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  1. So next year... on Atlantic Hurricane Season 30 Percent Stronger Than Normal · · Score: 1

    ...if hurricane season is 30% weaker than that same average, can I declare global warming over?

  2. What's good for the goose... on Federal Judge Approves Warrantless, Covert Video Surveillance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    U.S. Attorney James Santelle, who argued that warrantless surveillance cameras on private property "does not violate the Fourth Amendment."

    Well, Mr. U.S. Attorney James Santelle, I'll be over at your house in a few minutes with my camera to start recording what you do on your property.

  3. My Computer? on 48-Core Chips Could Redefine Mobile Devices · · Score: 1

    The phone would be smart enough to not just be a computer but it could be my computer.

    Anyone have a clue what he means by "my computer"? All the computers I currently own and use are my computer already.

  4. Odd name on Prince of Sealand Dies At 91 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...naming his son Michael Regent of Sealand

    Kind of an odd name. His middle name is Regent? And can you change the name of your son once he is an adult? Weird.

  5. Re:Manual econoboxes accelerate just fine on How We'll Get To 54.5 Mpg By 2025 · · Score: 2

    All ramps are legally required to be of a sufficient length for any properly maintained car to reach merging speed.

    That is the most vague, made up shit I have every heard on /.

    "Properly maintained" doesn't sound like a very well defined legal definition.

    You are supposed to accelerate around the curve before you get to the straightaway...

    Would you care to explain how you are suppose to drive 55-65 MPH on a 35-45 MPH (or less) curve?

  6. Re:Manual econoboxes accelerate just fine on How We'll Get To 54.5 Mpg By 2025 · · Score: 2

    ... it could get up to 65 to merge onto the interstate.

    Well of course it could. No one thinks that 4 cylinder cars can't reach highway speed. The question is how long does it take. Some on ramps are long enough for even the wimpiest car to get up to speed before merging. Some on ramps you need some serious acceleration to get up to highway speed before you run out of room.

  7. Probability??? on Take a Free Networking Class From Stanford · · Score: 1

    ...the prerequisites are an understanding of probability,...

    What the hell? No wonder the internet slows down for no apparent reason:

    User: What are the chances of my packet getting through today?

    Network admin: Eh, about 83% today. Maybe your odds will improve tomorrow.

  8. Re:Better for her to preside over downfall of HP.. on HP Plans To Cut Product Lines; Company Turnaround In 2016 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it will be much better with Jerry Brown presiding over it instead...

  9. Statistical tools??? on Statistical Tools For Detecting Electoral Fraud · · Score: 1

    ...typically 100% turnout for a vote-counting region, with 100% voting for the winning party...

    Um, just exactly how much statistical analysis is necessary to declare this fraud?

  10. Easy solution on What Should Start-Ups Do With the Brilliant Jerk? · · Score: 1

    I hear Apple is looking to hire a new CEO.

  11. Re:Must past this test on California Legalizes Self Driving Cars · · Score: 1

    The faster he gets home, the sooner he can smack her I guess?

  12. Re:Probably on Can a Court Order You To Delete a Facebook Account? · · Score: 1

    How many innocent people have we wound up throwing in prison until they die?

    Because if/when exonerating evidence turns up they can take advantage of it by, you know, still being alive.

    I don't think so.

  13. Re:Probably on Can a Court Order You To Delete a Facebook Account? · · Score: 2

    There are also way too many cases of people on death row who end up being cleared.

    Couldn't this be an indication that the appeals process is working?

    How many innocent people have we wound up executing? We'll never know.

    How many innocent people have we wound up throwing in prison until they die? We'll never know.

  14. Patches? on Oracle Patches Java 7 Vulnerability · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given all the news lately, I first read that as 'Patents'...

  15. Re:prove your memory on Bill "The Science Guy" Nye Says Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children · · Score: 1

    1. I remember your post.

    2. I look it up in your post history.

    3. They match.

    Let me prove your stupid memory/faith assertion as completely wrong in about the simplest way possible. How is it that you get home each day? Or don't starve to death? Or know how to talk?

    Because... you... remember... these... things.

    If this isn't enough proof for you, then you are just refusing to accept reality.

  16. Re:prove your memory on Bill "The Science Guy" Nye Says Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children · · Score: 2

    I love philosophy most of all because it really angers shallow westerners.

    So the reason you really love philosophy is because it pisses off shallow people? That's... pretty shallow.

  17. Re:prove your memory on Bill "The Science Guy" Nye Says Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children · · Score: 1

    I accept my memory as reliable. My acceptance is an act of faith.

    Where do you come up with this shit?

    I don't need 'faith' to accept my memory as reliable. I can test it easily at any point.

  18. Re:prove your memory on Bill "The Science Guy" Nye Says Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children · · Score: 1

    And mathematics is a product of philosophy.

    Yeah, I can see philosophers developing mathematics:

    2+2=4... or does it? Who can say for sure?

  19. Re:prove your memory on Bill "The Science Guy" Nye Says Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children · · Score: 1

    How do you know that all this technology is around you?

    Are you typing this on your paper philosophy degree, or a keyboard?

    Also, if philosophy is bullshit then we might as well crawl back to ~C4 BC and start again.

    Yes, it's philosophy that brought us out of the caves and developed all this technology. How many philosophy majors are Intel and Microsoft employing these days?

  20. Re:prove your memory on Bill "The Science Guy" Nye Says Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children · · Score: 1

    Remember that stupid post you just made?

    Checking your post history confirms that my memory recalls it perfectly in all it's stupidity.

  21. Why would the US need Sweden? on Cables Show US Seeks Assange · · Score: 2

    If he is in the UK (as he has been for some time), why wouldn't we just ask the UK to extradite him? That's the only thing that doesn't seem to add up when people yell, "The rape charge is just an excuse to extradite to the US"!

    Is Sweden our extradition bitch or something? They say yes to every request we make???

  22. Re:Another perspective on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 1

    I vote.

    Can you let us know how you manage to vote for Senators and Representatives in the other forty-nine states that you don't live in? Therein lies the problem with 'federalizing' every damn thing that a state or local government can/should take care of.

  23. Re:Another perspective on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 1

    Excuse me for a moment while I go buy my Federally mandated health insurance policy...

  24. Re:Unfortunately, UK has become Uncle Sam's lapdog on UK Authorities Threaten To Storm Ecuadorian Embassy To Arrest Julian Assange · · Score: 0

    but whenever I read something about the NHS, its a sad story in the Daily Mail about some doctor making a silly mistake that takes a way a father or mother from their children, or vice versa...

    The fact you consider losing all your savings preferable to a National Health Service is, well..., just really *sad*.

    I think the fact that you would rather lose a loved one instead of you life savings is really sad.

  25. Have they even HEARD of the internet? on Saudi Arabia Objects To Proposed .gay gTLD, Among Others · · Score: 1

    Do they think that the current internet is unable to host sites that 'promote homosexuality'?

    On a side note, who here still thinks it's a good idea for the UN to be in charge of the internet?