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  1. Re:this just makes sense on Scientists Turn Tequila Into Diamonds · · Score: 1

    Some guys have this sexual partners who don't particularly like to participate in oral sex.

    The poor bastards...

  2. Re:Long Italian tradition of standing up for the w on Four Google Officials Facing Charges In Italy For Errant Video · · Score: 2, Funny

    And probably Italy, too.

  3. Re:swapping one injury for another? on Honda Assists With "Next Steps" For Mankind · · Score: 2, Funny

    My god, the bike seat has a space for your gigglestick and funberries. No more scrunchy balls.

    I was once riding my bike and saw a pretty high curb. I thought I could just power up it, but instead my weight shifted forward. Back wheel picked up and I got anally probed by the banana seat. Then the back wheel came down and I knocked my nuggets on the bar.

    I mean, with that seat, well... at least next time my bike rapes me, I might like it.

  4. Re:Hahaha on LHC Forces Bookmaker To Lower Odds On the Existence of God · · Score: 1

    Aw crap guys, Slashdot is getting existential. To arms, men! Ready the super soakers!

  5. Re:Make it measurable on Microsoft Begs Hardware Makers To Take Support Seriously · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it's not measurable, there's nothing to aim for and it'll forever just be a joke.

    Crap, he's onto us guys! Everybody grab as many memes as you can carry and hop down to the bomb shelter!

  6. Re:Words on Supreme Court To Rule On TV Censorship · · Score: 1

    And the Right Hand of God, the frisbee.

    May its plastic, aerodynamic spirit bless us all.

  7. Re:2 Elephants in the Room on Supreme Court To Rule On TV Censorship · · Score: 1

    Anyone who is even nominally literate knows exactly what "abridge" means today

    That's one o' them thingies that lets a truck go over a river without gettin' all wet.

  8. Re:No surprise here... on Linux Supports More Devices Than Any Other OS · · Score: 1

    & l t ; (all together, no spaces) outputs <

    & g t ; outputs >

    These are HTML Entities. They're explained here. The most commonly used one is & n b s p ; (Non-breaking space).

    http://www.w3schools.com/HTML/html_entities.asp

    Slashcode slaps you around a lot and makes sure you do things like close your

    tags.

  9. Re:As an european... on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    I cried....

    I'm sure there were more than a few people crying, especially in the Republican party...

  10. Re:Reputation on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Great! Recall the troops from Afghanistan guys! The Yanks can handle it by themselves.

    If we got out of Iraq, we sure as hell could handle Afghanistan ourselves. Let's focus more resources on the country that actually likes having us there, yes?

  11. Re:C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    I actually laughed out loud. High-pitched, "I'm a one shot character on Hee Haw" laugh that had people looking at me weird. It owned.

  12. Re:Drunk wisdom on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gold Five: Stay off topic.

    Gold Leader: It's too close!

    Gold Five: Stay off topic!

    Gold Leader: Loosen up!

    Gold Five: Gold Five to Red Leader, lost House, lost Senate.

  13. Re:I'll Tell You What It Means on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Offhand, Project Blue Book?

  14. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 3, Funny

    More importantly, a vote for McCain was a vote for Rove and friends. Rewarding them with another four years would have been interesting in a Chinese curse kind of way.

    Oh son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit. Now we're even outsourcing our curses?!

  15. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    I'm a divider, you insensitive clod!

  16. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 5, Interesting

    BBC?

    (This is where someone says they don't like the BBC because they have a British slant.)

  17. Re:that's part of the point of this relicensing on GFDL 1.3 Is Out, Allows Migration To CC · · Score: 1

    Mike Godwin, huh? I guess he usually gets the last word in on a conversation.

  18. Re:weird on Privacy Concerns Over Google On the Rise In Germany · · Score: 1

    And they handled the outlawing of hack tools how? Enlighten me, please.

  19. Re:The real question... on 1/3 of Amphibians Dying Out · · Score: 1

    But can't the fuel be reused over and over again until it's basically harmless?

    It's only unclean if you stupidly only use it the one time as far as I understand the possibilities for usage of nuclear.

  20. Re:lmao on The Gym Arcade · · Score: 1

    That's good, but I was taught that the three facets of physical fitness were strength, flexibility, and endurance. The Wii might help you wiht Endurance (and maybe Strength, but I couldn't fathom how), but flexibility is sorely lacking.

  21. Re:Congratulations on OpenBSD 4.4 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Truly, this is the year of BSD on the desktop.

  22. Re:Well "Works With Linux" is a feature to me on Asus To Phase Out Sub-10" Eee PCs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd call it "mission accomplished."

    So would the office furniture store that keeps selling replacement chairs to Microsoft.

  23. Re:eh on Windows 7 To Be 256-Core Aware · · Score: 1

    Speaking of, if we're having support for 256 cores (which I don't feasibly see a desktop reaching for at least 20 years), how much RAM is there going to be support for?

    I sure hope it's more than something like 32 gigs. If you can support an insanely high number, do it.

    Then again, maybe having a lower number (like 16 gigs) would just be planned obsolescence on their part.

    As an aside, is there any way to increase the 4GB RAM limit in XP Pro without upgrading to 64 bit edition?

  24. Re:Hmm on Windows 7 To Be 256-Core Aware · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How big is the install for the server stuff anyway? Honestly these days you can get a terabyte for something like USD$150. I'd be surprised that anyone would actually give a damn about a few extra gigs here and there being used by their OS.

    Besides, wouldn't most of those features be compressed on the HD anyway unless they are installed? (As I understand it, "uninstalled" some Windows portions merely compresses the unwanted files on your hard drive to conserve space, but they're still there to reinstall.)

  25. Re:Ok, but only because you asked. on MBR Trojan Approaching the 3-Year Mark · · Score: 1

    Dual boot is for people with commitment issues.

    Commitment issues? Excuse me?

    Please point me towards the OS that does everything excellently without compromise.

    It doesn't exist, which is why a lot of people Dual Boot. If it weren't for the fact that I were such a hardcore gamer I'd probably be using Ubuntu over XP. And please, save yourselves the trouble of bringing up WINE, because someone will inevitably retort that WINE isn't perfect and many games run poorly, at lower FPS, and possibly with a myriad of other problems.

    I love the idea behind Linux, but it won't be accepted by a large majority of people until it can do some of the most common tasks (Photoshop, more than a few PCs games, run legacy or odd software) without having to run an emulator that won't work perfectly.