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How To Hire a Hacker

itwbennett writes "If you want to hire a hacker, you need to take a more psychology-based approach to the entire interview process to determine whether he or she has changed their ways enough to be a trustworthy employee, says Mich Kabay in a recent Network World blog post. But this approach is also 'germane for highly skilled staffers, even those that don't come with arrest records or who have done something questionable in their pasts,' says David Strom. For example, in your next interview, ask a question that will suss out how much of a sense of entitlement a candidate has — or how much you or your company has. 'One time when I interviewed with Microsoft in Redmond I couldn't get over this sense of corporate entitlement — it was one of the biggest turn-offs that I had during my interviewing day there,' says Strom. 'I got the feeling that I wasn't going to fit in, no matter how smart I thought (or they thought) I was.'"

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  1. If you can't beat 'em... by judolphin · · Score: 1

    ...join 'em!

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    1. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by Mishotaki · · Score: 1

      so... the people who are trying to hire hackers should... become hackers?

    2. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... arrange to have them beaten.

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    3. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by siloko · · Score: 1, Informative

      Two things - first a hacker is simply a skilled computer technologist and it is only the media that has twisted the term to mean something like 'evil child killer whose probably a communist'. Second er I think I covered my second point already, i.e. from TFS: 'But this approach is also 'germane for highly skilled staffers', as though hackers aren't skilled!

    4. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by westlake · · Score: 1
      a hacker is simply a skilled computer technologist and it is only the media that has twisted the term to mean something like 'evil child killer whose probably a communist'.

      Once such a usage becomes common there is no hope of reclaiming it.

    5. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by siloko · · Score: 1

      Once such a usage becomes common there is no hope of reclaiming it.

      I know, I know, but at least here! The last bastion of common sense! We should fight this tide of uninformed claptrap! Now . . . back to googling my coding issues!

    6. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by Tarsir · · Score: 1, Informative

      You have it backwards. The vast majority of people read hacker as 'one who uses a computer to gain unauthorized access to data'. It is you, and others like you, who have been trying to twist the term to mean 'skilled computer technologist'. Please see here for different meanings of hack. You'll notice that your sense of the word is in the list, and it is certainly your right to use hacker to mean skilled computer technologist. But to claim that your definition is correct while everyone else is wrong is preposterous. Words take on meanings when people use and understand them to have that meaning, not when some obscure group shrilly insists it should have a certain meaning and no other.

    7. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by siloko · · Score: 3, Informative
      OK well perhaps it would have been better if you linked to a more appropriate wikipedia article. You had two choices, the first lists only three definitions of the term Hacker:
      • Hacker (computer security), someone involved in computer security
      • Hacker (programmer subculture), a programmer subculture originating in the US academia in the 1960s, now primarily notable for its involvement in the free software/open source movement
      • Hacker (hobbyist), an enthusiastic home computer hobbyist

      and the second is even more interesting, including the rather apt statement: "Today, mainstream usage mostly refers to computer criminals, due to the mass media usage of the word since the 1980s", which of course follows a potted history of hacker culture in the 60's!

    8. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "computer technologist "
      WTH does that even mean?

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    9. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by treeves · · Score: 1

      Based on other uses of the term technologist, I'd guess that it means someone with a two-year degree in a computer-related field, but I didn't see the context, so I could be way off.

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    10. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably a communist

      probably a better person than a capitalist then...

    11. Re:If you can't beat 'em... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      # Hacker (computer security), someone involved in computer security

      That's pretty vague -- the actual language used (assumed it hasn't changed in the last day) is "People committed to circumvention of computer security" listing black hats, grey hats, white hats.

      Word meaning changes over time though. If the majority of society decides hacker means computer criminal.. then that is what the word means. Efforts at 'education' make computer geeks just look more out of touch, and the suggested alternative of 'cracker' that many give just sounds stupid.

  2. Sounds more like by wampus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds more like "how to hire a self important misanthrope" to me.

    1. Re:Sounds more like by Jewbird · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you aren't hiring self-important misanthropes, you aren't even trying.

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    2. Re:Sounds more like by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Calling such people "misanthrope" is a bit harsh, I think.

      Someone who is intelligent, competent, and has a difficult time finding acceptance (or even a modicum of comfort-with-others) in new environments could very easily get falsely labeled a misanthrope. If they're capable and know up from down, calling them self-important is a wee bit counter-productive - and I dare say, quite possibly why they'd be viewed as misanthropic.

      A better characteristic descriptor would probably be "socially clueless". I know a lot of guys who come across harsh - myself included. They are usually some of the most open people I've known; they're also very amiable - but havent' a clue how to relate to others unlike themselves.

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    3. Re:Sounds more like by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're just being jealous, to me. ^^

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    4. Re:Sounds more like by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like "how to hire a self important misanthrope" to me.

      Where do I sign? :D

    5. Re:Sounds more like by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I have a friend in the high energy physics field. Four advanced degrees. I had the good fortune to have hired him as a contractor once when I was in a narrow bind, and I know he's bright. A bloody Klieg light amongst candles.

      He's also often distressed by the stupidity of the people he works with. "Mate" I said, "Everybody you work with will be stupider than you. Get used to it."

      I don't know if it helped much, but it's indicative. In a world of so-so thinkers, any bright sparks will have trouble fitting in. And it takes a fairly bright spark to be even a mediocre sysadmin, to be honest.

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    6. Re:Sounds more like by NecroPsyChroNauTron · · Score: 1

      Labeling the use of the term misanthrope as being harsh is a bit harsh, I think. :D

    7. Re:Sounds more like by poopdeville · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Eat a dick dude, that job is mine. /me shoves you out of the way, asshole. ;-)

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    8. Re:Sounds more like by rastilin · · Score: 1

      Well I get called a "misanthrope" as well. It has nothing to do with being socially clueless. I've always felt that there was an understanding, you get summoned to perform a function, you turn up and you do it; then you leave. if you have nothing in common with your co-workers, then there's no real reason for you to bond with them and there's nothing wrong with working in companionable silence.

      Team building exercises are a blight on co-operation. Getting a bunch of people who may have legitimate reason to not get along and forcing them together. The best part of them is complaining about them afterwards.

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    9. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling such people "misanthrope" is a bit harsh, I think.

      ...

      A better characteristic descriptor would probably be "socially clueless". I know a lot of guys who come across harsh - myself included. They are usually some of the most open people I've known; they're also very amiable - but havent' a clue how to relate to others unlike themselves.

      Awww... sounds like someone needs a hug box.

    10. Re:Sounds more like by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      About 90% of people in the world *are* stupid.

      It's not their fault. They have been mis-educated,
      and are easily distracted. They really are clueless
      more than stupid. And they don't care that they
      don't know what is really going on.

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    11. Re:Sounds more like by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      About 90% of people in the world *are* stupid

      You are under arrest for egregious misuse of statistics.

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    12. Re:Sounds more like by Glonoinha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually that's because most 'team building exercises' suck.

      You want to build the most amazing team that ever graced your workplace? Send the three or four of them to Vegas or Miami or someplace that has TROUBLE for them to get into under the pretenses of a training class or a seminar, and only get them one car. That will insure they get in a ton of trouble together. When they get back, they will be tighter than any team you've ever seen, and they will get serious amounts of amazing work done. And the three or four of them will work so well together for the rest of their tenure - they will kick the snot out of any teams built over an afternoon playing blindfolded Monopoly and drinking non-alcoholic beverages or whatever the current fad in weak ass team building exercises is this season.

      Disclaimer - trouble in moderation. I'm talking going to strip clubs and drifting the rental car around corners, not burying a dead hooker in the desert.
      That said - a team that does the latter will be a LOT tighter than the team that does the former. Or so I've heard.

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    13. Re:Sounds more like by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's nice, unless you work in a place that's even mildly diverse, where you have people like Kevin the married Mormon who is into skydiving, Samir the introvert muslim who regularly takes prayer breaks and loves Sunny-D, and Tammi the feminist who enjoys electronic music and builds analog synths in her spare time.

      No, I think your amazing team-building system would work best with extroverted dopey white guys aged 20 - 30 and see nothing wrong with TV. Mooks, basically. It assumes a non-diverse team, so by definition it's a weak way to build teams in general.

    14. Re:Sounds more like by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "Team building exercises are a blight on co-operation."

      Agreed. I always feel like the misanthrope when something like that comes along. The people I work with have never been anywhere, they've never done anything, they don't read anything (assuming they are actually literate), and they have no clue what's happening around them. But, we're all supposed to make nice and say sweet thing about each other, and be "understanding". Phhhht.

      The less I know about most of them, the more I can pretend that I respect them. Management should leave well enough alone.

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    15. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So what your saying is, real team building happens when you drink Sunny-D (tm) while skydiving to music from an analog synth? Training sure is complicated, these days . . .

    16. Re:Sounds more like by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I think it's a bit harsh. But I can say and prove with statistics that 50% of the people are stupider than average. :)

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    17. Re:Sounds more like by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bright people never had it easy. In early times, they could at least go to some king and be hired as his private inventor or artists. Since kings went out of fashion, art is basically being able to poop in a corner and make the shit look like Jesus in the process and inventing became a 9-5 job, things became problematic for people with an IQ above room temperature.

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    18. Re:Sounds more like by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Time to bring on the dead hooker jokes.

          Q: What do you do when a hooker OD's at your house?

          A: Bury her in the back yard.

          Q: What do you do about the dead hooker buried in the back yard?

          A: Nothing. She's quiet, so she's obviously happy. Leave her alone.

          Q: What's the difference between a Corvette and a dead hooker at your house?

          A: Nothing. I don't have a Corvette.

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    19. Re:Sounds more like by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Informative

      Team building does simply not work out. You cannot build a team. It happens or it does not. It's just that simple.

      If you really insist in "building" a team out of people who don't know jack each other, simple way: Grab them all for an afternoon, put them in a pub, sit down with them and get them drunk. Really drunk. Then have them talk. You'll have a team the next morning some of the times. And if not, you at least got a good hangover out of it on corporate pay.

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    20. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe. I'm sure he has a point though in that this has got to work better than MOST team building exercises. Just because it requires allot of commonality already doesn't mean it isn't better than average.

    21. Re:Sounds more like by chip_s_ahoy · · Score: 1

      That is really interesting. What's wrong with TV?

    22. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, thats some tight group you have there. I'm sure they have a blast doing things together!

    23. Re:Sounds more like by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Grab them all for an afternoon, put them in a pub, sit down with them and get them drunk. Really drunk

      That works great, until you try it with somebody like me. I'm Type II and never drink, except on Very Special Occasions, and then only one small drink. I'm also indifferent to sports and like music that was recorded before most slashdotters were born.

      I spent years working for a company that had several barbecues every year to build employe morale. I went, had a nice, early dinner and possibly one beer (I hadn't developed Type II yet, but it was about 30 miles by freeway home.) and then left, about the time the dancing started. Outside of shop talk, I had nothing in common with my co-workers, who were mostly half my age or less, didn't like the music they did and saw no reason to be a wet blanket.

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    24. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      works great until the legal team hears of your machinations and fires your ass back to 1954, approximately the last time your ideas would have been good advice.

    25. Re:Sounds more like by wisty · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could hire a team that likes SCUBA diving, or musical theater, or hiking, or ... anything really.

    26. Re:Sounds more like by Andrew+Cady · · Score: 1

      A better characteristic descriptor would probably be "socially clueless". I know a lot of guys who come across harsh - myself included. They are usually some of the most open people I've known; they're also very amiable - but havent' a clue how to relate to others unlike themselves.

      Most people haven't a clue how to relate to others unlike themselves. It's just that for most people, the unlike are a minority (who are unimportant and can be ignored). For the unusually intelligent, the unlike are a majority (who have all the power). Since the majority has the power to define the problem, the problem has to lie within the psyche of the intelligent minority: it is always the minority which must adjust itself and learn to relate to the majority. There is no reciprocity here.

    27. Re:Sounds more like by Doc+Ri · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only if the distribution is symmmetric.

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    28. Re:Sounds more like by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

      see, I think that if you take the exact example given then you'd be correct: such an exercise might not work. (really really might not work).

      but the premise given is probably fairly accurate:
      real life situations that require a small group to work in concert to solve a problem will likely make them closer than a soft-situation that's been engineered to make them co-operate with results that are generally meaningless.

      example: who are your closest friends? Myself -> I feel more close to the people who've been around through some fairly hairy times (and not just because I usually grow out a beard in those periods). Ya dig?

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    29. Re:Sounds more like by smallfries · · Score: 1

      And you will join him for the poor application of relativistic thought.

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    30. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But of course you aren't part of that 90% right? You are elite! You are better than everyone else. Tell us please - what is *REALLY* going on? Tell us how you would fix everything. I eagerly await the wisdom that seeps from your enlightened orifices...

    31. Re:Sounds more like by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Other activities help. Eating lunch with your team is very helpful. Expressing a polite interest in their weekends, or in their families, and remembering their birthdays is amazingly helpful.

      The occasional Quake tournament on company computers, especially if you can play 'psdoom' on a throwaway environment, can be quite amusing.

    32. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the legal team object to the organizations they work for hiring people smarter than the legal team?

    33. Re:Sounds more like by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      That's one way to do it. There are others but usually that requires a leader. You know, someone that can figure out what motivates people? That person then matches people to projects, unity of purpose and all that crap. Now, beyond getting the right people on the right project, it does have to be a bit organic but it can be managed. So, the reason that "team building exercises" usually suck is that they are easy and formulaic. They are not designed for people who want to lead. They are designed for people who do not want or know how to lead. They are like the fast food version of team building.

    34. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Here's the plan. We should get a Jew and an Arab and a black dude and a KKK dude and they can all work together. And they will be a great team, cause you know, all those ads we see on TV show us that teams are far better at working together when they're all from totally different backgrounds. And we will call it positive discrimination. You know - cause if we make it PC then they will all love each other and hold hands and be a fantastic team.

    35. Re:Sounds more like by youn · · Score: 1

      What isnt wrong with TV? :)

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    36. Re:Sounds more like by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      If you really insist in "building" a team out of people who don't know jack each other, simple way: Grab them all for an afternoon, put them in a pub, sit down with them and get them drunk. Really drunk. Then have them talk. You'll have a team the next morning some of the times. And if not, you at least got a good hangover out of it on corporate pay.

      Ehmm, yah...and about 7 months later half the staff goes on pregnancy leave ;-)

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    37. Re:Sounds more like by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Team building exercises are a blight on co-operation. Getting a bunch of people who may have legitimate reason to not get along and forcing them together. The best part of them is complaining about them afterwards.

      I have never once experienced a decent "team building exercise" except for voluntary bbq, drinks & meal functions where people can choose to attend or not as they see fit, and leave as they see fit. When people are forced to attend team building, especially excruciating management offsites, the only thing that happens is the company wastes a lot of time and money for everyone who attended.

    38. Re:Sounds more like by overbaud · · Score: 1

      He sounds more like an incomplete package. Like a car with the best engine in the world but no drive drain to get the power to the ground. As opposed to one of those 'stupid' people you refer to who are like a car with an average engine coupled with an average drive train, in no way brilliant but infinitely more useful. Is he really a 'bright spark' if he is unable to even pick up on basic social clues and understanding, something even individuals of questionable intelligence usually have mastered by the time they leave their teens? The other side of the coin being that the people that surround him are distressed by his lack of intelligence in the context of understanding and relating to people. Maybe his fifth degree should be in anthropology.

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    39. Re:Sounds more like by rho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except for a few biologically retarded individuals, I've found that most people aren't stupid at all. Instead they're narrowly focussed in their intelligence.

      So Jim Bob may not know Sartre from Sasquatch, but he intimately knows a Chevy big-block engine. Or how to skin and clean a deer with a broken Coke bottle. Or some damn thing. He's intelligent and capable within some narrow parameters, and he's happy when he stays within them.

      It's the pervasive and rigid modern school system that divides people into "smart" and "stupid".

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    40. Re:Sounds more like by wumpus188 · · Score: 1

      Not stupid or clueless. "Intellectual majority", please...

    41. Re:Sounds more like by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      This article focused on the "entitlement issues" side of things. If someone has the attitude "I'm so much smarter than my management, they couldn't possibly understand my needs. Therefore, their rules don't matter and I can do as I please so long as I don't get caught," then there's strong potential for them to become problematic employees. The Terry Childs case seems to have some of that, in that he felt his superior knowledge and skills entitled him to special treatment and access. Quoting the original /. article:

      According to the source, Childs' purview was limited to the city's FiberWAN â" a network he himself built and, believing no one competent enough to touch the network but himself, guarded religiously, sharing details with no one, including routing configuration and log-in information.

      It's that attitude that the article is describing. Randal Schwartz's "hacking" case is a similar story. In the case of Microsoft having a corporate level sense of entitlement, I interpreted that to mean "Microsoft is so much smarter/better than everyone else that they ought to be able to do what they please since they know better what everyone needs."

      That sense of entitlement goes beyond simple contempt for your less-skilled coworkers. I'd argue, though, if you're more skilled/talented than your coworkers, your attitude should be one of "Let's see how I can help them improve, and if those avenues are limited, how they can best apply what skills they do have." If you're interviewing someone who is obviously highly skilled, you should look for that behavioral trait, not the "I'm so great" prima donna or the "I know better than everybody" type.

    42. Re:Sounds more like by shentino · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but the correct term is "median"

      Geek card please!

    43. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are Apple employee, aren't you?

    44. Re:Sounds more like by Mr+Z · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's also the difference between "intelligent" and "informed." There are plenty of otherwise intelligent people that ignorant on topics that they're asked to weigh in on. Ignorance is a bigger problem than lack of intelligence, I'd say. This dovetails nicely into your observation.

      To see the effects of institutionalized ignorance, look at all the wasted intellectual effort of the Dark Ages. You have bright minds of the day debating over how many angels could dance on the head of a pin, as opposed to advancing science and engineering. Imagine if all that effort had gone into developing the steam engine a few hundred years before James Watt got to it.

    45. Re:Sounds more like by yesiree · · Score: 1

      About 90% of people in the world *are* stupid.

      How do you define stupid? In my opinion there are millions of VERY intelligent people out there, exceeding in mathematics, physics, biochemistry and all other sciences... ...but yet seems to doesn't grasp the fact that following the primitive ego instincts such as aggression, fear, violence, hatred and so on... is not very intelligent... The mind is a powerful ally, but a destructive master. Using the heart as the master evens up the balance. But that's only my humble opinion.

    46. Re:Sounds more like by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Is he really a 'bright spark' if he is unable to even pick up on basic social clues and understanding, something even individuals of questionable intelligence usually have mastered by the time they leave their teens?

      Ask Edison.

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    47. Re:Sounds more like by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Informative

      Someone who is intelligent, competent, and has a difficult time finding acceptance (or even a modicum of comfort-with-others) in new environments could very easily get falsely labeled a misanthrope.

      True, but.... far more often, they're just misanthropes *. You only have to look at the vitriol aimed at the "sheeple" that we see posted every day here to see that. It's possible to hate humankind in general while still liking specific people in your personal "circle", in the same way it's possible to be a racist while still having friends of another race.

      If they're capable and know up from down, calling them self-important is a wee bit counter-productive - and I dare say, quite possibly why they'd be viewed as misanthropic.

      It may be that they're viewed as misanthropic because of the scorn and disdain they heap onto others whom they don't view as being as smart as themselves -- which is usually 99.999% of the population.

      Yes, there are a lot of people who are simply "socially clueless" as you've described. But there are also a lot of misanthropes in the IT/IS fields. A rose by any other name, etc...

      *disclaimer: recovering misanthrope

    48. Re:Sounds more like by Minwee · · Score: 1

      If you really insist in "building" a team out of people who don't know jack each other, simple way: Grab them all for an afternoon, put them in a pub, sit down with them and get them drunk.

      "Hi, Mr. Opportunist? This is Barry from HR. Could you come to my office right now to talk about these complaints we've been receiving please? Steve, the recovering alcoholic, John the Mormon and Judy, who is pregnant, all seem to have taken exception to your recent 'team building' initiatives."

    49. Re:Sounds more like by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Hm... I believe todays definition of "trouble" is stealing Mike Tyson's lion.

    50. Re:Sounds more like by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      The general idea is that overcoming real hardships will always result in a "team".
      We had a team that was created, not by engineered team building excessive, but by real life. Late project and grumpy client.

    51. Re:Sounds more like by muridae · · Score: 1

      So which sort of intelligence helps promote science or business, and which helps the individual: narrow or broad?

      It isn't all that modern. At different times over the past 100 years, and back before that, the people considered intelligent have gone back and forth from very broadly trained people who may specialize in a given field and have a sudden insight on how to connect different fields, and narrowly trained individuals who excel in their field alone. Look at the topics that used to be taught in universities over history. And I am not just talking about the top 2%, the men and women whose names are in text books, but the other people working with or under them putting theory into action.

      I would argue that in modern business, which fits with TFA, that being knowledgeable in one field is not enough. I am not going to knock Jim Bob over his knowing how to skin a deer with what ever is on hand. He will out-live me should society or all of civilization suffer a catastrophe. Even if hunting is the only thing he knows that well he will make a great hunting guide and will keep his family feed, but probably wouldn't be the one running that hunting tours company. Would you, as an uninformed party looking to break into this emergent tour industry, want Jim Bob, or his cousin Jake who may need a knife but also knows the basics of business and enough book keeping to budget himself? You don't have much capital, and can only hire one right away.

    52. Re:Sounds more like by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      You mean because they haven't learned about the 4-sided TimeCube yet?

      Seriously, you sound like that guy. Stop being an asshole, and write paragraphs like normal people.

    53. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know how stupid the average person is? Half the people in the world are even stupider than that.

    54. Re:Sounds more like by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Try being dumb. It sucks worse.

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    55. Re:Sounds more like by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      His fourth degree was in psychology.

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    56. Re:Sounds more like by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I think you need both types. You need the narrow focused people to ferret out new maths or new physics equations or what have you. You need the broad focused people to figure out how to take advantage of the new facts in a completely unlreated field (usually in a practical manner). Both are lauded in our history books as you can find plenty of examples of each. Franklin, Edison, Einstein, Galileo, Newton, Tesla, etc. -- it should be easy to figure out which brilliant mind is associated with broad or narrow focus.

      Jim Bob's knowledge of deer skinning may give an astute observer insight into how that skin connects to the underlying tissue which might be the key to solving a problem with skin cancer in humans. But the scientist searching for the cancer cure would never have figured it out without Jim Bob being a deer skinning expert.

    57. Re:Sounds more like by Dodder · · Score: 1

      Anthropology would be FAR more useful to someone with poor social skills than Psychology. Psychology attempts to explain why you behave the way you do. Anthropology attempts to explain why everyone else behaves the way they do. It's like an RFC for social interaction.

    58. Re:Sounds more like by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I've always said that I want to be the top guy on an elite team not the top guy on a mediocre team. It's in my best interest to improve everyone around me (including myself) so that I look even better when the entire team is recognized as top-notch.

    59. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only problem with your plan is that the mormom and the introvert muslim probably don't drink alcohol at all, as it is prohibited by their religious belief. Hopefully they are moderate about their religsion's belief and will participiate in an afternoon of drinking for work. I know I would have fun getting them drunk and getting both of them to argue which has the better belief system. Now if you can throw in an irish catholic, an greek orthodox, a buddhist and an atheist and you've got a really fun drinking afternoon ahead of you.

    60. Re:Sounds more like by houghi · · Score: 1

      The only team building I would get from that is sharing our misery because for some reason our boss gave us this punishment.
      I went to strip clubs and I never liked it. Most likely because I understand that the women there are not there to give me a good time or really are interested in me. They like what is in my wallet. And yes, I have seen, if not all, most of it.
      The same goes for gambling. I understand that the whole purpose is to take my money, so why waste so much time on a table? It is boring and I am too smart to think I could beat the system. Hold it up, perhaps, but not beat it.

      There are many better ways to do team building. Eating out is one of the easiest ways of team building. Sharing food with others is always a bonding experience (except family dinners on X-mas and weddings).

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    61. Re:Sounds more like by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I think the point, which would remain even with the group you've described, is that they do things together outside of work. Teams which share more than just a workplace will generally be stronger than those which don't. If Kevin the Mormon helped Samir move, and they both help Tammi paint protest signs, then they'll be closer knit than if they just see each other between 9 and 5.

    62. Re:Sounds more like by houghi · · Score: 1

      Full ack. We do this from time to time and even the non-drinkers will be more talkative. But then I live in Belgium where alcohol is not seen as the Devil. Minor problems will be solved "tussen pot en pint". It will increase communication on the work floor, which is especially great if there is more then one department present.

      It does not even have to be a big brawl, just a couple of beers after work for one or two hours once every two weeks or so.

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    63. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really insist in "building" a team out of people who don't know jack each other, simple way: Grab them all for an afternoon, put them in a pub, sit down with them and get them drunk.

      Best place I ever worked - A hospital where myself and 6 other guys, (network engineers, sysadmins, help desk support), went to a FuddRucker's burger joint my first day on the job. Our manager took us, we got there at 11:30am or so, we didn't leave until 2pm because the manager was doing well on some racing game and just had to finish. I thought to myself, wow, this is either the best team or the best group of goof offs ever. Nevertheless, I was all in. Later that day, they invited me to the local bar they usually go to 3-4 times a week and the rest was history. I worked there for 4 years - driving 45 miles from home each day and it was the best time of my working life. To this day, that group of guys are some of my closest friends. The point being, we weren't forced to do some half-ass team-building BS, we were 7 guys, doing guy shit and at the end of the day we gelled together and the company won because of it. Nonone on the "team" ever complained about anyone else, we kept things up and running, when problems and projects came up it was never anyone person who had to worry about the whole project themselves, we all kicked around ideas, took ownership of our parts and helped out with every facet of the system. The network NEVER went down except once and that was because some jackass digging a hole outside the building cut a fiber line. Get a call at 3am in the morning, it sucked, but you got up and took care of it, because you knew that if you didn't you would let one of the other guys down at some point down the line. It was amazing. I have never seen anything like it since and I truly miss working in an environment like that. You can't interview for that type of bonding though, it is one of those things that comes along only a few times in your life and it was indeed a magical experience.

      Or maybe we were just to buzzed to notice that bad shit.

    64. Re:Sounds more like by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >In a world of so-so thinkers, any bright sparks will have trouble fitting in.

      The problem is that too many people think they're this precious snowflake. Perhaps your friend is this bright, but the Citrix Admin or Network admin you have to deal with at work sure as heck isnt. Or the snooty level 1 support guy you need to deal with to get to level 2. Or the asshole MCSE who didnt even go to college or has never written a script.

      Not to mention, being bright isnt an excuse to be a misanthrope. Part of being smart is seeing that people are emotional creatures and learning how to hack their rules and systems. The really smart ones are the bright but pleasant ones who know that at any moment they can use their networking skills to get a different job, butter up their boss, etc and have mindblowing technical skills. The guy with the greasy hair who hides in the server room isnt bright, he's probably just lucky enough to be born with parents who could help him own a computer when he was a kid and get him into a good college as a teenager.

      The really smart dudes I know dont even let it show that often. They know in the game of human society that showing it off too much isnt good in the long run. I see the misanthrope "bright guy" stereotype as really just a self-important poseur. Those who can: do. Those who cant just blame everyone else and make a big spectacle over who they think they are and how much better they are than everyone else.

      I think its interesting that many misanthropes are usually the lifers at the company. Turns out theyre not that good and if they were they would be moving up to better jobs and better paying jobs. Instead they're the office trolls who got promoted from the support desk or customer service and know damn well they can barely compete in the market.

    65. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Posting anonymously, since I have coworkers who read /. too.

      The direct corollary to that is that if you start with a mediocre team, one of your first tasks is to help them up the curve a bit. We don't always get to pick the team we work with, but we can have a direct influence on what they become.

      One of the problems I struggle with at work is that some teams don't really get this. A few bright, self-directed guys float to the top, but the rest get stuck where they are and they really don't know why they're stuck there. They're so busy trying to get what they're assigned to do done that they don't get a chance to learn better ways of doing things, and no one takes the time (or seems to have the time) to mentor them to raise their abilities. It reminds me of the old saying "Don't work for a sawmill that's so far behind it doesn't have time to sharpen its saw."

      One of the practices that I've seen helps is to have semi-frequent code reviews, where everyone gets a chance to see and understand everyone else's code. To be effective, it also needs to be treated as an opportunity to share best practices so that everyone has a chance to learn from everyone else's strengths and observations. It's a chance to employ a positive network effect.

      One of the teams I work with never does this, and never seems to get a chance to do it. The result is that everyone gets siloed on their individual piece, doing it as best as they can figure out how to do what they need to do, and never gets a chance to learn from others' strengths. It's very frustrating, since everyone is now operating below his/her potential, and the whole team moves slower (and produces lower quality output) as a result. A few bright stars might rise, but then a large competence gap develops. In fact, the team becomes reliant on these bright stars to be "heroes," since in the end they're the only ones that can pull off "the tricky bits," when really it shouldn't be that way.

    66. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 insightful in my book. Folks in the US are so damned concerned with diversity that they forget they are building a team. Part of that is being able to function well together in stressful situations. People who have no common bond outside work typically do not form tight-knit teams. Diversity is important. But it should not be the #1 priority when putting together a team.

    67. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extreme diversity of the type you described is grossly overrated and generally counterproductive. Real teamwork is not, but it's very rare.

      And team building exercises are complete trash. I can think of no exceptions.

      Tribulation, time and mutual dislike for a third party is what brings people together. The trick is to not be the third party.

    68. Re:Sounds more like by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      I thought of somthing intellegent to say but a shiny object caught my eye....ooooohhh yay fun.

    69. Re:Sounds more like by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I could go scavenge a Heinlein quote a paragraph long, but you already know how it ends: specialization is for insects. Creativity is part of intelligence. Being stuck in a rut isn't intelligence, it's pathetic.

      I don't care if I'm a genius or not, what I feel differentiates me and people like me from the masses of asses is that I want to learn new things. I like to think that Slashdot has a greater than average share of lifelong learners. I'll never be satisfied with what I know.

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    70. Re:Sounds more like by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      About 90% of people in the world *are* stupid.

      But, let me guess...not you, right?

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    71. Re:Sounds more like by geekoid · · Score: 1

      wrong. Great teams are built, ask any top tier coach.

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    72. Re:Sounds more like by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      The less I know about most of them, the more I can pretend that I respect them. Management should leave well enough alone.

      This is my policy on family members as well.

    73. Re:Sounds more like by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      How does such an exercise assume a non-diverse team? I wouldn't enjoy going to Vegas, but I can see the value in such an exercise.

      Think of a movie like The Breakfast Club: a diverse group of people in a contentious situation with outside forces that are in opposition. Eventually, the characters pull together and work together. That's what the GP was talking about.

      Actually, the exercise would likely work better if nobody in the group wanted to do it - ie, it was hard for all of them - and that they could get out of it only by finishing it. You know, a challenge which builds character. You could pay for them to take a week long backpacking trip (if they're all in reasonable shape); you could send them on a remote deployment where the situation is quite unpleasant; hell, you could send them to one of those week-long tactical training camps in Arizona with the requirement that it's a team-based event or some such thing so they'd stick together. Like it or not, if they're the least bit competitive, they'd work at the task at hand to a successful completion. And they'd grow as a team.

      Personally, I'd not want any tech employee who wasn't competitive and didn't have drive. Yeah, such an experiment is going to fail if they've got inhibitions about excitement and experience. But they're also going to be shit employees if they don't like it, to one degree or another.

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    74. Re:Sounds more like by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yep. Alcohol is not used enough in today's work world. And by "used" I mean it in a positive sense, a constructive sense.

      Most people have inhibitions up the wazoo. They're tense and cloistered in one way or another, and they've got their Issues. Get them liquored up a bit and those things go out the door, to a large degree: the true person shines out a bit, and the level of caring about how one comes out decreases.

      It's too bad the 3-martini lunch went out of style. It'd do great things for teamwork.

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    75. Re:Sounds more like by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 1

      There are some really amazing ways to gauge competitiveness in ways that don't offend peoples' way of living. I wouldn't say competitiveness is really addressed in the strip-club scenario, either.

      The real problem comes when you put an employee in a situation where he is compelled by a group to act against his beliefs (i.e., go to a strip club). You can make a real argument that making sure there is only one car and taking other actions to ensure the "exercise" works would be a HUGE sign of compulsion. And then the employer has to explain why this was even a necessary team-building activity, and explain why all the other team-building activities out there that focused on real problems (i.e. non-anecdotal) were deemed insufficient.

      That you seem to think "strip club team building == competitive, has drive to succeed" is pretty worrying too.

    76. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how should it be? Everyone gets a trophy day?

    77. Re:Sounds more like by Jewbird · · Score: 1

      > Those who can: do.
      On the other hand if you spend all your life doing instead of letting people know about it, you won't go very far either.

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    78. Re:Sounds more like by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "Imagine if all that effort had gone into developing the steam engine a few hundred years before James Watt got to it."

      It would quite literaly blow all the intelectual capacity around it, like near all steam machines did by that time :)

    79. Re:Sounds more like by knutkracker · · Score: 1

      They have been mis-educated, and are easily distracted.

      Like me, after spending 3 hours on /.

    80. Re:Sounds more like by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      What isn't wrong with TV: it's a very inexpensive form of education/information (nightly news, Nova, etc.), and entertainment. Even the snooty "I don't watch TV" people could probably find a show that they enjoyed if they tried.

    81. Re:Sounds more like by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Here, and take my diploma as well. You're right.

      Gee, in any other board this would just have been a laugh...

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    82. Re:Sounds more like by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Tip: Hire gay developers. Call it "positive prejudice" and get some prize for it while at the same time ensuring that none of your workers will ever be on leave because some kid has a runny nose or they get pregnant.

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    83. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will likely find that he gave that as an example. The problem you will encounter is that unless the group has been in a situation where they REALLY had to look out for each other and have each others backs, rather than some contrived situation designed to demonstrated a pre-conceived outcome, then the team will not strengthen to any great degree. No, having lunch with me at work does not show to me in any way that you will help me out if push comes to shove. Being in a situation where I have to trust you or truly depend on you does. Nobody forces you to go out with the team - but don't then expect to "in" with them either as unless you have done something else (there are many things that can be done that are quite morally OK - but again they involve more than friendly chats at lunch) that shows them that they can depend on you.

    84. Re:Sounds more like by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Dear Barry. Thanks for reminding me why I won't work in the US but instead in a country where twelve-steppers and members of cults are rare and people know that they're responsible for what they get into.

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    85. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ancient Greeks had steam engines. They just didn't have any idea why they would want one.

    86. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. I remember hearing about a novel device that was basically a round ball with two pipes coming off of it that would spin when heated. They hadn't really worked out an actual steam engine by 18th century standards.

    87. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is mentoring and actively helping others improve their skills through cross-reviews and sharing best practices the same as handing out meaningless trophies?

    88. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can build a team and have done so on numerous occasions. One thing is that, just like in sport, you need to start with the right people. You can't make a team out of six goalies and you can't have any Mogilnys. You sit me down and say "here's the people, make a team" I'm as like as not to say "he's gotta go" or "you need someone who will...". Once I have the right people, depending on the dynamic (both intended and inherent), then yeah...we might well be off to the pub.

    89. Re:Sounds more like by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Or you could be the designated driver. Being the guy that takes responsibility for the others and lets them imbibe entirely too much alcohol, knowing they will be safe in your care - that is team building.

      Send a glass of champagne over to one of the dancers across the room and when you see (as she gets closer, walking over to thank you personally for the drink) that she's dog ugly - you point at your friend and nod to her so she climbs up into his lap instead - that's team building.

      Get pulled over by the cops on the way home, the other guys scared shitless even though they haven't actually done anything wrong (and since they had a DD, were actually doing it right) and you calmly handling the situation and getting off with little more than a warning - that is team building.

      I'd say you might a lot out of such an experience with the right guys. I might be wrong, but plenty of people agree with me here. It's not about the strippers. It's about the guys on your team sticking together in that gray shadowy area between legal / moral and illegal / immoral. You face that together, you come out the other side a cohesive unit that handles the lesser mundane stuff in the office with no sweat at all - because you've already faced much gnarlier stuff together and handled it as a team.

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    90. Re:Sounds more like by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm more a White Russian man myself, but it would certainly be interesting. Usually you only get to see your boss drunk beyond believe at Christmas parties or something like that.

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    91. Re:Sounds more like by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Well, that's just the thing, though: it doesn't have to be an all-or-nothing (smashed or sober) proposition.

      Consider: in many parts of Europe, alcohol is still much more common a beverage. You drink it when you want a drink that isn't water, much like people do here in the US with soda (though hopefully to a less excessive degree). There are drunks, lushes, winos and the like, sure. But as societies, they've learned the value in alcoholic moderation.

      In all likelihood, your boss would not get smashed. He might be the only sober one in the room, even. But the option would be there to have a couple so your ability to think unabated by social frustrations or your coworkers' irritations could be enhanced.

      Sure, I suppose there's some liability involved. But so what? Chalk it up to "yet something else lawyers are afraid of", I suppose. I doubt we'll see a return to that in my lifetime.

      I'm a "good beer" man, myself, but straight Jack works in a pinch. Have enough whiskey and a man's able to work with even the most irritating SOB.

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    92. Re:Sounds more like by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Vegas is likely a poor example because if they can't disagree on gambling, they'll likely disagree on strippers. That makes things a bit more complicated than necessary. But the exercise, in principle, is a good one I think.

      And so what if a person's "way of living" is offended? People get too damn offended in today's world (and frankly, you probably don't want someone who is so easily offended working for you, do you? That makes things - legally and socially - a bit dicey.)

      K, so it's a difficult week of their life, a new experience, and a new challenge. But they stepped outside their comfort zone and did something "outside the box". That's important in life and in a person's ability.

      What's more, they did it with their work team. If the project was "outside the box" for enough of them, then it could very well be useful as a bonding/sharing experience.

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    93. Re:Sounds more like by nagnamer · · Score: 1

      "Another problem is that some criminal hackers may exhibit traits associated with clinical personality disorders such as the narcissistic personality disorder"

      Now THAT is about 90% of people.

      If you want to know what narcissistic personality disorder really is, try "The Drama of the Gifted Child" by Alice Miller.

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    94. Re:Sounds more like by nagnamer · · Score: 1

      Also available here

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    95. Re:Sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather go to the Vegas strip clubs alone & recruit a team.

    96. Re:Sounds more like by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I work with one guy who, it seemed at first, was mind blowingly stupid. It took 5-6 explanations to get him to understand the simplest things about the equipment I work on. But then after getting to know him better, I found that when discussing certain other subjects with him he had no trouble following along and understanding exactly what I was talking about. And on top of that he is actually pretty witty too.. he's had the whole shop laughing our asses off for hours. The lesson here is don't automatically assume someone is an idiot just because he's not great in your area of expertise.

      Oh, and the funny thing is I've met a lot of people, particularly geeks, who falsely believe themselves to be geniuses when in fact they really don't know shit and aren't much smarter than anyone else. I'd much rather work with the guy above, who doesn't in any way act like he considers himself to be a genius, than an arrogant asshole with delusions of grandeur.

    97. Re:Sounds more like by shiftless · · Score: 1

      And why do you assume that the best teams are composed to people of radically different ethnicities and backgrounds? Just because that's what you see on Star Trek does that make it true? On the contrary, why in the world would you put a group of people together who have almost nothing in common and expect them to work as a team? People who have more in common are more likely to bond together and become good friends and teammates than people who have radical, deep differences.

    98. Re:Sounds more like by houghi · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. Nothing about it was shadowy. It was just enormously boring. Telling each other how boring it is, is also some kind of team building I guess. I just know more interesting stuff to do with a team.

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  3. Had any scary interviews? by WaywardGeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Like a lot of big geeks on Slashdot, I take pride in always receiving a job offer after an interview... accept once. Once I interviewed with the EDIF reader group at Cadence, and the manager had exactly one technical question for me: "Do you understand recursion?" "Well... yes I do." "Well, then, you have all the skills that matter. What really counts is that you know how to fit in, and you don't impress me there."

    I'm still shaken up over that interview.

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    1. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you also take pride in fucking up heterographs?

    2. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You failed to get the offer because you don't know how to use "accept" and "except"

    3. Re:Had any scary interviews? by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean homophones?

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    4. Re:Had any scary interviews? by ezratrumpet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Marshall Goldsmith nailed this in "What Got You Here Won't Get You There."

      In many (most?) business structures, expertise only gets us so far - after that, it's all about how we deal with people.

      If you want to have a part in the problem-solving drama called "Your Employing Company," you have to get along well enough to be allowed at the table.

      There's not much justice or fairness in this - just some hard reality along with enough exceptions to make the rule fuzzy.

    5. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, he doesn't. The words "accept" and "except" don't sound the same unless you're a tongueless mongoloid.

    6. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we're not sure what happened. Maybe you meant: Lickin' a lot of gawks in LashALot, I tack plaid inns, all ways wrecking a jib hawser after an inn view... except wants. One sea I inner viewed, with the eaten eyes reefer grope at Kay dense, endy manger head Exacto 1 dreck nice all guest tee flour mi. "Toon there stands wrecking?" "Y'all SeaDoo." "Wall thin, ewe heave awl these kills hat meters. Hatter lycans eat yuck now. Toe feet in an djiboui. Tim, press me there."

    7. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0

      Well, what he basically was saying: "Me want to dominate you like slave! Me no like independent think! You not look like me can dominate you. Me no like you! Boowroagh!"
      Be lucky that you did not "get" that job. Or better: That he did not get you, by fuckin' it up for himself.

      A good boss hires people, because they can bring something to the table, that you did not think of, and possibly were not even able to think of.

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      This "culture" of "I have to appeal to the boss" but "the boss does not have to appeal to me" because he is somehow better or higher than you, is sickening!
      What we need in companies, is not salary, but budget or billing, with the free choice to hire people below oneself. And with the free choice to work for anyone in the company. But why stop at the company? Just work with anyone you want. Leave multiple choices. Leave the choice to also fire one of your "bosses". Tadaa: Now it's equal.

      In a way, a hierarchy is always a monopoly. And as we know, these are bad for the economy as a whole. I argue, that a unidirectional hierarchy is an, if not the enemy of a free market.
      That does not mean communism. No. It means to use all features of the natural structure called "graph" as opposed to a simple "tree".

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    8. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not into that gay shit.

    9. Re:Had any scary interviews? by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

      I've worked in a graph or grid style environment. I reported to X, but was typically working for A, B, C... Not a good scene. Better to have a contract or 'at will' environment. Don't like the current situation? Find another. There will always be some form of hierarchy, even if it is very flat. Someone has to be responsible for the success of failure of a project (or a company) - may be the owner or an employee. That someone has to have the right to make decisions (rights and responsibilities are the opposite sides of the same coin).

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    10. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You inthenthitive clod!

    11. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm still shaken up over that interview.

      Don't be. Although one can often tell in the first five minutes of an interview if you want the geek or not (I'm being generous with the time here) that sort of perfunctory questioning and the glib dismissal you received most likely means they already someone else had in mind for the job, and are just following procedure at this point - often you're competing with an internal promotion or other reasons not related to technical competence.

      Where you might need to improve is in believing your first impressions about a firm interviewing you. Hunches count, and your ability to drive the interview the way you want is a good indication of what level of person they're really after. I wasn't there, but my off-the-cuff opinion is that you were either bloody well jobbed, or the juxtaposition of the "Reader" group in the name and your choice of words (e.g. an "accept once" in your resume) was a deal killer. But they shouldn't have brought you in if that were the case.

      Disclosure: I've interviewed about five hundred candidates for technical jobs. I've hired one hundred, of which two turned out to be poor choices. It's a serious, expensive business to bring the right people on board.

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    12. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      ...they already someone else had in mind for the job

      Gaah! Apologies the Yoda-speak for.

      I need alcohol.

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    13. Re:Had any scary interviews? by danking · · Score: 1

      That does not mean communism. No. It means to use all features of the natural structure called "graph" as opposed to a simple "tree".

      That sounds like anarchism. And please, I do not mean chaos.

    14. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always depressing to me when I see a comment like this posting a correction and I think "wait, isn't that what it said to begin with?" because my brain silently corrected the error as if nothing was wrong.

      Perhaps a little Yoda in all of us is.

      Follow up: Holy crap I just re-read the quote in the parent post and realized that you DIDN'T correct the text from the original post. I think you're right about the need for alcohol.

    15. Re:Had any scary interviews? by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      No, he doesn't. The words "accept" and "except" don't sound the same unless you're a tongueless mongoloid.

      Well I have a tongue and I disagree.

      "Except" and "accept" are both homophonic (same sound) and heterographic (different spelling).

    16. Re:Had any scary interviews? by silanea · · Score: 1

      "Except" and "accept" are both homophonic (same sound) [...]

      May I ask where you come from? I would rather disagree with you on the homophony part.

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    17. Re:Had any scary interviews? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      ""Except" and "accept" are both homophonic (same sound)"

      Except that it doesn't sound like accept, of course.

      except: ik-sept
      accept: ak-sept

    18. Re:Had any scary interviews? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I reported to X, but was typically working for A, B, C... Not a good scene"

      Because?

    19. Re:Had any scary interviews? by soundguy · · Score: 1

      "Except" and "accept" are both homophonic (same sound)

      Nonsense.

      ACCEPT's sound was sort of ACDC-ish, but gayer.

      EXCEPT is a whiny emo-pop-numetal band with a Flash website

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    20. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Andrew+Cady · · Score: 1

      Expertise won't get you anywhere. Think about it as if you're being hired by a five-year-old. He doesn't know C. He doesn't know what RAM is. All he knows is whether you make him cry or laugh. All your advanced knowledge of the state of the art in cryptographic algorithms is useless when you are being judged by a five-year-old. All that matters is how well you kiss ass. Anyway, that's the worst case. If you're quite lucky, you'll get someone who has the competence to recognize your contribution (if he reads the source code: which itself is unlikely). But seriously, that is pretty rare. Think about it: have you any clue who is responsible for the Linux kernel? If you're honest with yourself, you admit that you know Linus Torvalds and maybe Andrew Morton or Alan Cox -- but really, you have no clue. Too many anonymous contributors, far too much to review. So it goes. Your boss will equally have little idea who is truly responsible (whether for the good or the bad).

    21. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you always receive a job offer then you're a celebrity in your industry, you've barely attended any interviews, or you're not really challenging yourself. I'll dismiss that you're acting in bad faith by working on the basis of only a couple of interviews. If you're a celebrity then the interview is just a formality, but we can dismiss this option too because any celebrity is either technically brilliant (and will be aware of where he's needed) or socially brilliant (and would have understood why he was rejected from Cadence).

      I conclude, then, that you simply lack the drive to be challenged. You're not the youngest geek, so you began in an environment of demand for employees far exceeding supply. You've plodded carefully between jobs, demonstrating good competence in each. You rely on years of experience on the resume as the gaggle of young whippersnappers has grown with the sexiness of the market. If you were living on anything but the blunt edge, you'd know that geeks these days are a dime a dozen - good enough ones two dimes if pastiness of skin is not a prerequisite.

      Now, if you want to take risks with interesting ideas, putting the mind you seem to think you have to full use, you will enter the fold of world leaders in a technically influential position; if there is no such establishment good enough for you in your field, you will find the best start-up; if there is no such start-up, you will begin with only yourself. Many of your endeavours, from interview to funding through to (gasp!) technical implementation will fail, and fail again, but eventually you may succeed.

      Great thinkers, if they were to mark days of breakthrough on their calendar in green and days of frustration in red, would be haemorrhaging. The average will take pride in never failing because they never set the bar very high.

    22. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the last 10 years, I've been interviewed by someone qualified to technically interview me just once.

      The other interviewers didn't know what I did technically and didn't understand it. I was filling positions for 3 technical people on the new team AND understood most of the goals since they were doing flight test engineering (my training). During that interview, the "manager" guy seemed to assume I'd accept a position, then started telling me all the ways I could be fired, for 30 minutes. Then a "peer" came in and confirmed what was on my resume, asking "you did X?" "yes." "You did Y?" "yes." The pay rate was a little low and the manager was an asshole, but the work would have been AWESOME! Once in a lifetime dream job.
      They called 2 days later and offered the position. I was still interviewing, so I pushed off a reply for a week. I ended up taking the job from another location where the manager and I clicked for $30K more a year. He's still a friend. I worked at that position for 9 years even though my boss left after 1 year. It turned into a wonderful job until the company was bought and a year later the position became a cookie cutter job. I left.

      Over the years, I've been asked to talk with Microsoft multiple times. I've never allowed my resume to be sent. Simply not interested at any price. Sorta like I'm not interested in drinking burnt coffee or having tofu 5x a week. Blah.

      Interviews are a 2-way process folks. We each need to look for a place where we fit as much as they need to find someone who fits. If your work isn't mostly fun, find another job or start a company where it will be mostly fun for you and find some friends to join you for the good times.

    23. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would assume when you say, "Like a lot of big geeks on Slashdot, I take pride in always receiving a job offer after an interview... accept once." you meant to say: "..... EXCEPT once." ??

    24. Re:Had any scary interviews? by yttrstein · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey I remember you.

    25. Re:Had any scary interviews? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well the interviewee was kinda tactless. But for the most part fitting into the company culture is more important then skills. Skills (espctially technical skills) can be easily learned, really it isn't that tough if you are willing to try (sorry to dash all you geeks out there who think you have superior intellect because you can read C code) but being able to fit into a culture is important. Some companies work with Yes Man activity where you are just the extra arms for a single tough process, which in some cases does work. Other times they want someone who can be completely independent and do all their work without intervention. Sometimes they need people who are more team players who can speak their mind but once a final decision is made do the work whether they like it or not.

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    26. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like a lot of big geeks on Slashdot, I take pride in always receiving a job offer after an interview... accept once. Once I interviewed with the EDIF reader group at Cadence, and the manager had exactly one technical question for me: "Do you understand recursion?" "Well... yes I do." "Well, then, you have all the skills that matter. What really counts is that you know how to fit in, and you don't impress me there."

      I'm still shaken up over that interview.

      Perhaps if you knew how to spell 'except'?

    27. Re:Had any scary interviews? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      There's not much justice or fairness in this - just some hard[coded] reality along with enough exceptions to make the rule fuzzy.

      That's always the problem with reality. It's not hard-coded, and proper exception handling is never clear. For example, whenever I encounter IntimateTransactionRejectedException, I immediately execute Self::getSelf()->runHomeCrying(). I am pretty sure that this isn't right, but it's code re-use as runHomeCrying() is my default exception handler. What can you do?

    28. Re:Had any scary interviews? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      You go ahead and get started on that, let us know how it works out.

    29. Re:Had any scary interviews? by WaywardGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whoa! That's an impressive guess as to how I spent my entire life based on one very small comment! It's pretty close! I drifted between jobs, rather than going out there and finding the hardest one, but did very well in most of them. I tried to start several companies, and eventually succeeded, though I had some good experience at startups first.

      I'm guessing that to have that kind of insight, you're probably been around for a while... you're probably over 40.

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    30. Re:Had any scary interviews? by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why attractive people get ahead faster than ugly ones.

    31. Re:Had any scary interviews? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a little Yoda in all of us is.

      Particularly in those of us who Forth program in.

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    32. Re:Had any scary interviews? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      But you're still a mongoloid.

      They are only homophonic in some accents. In general, they are not.

    33. Re:Had any scary interviews? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      I did to his grammar error though respond.

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  4. Re:5 min by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Put a gun to his head, give him a blowjob and tell him to break AES256?

  5. On Personality by overbaud · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Another problem is that some criminal hackers may exhibit traits associated with clinical personality disorders such as the narcissistic personality disorder." I'd say a large amount of IT staff exhibit personality disorders. Not just 'hackers'.

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    1. Re:On Personality by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      In the writer's defense, there is a wide difference between malignant narcissism and most other personality disorders. Dealing with a true narcissist is a soul-killing experience. Many other personality disorders range from the ho-hum (adjustment disorders) to the downright funny (obsessive compulsive personality disorder).

      Most personality disorders are fairly dealable. NPD is just a nightmare that never ends, short of someone one shooting the narcissist.

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    2. Re:On Personality by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      Many other personality disorders range from the ho-hum (adjustment disorders) to the downright funny (obsessive compulsive personality disorder).

      It's only funny for the first couple minutes. Then it starts to get old, and then it starts to drive you insane.

    3. Re:On Personality by ignavus · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Another problem is that some criminal hackers may exhibit traits associated with clinical personality disorders such as the narcissistic personality disorder." I'd say a large amount of IT staff exhibit personality disorders. Not just 'hackers'.

      It is a job requirement. If we got on well with other people, how would we spend enough time alone with computers to become experts?

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    4. Re:On Personality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to try living with it. It's fucking murder.

    5. Re:On Personality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a boss which was a malignant narcissist that decided to ruin my life. Nothing ever was good for him, but he got all the praise for any success. Horrible, soul sucking experience, a nightmare as you said. I guess the NPD is more common than we would like to admit...

    6. Re:On Personality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you have no experience with bipolar individuals or individuals with borderline personality disorder (BPD)? Perhaps chuck in Miss 'Passive Agressive' or Mr 'Serial Liar' for good measure.

    7. Re:On Personality by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      BPD is basically NPD with a different focus (as are Histrionic Personality Disorder and Antisocial Personality Disorder) - basically it's all about being a soul-sucking asshole, jacked up to 11 (the 4 disorders are called Cluster B personality disorders basically), and latching on people - they make people insane just by their presence (it's pretty common for at least one person in the family tree to exhibit Cluster B personality types in the next generation and even more common to see addiction-type issues like ED, addictions, codependency (I think OCD falls under it), etc crop up in their immediate environment, including partners, friends, collaborators).

    8. Re:On Personality by Velex · · Score: 1

      I'd say a large amount of IT staff exhibit personality disorders. Not just 'hackers'.

      Isn't that quite a self-fulfilling prophecy? In fact, I'll be going back to college in a year or two for a different career because I'm sick of being labeled as a computer dork. For example, the attitude that I must be so much smarter than everyone else because I know *gasp* computers is simply withering. Brick walls are no fun.

      I've found that I've had to socially withdraw from my co-workers simply because they don't want me to be around now that I'm a *gasp* computer person. I got along just fine with my co-workers when I was a line worker. All that changed was my job function and all of a sudden I was ostracised. So, I'm pretty certain it's not just me.

      (I could probably write a book on how I went from being a resource to the other line workers to being "too technical" and "on a different level" etc.)

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    9. Re:On Personality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say a large amount of IT staff ...

      you mean a large number of IT staff, unless you are going to lump them into a pile and weigh them - and that's just sick

      hey, i guess you are right!

    10. Re:On Personality by networkconsultant · · Score: 2, Funny

      Basking in the warm glow of my CRT i mean LCD screen is all the affection I need :D people be dammed. :P

    11. Re:On Personality by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I would argue that discribes most wana-be hackers. Most of the real hackers are pretty nice to get along with.

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    12. Re:On Personality by overbaud · · Score: 1

      I am aware of this. Was trying to point out that "Most personality disorders are fairly dealable." (Parent) is not correct. Many, many personality disorders are anything but 'dealable'. Perhaps a generic description such as 'Soul Sucking Bastards' needs to be created. Although it is possible to go for a period without any abnormal behaviour for BiPolar... is this the case for NPD?

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    13. Re:On Personality by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      No idea, as far as I know Cluster B has honeymoon phases, but I don't think they take breaks (they're notoriously hard to study because they also don't realize they have a problem, self-consciousness about being NPD basically means you're not NPD/are on the way to getting better - and in the case of NPD, they're probably the group of people with the least suicide rate ever, so no psychiatric emergency)

  6. Think this one needs a Part 2 by mysidia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How to Fire a Hacker

    (Without getting pwned by her/him or his/her friends)

    Because (let's face it), there's a chance you hired one on accident, without realizing it, and that they don't have an arrest record, for one reason or another.

    1. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and that they don't have an arrest record, for one reason or another.

      -... like they are *good* hackers?

    2. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because (let's face it), there's a chance you hired one on accident, without realizing it, and that they don't have an arrest record, for one reason or another.

      Having no arrest record might be an excellent qualification for a hacker. Think about it.

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    3. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Sure... I suppose: either they're a white/gray hat and never did anything really illegal.

      Or they were a black hat and successfully covered their tracks

      The trouble is, if they're in the second category, they could hurt you..

    4. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by Glonoinha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The folks in the first category could hurt you too. They're white/gray hat because they want to be, not because they have to be.

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    5. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by selven · · Score: 1

      Here's your stuff, don't even bother entering this building this morning, we've changed all your passwords already.

    6. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That's just a deterrant against the ones who don't want to cause trouble. Faced against a black hat you know to be an adversary (maybe they threatened to break in), it could fall short.

      Changed passwords won't stop an evil black hat from getting in using other methods, and in that respect, changing pws maybe isn't sufficient.

      Example method a black hat might: use acquired knowledge of certain coworkers to guess their credentials.

      Use 'shared' credentials on some system or account that is oft-neglected to get in. E.g. sometimes the firewall will just have a shared login password. If the firewall never gets checked, IT may have forgotten to get its passwords changed.

      Pretend to be another admin, and ask someone to change a certain password, providing a plausible reason and excuse they couldn't do it themselves..

      A black hat: might have an access method (covert backdoor) in place somewhere you aren't aware of, and that simply changing pws won't stop.

    7. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      +1XP for you in "restating the obvious" !

    8. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you've changed my passwords, doesn't mean I don't know yours.

    9. Re:Think this one needs a Part 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think them wanting to be may be more of an indication of integrity than anything

  7. Interviews for the Entitiled... by shoemakc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've found the best thing is to doze off during the interview, and when woken...ask for a raise.

    Remember, no sleep and no coffee are your friends here...

    -Chris

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  8. MS entitlement - everything by Serindipidude · · Score: 1

    Your Microsoft reference reminds me a of technical blog I read recently that was completely devoted to the author's internal conflict (don't think he realised what he was revealing) about being excited to be promoted into Redmond and his dissapointment at loosing his platinum frequent flyer status as a result of that.

  9. This article seems to be anti-hacker by mysidia · · Score: 4, Informative

    I consider this blatant hacker discrimination morally reprehensible.

    Is hacker culture so bad that anyone who identifies as a hacker needs to pass special scrutiny?

    Isn't it a bit insulting to the hacker community to say they shouldn't be hired, unless they've "reformed", and imply they have arrest records, suggesting they are all criminals ?

    Perhaps you mean cracker

    1. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps you mean cracker

      "If I was a real cracker, I'd want to be topped with a real cheese, maybe a strong stilton."

      And I thought "hacker" actually meant someone who (literally) hacked on things. With a hatchet or similar. Or maybe language just changes, and we need to all get over it.

    2. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mmmm. Crackers make me hungry. I'm a snacker.

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    3. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      linux users are fudge packers.

    4. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, not the mainstream media. When we say hacker, we usually mean someone like Richard Stallman or Eric S. Raymond, that is people who are naturally talented at writing code. A hack is an interesting way of using something, such as using CPU fans to cool a cooler. Just because the mainstream media misuses tech words, does not mean that it is really correct. It would be like saying that RNA is simply half a strand of DNA, even though it might give the general picture to people without basic knowledge about biology and genetics, that doesn't mean that its not incorrect.

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    5. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the world nowadays uses the word hacker for people who breaks into computer systems.

    6. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by wampus · · Score: 3, Funny

      So hacker means blowhard?

    7. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot misuses words like "free" and "open".

    8. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Eric S. Raymond, that is people who are naturally talented at writing code.

      Lord, mod this guy +1 Funny!

    9. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      Just because the mainstream media misuses tech words, does not mean that it is really correct.

      The thing is, it's not a technical word. It's more of a social/identity word, and that consists just as much of people identifying you as it does of you identifying yourself. It's a case where "everybody does it" makes it correct.

    10. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps you mean cracker

      Cracker is a derogatory slang term for people originating in rural areas of the southern part of the US.

      If you want to hire a cracker, just look for the baseball cap and check for a pickup truck with a gun rack-- or a John Deere tractor-- parked outside.

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    11. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I can tell the "hacker vs. cracker" debate is over. When two non-Slashdotters mention the word 'hacker' to each, the malevolence is mutually implied. Sure, it may be that there was a distinction between the two words, but in the common vernacular there simply isn't anymore.

      It's not so much the mainstream media is misusing the word 'hacker'. They've completely taken it from you, and the new definition is permanent as far as I can tell. Condolences.

    12. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you mean cracker

      Cracker is a derogatory slang term for people originating in rural areas of the southern part of the US.

      If you want to hire a cracker, just look for the baseball cap and check for a pickup truck with a gun rack-- or a John Deere tractor-- parked outside.

      ...so what's "redneck" mean, then?

    13. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you mean cracker

      That's European-American, you insensitive clod!

    14. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the really good "hackers" I know have done something illegal by todays standard. When we were doing it wasn't illegal. We broke into systems and wrote exploits when it was considered an arcane art that no one really talked about. We did it to learn about systems and how things worked.

      But I do agree with you. It is insulting to assume we're criminals. I don't know anyone that caused intentional harm to anyone as a result of their actions.

    15. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Let's just say blackhat, then.

    16. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      It's not so much the mainstream media is misusing the word 'hacker'. They've completely taken it from you, and the new definition is permanent as far as I can tell. Condolences.

      It's a matter of context, I think - words have entirely different meanings in different contexts. For example, walk into an iron-ring School of Engineering seminar somewhere and identify yourself as a "Sales Engineer". You will be used in undergraduate packaging experiments.

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    17. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...so what's "redneck" mean, then?

      "cracker" is racial/cultural (must be white)
      "redneck" is socioeconomic/cultural (probably white)

      The difference is subtle, and you should expect a large overlap between the groups. However, the key to proper use of such epithets is being as precise as possible.

      Similar pairs include: "white trash" vs "trailer trash", "chink" vs "coolie", "kike" vs "shylock", and "WASP" vs "yuppie"

    18. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Sorry, dude, the media morons won this one: hackers are evil critters that pwn machines for the lulz, while crackers are poor white people. The only really way that popular culture describes smart computer people is "scary person we don't understand". For instance, Terry Childs.

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    19. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I thought "hacker" actually meant someone who (literally) hacked on things. With a hatchet or similar.

      So more like Hans Reiser?

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    20. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by socceroos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Snacking makes me sleepy. I'm a napper.

    21. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that "cracker is a derogatory slang term for whiteys originating in rural areas of the southern part of the US"?

    22. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      And I thought "hacker" actually meant someone who (literally) hacked on things.

      Sometimes, the word can also mean a minister.

      Yes.

    23. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Redneck is a farmer or farmhand.

      You usually wear long sleeves and a hat to keep the sun off, but working in the dirt usually means bending partway over to look down. This exposes the back of your neck, causing a farmers tan.

      A farmers tan is on the back of the neck and hands.

      Sunburned neck == redneck.

    24. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Beale · · Score: 1

      Sometimes working here feels like banging rocks together. I'm a knapper.

    25. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ""redneck" is socioeconomic/cultural (probably white)"

      Certainly white. Think of the literal meaning of the word.

    26. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too soon dude.

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    27. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by jdfox · · Score: 1

      "Names convey meanings; our choice of names determines the meaning of what we say. An inappropriate name gives people the wrong idea. A rose by any name would smell as sweet - but if you call it a pen, people will be rather disappointed when they try to write with it. And if you call pens "roses", people may not realize what they are good for. If you call these people Crackers, that conveys a mistaken idea of their origin, history, and purpose. If you call them GNU/Crackers, that conveys (though not in detail) an accurate idea."

    28. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is puerile. You need diapers.

    29. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by DizTorDed · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The term Hacker describes a person who modifies code and hardware to make them better or faster.

      The article should have been about hiring a Cracker. A Cracker modifies code and hardware for malicious reasons.

    30. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Anyone who self-identifies as a hacker *does* need to pass special scrutiny. Actually, the act of self-identification as a hacker basically fails that scrutiny RIGHT THERE.

      You don't call yourself a hacker. It's a title bestowed upon you by others.

    31. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Oh, so now we'll shift the discrimination to white people...

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      20 DRINK COFFEE
      30 GOTO 10
    32. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by clam666 · · Score: 1

      You don't know how to define things. I'd correct you, but I'm a slacker.

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    33. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by mrslacker · · Score: 1

      I feel compelled to say something at this point. Oh yeah, that's *Mr* Slacker to you.

    34. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OOH!

      He's my favorite character on xkcd!

    35. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Logic · · Score: 1

      Banging rocks together gives me that beat, yo. I'm a rapper.

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    36. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by nametaken · · Score: 1

      WINNER.

    37. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, what?

      WASP vs. Yuppie? One is an acronym for White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant. One means, "a young upwardly mobile professional individual; a well-paid middle-class professional who works in a city and has a luxurious life style". They're not even close.

      And I've never heard redneck used to describe anyone that isn't white. After all, it would be pretty hard to get a red neck from working outside if you have black skin.

      "that of the uncouth rural white Southerner, is generally believed to derive from individuals having a red neck caused by working outdoors in the sunlight over the course of their lifetime" -wiki

    38. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      The term "cracker" is used in within the community to refer to a malicious hacker or a penetration hacker. It hasn't really gained any ground in the public eye, so it's really much more productive to insist on "malicious hacker" which is actually quite clear when you are specifically using the term to mean that they are malicious.

      Another problem with the "cracker" term is that it can also refer to encryption cracking.

    39. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cracker?!? Racist.

    40. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would hope that slashdot would be able to avoid misinformed media stereotypes.

      I almost managed to finish typing that without laughing.

    41. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by MaerD · · Score: 1

      ... So.. "how to hire a cracker"? Good luck with the inevitable discrimination suit :)

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    42. Re:This article seems to be anti-hacker by destuxor · · Score: 1

      ReiserFS really was a killer file system.

  10. Re:5 min by buswolley · · Score: 1
    in other words...not on /.

    wait...

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  11. In fairness by SlappyBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article is about how to not hire a self important misanthrope.

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    1. Re:In fairness by e9th · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder how Terry Childs would have done if the guy who hired him had read this?

    2. Re:In fairness by wampus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Indeed it is, but the thread is filling up with people I wouldn't want to work with. I award myself half credit.

    3. Re:In fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The proper thing to do is ask them to do an "interesting" project for very little pay but an excellent and helpful resume chit. I have done that in the rocketry field to good benefit. The jobs they go to are high paying, and the work in the mean time involves a certain amount of fire and smoke. :) Probably an above average tolerance for aberrant behavior too.

      Rocketman

    4. Re:In fairness by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      But you have to toss out your soul to answer those questions the way the interviewer wants you to answer them. Everybody knows the 'right' answers to those questions, ergo, the questions only tell you who is trying to play your game and who is being honest.

      Of course, it's also possible that the person who gives the 'right' answer is playing you straight, but that case is extremely rare.

    5. Re:In fairness by intrudere · · Score: 1

      Licantropo

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  12. Re:5 min by sopssa · · Score: 1

    Get him to show some work example. Almost everyone of us coders have done games, random programs or other code in the past and as our teenage years. Now if they are hacker like, it still doesn't mean he's a bad worked. Best in the IT have always had the hacker mind, something that goes beyond what everyone else does. But make sure he likes your workplace too and do basic security audit;

    But whatever you do, keep in mind that there's no really an easy, computer security answer - if they're hackers, they will get around it.

  13. I was hoping there was a joke in there by SlappyBastard · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you said that he asked, "Do you understand recursion?" I was hoping that you'd say, "Then after that, he asked, 'Do you understand recursion?' And I said yes. And then he asked . . . (wait for it) . . . 'Do you understand recursion?'"

    I'm sorry. It just felt like a setup for a joke about recursion.

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    1. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by plover · · Score: 5, Funny
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    2. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FAIL!
      Mere repetition is not recursion.
      Please turn in your geek card on the way out, poseur!

    3. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's ok, when you get to the bottom, push the back button on your browser a lot of times. It will work.

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    4. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by Korbeau · · Score: 1

      Here "Here's a really lame joke about recursion." is a lame joke about repetition.

    5. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    6. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A subset of recursive procedures do merely repeat.

      int f() {return f();}

      Smug and wrong – ouch, dude.

    7. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by MarkRose · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by furbearntrout · · Score: 2, Informative

      Took awhile to see the joke-- I guess i really am stupider at 2am. :D

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    9. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would someone, for the love of God, get me out of this freakin nightmare!

    10. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Must be a very popular bad joke, for some reason I've been seeing it all day today.

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    11. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      'Do you understand recursion?'
      'No, but I understand iteration.'
      'Do you understand recursion?'
      'No, but I understand iteration.'
      'Do you understand recursion?'
      'No, but I understand iteration.'
      'Do you understand recursion?'
      'No, but I understand iteration.'
      'Do you understand recursion?'
      'No, but I understand iteration.'

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    12. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      -1 Failed Quine

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    13. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by shentino · · Score: 1

      SIGSEGV

    14. Re:I was hoping there was a joke in there by Dodder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, actually he did fail the technical interview because the correct response to the question is, "Do you understand recursion?"

  14. Nice questionnaire by russotto · · Score: 1

    Even the stupidest hardened criminal can pretend remorse when it'll get him something... do hiring managers really think they're going to screen out the unrepentant with questions whose "right answers" are obvious. I mean, the few fools who suggest in an interview that the way to handle a bad supervisor is to break into his account and use it to download child porn are going to be pretty obvious in any case.

    1. Re:Nice questionnaire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing about that is for at least one of the people I used to work for I wouldn't have needed to hack his account to get his computer to download child porn. I didn't have access to his computer or anything, either. But that's what they get for hiring a convicted child molester.

  15. The joke was too easy by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The interviewee must answer: "Yes, but to fully understand it, you must first understand recursion"

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    1. Re:The joke was too easy by NightLamp · · Score: 1

      once, just once, I'd like to be in the position to answer that question that way,
      nice one

    2. Re:The joke was too easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shouldn't it really involve first understanding cursion...?

    3. Re:The joke was too easy by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      That's a better punchline than mine. Another victory for crowdsourcing.

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  16. u mean cracker. by markringen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    u mean cracker. hacker means something else.

    1. Re:u mean cracker. by orkybash · · Score: 1

      Not in this decade it doesn't. But I get the hint, and will depart from your lawn forthwith.

  17. Not really by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    What you're talking about when exhibited by a person with a criminal record would be considered a psychopathic personality. Believe it or not, some personality types simply cannot fake their way through their disorder. And narcissists are among the weakest at faking neurotypical behavior. NPDs generally have a hard time grasping what is so wrong about their bad behavior, and often are flagrant in their gloating and celebration of every evil deed they ever did.

    I have a relative who is a full-fledged malignant narcissist, and he couldn't disengage from his behavior even when he was standing in front of a judge. I swear to God he tried to talk his way out of a traffic citation that involved putting the car airborne at 80 mph. He just plain doesn't understand why the entire world doesn't thing his shit is the awesomest shit ever shat. And he cannot turn it off.

    Yes, a lot of personality types can bullshit their way out of a screening process. But, let's be honest: a person with a psychopathic personality disorder isn't applying to be a coder. They're usually fighting their way into upper management.

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  18. Simple plan: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    1. Go to a big forest.
    2. Follow the loud noises.
    3. ...
    4. HACKER!

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    1. Re:Simple plan: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      If you think this is off-topic, you really don't get it, nor know the topic very well...

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  19. How to... by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The easy way to hire tech people and keep them happy is have them work on, wait for it... technology. That is, most of them, unless they signed up for help desk basically want to be given a problem, some hardware, some software and then them to fix the problem. Thats it, no "team building", no pointless meetings, in general most tech people are happy simply working. The less social interaction with most people is the best.

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    1. Re:How to... by wampus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's a hard way to make a decent product. If Billy's app doesn't talk to Sue's service because the two never speak to one another or sit down to do a review, it doesn't matter how brilliant either of them is. Their shit still doesn't work.

    2. Re:How to... by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't agree. If this were true, then the foosball table in our kitchen wouldn't be busy all the time.

      I think it's a subtler truth here. Many technical folks are more comfortable on working technical problems than people problems. Tech problems have at least one right answer that is unambiguous. People problems may not.

      I think the way to keep tech people happy is to give them good problems to work on, serve as a diplomatic layer to insulate them from the annoying people surrounding them in the world, and facilitate making the rules clear on the floor to minimize conflict among the team. And provide free pop.

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    3. Re:How to... by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

      It really depends on the size of the project. There are plenty of one-geek projects out there. Then again, there are even more projects that require a multi-geek approach. Those projects absolutely require geeks who can work with other geeks. That's where good team leads (or, dare I say it, project managers) are really important - they can help keep things running smoothly. The really good ones do it so well you don't even notice them. Look at Linux or the BSDs (Free, Open, Net). Those projects have to have many geeks. The projects work well (or not) based on the guys running the show (I'll leave y'all to make your own judgments on the success / failure thereof). Unless you're into extreme programming, even a multi-geek project tends to break things into fairly independent parts. Yes, you need to coordinate the interfaces, but that doesn't require that much interaction between the implementers. Moreso the overall design team.

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    4. Re:How to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you hiring?

    5. Re:How to... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Communication among programmers is expensive. Brook's law. Sometimes it's necessary, but it's never cheap and it's always ugly time. Moral? Define the interfaces first, and make people write standalone tests for the inputs and outputs to their work first. Peer-review the code periodically to keep people honest, but otherwise leave good programmers the hell alone.

      And get off my lawn.

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    6. Re:How to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the way to keep tech people happy is to give them good problems to work on, serve as a diplomatic layer to insulate them from the annoying people surrounding them in the world, and facilitate making the rules clear on the floor to minimize conflict among the team. And provide free pop.

      Yup, you got it.

      There's one thing I would add: sometimes company process can fall behind, with no fault due to the coder. This kills projects: when the coder has to start devoting tens of hours a week to dealing with tasks he worked on months ago and completely forgot about. This is especially true if these old tasks have to be merged into a new project, or vice-versa.

      At best, you lose track of what you have to do today. At worst, you would spend a whole day trying to figure out why something wasn't "working right" (but works to spec), and demonstrating that it isn't your "problem", and so had to move up the chain of responsibility for deliberation or a new spec.

      This was pretty bad at my last job. Not to brag, but I was particularly productive there, and consistently finished my tasks days ahead of schedule (we were on a week long cycle, and I'd be done by Wednesday morning typically). So I picked up more tasks, worked on my tooling, etc, on my "off time".

      Then we started working on a specific project (which itself was merging company code into our department's code, because our code had fallen three versions out of sync and there were substantial structural changes... blame management), instead of just working on maintenance tasks. Suddenly, I had two "top priorities". Because of a huge QA backlog, half my time was spent on months old tasks. My manager didn't seem to realize why that was a problem. Indeed, he was applying pressure for the team to finish the new project on an extremely tight deadline, and told me all that all those old tasks had to be done first. Because of the new project, the development servers' configurations were constantly in flux, making diagnosing "old" problems extremely difficult, as well (that's a separate issue, I guess, but it definitely added to my frustration). Managing multiple branches is always a huge pain in the ass as well. It was pretty damn demoralizing. The project was doomed to fail, and it imploded spectacularly when I left/was fired (for reasons irrelevant to this discussion, involving a head injury off the job). I heard they blamed the project's failure on the brand new servers they bought being too slow to deploy the application. I also hear they are getting less than half as much done now.

      It's easy to not appreciate how much an employee does for you if you never have problems with his work, which could at least serve as a basis for perceived improvement. This isn't my complaint, fundamentally. My boss called my work "bullet proof" because of how few problems it had. And I am sure he liked that, I just get the sense that he didn't comprehend the scale and breadth of my work on the project.

      Also, pop is bad for you. Nice green tea and coffee is much preferred.

    7. Re:How to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      our "pop" costs £0.20 GBP - there was apparently an uproar when it was changed from "free", but eventually people accepted it.

      (I work for a tech company)

    8. Re:How to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An answer is unambiguously right iff the requirements are clear-cut, and it remains right only until the point when these requirements change enough to make it wrong. I'm not going into the issue about right vs. better answer here.

      Any sufficiently challenging tech problem is as hard as people problems.

    9. Re:How to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And provide free pop.

      So how are things going up in western Pennsylvania

    10. Re:How to... by houghi · · Score: 1

      That depends on what the team building is. I have worked together with many geeks and almost all of them liked to have a beer. Most liked the heavier beers (I live in Belgium, so plenty of that around.).

      Trow in a few beers and drop the words "The source is better Open/Closed for our project." and you will see a lot of team building going on. It will be boring for the bystanders, but who cares.

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    11. Re:How to... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I don't care how smart you think you are, or how smart someone else says you are, if your shit don't work, it's stupid.

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  20. I have an ironic recursion story by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

    A coworker's boss once hired a "programmer" while my buddy was on vacation (avoiding the technical interview in the process.) The guy's first task was a simple program, but it always core dumped. He made no progress trying to get it fixed, so my friend held a code review. Each and every function looked like this:

    void foo()
    {
    ...
    some irrelevant but incomprehensibly bad code;
    ...
    main();
    }

    Yes. He called main() at the bottom of each function. When asked about it, the "programmer" said 'that's so it'll return back to main.'

    I think the biggest mistake we made was not firing that stupid manager on the spot. But I suppose if we fired managers based solely on incompetent decisions, ... well... you know.

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    1. Re:I have an ironic recursion story by Techman83 · · Score: 1

      Peanut Arms?

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    2. Re:I have an ironic recursion story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a highschool C++ class I was asked to TA, the teacher didn't know the language and apparently told the students to learn from the book. I came across several who called main() from the end of their program in lieu of a while loop.

    3. Re:I have an ironic recursion story by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

      I think the biggest mistake we made was not firing that stupid manager on the spot. But I suppose if we fired managers based solely on incompetent decisions, ... well... you know.

      Your company would probably make more money than seemed possible in recent years. During the dot-com, a company's probability of success was inversely proportional to the number of Aeron chairs. Companies also took on a lot of MBAs and managers back then. Most imploded.

      There should be plenty of hard data available by now. However, even without empirical evidence, everyone knows what the deal is:
      http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-05-20/
      http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-05-22/

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    4. Re:I have an ironic recursion story by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      But I suppose if we fired managers based solely on incompetent decisions...

      We would all still live in Eden?

  21. Wish I had mod points by SlappyBastard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because that is an interesting real world scenario to consider in this context. In fact, it would make for a good litmus test: would your hiring process stop the SF admin problem from occurring?

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    1. Re:Wish I had mod points by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because that is an interesting real world scenario to consider in this context. In fact, it would make for a good litmus test: would your hiring process stop the SF admin problem from occurring?

      Particularly given that it's not at all clear that the admin was even the problem...

    2. Re:Wish I had mod points by e9th · · Score: 4, Informative

      Childs is an interesting case. It seems he's a victim both of his own hubris and of sloppy management.

      I'd like to think that a skilled interviewer could determine whether a person like that would make it in a given organization, but I just don't know. I do think that articles like this help in identifying factors that might help in deciding

      (And who the hell modded you Troll?)

    3. Re:Wish I had mod points by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      We're talking about hiring practices for technical positions, not city administrators.

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    4. Re:Wish I had mod points by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard of this case before, and am confused. It says here that "Childs eventually did hand over his administrative passwords to San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom", so why is he still being held? I understand the high bail because they were worried about what he might do to the network, but surely the passwords have been changed by now? Or has the Mayor now sided with Childs against his employers and refused to hand them over, too?

    5. Re:Wish I had mod points by pizzap · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder what had happened if terry gave the passwords away earlier. Management probably would have crashed the whole sf infrastructure, hospitals and others.

    6. Re:Wish I had mod points by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      And Terry would have been liable, as it was in the employment rules that he was not to give the password to exactly the people who asked.

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    7. Re:Wish I had mod points by Coren22 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The are holding him for the horrible crime of sticking to the letter of the law WRT the rules about passwords. The people in power don't like being made fools of, and don't even realize that they brought it on themselves with very specific rules governing the release of passwords. He gave the password to the Mayor as that was the only person he was allowed to give them to according to the rules, and because he refused to give the passwords to his manager and random other people over a speakerphone, they feel he was trying to hold the network hostage.

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    8. Re:Wish I had mod points by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      By "Admin problem" you mean hiring someone who actually followed the security policies put in place?

  22. If you can't beat 'em... by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...get a gun.

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  23. Easy by hardburn · · Score: 1

    Just offer them a Miata, X-Men number 1, and a subscription to Playboy.

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    1. Re:Easy by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Eww. Offer them a Cayman S and let them find their own female companionship - the whole lone geek thing is only true in high school, and often not even then.

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    2. Re:Easy by hardburn · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Easy by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Oh come on - someone made up a hacker 10 years ago and I'm supposed to recognize it; I don't even read New Republic.

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    4. Re:Easy by hardburn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, it is a bit obscure. But it was an important part of early Internet journalism, so I was hoping someone on Slashdot would catch it.

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    5. Re:Easy by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      There's no female companionship in the basement.

    6. Re:Easy by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      hey, if I can afford a Cayman, I already have my own place and lowering my standards means I date someone that cares more about my car than I do.

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    7. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the whole lone geek thing is only true in high school, and often not even then.

      Is what you said, and

      There's no female companionship in the basement.

      Is my reply.

      Unless you mean to imply that most geeks out of high school (and often even then) have a Cayman S, in which case you're more delusional than I thought.

    8. Re:Easy by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      who ever said that anyone can afford a Cayman out of high school? I'm talking about the implications once I have one of those things. And yes, there is absolutely female companionship in the basement - it's quiet and private, so you and your date won't be disturbed.

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  24. Quoth the Grove: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Only the paranoid survive."

  25. Re:5 min by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and nobody here yet?

    You kidding? We've all gone off to update our resumes.

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  26. The catch 22 by fireheadca · · Score: 4, Funny

    A good hacker shouldn't be looking for work. He should be running....

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    1. Re:The catch 22 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good hacker shouldn't be looking for work. He should be running....

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      Au contraire

      A good hacker (cracker/etc) doesn't get caught. =)

    2. Re:The catch 22 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free Kevin!

      oh wait, wrong decade!

  27. Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right? by Grail · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Surely a site dedicated to news for nerds can get the distinction between hacker and cracker right?

    Nothing more to say.

  28. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by wampus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Words mean things. Everyone has to agree what those things are. If your definition of a word doesn't match the rest of the world's definition, you have a problem, not the rest of the world.

  29. Why would you even want to hire a cracker? by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

    Yes, I agree. Article seems to be more focused on hiring crackers. As any hacker knows, crackers are not generally skilled geniuses. I don't see why you'd want to hire one anyway, at least not for their cracker experience.

  30. That's the Project Manager's Job by xdor · · Score: 1

    They don't need to sit down with each other, the project manager needs to define the project goals: i.e. give them problems to work on. Mating the systems is part of that and would be in the requirements.

    1. Re:That's the Project Manager's Job by wampus · · Score: 1

      But requirements can be vague or just plain wrong, or incorrectly implemented. One of those pointless meetings is a really good way to shake those problems out before you have a bunch of useless code written.

    2. Re:That's the Project Manager's Job by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      But that meeting, ideally, should be geeks meeting with other geeks, and hammering out interface specs.

      There should not be sales, marketing, HR, upper management, or any other irrelevant staff involved. Only the project leader/manager, and the geeks in question.

      If the project manager doesn't relate to the geeks (s)he's managing, then they're not the right person for the job.

      And geeks can sit and talk about technology with other geeks to the wee hours of the morning.
      Just ask my wife. She'll verify that.

      (OMGLOLWTFBBQ!!! A /.er with a wife!!?!?!?)
      Yeah... and two kids. So you can figure out what we do with our evenings.....

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  31. What if you are hiring to be a hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best reason to hire them is to do stealthy, illegal stuff. But if they have an arrest record, or they say they are a hacker, it means they aren't very stealthy or discreet.

    1. Re:What if you are hiring to be a hacker? by kdemetter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And i wouldn't put it on my resume either : it's like a written statement of you admitting a crime.

    2. Re:What if you are hiring to be a hacker? by shentino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's more like you admitting you're a furry on the Something Awful site.

      The proper definition of a hacker, a person who does interesting things with computers, is completely harmless.

      Yet it too has been poisoned by negative connotations by propaganda to the point that only a fool makes it public knowledge.

    3. Re:What if you are hiring to be a hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's more like you admitting you're a furry on the Something Awful site.

      The proper definition of a hacker, a person who does interesting things with computers, is completely harmless.

      Yet it too has been poisoned by negative connotations by propaganda to the point that only a fool makes it public knowledge.

      Don't be bitter about the meaning of a word evolving over time. You wouldn't put that you are generally fun-loving and gay on your resume these days either.

    4. Re:What if you are hiring to be a hacker? by shentino · · Score: 1

      No but that makes you look like a goof-off.

      Gay may be something else, but it's thanks to propaganda that hacker and furry are both a Bad Thing (tm)

    5. Re:What if you are hiring to be a hacker? by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I always thought that someone who said they were a hacker probably wasn't (for either definition) and was instead being pompous.

      --
      Opera, Proxomitron-Grypen,GPG 0x0A1C6EE3
    6. Re:What if you are hiring to be a hacker? by Meski · · Score: 1

      If others (excluding law enforcement) called me a hacker, it'd give me a warm inner glow, but I wouldn't call myself one.

  32. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's 2009 and people are still scared of hackers? People are needed in security roles, hire based on skills and personality just as one would in any other role. If one really needs to get specialized with it base it off how sales guys are hired: sure, they probably did blow in their past and lied to customers, but that was their job.

  33. Fudge Packers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am diabetic you insensitive clod.

  34. from the kid-have-you-rehabilitated-yourself dept. by zimage · · Score: 1

    Love the Arlo Guthrie reference here :)

  35. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by jmerlin · · Score: 1

    TFA is not written by slashdot.

    If it had been, we would've had CmdrTaco instantly it him to -1 ignorant.

    On that note, the entire article sucks. I don't like this guy, I'm modding him -1 ignorant IRL.

  36. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by pipedwho · · Score: 2, Funny

    Word.

  37. How to Hire a Hacker by falconwolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When it is safe to have a hacker on your IT staff

    It is always safe to hire and employ a hacker. If they don't follow the hacker ethic they aren't a hacker. Maybe a cracker, hackivist, or script kiddie but not a hacker.

    Falcon

    1. Re:How to Hire a Hacker by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Both of these normative ethical principles are widely, but by no means universally, accepted among hackers.

      Your own source points out the fact that the second aspect of the "hacker ethic" is controversial, and also state in plain English (see above) that those rules are not universally agreed upon. But you say that all hackers follow those ethics. So which is wrong: your source or you?

    2. Re:How to Hire a Hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hackers break into computer systems, sorry.

      http://www.phrack.com/issues.html?issue=65&id=2#article

    3. Re:How to Hire a Hacker by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      To me much like medical doctors, hackers do no harm. Here I'm going back to the Tech Model Railroad ClubWoz and the others who created personal computers.

      I suppose you could say I'm biased, but as you say yourself there's not a universally agreed definition of what a hacker is. Up until the early '80s that is what "hacker" meant. The first recorded use of "hacker" as someone who was bad, mischievous, or otherwise caused harm was in 1984 I believe. In his 1984 book "Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution" Steven Levy doesn't use "hacker" as a negative. As mentioned here the original use of "hack" was as inelegant kludges so a hacker would be one who used inelegant kludges.

      Falcon

    4. Re:How to Hire a Hacker by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I'm not necessarily disagreeing with your overarching point. To me, a hacker is a "good guy" while "cracker" is the term that carries the negative connotation. I merely wanted to point out the discrepancy between your claims and your source. Nothing else. I.e. while you and I might agree on the term "hacker," there are other self-proclaimed hackers who will not, and we're not in a position to question their claim to be a hacker just because it doesn't conform to our definition. Pigeonholing them with other terms such as hacktivist and whatnot seems too dismissive to me, and won't change the fact that employers will still have to deal with those types of people.

    5. Re:How to Hire a Hacker by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Pigeonholing them with other terms such as hacktivist and whatnot seems too dismissive to me

      I won't pigeonhole anyone with "hacktivist". Cracker yes, but not hacktivist. At least hacktivists have a political ideology they feel is right. I can respect a hacktivist but not a cracker.

      Well there is one cracker I can respect, a Florida cracker

      . Falcon

  38. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohh?

    So when the entire world said the world was flat, and one man said it was round, that one man was wrong?
    And when everyone burned witches, and one man said there are no such thing as witches, that man was wrong?...

    You're an idiot.

  39. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by wampus · · Score: 1, Funny

    You see, I was talking about words. Strings of sound that have an arbitrary meaning. You are talking about facts. Demonstrable pieces of information. It's like comparing your mother and a classy lady.

  40. Re:5 min by socceroos · · Score: 1

    sorry mate, I've bitten. A Good Troll is a bad human.

  41. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by Entropic+Alchemist · · Score: 1

    Words mean things. Everyone has to agree what those things are. If your definition of a word doesn't match the rest of the world's definition, you have a problem, not the rest of the world.

    What about the word "theory". I think that most people in the world would use it incorrectly, but it doesn't change the meaning of the word.

    --
    Remember the Second Law of Thermodynamics: Let the Lord of Chaos Rule
  42. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by jmerlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is absurd. The term 'hacker' as it fits into the computing world, was originated by persons who called themselves or others hackers to define skill or drive. It was later BASTARDIZED by the ignorance of people not in the industry to indicate those who could be termed 'hackers' who were essentially black hats or crackers, even outcasts.

    So the precedent this sets, and you support, is that just because jargon is misused and abused outside of a field, we should change its definition. Do you understand how silly that is? The term 'hacker' has a meaning that was completely agreed upon by the persons who coined it, therein lies its definition.

  43. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by wampus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Welp, you can sit there and debate the meaning of the word inflammable, I'll be waiting in the parking lot for the fire department.

  44. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    Welp, you can sit there and debate the meaning of the word inflammable, I'll be waiting in the parking lot for the fire department.

    That was tremendously funny. Rest assured, I will steal that line and use it elsewhere.

    --
    Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  45. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    it's a fact that the word 'hacker' refers to a specific thing you don't like in popular culture. You can like it or not - the world doesn't care.

    --
    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  46. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by walshy007 · · Score: 1

    In essence you are arguing that a words definition comes from common usage.

    After listening to some of the tripe that comes out of teenagers mouths these days one would wonder if you could say that again with a straight face afterwards.

    In regards to the term 'hacker' almost everyone who works in the industry to some extent knows the geeks version. Only those that don't have exposure get it incorrect, but most lay people don't understand trade-specific terms anyway. Does that mean that the people who study the trade are wrong, and the average person is right? due to their collective lack of knowledge?

  47. How to Hack a Hiker by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I first read it as "How to Hack a Hiker". Freddy Cruger?

  48. Do they really mean Hackers? by falconcy · · Score: 1

    Surely they are not really talking about hackers here. The mass media hysteria and a few movies have a lot to answer for in elevating script kiddies and passing them off as "hackers".

  49. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by kbielefe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, please. Like many words in the English language, the word "hacker" has distinct meanings in distinct contexts, and you and everyone else here knew perfectly well which was intended in this case. The guy who looks around for an aquatic bird when someone says "duck!" might have a valid semantic point, but he still looks like an elitist fool when something smacks him upside the head.

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  50. 3 paragraphs, I've read enough. by thrillbert · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Being a 'hacker' who can find solutions to problems most mortals deem impossible, I can tell you that the approach taken by the article is just plain and simply *WRONG*.

    If you seriously want someone who thinks out of the box and can figure out complex problems, there really are just a few simple steps to take into consideration:

    1) Realize you WILL be hiring someone smarter than you
    2) Be okay with it since it will make you look smarter!
    3) Allow them to do their job! Don't impose on them stupid ass schedules that require them to attend stupid ass meetings all the freaking time! Light bulb moments don't come on schedules, they come when you allow them to spend their own good time figuring out YOUR problem.
    4) DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE TRY TO MICROMANAGE!!!!!!
    5) Understand they are not after your job.. they just want to do THE job you hired them to do.. so chill out, give them raises and plain and simple, keep them happy!

    Step #6 is of course "PROFIT!!!"

    --thrill

  51. Which is why MS can't produce by Jinjuku · · Score: 0

    'One time when I interviewed with Microsoft in Redmond I couldn't get over this sense of corporate entitlement -- it was one of the biggest turn-offs that I had during my interviewing day there,' says Strom. 'I got the feeling that I wasn't going to fit in, no matter how smart I thought (or they thought) I was

    Which is why MS with their vast amount of resource (human and money) couldn't produce something like the iPhone. They have a myopic culture that doesn't allow for a person that doesn't want to wear a suit and tie to work.

  52. Suss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wtf.

  53. What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Describe a case of criminal hacking in which someone's personally identifiable information is stolen and used for identity theft. Ask the candidate to describe how the victim might feel. Look for signs of empathy (or its absence).

    Great. So the chances to be hired decrease if I can't vocalize empathetically how an identity theft victim would feel. Or is it maybe that being prone to identity theft and having the chops for telling a dramatic story are not directly related? Is this a book writing job or a code writing job?

  54. Re:5 min by Another,+completely · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, I get it now. It's a first-post. I thought that was just an interview technique: if he shows up on time, he's too aware of his surroundings to be a real hacker.

  55. Re:5 min by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Totally off topic - couldn't help but notice your username...
    Socceroos at 14 in the world in the latest FIFA rankings!

  56. Passive aggressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That could be a communication skills test for a potential employee: sneak the word 'hacker' into the conversation and see if he starts complaining about hacker vs. cracker.

    Language and words change. A person who can't change his brain accordingly can be problematic. "I insist on misunderstanding you because you don't obey my language rules" is not a team member.

    1. Re:Passive aggressive by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, people who can't consistently use language correctly are very hard to work with. How are you supposed to know what they mean when they don't use words properly?

      I refuse to guess. If people state things poorly at work, I tell them so and demand that they clarify before I will act on their words. My time and the company's money are too valuable to guess.

      --
      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
  57. Or you could hire a psychopath by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Or you could hire a psychopath who knows exactly how the victim will feel .... and wishes that he could make them feel worse.

  58. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by lordandmaker · · Score: 1

    Oh, please. Like many words in the English language, the word "hacker" has distinct meanings in distinct contexts,

    Yes, and in the headline on a site claiming to host 'news for nerds' I'd expect it to not mean naughty people.

  59. Original Networkworld Article by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1
    Hiring hackers (part 2).

    Text:

    This is the second of a two-part series on hiring hackers and criminal hackers into IT groups as programmers, network administrators and security personnel.

    In a previous series of articles in this column in 2005, I discussed general principles of security when evaluating candidates for any position. A more extensive resource is "Personnel Management and INFOSEC" which, with some expansion, became the chapter on "Employment Practices and Policies" in both the Fourth and Fifth Editions of the Computer Security Handbook (CSH5).

    Chapter 12 of the CSH5 is "The Psychology of Computer Criminals" by Dr. Q. Campbell and David M. Kennedy. The authors point out that research on computer criminals suggests that some criminal hackers may exhibit addictive or compulsive behavior resulting from "a combination of compulsive behaviors and curiosity." In addition, "the need for power and recognition by their peers may both be motivating factors for some cybervandals. Computer criminals report feelings of enjoyment and satisfaction when they prove themselves better than system administrators and their peers." [p 12.3]

    In another section, the authors report research that suggests that criminal hackers may "alter their thinking to justify their negative actions.... Immoral behaviors can be justified by comparing them to more egregious acts, minimizing the consequences of the actions, displacing responsibility, and blaming the victim[s] themselves."

    Another problem is that some criminal hackers may exhibit traits associated with clinical personality disorders such as the narcissistic personality disorder. One of the most important aspects of this disorder is the sense of entitlement. Campbell and Kennedy write, "Entitlement is described as the belief that one is in some way privileged and owed special treatment or recognition.... When corporate authority does not recognize an individual's inflated sense of entitlement, the criminal insider seeks revenge via electronic criminal aggressions."

    Dr. Jerrold M. Post wrote Chapter 13 of the CSH5, "The Dangerous Information Technology Insider: Psychological Characteristics and Career Patterns." He agrees that many criminal hackers who are employees (insiders) show signs of personality disorders. In particular, he warns that several types of insiders who have a past history of criminal hacking may engage in dangerous hacking such as inserting logic bombs for extortion, theft of information for industrial espionage, and development of a sense of ownership over the entire system for which they have been hired as system administrators.[p 13.7]

    Post has a list of recommendations for all IT hiring which are as follows:

    • The hiring process for employees in sensitive positions should be redesigned.
    • Monitoring, detection and management should be improved.
    • Clear information technology policies should be formulated and briefed to incoming employees. An employee cannot be found in violation of a procedure if it is not clearly formulated and communicated.
    • Specialized support services for IT employees should be established. For example, IT employees are often reluctant to meet with an Employee Assistance Program (EAP) counselor but may avail themselves of online support services.
    • Screening and selection procedures should be augmented to include online behavior by searching the Web using search engines.
    • Termination procedures are formalized.
    • Management of CITIs [computer information technology insiders] must be strengthened.
    • Enforce computer ethics policies and mandated practices.
    • Incorporate innovative approaches to the management of at-risk IT personnel.
    • Add human factors to computer security audit.

    I recommend the following precautionary measures be added to the usual hirin

  60. Get Out of Jail Free Card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just make sure their father can keep them out of jail. Daddy being the head of the NSA would be best.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_T._Morris

  61. Re:Cracker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It can't be about cracker's: Those white goody goodies are the ones who make all the rules.

    If it's crimminals you want, perhaps you're referring to Brothers?

    (Ducks, hides, posts anonymously, and hides more;)

  62. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by selven · · Score: 1

    That particular terminology war is over. We lost.

  63. Cracker != hacker by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    I know it's been said lots of times before, but I think FOSS has been on the map for enough years now, that it's about time the trade press got a clue.

    Crackers and hackers are two different groups of people. One group are criminal, sociopathic 14 year olds (whether chronologically or mentally) who write malware, troll security sites in eager anticipation of someone else's implementations of exploits, (because they generally don't have a prayer of being able to actually code themselves) and spend their time generating grist for Theo de Raadt's mill, more or less in general.

    Hackers are programmers, and (to an extent, archetypically speaking) practical jokers; but the elements which differentiates hackish pranks from cracker behaviour, are first of all the playful/exploratory nature of their pranks, (as opposed to psychopathic, which is the cracker mentality) as well as the question of whether or not said pranks do genuinely lasting harm.

    Granted, a lot of Linux's programmers these days still manage to fall into the sociopathic 14 year old category, even if they're not actively writing exploits; but even so, the distinction between Stallmanite Linux Youth, hate filled though they may be, and actual crackers, is still there.

  64. Horse-Cart by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    Bzzt. Wrong answer, sorry. People get drunk together because they are comfortable with each other, not the other way 'round.

    --
    My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love
  65. I farted. by magnusrex1280 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That is all.

  66. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone doesn't exhibit one personality disorder or another, there's something wrong with them.

  67. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by russotto · · Score: 1

    The guy who looks around for an aquatic bird when someone says "duck!" might have a valid semantic point, but he still looks like an elitist fool when something smacks him upside the head.

    Unless he's on a nature tour. Slashdot is more of a freak show than a nature tour, but still, until I got to the part about arrest records, I assumed the summary was talking about businesses that actually want to hire hackers in the non-pejorative sense. Since management's usual tendency is to prefer not to employ such people, it would have been a breath of fresh air.

  68. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Usage is language. If the majority of people use the word to mean X, it means X.

    If you can't cope with this fact, go learn a language nobody else cares about, like Esperanto, then you can have the run of the place. But if you're going to speak a language that other people also speak, then you'll just have to cope with change. Sorry.

  69. Lake Wobegon effect by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    Half of the people have below average I.Q.'s while 90% of people believe they are in the top ten percentile... mathematically they just can't all fit no matter how much their parents told them they are above average.

  70. On "Hackers" by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

    Ah, I can remember back to the days when I was working in my local community college computer lab and some adjunct professor had forgotten her password and wanted me to "hack" into her account for her.

    "I'm sorry, but I really doubt I could do that."

    "But your supposed to be good at computers, don't you read Wired magazine."

    "I'm sorry Ma'am I can't say that I do." (I didn't bring up that I had read the odd issue of 2600)

    "Well, you really should work harder and learn more about computers and read Wired magazine."

    "I'll keep that in mind, Ma'am, sorry I couldn't help you."

    What did this conversation tell me? This person believed:

    1. Everyone who is good at computers can break into other people's password protected accounts at will.

    2. All such people read Wired magazine.

    So, Hacker == Good At Computers == Someone who can break into computers.

    --
    "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    1. Re:On "Hackers" by seebs · · Score: 1

      I get a couple of emails a month, maybe a bit more, from people who want me to break into stuff, because they saw that I was associated with an article on "hiring a hacker" and they wanted to pay me to break into stuff.

      I generally point out that they should maybe have read the article first.

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  71. Room Temperature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    27?

  72. Re:Its Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure thing. Just cook that chicken up with some braised stoat and microgreens, and I'll suck it on down.

  73. Water boarding by plopez · · Score: 1

    I hear it's a very effective technique

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  74. Hey samzenpus by bitemykarma · · Score: 1

    Did you mean hire a "cracker"?

  75. Re:5 min by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it would be prudent to have a hooker take care of the BJ. Even for those in this audience that swing that way, it's probably difficult to keep control of the gun while doing that.

  76. Re:5 min by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

    7/10, would rage again.

  77. Re:5 min by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    You can if you want to, although I would rather put a gun to his head,
    GET A GIRL TO GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB, and tell him to break AES256

  78. My favorite hackers are on NCIS by grikdog · · Score: 1

    I love it when the boys and girls at NCIS "crack" a password in 7 seconds flat. Turing? Who eez zis "Turing?"

    On the plus side, most good guy fictional hackers have ethics, so they would never, ever turn up the gain on Mom's favorite cable channel (dimming out the sound on 288 other channels for everyone else...!) Hey, troo story. I had to share the same fabric walls with this slackaroon. Oh, fondly do I remember the wails when the Powers That Be punished me even further ("bad attitude") by putting him on my project: "Hey, wtf! This is rocket science!" He was good to his wife and kids, IIRC.

    --
    ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  79. Re:5 min by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the contrary, a good human is a bad troll.

  80. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The caterpillar takes umbrage.

  81. using improper definitions by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, people who can't consistently use language correctly are very hard to work with. How are you supposed to know what they mean when they don't use words properly?

    That's why I posted that. If you look through the post for this article, that was the only post I made on the subject until my replies to you and the other replier hours after I made the original post. I've done the same other tymes articles came up that had a negative connotation to "hacker". I've done the same for the improper use of "polygamy" as well. Polygamy is not what the Mormons did and various break-off sects now practice along with some Muslims. Polygamy is when a person, male or female, can have more than one spouse. What those sects and Muslims, where a man can have more than one wife, practice is polygyny. It's opposite, where a woman can have more than one spouse is polyandry.

    Falcon

  82. Why Employ/Not hire me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One is a career and one is for hire. Dev of NMAP Fyodor is here and spent time in the Royal College of London, he also runs http://www.sec-tools.org/ I might be a CDC Member "Cult of the Dead Cow" or pulltheplug who can get r00t faster than you can lockdown any of your systems. But this time I am anonymous with this post. You can employ a true hacker who is loyal. You can hire a hacker and get backdoored. I would just like to say and give credit to Fyodor.you are a genius bro! You really did change life better than Linus Torvalds!

  83. Re:Surely Slashdot can get cracker vs hacker right by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    I'd guess most of the people within the computer use the word hacker interchangeably, the meaning changing with the context. "I put a wrapper around this program to fix the bug. It's a pretty ugly hack." "He's more of an old-school hacker." "Hackers made off with information from my bank..."

    The only place I ever see someone getting huffy now at the definition of hacker changing are people on Slashdot and the occasional technology web forum.