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  1. Re:In related news on World Population Expected To Hit 7 Billion In Late October · · Score: 1

    There is a solution:

    Eat whatever is not human, and grows fast.

    Instead of sardines, eat shad. Instead of chicken, eat rabbit.

    Instead of Twinkies, eat dandelion.

  2. Re:Parent is correct. on Ask Slashdot: Best Second Major For a Mechanical Engineer? · · Score: 1

    Halt!

    Peeks?

    Piques.

    Carry on.

  3. Re:Obviously on Kernel.org Attackers Didn't Know What They Had · · Score: 2

    If a Windows server is hacked, hackers had luck.

    They were lucky it wasn't Linux.

  4. Re:Cost of a textbook? on Details About Raspberry Pi Foundation's $25 PC · · Score: 1

    Does it weigh as much as a duck?

  5. Re:The Black Death isn't coming back on Scientists Sequence Black Death Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Enhance... enhance... enhance... enhance...

  6. Re:Endurance Athletes, etc on Adrenaline May Damage DNA · · Score: 1

    That's why hardly anybody chews tobacco anymore.

    Maybe where you live.

  7. Re:Endurance Athletes, etc on Adrenaline May Damage DNA · · Score: 1

    Smoking cigarettes is a big part of early aging.

    Switch to spitless tobacco pouches

    Or maybe have a good cigar now and then.

  8. Re:Exercise, order, natural selection on Adrenaline May Damage DNA · · Score: 1

    I was going to post the same thing.

    Somebody please mod the parent up.

    Keep an active body and an active mind and you'll be getting carded for tobacco into your 40's.

  9. Re:this dead horse AGAIN! on Michael Mann Vindicated (Again) Over Climategate · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with GW. It is happening.

    I doubt AGW. It _may_ be happening...

  10. Re:Verified celebrities on Google Launches Identity Verification Badge Scheme · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, very little else about modern media personalities is real either.

    Especially the boobies.

  11. Re:Can't blame them on Bookstores May Boycott New Amazon-Published Books · · Score: 1

    Amazon used books is made of win.

    Sometimes you can find a good paperback fiction book for 1 penny with 3.99 media mail shipping.

    $4.00 US for a book to be shipped to the house.

    How awesome is that?

    Borders can bite my shiny metal ass.

  12. Re:Was he really criticizing religion per se? on Teacher Cannot Be Sued For Denying Creationism · · Score: 1

    Wow.

    Rage much?

  13. Re:Affirmative Action on American Grant Writing: Race Matters · · Score: 1

    So what you are saying is that blacks should totally name their kids Lamarte and Shaniqua?

  14. Re:Affirmative Action on American Grant Writing: Race Matters · · Score: 1

    Yep.

    And all them danged homos, too.

    Now it is time to watch American Idol and FOX News.

    Or is it Springer and B.E.T.?

    I forget.

  15. Re:Was he really criticizing religion per se? on Teacher Cannot Be Sued For Denying Creationism · · Score: 1

    a: "What makes the Bible true?"

    b: "The Bible is the word of God."

    a: "How do you know the Bible is the word of God?"

    b: "Because it is in the Bible."

    a: "What makes the Bible true?"

    b: "Because the Bible is the word of God."

    a: "How do you know the Bible is the word of God?"

    b: "Because it is in the Bible."

    a: "What makes the Bible true?"

    b: "Because the Bible is the word of God."

    a: "How do you know the Bible is the word of God?"

    b: "Because it is in the Bible."

    *** Warning: Infinite loop detected. Discussion halted. ***

    You just can't talk to churchy people. Their devil's name is Logic.

  16. Re:Why have any racial indicators? on American Grant Writing: Race Matters · · Score: 1

    Since when are stereotypes logical?

  17. Re:Affirmative Action on American Grant Writing: Race Matters · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was born into a shitty situation, and I am a caucasian male.

    Where is my ticket to Harvard?

  18. Re:Why have any racial indicators? on American Grant Writing: Race Matters · · Score: 1, Informative

    Even if ethnicity is removed, name can indicate ethnicity.

    Example: David Johnson
                                  Jerome Abdullah
                                  Kim Wilfong

    David? Probably white.
    Jerome? Probably black.
    Kim? Possibly Asian.

  19. Re:Man, oh, man... on UK Men Get 4 Years For Trying to Incite Riots Via Facebook · · Score: 1

    Amended:

    I want to pick a business with a sleazy-looking website at random and start spamming links to their website everywhere.

    Then when all you whiners complain, that company will get a bad rep.

    Move lulz for great justice.

    Glenn Beck will be SOOOO proud!

  20. Re:Man, oh, man... on UK Men Get 4 Years For Trying to Incite Riots Via Facebook · · Score: 1

    I want to pick a business at random and start spamming links to their website everywhere.

    Then when all you whiners complain, that company will get a bad rep.

    Move lulz for great justice.

  21. Re:What nonsense. on Super Scrabble Players Have Unusual Brains · · Score: 1

    My wife is almost OCD about spelling. Sometime it seems instinctive.

    She missed her calling, should have been a proofreader.

  22. Re:PITA on Collar-Bomber Tracked By Gmail Accesses · · Score: 1

    With the Jason Bourne thing... was I the only one sitting there the whole time thinking "c'mon man, put on some gloves, or a hat, or maybe a different color jacket"?

  23. Re:Wouldn't it be cool if... on Paypal Founder Helping Build Artificial Island Nations · · Score: 1

    Billionaires don't find cures, they find treatments.

    Cure = lost a customer.

    Treatment = cashflow.

  24. Re:it's true you boys on The Death of Booting Up · · Score: 1

    Good point.

  25. Re:STOP on Mozilla Firefox 6 Released Ahead of Schedule · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everybody who still uses 3.6, raise your hand.

    *raises hand*