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  1. Re:So... on IBM Buys Dallas Based Softlayer For $2 Billion · · Score: 1

    It seems a mix of both. The press release states that:

    IBM SaaS solutions for Smarter Cities, Smarter Commerce and other applications will be made available via SoftLayer over time, providing line-of-business clients improved time to value and new innovation across an increasingly integrated portfolio of solutions that accelerate business process innovation, provide analytics at the point of impact, and connect collaborative business networks within and across organizations.

    So that seems to say that "SoftLayer has something that we didn't have." But the release also states:

    In the last two quarters, more than 60 new gaming companies have moved to the SoftLayer global platform, frequently migrating from commodity cloud platforms because of problems with cost, latency, availability and raw performance.

    So that seems to look like they want the existing infrastructure, and more importantly, the existing customers as well.

    Either way, it looks like IBM really wants that "Biggest Cloud Provider on the Block" Cub Scout Badge.

  2. The way of IBM or the way of DEC . . . on Can Microsoft Survive If Windows Doesn't Dominate? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the early '90s, everyone said that IBM couldn't survive. Look where they are now.

    In the late 80's, everyone said that DEC would crush IBM. Look what happened to them.

    So I guess it could go either way:

    Megasoft Business Services . . . ?

    . . . or iSoft . . . a division of Apple Galactic Life Systems . . . ?

  3. Those selling "Big Disks" . . . on Will Users Get a Slice of the "Big Data" Pie? · · Score: 0

    . . . will get the most from the "Big Data" Pie . . . all that needs to be stored somewhere . . .

    . . . is anyone selling "Big Data Clouds" already . . . ?

  4. Re:It's actually surprisingly cheap... on With Sales Down, Whale Meat Flogged As Source of Strength · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . fried whale, whale sashimi, whale soup, and some udon noodles . . .

    "But I don't like whale . . . do you have something without whale . . . ?

    "You mean . . . udon noodles, without whale . . . ? Uck!"

    "Can I have spam, instead of whale . . . ?"

  5. The helpdesk is not going the way of the dodo on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Future of Old Copper Pair Technology? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No matter how easy to use some new technology is, someone will still need help with it.

    As to your father, he I'm guessing he will be able to learn enough to help others with it.

    No matter how little you think you know about something, there are still plenty of other who know even less.

  6. Re:It's not a patent on Never Mind the Epidemic, Who Gets Patent Rights For the Cure? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll go back to breathing normally now.

    . . . not if you get the Middle East Respiratory Syndrome coronavirus, you won't . . . !

  7. Re:How? on WY Teen Cut From Science Fair For Entering Too Many · · Score: 1

    The "Nuclear Boy Scout" did it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn

    He used smoke detectors for fuel.

  8. Re:FTA on Oculus VR Co-founder Andrew Reisse Killed In Auto Collision · · Score: 2

    . . . is one of the perps named "Justin Bieber", by any chance . . . ?

  9. Re:Is England turning Islamic ? on In UK, Search Engines Urged To Block More Online Porn Sites · · Score: 1

    Usually, politicians play the anti-child-porn card when they want to distract the general public from some other failing, scandal or downright incompetence that the government has recently shown.

    Has anything happened recently in the UK that fits this mold . . . ?

  10. Re:and some can see leaning up and work on who you on New York City Wants To Revive Old Voting Machines · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it was back in the old Chicago days

    Given the recent IRS shenanigans, I think we have the new Chicago days now.

  11. Moon the IRS! on Google Maps Used To Find Tax Cheats · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Mr. Google,

    Please tell me when your satellite gadget is going to be flying over me taking snapshots. I would like to go outside, and show the IRS my better side.

    Thanks,

    Mr. Kid

  12. Israel has some Shin Bet cell phones to export on U.S. Authorizes Sales of American Communication Tech To Iran · · Score: 1

    They have a big bang for the buck: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahya_Ayyash

    They would love to see high level Iranian officials using their products.

  13. Re:Overkill Much? on Schools Scanned Students' Irises Without Permission · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We need military levels of record keeping to keep track of school children getting on buses?.

    Follow the money. Whoever implemented the system for a juicy fee probably has good connections to the school board.

    The whole thing sounds like boondoggle pork to me.

  14. Re:Kill limit on UN Debates Rules Surrounding Killer Robots · · Score: 1

    . . . oh those crazy computer kids will just find some way to "unlock" or "jailbreak" their killer robots, and do whatever they damn well please with them . . .

  15. The IRS is going to audit the EFF . . . on DOJ Fights To Bury Court Ruling On Government Surveillance · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . "audit", with "extreme prejudice" . . .

  16. Re:Dig a hole on Mars Explorers Face Huge Radiation Problem · · Score: 2

    Yes digging a hole in space is a dumb idea.

    . . . not if it's a wormhole. It would help you get there faster, and skip the long space radiation part of the trip.

    Assuming that wormholes are radiation free . . .

  17. Re:To Boldly Go... on Mars Explorers Face Huge Radiation Problem · · Score: 2

    We need 21st Century TANG!!!!

    Who needs Tang? If astronauts could somehow feed off radiation, we'd be all set, and solve the food problem, too!

    "Hello, Houston? This is Mars Sprinter 3. We're all feeling hungry, so we're going to plop ourselves into the nuclear warp drive pool for a snack. Be back in a few minutes."

  18. Just start breeding radiation resistant humans on Mars Explorers Face Huge Radiation Problem · · Score: 2

    Like, feed babies a diet of magnetized iron, so that they develop their own radiation shield in their blood. Or something like that. Let science fiction be your guide.

    Cockroaches can withstand radiation . . . maybe modern gene therapy could help humans to replicate that process in themselves . . . ?

    Hopefully, without turning them into cockroaches . . .

  19. Re:Preserve Cultural Heritage on Star Wars Episode 4 To Be Dubbed In Navajo · · Score: 5, Funny

    By finding "everyday uses" for it, such as in movies, people form a much more functional use for the language.

    ". . . may the horse be with you . . . use the horse, Luke, use the horse . . ."

  20. Re:Pwned on Chinese Hackers Steal Top US Weapons Designs · · Score: 2

    So how was the Washington Post able to get a copy of the Confidential report from the Defense Science Board?

    . . . the Justice Department will obtain all the phone records and emails from Washington Post employees to find out . . .

  21. Re:YHWH: the name above all [other] names on Computer Network Piecing Together a Jigsaw of Ancient Jewish Lore · · Score: 1

    meaning roughly "he who causes being"

    Hey, then the Higgs Boson really IS the God Particle . . . if you take "he who causes being" to mean, "he who causes mass".

    . . . I wonder if those texts have any ancient doodles or jokes on the side margins . . . ?

  22. Re:They're worried about the beer? on German Brewers Warn Fracking Could Hurt Beer · · Score: 0

    Most folks drink bottled water, although the tap water is fine to drink. The tap water quality is carefully monitored.

    If you order water in a restaurant, it will come from a bottle. You won't get a 5 gallon pitcher of tap water.

  23. I guess he started to stink . . . on Richard III Suffered an Ignominious Burial, Researchers Find · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA:

    the late king’s body was reportedly stripped naked, despoiled and publicly displayed for three days before it was buried

    . . . and someone was in a rush to get what was left of him underground . . . lest his remains doth starteth to again walk . . .

  24. Re:Not OK No Matter What. on Why DOJ Didn't Need a "Super Search Warrant" To Snoop On Fox News' E-mail · · Score: 2

    The DOJ loves that this has become a Red/Blue slug fest. It diverts the public's attention from the real issue.

    Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the DOJ is throwing fuel on that fire. If the Reds and Blues hung up their gloves for a minute, and really thought about it . . . they would both direct their guns at the DOJ instead of each other.

  25. Ask IBM why they left . . . ? on European Commission Launches $12 Billion Chip Support Campaign · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IBM used to produce chips in Sindelfingen, Germany. They shut it down a long time ago. On the other hand, Mercedes Benz automobiles are still rolling off the Daimler assembly line in Sindelfingen. So it's not like it's the location or lack of skilled workers or anything like that.

    So why is that . . . ? Of course, cars are not chips, despite the Slashdot penchant for car analogies. But it would be interesting to know why someone like IBM pulled out, before dumping a bunch of money on the problem . . .

    And what about Siemens . . . ? Do they still make chips . . . ?