possible to be Thomas Jefferson' is 'interpretation' just as much as any other technique.

    117. Re:Actually makes good sense by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      So, it's okay to yell FIRE in a crowded movie theater because you have freedom of speech?

      Not everything is black and white, and I don't want this TSA BS anymore than you do. But, I'm going to disagree (as does SCOTUS) with your strict interpretation of the Constitution.

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    118. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are charging stations at major airports now, just remember (or buy) a USB cable while there. I generally travel with one (or more) external batteries because it won't last for very long on the plane.

    119. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for that last item, if you haven't read the news, that's happened a few times. One of them at a military base, no less.

    120. Re:Actually makes good sense by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Not sure why people keep brinigng this up. Saying this is saying that it is the passengers responsibility to carry a charged device; when no such responsibility exists elsewhere; and there is no real justification for. Whether or not it would be easy to comply is not relevant, many people will, for one reason or another, forget, regardless of how easy you think it may have been for them to comply without any knowledge or consideration of their life up to that point.

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    121. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't make the mistake of believing the things the US has historically done right in any way changes the bullshit happening right now.

      Because, the US has gone way down hill, have become pathetic excuses for what they once were, and are more or less working to ensure that everybody else on the planet has no privacy in the interests of US state security.

      Your desire for security doesn't trump the rights of the rest of the world.

      In other words, fuck you America, you're broken, and the rest of the world is tired of putting up with your shit.

      Go fuck yourselves.

    122. Re:Actually makes good sense by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Hm. I've seen the same "TSA gets to go tech shopping" sentiment several times here.

      It's not so much as an argument as a fact. Someone elsewhere in this discussion posted a link to about 400 TSA employees being fired for stealing stuff from people's tech luggage too.

      The thing is if a large enough proportion don't report it as stolen, then it's worth their while to go theive. Or, sell it on to someone looking for a bargain.

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    123. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the difficulty is that people want the federal government to have powers the Constitution doesn't give it, so they have to twist its words.
      It's OK to say, "Nope, the Constitution doesn't address that, so the federal government can't do anything about it."
      A lot of us have forgotten this, despite the redundant clarity provided by the 9th and 10th Amendments.

    124. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      So, it's okay to yell FIRE in a crowded movie theater because you have freedom of speech?

      If the constitution doesn't give the government the power to do something, then it doesn't have the legitimate authority to do it. If anyone says otherwise, they're ignoring the constitution. Judges often do that.

      Not everything is black and white, and I don't want this TSA BS anymore than you do. But, I'm going to disagree (as does SCOTUS) with your strict interpretation of the Constitution.

      Piece of trash. My interpretation isn't even that black and white. This is a simple and clear violation of the fourth amendment, and has *nothing* to do with screaming fire in crowded theaters. This is the government searching everyone at airports, thereby violating their constitutional rights. Any judge who says otherwise is complicit in the crimes against the American people. The end.

      It absolutely amazes me that some people in a country that's supposed to be 'the land of the free and the home of the brave' disagree with me.

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    125. Re: Actually makes good sense by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Because TSA is there to protect us from imbicilic terrorists, even though 9/11 was orchestrated by degreed engineers, physicians, etc.?

      Or just maybe it's not about terrorists but rather obedience conditioning, and they need a new rule once in a while to keep the people regressing (from presumption of Constitutional rights).

      False dichotomy. Your tinfoil hat is on too tight.

      Most likely, they actually believe their drivel. The stupidity that is rampant even at well-run corporations would indicate that something far more susceptible to politics, theater and attracting the least qualified would result in positions like this. The TSA is utterly useless and needs to be abolished. Too bad that's only going to happen the day that we wholesale dissolve Congress, remove the POTUS, scrap all existing rules, and start from scratch.

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    126. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you even read the post you replied to?

    127. Re:Actually makes good sense by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Let me guess: you enjoy having a go at anyone you perceive to be an Apple fanboy, and maintain that you are rationally neutral?

    128. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, the 'logic' that 'justifies' the TSA is something along these lines: "It isn't 100% necessary to ride on an airplane, and by deciding to do so, people implicitly give the government permission to search them." You could apply this same logic to entire cities, or even the entire country, to create large areas where people have no rights. The idea that the government doesn't have to follow the constitution merely because you want to do something completely innocuous is absolutely absurd and should disgust anyone who loves freedom.

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    129. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the battery's just dead on it...

    130. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are as stupid as a tsa agent.

    131. Re:Actually makes good sense by melchoir55 · · Score: 1

      The situation is only weird if you accept the ostensible reason for the existence of the TSA as the actual reason of those with decision making power. The TSA does not exist to add security. The TSA exists as a money pit for people in power to transfer public money to others. It has the added benefit of eroding civil liberties, and of acting as a distraction for the population from actual problems.

      By actual problems I mean the elimination of the middle class, the power grab on information via the NSA, the insistence of every US president to engage in at least one war just for luls and entirely without the consent of Congress, the atrocious state of our education system, the fact our healthcare system only works for the wealthy, etc. etc. blah blah I could go on.

    132. Re:Actually makes good sense by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and what about all of us in line behind him? Do we need to get to the airport another hour in advance for this crap too?

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    133. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you assuming that the battery is the only suspect part of the phone? Seems to me that if the battery can be replaced with an explosive, the rest of the phone can be too. The safe thing in this case would be to confiscate the entire phone (or laptop or tablet or camera, etc...)

    134. Re:Actually makes good sense by HappyHead · · Score: 1

      If it's any consolation, China and Saudi Arabia still have tourist industries too, so there will always be somebody willing to brave the security theater and increasing chance of being arrested for offenses they aren't allowed to know about.

      I actually knew someone whose idea of a great vacation was to go visit places like Libya and Yemen. We always accused him of being a secret government agent because there was usually a war in whatever middle-eastern country he visited within a month of his trip, occasionally starting while he was still there.

    135. Re:Actually makes good sense by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I can't answer that question since I didn't actually make that assumption, I was responding to it.

      Why would you assume any part of the phone is suspect? People carry phones, including discharged ones all the time. there is nothing the least bit suspect about a phone, even one that is discharged.

      Frankly, a bomb can be hidden anywhere, including inside your anus, so clearly anyone with an anus needs their inspected visually. In fact, any scar on a persons body could be where a bomb was inserted surgically....so full body searches must be conducted on everyone, and all scars opened up or medically imaged to show that there is no device inside....anytime a device is found, it must be disassembled to prove it really is a medical device, and not simply marked "pace maker" and placed next to someones heart.

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    136. Re:Actually makes good sense by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Yep, we'll keep 300 people safe while bankrupting the country and killing all our businesses. But...terrorists...

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    137. Re:Actually makes good sense by PRMan · · Score: 2

      Like "marriage".

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    138. Re:Actually makes good sense by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Nice. "Darn it, this amusingly tiny-capacity obsolete tape drive isn't powering up. I must have forgotten to bring its .. uh .. [glance around suspiciously] battery. But I paid $800 for it in 1996! *sigh* Ok, TSA agent, you can have my tape drive.. and .. oh no! My ink jet printer isn't working either! You mean I forgot both batteries!? Dammit! So much for printing those colored pie charts on the plane for my .. uh .. presentation. Boy are your kids going to be happy Xmas morning. [glare slightly unconvincingly at TSA agent]"

      [Later, on Xmas morning] "Here you go, Billy. You were a bad boy. I never loved you."

      [But Billy turns out to be cool] "Whoa! I can salvage the head servo and reel motor from this tape drive, and build something nifty with my Arduino! OMG, does this printer have a stepper motor?"

      I think this idea is getting up into the "three birds, one stone" territory.

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    139. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      What do you mean?

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    140. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      Not if you have to have your rights violated to get there.

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    141. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Changing times and ambiguities in the original text say otherwise.

      Then consult historical documents. It's a living document only in the sense that it can be amended.

      Even in the case where we're explicitly saying "this is a dead document, follow it literally", the meanings of words change over time and the original meaning imparted by the text is lost.

      Only true if the government intentionally ignores history.

      What is the literal, non-interpreted meaning of "unusual punishment" or "unreasonable search"?

      "unusual punishment" is any punishment that is not typical for the crime in question (from the definition of "unusual" in English. It means that you can't hang someone for a crime that is usually punished with a fine juts because you think this guy really deserves it.

      "unreasonable search" is any search that is performed without a warrant signed by the judiciary specifying the places to be searched and the items to be ceased, issued only upon probable cause supported by oath of affirmation (it's defined in the 4th amendment).

    142. Re:Actually makes good sense by ryen · · Score: 1

      I can't power up my pants nor underwear. Shall I leave those at home?

    143. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke's on you for getting a device whose most important, known to deteriorate within the lifetime of the other components, and most commonly failing component isn't changeable.

    144. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?
      Just do your research. Pretty much every other country.
      Even in France, whose procedures are amazingly slow, getting citizenship takes about half as much time as in the US.
      Sure, they're pretty much as fucked up and xenophobe as the US, but faster.
      Being slower than France in that must be worthy of a Guinness entry.

    145. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Canada and there are sometimes cheaper flights through USA to Europe. Even though I try to visit my family in Europe every year, I haven't set foot in USA for over a decade or so. Fuck. That. Shit.

    146. Re:Actually makes good sense by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      Terrorists downed a Malaysian Airlines flight just a few months ago.

      if this is true then they're shit terrorists, because half the point of terrorism is to tell the world that your group is responsible and why you did it. heck, it's not even clear what brought down the airplane or where it is. definitely a terrorism fail.

    147. Re: Actually makes good sense by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone else has already pointed this out, but there seems to be a lot of focus on the mobile device working and little focus on a stand-alone battery. I have a stand alone USB backup battery that I can charge my phone with and it's bigger than the phone, but it's just a battery "powering it on" just makes a blue light come on.

      Presumably this means they'll want the phones to go through alone in their own tub too, that will increase the length of lines for the X ray by 30% or so.

      --
      Nullius in verba
    148. Re:Actually makes good sense by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      You're just not thinking outside the box enough. *Finally* we have a way of getting rid of all all of our broken electronics without having to pay those exhorbitant recycling fees or sneaking out in the dead of night to dump it at some ad-hoc "landfill" site!

      "Sorry, officer, I must have forgotten to charge that one too... here you go! Shall we try this... um..." *wipes dust off logo* ...Compaq now, or just move on to the next crate?"

      FYI: Your local Best Buy will take back broken or unwanted electronics (assuming you are in the US)....

    149. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is okay. Trampling people in a panic is not okay.

    150. Re:Actually makes good sense by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      At this point, hitting a TSA security line, rather than trying to pass through it, or just skipping that entirely and turning a good, honest, domestically available, AR-15 on a little-league crowd somewhere in Iowa would be at least as scary and way easier...

      I concur. Everyone is upset about the imagery from the boston marathon, and it was downright scary. Now imagine if those two people had AR-15s and a backpack full of ammo instead, especially if they started at opposite ends of a block and worked their way in.

      The imagery wouldn't be as scary as limbs blown off, but far, far more people would've died.

    151. Re:Actually makes good sense by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Or you could realize that we should live up to the title of 'land of the free' and make decisions based on that. There really doesn't need to be a 100% literal and explicit definition of those things for you to see that things like the TSA and NSA spying are unconstitutional.

      We can certainly agree on that.

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    152. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, American Culture is an amalgamation of all the other cutlers that America has assimilated. its bits and pieces of every other culture out there.

    153. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg.. that's awesome. I actually have to fly next month and I do have a laptop that just doesn't work anymore. I should take that in for "recycling".

    154. Re:Actually makes good sense by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      What is the literal, non-interpreted meaning of "unusual punishment" or "unreasonable search"?

      Well, "unusual punishment" is more complicated, but an unreasonable search is explicitly defined in the Fourth Amendment:

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      I don't know about you, but that sounds pretty clear to me: probable cause supported by oath or affirmation, and a specific description of the place to be searched, along with the person and things it applies to.

      The Founders wanted to be very explicit in this case to exclude the generic "general warrants" that the British had used as tools of oppression, so they required cause and detailed instructions for the target of the warrant.

      Now that you've read that, see how much "interpretation" it takes to distort that into allowing government agents to do an invasive search of every single person and every single thing that might go on a plane, with no evidence of wrong-doing or probable cause. Before 9/11, airport security got away with it because (1) it wasn't government agents, but airlines/airports doing the searching, (2) you consented to this search by a private airport security as a condition of doing business, and (3) the search was a minimal "procedural search" where you walked through a metal detector -- they'd need probable cause or sufficient suspicion to search you further or detain you. Nowadays we don't even pretend to adhere to the Constitutional text.

    155. Re: Actually makes good sense by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Because the TSA agents are not smart enough to figure out how to turn the devices on by themselves?

      --
      I am armed because I am free. I am free because I am armed.
    156. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you bother replacing 90% of the battery with explosives? The energy density of lithium-ion batteries is literally identical to that of dynamite, the only difficulty currently is no one has yet spent the time to reliably get lithium-ion batteries to explode.

    157. Re:Actually makes good sense by blindseer · · Score: 1

      I've seen plenty of electronic devices that are difficult to identify even if they are powered up. I've seen a number of portable medical devices that have little in the means of a display, usually just a LCD readout, or inputs, just a button. A cordless mouse is just a box with a couple buttons and a light, same for my Bluetooth GPS receiver. Many of my portable electronic devices have been worn to where there aren't any readable labels any more. I know what they do, which is good enough for me, but if I gave them to someone else they might have no idea what it is. This is especially true for someone that does not have a college education, such as the typical TSA agent.

      What about something that looks like it might have a battery in it but does not? I have a USB Wi-Fi adapter with a non-standard cable. It could easily be mistaken for a lot of different things, like a walky-talky. It's got an antenna, a couple lights, and some bumps on it that look like they could be buttons. So the TSA agent demands I turn on my "radio". I cannot comply because it's not what the agent believes it to be.

      What happens then? I say it's a USB Wi-Fi adapter. The TSA tells me it's not, it's a radio. Will I be forced to give up my device because the TSA agent is an idiot? What if I do power it up by plugging it into a laptop? I have a box with light that turns on. Must be OK now because no terrorist would think of putting explosives in a box where an LED is wired to the power lines on a USB socket.

      I think that no one has yet taken down a plane over the USA since 9/11 because no one has tried. Why would they want to? They got what they wanted. We've given them the police state they want to impose on us.

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      I am armed because I am free. I am free because I am armed.
    158. Re:Actually makes good sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause,

      Right, and now define probable cause. That happens outside of the constitution — in court. It's interpreted every time.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    159. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obviously its a first world problem, big fucking deal. if we had to worry about getting parasites from standing in other people's shit to do our business then we would complain about that instead. people complain about things that bother them, so what's your point?

    160. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to save yourself from having to buy a replacement laptop every seven years? great reason to drive 15 hours

    161. Re:Actually makes good sense by Aryden · · Score: 1

      Hartsfield international, BWI, they are before and after security.

    162. Re:Actually makes good sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That would be security problem in itself. The sucuritly line at a big airport is like the perfect freaking place for a suicide bombing;

      It already is that, and there's no security before you get there, yet it hasn't happened. It's almost like the airport security is some kind of joke, or scam...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    163. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as a non american my understanding is that the fourth amendment protects against unreasonable searches. I would argue it is not unreasonable to be searched before boarding a plane therefore the fourth amendment does not apply.
      just my tuppence.

    164. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if the threat is people replacing the battery internals with high explosive. Running the device off mains power doesn't prove that the battery internals are intact.

    165. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      The US is supposed to be 'the land of the free and the home of the brave.' Violating everyone's privacy just for the purposes of 'safety' is *absolutely unreasonable*. The government has no such power. General warrants, for instance, are unconstitutional, so why would it suddenly be okay to search anything and everything? It makes absolutely no sense.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    166. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody who really wanted to blow up a airplane could.

      Anybody with at least half a brain could blow up an airplane. Also, anybody with at least half a brain would never find any real reason to blow up an airplane

    167. Re:Actually makes good sense by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      obviously its a first world problem, big fucking deal. if we had to worry about getting parasites from standing in other people's shit to do our business then we would complain about that instead. people complain about things that bother them, so what's your point?

      The point is that you should get some fucking perspective, and complain the most about abuse of authority and the efficiency (or lack thereof) of our security apparatus (important) and a lot less about issues of comfort (non-important, bullshit.) Former == have a conscience and a functioning brain. Later == Irrelevant Kim Kardashian bullcrap.

    168. Re:Actually makes good sense by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

      ......and that's exactly why they ask you to power them up. This is a good point. A terrorist *could* pack the batteries with explosives and leave the rest of the laptop to be only slightly functional. But with no power up, you could remove the drives and boards and fans and get lots of bomb in there. With this option, at most you could take some of the battery out, replace it with a lesser capacity device and still get the ole' poweron tone and the nod-and-the-wave from the security staff and be on the plane with some really not nice stuff.

      Fortunately for us most people don't feel like killing themselves for any kind of cause, and the only real terrorists out there work for the same people as dreamed up the TSA.

      --
      Sadly, a Libertarian cannot force his views on another, and freedom cannot spread as does the cancer known as religion.
    169. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if I can power my laptop up (for 5 minutes should be good enough), how can they tell that 90% of battery is not packed with explosives?

      Great, you're just giving them additional arguments as to why their idea is actually good....and it is actually good

    170. Re:Actually makes good sense by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter in the case of the TSA, since the other requirements of a valid search aren't met (specific place, person, and things to be searched and/or seized).

      And even so, there is no way you can read the fourth amendment and the justifications behind it that the Founders who drafted it used to explain it and then conclude that they meant to allow "probable cause" to apply to every single person and thing going on a plane... and even if we could justify it initially, empirically it quickly fails: "probable" means more than just "possible" -- it means likely. Given that something greater than 99% of airport searches fail to produce items which would result in arrest or charges, it's clear that the cause is NOT "probable."

      Just because some terms can have vague boundaries doesn't mean that anything goes. The description of unreasonable searches is unusually explicit compared to the rest of the Constitution.

    171. Re:Actually makes good sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Just because some terms can have vague boundaries doesn't mean that anything goes

      In theory, that's true. In practice, that's false.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    172. Re:Actually makes good sense by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Anyone getting to the airport with a phone that's dead should be able to toss it in their checked bag, where it won't be any less useful than in their pocket. Then it's just fine.

    173. Re:Actually makes good sense by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      I can just picture some guy standing in line with a hiking backpack on, a big grin on his face, with a 50 inch plasma computer/TV screen sticking out of his backpack.

    174. Re:Actually makes good sense by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Like "marriage".

      Unhappy you aren't with four 12 year old brides of your father's choosing?

    175. Re:Actually makes good sense by joemck · · Score: 1

      This isn't so much a question of whether to allow people to yell FIRE in a crowded theater. It's more like confiscating anything that might possibly contain something that could be made into an ignition source before you can enter the theater, and not giving it back when you leave.

  4. Land of the free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Home of the brave.

  5. Sucks by SJHillman · · Score: 2

    I can see this sucking for people who kill their battery browsing Slashdot while waiting for their flight.

    1. Re:Sucks by stephendavion · · Score: 1

      haha ...

    2. Re:Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if they are using the Beta.

    3. Re:Sucks by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      Typically you would be waiting for your flight and doing your web surfing in the departures area of the terminal, e.g. on the far side of security, would you not? Apart from really long multiple hop trips where I've had to go through security again in-between flights for whatever reason (in which case I would have a way to top up the charges in my bag anyway), I don't think I've ever arrived at security without my phone/tablet's batteries being near maxed out ready for use in the lounge and on the plane.

      --
      UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
    4. Re:Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't be an issue once they fully implement the BETA site.

  6. I feel safer already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Security Theater Association once again makes travelers feel safe.

    I will no longer feel threatend by the guy sitting next to me in the lounge charging his phone.

    Next they should introduce an arbitrary weight restriction on electronic devices which must also be placed in a sealed blast-proof ziplock bag?

  7. When Will They???? by stephendavion · · Score: 1, Redundant

    When will they return the devices???? I dont want to loose my iPhone or iPad .....

    1. Re:When Will They???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They won't. Once you leave it with them it is theirs to keep (and auction off).

      If you want to keep it, you must leave security and do something like mail it to your destination, before going through security.

    2. Re:When Will They???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well take a screwdriver and tighten them then.

  8. Re: Land of the fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Home of the slave

  9. That'll show 'em! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Short of 'eh, just buy a display model on ebay and pack it full of semtex, the TSA won't notice...' slacker-terrorist stuff, how useful is the 'turn it on' test?

    With the relentless demand for miniaturization and battery life, most consumer electronics should be able to get enough power to boot-and-display-innocence out of a battery pack markedly smaller than their real one, even without further clever surgery. In the case of products that have substantial spec variations available in the same chassis (like most 'workstation' laptops) or very similar ones(most cellphone flavors that have a high-end and a cheap-seats variant that share a design language, and often a number of parts), the slightly more adept attacker has even more room, literally, to build a low-drain device and its teeny battery into the chassis designed to run a fairly firebreathing set of components for a couple of hours.

    Does the TSA expect that most of their enemies are as dumb as they are, or is this a 'well, it isn't worth much; but it's easy to impose so it's probably worth what you pay...' measure?

    1. Re:That'll show 'em! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its quite simple in fact. If you have an explosive device, you must prove that you can turn it on in order to bring it aboard the plane.

    2. Re:That'll show 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you believe this is actually about explosives? Can't it just be about encryption? Powered of stuff has no chance of containing an encryption key in ram (if it wasn't just very recently powered off). By forcing to have them powered, they might force to pass full disk encryption (truecrypt shows just a boot message, they might say that isn't enough for some reason or another).

    3. Re:That'll show 'em! by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking of that. Put a battery powered Raspberry Pi inside a stripped out laptop case and fill the empty space with whatever you want. Then when asked to power it on, it would boot without issues but would allow you to pack it to the brim with something more dangerous...Yah I know the xray machine would show that it looked abnormal, but perhaps some etched circuit boards in a single layer on the bottom to confound scanners?

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
    4. Re:That'll show 'em! by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Does the TSA expect that most of their enemies are as dumb as they are

      No, they expect the public will not listen to their enemies about how stupid it all is. They are not worried about their enemies because they already won and the public will fund whatever staffing levels they can justify.

      To think that the TSAs real enemies are terrorists is laughable, they are a theater troupe doing security plays. Their enemy is the guy calling them out for being actors.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    5. Re:That'll show 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it's you that's dumb.

      If, for instance, intelligence is aware of a plot to completely replace a cell-phone or laptop batteri with explosives (so that it looks normal to the X-Ray machine operator) and then assemble the bomb in the airport waiting area, this measure would disrupt that scheme.

      Or, by disrupting the normal airport screening experience, they would increase the likelihood of negating the careful rehearsal of some unrelated scheme by those with nefarious intent.

    6. Re:That'll show 'em! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, one needn't even go to the trouble of designing your own benign-looking, low power, circuit board. Dell's 'Latitude ON' product was not a wild success; but it is a low-power ARM SoC capable of exhibiting highly plausible 'booting up and doing stuff' behavior, neatly integrated into a deeply prosaic business-traveller laptop.

    7. Re:That'll show 'em! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Ah, of course. How could I have failed to consider the 'my betters know better than I do, though what they know and how they know it is a holy mystery, I shall not doubt, nor let any scurrilous disparagement of state entities, especially if true, dent my faith' hypothesis...

      Is there any action on the TSA's part that couldn't be 'justified' under this...elastic...standard?

    8. Re:That'll show 'em! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      The TSA's next step:

      "Thank you sir, now, would you please start Crysis for me?"

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    9. Re:That'll show 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      touche

    10. Re:That'll show 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the TSA expect that most of their enemies are as dumb as they are

      Given the record of post-9/11 attacks in the US, I'd say that most of the terrorists are that dumb. There've been no successful attacks, and multiple failed bombings due to failed chemistry, inability to ignite them, or misunderstanding bomb-making. So yes, I'd say they are that dumb.

    11. Re:That'll show 'em! by PRMan · · Score: 1

      The real enemy is drugs. If you look at all the security measures that changed, they all have to do with somebody that smuggled drugs. Why do you take your shoes off? It's not the shoe bomber, it's the girl whose story was featured on "Locked Up Abroad" who was filling her oversized shoes with hashish.

      I suspect they found somebody that packed their laptop's battery compartment with drugs.

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      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    12. Re:That'll show 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *starts up Doom, security goon doesn't notice the difference*

    13. Re:That'll show 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, their enemies are citizens of the United States, and basically any other citizen of any other country in the world. So, yes, they expect some of us are still asleep and stupid - and most of us are. Ergo you get Obama, Pelosi, Boehner, Clinton, etc. Even so, with your comment on "attackers" being able to improvise, you're pretending there are more than 36 people a year who actually are trying to blow America up that don't already work for the government - and that's just absurd.

    14. Re:That'll show 'em! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Um I said something about attackers? You responding to the right comment? I mean I agree there are so vanishingly few real terrorists that even 36 a year would be a massive overstatement...agreed. However, those tiny vanishing few, those tiny number who do exist....they plan, and can and will tailor their plans to whatever security measures are in place.

      So yes its true, this will prevent a terrorist from using a phone shell which has been simply hollowed out as a bomb. However, it will ONLY do that because, in the highly unlikely event that anyone was actually planning to do that, they would now revise their plan....slightly.....

      So its a measure which is unlikely to be effective against a scenario which is unlikely to happen.

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  10. A new phone in every city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Because they use cell phone signals to send drones to kill people! If you turn it on when they ask they know the signature belongs to you. Just don't bring a phone on a plane and use a disposable one when you land. Airports like Toronto record all cell phone traffic and network traffic in the airport area and forward it to the USA anyways.

  11. In other News by rmdingler · · Score: 1
    Security assets have uncovered an insidious plot to disguise explosive-carrying Mujahideen as elderly folks who statistically receive less scrutiny at pre-boarding ceremonies.

    Yep, traveling with Granny might hinder your ability to make connecting flights.

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    Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

    Ernest Hemingway

    1. Re:In other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Security assets have uncovered an insidious plot to disguise explosive-carrying Mujahideen as elderly folks who statistically receive less scrutiny at pre-boarding ceremonies.

      Yep, traveling with Granny might hinder your ability to make connecting flights.

      Well, yes. Terrorists are entirely stupid, look at the Hindawi affair, where an Arab man put a bomb in the luggage of his Irish, pregnant fiance: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindawi_affair

      She didn't fit any of the traditional terrorist profiles, which is kind of the point.

    2. Re:In other News by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Yep, traveling with Granny might hinder your ability to make connecting flights.

      You mean more than she already does? Inconceivable!

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      That is all.
  12. Taser? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you cannot discharge your Taser on the plane then.
    I believe the TSA notice mentions *powerless* electronic devices. Tou could even use the word "uncharged".
    The word "discharged" has a whole other meaning.

  13. charger by BradMajors · · Score: 2

    Somehow I don't think the TSA will allow people to power up their device with the charging cable if the battery is dead.

    1. Re:charger by skovnymfe · · Score: 2

      Sure they will. How else will NSA hot-drop spyware on every single device that leaves/enters the country?

    2. Re:charger by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      As in people will have to use the officially TSA-provided charger cable. Of course. Reaching into your backpack while three humongous, and absurdly inconsiderate TSA footmen are looking over your shoulder might be considered offensive, outright dangerous, criminally insane, HE'S GOT A GUN! SHOOT HIM!

    3. Re:charger by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I assume they have a quick and easy method to hold the phone or ship it somewhere or provide a mechanism to heap invective on President Obama.

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  14. Charge or die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well on the bright side once the TSA finds your uncharged device it will get charged while they're tasing you like it's going out of style. Just be sure you don't have two uncharged devices because that's when they unleash P.Diddy. If you have three you're fucked, they bring in Kanye West, game over.

  15. Is this new? by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

    Is this a new rule?
    I've been asked before to power up my SLR when going through the security check.
    It never happened with any other device, so I always thought it was some particular feature of the SLR which made it seem like evil stuff to the scanners.

    I believe this already happened in Europe and Asia, so I can't say if they weren't doing this in the US before.
    In the paranoid minds of the Airport security personel it actually makes sense. From a scan it's impossible to distinguish legitimate circuitry from bomb or plane-hacking components.

    Not that I agree with the general airport security apparatus. I wish it were more like taking a train, or a bus, but I digress.

    1. Re:Is this new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was asked to turn on my Amazon Kindle like 3 years ago for inspection.

    2. Re:Is this new? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Was it a SLR or DSLR? The TSA can't seem to figure out my SLR and have asked me to turn it on because they couldn't figure it out. On numerous occasions they have also opened it up ruining the film (I no longer fly with film in it), removed the lens to what I presume was checking to see if it was a firearm, and have wiped everything down checking for explosives. I find to really perplex them bring a set of macro rings as well.

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      Time to offend someone
    3. Re:Is this new? by green1 · · Score: 1

      I was asked once to power up one of my radios, batteries were dead so it wouldn't power up, luckily it used AA batteries so I borrowed some from my girlfriend's Discman (this was a few years ago...) and although those batteries were also quite dead it was enough to get a "beep" out of the radio which seemed good enough for the people at the checkpoint. Not entirely sure if this was before or after 9/11, I suspect after, but I can't say for certain.

    4. Re:Is this new? by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      DSLR, sorry I wasn't specific enough :-)

      Come to think of it, I've also had trouble with my old external HD. It was one of the old huge ones which required an external power supply, and it was checked almost without fail (they took it to a separate machine to check for explosives).
      I've also had trouble with a sandbag stand for my GPS holder, but usually I'm just asked to show it to them and they know what it is once they see it.

    5. Re:Is this new? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Understandable, most people have moved on from film so I think the screeners just have no idea what they are looking at with a basically all mechanical camera. The bulb cable also seems to cause them a lot of confusion as well. I have been tempted to take my Pocket Kodak No. 1 series II to see their reaction.

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    6. Re:Is this new? by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      I travelled with a large external hard disk as well, once - which also got taken to one side and swabbed for stuff. Internal monologue: OH NO MY PRECIOUS DATA ... Oh, it's just the possibility of it being a bomb they're worried about.

      On another occasion, I had fun with my home-made, Arduino-powered dSLR timelapse gadget - it got thoroughly inspected by the TSA. I'd already opted out of the backscatter X-ray whatsit, only for a swab-for-explosives test to give a (false-)positive. Eek. Cue being taken to one side, where they looked in my bag and found the timelapse-o-tron...

      To give the screeners their due, they let me go after a few minutes - after I'd heard their complaints about the potential radiation doses they and the passengers were receiving from the backscatter X-ray thingers, and after I'd provided advice on what sort of camera to look into buying for a budding photographer.

      Security fun elsewhere: carrying a plastic bag of loose change through the Eurostar security in Brussels (it basically looked like an amorphous, completely opaque lump on the X-ray) - and a random customs check at a UK airport giving a (false-)positive swab for some sort of illicit drugs. Eek.

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    7. Re:Is this new? by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      To give the screeners their due, they let me go after a few minutes - after I'd heard their complaints about the potential radiation doses they and the passengers were receiving from the backscatter X-ray thingers

      You're a much luckier man than me.
      When I refused to go through the cancer machines and opted for the pat-down, they had me wait for over 10 minutes.
      They knew I was with other friends (who decided to risk a dose of radiation to save on a minor inconvenience - we had plenty of time) and decided to be as annoying as the law would allow them to be.

      Didn't learn my lesson though. I'm not stepping into one of those machines if I have a choice, thankyouverymuch.

  16. It's been more than a decade by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1, Troll

    The TSA has been violating the constitution and people's fundamental liberties in broad daylight for more than a decade. 'Land of the free'? Not until we take care of serious problems like this.

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    1. Re:It's been more than a decade by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      Not until we take care of serious problems like this.

      We should get started then.

  17. Glory to Arstotzka. by Sasayaki · · Score: 0

    Glory to Arstotzka.

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  18. oblig. by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:oblig. by Bratch · · Score: 1

      Image title text, "A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it ..." Makes me wonder why a terrorist doesn't attempt blowing up a plane by collecting all electronic device batteries and making some kind of fire or explosion out of them. Probably because when passengers get asked for their devices they will fight back.

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  19. What the fuck is the point of the x-rays then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, what the fuck is the point of the x-rays then?

  20. Re: Land of the fee by Stargoat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah. That flag pretty much no longer flies over the land of the free and the home of the brave.

    Last time I went into a court house, I was required to remove my belt. Somehow, the US made it through a foreign invasion, a Civil War, WWI, WWII, the Cold War, and absolutely massive social upheaval without requiring people to remove clothing to enter into courts of law. But a few jackasses drive airplanes into some buildings and it's goodbye liberty, hello 'safety'. This 100% safe nonsense is destroying the Republic. We are less safe than ever and we have done it to ourselves. Government is the problem with our security, not to the solution to it

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  21. And in 6 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And in 6 months the only laptops confiscated will be from companies the US wants industrial secrets from.

    Won't be the first time they did this.

  22. Sigh...fucking slashdot by magamiako1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As another poster stated, this is only on certain international flights originating from certain countries--and in addition to that, I'm sure you can power your phone off once you've powered it on for them.

    While this could be for another form of 'tracking' with cell phone tracking technologies (which exist), I feel it would be impossible to know just from cell phone identification what a person intends to do.

    So I suspect it's nothing more than "Ensure that the phone is not a bomb in disguise".

    1. Re:Sigh...fucking slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many laptop bombs have gotten past airport security in the entire history of everything? I can't think of a single one. And you just know if it had happened, the news media would have driven themselves to hysteria "reporting" on it afterwards (CNN headline: 26 days since LAPTOPMAGEDDON, video at 6!)

      This "solution" is to an imaginary problem. It's another power grab by the TSA, and the bomb check is just the fig leaf used to justify it.

    2. Re:Sigh...fucking slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is only on certain international flights originating from certain countries

      Well, for now...

    3. Re:Sigh...fucking slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they somehow or other have the signature of the cell-phones associated with some plot or other, and want to add one more wrinkle to the plans of those involved in the plot.

    4. Re:Sigh...fucking slashdot by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      While this could be for another form of 'tracking' with cell phone tracking technologies (which exist), I feel it would be impossible to know just from cell phone identification what a person intends to do.

      You need a photo ID and a boarding pass to pass the checkpoint, and they record it when you do. The area is under video surveillance. It seems like they have tracking pretty well covered.

      Oddly, I could swear that this has been a theoretical travel rule for ages (at least, before the TSA existed) -- a security checkpoint "may" ask you to power on a laptop to demonstrate that it's really electronics. No idea what happens otherwise. I don't recall ever encountering it.

    5. Re:Sigh...fucking slashdot by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      this is only on certain international flights originating from certain countries

      For now

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    6. Re:Sigh...fucking slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're sure?! And what part of the TSA's history makes you think they deserve any assumption of good will at all? Do you have Stockholm syndrome or are you a propagandist? How far do we have to go to prove that everything is not a bomb?

    7. Re:Sigh...fucking slashdot by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      As another poster stated, this is only on certain international flights originating from certain countries

      What different does that make? It's still a blatant violation of the constitution and people's individual liberties.

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  23. Sigh! by rmdingler · · Score: 1
    Does anyone really believe the next great air-to-ground attack is going to resemble the last one?

    The assumption that folks of Arabian descent who harbor ill will for the West would use a commercial jet is at best security theatre, and at worst, unimaginable incompetence.

    Small aircraft leave and land at airports thousands of times a day with little or no TSA interaction, or imagine three drones leaving residential garages simultaneously on Superbowl Sunday...why would they concentrate their rather scattered efforts at a stronghold in their enemy's defenses?

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    1. Re:Sigh! by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Does anyone really believe the next great air-to-ground attack is going to resemble the last one? The assumption that folks of Arabian descent who harbor ill will for the West would use a commercial jet is at best security theatre, and at worst, unimaginable incompetence.

      Except they've tried three more times since then, and had either technical problems or had their attempt thwarted at the last moment. It doesn't matter if they also turn their attention to having western-looking jihaddis freshly back from the ISIS Olympics attacking a London shopping mall TOO, they haven't given up on using portable bombs in airplanes to try to knock more out of the sky. Why? Because it plays well for the intended audience, which is NOT the west. It's all about being able to claim, "See? We can still do more such martyrdom operations any time we want, that's how capable we are."

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  24. My question by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In theory if you can't get through the security check you are allowed to leave with your property. In practice people have been prevented from doing so.

    If someone does arrive at the security checkpoint with a $600 dollar tablet that happens to have a dead battery, for their $130 flight is the TSA going to let them just leave?

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    1. Re:My question by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Isn't part of the problem caused by checked baggage? They don't like when you check baggage and then decide not to get on the plane.

    2. Re:My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be illegal for them to force you onto the plane. If you don't board, your luggage is removed. However, I'd fully expect them to attempt to confiscate the device and then later 'loose' it.

  25. Not so stupid but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overseas, many years ago, laptops were not allowed to board flights in Spain/France if they did not power up.

    Its a common occurance to have a depleted battery. TSA should at least provide usb power to allow equipment to boot up if the battery can not do it. When connected to power and it still shows no sign of life it should be inspected more closely. If xrays look normal the only thing confiscated should be the battery. A battery full of C4 could be a problem, and likely hard to tell the difference without chemical examination, which is of course possible without destroying it.

  26. Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure this is related more to NFC snooping than it is to verify the device is what it appears to be. This is why I specifically remove my batteries from all my devices before flying.

    Fuck them.

  27. Not exactly new by time_lords_almanac · · Score: 2

    My first ever trip to the US (back in 2010), I was asked to power on my laptop going through security. In fact, while researching the trip IIRC the airline website even called this out as a specific to precaution to make sure your devices were charged in case you were asked to prove they worked. I wasn't asked on my second and third trips, so it must have only been sporadic ("additional screening" type thing). I would definitely be a bit time consuming to check all devices for all passengers, if that is the intent.

  28. No it makes no sense at all by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Just because you can power a device up does not mean it has not been modified.

    Anyone with even moderate skills could EASILY take an off the shelf business class laptop, remove 3/4 of the guts of it, replace it with a tiny SOC, fill the case with explosive, and the laptop would boot and display and work just fine. The only way to know it was modified would be to look in detail* at the system specs and compare to an online DB - do you honestly think that TSA is going to do this? Replace all of above with phone / tablet, it is the same story.

    * Oh, other than XRay the damn thing, which is what the TSA does anyway do they not? I honestly do not get what this "powering on of electronics" is supposed to achieve. Only the most idiotic of plots would be foiled by this.

    1. Re:No it makes no sense at all by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Especially since many newer laptops are like 3/4 filled with batteries anyway. The pictured laptop is a Macbook Air. There's plenty of room in there to house an actually fully functional laptop with the same specs but partially reduced battery life, and hide other stuff in there.

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    2. Re:No it makes no sense at all by qbast · · Score: 1

      I honestly do not get what this "powering on of electronics" is supposed to achieve. Only the most idiotic of plots would be foiled by this.

      - please turn on the laptop
      - [it powers up, truecrypt prompt shows up]
      - come with me please, you have been randomly selected for additional screening

    3. Re:No it makes no sense at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are pretty stupid to make this comment, in short you will be in a no fly list, and every time you go through the border will be anally inspected... twice.

    4. Re:No it makes no sense at all by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      ...other than XRay the damn thing, which is what the TSA does anyway do they not?

      Yes, they do, and the agents know what an unmodified phone or laptop looks like. They're usually not just a small circuit with most of the case filled with some unidentified material.

      Only the most idiotic of plots would be foiled by this.

      Well, yes, but only the most idiotic of plots would be foiled by any single measure. All together, the detection measures simply raise the cost of planning a non-idiotic plot. Now, a successful terrorist must spend an extra $100 on parts and 100 hours on hardware modifications, while still spending the time and money to jump through every other hurdle in the way.

      Sure, a sufficiently-competent entity can get through every security measure, but the point is to raise the difficulty high enough that the attack isn't worth the hassle. That sentiment applies to every aspect of security, not just airplanes.

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    5. Re:No it makes no sense at all by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Now, a successful terrorist must spend an extra $100 on parts and 100 hours on hardware modifications, while still spending the time and money to jump through every other hurdle in the way."

      "... the point is to raise the difficulty high enough that the attack isn't worth the hassle."

      If you stop and think about these statements you will see how stupid they are. Such statements make sense when the motive is financial and the prospect of fines or incarceration is a deterrent. Or when such people are not extremely well financed. None of these things apply here. If you are an extremest who plans to kill yourself while blowing up an airplane, there is no point at which you stop and say "awww screw this, it's not worth the hassle". And most of these guys are backed by people will millions in the bank.

    6. Re:No it makes no sense at all by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      you are pretty stupid to make this comment, in short you will be in a no fly list, and every time you go through the border will be anally inspected... twice.

      You need to discuss this statement with your therapist.

      You have some issues here.

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    7. Re:No it makes no sense at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold the Left-Shift, Right-Control, End, and Scroll-Lock while powering up. This will bring up truecrypt prompt.
      If the above key combination is not engaged, truecrypt will boot from the fake partition.

    8. Re:No it makes no sense at all by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      ...most of these guys are backed by people will millions in the bank.

      "Millions" isn't so much money that any cost becomes irrelevant. "Billions" is closer, but no amount of money will buy more time. Those 100 extra preparation hours could be the time when an informant reveals the plot to the CIA, or that could be the time another aspect of the plot to develop problems.

      ...there is no point at which you stop and say "awww screw this, it's not worth the hassle"

      But there is a point at which you say "This plan is too risky, and has too many ways to fail. Let's try something else."

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    9. Re:No it makes no sense at all by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      I am sorry, I am not going to bother engaging in this line of discourse anymore. If you think any of this stuff is anything other than trivial, you have obviously been brainwashed by the security theatre proponents.

    10. Re:No it makes no sense at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly do not get what this "powering on of electronics" is supposed to achieve. Only the most idiotic of plots would be foiled by this.

      - please turn on the laptop

      - [it powers up, truecrypt prompt shows up]

      - come with me please, you have been randomly selected for additional screening

      Well I am screwed.

          -Power up laptop
          -Linux Mint Splash Screen appears
          -Login Screen Appears w/ Linux Inside and Linux Penguin
          -Cue additional "Screening"

    11. Re:No it makes no sense at all by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      I sincerely hope you are never in charge of any secure system. Defense in depth is indeed a trivial concept, yet so vital to having any meaningful security.

      Do you also leave your doors unlocked because a really persistent thief could have a set of lockpicks?

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    12. Re:No it makes no sense at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, a sufficiently-competent entity can get through every security measure, but the point is to raise the difficulty high enough that the attack isn't worth the hassle. That sentiment applies to every aspect of security, not just airplanes.

      Yeah I imagine that making the process more annoying would make things safer.

    13. Re:No it makes no sense at all by joemck · · Score: 1

      TrueCrypt also lets you customize that message. Change the password prompt to "NTLDR is missing", say something along the lines of "shoot, it crashed again, guess I'll have my techy friend fix it when I get home", and you just might get it through.

  29. Unlock / decrypt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will I have to unlock my phone or boot my laptop, i.e. mount an encrypted volume? Is this just an excuse to access my data?

    1. Re:Unlock / decrypt? by T-ice · · Score: 1

      for anyone with hulu plus, here's a southpark clip from about a decade ago that's sums up my feelings toward airports in general.
      http://www.hulu.com/watch/265294/it's better than flying
      everyone else will have to find a crappy handshot video of a tv on youtube.

  30. More security theater? by janoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I do wonder how this is going to stop someone from smuggling an explosive on board. It is vastly easier to conceal some nasty payload inside of a bulky laptop than inside of a battery. And it could still even work as a laptop - a brick of a plastic explosive the size of a disk drive or a secondary battery would be enough to cause a huge problem on board, without preventing the laptop from booting up and working.

    And that is still assuming someone would actually want to bother with this - the guy with explosive underpants certainly didn't need a working battery ...

    Mind boggling stupidity.

  31. TSA = the USA's Gestapo by FudRucker · · Score: 1, Interesting

    they are killing the airline industry, soon nobody will want to fly, years ago before 9/11/2001, once a year i used to fly to miami to spend a week at southbeach or to galveston and rent a motorcycle to ride around on padre island for a week , now i wont go near an airport anymore because i dont want those nazis putting their filthy hands on my body and i dont want to be xrayed with their death machines, so now i just spend my vacation week at home where it is nice and boring, - thanks US Govt you fucking nazis

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    1. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On the flip side: This is good for the environment!

      Captcha: heated

    2. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget your meds this morning?

    3. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "soon nobody will want to fly"

      oh, its cool.

      the TSA is operating on freeways and major sporting events now.

    4. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think "they" really care.

      Planes hit the New York financial district. That's who the government wants to protect. Inconveniencing the plebes isn't relevant.

      Notice how it's the lower, economy class that has to stand in TSA lines? First class gets to cut in front of everyone else. I can understand why the airlines would like to provide that service to their customers, but what is the government's incentive? Are we not all in this fight together?

      The super rich have or lease a plane for themselves. The TSA doesn't affect them.

    5. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are killing the airline industry, soon nobody will want to fly, years ago before 9/11/2001, once a year i used to fly to miami to spend a week at southbeach or to galveston and rent a motorcycle to ride around on padre island for a week , now i wont go near an airport anymore because i dont want those nazis putting their filthy hands on my body and i dont want to be xrayed with their death machines, so now i just spend my vacation week at home where it is nice and boring, - thanks US Govt you fucking nazis

      Hahahaha, Nazis? Unless you're taking a direct flight to a concentration camp, gtfo.

    6. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Truthfully though, the airlines themselves are also doing a good job of it.

      The last couple of times my pre-teen daughter had to get on a plane to fly to visit relatives/family, I had her fly as an unaccompanied minor. What a friggin' hassle! First off, you're typically charged an extra $150 or so for the "service", but even more inconveniently? Airline web sites are poorly designed to handle this extra detail, so the process often screws you out of frequent flyer miles you should really have earned for purchasing your kid's flight (name on the boarding pass doesn't match name of the ticket purchaser), and you often have to re-enter some information twice on the web site to place the ticket order properly.

      Then they have all of the hoops you have to jump through as part of the boarding process. You have to accompany your kid to the gate, so you've got to go through the security checkpoint yourself, even though you're not the one getting on the plane. You've got to wait behind after your kid is on the plane until the plane actually leaves the runway, too. And it seems like every time, people working at the ticket counter manage to screw up the whole check-in process. (Someone always fails to understand the procedure and neglects to issue you your pass saying you're accompanying someone else but not boarding the plane, or they don't have ANY of the information you provided in detail when buying your kid's ticket, such as names and numbers of who will be picking them up at their destination.)

      Except for Southwest, it seems like pretty much all of the airlines are charging you at least $25 per bag for each piece of luggage you bring along, too. And at the same time? They just reduced the max. allowable dimensions of carry-on luggage by 1 lousy inch ... just enough to make a bunch of expensive luggage obsolete.

    7. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by ilparatzo · · Score: 1

      TSA = the USA's Gestapo

      True ... because asking you to turn on a dead cellphone is equivalent to throwing you in a concentration camp due to your political views without due process.

    8. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Arker · · Score: 2

      "Hahahaha, Nazis? Unless you're taking a direct flight to a concentration camp, gtfo."

      The iconic image of the Nazis I was raised on was the Gestapo agent demanding papers. The US is supposed to be better than that. No internal passports, a free man (or woman) has the right to go about their business in peace, does anyone still remember those days?

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    9. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by ruir · · Score: 1

      Correction, they are not kiliing the airline industry, they are killing the tourism industry. They wont get me anywhere near USA soon.

    10. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      soon nobody will want to fly

      Nobody wants to fly already - it's just part of the cost of getting somewhere quickly.
      Nobody has wanted to fly since the discount airlines started a race-to-the-bottom.

      Without "status" with an airline, you're little more than cattle to them. Add in all the fees, then top it off with the TSA, and I'd be willing to beta test the first teleporter. By the time one is invented, having it turn you inside-out by mistake will still probably be a gentler experience than whatever the TSA is doing to people by then.

    11. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by PRMan · · Score: 1

      We just booked on JetBlue and the first checked bag was free (even though we typically all go with carryons because you never can be too sure how you'll get to your destination.

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    12. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      True ... because asking you to turn on a dead cellphone is equivalent to throwing you in a concentration camp due to your political views without due process.

      True... because the Nazis were known for throwing you in a concentration camp due to your political views without due process, that's ALL they did/were known for. *rolls eyes*

      People who discount Nazi analogies purely because they think Nazis were only about the concentration camp, genocide aspect, and miss the buildup to that point and the things being put upon citizens, really need a better understanding - as there was more to them than just THAT specific act of horror, little things, a creep in power, the attitudes, the power grabs, and more.

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  32. It's not about explosives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about eliminating the only real defense against Stingray tech. Enjoy the pre-flight scan of your mobile's contents.

  33. And Your Vibrator by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you have a vibrator in your luggage you'll have a better-than-average chance of being asked to turn that on, too. If you pack the biggest one you can find in your carry-on right next to your cell phone, they might not even notice your cell phone.

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    1. Re:And Your Vibrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      True story:

      My wife and I went through a checkpoint with a vibrator in carry-on. We do this all the time, but on this trip, the bag was flagged for inspection. Well, first they ran it through the X-ray two more times. When they couldn't figure out what they were seeing, they had to open the bag.

      The smurf pawed through everything in the bag and found the vibrator, which apparently was what caused the alarm. He held it up and said, "I don't know what this is, but it looks like a knife on the X-ray."

      We were both thinking, "You don't know what that is? Your poor wife..."

      The smurf then ran his bomb residue swipe over the vibrator and his gloves. As the apparatus was not fitted with chemical explosives, just explosively good vibrations, we were soon free to go.

    2. Re:And Your Vibrator by Arith · · Score: 1

      It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your ... dildo."

    3. Re:And Your Vibrator by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:And Your Vibrator by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      As a guy, I'm very tempted to start bringing a vibrator in my carry on just for the laughs.

  34. TSA logic by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

    "Oh, battery's dead? OK, here's a power outlet."

    How fucking hard is that?

    1. Re:TSA logic by 517714 · · Score: 1

      That saved me back in 1993 in Korea when my laptop was dead.

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    2. Re:TSA logic by hacker · · Score: 1

      And what if that outlet, with the "TSA-approved Cable(tm)" is doing more than just powering on your device?

      This is why USB Condoms exist (no, this is not a joke)

      http://int3.cc/collections/fro...

      "Have you ever plugged your phone into a strange USB port because you really needed a charge and thought: "Gee who could be stealing my data?". We all have needs and sometimes you just need to charge your phone. "Any port in a storm." as the saying goes. Well now you can be a bit safer. "USB Condoms" prevent accidental data exchange when your device is plugged in to another device with a USB cable. USB Condoms achieve this by cutting off the data pins in the USB cable and allowing only the power pins to connect through.Thus, these "USB Condoms" prevent attacks like "juice jacking".

  35. Real TSA Motivations by MrLogic17 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm starting to think that the TSA's real motivation is to slowly put all of the airlines out of business.
    If so, they're going to be one of the most successful covert operations in history.

    1. Re:Real TSA Motivations by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Based on the average airline's financials, they are doing well enough putting themselves out of business.

    2. Re:Real TSA Motivations by PRMan · · Score: 1

      If you think the TSA isn't a major part of that, just look at how many people on this thread said they aren't flying domestically (or, if foreign, to the US) anymore.

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  36. Why this is being done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm inclined to think this rule is being implemented because it's impossible to run their spyware and leech all your laptop/tablet/phone's data if it has no battery and no power.

    Don't forget, they're apparently allowed to demand access to your data.

  37. Don't bring chargers ! by fgouget · · Score: 1

    Devices that can't be turned on won't be permitted on flights, TSA said.

    Don't bring chargers with you!
    Clearly you won't be able to power on these devices if you're not allowed to plug them in. So under these new rules the TSA would clearly have to confiscate them. Furthermore you'd likely oppose their common sense move which would delay you going through security; increasing the risk that your phone's battery runs out, leading to it being confiscated too...

  38. This is nothing new. by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

    1991, leaving Franfurt towards Paris (just a short jaunt in a puddlejumper) I was asked by the security person working the line to demonstrate my camera was a real camera. So I uncap the lens, aimed at her, who quickly voiced her opposition to that idea, so I shot the ceiling instead. Wasted one frame of film to show her my tattered minolta x-700 wasn't some terrorists's bomb.

    I suppose this was fallout from the bomb that took Pan Am 103 down over Lockerbie.

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    1. Re:This is nothing new. by pcardoso · · Score: 1

      I went to NY for a week with my family in 1998. As I was just starting my engineering degree I took the opportunity to get a HP 48G calculator which at the time was much cheaper in the US.

      I remember having to explain in broken english to the security guard (pre-TSA) that this was a working calculator and that it could do math. RPN here didn't help at all, but eventually she let me go.

      This happened shortly after Swissair 111.

    2. Re:This is nothing new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This used to be quite common. Had a family friend back in the 80s who had a German airport security screener take his camera off the belt, point it at him, and take a picture for exactly the same reason.

    3. Re:This is nothing new. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      That was a nice calculator. But there is no way an air security person would understand it. They all failed math.

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  39. Just don't allow people on aircrafts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No people, no boms..
    No boms, no problems..

    Even better - kill all people that want to board a aircraft (or even thinking about it).
    It has some side effects, but hey - we are talking about TERRORISTS here, don't we?
    You can never be too safe, right?

  40. *This* gov't needs to run health care too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What could possibly go wrong?

    Oh, yeah. Cooked stats and dead vets at the VA. That's what could go wrong.

    JUST LIKE THE FUCKING TSA THAT YOU LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF!!!!

    So why do you want to put it in charge of keeping you alive?

  41. Re:Hugely inconvenient by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Can you think of any political development, short of global thermonuclear war, that would make 'the appropriate response to a sizable number of potential threats' go away quickly enough to qualify as a 'short inconvenience'?

  42. Re: Land of the fee by qbast · · Score: 2

    Be happy you are *still* allowed to keep your trousers on.

  43. But you can still by overshoot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... bring all the thermite, magnesium tape, and calcium carbide you want to on in carry-on luggage.

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    1. Re:But you can still by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Is this true? Because a lighter and some carefully placed thermite could really bring down a plane easily.

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    2. Re:But you can still by overshoot · · Score: 1

      Ask yourself: what does the TSA do to detect iron oxide and aluminum? (Much less magnesium! MacBooks, anyone?)

      They've known about this for years. They have quite competent "red team" people who think up possible threats, and they're not remotely so stupid as to believe that the Bad Guys can't think up this kind of thing themselves. Ask a classroom of sophomore-level engineering students to come up with ways to get plane-killers aboard and this is one of the first ones -- although it's a very, very long list.

      However, stopping thermite from getting onboard is going to be way more of a public inconvenience than their mission statement allows.

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  44. Re:Hugely inconvenient by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    on top of all the other "short inconveniences" already? no thanks. all those add up to one giant pain in the ass. The only reason I can think of this being used *puts on tin foil hat*

    they want to mirror everything on your electronic device. they cant do that if its powered off, powered on they can either have you plug it in for "testing" or simply sniff the wifi and attack that vector. With everything we learned to date from snowden i would not be shocked., hell this could simply be to keep another snowden from exiting the country! *removes tin foil hat*

    now what was I saying? oh right, theres nothing to see here, the TSA is our friends

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  45. irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wall huggers (The next thing is already here

    The s5 braggarts become the entertainment.

  46. Re: Land of the fee by Eunuchswear · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which, considering the underpants bomber, is strange.

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  47. Re: Land of the fee by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    Somehow, the US made it through a foreign invasion, a Civil War, WWI, WWII, the Cold War, and absolutely massive social upheaval without requiring people to remove clothing to enter into courts of law. But a few jackasses drive airplanes into some buildings and it's goodbye liberty, hello 'safety'.

    Metal detectors at the entrance of many state and federal buildings predates 9/11. In any event, if you look at how much violence there was against judges in the 19th century, one would have to assume that if people had metal detector technology at the time, they would have used them.

  48. utterly retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 1st two things that popped into mind are:
    1) So those xray scans you guys have been doing on all of our electronic devices wouldn't have caught a bomb, and that's why you have to change methods now???
    2) Suppose it is a bomb, wouldn't turning it on usually mean it would explode, thus killing everyone in the security line? This seems to me like a classic fail-unsafe, like the salem witch trials, where the best case scenario was an innocent person drowned, and if they were 'guilty' they would survive and you'd still have the problem of a witch that's now pissed off because you tried to kill it.

  49. Safety finish line by rfrenzob · · Score: 1

    Can we please jump to the safety finish line?

    No materials other than your ID, boarding pass, and a single credit card may be carried past security. Period.
    No luggage may be checked.
    All passengers must discard all clothing at security and travel in TSA approved hospital gowns. New clothing may be purchased outside the secure area at your destination.

  50. Personally I don't care by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    I don't care if they want me to power on my notebook or phone. However if they want to search my notebook they better know how to use terminal based Linux, which honestly I think would pose more of an issue then anything else. It is a pretty valid question to ask why you're travelling with dead electronics.

  51. Just Block Everything by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 2

    Why dance around the issues with the security facade? If the U.S. would just flat out block all incoming traffic it would be a win-win for everyone involved, as the rest of us can plan accordingly and get on with our lives.

  52. Re: Land of the fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, no one ever wants to attack a courthouse..

    https://www.google.com/search?q=courthouse+shooting

  53. Re: Land of the fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is one of the oddest things about this whole fiasco, in the US we are currently in one of the safest periods in our history. Violent crime is WAY down, there hasn't been a major war for decades (calling Iraq & Afghanistan "wars" was laughable), yet our prison population is immense, we obsess about the few incidents that do happen and sacrifice our liberties at the the merest hint that it might make us a little "safer".

  54. Oh, absolutely .... by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know a couple of people who work for the TSA too, and sadly, they view all of this stuff as amusing ways to irritate the general public, who they regard as generally stupid and annoying in the first place.

    If you corner them on any of the security policies, they'll readily admit they don't necessarily enhance security or serve a useful purpose. They just feel like all of that is unimportant, vs. the expectation that travelers just "follow the orders and instructions". If you don't cooperate, you're one of those "stupid and annoying people who can't follow directions" - so they ridicule you and enjoy your suffering as they put you through extra screening, detain you, or what-not.

    It's funny how you can take practically anyone, dress them up in a uniform and a badge, and give them some sort of arbitrary control or power over others, and they suddenly feel superior.

    1. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wealth and power breed a sense of entitlement:
      http://www.pbs.org/newshour/ru...

      It's human nature. That's why people in positions of power should be required to follow a strict set of guidelines rather than apply them arbitrarily to whomever they seem to think deserves scrutiny. "Gut feelings" don't work. The people trying to get stuff on planes know this, and know to be cooperative and smile. The guy waring the "Don't tread of me" tshirt, refusing to be strip searched, may be a jerk... but he's not trying to hurt anyone.

    2. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by coastwalker · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually it might have something to do with American culture which is actually heavily class ridden and treats those lower down like crap.

      So give one of the underlings a uniform and the power and of course they enjoy torturing passengers, because those passengers are from the class that treats them badly in real life.

      You reap what you sow

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    3. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it might have something to do with American culture which is actually heavily class ridden and treats those lower down like crap.

      Yes. I wish we would stop acting like the rest of the world.

    4. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by clam666 · · Score: 1

      Or they're just bad people who go into positions of power with no chance of being fired because they're bullies and jackasses.

      When I go through the security screening, I often notice how they're members of the intellectual proletariat, obviously rising up in revolution against the bourgeois pigs who have their foot on their neck as they try to do their performance art about how hard it is being poor. Clearly they are from the non-nobility, who has codified peerage laws specifically naming them as next in line for the throne.P>

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    5. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is not new:

      http://www.prisonexp.org/

    6. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I'll disagree here. American society is a lot less class ridden than many other countries I've been to. Just about everyone here thinks (rightly or not) that they can move up in class and economic level if given a chance, whereas in some places just getting a better job may make your social group consider you to be a class traitor.

      As for the TSA, I rarely got the opinion that the workers you saw were on a power trip, rather that they seemed to just be stuck in a lousy job, tired, stressed, etc. Yes, there are always those who seem to relish the opportunity to screw around with the passengers but these were in the minority. Those who do seem to enjoy the power trip were abusing everyone, especially the poor.

    7. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      Here's a news article on a blog by someone who worked there, which pretty much verifies what you're saying.

    8. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Resentment breeds resentment. TSA employees know that they're universally despised and bad-mouthed on websites worldwide, and that breeds a siege mentality and "us-and-them" polarized thinking.

      The wonder is that more of them don't go postal and start shooting people themselves.

  55. A few days earlier by mrops · · Score: 5, Funny

    Employees: We demand a raise, we have to face rude passengers and put our hands at weird places.
    TSA Manager: Well, there is no budget for a raise, here is what we are going to do instead.....

  56. This is hardly new... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    At the lineup going into the area where the gates are, you have to demonstrate that you can turn on any electronic devices so that they know it's not just a case containing something else. This has been in place for at least the past 10 years.

    What I'm wondering, however, is if they charge people whose non-working electronics that they might confiscate any fees for proper disposal/recycling? If not, then a positive spin on this could be that someone could exploit this to utilize as a free electronics recycling facility.

    1. Re:This is hardly new... by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      Yes, free electronics recycling with the purchase of a ticket for international flight.

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    2. Re:This is hardly new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'm wondering, however, is if they charge people whose non-working electronics that they might confiscate any fees for proper disposal/recycling?

      I would hope when they confiscate my gear and destroy it, they don't add insult to injury and then bill my for the act of destroying my equipment because i ran out of batteries killing time while my flight was delayed

  57. Utter stupidity, continued by gweihir · · Score: 1

    I guess they have never heard of smaller batteries or (for multi-cell cases) step-up converters. It is quite simple to, say, take a 6 cell battery pack and convert one cell to a step-up regulator and retain one cell. Gives you 4 cells (i.e. stainless-steel containers) to fill with whatever you like. The same effect can be had by using smaller batteries than originally in the pack.

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  58. And what if I don't have a battery in my computer? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    And what if I don't have a battery in my computer?

    I never installed the battery in my previous laptop, so I would need an outlet at all times. It didn't matter to me since it was so heavy that I couldn't use it except as a portable desktop anyway.

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  59. Re:And what if I don't have a battery in my comput by mbone · · Score: 1

    Then, you plug it in. They do have jacks at airports...

  60. As a data point by mbone · · Score: 1

    It has been a number of years since I was asked to turn on a device, even when I go through enhanced security. So, unless this is accompanied by a "we are now pushing to turn on all electronics" it is not exactly a prohibition.

  61. Re: Land of the fee by Ksevio · · Score: 1

    We are less safe than ever and we have done it to ourselves.

    Actually, we're MORE safe than ever, despite what we've done to ourselves with ridiculous measures. Education and social programs do a much better job than metal detectors.

  62. Re:And what if I don't have a battery in my comput by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    And hope that it's the right voltage!

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  63. Fuck you America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is all

  64. I thought Li-ion batteries were bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, how hard can it be to rig a Li-ion battery to gradually overheat?

    Power on in the TSA line: it works for the requisite 5 minutes.
    Board airplane. Power it on. After 15 minutes battery gets hot enough to trigger the explosives you've put in the device.

    I guess this does do one thing: It makes it a little harder to design a bomb.

    The only remotely good reason I can think of to do this is in response to a specific, credible threat, and only if your goal is to make the attacker scrap his current plan of stuffing a bomb into a dummy laptop or cell phone and go back to the drawing board and make a bomb that is embedded in a real laptop or cell phone.

    Even this is a stretch - it would've been much more savvy to find a "silent to the traveler" way to detect dummy devices (and for that matter, real ones with bombs in them) and quietly ask travelers carrying such devices to "step aside" for further questioning. Now that this is public, any would-be bomber who planned on using a dummy-phone or dummy-laptop bomb will remain in the shadows until they have a bomb ready that they think will get through security.

    So, by going public, they will slow down lines and they will help a would-be terrorist avoid being detected. Sigh.

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  65. External Battery FTW! by jetxee · · Score: 1

    So everyone should start carrying external spare batteries.

    I've seen a 22400 mAh portable Li-ion battery for less than $50. Imagine a whole plane full of those. And no, consumer grade Li-ion batteries never explode.

    Up to two spare Li-ion batteries up to 300 Wh ("large batteries") are allowed in the carry-on baggage. So external USB chargers/accumulators up to 60 mAh should be OK.

  66. If it's discharged, they can't search it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they can't tamper with your phone if it isn't on and logged in.

  67. Waiting in line, tick-tock by tquasar · · Score: 1

    My Asus Transformer is carried in a Pelican case, my fone in a OtterBox. Opening the Pelican case takes only a few seconds but wrestling my fone from the three piece Otter case takes more time. Each device takes one minute to boot. There should be a Margarita Bar at the TSA Choke Point.

  68. Lithium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't lithium batteries a no-no also? How does one power up a device powered by lithium batteries if they're not allowed to carry the batteries?

  69. Re: Land of the fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are the problem with our security, not to the solution to it

  70. Re: Land of the fee by Technician · · Score: 1

    I second that on the courts. I had to drop off a document for a child case. I stopped at the metal detector and told security I was here to drop of a document, not visit offices, so I had not emptied my pockets. Please call the office of ... to come pick up the document. They objected. I said they can scan the manilla envelope. They complied. I made it clear I had no intention of wasting time for a drop off. It would be much faster for them to step out of the office and accept the delivery.

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  71. Re: Land of the fee by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2

    But a few jackasses drive airplanes into some buildings and it's goodbye liberty, hello 'safety'.

    All that after the CIA was repeatedly told to go to hell by Bush and his Cabinet when they tried to raise all hell about the intel they had from multiple sources that an attack using airplanes within the US targeting the WTC was imminent.

    It's almost like our own Government wanted it to happen so they could use an excuse to trot out the "PATRIOT" Act and step up their War on Civil Liberties when Bush Sr's plan to suspend the Constitution for the War on Drugs didn't gain much support. But that would **never** happen and anyone that thinks so is an Alex Jones loving crackpot looney.

  72. Stupid for these reasaons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First if it is a bomb, asking them to turn it on may cause it to explode, preferably the TSA agent and Terrorist take the the full blast. TSA Agents would not open a package they thought was a bomb, so why on earth do they think turning on a electronic device that they suspect may be a bomb would be safe?

    Secondly all electronics go through the x-ray. Did they somehow figure out how to make plastic explosives look like circuit boards? The only possibly exception might be the battery.

    Fly the friendly skies.

  73. water? you mean like in the toilet? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    And rightly so. It's well documented that Linux users are all a bunch of dangerous extremists

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  74. My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the alternative? TSA isn't law enforcement, the most they could do is detain you until law enforcement arrives. Possession of non-working electronics isn't criminal in most jurisdictions.

  75. apologies to Weird Al... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when they put in the porn scanners I started working on but never finished American Pie spoof - had a killer refrain but the verses just got to be too much work:

    so bye, bye 4th amendment you guys!
    drove my Lexus down to Texas so I wouldn't have to fly
    the TSA was stealing laptops from lines
    saying: [music pauses - Cletus voice] "these enhanced security measures are absolutely necessary - OR YOU'LL DIE!!!"

    after subsequent verses 3rd line changes to:

    the TSA was grouping children who cried
    the TSA irradiated my spine

    like I said, the verses just got to be too much work - sort of my personal Canterbury Tales...

  76. TSA Theater For FY2015 Budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TSA budget for FY2015 is making the rounds in Congress. The current Theater is to remind Congressional committee King Pins that the TSA is On The Job terrorizing U.S.A. Citizens, know as US Persons to TSA and Customs loonies, so the Congress King Pins will feel empowered to get the budget out of committee on time and to a floor vote before Oct. 1.

  77. Slashdot herd is being led around by the nose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello everyone, you all seem to be under the impression that this is about terror. It's not.

    It's about surveillance. Powering on the device allows them to track, and if necessary, inject.

    It has nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism. It has everything to do with people returning from foreign nations with non-NSA-chipped devices.

    Didn't you folks know? The FCC doesn't regulate electronics overseas.

    1. Re:Slashdot herd is being led around by the nose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, just set them to flight mode before you power them down. That way, there will be no transmission to fetch.

      I don't think they'll be wasting their time doing ti that way, not when they have the power to just take your device away. When it's been out of your hands I would indeed consider the device to be compromised, but over the air? IMHO, that's too costly.

      However, you could be right insofar that they may try to run an IMSI catcher just to associate your mobile's IMEA your passport and so keep track of you, even if you change SIM.

  78. Is anybody too naive or too distracted by ruir · · Score: 1

    To just notice this a dumb history to only streamline the data inspection of gadgets?

  79. Re: Land of the fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am concerned every time a cop pulls up behind me. Every time I go into an airport. Crap, every time I get online. No one knows any more when it will be THE TIME and the cops nail you for something you may or may not have done.

    The courts are no security any more. And an arrest, not even a conviction, removes you from contending for many jobs. Economic destruction.

    You might be safer, but the rest of us are sheep being slowly picked off by a callous government in the name of security.

  80. Always had to turn on lap tops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to boot laptops in the 80s. They were big enough to house a big BOMB, but the logic was the same.
    People have been putting pistols into beepers for a while. TSA just guesses that the phone is the next place.
    If your phone is dead, put it into the checked baggage.

  81. I have the ANSWER... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make the Aircraft out of STEEL and LEAD shielding, that way you can fire up a lan party. Although I am not sure the Jet can fly at that point. Personally until these banksters and psychopath war fscks' go to FT Leavenworth, ya won't see me anywhere near a fscking AIRPORT, until these treasonus fscks' are part of history. I want my country back not this Nazi Stazi 6.0 shit. You know what bitchez, I remember the days of JETS on DIRT RUNWAYS, you idiots.

    While my solution was a trick to get you to read, what the fsck are you going to do about this problem? WHine MOAR?

    Or toss your phuckin political party in the TOILET along with the bankster FIAT, and kick these thieving murdering psychopaths out?

  82. Re: Land of the fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck the tsa, fuck the stupid govt. revolt now! it's you're only hope.

  83. One more bitchez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya all BOW down to my COPPER and ZINC toothpaste battery bitchez

    (/sarc)

  84. harddrive by clam666 · · Score: 1

    Of course I want to have a fully charged battery in my laptop, that way, when they ask me to power it on and show the BIOS, I have plenty of room to put the explosive where the HD was, and need the power to fire the detonator.

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  85. But...... by carbonUnit42 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a fully charged lithium battery be more of a security risk than a dead one?

  86. You're actually disproving your own arguments by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind, that TSA has yet to have stopped a single bombing. The only reasons we've not had a plane go down is due to lack of effort, not any increase in security. The few attempts that have been made, made it through the TSA with ease and it was the efforts of passengers or the stupidity of the attacker that saved the plane.

    The famous "few attempts that have been made" originated in foreign countries, not in the USA. You admit that there is a "lack of effort". Huh. You'd like us to believe that this is because "teh TSA am stoopid" or something that amounts to that, but in fact it very well could be that the bad guys have decided that the likelihood of getting a bomb on a plane is not "100%" or close to it like you seem to believe but quite a bit below that. I'd say maybe a 5-10% chance of getting through security successfully. Suicide bombers are a limited quantity and the chance of failure could be a disaster because if the would be bomber gets caught by the TSA, the US government now has access to the type of bomb being used and may be able to get the failed terrorist to talk. This is exactly what happened with Richard Reid.

    People have car alarms not because they believe that it makes their car impossible to break into but because it raises the bar so that it may be more trouble than it's worth. Actually I think the TSA is working because if it was truly as bad as you and other complainers claim, there would have been a successful attempt already. I think the bad guys have decided that the risk is too high that they won't get away with it and the success would not be worth the risk of getting caught.

    I wish I could find out when the last time is that you even flew to/from/within the USA. I had a friend a few years ago who would go into a full blown hissy fit and rant about the TSA, making pretty much the same arguments as you. He last flew around 1998 and he is very likely to never in his life get on a plane again. It has nothing at all to do with the TSA - he has no reason or desire to ever travel by plane. Yet from all his complaining you'd think that he was some kind of hard core road warrior who was at a different US airport every week. I have found that in general the people who complain the most about the TSA are the people who fly the least.

  87. New TSA Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a movement called, “Planes Without Human Beings,” designed to make air travel safer. Of course, this has not been applied to robots or politicians as yet.

  88. The threat is internal by rsborg · · Score: 2

    I've wondered why they haven't done that before. Forget about taking a plane down, or flying into a building.

    Have 20 individuals at 20 airports all approach the processing line, timed to arrive at the metal detector/x-ray chute at noon. Scream the usual "aloha cracker" (or whatever those crazy fucks say), pull out the bomb from their carry on, and detonate it before anyone can stop them.

    Instantly, every airport is notified about this threat, and now everyone gets screened before they even get to the airport.

    If they want to fuck with the west, that is how they could do it.

    The fact that this has not happened (nor have we heard of a such a plot being defused) makes it pretty clear that the real threat is the TSA itself, and "terrists" are simply an Emmanuel Goldstein type boogeyman used to keep everyone in line and their mouths shut.

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  89. Lithium Ion by oic0 · · Score: 1

    What about the fact that if it's all the way dead and you try to charge it on the plane, the battery can be a fire hazard.

  90. Started in 2001 by cloudscout · · Score: 1

    Here's a Slashdot story from 2001 wherein I recount my experience with having to power on each of my devices before boarding a flight:

    http://news.slashdot.org/story...

    Technically, that wasn't even the TSA since that agency didn't exist until a few weeks later.

  91. I encountered this once....TOTAL PAIN (USELESS) by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Years ago I flew on Tower Air. Tower Air contracted their security through El-Air, as such they were ahead of where we are today. But one thing I always griped about was this policy being useless.

    You see I had borrowed an old laptop (and I mean super old, where only the front half flipped up with a screen). The PC still worked, but the battery was long dead. So when they required me to turn on this ancient behemoth, we spent the next 20 minutes trying to find a plug so I could boot it. As soon as they saw it begin it's boot sequence, they gave me the okay. A lot of PITA for little benefit IMHO.

    Why do I say this?

    If anyone intended to build a bee oh em bee inside a laptop or cell phone. Why wouldn't you just take advantage of all the existing software and circuitry? It is a lot easier to just set a timer, use a program like Automate It, or even write your own basic Android app to control any such set up. A simple Bluetooth trigger and you can remotely detonate either an internal or external explosive trigger.

    So in no way do I see requiring proof that a device turns on as adding anything to our security. Rather, it merely means all those people laid over for 4 extra hours and now with a dead battery on their iPhones will have to hand over their phones to TSA. (Who will make a LOT of money selling used iPhones until they get sued for having sold devices with personal data - after which they will just destroy them.)

    Luckily, many Android users will simply keep a spare TSA battery on hand. And smart vendors will set up stands that sell "pre-charged" USB battery packs for $150/each right outside the security lines.

  92. Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A few days ago I was thinking of buying an HTC One M8 because the camera takes very clear close-ups. When I discovered that the battery cannot be removed, I decided I probably won't ever buy anything from HTC.

    If a company engages in sneaky, tricky behavior, I try to avoid buy its products. The sneakiness and trickery I know about may be only part of the attempts to trick the customers.

    1. Re:Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      Apple's iphone doesn't have a removable battery because (they say) it would take extra packaging, and that would reduce the size of the actual battery. Having taken one of those things apart, I don't think they're being sneaky... it looks true and makes for a far more solid, self-contained product without worries of battery doors falling off.

      Does your first paragraph apply to your second paragraph?
      Non-removable batteries in phones is not necessarily sneaky or tricky, especially if they provide a painless battery replacement service. ifixit does a breakdown, and says the battery is extremely difficult to replace by the end user, which could imply planned obsolescence. But phones generally go obsolete after 2-5 years anyway as the tech increases, especially with smartphones, and the battery will last that long (although it doesn't have terrific battery life as it is).

    2. Re:Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by swillden · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that a non-removable battery constitutes sneakiness and trickery.

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    3. Re:Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering all mobile phones had removable batteries until the past five years, it is a sneaky ploy. It'd be like buying a car that doesn't have a hood. Even if they don't explicitly say that you can service it, it is something that people expect.

    4. Re:Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by swillden · · Score: 1

      Considering all mobile phones had removable batteries until the past five years, it is a sneaky ploy. It'd be like buying a car that doesn't have a hood. Even if they don't explicitly say that you can service it, it is something that people expect.

      The first really successful smartphone -- the iPhone, released in 2007 -- has never had removable batteries. In fact, since I got my first smartphone, about five years ago, I've only had one that did have removable batteries (Galaxy Nexus), and I never found it a particularly useful feature. I did buy an extra battery but swapping batteries frequently is inconsistent with keeping a good case on it, so after breaking a phone I found it was better to just charge it whenever I was near a charger. My Moto X doesn't have a removable battery.

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    5. Re:Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      the most successful smartphone (GS4) has a removable battery. The second most successful smartphone (GS3) has a removable battery. These were able to trump iphone due to small nitpicks like this only. MotoX is not selling at all. You are one of the few people who think less choice is good (in battery replacement).

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    6. Re:Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. The first really successful smartphone was the Treo 180, back in 2002, and it had a removable battery.

    7. Re:Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      The first really successful smartphone -- the iPhone, released in 2007

      1. Not really first successful.
      2. Not smartphone :
      2a. Apple didn't market it as a smartphone
      2b. A widely used criterion to be called smartphone is an ability to run third party software, which should be native at least in appearance. iPhone 2007 did not satisfy this criterion.

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    8. Re:Battery not removeable? No HTC One M8 for me. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that a non-removable battery constitutes sneakiness and trickery.

      Well there you go. You'd hardly expect them to tell you, would you?

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  93. Short life. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    (The word "buy" should have been "buying".)

    A small percentage of batteries are defective and have a short life.

  94. Nothing to worry about officer by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    See the 3D printer I'm bringing aboard works just fine.

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  95. Re:And what if I don't have a battery in my comput by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

    Most chargers are universal, meaning they run between 100-230v. I'd be more worried about fitting the plug in

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  96. Oblig. by PPH · · Score: 1
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  97. Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hey, I'm worried this thing you're carrying is actually a bomb. Would you mind hitting the power switch for me while we stand in this large group of people? K, thanks."

  98. The good old days... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

    Kids and their entitlement issues.

    In the good old days we had to power up our laptops at the security checkpoint before bringing them on the plane as carry on and this was before 2001.

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    1. Re:The good old days... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Damn... forgot the "Get off my lawn!"

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  99. Maybe it's about something else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in HR of a major tech company so I admit I'm NOT WORTHY.
    But I'm just trying to think outside the box.
    Is there any chance that this isn't for the reason publicly stated but instead to match name to a previously unknown electronic device that will soon be operated in the USA?
    Certainly it would make the NSA's life a bit easier.
    Could that be it?

  100. Holiday in the USA? by ThePeices · · Score: 2

    I live in the Southern Hemisphere. Im not a terrorist, im a tourist looking for a holiday this year. Id love to come to the USA for a holiday, to go and see the sights and generally enjoy a holiday in a country full of history and things to see and do. ( love to see NY, the Grand Canyon, the science museums etc)

    But this TSA absurdity is so fucked up, so scary and frightening, you couldnt pay me to holiday there.
    There is no way in hell im going to subject myself to the indignity, radiation exposure, nude body scanning, device seizure and random harassment of Security Theatre in the US.
    Fuck that shit.

    Ill go be a tourist and spend my money in another country.

    1. Re:Holiday in the USA? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      My wife is from Poland (I am Irish), and in order to go to the US for a holiday, we have to ring a premium phone line to arrange an interview, where we must demonstrate that we have return flights booked, hotel booked and enough spare cash to keep us going while we're there. She must also provide details of employment etc. to prove she won't try to stay there illegally.

      This is before all the TSA bullshit which I, who can easily get a visa, won't stand for in the first place.

    2. Re:Holiday in the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand the phone call being a pain, but can you tell me any country that does not require you to show proof of onward travel for a tourist visa? Often verifying your solvency is not within the abilities of the host nation, but I don't think very many places are trying to encourage people to come and be street bums; they would if they could. Turning people away at the border would be a pain in the ass for all concerned. I'm living/traveling in Latin America these days, I deal with this sort of shit every few weeks. Not really sure what you're on about.

    3. Re:Holiday in the USA? by volmtech · · Score: 1

      If you have a swarthy complexion and are youthful looking just hop a train in Mexico up to the border and walk in.

    4. Re:Holiday in the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just drive up through the southern border. We're letting pretty much everyone in without any screening.....

  101. how to make an exploding tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Take case off old fat tablet
    2. Take middle bits out of new thin tablet
    3. fit thin middle bits in fat case
    4. Fill extra space with terrorist explodey stuff
    5 ???
    6. 72 Virgins

  102. Meanwhile kids flood the southern border.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While travelers need to prove their phone or laptop is not bomb, kids are flooding the southern borders disrupting customs and immigration personnel and allowing an unknown number of people to freely pass into the United States with all the drugs and bombs and weapons they want.

    Terrorists are NOT going to send a bomber on an airplane -- they will send them to walk north through the Mexican border.

  103. Good thing it turns on by ourlovecanlastforeve · · Score: 1

    Because you totally couldn't hide explosives in a device that powers on.

  104. Functioning by AndyCanfield · · Score: 1

    Near as I can tell from reading the news (from rural Thailand), the point is that the device must be turned on and functioning so you can prove it's not a bomb. Fully discharged is not allowed. But fully charged is not required. IMHO this is reasonable. Call your mother.

  105. Some day... by blindseer · · Score: 2

    Some day when I have enough time and money I plan on taking an airplane trip with no luggage. I'd show up at the check in counter with nothing but the clothes on my back. Why? Just so I could see what they'd do.

    Think about how odd that would look. No cell phone, no key ring, not even a tooth brush. I wouldn't wear anything out of the ordinary, no "Potential Terrorist" t-shirt. I'd just wear what I normally do, running shoes, slacks, polo shirt. I normally keep a knife on my belt but I'd leave that at home, maybe even leave the belt too.

    As much as people will claim otherwise you are not required to have identifying documents to board a plane when traveling domestically. International travel you do but not within the USA. I'm thinking I might leave my ID at home too.

    What would this prove? I'm not sure but it would be an interesting experiment. I am just curious how the TSA would respond to someone that acts so far out of the ordinary but also fits no norm of a threatening person.

    If anyone should ask me about my plans I'd probably just say I'm going shopping. I need some new clothes so I didn't see the need to pack any. I'm thinking that to make it additionally frustrating for them I'd leave not only my ID at home but any credit cards or anything else that might have my name on it besides my boarding pass. I would not lie about who I am and would not refuse to give my name or any other detail. I'm just a guy that wants to go on a shopping trip and I like to pay in cash.

    I think that they would not let me on the plane.

    One problem with my experiment is that I'd like to document the experiment but I'd have nothing to record with. I'd have to go by memory, or write everything down. No doubt that if I did do this that someone would say, "Photos or it didn't happen!"

    The thing is that if the TSA keeps up with their security theater, and the airlines charge for every piece of luggage a person brings, then what I propose as an experiment may become the preferred way to vacation. It would remove a lot of hassle that way.

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  106. Because a fully-charged machine is so safe... by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1
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  107. Most likely they read plans online about modified by peter303 · · Score: 1

    TSA tends to react to threads rather than speculate on new ones. This doesn't mean the other side is posting speculative plans too that they may not build.

  108. Not exactly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had some experience like this when entering to a Bush campaign speech in the Farm Progress Show at Iowa some years ago.

  109. Real TSA Motivations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, this is the work of the cell-phone-charging kiosk people with all the various connectors.

    Soon, the walking malls of the airports will be full of cell-phone charing kiosks. What wonder.

    I'm still planning on firing most of these people, when is this going through? Cheaper to have em on welfare then break somebody's rights and make the government more liable for millions upon millions of civil rights damages that my legal brigade has an industry, for a third.

    Problem being one day all this half-wayers will be totally useless then what.

  110. The cure by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Don't fly. I haven't had one problem with the TSA.

    I'll start flying again when they start treating people like humans.

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  111. America. by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    Land of the free, home of the brave. Fuck, yeah.

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  112. reeeally thorough "security checks" ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only "benefit" I see here is the simplification of
    "security checks" ;) with tools similar to

    http://www.breaknenter.org/pro...

    (or whatever the Tailored Access Operations guys call
    their equivalent piece of software ;) )

  113. flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what if they(terrorists) had half of the battery a battery and the rest explosives?
    Then they have a power source explosive and trigger in one.

  114. Dat TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another reason not to fly - fuck our "connected" world, am I right? Let's keep introducing this Nazi shit wherever possible to cause the maximum level of regression we can until we're basically back to Medieval times.

  115. Can anyone guess when cavity searches will be norm by Trachman · · Score: 1

    I wanted to guess when anal and vaginal searches will become new normal, standard procedure. Sorry for direct and not necessarily tasteful reference here. I am sure that bearded men, sitting in the caves, will spread the new gossip about devices in bod cavities and will watch in disbelief what people in US allow for TSA personnel to do on themselves.

  116. First Class ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason why TSA allowed laptops and the like onboard, is that first class would simply not travel without same.
    The price of first class underpins not only airline profitability, but indeed viability as well as business. Unknown to TSA is a directive for most of us NOT to leave our phones or laptops unattended. Note the words INTO America. It SHOULD be reciprocated, and I bet Chinese and Asian airports will like this!

    Also First class pax are known idiots, known for not charging things, or talking till they die

    I hope EVERY denied first class passenger gets their full ticket refund - till airlines scream blue murder. Just take in a hulking big 486 laptop, and cancel. To screw up American based airline, all ticket holders for US based airline get no exceptions. That might cause a rethink.

  117. I "heart" TSA by messymerry · · Score: 1

    TSA prohibits combing your hair,
    TSA prohibits scratching your butt,
    TSA prohibits arranging your junk,
    TSA prohibits picking your nose,
    TSA prohibits rolling your eyes,
    Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated,,,
    NOW! Stand in line and be a good little prole or we will show your throat the soles of our boots.
    I only fly now when I have no other possible choice!!!

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    1. Re:I "heart" TSA by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1

      TSA prohibits arranging your junk

      I thought they did that for you?

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  118. I Wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I can actually hide in a butt plug.... My cell battery for starters...

  119. Yet another reason.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is yet another of a thousand reasons why any sane person would NEVER contemplate visiting the United Fascist State of America. I last went to the USA back in 1980 and even then it was not really a place I would want to visit again. About the only highlight was hiking down into the Grand Canyon, but other than that... nothing worthwhile. And this was decades before the ever increasing fascism of the place. I have traveled to many countries around the world, including several third world countries, and they are all far more attractive and interesting than the Land of the Free. Unfortunately, many airports are starting to emulate some of the bad habits of the TSA and that really sucks.