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  1. Re:Is Slashdot advertising now? on Linux Kernel Exploit Busily Rooting 64-Bit Machines · · Score: 1

    Mrs. Scum, you have won... the entire Norwich City Council!

  2. Re:pathetic on Pakistan Lifts Ban After Facebook Deletes Offending Page · · Score: 1

    "Not drawing pictures of Mohammed" (PBUH) takes away precisely one "right" of yours, the right to be an idiot with no sense of tact or respect. I'm a British atheist. What say I go to Alabama, defecate on a bible, wrap it in the US flag and burn the bundle. That's free speech isn't it? That's me exercising the right of a person living in the US isn't it?

    Right. And that's exactly why you added 'PBUH' to your post. Nice going.

  3. Re:The bottom line on Steve Jobs Hints At Theora Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    As Free Waterfall Jr. said, "You can't own property, man"

  4. It's not a space balloon on NASA's Space Balloon Smashes Car In Australia · · Score: 1

    It's a UFO. Meanwhile, somewhere, Chris Carter's getting his notepad out.

  5. Re:sco still alive? on SCO Asks Judge To Give Them the Unix Copyright · · Score: 1

    Lovely plumage...

  6. Re:Some hardware needs them on The Mystery of the Mega-Selling Floppy Disk · · Score: 1

    I have an old 8-bit MSX that has a 3.5" floppy drive. Drive works surprisingly well - much better than my XBox 360, anyway.

  7. Re:Have some compassion on Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some of us are still suffering from it.

  8. I'm trading mine for Alf pogs on Fine Print Says Game Store Owns Your Soul · · Score: 1
  9. Correction on WePad Tablet Will Use Linux To Rival the iPad · · Score: 0, Troll

    "A German company, Neofonie GmbH, has set out to provide an alternative to the iPad, according to Neofonie's founder, Helmut Hoffer von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm."

  10. Re:Firefox lite. on Why Mozilla Needs To Go Into Survival Mode · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I love Firefox because of its plugins (Firebug alone is the bee's knees), but it's an absolute memory hog. On both my Windows and Linux machines, I have to restart the application every few days - it's not shy about eating up 4-5 GB of RAM easily. In many cases (and if I leave the system running long enough, as I often do) it consumes all of the available memory until the system slows to a crawl. It especially annoys me that it's been this way for the last 2-3 years, and still nothing is being done.

  11. Re:I'm going to get flamed all to hell for this... on ISO 9001-Compliant Document Control? · · Score: 4, Informative

    My problem with Sharepoint is that doesn't work equally well on non-IE browsers. For example, text formatting is completely unavailable unless you're running IE.

  12. Re:Lawsuit on Warhammer Online Users Repeatedly Overbilled · · Score: 1

    Everyone but the plaintiffs win in a class action. The amount of money a class action suit gets you, on the average, is usually not worth all the time, effort, and worry.

  13. Re:Welcome to the N900 age on iPhone OS 4.0 Brings Multitasking, Ad Framework For Apps · · Score: 1

    "iPhone OS 4.0 - Now With More Nazi Germany!" TM & (C)

  14. Re:and in a follow-on report ... on Photographers Want Their Cut From Google's Ebooks · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget the typesetters that created the fonts. And the trees, that so graciously provided their pulp.

  15. Re:16 years old, no legal rights against parents. on Son Sues Mother Over Facebook Posts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If a child's willing to go that far, it's probably a safe bet that their family's already pretty fucked up.

  16. Obligatory Simpsons on Look At Sick People To Give Your Immune System a Boost · · Score: 1

    "Sarge, we keep getting orders to let the virus win!" "Must be a school day. Lay down your arms!" "Alright! Let's make some puffs!"

  17. Re:Hmm on Scrabble To Allow Proper Nouns · · Score: 1

    You've embiggened me with your wisdom

  18. Re:What on Android's "Flea Market" Needs Urgent Attention · · Score: 1

    Companies like Namco need to realize that they need more than just Pacman rehashes and the occasional Katamari port to make money, especially on a market as open as Android's, where you can easily peddle a free (or even commercial) clone of a popular game, with little fear of retribution from original companies (Beje.. *ahem* Jewellust , anyone?). This is probably what's bugging companies like Namco more than anything - the lack of the draconian regime that makes saber-rattling on the iPhone so effective.

  19. Re:Given two programmers on Math Skills For Programmers — Necessary Or Not? · · Score: 1

    Growing up, I hated math, but loved programming. I remember my parents telling me that I couldn't be a programmer without knowing math, and at the time I blew them off, thinking that they didn't know any better. Years passed, and I tried my hand at writing simple Java games, and quickly realized how correct my parents were. Even basic things required moderate math skills - division, modulo, geometry knowledge.

  20. Re:Doesn't matter what country you are in... on Wikileaks Receiving Gestapo Treatment? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That said, what is the point of announcing that you're about to reveal something seriously damning about the government, instead of just releasing? The outcome seems fairly obvious in this case.

  21. Re:So basically on No More Firefox For Windows Mobile · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, Android's support for native C code leaves a lot to be desired, as one cannot write entire applications in C. At the moment, the NDK is all but useless to most developers (myself included) that need it for more than just libraries.

  22. Finally! on Quantum Film Might Replace CMOS Sensors · · Score: 1

    I've been waiting for technology that would make my computer's bootup sequence more sensitive to my needs.

  23. Re:sounds like a safety law suit jackpot and not a on Company Sued, Loses For Not Using Patented Tech · · Score: 1

    It is a patent issue because the flesh detection technology is patented and the patent holder wants a very high licensing fee, otherwise saw manufacturers would have adopted the technology years ago.

    There's more than one way to skin a cat, no? I'm no expert at the saw-stopping tech, but it seems to me there'd be some way to do it that doesn't infringe on the patent.

  24. Re:Sequel on Filming For The Hobbit Begins In July · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why the original story - both Silmarillion and Children of Hurin are excellent sources for future films.

  25. Re:ipad might be worthwile on Multitasking In For iPhone 4.0? · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a dedicated Android user (and programmer), I still don't see the value of multitasking in a mobile app. The runtime can automatically clean up and restart the application with all the state information necessary if it ceases to run anyway. It's a lot easier to just assume that it's _always_ going to be cleaned up upon suspension, instead of writing code that accounts for the possibility that the app just may be resuming from a paused, but not terminated state. I haven't used a single Android app, or written any code that I can say honestly benefits from the multitasking aspects of Android. The runtime can shut down my app any time it sees fit. Planning for resumption from an abruptly terminated app is the norm when developing for Android anyway. The way I see it, the apps would have more resources if the platform didn't have to multitask.