The Galaxy Quest DVD has an audio track composed completely of the aliens' language. It's extremely funny for about five minutes, and then you are just forced to wonder why the went through the ENTIRE movie.
"How can you look someone in the face and tell them that you might have given them something that would eventually kill them?"
You mean like what a mother would say to her newborn child?
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So it's wrong for Americans to generalize the cultures of other nations, but it's perfectly okay for the rest of the globe to take pot-shots at us whenever they get the chance?
For Americans, a lot of it is ignorance. For the rest of the world, it seems to be out of obsessive jealousy and hatred. I would rather be ignorant than be a bigot.
*I* didn't take shit from you, and implying that I did so disgraces your ancestors by inferring that your porn-surfing, computer-using ass had anything at all to do with the native american culture of yore.
Your bring shame to your family by breeding hate, your bring shame to your heritage by using the internet, of all things, to do so, and you bring shame to the whole of native american culture by acting like a putz.
There have been plenty of atrocities commited by people of white skin throughout history, but don't blame me for it just because I am white. My grandfather wasn't even alive when those hillbillies raped "your" land.
Seems like the only people who have a problem with color these days are minorities.
And at least I have the balls to use my real account to post this.
I don't know if that's the intention, but it is certainly having that effect.
I am a smoker, and every time I see these impotant fucks on TV, I light up a camel just for them.
I liked the carton of smokes idea from a few posts back, but I think that what I'll do is buy myself a carton, smoke the cigarettes, put the butts in the carton, and mail it to them with a note that reads: "Here, assholes, I smoked these just for you"
And as a condition of my will, when I die of lung cancer, I want my family to mail my death certificate to these pseudo-health-nazis, and then sue them for prompting me to smoke so much.
...or the Nosferatu-inspired Shadows Of the Vampire...
Wow, a vampire movie inspired by Nosferatu. I wouldn't have guessed that one. Thanks, Jon, for clearing that up for me. I'll rush right out and see what is so obviously a brilliant and original flick about vampires (and inspired by Nosferatu, no less).
So buy a Visor. You can get the cell phone module for it, it can tell time, there are a few MP3 player modules out there. Then all you need are your smokes and your SecureID.
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"He was bending over at the time he was shot"
Maybe he was the first goatse.cx troll.
Well personally I don't think the Onion is any of his damn concern. He should spend more time worrying about Perl.
Slow down cowboy!
The U.S. Government requires you to wait 2 minutes between each monopoly.
It's been 120 seconds since your last merger!
Troll? I thought it was funny as hell.
...then again, I think dead whores are funny.
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?
The Galaxy Quest DVD has an audio track composed completely of the aliens' language. It's extremely funny for about five minutes, and then you are just forced to wonder why the went through the ENTIRE movie.
My homepage is much nicer.
OH MY GOD! Somebody melted George Lucas.
"How can you look someone in the face and tell them that you might have given them something that would eventually kill them?"
You mean like what a mother would say to her newborn child?
So it's wrong for Americans to generalize the cultures of other nations, but it's perfectly okay for the rest of the globe to take pot-shots at us whenever they get the chance?
For Americans, a lot of it is ignorance. For the rest of the world, it seems to be out of obsessive jealousy and hatred. I would rather be ignorant than be a bigot.
*I* didn't take shit from you, and implying that I did so disgraces your ancestors by inferring that your porn-surfing, computer-using ass had anything at all to do with the native american culture of yore.
Your bring shame to your family by breeding hate, your bring shame to your heritage by using the internet, of all things, to do so, and you bring shame to the whole of native american culture by acting like a putz.
There have been plenty of atrocities commited by people of white skin throughout history, but don't blame me for it just because I am white. My grandfather wasn't even alive when those hillbillies raped "your" land.
Seems like the only people who have a problem with color these days are minorities.
And at least I have the balls to use my real account to post this.
I don't know if that's the intention, but it is certainly having that effect.
I am a smoker, and every time I see these impotant fucks on TV, I light up a camel just for them.
I liked the carton of smokes idea from a few posts back, but I think that what I'll do is buy myself a carton, smoke the cigarettes, put the butts in the carton, and mail it to them with a note that reads: "Here, assholes, I smoked these just for you"
And as a condition of my will, when I die of lung cancer, I want my family to mail my death certificate to these pseudo-health-nazis, and then sue them for prompting me to smoke so much.
I'm bitter, and I smoke. The two go hand-in-hand.
Damn good answer. Someone mod this up.
Read every other word in the headline of this story.
Hey sweet, cell phones in space. Now if I could just find a space shuttle with the Executive Assistance of OnStar(tm)!
I tried to read the story, but for some reason my browser wouldn't cache it to disk for viewing.
Laser pointers: They aren't just for fucking with cats anymore.
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Yeah, I'm just guessing.
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"The Empire Strikes Back"
journalistic standards?
you must be new here
Suddenly, paying five cents for copies doesn't seem so bad.
try this one
...or the Nosferatu-inspired Shadows Of the Vampire...
Wow, a vampire movie inspired by Nosferatu. I wouldn't have guessed that one. Thanks, Jon, for clearing that up for me. I'll rush right out and see what is so obviously a brilliant and original flick about vampires (and inspired by Nosferatu, no less).
So buy a Visor. You can get the cell phone module for it, it can tell time, there are a few MP3 player modules out there. Then all you need are your smokes and your SecureID.
And you may even get chicks.