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"Obama administration issued an executive order.."

On: 16 Years of GPS Space Weather Data Made Publicly Available (sciencemag.org)

Mom! he started it!

10 = Blue Screen

On: Zero-Day Windows Security Flaw Can Crash Systems, Cause BSODs (helpnetsecurity.com)

didn't they change it to a green screen?

"...continue to be utilized by a small..."

On: IMDb Is Shutting Down Its Long-Running, Popular Message Boards After 16 Years (polygon.com)

there you go.

detection not prevention

On: Researchers Develop Compact Breathalyzer That Detects the Flu (digitaltrends.com)

ok. you're infected and quarantined.

so...Manual will count all the votes?

On: The Netherlands Opts For Manual Vote-Count Amid Cyberattack Fears (independent.co.uk)

hope he gets a raise.

Prime Home

On: Cisco Patches 'Prime Home' Flaw That Allowed Hackers To Reach Into People's Homes (helpnetsecurity.com)

best new Comedy show on NBC!

it's not ANTI-Trump

On: Hackers Take Over Unsecured Radio Transmitters, Play Anti-Trump Song (arstechnica.com)

it's PRO-Trump. TILF.

TWC $old out just in time

On: New York Sues Charter Over Slow Internet Speeds (reuters.com)

let Charter handle the leftovers.

is 2020 lbs. a ton

On: Tokyo 2020 Olympic Medals To Be Made From Recycled Phones (silicon.co.uk)

in Japan?

Re:A bet between

On: Airbus Is About To Build A Self-Flying Electric Robo-Taxi (fastcompany.com)

cars. more money faster.

Hindu Helicopter

On: Airbus Is About To Build A Self-Flying Electric Robo-Taxi (fastcompany.com)

reincarnated

Why does NASA not at least TRY...

On: NASA's Cassini Captures Photos of Saturn's Rings In Unprecedented Detail (voanews.com)

their revised unlimited plan has data caps.

my AI can beat your AI

On: AI Decisively Defeats Four Pro Poker Players In 'Brains Vs AI' Tournament (ieee.org)

oh no it can't. yes it can. no it can't.

secret rules

On: Secret Rules Make It Pretty Easy For the FBI To Spy On Journalists (theintercept.com)

make everything easy.

it's the Lucky Charms

On: Apple Is Moving Its Entire International iTunes Business To Ireland (billboard.com)

pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers.

yo, Dawg

On: US Intelligence Seeks a Universal Translator For Text Search In Any Language (arstechnica.com)

PAWG

the project still needs to complete

On: New York Approves Largest US Offshore Wind Farm Off Long Island (computerworld.com)

its permitting process, because the all bribes haven't been paid.

autopilot just got real

On: Tesla Sues Former Autopilot Executive For Allegedly Stealing Secrets, Poaching Coworkers (cnbc.com)

it works when the lawyers know the money is there.

Google, EPA, etc.

On: Google Bans 200 Publishers From Its Ad Network (recode.net)

don't do evil, or if you do, say it's something else.

tunnels, walls....

On: Elon Musk Says He'll Start Digging a Tunnel From SpaceX HQ Next Month (techcrunch.com)

make it stop

i don't know

On: Chan Zuckerberg Initiative Acquires and Will Free Up Science Search Engine Meta (techcrunch.com)

Chan he or not?

nope. y'all don't have a clue

On: Two-Thirds of Americans Give Priority To Developing Alternative Energy Over Fossil Fuels (pewresearch.org)

"Perhaps most importantly, this does not mean we believe that polling is no longer accurate enough to be used to predict election results." http://www.pewresearch.org/201...

no ransom 'cause

On: Database Attacks Spread To CouchDB, Hadoop, and ElasticSearch Servers (bleepingcomputer.com)

data ain't worth it. "shit".

Crazy Ants FTW

On: Are Squirrels A Bigger Threat To Our Critical Infrastructure? (bbc.com)

They are frightening because they make no sense, because of the utter disarray of their existence. “They run around the floors like they’re on crack, and then they die,” he said. “They’re freakin’ crazy, man.” link: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12...

fake news, fake calls

On: FTC Dismantles Two Huge Robocall Organizations (onthewire.io)

it's the Matrix, i tell ya.