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Authors Alarmed As Oxford Junior Dictionary Drops Nature Words

Freshly Exhumed writes: Margaret Atwood, Andrew Motion, and Michael Morpurgo are among 28 authors criticizing Oxford University Press's decision to scrap a number of words associated with nature from its junior dictionary. In an open letter (PDF) released on Monday, the acclaimed writers said they are "profoundly alarmed" and urged the publisher to reinstate words cut since 2007 in the next edition of the Oxford Junior Dictionary. Among words to be dropped are acorn, blackberries, and minnows.

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  1. Understandable, given the market share by by+(1706743) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm assuming they kept "iPhone" and "Android," and just removed "Blackberries"...

    1. Re:Understandable, given the market share by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Damn! Just.....damn.

    2. Re:Understandable, given the market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well played by... well played

    3. Re:Understandable, given the market share by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's actually all part of their new freemium strategy. They give away their junior dictionary for free, or for below cost. But then, when the kid really needs to find a word like "forest" because the kid has actually no idea what a "forest" is outside the context of Minecraft, and the school purposefully makes him read completely outdated tree-hugging communist manifestos from long dead authors that may contain the word "forest" in them, then the parent feels naturally obligated to upgrade to the next version.

    4. Re:Understandable, given the market share by jasper_amsterdam · · Score: 0

      That was my first thought as well.

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    5. Re:Understandable, given the market share by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      That seems like a dumb strategy. Dictionaries are commodity items, and most people already have one they can give to their kids. The internet has free dictionaries, as do many word processors. The only dictionaries that have any real value are specialist ones and those allowed in exams, and the latter must obviously contain all the words required for said exam anyway.

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    6. Re:Understandable, given the market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet has free dictionaries, as do many word processors

      And online encyclopedias and spell checking. As a kid, a large part of a small dictionary for me was to double check spelling of words. Slightly less common but not completely esoteric words didn't show up in such things, so I had to use a full dictionary to find the meanings of such words. When writing, a combined thesaurus and dictionary was useful trying to expand descriptive language.

      But ultimately, for a lot of things, what a kid needs is an encyclopedia and not a dictionary. How much can a short dictionary say about a "blackberry" beyond it being a berry that is black, and maybe the genus name of the plants that produce them? If you wanted to know what a blackberry was, and had never seen or eaten one, you are going to need a lot more, with either pictures or descriptions of the plant, where it grows, how it is used for in food. At some point, a small dictionary can't say much about nature items other than "yep, that is a plant or animal from this family."

    7. Re: Understandable, given the market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooooosh

    8. Re: Understandable, given the market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:Understandable, given the market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet has free dictionaries, as do many word processors.

      Those dictionaries aren't free.

  2. Mmm... by Etherwalk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All of these are things a kid should come across while growing up in a few parts of the world.

    Acorn is an especially disappointing word to lose--suddenly all these things falling from the sky don't have a word. We just live in a world where things fall from the sky and are undefined.

    Minnows are a bit strange to lose because it's a basic fish, for a pet or for feeding to pets or for following. But I suppose you could always learn the word when you got the pet.

    Finally, did they get rid of blackberries because it was racist?

    1. Re:Mmm... by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

      Finally, did they get rid of blackberries because it was racist?

      And isn't it racist to get rid of the blackberries?

    2. Re:Mmm... by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      Re "All of these are things a kid should come across while growing up in a few parts of the world. "
      "Acorn is an especially disappointing word to lose--suddenly all these things falling from the sky don't have a word"
      Acorn Computers?
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    3. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm worried about the Dingle-Americans.

    4. Re:Mmm... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've got both acorns and blackberries growing in my yard. Not sure what I'm supposed to call them now...

      More seriously - there has to be more to it than that, but possibly finding out would involve clicking the link and reading, and that would itself require a higher level of interest in this story than I actually possess.

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    5. Re:Mmm... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First off, it's not as though these words have been struck from the English lexicon. Seriously... do kids nowadays rely exclusively on the Oxford Junior Dictionary instead of doing a quick web search or consulting a more complete dictionary? I don't recall ever in my life using a "kid's" dictionary during my school years. We used the big ones right from the start.

      It wasn't always perfect, of course. I recall asking my teacher what a word meant, and she correctly told me that I should look it up in the dictionary myself. I did so, found the word, and it was defined by a different word I didn't know. I looked up that word, and it used the first word in it's definition. My teacher then relented and explained the word to me herself. That's why kids have teachers and parents.

      All in all, a tempest in a teacup. Kids will learn these words once they graduate to more complete resources. No big deal. Side note: I'll bet "tempest" isn't in the junior dictionary either.

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    6. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got both acorns and blackberries growing in my yard. Not sure what I'm supposed to call them now...

      Oak nuts and berries of color.

    7. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And isn't it racist to get rid of the blackberries?

      They're not removing them, just renaming them "berries of bramble descent"

    8. Re:Mmm... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Acorns: slingshot fuel
      Blackberries: yummy things with nasty stickers
      Minnows: Gilligan fish

    9. Re:Mmm... by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 2

      First off, it's not as though these words have been struck from the English lexicon. Seriously... do kids nowadays rely exclusively on the Oxford Junior Dictionary instead of doing a quick web search or consulting a more complete dictionary? I don't recall ever in my life using a "kid's" dictionary during my school years. We used the big ones right from the start.

      It wasn't always perfect, of course. I recall asking my teacher what a word meant, and she correctly told me that I should look it up in the dictionary myself. I did so, found the word, and it was defined by a different word I didn't know. I looked up that word, and it used the first word in it's definition. My teacher then relented and explained the word to me herself. That's why kids have teachers and parents.

      All in all, a tempest in a teacup. Kids will learn these words once they graduate to more complete resources. No big deal. Side note: I'll bet "tempest" isn't in the junior dictionary either.

      So what you are saying is it's much ado about nothing?

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    10. Re:Mmm... by JanneM · · Score: 1

      We also all have an uvula, those trees can often have galls and many buildings have dormers. Doesn't necessarily mean they belong in a short childrens dictionary, though. After all, there are "real" dictionaries as well as the internet for anything not covered in the shortened one.

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    11. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I don't recall ever in my life using a "kid's" dictionary during my school years. We used the big ones right from the start.

      Hear hear...
      I had a full set, and a concise OED. (Learned to read in a house with thousands of books, started with The Pickwick Papers and a dictionary...my father was a bibliophile, and a Dickens fan.)

    12. Re:Mmm... by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Acorns and minnows though? I'd keep those both because they're stuff kids actually encounter in many parts of the world, and they're common metaphors, which gets really weird if you don't know what the actual thing is.

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    13. Re:Mmm... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Minnows are a bit strange to lose...

      I guess the editors were traumatized by Gilligan's Island when they were kids.

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    14. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No reason to burden the connected brains of our children with extinct species and plants. All they need to know is how to cool their devices down when the climate goes to eleven.

    15. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America, we call them bramble-American berries, no matter what country they grew in. ie a British bramble-American berry.

    16. Re:Mmm... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      So what you are saying is it's much ado about nothing?

      As you like it. Naturally, one can conclude that, despite the process of defining the English language being an occasional comedy of errors, we must admit that measure for measure, all's well that ends well,

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    17. Re:Mmm... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I've got both acorns and blackberries growing in my yard. Not sure what I'm supposed to call them now...

      According to the article, you should call them analogues and broadbands. Note how easy it is to memorize that thanks to the first characters being identical.

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    18. Re:Mmm... by JanneM · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard of minnows, and didn't know what it was until I looked it up now :) Apparently you can go through half a lifetime as a fluent second-language speaker - using the language both professionally and privately - without encountering it...

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    19. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Acorn Computers fall from the sky? No wonder they call them "Risk Machines".

    20. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "From tiny acorns grow mighty oaks"
      In the future kids will see that poster at Spencer's Gifts and say, "WTF?"

    21. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well....
      what was the word?

      Was it bird?

    22. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure it's a uvula.

    23. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The PC term for them is African American berries.

    24. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minnows aren't pets, they're the bastard little things that steal your maggots when you're fishing in UK rivers, and then invariably get themselves snagged on the hook making it look like you've got a bite. Minnows is also a noun to describe something like a smaller player in a world of larger fish. E.g. a team coming up against a much bigger/successful club in a cup competition.

    25. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The OJD is now given to every child in the UK primary school system (equivalent of the US elementary school) to ensure those with parents that aren't bothered or too poor have the single book that's of great use when doing homework. Perhaps you need a dose of reality, not every kid has the internet at home. What you did at school is irrelevant, this is today, not you fagging behind the bikeshed yesterday.

      So yes, damn straight it's a big deal that the singular reference all kids have is getting hacked back and dumbed down. I hope the UK education system replies in kind and dumps Oxford Press with a "thanks, but now fuck off" message.

    26. Re:Mmm... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Really? When I was a kid, I caught minnows (and tadpoles-- are those in there?) and collected acorns. We had a blackberry bush. Seriously, these are rather everyday words in the Western world.

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    27. Re:Mmm... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      "From tiny acorns grow mighty oaks"
      In the future kids will see that poster at Spencer's Gifts and say, "WTF?"

      That's good then - puts it in the same category as everything else at Spencer's Gifts.

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    28. Re:Mmm... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Really? When I was a kid, I caught minnows (and tadpoles-- are those in there?) and collected acorns. We had a blackberry bush. Seriously, these are rather everyday words in the Western world.

      Everyday words that everybody knows would actually be great candidates for removal from a small pocket dictionary. You want moderately common words that not everyone would understand, but where a few word definition is more useful than an encyclopedic explanation.

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    29. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have always had at least one dictionary on my bookshelf whether as a child or an adult. Just looking at my bookshelf I see an Oxford Canadian Dictionary and an Oxford Compact English Dictionary as well as an Oxford Compact Thesaurus. In my opinion, schools should hand-out a dictionary to each student when they enter first grade and then again when they enter high school. I am not in favour of junior editions much less a blatantly dumbed down edition removing common words. If anything the word count in a dictionary should increase if necessary but never decrease.

    30. Re:Mmm... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      ACORN: Defunct community action group and general boogeyman of the right. Obsolete.
      Blackberries: Given the tension in Fergusen and New York, dropping this word is probably wise.
      Minnow: racial slur (probably).

    31. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In academia we don't call them berries, 'cos they're not. Apples, banannas, cucumbers, tomatoes, and even blueberries are all examples of berries. Raspberries and other brambles are clasically defined as 'droop sacks', the clasical definition of a berry being a fruit containing more than one seed.

    32. Re: Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Acorn is an especially disappointing word to lose--suddenly all these things falling from the sky don't have a word. We just live in a world where things fall from the sky and are undefined."

      Actually, the more we undefined, the more the contemplative people in the world will think about the nature of meaning.

      The willfully ignorant won't be reading a dictionary in the first place, so I'm not sure the loss of some words is such a momentous thing, after all.

    33. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the clasical definition of a berry being a fruit containing more than one seed.

      Formal definition is a fruit coming form a single flower and ovary, so examples like an avocado have a single seed.

    34. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yes, damn straight it's a big deal that the singular reference all kids have is getting hacked back and dumbed down

      Dumbed down and hacked back? Are they making it shorter, or trying to keep the same length as words get added? In the latter case, that has been on going for a hundred years, including with many adult dictionaries too, with all but the most comprehensive, even some labeled as unabridged, having words considered to archaic or rare culled to keep the length the same as new entries get added.

  3. Mandatory forest time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should require all public school students, unless they have a doctor's note, to attend mandatory education at a forest for some amount of time. I'm thinking 1 week.

    What constitutes a forest might be complicated in the UK. But it's simple in the US because there are 154 national forests, and over 7,000 state parks.

    Most kids would hate it, but I don't really care if children enjoy every second of their life.

    1. Re:Mandatory forest time by tlambert · · Score: 2

      We should require all public school students, unless they have a doctor's note, to attend mandatory education at a forest for some amount of time. I'm thinking 1 week.

      What constitutes a forest might be complicated in the UK.

      Naw, all they have to do is hang around in Dunsinane till great Birnam wood remove to it... The UK kids tend to eat that stuff up.

  4. Doubleplusgood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first edition of the newspeak dictionary is out. Doubleplusgood news brothers!

  5. Daddy, where do trees come from? by ZipK · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, well....

    1. Re:Daddy, where do trees come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lumber harvesters

    2. Re:Daddy, where do trees come from? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sort algorithms.

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  6. Other words to disappear: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Job security, retirement...

  7. My child's dictionary will consist of... by Rick+in+China · · Score: 1

    "define:" and that's about it. She wont be getting an oxford "junior dictionary", wtf is that anyways..

    1. Re:My child's dictionary will consist of... by BenFenner · · Score: 1

      Try this one:

      define: anyways

      Let me know how that goes.

    2. Re:My child's dictionary will consist of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3Aanways

      ta-da!

  8. I would stop by ruir · · Score: 2

    buying the junior edition, or got 2nd hand. I never got a junior edition in my mother tongue, got myself a junior edition from oxford as a EFL student much later in file.

    1. Re:I would stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought my wife an OED at a library sale. 20 years old, battered, and I needed to get a nice magnifier to go with it, but it's *awfully* fun to pull out for Scrabble games with the kids.

    2. Re:I would stop by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Our local Rotary Club gives free dictionaries to all the 3rd graders every year. I checked, but it's not the OED Junior, it's a special edition "Dictionary & Gazetteer" compiled by The Dictionary Project (https://www.dictionaryproject.org/).

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    3. Re:I would stop by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      I've got hard copies of the OED from less than ten years ago. It was like $30 for a hard cover great big thing. The best part is that it provides a wealth more information than any online dictionary I've seen unless you have the overpriced subscription to the OED. I also got the thesaurus for about the same price.

    4. Re:I would stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      buying the junior edition, or got 2nd hand. I never got a junior edition in my mother tongue, got myself a junior edition from oxford as a EFL student much later in file.

      Maybe it's about time you started using it.

    5. Re:I would stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      got myself a junior edition from oxford as a EFL student much later in file.

      Did you file a complaint later in life?

  9. What can you expect? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What can you expect from a dictionary publisher that picked "selfie" as the word of the year in 2013 and "vape" for 2014

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    1. Re:What can you expect? by _xeno_ · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, yes, but as your own link explains:

      The Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year is a word or expression that has attracted a great deal of interest during the year to date.

      So it's less that they chose those words and more that we, as English speakers, chose them.

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  10. Simple Definition by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    What constitutes a forest might be complicated in the UK. But it's simple in the US .

    No, what constitutes a forest is simple everywhere. It is just defined as ...er... a ...um... ok who who thought dropping 'forest' from the dictionary was a good idea?

    1. Re:Simple Definition by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Without that in a dictionary, how am I supposed to know how many "r"s are in it?

    2. Re:Simple Definition by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ask a pirate?

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    3. Re:Simple Definition by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      I live in the South so I see lots of streets and roads named after Nathan Bedford Forrest (the first Grand Wizard of the KKK), some of them in black neighborhoods. I guess they don't get upset because they don't have the right dictionary that tells them how "forest" is properly spelled.

    4. Re:Simple Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was also a Confederate General, which is common fodder for street names in the South. He also seems to be remembered as much for his falling out with the KKK and starting to advocate equality in some for or another for blacks toward the end of his life.

      Often what people need is an encyclopedia, not a dictionary...

    5. Re:Simple Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you live in Tennessee, that's the only state with a road named after Nathan Bedford Forrest that I could find, And I seriously doubt the neighborhood north east of Shiloh Golf Course is a "black" neighborhood.

      http://www.melissadata.com/lookups/zipstreet.asp?InData=Nathan+Bedford+Forrest

      Basically I call bullshit.

      Jacksonville, Florida had an entire high school named for Nathan Bedford Forrest. Team name: the Forrest Rebels.

      They finally decided it was time to rename it about a year ago.

    6. Re:Simple Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does that counter the point that there are not many streets that use that name? There are a few more using just the last name, but that last name is shared by a few people, and the dedication of street names and such can be changed with time.

  11. This was predicted decades ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate alarmists warned us a long time ago that creatures would vanish. They were right.

  12. Who remembers Archimedes and RISC OS? by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They also removed Acorn, whose most lasting impact is probably the spinoff ARM Ltd. that maintains the instruction set used in these mobile computers.

    1. Re: Who remembers Archimedes and RISC OS? by jrumney · · Score: 2

      Confirmed that they have replaced acorn with arm in the 2007 edition. The definition reads "Arms are weapons".

    2. Re: Who remembers Archimedes and RISC OS? by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 2

      Have you ever been hit by a flying Android Phone? Those things hurt! So yes, by extension, ARMs are weapons!

    3. Re: Who remembers Archimedes and RISC OS? by tepples · · Score: 1

      ARMs are weapons

      They are in Sony's Wild ARMs games. Yet none of them have been ported to anything but MIPS.

  13. Even if the sky is falling down by tepples · · Score: 2

    Acorn is an especially disappointing word to lose--suddenly all these things falling from the sky don't have a word. We just live in a world where things fall from the sky and are undefined.

    Perhaps this "Chicken Little" fear mentality is what certain influential politicians want to impose on children.

  14. "Acorns, and Blackberries, and Minnows, oh my!" by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0, Troll

    Spoken with a Surrender Dorothy!" voice . . .

    Acorns and Blackberries and Minnows just happen to be the three things that were removed from British Royalty member Prince George Michael's rectum after he fell asleep at the wheel of his SUV in London, ripped to his tits on drugs.

    A bloke at the pub down the street told me that his sister works in a hospital, so he must know.

    They also excavated a few hamsters and gerbils in duck tape

    Coincidence? I think not!.

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  15. I support Oxford by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one am in full support of Oxford's empirical approach to dictionary writing.

  16. So? by mmell · · Score: 2
    First: it's their dictionary. Well, to be fair - it's their junior dictionary. That by itself sort of tells me there's only room for a select subset of the OED. I'll be the first to admit, I find their choice of words to eliminate puzzling but like I said, it's their dictionary.

    Second (and I tend to agree with this one): make sure our children's learning institutions such as the public schools insist on a certain quality of product in return for our tuition/tax money. If the Oxford Junior Dictionary doesn't support all of the lessons we want our instructors to teach to our children then find one that does and buy it instead.

  17. Literally by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    Its bad enough they already changed the definition of literally because nobody used it correctly.

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    1. Re:Literally by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Incorrect" in languages is only incorrect until we change the rules. If common language usage becomes inconsistent with the current written rules, at some point it makes more sense to change the rules to reflect the actual usage than to try to correct usage en mass*. This tends to drive language purists insane. They seem to endlessly complain when popular "made up" words get added to the dictionary, without really stopping to consider that every single word in the dictionary was "made up" at some point in history, as was every grammar rule in existence.

      Languages continually evolve over time - there's nothing more or less "official" about our modern English language versus the English language of 500 years ago, even though there are significant differences. The point of a language is to communicate with each other, and just as our technology continues to evolve, so does the way in which we communicate.

      * For example, since this is Slashdot, consider the attempt to encourage the public to distinguish between "hacker" and "cracker". That distinction never gained any ground, and it's likely it never will. Likewise, almost no one calls the Linux operating system GNU/Linux outside a few die-hard FSF folks.

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    2. Re:Literally by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      That's literally the silliest thing I ever read. OK, Mr. Smart Guy, what does "literally" mean literally?

    3. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, why bother even speaking English? Isn't everyone capable of inventing their own language? Why bother even using words? It's not like there's any point in speaking.

      But seriously, for everyone who isn't a complete social retard, the proper use of words is indeed essential for the very profound reason that language is necessary to communicate and communication is necessary for trust. Trust is necessary for anyone who plans on doing anything other than nonstop rape and murder.

    4. Re:Literally by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Incorrect" in languages is only incorrect until we change the rules.

      True but there needs to be some definition of what counts as 'we' when it comes to changing the rules. A few ignorant kids posting comments on Twitter and Facebook showing they have no clue what 'literally' means should not be enough to get the meaning changed in a dictionary. Indeed I would guess the way that most people saw the 'new' meaning was through reposts with a comment to the effect of "look what this idiot wrote".

    5. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Login next time, Richard.

    6. Re:Literally by aevan · · Score: 1

      *innocent look* it's always great to tell the rest of the raid that you died decimating the room.

    7. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > try to correct usage en mass

      en masse.

      Just sayin'...

    8. Re:Literally by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When pretty much every English dictionary is in agreement on a revised definition, then we can safely conclude it's more than just a few ignorant kids posting on Facebook and Twitter.

      I find it somewhat amusing to be defending the use of the "non-correct" definition of "literally" because honestly, it really irritates me as well. So, you and I can continue being irritated until the day we die, or we can accept that people are going to use the term in a figurative sense (rather ironic, given the original definition), and get on with our lives. If it makes you feel any better, keep in mind that even the new dictionary definition indicates that this is an "informal" use, so it's still not appropriate to use in most written works.

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    9. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. The point is that the meaning of the new use is generally clear from context and people adopt it over time. Or it expresses something for which there is not yet a word. As in things like television or sexism.

      It's really only pedantic morons that never actually take their books away from their nose long enough to actually hear people talking that believe otherwise. The spoken use of a word rarely reflects the written form completely. And the spoken form has a tendency to get used as a written form before too long and at that point added to a dictionary.

    10. Re:Literally by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heh, I would certainly ask you if you meant "decimate as in the Roman army definition" or "decimate as in killed a whole lot of them".

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    11. Re:Literally by dave420 · · Score: 1

      English speakers changed the definition by misusing the word. English is a descriptive language, not prescriptive - there is no English Academy which sits down and works out which words to add or remove, and which to update. English is what we speak. If many people suddenly start using the word "umbrella" for "tomato", eventually the dictionary will state that "umbrella" can mean "tomato". This is one of the strengths of English - it can (and as you pointed out - does) change frequently, sometimes in strange and weird ways. That's what's given us a language with millions of words and a flexibility which lends itself rather well to creative and more mundane works.

    12. Re:Literally by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This tends to drive language purists insane. They seem to endlessly complain when popular "made up" words get added to the dictionary, without really stopping to consider that every single word in the dictionary was "made up" at some point in history, as was every grammar rule in existence.

      Most complaints about change in language aren't about the introduction of some new meme-ish neologism or term that's sprung into use. The real (and justified) complaints are about changes that reflect a reduction in clarity, or which make expression surrounding critical thinking or subtlety less fashionable or in real terms more difficult. Changes in language that dumb communication down should indeed be fought against, and loudly. Giving in to the habits of the incurious, the poor communicators, and the lazy is just a way to make more of them.

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    13. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bravo on the starting off with an insult, classy. But let's stop here for a second and really thing about this. If "Literally" has it's meaning changed to be the same as "Figuratively" as an acceptable alternate definition, then you can't use the word "Literally" also as it's original meaning as well, since you literally, in the classical sense of literal, have no idea if the speaker is meaning literal or figurative. This means that to eliminate confusion, a new word which takes on the original meaning of "literal" must be invented. But then because of how people are idiots, they'll probably start using that one again when the mean figurative (now literal), because they want their BS to be taken seriously. It really does become a complete cluster rather quickly. It's much simpler in the world of language to just scorn and mock those that don't know the difference between literal and figurative, when the idiots using literal in place of figurative only originally started using literal on their BS as a form to bring more gravity to what they were saying.

      The cycle is bound to repeat. Nothing gained but confusion, all because of idiots.

      Seriously, this post is a perfect example of how confusing it gets when literally means both literal and figurative.

    14. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, BUT...
      (and that's a big but...)
      doing TOTALLY screwed up shit like saying it is now 'okay' to use the word 'literally' to mean 'figuratively' because SO MANY fucktards have used the word INCORRECTLY in that fashion, is LITERALLY RETARDED...

      talk about newspeak...

    15. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with the redefinition of the word literally is that it has had its meaning reversed, this is tantamount to redefining the word 'correct' to mean 'incorrect'. Changing dictionary definitions for words due to common usage is bad enough, pulling a complete 180 on the definition serves only to eventually confuse all concerned.

    16. Re:Literally by sudon't · · Score: 1

      While you are absolutely correct, I sometimes wish for a more prescriptivist approach. After all, we are now left with no good synonym for "literally." Perhaps we'll have to start using reduplication, and say, "literally literally?"

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    17. Re:Literally by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Seriously?

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    18. Re:Literally by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      One big problem is in law, where fluid words (or especially words with a legal meaning that differs from the common meaning) can cause a person jail time or a lot of lost money.

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    19. Re:Literally by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Conforming or restricted to the exact, stated meaning; not figurative or inferred. (Funk and Wagnalls)

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  18. John Dingell not amused... by BenJeremy · · Score: 1
  19. modern kids vocabulary by moozoo · · Score: 1

    I assume they only have a finite number of words and need to add ipad, tablet, app, network, internet, steam, parental lock, minecraft, DS, exit, start, logon, quit, restart, level, character, profile, desktop, youtube, google and... hangon... aren't kids old enough to use the Oxford Junior Dictionary going to be using Google or an app to look up word definitions on their own tablets.....

    1. Re:modern kids vocabulary by Sir_Substance · · Score: 1

      They are. Dictionaries are a redundant operation.

      I stopped paying attention to all dictionaries when the macquarie dictionary redefined "misogyny" after a particularly contentious parliamentary argument in Australia, in a flagrant attempt to retcon the prime ministers hyperbolic accusation against her political opponent as correct.

      The French have it the right way. They have an institute that is dedicated to guiding the language for everyone.

      The English (and derivatives) also have it the right way: we talk however the hell we want and let the dictionaries catch up, kicking and screaming all the way that we are literally abusing the language.

    2. Re:modern kids vocabulary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The latter is the more honest way of doing it. Shy of people going around and literally rounding people up for misusing language and banning advances that might necessitate new words, the only sensible thing is for the dictionaries to follow the use of the words rather than making people adhere to the definitions in the dictionary.

      The whining about misusing words in English is one of the main reasons why English has such a rich history of literature. If you read most literature the authors take huge liberties with the language in various ways including, spelling, grammar and actual definitions substituting things and cutting them off as appropriate to create a rich text.

    3. Re:modern kids vocabulary by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The latter is the more honest way of doing it

      Such as redefining "liberal" to mean "gun-toting thief who insists that every be disarmed"?

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  20. Re: "Acorns, and Blackberries, and Minnows, oh my! by Trongy · · Score: 1

    They also excavated a few hamsters and gerbils in duck tape

    Duck tape is also being removed from the dictionary.

  21. Age group? by gman003 · · Score: 2

    I tried to look up what age group this dictionary targets. It took a while to find, because this particular dictionary seems to exist in a sort of quasi-online, quasi-physical state, where the book's website tells you to go buy it, and the official OUP site doesn't recognize it.

    Anyways, it's apparently aimed at ages 7 and up, and defines 13,000 words over 288 pages. You might be able to justify it, if these words are no longer in the top 13k words by usage. Then again, the common words aren't the ones you need a definition for.

    1. Re:Age group? by azcoyote · · Score: 1

      True--and on top of that, definitions for words that are already broadly familiar as nature words are not particularly helpful when located in a dictionary. When I look up blackberry in Oxford's comprehensive online dictionary, I get:

      1a. The edible berry-like fruit of the bramble, Rubus fruticosus, and its cultivated varieties (see sense 1b), which is an aggregate fruit consisting of a cluster of soft, sweet, purple-black drupelets. Later also: the similar berries of any of various other species of Rubus.

      Now how does that help a kid at all unless he's doing a science project? And even then, a smarter kid will at least get a botanical encyclopedia. In effect, all that he needs to know when reading a book is already said in the word: berries. Something like minnow is not so obvious, but all he needs to know is: a kind of fish.

      I remember as a kid when reading literature that rattled on different nature words I could hardly keep the names of different trees, flowers, and land formations straight, because without having experienced these individual things as different from other individual things, they had no real meaning for me, no matter what the dictionary said. In other words, unless I have eaten a minnow and compared it to a trout in an explicit way, then all that happens when I see the word "minnow" is that my mind functionally swaps it out with the word "fish." Perhaps a more useful dictionary for kids to read literature would actually describe something of the cultural significance of words... e.g. it would describe a salmon as a fish that people enjoy eating, and for some reason enjoy it more than mere canned tuna.

      My guess is that the only reason people are complaining about this dictionary anyway is for political-ideological reasons. I'm sure many non-nature words were taken out, but because they fear the technologization of nature they are looking for something to attack (and certain feminists would share this fear as a kind of masculinization of language against a supposedly feminine pristine nature).

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    2. Re:Age group? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Essential qualities in a definition are identifying the category to which the word belongs, and the distinguishing characteristic(s) that separate the word from other words in the category. In most contexts, a minnow is a "small fish".

      You might not even notice if you ate a single minnow. Scoop 'em up and fry them in hot oil by the bucketful.

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  22. No big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, this is a kids dictionary.
    Do you honestly think they use it to look up words such as acorn and minnows?

    The time to vent your spleen is when they remove words such as penis and fart.

  23. Simple reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the future, Agenda 21 world people will not be allowed to live in areas where there will be such things as blackberries, acorns and minnows will ever be encountered by people. They'll be out in the wild where people will not be allowed to go. Since there won't be any reference for people to see, feel, experience what these things are, there's no need for words to describe them.

  24. No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nature won't exist if a few years so I don't see this as a problem.

  25. Words removed from dictionary all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This isn't unusual. Languages evolve. Words that fall out of use are being removed from the dictionary all the time. For example, the latest Webster's no longer lists "gullible".

    1. Re:Words removed from dictionary all the time by TrueRecord · · Score: 1

      'acorn' to remove? Were you ever a kid?

  26. The stork of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, Jenny, ya know how babies are delivered by a stork in the middle of the night? Well, This is how trees are delivered.

    1. Re:The stork of course! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      No, Aerial reforestation is done differently.

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  27. Not to worry! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They were replaced with: "dildo" "fist" and "transgender"........

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  28. Not quite the same .. ring? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

    ...
    The weather started getting rough,
    The tiny ship was tossed,
    If not for the courage of the fearless crew
    The [redacted] would be lost, the [redacted] would be lost

  29. It's never been a "real" dictionary by msobkow · · Score: 2

    The "Junior Edition" has never been a "real" dictionary. It's always been a pared down subset of the full dictionary they publish.

    Complaining that it doesn't have certain words is like complaining that a Collegiate Dictionary doesn't have all the words that a full dictionary twice the size (or larger) does.

    Let's face it: most people live in the urban world nowadays. They're far more likely to run into technology buzzwords than they are parts of nature. To most city dwellers, "nature" never extends beyond a walk in a manicured park.

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    1. Re:It's never been a "real" dictionary by bloodhawk · · Score: 2

      while true that the urban world has changed a lot, blackberries and acorns are probably some of the more likely rather than less likely parts of nature they will come across, both can be found even in many large cities. Be interesting to know if they have kept things that are less common nowadays. hell they put in analogue which is a word, I would think, that a child is far less likely to run into.

    2. Re:It's never been a "real" dictionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can fill as many paragraphs as you like with rationalisations, but they sound pretty hollow. They dropped ‘acorn’. ‘Acorn’. How divorced from reality can one be? Someone needs to slap the editors out of their daze. Are they on drugs or something?

    3. Re:It's never been a "real" dictionary by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      In what way would the 2-3 word dictionary definition of acorn actually help you, really? Bearing in mind that you wouldn't be able to figure out what that oak nut was if you didn't already know its name, so that doesn't count.

      The random online definition from google is "the fruit of the oak, a smooth oval nut in a rough cuplike base." Very useful I guess assuming that you know the word acorn, you don't know what it is, but you do know what an oak tree is.

      This is also just the "top 13K" words edition - think of it like a cache rather than long term storage.

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    4. Re:It's never been a "real" dictionary by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      It's common practice to provide drawings for many of the more basic nouns, and acorn is a prime example.

      To establish a language in a logical manner, something has to be tied to reality. An effort to make a language out of words solely defined by other words is circular, baseless, and futile. Some things must be identified by pointing (illustration) and acorn is a good place for a root.

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  30. Small subset by jklovanc · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Oxford Junior Dictionary contains about 3% of the Oxford English Dictionary. Some words need to be swapped out to make room for words that are more relevant to the users.

    1. Re: Small subset by jrumney · · Score: 2

      My eight year old son has one. I think the real purpose of it is to introduce 7-10 year olds to how to use a dictionary by providing something heavily simplified that they can understand easily, rather than providing a comprehensive word list.

    2. Re:Small subset by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      In related news, Wiktionary has been forced to drop 10% of its words due to storage space limitations...

      I'm imagining that "Junior" dictionaries are things distant aunts buy their nieces and nephews whom they don't really know, such that the aunt should really be the target market of the demographic research on word inclusion.

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    3. Re:Small subset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3% is still a hell of a lot. Remember that the full OED contains tens of thousands of words that have been obsolete/disused for centuries, plus as many more that were only ever used in a small geographical area (and have since fallen into disuse). The "current" English vocabulary is only a subset of it - probably, barely 20% of all words in the full OED ever actually get used.

      I read somewhere that the typical English speaker has a total vocabulary in the range of 15,000 - 30,000 words. That's the total number of words they recognise and could attach a meaning to. (The number they actually use, in a typical week, is much lower - in the region of 1000-3000 for most people, slightly higher for professional journalists and the like, but not by as much as you'd think.) So a dictionary of 13,000 words is not a small subset.

    4. Re:Small subset by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Here is where set theory and averages do not match. Even is the average person only knows 15,000-30,000 each person will know a different set of words. For example one person might not know the word "elucidate" but another one might not. If you union the sets of words each person knows that set will be much bigger than 15k-30k.

  31. Too much time on your hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do kids even need dictionaries? I thought everyone just used spellcheck. And if they don't know what it is, they can just google it anyway.

    So, who cares what words might or might not be in a junior dictionary? And why does that site think that people whining about some nonsense like this is news?

    1. Re:Too much time on your hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this "dictionary" that you speak of? I know it must be a word because it doesn't have squiggly red underlines. If only there was a place where I could look up these obscure words.

      Oh well, I guess I shall never know.

  32. "cut and paste"? by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1, Funny

    its "COPY and paste" you bastards!!!!

    1. Re:"cut and paste"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless I am actually cutting and pasting.

    2. Re:"cut and paste"? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, originally it was only cut and paste. Because once upon a time that was how you did large scale re-editing. You had a pair of scissors, a pot of paste, and you cut out passages and pasted them where you wanted them to be.

    3. Re:"cut and paste"? by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

      Jeah, but today nobody does that any more. I thought about writing that as well but I was lazy. The "modern" replacement just shows how old-fashioned and out-of-touch these guys really are.

    4. Re:"cut and paste"? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      ^X ^V (cut and paste) is a common operation sequence for moving things from one place to another, particularly in text editing.

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    5. Re:"cut and paste"? by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

      99% of the time I do ^C^V and I guess most students do the same when copying their homework from a website ;)

    6. Re:"cut and paste"? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      but today nobody does that any more.

      Not true.

      Some times it really is quicker to do the job in an analogue way than to figure out a way to do it electronically with what tools are available. Or, which tools are allowable according to a site's IT policies ; if I'm forbidden to use "portable" apps by the IT department on a particular job, then it doesn't matter if I've got an appropriate DTP or CAD or drawing application on a memory stick. Those sites are also likely to be the ones that take 3 weeks to process an application to have an application installed.

      Cut, paste, and dot over the edges with correcting fluid still works just as well, and can be effective. A couple of tips : if you have the opportunity, do your compositing at double-size if you can, then in the final copy down to correct scale your errors will halve ; if you have reasonably heavy paper, tearing rather than cutting will produce a more feathered edge that shows up less.

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  33. Acorn in your trousers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Luckily the "hungarian stack" of playing cards, widespread in Central-Eastern Europe, uses "makk" (acorn) as one of its four colours, the others being red, green and treff. Thus, even city-dwelling kids will quickly learn what an acorn is.

    BTW, those cards strangely bear the portraits of personalities from the legendarium of swiss independence movement (e.g. William Tell, Rudolf Harras, Walter Fuerst, Reding Itell, Herrmann Gessler, Ulrich Rudenz, the hunterman of Stutzen and the Shephard of Kuon).

    Furthermore, tip bulb of the male's built-in weapon is called the acorn in hungarian language.

  34. All words by Roodvlees · · Score: 1

    I thought dictionaries where supposed to include all words? Or would that make them too long?

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    1. Re:All words by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      The junior edition contains expanded, simpler explanations for words, which take up more space, so they only include a subset of the currently recognised english langauge - its not as if this is the first time they have omitted words, they've done it ever since the first junior edition was released.

    2. Re:All words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      English has about a million words in a very literal sense. The full unabridged OED takes up a huge chunk of wall space and is revised basically one letter at a time over the course of decades.

      Dictionaries don't contain more than a subset of possible words for that very reason. Up until the coming of digital books, nobody had space for a full unabridged OED, and buying one is quite expensive as well. It dwarfs a typical encyclopedia. Those old encyclopedia Britannica's were probably only about 4 feet long, the OED would probably be more like 20 feet long.

    3. Re:All words by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      The full unabridged OED takes up a huge chunk of wall space

      ...or a memory chip the size of a baby's fingernail. I mean, it is reassuring to have a few physical copies sitting in libraries around the world for sentimental purposes and backup in the event of the great EMP, but there's no other rational need for a paper dictionary. In modern society, if the power has been out for a week, the inability to have a properly refereed game of Scrabble is going to be the least of your worries.

      Up until the coming of digital books nobody had space for a full unabridged OED

      ...which ceased to be an issue a quarter of a century ago with the arrival of the CD-ROM. Not sure exactly when it became feasible to have the entire OED on your phone, but it certainly wasn't yesterday.

      Consequently, you now need exactly 2 versions of a dictionary: the unabridged version and one abridged just enough to make it unsuitable for professional linguists (so you can make a profit from the pros). Size is not an issue for any of those and there's no reason whatsoever to take out words 'to make room for new ones'. If a word has fallen out of use, make a note to that effect: the fact that it was used is valuable information.

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  35. Oh, thank god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, removing these 28 words should eliminate what like.. 50 pages from that bulky dictionary, yeah?

  36. profoundly alarmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I'd save being "profoundly alarmed" for something that actually matters, not this tempest in a tea cup.

  37. Re: "Acorns, and Blackberries, and Minnows, oh my! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Duck tape should never be in the dictionary as it's a brand name. Now Duct tape on the the other hand, shouldn't be in the dictionary either, as it's not a word in and of itself. In an encyclopedia on the other hand....

  38. Personally... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...I'd drop 'dictionary'. Who uses them instead of a website anyway?

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  39. Easy by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    It's a survivalist plot.
    You can live from these 3 things in the woods if civilization collapses, but they don't want the iGeneration to know.

  40. So what? by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    As Triumph would say, the correct answer is "Who gives a shit?"

    Does anybody still buy dead-tree dictionaries? I don't see this being relevant outside of a few grandparents who might buy this "Junior Dictionary" for their grandkids in the mistaken belief that it isn't easier for the kiddos to just look words up online, where space is not a premium so there's no need to omit words.

  41. JUNIOR Dictionary by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    Look unless you want that giant 2 foot cube book they used to have in the library... we are going to need to leave some words out.

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    1. Re:JUNIOR Dictionary by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      nonsense, less than ten thousand words are in common use, the OED has almost 200,000 words

  42. Use the Excellent 1913 Webster's Dictionary by Tetravus · · Score: 2

    The dictionary used to be a very different book, meant for much more than listing definitions.

    From the blog post linked below:
    "The first thing you’ll notice is that the example sentences don’t sound like they came out of a DMV training manual (“the lights started flashing”) — they come from Milton and Shakespeare and Tennyson (“A thought flashed through me, which I clothed in act”)."

    http://jsomers.net/blog/dictio...

    After reading James Somers' post about adding the 1913 Webster's dictionary to his system I gave it a try. The old dictionary sometimes has archaic definitions but is generally much more useful and even entertaining to use.

  43. FTFY by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    Let me fix that for you using the junior dictionary:

    Wow, I'd only be, like, OMG for stuff that is like, real, you know, not this stuff that is, like, meh, whatever.

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  44. Re: "Acorns, and Blackberries, and Minnows, oh my! by jbengt · · Score: 1

    Duck tape should never be in the dictionary as it's a brand name.

    For the same reason, we should also ban aspirin, zipper, cellophane, velcro, teflon, freon, and linoleum from the dictionary.

  45. mmell likes to libel people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  46. Flora and fauna are the hardest words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone speaking English as a second language, I've found the names of plants and animals to be the hardest to learn. Materials aimed at kids who speak English as a first language often are good for adults learning it as a second language. I guess that's no longer true for this dictionary.

    Also, who the fuck doens't just look shit up on his smartphone? Not like space is much of an issue there.

  47. What can you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, 2014 was the year of vaping.

  48. Approaching the Issue from the Wrong Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dictionary catalogues the language of the time, it does not create it. Think of it as a list of the top few thousand words used by children. If you want the list to be different, then you need to ensure children use different words. The dictionary removing "nature words" is an effect of children being in nature less, not a cause.

  49. WHY NOT TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you're correct, if you want people to believe in half-truths.

    From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Bedford_Forrest#Speaks_to_black_Southerners:

    Speaks to black Southerners[edit]
    In 1875, Forrest demonstrated that his personal sentiments on the issue of race now differed from that of the Klan, when he was invited to give a speech before an organization of black Southerners advocating racial reconciliation, called the Independent Order of Pole-Bearers Association. At this, his last public appearance, he made what the New York Times described as a "friendly speech"[10] during which, when offered a bouquet of flowers by a black woman, he accepted them as a token of reconciliation between the races and espoused a radically progressive (for the time) agenda of equality and harmony between black and white Americans.[56] His speech was as follows:
    "Ladies and Gentlemen I accept the flowers as a memento of reconciliation between the white and colored races of the southern states. I accept it more particularly as it comes from a colored lady, for if there is any one on God's earth who loves the ladies I believe it is myself. ( Immense applause and laughter.) This day is a day that is proud to me, having occupied the position that I did for the past twelve years, and been misunderstood by your race. This is the first opportunity I have had during that time to say that I am your friend. I am here a representative of the southern people, one more slandered and maligned than any man in the nation.
    I will say to you and to the colored race that men who bore arms and followed the flag of the Confederacy are, with very few exceptions, your friends. I have an opportunity of saying what I have always felt - that I am your friend, for my interests are your interests, and your interests are my interests. We were born on the same soil, breathe the same air, and live in the same land. Why, then, can we not live as brothers? I will say that when the war broke out I felt it my duty to stand by my people. When the time came I did the best I could, and I don't believe I flickered. I came here with the jeers of some white people, who think that I am doing wrong. I believe that I can exert some influence, and do much to assist the people in strengthening fraternal relations, and shall do all in my power to bring about peace. It has always been my motto to elevate every man- to depress none. (Applause.) I want to elevate you to take positions in law offices, in stores, on farms, and wherever you are capable of going.
    I have not said anything about politics today. I don't propose to say anything about politics. You have a right to elect whom you please; vote for the man you think best, and I think, when that is done, that you and I are freemen. Do as you consider right and honest in electing men for office. I did not come here to make you a long speech, although invited to do so by you. I am not much of a speaker, and my business prevented me from preparing myself. I came to meet you as friends, and welcome you to the white people. I want you to come nearer to us. When I can serve you I will do so. We have but one flag, one country; let us stand together. We may differ in color, but not in sentiment. Use your best judgement in selecting men for office and vote as you think right.
    Many things have been said about me which are wrong, and which white and black persons here, who stood by me through the war, can contradict. I have been in the heat of battle when colored men, asked me to protect them. I have placed myself between them and the bullets of my men, and told them they should be kept unharmed. Go to work, be industrious, live honestly and act truly, and when you are oppressed I'll come to your relief. I thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for this opportunity you have afforded me to be with you, and to assure you that I am with you in heart and in hand." (Prolonged applause.):

  50. However, the dictionary still uses it correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how the clucking bell do you manage to start off with "well, when it changes in a dictionary, then it counts as "we" deciding to change the use" then segue seamlessly into "So let them use it incorrectly, according to the definition "we" still use!"?

    Is this so that it can be changed to the literally WRONG version of use by so many morons not being corrected? What the hell is wrong with "figuratively" anyway? It is literally the right word to use for "in a grammatically acceptable generalisation of all states"? If so, can WE change it back by continuing to insist on using it literally correctly? If not, why not? If so, then why the hell are you complaining at the GP???

    You literally make no sense.

  51. Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well an acorn is a specific type of "nut", and minnows are a specific type of "fish".

    While it may sound odd to an adult that as raised with a different convention, I don't think there's anything intrinsically wrong with teaching children that they're gathering "Oak nuts" and catching "little fish" with a net. And an abridged dictionary by definition has to decide what's unimportant enough to leave out. It could easily be that being special cases of more general words that were already in the dictionary these are actually redundant and removing them allows the inclusion of more novel words that aren't as easily replaced with more other words in the dictionary.

  52. Simple Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A forrest is a proper subset of the set of all trees such that it is not the empty set and all eliminates of the forrest are within at least 3 meters of another eliminate of the forrest.

  53. I don't care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't used a paper dictionary in probably 20 years. For the "what will we call it now?" crowd: The words didn't go away silly rabbit. It's just not in that particular abridged dead tree scroll any longer... Besides, I've also never known anyone to see something they don't know the name for then read the entire dictionary trying to find the word for it... Dictionaries are old school spell checkers, not known language repositories. This is unimportant.

  54. Minnow? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    Schools these days are doing an increasingly poor job of preparing the next generation to unserstand the Gilligan's Island Theme Song.

  55. [Solved] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Purchase an unabridged dictionary. All the words are there.

  56. The Big Picture by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    The JOED removed these because they needed the space for "surveillance", "camera", and "goodthink." They're lagging behind the USA, though, as we've shortcut the entire process by no longer requiring students to be able to read. (Or write. Or do math.)

    Between that and our fabulous jobs policy*, the USA leads the world. Now, if only lead weren't toxic, we'd be ok.

    * US Jobs Policy:

    Step 1: Export tech jobs overseas to increase corporate profit
    Step 2: Throw all low-skill immigrants back across the border
    Step 3: Now US tech workers can get jobs doing lawn work, picking crops, and nannying.

    It's genius!

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  57. BarbaraHudson: "Eat your words"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I tore apart your stupid hosts file crapola." - by BarbaraHudson (3785311) on Tuesday August 19, 2014 @10:46AM (#47703255)

    Where? You RAN from trying recently -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p... & you're FAIRLY given the opportunity to make good on those words of yours - you downmodded (via your many sockpuppets) & ran, lol, after your wise-ass comment on hosts here JUST before that challenge -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comme... quoted next below:

    ---

    "scans multiple forums repeatedly to troll his crappy HOSTS file " - by BarbaraHudson (3785311) on Sunday January 04, 2015 @11:58AM (#48730581) from http://tech.slashdot.org/comme...

    I only post on them where they apply (or confronting naysayers like you). Prove otherwise!

    (Oh, that's right - you're NOT BIG ON PROOF, are you? See below next...)

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    "His only "legend in his own mind" was that he claimed that "his" hosts file could completely secure a windows computer. " - by tomhudson (43916) on Saturday February 12, @11:19AM (#35186644)

    Where did I even *once* claim hosts completely secure a computer? Hosts are, however, the BEST single tool for more speed, security, reliability, & more. Prove otherwise.

    Putting words in my mouth I never stated != truth, or a good argument on YOUR part. You RAN from that too!

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    "Who has independently vetted it?" - by BarbaraHudson (3785311) on Tuesday August 19, 2014 @10:46AM (#47703255)

    You tried to say it's malware/spyware too - guess what:

    Answer = The BEST in the security antimalware & antispyware business currently, http://www.av-test.org/en/news... per that VERY recent test's results, who also host & RECOMMEND my program for hosts, is who -> http://hosts-file.net/?s=Downl... (Malwarebytes' hpHosts)

    * You've done better? No... lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> You fail: "Eat your words, Forrest" & you told others to stalk/harass me by ac posts as YOU YOURSELF do, unceasingly, for years http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    ... apk

  58. BarbaraHudson's b.s. answer... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BarbaraHudson stalks me by ac posts & that's quoted in her words http://slashdot.org/comments.p... & her "so-called 'point'" vs. hosts = b.s. (in a 'journal' - not publicly since she KNOWS they're bullshit):

    "We don't need to use a hosts file to block ads (adblock does it better)" - by BarbaraHudson (3785311) on Sunday September 21, 2014 @02:09PM

    FROM-> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    To THAT b.s. I point out how NOT BETTER it is, tearing up 4++gb of RAM & flooring CPU too -> https://blog.mozilla.org/nneth...

    +

    By default (since advertisers KNOW most folks using "Almost ALL Ads Blocked" won't change that) adblock's PAID OFF NOT TO DO ITS JOB FULLY -> http://techcrunch.com/2013/07/...

    ClarityRay's also DESTROYING AdBlock but it's NOT ABLE TO DO THAT to custom hosts files.

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    * BarbaraHudson's *trying* to tell us that Adblock's vastly inferior abilities + chewing up resources LIKE MAD is "superior" to hosts?? Please... lol!

    (Hosts do all of what adblock does, + FAR more - with less!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Facts above vs. BarbaraHudson's fictions & the FACT BarbaraHudson CANNOT DISPROVE that hosts do more w/ LESS, & far, Far, FAR MORE for added speed, security, reliability, + even anonymity (to an extent) vs. adblock

    &

    That hosts fix DNS security issues in DNS amplification attacks, DNS being downed, DNS being redirect poisoned etc. - et al as well!

    Fact: NO SINGLE SOLUTION does more & w/ less, period/fact, for all those points of mine here BarbaraHudson sockpuppet downmodded & RAN from -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p... like the troll & multiple account using sockpuppeteer he/she is... apk

  59. Only when they volunteer for it. by mmell · · Score: 1

    (N/T)

  60. Re: "Acorns, and Blackberries, and Minnows, oh my! by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Your 7 examples, except perhaps Velcro, are all now well established as generic names. "Duck tape" is not; most people recognize "duct tape" as the correct phrase.

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