I'm sure they thought it was a great idea when they changed the calendar system, but did the have any idea the far reaching consequences it would have? Such as strange stories about F.O.O.L. features. The fools, what have they done?!
I think the idea of helping paralyzed people walk is great and all, but we all know where this is going. When the monkeys rise up against humanity they will not be running around hitting people with sticks. No, they are going to be running around in armored robotic suits, swiftly enslaving the human race.
Am I paranoid? Probably.
Am I wrong? Probably not.
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I'm fairly certain any cake she baked for you is a lie.
It would be interesting if ATMs started spewing out money...mass chaos, grandmas beating people with umbrellas, cats and dogs falling from the sky.
I'm sure they thought it was a great idea when they changed the calendar system, but did the have any idea the far reaching consequences it would have? Such as strange stories about F.O.O.L. features. The fools, what have they done?!
So I guess all those mornings spent licking the floor was a bad plan.
I think the idea of helping paralyzed people walk is great and all, but we all know where this is going. When the monkeys rise up against humanity they will not be running around hitting people with sticks. No, they are going to be running around in armored robotic suits, swiftly enslaving the human race. Am I paranoid? Probably. Am I wrong? Probably not.