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  1. If the NSA submarine cuts the line to tap it . . . on Aussie Telco Lays New Fiber For Microsecond Trading Boost · · Score: 1

    . . . does that add more latency to the line? Can you measure actual versus expected latency to see if your undersea lines have been tapped?

  2. Re:solicit bids on Ask Slashdot: Best Choice of Linux Laptops For Elementary School? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call Dell, Call IBM

    Calling IBM won't help. Unless you want an IBM BladeCenter . . . every kid gets his own blade. Or why not virtualize and consolidate everything to one 24/7 zSeries. The server will have a better attendance record than the school kids.

    IBM doesn't sell PCs. But they will sell you a cloud of them, so that would be easier for the school kids to carry, because clouds are lightweight. Hey, no need to worry about theft! How do you steal a kid's cloud like his lunch money? And since the cloud is nowhere and everywhere, the kids can use it at school and at home.

    Of course, the ultimate solution would be to buy an IBM Watson system. It is so smart, that you can get rid of those damn kids in your school altogether.

  3. The other currency alternative for Greece . . . on With Euro Zone Problems, Bitcoin Experiencing Boost In Legitimacy · · Score: 2

    From The Economist, "Leaving the euro: My big fat Greek divorce" http://www.economist.com/node/21556583

    Some economists think that Greece could nonetheless avoid a sudden departure from the euro. The government could pay some of its bills by issuing its own IOUs direct to its domestic creditors. These notes (“scrip”) would start to circulate at a steep discount to euros. In effect, argues Thomas Mayer, an adviser to Deutsche Bank, Greece could create its own parallel and depreciated currency while still remaining in the monetary union.

    Something similar happened in Argentina as it struggled to retain its rigid link between the peso and the dollar before the link eventually snapped in early 2002. Bankrupt regional governments started to pay their workers in scrip, such as the patacones issued by Buenos Aires Province. But these desperate measures were desperately unpopular because the patacones immediately fell in value. Within just a few months, the Argentine government restricted withdrawals of bank deposits, defaulted on its debts and broke the link with the dollar, allowing the peso to devalue.

    Mario Blejer, who was Argentina’s central-bank governor in the middle of the crisis, says that resorting to scrip would be even worse than creating a new currency outright (which he thinks would be disastrous). It would create monetary chaos and generate inflationary pressure before the exit that would inevitably ensue.

    So if you are in Greece, you seem to have a bad option for storing your cash, and an even worse one.

    Take your pick.

  4. "So, Miss Lindsay Lohan . . . " on No Tech Panacea For Tech-Distracted Driving · · Score: 1

    "The truck driver cut you off . . . while your breaks failed . . . while you were texting . . . "

    "Yes, that was definitely a tech problem. It wasn't your fault."

  5. Schrödinger's ethical Quantum Cat on Ask Slashdot: Ambitious Yet Ethical Software Jobs? · · Score: 1

    You think you're a more moral man then Einstein?

    When discussing Ethics, Schrödinger's Quantum Cat should be applied (and at the same time, not applied). The issue is so quantumly entangled that you will end up being both simultaneously Ethical and Unethical.

    You might as well conjure up an enraged Werner Heisenberg armed with an ethical/unethical electric mosquito swatter. Although he thinks he knows where that ethical/unethical mosquito is, every time he tries to swat it, the little bastard changes position, momentum, spin, polarization, etc. So poor Werner needs to scratch his head again, and think over what is ethical and unethical again.

    . . . or maybe he needs to scratch his head and not scratch it simultaneously.

  6. The next Tang, Teflon and Velcro . . . ? on China Plans Manned Space Mission This Month · · Score: 1

    So does this mean that the Chinese will be the ones who will invent the next Tang, Teflon and Velcro?

    . . . and even more exciting urban legends?

  7. Real X-Ray Specs are finally on their way! on X-ray Generator Fits In the Palm of Your Hand · · Score: 1

    I don`t want the generator in the palm of my hand! I want it imbedded in the sunglasses on my head!

    Of, course, the DHS/TSA will have dibs on the first batch.

  8. The nuclear arms race wasn't that bad . . . on The Next Arms Race: Cyberweapons · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . because both sides were scared enough not to even think about using them. Just a few isolated tests here and there in underground isolated places. No, or very limited, collateral damage.

    With the Cyberweapons arms race, it seems to be like the wild west. Cyberweapons are being deployed and tested everywhere, and affecting innocent bystanders. Imagine having nukes tested in your backyard. Or Cyberweapons tested live on your Internet.

  9. Re:I'll be switching to sprint, due to the effort on Sprint Moves To Eliminate 'Blood Minerals' From Cell Phones · · Score: 3, Funny

    really trying to decrease my dependence upon slave made and harvested products.

    . . . I've stopped using anything from projects that I have worked on . . .

  10. The IBM Pollyanna principle sums it up best on Will IBM's Watson Kill Your Career? · · Score: 2

    From Wikipedia:

    The "IBM Pollyanna principle" is an axiom that states "machines should work; people should think". This can be understood as a statement of extreme optimism, that machines should do all the hard work, freeing people to think (hence the reference to Pollyanna), or as a cynical statement, suggesting that most of the world's major problems result from machines that fail to work, and people who fail to think.

  11. Well, if obesity is the problem, why not tax that? on California City May Tax Sugary Drinks Like Cigarettes · · Score: 2

    Instead of penny per ounce for sugar, a penny per pound being overweight? I don't see how building soccer fields and school gardens will help. Will kids drop their computer games and run off to play soccer and hoe the garden? Not if their parents don't kick their lazy assess to do so. If children are learning a poor nutrition life style at home, nothing will change that.

    Instead this just seems like yet another attempt to push through a new tax by claiming it is good for something.

  12. Dear UN, please send a boat to retrieve your taxes on UN To Debate Taxing Internet Data · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . and anchor it in Boston Harbor. Your Internet taxes can be loaded the next morning, after your tea has been delivered.

  13. So launch from downtown Detroit . . . on Could Insurance Coverage Hobble Commercial Space Flights? · · Score: 1

    . . . injuries or property damage will go unnoticed.

    Actually, launch locations in China and Russia might look more commercially attractive now. A rocket launch has destroyed your house? Your tough luck for living near a launch pad.

  14. Re:Girl Analogy on Why Do Programming Languages Succeed Or Fail? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unlike a girl, a good programming language is good for more than one thing.

    If you have more than one girlfriend, then you run into the same problems as SMP and multi-threaded programming: resource contention, careful locking, semaphore signalling overhead, etc. Woe betides you if one finds cosmetics stuff from another on the wrong stack in the bathroom.

    Spin locks are, quite literally, a bitch.

  15. Why did he get interrogated in the first place? on CryptoCat Developer Questioned At US-Canadian Border · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did they question him, because he was a crypto developer? Or did they stop him for some other reason, and ask about his profession?

    FTFA:

    A developer of an encrypted chat program is making some dramatic claims. Nadim Kobeissi, developer of Cryptocat which “lets you instantly set up secure conversations.

    There is your answer right there.

  16. "Comprehensive Cloud" . . . Oxymoron . . . ? on Oracle's Ellison Vows "Most Comprehensive Cloud On Earth" · · Score: 1

    Sound like a definite oxymoron to me. "Apprehensive Cloud" would be more fitting.

  17. "develop a more agile cyber workforce". . . ? on Dept. of Homeland Security To Build Better Cyber Workforce · · Score: 1

    Well, finally I have an answer when all those pesky non-IT folks ask me what I do:

    "I'm developing a more agile cyber workforce."

    Delivered with an absolute deadpan face and voice. I will answer any follow up questions with:

    "We are currently implementing plans to size the effort."

    DHS, eh? Well, does this program make you feel more secure . . . ?

  18. Re:I remember those dark days on Book Review: How Google Tests Software · · Score: 1

    I had to email an ftp location to our major customers using !-notation.

    Luxury! When I was a lad, it was paper punch cards with snail mail!

  19. Re:Palm didn't die then on Inside the Death of Palm and WebOS · · Score: 1

    They bought Compaq to get DEC's class A IP address block.

  20. On the FBI files, Feynman would have asked . . . on Richard Feynman's FBI Files Released · · Score: 1

    "What Do You Care What Other People Think?"

  21. Won't someone please think of the porn apps! on Buttons That Morph Out of Your Touchscreen · · Score: 1

    Obviously, this is where this new technology can REALLY be useful . . .

  22. Re:Rope on The Link Between Genius and Insanity · · Score: 1

    . . . or hang yourself with it . . .

  23. Re:Which algorithms? on MIT Professor Pushes the Envelope of 3D Art and Manufacturing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I refuse to read TFA

    It's like Playboy. You don't read the articles, you just look at the pictures. And say you just read the articles.

    And the pictures in this article are awesome looking.

  24. Dinner, air delivered; sure beats Happy Meal toys! on Artist's Catcopter Causes a Stir · · Score: 1

    Wow, your Kentucky Fried Cat gets flown to you, and you get to keep the delivery vehicle as a toy! Now that is innovation!

  25. The FacePhone may be a dumb idea . . . on Facebook Smartphone a Dumb Idea, Says Farhad Manjoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . . but consumers are even dumber.