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  1. Re:Sounds more like on How To Hire a Hacker · · Score: 1

    I thought of somthing intellegent to say but a shiny object caught my eye....ooooohhh yay fun.

  2. Re:Easy Solution on Company Laptop, My Data — Can They Co-exist? · · Score: 1

    Ohhh TrueKey, I love you, you got me obstruction when they watned evidence.

  3. Re:Oh, yeah! Another "Eastern Europe" story... on Banks Urge Businesses To Lock Down Online Banking · · Score: 1

    Not to forget a history of Corruption, Greed, Blood shed and regligous indignation. Oh wait you mean Russia!, sorry I get my superpowers confused.

  4. Re:...and how would you do that? on Banks Urge Businesses To Lock Down Online Banking · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_worm It's been exploited enough already :D

  5. Re:In related news... on Banks Urge Businesses To Lock Down Online Banking · · Score: 1

    Dude do I have a font wheel for you, it's got wingdings!

  6. Re:Expectation of anonymity? on Model Drops Lawsuit After Outing Anonymous Blogger · · Score: 1

    AC and Jhon Doe once ganbanged Jane Doe, the corners report cited elation as her method of demise.

  7. yar on Pirate Bay Buyer Chairman Resigns · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thar be a conflict of intrest thar!

  8. Re:Need yes, Succes? on Why the UK Needs the Pirate Party · · Score: 1

    Even with the FPP System; here in canada our issue is a concervative minority government can't get the negative agenda it wants to jam down the rest of canada's throat due to the fact that only 51% of the population voted of that only 26% of the population voted for them. (this means we have in effect a WASP minority telling everyone else what they want).

    Here we just call ourselfs libretarians, and we are the smallest giant on the block.

  9. Re:And Bing...? on Microsoft vs. Google — Mutually Assured Destruction · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bing still sucks, all be it less than the last microsoft search what was it "Life? Live? Electrical?" I forget I guess I'll have to google it.

  10. Re:Dear Mr Cringley on Microsoft vs. Google — Mutually Assured Destruction · · Score: 1

    I had his GF and so did that guy over there, she gave me a rash.

  11. Re:not good? on Microsoft vs. Google — Mutually Assured Destruction · · Score: 2, Funny

    PHB - So what's the per seat liscening on google's OS?

    Techie - Um $0 - no really.
    PHB - What about Microsoft? Techie - Um $250 if you include office, then another $35 for excahnge and active directory, plus $1500 for the terminal sessions / citrix / application virtualization.
    PHB - So your telling me we can save all that by switching and forcing our users to use this new thing from google?
    Techie - Yes.
    PHB - So why are we spending this money again? you say they'll complain if change?
    Techie - Yes they will for a while but after they are done bitching and moaning we can take the savings and spend them on people that don't bitch and moan.
    PHB - So you said you wanted to be the new CTO....

  12. Re:not good? on Microsoft vs. Google — Mutually Assured Destruction · · Score: 1

    It runs this linux thing i keep hearing about, and I swear that my buddy once showed me how apple ran something similar.....named after some guy that like orchids?

  13. Re:I'll repeat what I've said before: Use sentence on Strong Passwords Not As Good As You Think · · Score: 1

    I've taken to drawing on my keyboard, seeing as I am a touch typist geometric shapes work really well, also the ASCII output from XINE turns my movie collection into wonderful passwords in ASCII and great seeds for keys.

  14. Re:Surely not? on Goldman Sachs Trading Source Code In the Wild? · · Score: 1

    Internaiontal fraud market - don't you mean Archipelago or Brut?

  15. Re:Linux stock exchange systems sucks equaly bad on London Stock Exchange To Abandon Windows · · Score: 1

    Do they publish their reliability stats?

  16. Re:Thanks. on London Stock Exchange To Abandon Windows · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the PHB that bought our Exchange box!

  17. Re:Privacy? Huh? on US Couple Gets Prison Time For Internet Obscenity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nixion is no example to live by, the man probably had some form of undiagnosed paranoid schitzophrenia "But the voices told me to bug his home without a warrant really they did!"...

    The issue with "Consentual vs. Non-consensual" is this; Because the drugs are illegal your friend would have come forward and charged said person and people with rape however since she faced jail time her right to justice was revoked under the American war on drugs. Now if the drugs were legal, she could have charged them with rape and conspiricy but that's her business not yours, she choose to hang her head in shame.
    I've been held at knife point because somone I knew thought it might be a good idea to deal, because it was home invasion and this is Canada they went to jail / juvie. But you see my point?

  18. Re:Privacy? Huh? on US Couple Gets Prison Time For Internet Obscenity · · Score: 1

    California is now the new protestant ministry! Any ankles showing will be beaten to death by an angry mob of Christians. I expect wichburnings will come shortly.

  19. Re:This is what is being done now... on Secrets of Schizophrenia and Depression "Unlocked" · · Score: 1

    ECT is idoitic moronic and just plain stupid. It's like stating that frying an egg will help it grow into a chick. ECT is good if you are a violent sociopath, then again so is a frontal labodamy. ECT should be illegal in all countries. Your neural tissue was never designed to deal with that kind of shock.

  20. Re:Nice to see the worst elements of /. are here on Secrets of Schizophrenia and Depression "Unlocked" · · Score: 1

    what you hear voices, I see people! They keep asking me to do things for them....

  21. Re:Need to slow down when reading the article titl on Secrets of Schizophrenia and Depression "Unlocked" · · Score: 1

    Yes and no.

    Bi-polar is episodic (as are most forms Schizophrenia) actually bi-polar is often an off shoot of Schitzo-effective disorder; the only major similarities being the "Rages", "Delusions" and "Hallucinations". Most Psyciatrists use the same Lithium / anti-psychotic / SSRI / NSSRI / MAOI blend to try and treat them but "Bi-polar" is often given to the less severe of the bunch. DSM-IV characteristics have diffrent "Features" where bi-polar is prone to "Impulse"

    MAD (Major Depression) has all the same features of the Lows of Bi-polar but lacks the episodic nature and often features oversleep, neruoepinephrine, dopamine and serotonin insensitivity or underproduction (which could be hereditary in nature or caused by chemical damage to the limbic system i.e; heavy metal poisoning ), the major issues surrounding good diagnosis lie in the fact that to be 100% accurate we have to by-opsy the tissue, in most cases this requires a labodomy.

  22. Re:I used to be schizophrenic on Secrets of Schizophrenia and Depression "Unlocked" · · Score: 1

    If you talk to god it's called "Prayer"....

    If god talks to you it's called "Schizophrenia"...

    If you make sense when "God" Talks to you, the establishment quickly martyrs you in fear of losing their place...
    It's no wonder I'm always depressed....

  23. Re:Government setting up TOR nodes? on The Technology Keeping Information Flowing in Iran · · Score: 1

    If you know how to sniff packets chances are you are in the security industry; if you are any good chances are you maintain clearance from a Nato body in addition to the rest of your work, if you have clearance you don't deal with Iran, because doing so would cut your clients off from you by you losing your clearence for dealing with an organization that "chooses" the next election winner.

    As for the infrastructure; why do you think there was a major cable interruption in the middle east last year, this only two years after the Americans finish a new class of sub that can splice optics?

    I'm not saying they don't know how, what I am saying is those that do probably wouldn't want to due to the fact that they support free thought, and free elections.

  24. Re:Government setting up TOR nodes? on The Technology Keeping Information Flowing in Iran · · Score: 1

    They have trouble hosting honest elections and you think they can hire that many IT consultants? Whom would be sympathetic to setting up Tor and doing Packet Inspection? (Most of the security guys I know like their clearance).

  25. Re:Support Them on The Technology Keeping Information Flowing in Iran · · Score: 1

    I keep on getting portscans from Iran, perhaps they are about to attack!?