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  1. Umm on Hawking On Earth's Lifespan · · Score: 1


    I think the best solution for the little "Global Warming Problem" would be to use an active heat sink with a large fan and temp monitor.

    If they can OC a celeron 233MHZ to 550MHZ, I don't see why this "Gloabl Warming" problem is such a big deal.

    No seriously. If we can't cool the earth, why not just use all our 1950 Nuclear devices, refit the heads with garbage and trash and fire them at, oh let's say the moon.

    Does it really matter anyways? I mean come on, we should all be dead by then. Mmm sweet death near looked so appealing ... ... or sexy (you got to love that little mini skirt she wears). Wait who was Death again, is it that goth chic with the fishnet stockings? Anyways I am ready to go.


  2. Re:Hey! I resent that! on Techies Rampant on Drugs · · Score: 1


    Because experience shows that even a little bit of drug and alcohol use impairs your ability to act responsibly, so other people have to take that responsibility for you.

    How do you firgure? At the end of the day when all your responsibilities are meet (work, school, socail clubs, etc) you smoke a joint before you go to bed. How is this inresponsibile? You don't have any responsibiles to do (done at the begining of the day), you aren't putting anyone else in danger, I fall to see your point.

    It is like saying "Because experience shows that even a little bit of Diablo 2 and Quake 3 use impairs your ability to act responsibly, so other people have to take that responsibility for you"

    Sure if you skip work to play Diablo 2, this probably isn't the healthes thing to do, but if the only time you play Diablo 2 is AFTER you get everything else done.

    I still fail to see your point.


  3. uh on Sun Considers Switching Cobalt to Solaris · · Score: 2


    "I would like to welcome everyone to the board meet and let everyone look at this hat, nice hat, a? What if I told all board memebers this hat could make millions. don't beilive me. Ok watch.

    Here is 2 piles of small papers, if you look closly at the papers they have ideas written on them at random by the monkey is the type writter lab. roughly there is about 1000 peice in each pile.

    We take these papers, put them in the hat, you watching this, did you see this Bob, I put the papers in the hat Sir. Ok, now if I could get some help from say uhh here Lisa, put your hand in here and randomly draw a peice of paper.

    Ah good, let me see the paper, the paper says "Solaris", fine product we produce here at Sun. Ok on to step 2, here uhh mm Tim, please draw a paper from the hat. Ok, it says Coblat, another fine product that we just bought.

    Now comes the making money part, what happens we you put these 2 peice of paper to gehter, 'Solaris on Coblat' that is right. Everyone ready to make some cash"

    "Excuse me Sir, do you REALLY work here"

    ..blink.... .blink...

    "Yea, sorta, yea I work here, umm my name is Jim, I live in my car"

    ..blink..... .blink....

    "So as head chairmen, I recommened everyone cast there vote, I think Jim knows what he is talking about, good face you can trust it."


  4. porn sites? on 3D Printers · · Score: 1


    So this would be usefull for porn sites right??


  5. Hmm on Kernel Fork For Big Iron? · · Score: 1


    Right now, for example, if you want apache HTTPD threads at the kernel level, there is an option (in make menuconfig atleast) to include this support, it isn't included by default.

    Couldn't it be worked out like that? Include the patch into the kernel, have it disabled by default, but have a accessiable method of readily adding support for it?

    No I am not a kernel hacker or (real) programmer, that is why I am asking.


  6. Re:SPARC against Intel and AMD on Sun's UltraSPARC III Processor Shipping · · Score: 1


    Isn't also one a RISC design with the other is a um huh non-cracker design?


  7. Re:The thing that angers me most about this is... on Microsoft's New Spamming Technique · · Score: 1


    Isn't it illegal to impersonate someone (other than your self)?


  8. Where to dou want to go today? on Microsoft's New Spamming Technique · · Score: 5


    This is an automatic message from the new Windows Messaging software information you that _Bob Sagertion_ has change his desktop wall paper quickly and easily with only 2 clicks of the mouse. That sure is easy, please try using Microsoft Windows 98 with imbedded Windows Messaging Software to allow YOU to take advantage of this great new fearture.

    This email would also like to information you that _Bob Sagertion_ has not only moved his mouse, but has also used 2 clicks in the last _12_ seconds. How do you know so much information about _Bob Sagertion_ ? With the new Microsoft Mouse Monitor Util imbeded with Microsoft's own Windows Messaging. If you would like these great feartures YOU TO can get Windows Messaging for the low price of $19.95.

    The next time _Bob Sagertion_ has made any changes or has interacted with a peice of Microsoft's Windows Messaging software, you will receive notice of this. If you would like YOUR freind to take notice of any IMPORTANT things you do with your computer, like change email address, store your persoal private journal or even make a mouse click, then please check out Microsoft's Windows Message software for the low price of $19.95

    --

    Also on a side note, Microsoft is suing Norton Anti-virus software for detecting and delete any messages Windows Messager is sending out. Due to the lack of AI in Norton's software, it can't tell the differant between this GREAT NEW SOFTWARE and the hoard of outlook worms/virii out there.

    On a related topic, Mr. Norton knew caps has been shattered by an unknown person(s).

    Have a nice day,
    Windows Messaging software and Paper clip harry


  9. Re:Wow. on Windows Whistler Screenshots · · Score: 1


    Bigger folders.

    Uh, if you have realized, hard drives are getting bigger by the month, today a 25-75 Gig hard drive is common. If you have big hard drives, they ship with bigger stored area (aka folders).


  10. Re:But.... on Disconnected · · Score: 2


    No, they don't plan to port to linux, but I got the beta working under the lastest CVS build of wine


  11. Re:Social aspects of work on Disconnected · · Score: 1


    Besides at least in the United States you get paid 150% of your normal salary if you in fact do work any over time.

    Uh, hmm someone sold you some wrong information bud. If you are on salary that company can legally work you up to 90 hours in some states a week (if not more), while only paying you for 40 hours of it.

    If you are on hourly, they have to pay you time and a half (150%) for anything over 40 horus a week in most states.

    Once you take the tempation that is salary, they screw you. Stay on hourly at all costs.


  12. how big is the screen on Yopy Running Game Boy And Heretic · · Score: 1


    how big is the screen, could you even be able to read that xterm? What about playing a game boy in a 1/8 of the screen, could you see that?

    I think this is very cool, but just wondering how much toll it would take on the eyes.

    And how do you type into the xterm?

    It is bad ass though, I want one :)

  13. Re:Been working with Java... on Sun Finds & Exploits Hole in the GPL *Update* · · Score: 1


    If you weren't so cynical and jaded you would realize this

    *cough*cough* What bathtub form of crank are you smoking? Maybe if would Open your Eyes and look around, you will realize that life isn't all based in your Disney fanstasy land.

    When was the last time Microsoft, IBM, AT&T or Exton made any bussiness choice that wasn't based on the bottom dollar?

    Sure they give employees sweet benifits, but they don't do it for the "good of it", they do it for the bottom line. If they can keep there employee happy though benifits, they won't have to hire someone new ever 5 months. If there turn over rate is low, they don't lose money from things like training, newbie screw ups, disguntle ex-employees going to other companies in the same field, etc. It is for the bottom dollar, plain and simple.

    Oh and they give back to the community, how nice? Oh but you know what, if they have a good public image, they can sell more product, the more products they sell, the more there profits. *cough* bottom dollar again

    Sure people can and do (alot actucally) good things, just to do them and not out of selfish reasons. People are general good, and I don't debate that. People are here on this planet to lead a full filling life (atleast that's my theogry) and most see doing "good" as part of the proccess.

    But bussiness is there to make money, they hire CEO at a couple million to do nothing but increase profits at all cost, both short and low term. They don't spend millions of dollars on a CEO and huge marketing team to "do good unto others", they hire these people to "increase profits at ALL costs"

    It might be a good idea for you to quit you job and/or move away from wherever you live, if your environment is what causes you to have such a dour view of humanity.

    Oh, yea this envoirment sucks, it is called the REAL WORLD or since you seem like your from GenX, I will use the world REALITY, so you don't get it confused with that MTV show on TV.

    I am cynical and bitter and would probably admit I am also jaded, if I knew what the defination of jaded was :)

    I have been working in business since I was 14 years old (yea this is illegal in the US) and I am 22 years old know and still work in bussiness, so I know a little about how the system works.

    And let me tell you, if you don't have extreme power of the company (ie. board member or CEO), than what you think is "good" or "evil" doesn't mean a crap to the people upstairs looking to buy there 4th house. The only thing you can do is quite or accept it. If you quite and get a differant job, it will have the same bull shit.

    The next time your at work, walk directly up to the CEO and look him/her in the eyes and tell him/her "I think it would be better for the planet if instead of doing [insert your job function here], I could go down to the homeless shelter and dish out soup and give a hand there for the next 3-4 weeks." Here is a prime example of your fanasty meeting the real world. Oh and standard disclaimer if they fire you.


  14. huh on Linux Powered Robots · · Score: 1


    You won't need a hard drive, only ram. Boot the thing off floppy or CD-Rom, and store everything in ram, it has no moving part.

    Put all the compents in a metal cage to protect em for damage. If the metal cage is strong and has shock resistaince build in, you could that a full swing at that bot with a sledge hammer and it shouldn't effect "brain" of the bot. A hard drive could skip or damage, but ram if well caged up and protected should suffer any ill effects.


  15. Re:I have a copy. And I am willing to lend it. on Hackers · · Score: 1


    and also very trusting. If you send it out the wrong person, they have your return address. Make sure you don't send it to that goat.cx guy


  16. Re:geeks and gender on Constructing A Geek House · · Score: 1


    expect me their employer to pay for training each time we want to explore new technology

    If they are geek and enjoy the new technology, they will learn in on there own.

    But if it is a "new technology" that was thought of by the employeer or manager monkey to "increase profits", you can forget it. Geek learn computers, because they want to learn computers, not because it raises company profits or you as an employeer don't see it fit to provide training.

    Geeks want to be come enlightened in everything a computer does, they don't want to buy you a new car by putting in 20 hour days working with stuff they have no desire messing with (Ussually buggy commerical software)


  17. Re:IMHO... on Constructing A Geek House · · Score: 1


    I smoke crack 35 times a day, am I an addict?

    If you have to ask: you're not...


  18. Re:Do the wiring yourself... on Constructing A Geek House · · Score: 1


    Umm why do you need distribution panel that costs 3-5K? Just get a $0.98 roll of duct type, run the wires, put the wires up, duct tape the wires on the wall.

    It looks like crap, but it is out of the way. And who really cares what it looks like? It's not like a geek house is the gathering point for the national elite, more than likely the only people that are going to see it is the housemates themselves.

  19. Re:chicks on Constructing A Geek House · · Score: 1


    "geek house" - a house that contains geeks, right?
    So if you have a "geek" they are able to fit into the house right? Since when was there a "sex requirement" on being a geek?

    If there geek, it doesn't matter if they are male or female. There are female geeks, although extremely rare, they do exist.

    I meet one, once, I tried to tag her with a small GPS device, but she used some type of high freq wave to jam my tracking device...

    Actucally I should of used the term "Gender Requirement", above. There is another "sex requirement" on geeks, but that that mainly states 'little or none' ;)


  20. Re:chicks on Constructing A Geek House · · Score: 5


    First these geeks lure in young attactive women with 56K analog connections, frozen pizza and anime re-runs on the Sci-fi channel. They give these women the first slice and download for free. After that, the overwelming urge to "be a geek" sets in.

    Soon these women are trying the "hard stuff", Full blown unsat T1, "extra toppings" pizza and warezed unreleased anime from japan.

    They know having a full dedicated T1 to their selves and doing nothing but using it for playing Q3. They know this is wrong, they know they should setup mirror of free software, but the hold is to strong on them, they want 100% of the fiber optic for fragging.

    Then reality sets in, they must move out for some reason or another. Sure they can get 56K analog at their new place, but it isn't the same. Sure cable is avaiable, but the shared laggy connection doesn't give them the same rush a full T used to give them. They start shaking and waking up in cold sweets, they need bandwidth.

    They then start trying to find their "fix" outside their current location, but going to sleezy locations like "cyber cafes" and "libraries" even "schools" and "college" to get their bandwidth fix, but it isn't the same.

    It isn't the same rush, it isn't the same bandwidth, they get depressed and angry. They look for thigns to fill the void that was the bandwidth, but nothing is the same...

    This is the reality of "geek houses"

  21. Re:Wow... a *BSD ported to x86, that's impressive. on Darwin Booting On x86 · · Score: 1


    Really? Can you get full unrestricted access to the complete code base of MacOSX? What license is it under? you don't have to do one of those cheesy as "web form registor for free" crap do you?


  22. Re:Been working with Java... on Sun Finds & Exploits Hole in the GPL *Update* · · Score: 1

    Why do people do things like this?

    Bobby, I was going to wait a little longer before me and your mother had a talk to you about this, but I see the time has come. In this day and age, there is what is known as "bussiness". Bussiness exists for the sole purpose of getting as much money as humanly possiable at all means. This means Bobby, if bussiness could get away at selling you for child labor, they would.


  23. Re:Hmmmmmm.. on Sun Finds & Exploits Hole in the GPL *Update* · · Score: 1


    Yea, maybe you should check the stock quotas for both Napster Inc. and Sun Microsystems, Inc. Also check the stock profiles of the "defands" in this case, the RIAA and GNU, uh um Inc. err Gnu org. The NEW GNU Foundation!


  24. Re:Wake up people on Sun Finds & Exploits Hole in the GPL *Update* · · Score: 1


    Isn't Sun though directly distrubation binaries that where deverived from GPL source? So if I took say a random 200byte chunk of Linux kernel code, put it in my own kernel, recompiled, burned the source and distrubated only binaries, this is legal?

    I read the article, but don't understand exactly what Sun is doing? Redistrubating "ports" of kernel drivers that where orignally released under the GPL?

  25. Re:WTF? on Inexpensive Do It Yourself MP3 Players · · Score: 1


    Oh yea, I forgot Jodie Foster was in that. I remember that cracker pimp daddy. Equal oppunity in pimp-nation.