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  1. Re:This is the future that Republicans... on Kim Jong-Un Bans All Weddings, Funerals And Freedom Of Movement In North Korea (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    There needs to be another fallacy added to the list of fallacies that everybody repeats like vomit. Like.. I don't know, the "Rebuttal using tired trope fallacy fallacy" . It makes no fucking sense, but we might have a chance of seeing some original thought on display. Or would people just end up re-gurgitating "ah, I see you used the rebuttal using tired trope fallacy fallacy fallacy to support your rebuttal" ad infinitum. Ah fuck you slashdot, see you never again you smug fucking fuckfaces.

  2. Sounds like a load of pretentious fucks to me. There's only two grades of audio quality worth talking about: recorded or live . No one give a flying fuck about your hi-fi other than yourself.

  3. Re:That's a funny new definition of "entitlement" on After Netflix Crackdown On Border-Hopping, Canadians Ready To Return To Piracy (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 1

    So what are you saying then... are you saying that watching Dumb and Dumber on my own terms because I don't like the way it is being made available to me isn't really that much of a crime in the grand scheme of things? Are you saying that we should stop making such a fuss about it and try to deal with actual issues of social injustice instead of worrying about the lot of a few rich people that play pretend in front of cameras to make a living?

  4. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! on Inside 'Emojigeddon': The Fight Over The Future Of The Unicode Consortium (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 1

    Uhh... it got them religion?

    Of course, now we are killing each other over which particular 'interpretation' of religion is the right one.

    So.... there's that.

  5. Re:The problem is not copyrights on Swedish ISP Vows to Protect Users From a Piracy Witch Hunt (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You say 'entitlement crowd' as if it were some sort of heinous crime to expect the internet to work the way it was designed to. It is the ultimate information distribution platform, you can write something today and have billions of people reading it tomorrow if it is worth reading. But before the internet blew everything out of the water, you had the public library - an institution specifically created to enable anyone to be able to access written material and more for no cost, i.e. giving people entitlement to literature, music and film. For some reason, society thought that was a noble goal, to facilitate universal access to knowledge! Funny thought, right?

    But no, we would rather hamstring the biggest revolution humanity has come up with since the wheel, for the sake of keeping the bastard parasite publishing industries in business, businesses that only exist because of the difficulty involved making actual physical media gave them a choke point to sit on and dictate who gets to be famous. Anyone who dissents should be publicly flogged as an example to the rest of the paying punters. After all, Tom Cruise's pay check has to come from _somewhere_, right?...... Right?

    I'm not in the least bit concerned. The next generation will take care of it, ask them if they give a fuck about what happens to people who can't get a record deal or a book deal - ask them in the comments section of their blogs that have hundreds and thousands of subscribers. If piracy means the collapse of Hollywood and the cult of celebrity... then fuck me, we need more piracy. We need it now.

  6. WTF does that retort even mean? I wager the vast majority of people all realised the same thing, but you aren't just going to try and break into the industry when there is a massive incumbent power and you already have a job that pays just fine. Everyone expected the industry to have, I don't know, an inch of common sense, and take care of itself. When it turned out they didn't, everyone was happy to let Napster eat their breakfast, so who was going to give a shit about trying to make money off it then? Besides any of that, who the fuck should be making the money in the first place, the musicians themselves maybe? Smartass.

  7. Re:The actual name is now irrelevent on Online Voters Name British Vessel 'Boaty McBoatface' (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Thankyou for adding your voice to what the man said. It was very supportive.

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  9. Re:No, no. Let's not go there. Please. on Why Atheists Need Captain Kirk · · Score: 2

    Ahh total bullshit. I am as atheist as they come and I don't feel the need to join an 'atheist club' or bore people to death with my atheistness. That would just be carrying on the worst habits of religious nutters in my opinion. Incidentally, I reckon most religious people would shit themselves if they realised just how many people were atheist beyond those who insist on turning atheism into a quasi religion.

  10. Re:Trolling on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Best Games To Have In Your Collection? · · Score: 1

    I don't get it, you didn't really finish your example? It sort of just trailed off at the end there...

  11. Re:This is very Subjective. on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Best Games To Have In Your Collection? · · Score: 1

    I find it completely the opposite way. The games I used to play were so great that I played them until I broke them, until they were what I saw when I closed my eyes, and I can still go back to them today and genuinely enjoy them, even though I have tired myself out on them. The problem I have is I find it hard to find anything that measures up to those experiences and memories. 300 people can work on a game for 3 years and yet I can play it for 3 minutes and think "For fucks sake, this is just boring".

  12. Re:various card games on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Best Games To Have In Your Collection? · · Score: 1

    Fuck me, I don't know what game you are talking about but that is just a good rule I am going to attempt to apply it to real life!

    Could this be the answer to all of lifes problems?

  13. Re:Wow on Add a TV Tuner To Your Xbox (In Europe) · · Score: 1

    TV is shit anyway.

  14. Re:Free as in Google Search is Free? on Duolingo is a Free, Crowdsourced Language Learning App (Video) · · Score: 1

    Wahhh wahh wahh I want it free and no strings attached and delivered to my door and everything to be done for me me me me me!

    Of course it is free, there is no money changing hands, that is what 'free' means in this context. Free at the point of delivery. But there is a classical barter going on here. They do something for you, you in return do something for them. They aren't fucking touching you in special places, they are just encouraging you to translate some poxy sentences from one language to the other. You in return get to use your obviously immensely undervalued brain power to learn something useful. Try to whinge about it when they actually are trying to put one over on you, it makes you look like less of a twat.

  15. Re:Wife on Duolingo is a Free, Crowdsourced Language Learning App (Video) · · Score: 1

    Well if you'll excuse me being blunt, but that is pretty bloody obvious to the extent that you don't even really need it explained to you. Languages that are in close contact with each other share some words, what a fucking surprise. Surprise is from French by the way, and fucking is from Dutch.

  16. Re:Avast! on UK ISPs To Send Non-Threatening Letters To Pirates · · Score: 1

    Oh fuck off. Movie piracy is in no way comparable to physical rape. Cunt. You are one sick fucker to be able to conjure up such a story in such detail, anyway.

  17. Re:Fascists on UK Government Wants "Unsavory" Web Content To Be Removed · · Score: 2

    Spineless cunt, if you're going to be a cunt, be a cunt with your own name.At least be a principled cunt. Cunt.

  18. I have a better idea on Free (Gratis) Version of Windows Could Be a Reality Soon · · Score: 2

    I'm still waiting for the version where they fucking well pay me to use it. Do you have any idea what it is like to be rudely awakened from the earnestly and lovingly designed Acorn RISC OS?

  19. I heartily concur with your assessment. on Free (Gratis) Version of Windows Could Be a Reality Soon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Javascript "Apps" are the reason I just had to replace my perfectly serviceable 10 year old Athlon XP machine before it physically broke down from exhaustion. Every machine I have had before I have had the pleasure of using until it caught fire from overuse. The smell of burning capacitors is still fresh in my nostrils after all these years. Fuck Apps. Fuck them in the anus with a cactus. And for that matter, fuck my spell checker for insisting that it should be written as "JavaScript".

  20. Re:Still ugly on Electric Bikes Get More Elegant Every Year (Video) · · Score: 1

    Most people use meat technology suspension. You see a bump, you suspend your self with your arms and your legs. Springs are just dead weight and spongy pedalling.

  21. Re:Sour grapes on YouTube Ordered To Remove "Illegal" Copyright Blocking Notices · · Score: 2

    It says "Der typ der bei der GEMA die titel eintippt, ist ein ganz bloeder penner", which is perfectly fair if you ask me.

  22. Re:Bullshit on YouTube Ordered To Remove "Illegal" Copyright Blocking Notices · · Score: 1

    And with out these collections, how else would instantly recognisable and immensely popular German music be taking the world by storm like it isn't actually doing?

  23. Re:BBC pushed for tortue after 9/11 on N. Korea Could Face Prosecution For 'Crimes Against Humanity' · · Score: 1

    You're a total dork. Most of the world population WANTS Korea to re-unifiy. They want Korea to re-unify, shut the fuck up with the tit-for tat squabbling over 60 year old bullshit and actually have some sort of healthy stable relationship with the rest of the world, without seeming like it might explode at any instant. Do you know what an unstable neighbour is? A fucking liability, that is what. Look at Germany. We basically leveled the country, then the Russians decided they wanted to cut it in half. Did it actually solve any problem? NO, and I am delighted that the dickbag politicians involved got bored of that charade and let the country re-constitute itself.

  24. Re:Why now? on N. Korea Could Face Prosecution For 'Crimes Against Humanity' · · Score: 1

    Meh. The prison population in the US is indeed ridiculous, and you do need to really have a long hard think about what merits prison time, but calling prison labour slave labour is bullshit. Prison labour is punishment for a crime. Don't want to be punished? Try not to do a crime! What should the prisoners be doing, watching TV and eating pizza?

  25. Re:"European socialist capitalism" on Star Trek Economics · · Score: 1

    Although if that is your scale, even the UK has free essential health care, paid by taxes, without anyone thinking of us as lousy pink commies.