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  1. Re:Old cars too. on Dashboard Linux - 1 Year Later · · Score: 1

    Congrats... YOu are as old and pathetic as I am.

  2. Re:Old cars too. on Dashboard Linux - 1 Year Later · · Score: 2

    IT is a BMW 320i. I am not much into raw proformance, I prefer proformance with finesse.

    I am looking for a BMW 633CSi for my next project, now that my 320i is almost fully restored.

  3. Old cars too. on Dashboard Linux - 1 Year Later · · Score: 2

    I am just glad that they are not just thinking about new cars, for this project. My car is 24 years old, and I have no plans to replace it. With the work that I have just done to it, my baby is probably good for at least another 10 years.

    Never trust a car under 20 years old.

  4. Re:Gifts for the working geek? on Geek Christmas Gift Ideas · · Score: 2

    Would that be a gift certificate for a massage parlor, or a "massage parlor"?

  5. Re:Tech TV on Geek Christmas Gift Ideas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its a festivus for the rest of us.

  6. Re:Gartner is useless on Human-Computer Interfaces From 2003 to 2012 · · Score: 2

    In other news Gartner Group buys keyboard and mouse manufacturing companys.

  7. Re:2012 on Human-Computer Interfaces From 2003 to 2012 · · Score: 2

    The world came to an end January 1 2001, but we were all too drunk too notice.

  8. Re:In Soviet Russia on Jon Johansen Trial Continues · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah,and in Americia they are beginning to realize that it is no longer a joke.

  9. Re:"doing god knows what with it"? on MacAddict Tracks Down eBay Scam Artist · · Score: 1

    You really, REALLY don't want too know.

  10. Re:*sob* - "innovations" on OS/2 Going, Going... Gone · · Score: 1

    "Passport was an acquisition, not a Microsoft innovation."

    Most things are.

  11. Re:obligatory mirror on Turn-Key Linux Audio · · Score: 1

    "now play nice with my server :)"

    What server? Do you mean the smokeing puddle in the corner?

  12. Re:What the fsck? on Class Action Filed Against Bonzi Software · · Score: 1

    "We don't want our best and brightest to believe that the easiest way to get ahead is to steal or hurt other people."

    Our best and brightest know that the best way to get ahead is internet pr0n.

  13. Re:Finally... on British To Release UFO Files · · Score: 1

    There is no secret... Just dial 1-800-C-O-L-L-E-C-T.

  14. Re:Care on Top SciTech Gifts 2002 · · Score: 1

    "SciAm should also promote more ethical gifts, such as adopting endangered animals,"

    Read the whole article. There are 5 pages, and they do exactly what you suggest on page 5.

  15. Re:For a lot of people out there... on Top SciTech Gifts 2002 · · Score: 1

    That isn't a girlfriend... That is a hooker... There is a slight diffrence.

  16. Re:You're not required to answer, though. on RadioShack Stops Being Nosy · · Score: 1

    Wow, I didn't even think of it... My .sig is on topic..

  17. Re:You're not required to answer, though. on RadioShack Stops Being Nosy · · Score: 1

    It just isn't a good day unless you offend someone.

    My favourite way is to go to a used car lot, and when the the sales worm slimes up too you, and askes your name, reply with a very brisk "Mr. _________."

    Whatever you do don'y give them your first name... It is fun, the really just don't know what to do.

  18. Re:Recycle PC's? on The Darker Side of Computer Recycling · · Score: 1

    I know of a place near me that does the same thing, except that slap a $139.99 price tag on it.

  19. Re:I don't even use email anymore on Email (As We Know It) Doomed? · · Score: 2

    Could be.. Might be an interesting poll for a change.

  20. Re:I don't even use email anymore on Email (As We Know It) Doomed? · · Score: 1

    My personal favourites:

    president@whitehouse.gov
    joe@bob.com
    none@of.y our.biz

  21. Re:It was easy for me on Moving Your Kids to Linux? · · Score: 1

    The Potato guy is fun for all ages..

    Playing with the potato guy while drunk, is a blast.

  22. Re:Hardware detection on Klaus Knopper, Creator of Knoppix Talks to DistroWatch · · Score: 1

    Either because your prefered distro sucks, or because you haven't done an install in over 2 years.

  23. Re:Obligatory Simpson's reference. on Klaus Knopper, Creator of Knoppix Talks to DistroWatch · · Score: 1

    Correction:

    Live from the Appolo theater, Krusty's Komedy Klasic.

  24. Re:Real sysops don't eat quiche... on Teach Yourself UNIX System Administration In 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that... It has been a long time since I last saw that list.

  25. Re:Trends (bad correlation) on Have Fujitsu Harddrives Been Failing in Record Numbers? · · Score: 1

    Western digital. The do tend to run a little warm, so make sure they get some air, or better yet their own fan.

    No, I do not work for WD. I am just a VERY satisfied customer. I have bought many HDDs and have only once had a WD fail, and even then it made the most beautiful pinging noise. ;)