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  1. Re:I've always thought on Researchers Develop New Way To Steal Passwords Using Google Glass · · Score: 2

    If you let muppets choose, then that's where it usually falls apart.

  2. Re:This is why genital recognition is needed. on Researchers Develop New Way To Steal Passwords Using Google Glass · · Score: 1

    This is a most excellent idea. However, a method may be developed to circumcise this process by implementing "bulge recognition" software.

  3. Re:What do the humans actually do on a ship? on Rolls Royce Developing Drone Cargo Ships · · Score: 1

    Or a submarine. A nuclear submarine.

  4. Re:What can be done? on How Mobile Apps Are Reinventing the Worst of the Software Industry · · Score: 1

    You've never experienced the meaty crack of a snooker ball in a sock?

  5. Underwater version? on Sound System Simulates the Roar of a Rocket Launch · · Score: 1

    Can this be installed in a nuclear submarine and transported to the Marianas Trench?

  6. Re:This is new? on Why Birds Fly In a V Formation · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but it's no fun trying to stuff a chicken into a wind tunnel that's two sizes too small.

  7. Re:Preventative Maintenance on A Short History of Computers In the Movies · · Score: 1

    You lucky, lucky bastards!

  8. It should be in the form of an undead Jeff Hanneman, brutalizing a guitar.

  9. Re:Count me in on Piracy Offers Heavy Metal a New Business Model · · Score: 1

    Probably Alice Cooper.

  10. Re:You Are Not Special on Piracy Offers Heavy Metal a New Business Model · · Score: 1

    I got a Slayer one for 1000JPY from Tower Records in Akihabara once. Once.

    Buying music here's like getting punched in the balls.

  11. Re:Now imagine... on Samsung Launches 3200x1800 Pixel ATIV Book 9 Plus Laptop · · Score: 1

    Old School.

  12. Re:how long will this behavior be tolerated... on Australian Intelligence HQ Blueprints Hacked · · Score: 1

    This is just normal spy stuff. The real problem is that the people being spied upon are obviously incompetent with regards to their anti-spying countermeasures.

    Seriously, who puts their top secret stuff on the Internet anyway?

    Of course, how do we know that they got the real plans? They may be saying this to make us *think* that they got the real plans, when in fact the real plans are elsewhere, or something. Anyway, the ability to hack people's servers is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

  13. Re:good Ole Days on Ethernet Turns 40 · · Score: 1

    Smoke signals?! You kids and your communicating-instantly-over-long-distances, in my day we carved our messages into stone tablets, and some poor bastard had to physically carry them (sometimes with the help of a surly camel) to their destination. A shattered tablet, I mean dropped packet, meant that the stonewright had to start chiseling all over again!

  14. Re:Open Letter to Marissa on Ask Slashdot: Can Yahoo Actually Stage a Comeback? · · Score: 1

    Old Skool. It's all about GOLDEN BOMBER! now.

  15. Dichotomy on Paul's Call To Abolish the TSA, One Year Later · · Score: 2

    It always amuses me when traveling to the US on business to see the difference between what they display on the nice "welcome" videos in the immigration processing queue, and what the attitude of the uniformed officers are actually like. It's like on the one hand, the marketing people would very much like people to visit the US and spend money, but on the other hand the people that you first meet resent your presence.

  16. Re:Jar Jar Binks "Webisodes" on Disney Announces "One Star Wars Movie Per Year" Plan · · Score: 1

    It would appear that the stars are almost right...

  17. Re:Microsoft really shot themselves in the foot he on Windows 8.1 May Restore Boot-To-Desktop, Start Button · · Score: 1

    Is it not a case of simply repartitioning and re-installing on the now blank disk anymore?

  18. Re:Really? on Linux Fatware: Distros That Need To Slim Down · · Score: 1

    Heh. After some manly wrestling with the exact VM problem described, I eventually found those nice, small Debian server OSes. But then my company said, no, no you simply *must* use our approved version of Red Hat (tuned for a desktop, with all that stupid GUI stuff and desktop backgrounds). Now my VMs are all outrageously outsized again.

    All I want is something that has enough to get the system into a usable console-only state, and devtools so I can install or compile the app-specific bits and pieces. Screen would be nice too, this stupid RH thing didn't even have that.

  19. Re:He's right. on Steve Jobs' First Boss: 'Very Few Companies Would Hire Steve, Even Today' · · Score: 1

    Dead men tell no tales.

  20. Re:Aw man on Canonical and China Announce Ubuntu Collaboration · · Score: 1

    Wrong country dude ;-)

  21. Re:Aging hackers on 'Old School' Hackers Attack European Governments Using 'MiniDuke' Malware · · Score: 1

    Bu884 H073P

  22. Re:Polygraph and interrogation on French Police Unsure Which Twin To Charge In Sexual Assaults · · Score: 1

    That's easy. Make them do it to each other. The guilty one will soon confess.

  23. Space Marines! on World's First Linux Powered Rifle Announced · · Score: 1

    Does it work on heretics and xenos scum?

  24. Re:RFID = The Mark of Beast? on Student Refusing RFID Badge Now Fights Expulsion Order · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but in what language?

  25. Re:Article brings random wonder... on Artificial Muscles Pack a Mean Punch · · Score: 2

    Astartes Power Armour!