Covad need some pimping lessons.
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Maybe if they weared the proper clothing and maybe a nice flashy hat (don't forget the platform boots), and had a the good attitude, they would learn how to convince ISPs to give them the proper share of the revenues that they are generating.
Repeat after me:
"My bitch better have my money!!"
Top 10 changes to professional football now that the
World Wrestling Federation has started their own league
10. League champions no longer empty Gatorade cooler onto coach, now they just whack him with a steel folding chair.
9. New play in playbook: Wide receiver distracts referee while manager (coach) comes off of sidelines to tackle defensive lineman
from behind.
8. Playoff games require entire field to be covered within a steel cage.
7. During timeouts and at halftime, the TV scene will break from the game to cover the in-fighting that goes on in the locker room.
6. Key players will have a scoreboard video intro scored with a rock song as they enter onto the field. Prior to the snap, players may
use a wireless microphone for talking trash about the other team over the stadium loudspeakers.
5. After a safety is made, defensive lineman climbs on top of field goal post. (Crowd cheers). Then does a dive onto the already
injured offensive player.
4. Broadcaster's sideline table frequently collapses from players landing on top of it. Spanish annoucers table is fair game too.
3. Controversial rule:
A tackle is not valid until the referee's "3 count".
2. All bets are off when the "special guest referees" get involved.
1. Highest gross revenue next year from a single Pay-Per-View event: TackleMania
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When you have a sturdy hard drive your mp3s sound better.
Pirating a device designed for pirating.
You hackers have gone too far.
Way enough for all my pr0n and mp3z, or is it?
It's going to be harder and harder to impress chicks with a geode these days.
"How big is YOUR crystal?"
I wonder if people with censorware will be able to see them.
Windows ME sells for 169.99 at Amazon.com
Like my hard drive is not already full....
Someone should have had this idea before:
and of course...
Degle or Gooja?
If we don't do that soon, Unix on the desktop is doomed
Plus slashdot readers from germany won't be able to see goatse.cx anymore.
Now the government wants to prevent you from watching pussies.
(and eating meat is bad if I understand well)
but will it make it anti-biased?
Maybe if they weared the proper clothing and maybe a nice flashy hat (don't forget the platform boots), and had a the good attitude, they would learn how to convince ISPs to give them the proper share of the revenues that they are generating.
Repeat after me: "My bitch better have my money!!"
DSL Whores
I think that for all the people from Chile who sufferred the terrible regime of this dictator, the death of general Ricochet is a good thing.
http://www.primussucks.com/
Linux running on a LaserWriter, what a joke.
10. League champions no longer empty Gatorade cooler onto coach, now they just whack him with a steel folding chair.
9. New play in playbook: Wide receiver distracts referee while manager (coach) comes off of sidelines to tackle defensive lineman from behind.
8. Playoff games require entire field to be covered within a steel cage.
7. During timeouts and at halftime, the TV scene will break from the game to cover the in-fighting that goes on in the locker room.
6. Key players will have a scoreboard video intro scored with a rock song as they enter onto the field. Prior to the snap, players may use a wireless microphone for talking trash about the other team over the stadium loudspeakers.
5. After a safety is made, defensive lineman climbs on top of field goal post. (Crowd cheers). Then does a dive onto the already injured offensive player.
4. Broadcaster's sideline table frequently collapses from players landing on top of it. Spanish annoucers table is fair game too.
3. Controversial rule: A tackle is not valid until the referee's "3 count".
2. All bets are off when the "special guest referees" get involved.
1. Highest gross revenue next year from a single Pay-Per-View event: TackleMania
really
All 5 of them you mean?
And I tought the Apple cube was expensive....