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  1. Re:Well... on Hiding Packets in VoIP Chat · · Score: 0

    I never reply to myself, and I have no sockpuppets.

    And am I supposed to get a separate IP address for every split personality...?!

  2. I have no sockpuppets! on Dell Shows Off Its Eee PC Rival · · Score: -1, Troll

    Let me clarify what I meant by the "M$ limits for such devices." If my link didn't work, it's because your kludge of a M$ browser doesn't support GOPHER.

    Bill Gates is all, like, 640k should be enough for anyone. Depending on the value for k, that can be as little as 640,000. But, 1280x800 is clearly 1,024,000 - much more than 640,000. Thus, it's beyond the M$ limit. And obviously, they're greedy capitalist bourgeois oppressive demon whores for contemplating free XP for only low resolution systems.

    And, if Dell knew what the market looked like, they'd be selling marijuana. "Duuuude, you're getting a dellllll...."

  3. Twitter on Line Forms At Apple's Always-Open Manhattan Cube · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hi, I'm Twitter! I refer to my^H^Hhimself in the third person! I bother a busy store about products they don't support! I have a journal!"

  4. Re:monitored is not free on Post-Quake, China Cuts Access to Entertainment Web Sites · · Score: 0

    Punishment can come later.

    ...which is why I took so long to post.

  5. I do not have sock puppets on Post-Quake, China Cuts Access to Entertainment Web Sites · · Score: 5, Funny

    Help! Help! I have been a victim of unfair moderations!

    As you can see from my previous posts, I am generally a trolling idiot who has nothing constructive to say.

    But, but! Someone moderated me to +4 Insightful! If math serves me correctly, 3 someones!

    I ask you to stop this unfair moderation and return me to my target of "-1 hopeless."

    Arigatou gozaimashita!

    (Besides, I don't have "sock puppets." That accusation is unfair to the world's other sufferers of dissociative identity disorder, who function just fine in society.)

  6. Twatt3r has no sock puppets! on USAF Considers Creation of Military Botnet · · Score: 0

    I used a carpet bomb to redecorate my dorm room. It violated the "weapon and facsimile weapon" prohibitions at my college, but it sure beat the crap out of the TILE floor.

    I would recommend against carpet bombing hospitals, however. Fibrous carpet isn't as hygenic (it can't be sterilized), and the noise could startle elderly patients and those in comas.

    Oh, wait. "M$ lulz."

  7. Twatt3r has no sockpuppets! on Microsoft IM Blocking YouTube Links · · Score: 0

    I think Microsoft made "twitter" a "feature" of Slashdot. But, it's obvious he can't control a single individual, much less sway public opinion on Slashdot. He is also a paranoid idiot who howls at shadows while I laugh my ass off at his bombed mods. Surely you have better things to do (like find a job), and your "advertising" could be spent in more productive places.

    I suggest full-body submersion in a sulfur geyser.

    Wait, I forget. "Hehe M$ Windoze lulz."

  8. Twatt3r has no sockpuppets on Microsoft IM Blocking YouTube Links · · Score: 0

    You probably still use closed-source, proprietary bread you buy from a store.

    I insist on open-source, GPL bread, with recipes freely available. You can't know your food is safe unless you can debug the source yourself.

    Compile times for sourdough are a bitch, tho.

    Wait, I forgot. "M$ Windoze lulz."

  9. Re:free software distributes the effort. on FBI Says Military Had Counterfeit Cisco Routers · · Score: 0

    You probably still use closed-source, proprietary bread you buy from a store.

    I insist on open-source, GPL bread, with recipes freely available. You can't know your food is safe unless you can debug the source yourself.

    Compile times for sourdough are a bitch, tho.

    Windoze lulz.

  10. Re:CD and book collections. on Have You Changed Your Opinion On eBook Readers? · · Score: 1, Funny

    You probably still use closed-source, proprietary bread you buy from a store.

    I insist on open-source, GPL bread, with recipes freely available. You can't know your food is safe unless you can debug the source yourself.

    Compile times for sourdough are a bitch, tho.

  11. Re:I don't think so. on MySQL Reverses Decision On Closed Source · · Score: 0

    You make an excellent point.

    However, I shall wait until I hear from inTheLoo, MacTrope, and Erris before making up my mind.

    It only makes sense to be well-informed, and to hear all sides of an issue.

  12. Re:Why would they need basic auth? on "Crimeserver" Full of Personal/Business Data Found · · Score: -1, Troll

    Of course they were running M$ Windoze.

    Bill Gates is the devil. He murders orphans.

    The 2.6 kernel runs on kitten smiles. The NT kernel runs on the red, slick blood of decapitated newborns.

    Lol M$

  13. Re:The elimination of network freedom. on RIAA Says No Mystery In Rash of College Complaints · · Score: 1

    Twitter, your free speech area is 500m that way, in the middle of Digg.

    Get moving!

  14. Only one loser on War Brewing on the Inexpensive Laptop Front · · Score: 1

    twitter

    Oh, you were talking about economics.

    Probably still twitter, then.