If Jesus Christ returned and was running for congress today, we would probably see attack adds smearing his family, alleging connections to Romans, and questioning the time he spent on the cross.
Turning water into wine? Bootlegging; producing alcohol without a license or paying taxes on it.
Healing the sick? Practicing medicine without a license, and violating FDA rules.
Walking on water? Illegally operating an unlicensed water vessel, without a license.
Feeding a crowd with just two fish? McDonald's and Burger King would sue him, and demand an FDA inquiry into his kitchen methods.
And, of course the racist crew would call him a "Jewish Bastard", which is kinda sorta technically correct.
A married couple of tech professionals in Silicon Valley, both earning just slightly above average, $125,000 a year, . . . will qualify as "wealthy", greater than $250,000 a year, . . . and get hit by Obama's new tax policies.
The gag is that the seriously wealthy aren't worried about Obama's new tax policies, because they can afford a tax lawyer who can prove that they earn nothing.
Actually, this is a long term business conspiracy cooperation between China and India:
1. Render antibiotics useless because of resistance
2. The world will have no other choice but to rely on traditional Chinese and Indian medicines
3. Profit!
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their kernel
but if you start off the interview with "So, do you have a vagina?" they stomp out and call the HR department on you. What, are we just supposed to know?
In IT development, we have a concept called a sniff test.
Of course they have waterproof cable connectors . . . because the things are liquid cooled! Do you think that liquid cooled computers were only for games?
If you get a chance to visit the IBM lab in Böblingen in Germany, they have some mainframes with plexiglass casings. The first thing that customer executives ask when they seem them, are, "Is that all that there is in them . . . !"
The next question is about the liquid tubes inside them. And then you need to tell the executives that the Internet is a "series of tubes . . . "
Although, I'd rather eat my own scrotum than program on one of these things.
No, the Democrats will still be blaming stuff on Bush in 2038 . . . that's when the 32 bit C Epoch ends. If there are any computer glitches then, the Democrats will blame them on Bush.
It's as if it's all just political posturing or something...
There will only be political posturing for the next two years. The Republicans won the battle for Congress, but they are fucked. They have no options. Obama has dictatorial powers now, and is exercising them
If Congress passes any laws that Obama doesn't like, he will simply veto them.
Even if Congress musters the required majority to override the veto, Obama can simply use his Executive Discretion to not enforce the law. This is the tool that he has used to stop illegal immigrant deportations. Hell, Obama could even declare carjacking legal, simply by saying that the department of justice will no longer enforce the law against it
The only thing that Congress could do, would be to blocking spending bills . . . which would shutdown the government . . . and would be political suicide for the Republicans.
So all you'll see out of Washington for the next two years will be political posturing . . .
Acorns and Blackberries and Minnows just happen to be the three things that were removed from British Royalty member Prince George Michael's rectum after he fell asleep at the wheel of his SUV in London, ripped to his tits on drugs.
A bloke at the pub down the street told me that his sister works in a hospital, so he must know.
They also excavated a few hamsters and gerbils in duck tape
Coincidence? I think not!.
Once again, it's one rule for the Royal Family, and another for the rest of us!
Or try turning off your TV and actually meet some of the 1.6 billion muslims and you'll find that you're completely wrong.
I work with with a lot folks who have the Islam faith . . . but none of them would describes themselves as "Muslims". Hatice and Reha would tell you that they are Turkish, Karim will tell you that he is from Egypt, and Ali will tell you in better German then mine, that he was born in Germany.
None of them will tell you that they are "Muslim" . . . despite that their is their faith.
Insightful, my arse.
You should maybe pay more attention to your "arse" . . . it might have more intelligence than your brain . . .
I live in Europe and need to deal with these Muslim Troubles each day . . . I am really not looking forward to what the new on the TV will bring for me tomorrow.
Oh, a bunch of European leaders going to Paris? Take a quick glance at the security advises on CNN . . . the thing will be a Turkey Shoot for the Muslims!
Well, you, CaptianDork, are personally invited to travel to Syria or Irak to join the Islamic State or ISIS forces and join in their terrorist forces. They will be happy to "conform to the norm" of your opinions. Have fun! Don't let the door hi on your way out.
The Christians were not doing anything about the Wesboro Church . . . be cause the Wesboro Church was not breaking any laws. They were annoying people.
Muslims going out and killing people, just for fun, are breaking laws in a lot of countries.
What are Christians doing to shut down the Westboro church?
If you look at the business plan of the Westboro church . . . it was not even a church at all. It was a scam organization run by lawyers. They would come out and bother you, and if you tried to do anything about it, they would sue you.
A lot of folks, Christians or whatever, were trying to do something about them. And the law enforcement knew everything about them.
But, when push comes to shove, those Westboro Wackos didn't take their AK-47s out for a romp, which Muslims are tending to do today.
If Westboro had done anything violent, the law enforcement would have taken them out. Not any "Christians". That's not their job.
I'm pleased to meet you, too! I guess birds of a feather, fly together.
The IRA were Christians, and there was plenty of Religious fuelled murder in Belfast (not Catholic? Sucks to be you). Given that Christianity espouses spreading the belief, should we assume then that all Christians support killing those with different beliefs.
"The Troubles", as they are known in Ireland, were not about religion. It was about the Irish "Nationalists" and "Republicans" who wanted unity with Ireland, and the "Unionists" and "Loyalists", who wanted to stay with the Queen.
Conflating "The Troubles" and religious conflicts throws an NMI for me. Oh, NMI means "non-maskable interrupt" for you, kiddo. It was about sticking with the UK, or joining the Irish Republic. No religion here.
The Muslim terrorists are "doing their terror", because, what the fuck else should they do . . . ? Work in McDonald's?
Note, when I am flying in the USA, I am not afraid of "The Ohio Presbyterian Grandmothers' Association Luncheon." I know who the terrorists are.
That's why when I go through airport security, I call it, "The Islam Tax".
". . . which is exactly what Muslims are trying to do to us today, in OUR countries!"
There is some truth in this, though they're just the 3rd Abrahamic religion to try it. They won't touch us Pagans!
This is why I don't believe that any political system should be based on a pile of Jewish Fairy Tales, that have been manipulated down the ages to control the general populace.
Most folks in Europe are beyond this religion thing. I remember reading that the average man in Denmark goes to church three times in his life: 1) When he gets born and baptized, 2) When he gets married, 3) When he dies, for his funeral.
The scenario that you describe, is more or less already taking place . . . in the Islamic State. Ask a few Kurdish women how they have been handled by the Islamic State soldiers . . . whoops! They have all been sold off into sex slavery.
Since you made an oblique reference to what happened in Nazi Germany, I will respond to that. The Germans are rather intelligent folks, and it was very difficult for them to come to terms that they were following an evil ideology.
The same thing applies to Islam. It's just plain evil. It needs to be banned like Naziism. Just turn on your TV, and see what Islam is doing to the world today.
The West has been handling Muslims with kid gloves. It's time drop the gloves.
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If Jesus Christ returned and was running for congress today, we would probably see attack adds smearing his family, alleging connections to Romans, and questioning the time he spent on the cross.
Turning water into wine? Bootlegging; producing alcohol without a license or paying taxes on it.
Healing the sick? Practicing medicine without a license, and violating FDA rules.
Walking on water? Illegally operating an unlicensed water vessel, without a license.
Feeding a crowd with just two fish? McDonald's and Burger King would sue him, and demand an FDA inquiry into his kitchen methods.
And, of course the racist crew would call him a "Jewish Bastard", which is kinda sorta technically correct.
That's probably why he hasn't come back . . .
I once drove some of my daughter's friends home from a birthday party. Should I have had to have a commercial driver's license?
No, but you should have been arrested for transporting minors for immoral purposes.
Oh, and how much do your "daughter's friends" charge for a "birthday party" ?
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more . . .
Time for a wee bit of Schadenfreude.
A married couple of tech professionals in Silicon Valley, both earning just slightly above average, $125,000 a year, . . . will qualify as "wealthy", greater than $250,000 a year, . . . and get hit by Obama's new tax policies.
The gag is that the seriously wealthy aren't worried about Obama's new tax policies, because they can afford a tax lawyer who can prove that they earn nothing.
The US Senate is planning to vote on changing the speed of light. The old speed was a "hoax" . . .
buckshot
Oh, I think we'll see something new on the shelves really soon from Remington, Federal, Winchester, Fiocchi, etc.
Droneshot
Actually, this is a long term business conspiracy cooperation between China and India:
1. Render antibiotics useless because of resistance
2. The world will have no other choice but to rely on traditional Chinese and Indian medicines
3. Profit!
Cats purr to self-stimulate it. That's what they're doing when they make that noise.
So when I see some fat folks purring, I will know that they are using this device . . . ?
It will be on the side effects list: "Makes you purr."
Linus:
I care about the technology and the kernel
Martin Luther King:
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their kernel
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America belongs to...
. . . the rich.
Australia belongs to...
. . . the largest concentration of deadly, poisonous critters and creepy-crawlies on the planet.
but if you start off the interview with "So, do you have a vagina?" they stomp out and call the HR department on you. What, are we just supposed to know?
In IT development, we have a concept called a sniff test.
That's how you'll know, without asking . . .
waterproof cables connectors
Of course they have waterproof cable connectors . . . because the things are liquid cooled! Do you think that liquid cooled computers were only for games?
If you get a chance to visit the IBM lab in Böblingen in Germany, they have some mainframes with plexiglass casings. The first thing that customer executives ask when they seem them, are, "Is that all that there is in them . . . !"
The next question is about the liquid tubes inside them. And then you need to tell the executives that the Internet is a "series of tubes . . . "
Although, I'd rather eat my own scrotum than program on one of these things.
No, the Democrats will still be blaming stuff on Bush in 2038 . . . that's when the 32 bit C Epoch ends. If there are any computer glitches then, the Democrats will blame them on Bush.
It's as if it's all just political posturing or something...
There will only be political posturing for the next two years. The Republicans won the battle for Congress, but they are fucked. They have no options. Obama has dictatorial powers now, and is exercising them
If Congress passes any laws that Obama doesn't like, he will simply veto them.
Even if Congress musters the required majority to override the veto, Obama can simply use his Executive Discretion to not enforce the law. This is the tool that he has used to stop illegal immigrant deportations. Hell, Obama could even declare carjacking legal, simply by saying that the department of justice will no longer enforce the law against it
The only thing that Congress could do, would be to blocking spending bills . . . which would shutdown the government . . . and would be political suicide for the Republicans.
So all you'll see out of Washington for the next two years will be political posturing . . .
Spoken with a Surrender Dorothy!" voice . . .
Acorns and Blackberries and Minnows just happen to be the three things that were removed from British Royalty member Prince George Michael's rectum after he fell asleep at the wheel of his SUV in London, ripped to his tits on drugs.
A bloke at the pub down the street told me that his sister works in a hospital, so he must know.
They also excavated a few hamsters and gerbils in duck tape
Coincidence? I think not!.
Once again, it's one rule for the Royal Family, and another for the rest of us!
Or try turning off your TV and actually meet some of the 1.6 billion muslims and you'll find that you're completely wrong.
I work with with a lot folks who have the Islam faith . . . but none of them would describes themselves as "Muslims". Hatice and Reha would tell you that they are Turkish, Karim will tell you that he is from Egypt, and Ali will tell you in better German then mine, that he was born in Germany.
None of them will tell you that they are "Muslim" . . . despite that their is their faith.
Insightful, my arse.
You should maybe pay more attention to your "arse" . . . it might have more intelligence than your brain . . .
You are dismissed.
No, actually, I've just been promoted :-)
I live in Europe and need to deal with these Muslim Troubles each day . . . I am really not looking forward to what the new on the TV will bring for me tomorrow.
Oh, a bunch of European leaders going to Paris? Take a quick glance at the security advises on CNN . . . the thing will be a Turkey Shoot for the Muslims!
Bullshit, but where is "here?"
If it was up your ass, you'd know . . .
Go away.
Well, you, CaptianDork, are personally invited to travel to Syria or Irak to join the Islamic State or ISIS forces and join in their terrorist forces. They will be happy to "conform to the norm" of your opinions. Have fun! Don't let the door hi on your way out.
You will not be missed here!
The Christians were not doing anything about the Wesboro Church . . . be cause the Wesboro Church was not breaking any laws. They were annoying people.
Muslims going out and killing people, just for fun, are breaking laws in a lot of countries.
Again, what are CHRISTIANS going to do to shut down the Westboro church?
Like I said, if Westboro, had started shooting up folks, instead of just being bow-heads, some American folks would have turned them in to the police.
Regardless of their religion.
What are Christians doing to shut down the Westboro church?
If you look at the business plan of the Westboro church . . . it was not even a church at all. It was a scam organization run by lawyers. They would come out and bother you, and if you tried to do anything about it, they would sue you.
A lot of folks, Christians or whatever, were trying to do something about them. And the law enforcement knew everything about them.
But, when push comes to shove, those Westboro Wackos didn't take their AK-47s out for a romp, which Muslims are tending to do today.
If Westboro had done anything violent, the law enforcement would have taken them out. Not any "Christians". That's not their job.
If Russia or China would overtrow the corrupt political situation in the USofA, what would you think would happen?
Hey, what are they waiting for?!?!? Bring it on!!!!
People aplauding them for their effort?
Well, it would certainly break pay for view records, if it was offered!
But I am sure they are thanking you for pouring some more oil on the fire, because THTA is what the lunatics want.
No, I'm just getting tired of turning the other cheek, and being told that Islamic Terrorism is somehow my fault
You, sir, are an idiot.
I'm pleased to meet you, too! I guess birds of a feather, fly together.
The IRA were Christians, and there was plenty of Religious fuelled murder in Belfast (not Catholic? Sucks to be you). Given that Christianity espouses spreading the belief, should we assume then that all Christians support killing those with different beliefs.
"The Troubles" , as they are known in Ireland, were not about religion. It was about the Irish "Nationalists" and "Republicans" who wanted unity with Ireland, and the "Unionists" and "Loyalists", who wanted to stay with the Queen.
Conflating "The Troubles" and religious conflicts throws an NMI for me. Oh, NMI means "non-maskable interrupt" for you, kiddo. It was about sticking with the UK, or joining the Irish Republic. No religion here.
The Muslim terrorists are "doing their terror", because, what the fuck else should they do . . . ? Work in McDonald's?
Note, when I am flying in the USA, I am not afraid of "The Ohio Presbyterian Grandmothers' Association Luncheon." I know who the terrorists are.
That's why when I go through airport security, I call it, "The Islam Tax".
". . . which is exactly what Muslims are trying to do to us today, in OUR countries!" There is some truth in this, though they're just the 3rd Abrahamic religion to try it. They won't touch us Pagans!
This is why I don't believe that any political system should be based on a pile of Jewish Fairy Tales, that have been manipulated down the ages to control the general populace.
Most folks in Europe are beyond this religion thing. I remember reading that the average man in Denmark goes to church three times in his life: 1) When he gets born and baptized, 2) When he gets married, 3) When he dies, for his funeral.
I'm happy that many more folks in Europe impressed by works like these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...
. . . as opposed to a dogma out of the Middle Ages . . .
The scenario that you describe, is more or less already taking place . . . in the Islamic State. Ask a few Kurdish women how they have been handled by the Islamic State soldiers . . . whoops! They have all been sold off into sex slavery.
Since you made an oblique reference to what happened in Nazi Germany, I will respond to that. The Germans are rather intelligent folks, and it was very difficult for them to come to terms that they were following an evil ideology.
The same thing applies to Islam. It's just plain evil. It needs to be banned like Naziism. Just turn on your TV, and see what Islam is doing to the world today.
The West has been handling Muslims with kid gloves. It's time drop the gloves.