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Filming For The Hobbit Begins In July

krou writes "Sir Ian McKellen has revealed that filming for The Hobbit and its sequel is scheduled to begin in July, and will take approximately a year to complete. Casting is now 'taking place in LA, London and New York,' and [director Guillermo] Del Toro is already 'living in Wellington, close to the Jacksons and the studio in Miramar.' Apparently the script is still being worked on, and 'the first draft is crammed with old and new friends, again on a quest in Middle-earth.' The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an original story not written by Tolkien, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings."

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  1. The audition by Animats · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have visions of furries lined up for the audition.

    1. Re:The audition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, who leaked the "plot" of the sequel to you??

      Though I'll admit, it's pretty easy to guess what a movie about a bunch of "bachelor" hobbits hanging around a hole together would amount to.

    2. Re:The audition by zero_out · · Score: 1

      Furries? Let's see, what roles could they play... a spider? Naw. How about a goblin? Nope. A warg? Hm... a nasty super-wolf ridden by green midgets. Maybe. A Great Eagle? No way. A troll? Not a chance. Well, I guess all those furries are going to be disappointed, since the wargs in LOTR were CG.

    3. Re:The audition by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Beorn could turn into a bear....

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    4. Re:The audition by mweather · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Beorn will probably get cut like Tom Bombadil did.

    5. Re:The audition by Canazza · · Score: 1

      *cuts Tom Bombadil*
      *cackles and dances in shower of blood*

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    6. Re:The audition by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you kidding?! A giant, primal, jovial "skin-changer" is on-screen gold. Plus the giant bees, plus dogs/ponies/horses performing human domestic tasks. Plus his integral role in the climax of the Battle of Five Armies. Bombadil (and the Barrow-wights encounter) was easier to drop because he really was unessential the primary story of the Lord of the Rings, although he did add great depth and mystery to the world.

      I also believe that Beorn and Radagast will make great side/supporting characters for the sequel (what Hollywood fantasy movie doesn't want more wizards/magic?).

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    7. Re:The audition by IICV · · Score: 1

      And thank God for that!

    8. Re:The audition by zero_out · · Score: 1

      Aha! I knew I was forgetting someone. Thanks for the reminder.

    9. Re:The audition by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably. He'll then appear in a spin-off: The Beorn Identity.

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    10. Re:The audition by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Except Tom Bombadil was a bane unto the original books. Tom Bombadil getting cut was a present to humanity.

      Beorn, on the other hand, was a popular character. And much easier to script :)

  2. ugh, sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm all for the creation and filming of The Hobbit, but I really don't know about the idea for that "sequel".

    1. Re:ugh, sequel by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, I read *The Hobbit* to my son when he was in 2nd grade. After I read the last word on the last page, the instant I set the book down he said, "Can we read *The Hobbit 2* next?"

      Poor kid. That's just how I feel.

      *The Hobbit* is greatly underestimated by even Tolkien fans, who pooh-pooh it because it's not LotR. The tone of the story is a bit condescending at first, something that Tolkien himself expressed dissatisfaction with in later years, but as in LotR there's a lot going on under the surface of *The Hobbit*. It's a story well worth serious study. Achieving that in story so readable and enjoyable on a superficial level is a tremendous achievement.

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    2. Re:ugh, sequel by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I love the book, but I don't think it's a good idea for someone else to try making a sequel.

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    3. Re:ugh, sequel by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm agnostic on that.

      Drama is not a medium Tolkien wrote for, so we can expect The Hobbit, like the LotR film trilogy, to be largely paraphrase. The Hobbit film will be a different story set in the same world, more or less following the events of the novel.

      That said,the vast world Tolkien created practically begs for more stories to be written in that setting. It's a shame that copyright prevents this. Little of what would be written would do it justice, but it's not like there's a lack of writing genius in the world. Neil Gaiman could do wonderful things with that world. It wouldn't be Tolkien of course, but it would definitely have echoes. Gaiman is one of the most unpretentiously erudite writers I can think of.

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    4. Re:ugh, sequel by bhsurfer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think the siege of Gondolin out of the Silmarillion would make a hell of a movie, as would the part where Morgoth & Ungoliant destroy the trees. Man, I need a life. I also agree that, given the right writing, the sequel they're planning could be decent.

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    5. Re:ugh, sequel by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would like to second the idea of movies being created based on tales from The Silmarillion. There was a lot of cool stuff in there.

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    6. Re:ugh, sequel by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      Star Wars has taught me that missing sections are best left to the imagination, no matter who you get to write them.

    7. Re:ugh, sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily, no one is.
      TFA is wrong on the 2nd film being a sequel. That was the old plan.
      The new plan is to make a 2 part Hobbit movie.

    8. Re:ugh, sequel by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Funny

      The sequel won't be too bad. The Red Dragon will have turned out to have cast a dead man's hand spell on himself, and it will yank a soul to re-power his body and return him to life. The soul will be a US Marine from Iraq, and the dragon will add his knowledge to his own, creating massive machine guns and basically flying around machine-gunning "the 5 armies", regardless of their orientation.

      Later, the dragon will get ahold of the ring from Bilbo, and his own massive willpower will vie with Sauron for control. Eventually, a group lead by Bilbo, containing Gollum, will recover the ring right as the marine fights back for control of the dragon's mind. It's a hopeless effort, but stuns the dragon just briefly that they can pry the ring off using Sting.

      Gollum, of course, then turns on Bilbo and tries to get it back, but the spirit of Thor Oakenshield or whoever croaked in Hobbit 1, I forget, intercedes and Bilbo escapes with the ring.

      Epilogue decades later, when an older but not yet old Bilbo is present at the birth of his nephew, who "might be named Dodo, or maybe Frodo, I like that name!" Cut to Sauron's area, where he's starting to build up an orc army, and negotiating with Saruman, while a middle-aged but youngish looking Grand Moff Tarken stands by as the massive tower with the eye is under construction.

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    9. Re:ugh, sequel by delt0r · · Score: 1

      It's a shame that copyright prevents this.

      I didn't think copyright did prevent that.

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    10. Re:ugh, sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Hobbit [sequel] film will be a different story set in the same world, more or less following the events of the novel.

      But we already had 2000, XP, and Vista. Something tells me this will be the ME to 95/98.

      Wait. What? Ok. Or, we already had horse, carriage, and car. Something tells me this will be the piggyback to a rickshaw.

    11. Re:ugh, sequel by FrigBot · · Score: 1

      They're doing it for economy of scale. You can film both movies at once and make two movies for a smaller marginal cost than it would cost to film them both entirely separately. It's for money, nothing else.

    12. Re:ugh, sequel by dan828 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But, knowing Hollywood, they'll just pretty much redo the same story (without any of the depth), but younger and sexier with more action and lots of stuff blowing up.

    13. Re:ugh, sequel by HeckRuler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll third that, it'll save me the agony of reading The Silmarillion

    14. Re:ugh, sequel by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Curse you, you're supposed to put "SPOILER ALERT" in the subject line!

    15. Re:ugh, sequel by vampire_baozi · · Score: 1

      I would expect this to be done in 3D, with mad special effects and CGI, sort of like Avatar in Middle-Earth.

      If done well, that wouldn't be a bad thing :D

    16. Re:ugh, sequel by qsliver · · Score: 1

      But where does Jar Jar come into all of this? (I think I should hide now!)

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    17. Re:ugh, sequel by DigMarx · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt there is a a writer in this day and age that possesses the linguistic skills Tolkien had. At least with the first 4 (oh wait, 5) movies there was a plot extant to diverge from. And it was obvious that Peter Jackson et al took more care making the cuts than some would have.

      I expect the next several movies will an abortion of Star-Wars-esque proportions. Ooh, rhyme.

    18. Re:ugh, sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meesa waansa pressiouses me does, meesa no likey wikey ouchie wowchie burnie eye!

    19. Re:ugh, sequel by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      I agree. In fact, the Silmarillion would be much better material than LotR for PJ and pals to hack the shit out of. Most of the stories in the Silmarillion (with the possible exception of Luthien and Beren) were sketchy enough on storybook details that there's ample room for interpretation and dialogue without pissing off the fans.

      There are enough stories in there that it might be better suited for a TV series, though.

    20. Re:ugh, sequel by Froboz23 · · Score: 1

      It does, at least in the commercial word. Mostly to prevent things like this (60 Years Later: Coming Through the Rye) from happening.

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    21. Re:ugh, sequel by torsmo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this idea might interest you: http://folk.uib.no/hnohf/num-intro.htm/

    22. Re:ugh, sequel by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree. Tolkien spent something like ten years establishing his world, before he set any of the major stories in it. While the Hollywood inclination is probably just to milk this for all it's worth, it's actually possible that the right writer could do justice to Tolkien in new stories. Neil Gaiman would be my first choice, too... I've read pretty much everything he's written, starting with the "Sandman" series.

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  3. Sequel by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an *original story not written by Tolkien*, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."

    Thanks but no thanks.

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    1. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like the filler episodes in anime, when they've already make all the current manga into anime, but want to make more anime something anyway. And we all know how great those are.

    2. Re:Sequel by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      I heard George Lucas is writing it. Young Gollum will be a comedy character to lighten the mood. His appearance has been changed a bit to appeal to the 5-10 age range that have the most pester power over merchandise sales, e.g. big floppy bunny ears. To save time it will all be CGI scenery. Human actors will be dosed with Thorazine to make them more docile and easier to pose.

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    3. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll? hmmm mods?

    4. Re:Sequel by trurl7 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      +5 Insightful!

    5. Re:Sequel by daremonai · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, so you mean it will be a swimsuit episode? Oy!!

    6. Re:Sequel by Jaysyn · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ooh, looks like I pissed off a Peter Jackson fanboy with mod points!

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    7. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My preciousssss bikiniiii

    8. Re:Sequel by RDW · · Score: 2, Informative

      'The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an *original story not written by Tolkien*'

      Pretty much like most of Jackson's version of 'The Two Towers', then!

      Actually, I wonder how accurate the BBC story is. Jackson and del toro have suggested elsewhere that they intend to spread out the story of 'The Hobbit' over both films, supplemented by material about (e.g.) Gandalf and Dol Guldur:

      http://www.theonering.net/torwp/hobbitfaq/#1.1

      Since details of events outside Bilbo's direct experience are sketchy (LOTR appendices, 'Unfinished Tales', etc.), they'll have to invent quite a lot to fill in the gaps (especially if they intend to include Aragorn's early adventures).

    9. Re:Sequel by Jaysyn · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow, someone is Troll-modding the hell out of anyone who has anything bad to say about the proposed sequel.

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    10. Re:Sequel by wisnoskij · · Score: 0

      Young Gollum does not exist between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Ringd stories. I believe that during that time is actually when he is being tortured in mordor (but that might be during the beginning of the LoTRs), among other things. But either way, he is not comedy material. Not that I would put it past GL to destroy the spirit of Tolkien's work that much.

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    11. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually TFA is wrong on that account. That was the original plan.
      More recently they decided make a 2 part Hobbit film instead by filling in the gaps not mentioned in the book. Like e.g. what Gandalf was doing while he was gone etc.
      Can't find where I originally read this but it's on wikipedia too.

    12. Re:Sequel by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Depends. Tolkien didn't flesh those years out much beyond a general timeline, so there's nothing for them to outright destroy. As long as they do enough research to stick with the general setting and history, it could work out well.

      (I'm an optimist, I know.)

    13. Re:Sequel by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      "The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an *original story not written by Tolkien*, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."

      Thanks but no thanks.

      The summary is wrong, from TFA:

      "According to studio New Line, the first film will be an adaptation of The Hobbit, the novel Tolkien published before his Lord of the Rings cycle.
      The second will be an original story focusing on the 60 years between the book and the beginning of the Rings trilogy. "

      So we're getting a hobbit movie AND a new story.

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    14. Re:Sequel by dkf · · Score: 1

      I heard George Lucas is writing it.

      Could (just about) be worse. Uwe Boll is not involved in the project.

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    15. Re:Sequel by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sounds like the filler episodes in anime, when they've already make all the current manga into anime, but want to make more anime something anyway. And we all know how great those are.

      For those of you not familiar with anime, that last part was sarcasm. Filler episodes are utterly craptastic. In that case, because the story continues on as if nothing significant happened in the time the filler is showing, any plot or character development has to be disposable. Nothing happens.

      Same thing here. What could happen in the sequel to the hobbit? Spoiler: none of the characters that are in lord of the rings will die in the prequel, wheras any characters they introduce will die before the events in lord of the rings or will have to come up with some reason they're insignificant for lord of the rings.

    16. Re:Sequel by Zalbik · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an *original story not written by Tolkien*, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."

      The summary is wrong, from TFA:

      "According to studio New Line, the first film will be an adaptation of The Hobbit, the novel Tolkien published before his Lord of the Rings cycle.
      The second will be an original story focusing on the 60 years between the book and the beginning of the Rings trilogy. "

      So we're getting a hobbit movie AND a new story.

      So you're saying, we're getting "The Hobbit" movie, and a planned sequel to "The Hobbit" which is to be an *original story not written by Tolkien*, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."?

      Thanks for clearing that up.

    17. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      People come down on Lucas for changing Star Wars, but Tolkien changed the Hobbit so he could use it as a prequel to The Lord of the Rings. Read "The Annotated Hobbit." Very interesting stuff.

    18. Re:Sequel by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gee, it was almost as if the GP was making a joke. Geez, fucking lighten up.

    19. Re:Sequel by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I'll wait and see - there's a tremendous amount of material that Tolkien wrote covering that period - various time lines, appendices, lost tales etc. If they do that material justice, it might be fun. Doesn't Gandalf get trapped in Sauron's old hang-out in Mirk Wood, apart from anything else?. ... Gandalf and Jar Jar Binks, together at last!

    20. Re:Sequel by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      Seeing as how Lucas is to be involved, there will be references to aliens and/or space ships featured prominently but loosely involved in the plot line.

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    21. Re:Sequel by bozone · · Score: 1

      you never know... it could be good

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    22. Re:Sequel by Thanshin · · Score: 3, Funny

      I heard George Lucas is writing it. Young Gollum will be a comedy character to lighten the mood. His appearance has been changed a bit to appeal to the 5-10 age range that have the most pester power over merchandise sales, e.g. big floppy bunny ears.

      I believe that during that time is actually when [Young Gollum ] is being tortured in mordor

      Change the name to "Jarjar does not simply walk into MORDOR!" and I'll pay to watch the movie in 3D.

    23. Re:Sequel by furby076 · · Score: 1

      How is the above insightful? How is that poster anymore then a standard nay-saying fanboy? The person is shooting down a sequel BEFORE it is even written let alone time for him to read it before it is filmed.

      I swear we wonder how we get people in congress who shoot down ideas or pass retarded laws that make no sense - when they have no clue about the subject matter (e.g. IP, copyright, net neutrality, patents)....well don't wonder anymore - our local politicians are doing the same thing the OP is doing speaking before they know what the subject matter entails...

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    24. Re:Sequel by BlueStraggler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, Tolkien did tell us all the things that happened in those 60 years, so it's not like they are going to *completely* make it up. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't come up with a better story, than, say, the recolonization and fall of Moria, or the fight against the Necromancer in Mirkwood. My money is on the former. It will be called "Moria", and the tag line will be "They are coming..."

    25. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My preciousssss bikiniiii

      My eyes! My Precious Goggles they do nothing!

    26. Re:Sequel by vegiVamp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, young Aragorn's adventure will most likely become a TV series *cough*

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    27. Re:Sequel by bipbop · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes, and attempts to cash in on popular books by writing official fan fiction have produced such amazing works of art in the past--just look at the Dune prequels! *shudders*

    28. Re:Sequel by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Comic: "I just flew in from LA, and boy are my arms tired. heh heh hah hah."
      Wisnoskij: "Based on the morphological and kinematic data you would need significantly more lift than your arms could provide in order to fly."

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    29. Re:Sequel by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the Lord of the Rings was the sequel to The Hobbit.

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    30. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We've already got enough stories about the Hobbits anyway. I'd rather see them do a story about Balin's expedition into Moria.

    31. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was actually an unfinished work by tolkien himself, not to the tom bomba-whatever book included alot of shire related stories in it. There is some material about that they can use to flesh out the storie and make it consistant, not that they will...

    32. Re:Sequel by uberjack · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why the original story - both Silmarillion and Children of Hurin are excellent sources for future films.

    33. Re:Sequel by Jaysyn · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's kinda like saying the Hobbit was the sequel to the Silmarillion.

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    34. Re:Sequel by c++0xFF · · Score: 2, Funny

      This comment will probably be modded funny, but in a few years the mods will wished they'd modded it insightful.

    35. Re:Sequel by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yet.

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    36. Re:Sequel by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Thanks but no thanks.

      Really? Why?

      Tolkien's goal was to create a mythology. His idea was that he would create the world and background and eventually other people would come along and fill in the details with more stories, poetry, music, whatever. So a new story set in the period between The Hobbit and LotR is actually fulfilling Tolkien's vision for Middle Earth.

    37. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the difference is that Tolkien actually wrote his hit trilogy.

    38. Re:Sequel by RDW · · Score: 1

      If they greenlight that, can 'Gollum: The Animated Series' be far behind? Every week Gollum (Andy Serkis), aided by his sense of mischief and magic ring, plays an amusing prank on the Goblin King (Bob Hoskins), pausing only to compose an apposite riddle and wrestle with the soul-destroying horror of enslavement to the dark power of Sauron.

    39. Re:Sequel by natehoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but Tolkien left a large gap in there that could be filled in with a story pretty easily.

      When we leave "The Hobbit", Bilbo Baggins is still a young Hobbit in his 50s, flush with treasure. When we start "Lord of the Rings", he's 111 (a ripe old age only attained by liberal use of The One Ring) and his nephew Frodo takes over. There are a lot of good stories about what uses he put the Ring to, if nothing else. Frodo might deserve a bit of a back-story. I'm sure Sauron and Saruman weren't sitting around watching HBO and eating fried food. Gollum, for all that he was in a cave, had to have done something interesting during that period after losing the Ring to Bilbo.

      Tolkien didn't see any grand adventures in there to write about, but that doesn't mean a 60-year gap in the action can't contain any interesting stuff.

      I love "The Hobbit" and "Lord of the Rings". I truly do. But I finally accepted Jackson's LoTR as a different story from J.R.R. Tolkien's work. No less a masterpiece for all that, but a slightly different story. I expect "The Hobbit" to be the same, and in that context I'm perfectly OK with Jackson et al filling in some blanks that Tolkien himself left.

      It's like Abram's reboot of "Star Trek" - based on, but different. Except without all the lens flare.

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    40. Re:Sequel by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      No, no, no, the Silmarillion was the prequel to the Lord of the Rings.

    41. Re:Sequel by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, some of the Dune prequels were decent (the 3 "house" books). The other 3 were more of "here's a lot of storyline, not well tied together or with any sense of climax".

      But then, the 2nd and 3rd Dune books weren't all that great either.

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    42. Re:Sequel by furby076 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean this will suck. There is no reason to not give something a chance other then to be a naysayer. BTW, not that I read them, but I know many people who are huge fans of the star wars and star trek books...fans which some like the star wars/trek movies and some do not.

      In the end, instead of saying "this is gonna suck" without any basis (and none of us have ANY basis since the author hasn't even written it) we should give it a shot. I am looking forward to this. I enjoyed the LOTR movies and hope to enjoy these two hobit ones.

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    43. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exsqueeze me...gollum...gollum.

    44. Re:Sequel by magarity · · Score: 1

      any characters they introduce will die before the events in lord of the rings or will have to come up with some reason they're insignificant for lord of the rings
       
      How do you figure that? The intervening years are when Sauruman (& crew) kicked Sauron out of Mirkwood as the major action story line, while the character driven story line is the start of the romance between Aragorn and Arwen. That's good for several major repeat characters and an interesting story if written well.

    45. Re:Sequel by nick357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless they reboot the story by placing it in AN ALTERNATE SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM!
       
      ...didn't see THAT coming, did ya?

    46. Re:Sequel by bjk002 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we can all expect Jar Jar to make an appearance.

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    47. Re:Sequel by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

      Actually being written later, The Hobbit is a prequel to LotR.

    48. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a hint...

      Rocks fall. Everybody dies.

    49. Re:Sequel by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Imagine if they paired up.

    50. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an *original story not written by Tolkien*, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."

      The summary is wrong, from TFA:

      "According to studio New Line, the first film will be an adaptation of The Hobbit, the novel Tolkien published before his Lord of the Rings cycle.
      The second will be an original story focusing on the 60 years between the book and the beginning of the Rings trilogy. "

      So we're getting a hobbit movie AND a new story.

      So you're saying, we're getting "The Hobbit" movie, and a planned sequel to "The Hobbit" which is to be an *original story not written by Tolkien*, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."?

      Thanks for clearing that up.

      No, no, no!! What he's saying is that the new movie "The Hobbit" is based on the old book which precedes the "Lord of the Rings" story by 60 years, but will be released in movie format several years after the movie form came out, but that the sequel to the...wait, wat?

    51. Re:Sequel by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Thanks but no thanks.

      Wait, aren't we supposed to be complaining that Hollywood is always remaking stuff, and that they should be coming up with original stories instead?

      Then again, I saw Jackson's District 9. If it was supposed to be a bad spoof movie, I guess it succeeded.

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    52. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for wanting me to PUNCH THE FUCKING SCREEN in pure troll-induced rage.

    53. Re:Sequel by buraianto · · Score: 1

      The Hobbit was published in 1937, while the Lord of the Rings was published in 1954 and 1955.

    54. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fewer things in geekdom are sadder than a bitter Star Wars nerd so desperate to keep his undying hate alive that he'll resort to just making shit up so he can hate it.

    55. Re:Sequel by A+Nouny+Mouse · · Score: 1

      Spoiler: none of the characters that are in lord of the rings will die in the prequel, wheras any characters they introduce will die before the events in lord of the rings or will have to come up with some reason they're insignificant for lord of the rings.

      Wrong. Gandalf the Black will die, then return in the sequel as Gandalf the Grey.

    56. Re:Sequel by bipbop · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I didn't mean to imply I wouldn't give the movie a chance. I'm just pessimistic--I'm not actually deciding in advance whether I like the movie.

    57. Re:Sequel by JCZwart · · Score: 1

      Tolkien has written huge amounts of stories that somehow premeditate on the events in LOTR, yet weren't published during his lifetime because they were basically building blocks he used to build his universe with. See for example 'The Silmarillion' (book), which, IMO, contains a lot of great material for stories that somehow relate to LOTR. You can call it a filler episode, but at least it's from the original author, which might make things much more interesting. ;)

  4. Hobbit sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an original story not written by Tolkien, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."

    Oh god, that's going to suck. Can they get Uwe Boll to direct so as to remove all temptation to see it?

    1. Re:Hobbit sequel by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Are you shitting me? Uwe Boll would provide the ultimate reason to see it. His movies should be required viewing.

      After all, even Plan 9 and Ed Wood's movies look like masterpieces in comparison, and film quality might rise if people see really shitty movies.

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    2. Re:Hobbit sequel by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      That's reserved for LOTR 2: Hobbits vs. Zombies. (Eventually the zombies give up, as Hobbit brains are tiny and have very little nutritional value.)

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  5. To quote the great Randall Graves by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh jeez, MORE walking?!?!?

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    1. Re:To quote the great Randall Graves by skine · · Score: 1

      Not the Rings Randal.

      Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.

    2. Re:To quote the great Randall Graves by makuabob · · Score: 1

      Come on, now! Surely they will get into trouble at some point: then they will be running!

  6. Can't wait! by Grench · · Score: 1

    I'm very much looking forward to The Hobbit (very skeptical about the "original" sequel).

    When I read the Lord of the Rings as a youngster, I was able to picture all the major scenes, and the characters, the locations... then to see Peter Jackson's films as an adult was just astonishing; they obviously had the same ideas as I had.

    Yes, I know there were some differences between book and film (the Ring going to Osgiliath, and the omission of the Scouring of the Shire, in particular), but I still loved the films, and felt they were a lot more faithful to the original story than some other big budget Hollywood productions have been.

    I hope the same is true for the Hobbit. Any word on who will play Bilbo?

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  7. Summary is wrong ... by krou · · Score: 5, Informative

    I commented on the post in the Firehose after I submitted it, but the summary should've said "... is scheduled to begin in July ..." instead of June.

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    1. Re:Summary is wrong ... by maxwells+daemon · · Score: 4, Funny

      dammit. should have gotten the refundable plane tickets.

    2. Re:Summary is wrong ... by krou · · Score: 1

      You, sir/madam, deserve +5 insightful for that.

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    3. Re:Summary is wrong ... by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      Probably nothing to see.

      If you want to see anything, go now or after they've done filming.

      I was at the Hobbiton set about two months ago, and they are in the process of putting in the hobbit holes, hedges and such. At some point the set will be closed to tourists and the guided tours will probably stop until after filming is done. Nothing of it is visible from public roads.
      The owners of the land hope to negotiate a deal with the film studio that this time more of the set is left to be enjoyed by tourist than the last time.

      Still it was fun to walk around something knowing that in a few months it would be a movie set, even though it only looked 10% the part yet, it was more than it had been in the years since.

      On another note, it might have as a side effect that we get to see the Raising of the Shire yet, in an ultimate extended edition of LotR?

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  8. same actors for immortals? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Gandalf, Elrond, Galadrial (she is not in book). And Gollum too.

    1. Re:same actors for immortals? by Bicx · · Score: 1

      Galadriel is definitely in the book

    2. Re:same actors for immortals? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Galadriel is in The Hobbit? [citation needed]

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    3. Re:same actors for immortals? by Bicx · · Score: 1

      Oh I see what he's saying now. For some reason I was thinking of the whole series. The Hobbit does contain a lot about wood elves, but not her.

    4. Re:same actors for immortals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gandalf goes galavanting off and leaving the dwarves and Bilbo halfway through the book, and it's told later he met up with Saruman, Galadriel and some other powerful people to fight Sauron. It happens "off-camera", but maybe the film will include it.

    5. Re:same actors for immortals? by hey! · · Score: 1

      That won't be a problem. They can digitally youthen them by a decade without washing over the nuances of their performances.

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    6. Re:same actors for immortals? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, Galadriel isn't the same kind of elf as the ones in The Hobbit, if I remember correctly. They are the elves who remained in Middle-Earth instead of going to Valinor, Galadriel is part of the gang that went to Valinor and came back to Middle-Earth later.

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    7. Re:same actors for immortals? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup, she bought the level 80 expansion and left her guildies behind.

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    8. Re:same actors for immortals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      She's not a wood elf either. She is a High Elf (an exiled of the Noldor to be specific). No Wood Elf is blond-haired. Legolas is half Wood Elf / half Grey Elf (actually, the son of their king, Thranduil and some elf princess of the Sindar) and cannot be blond-hair because of his genes. Also, he's not retarded like Orlando Bloom.

    9. Re:same actors for immortals? by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

      That won't be a problem. They can digitally youthen them by a decade without washing over the nuances of their performances.

      Yeah that tech worked great on Christopher Lee in the Star War's Prequels. It was like watching a CGI monkey have sex with golf ball.

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    10. Re:same actors for immortals? by Opyros · · Score: 1

      There is actually some controversy about Legolas's hair color; one line from The Hobbit does imply that his father, at least, had "golden" hair.

    11. Re:same actors for immortals? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You know your elves, buddy.

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  9. Hobbit sequel prediction by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sequel will feature a new dragon, named Aesydrayne, and a battle involving six armies, and a ring that makes you completely odorless.

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    1. Re:Hobbit sequel prediction by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Yes. This is what I don't understand. The 60 years in between the Hobbit and the LotR is so utterly boring that Gandalf is surprised he's had the One Ring under his nose (although he had suspicions). It was all "rumors of a necromancer", Biblo living quietly in the Shire, and Aragorn living in the woods and scaring the locals.

    2. Re:Hobbit sequel prediction by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      ...Biblo living quietly in the Shire, and Aragorn living in the woods and scaring the locals.

      Presented in awesome 3-D! I can't wait.

    3. Re:Hobbit sequel prediction by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      The sequel will feature a new dragon, named Aesydrayne

      Win!

    4. Re:Hobbit sequel prediction by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, Gandalf spent a lot of time doing stuff in those years. The Hobbit even has him mentioning that he needs to do something about the Necromancer (where he rescued Thorin's father and got the map to the entrance of Lonely Mountain). Meanwhile Sauron has gone from being semi-hidden to moving to Moria and rebuilding his armies. There are councils of the wise where Saruman pretends to be a good guy. There is the search for Gollum (which is also an online fan made movie). There is Aragorn growing up and meeting Arwen and his struggle with Dunedain puberty. Gloin manages to find and recognize a female dwarf and begets an Gimli. Thranduil lectures his son Legolas about not becoming too friendly with the dwarves and their kind. Frodo as a child spends a summer at Brandybuck Hall where the spoiled Pippin and Merry get him into trouble stealing mushrooms while Sam keeps whining that they'll get caught. The nazgul figure out that if they wear robes that they can see each other and be seen, which is the turning point in getting taken seriously by the orcs. And there is something in the appendices about pod races I think.

    5. Re:Hobbit sequel prediction by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      And there is something in the appendices about pod races I think.

      You're thinking about barrel riding.

  10. Oh yippy skippy by bziman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh joy, another visually stunning film with a disjointed script, mixing Tolkien's brilliant timeless dialog with flat modern drivel penned by Fran Walsh. And the sequel... that's just going to be visually stunning with drivel for plot and dialog.

    It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't screw up the plot and dialog so badly. Ugh.

    1. Re:Oh yippy skippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh joy, another visually stunning film with a disjointed script, mixing Tolkien's brilliant timeless dialog with flat modern drivel penned by Fran Walsh. And the sequel... that's just going to be visually stunning with drivel for plot and dialog.

      But the "original sequel" will be 3-D, and the three-way fuck scene between the dragon, Bilbo, and some nameless hot female Elf should go a long way toward making up for a lack of plot and dialog. I mean, we can't have it all. Sheesh.

    2. Re:Oh yippy skippy by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Three words, Guillermo del Toro

    3. Re:Oh yippy skippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Get over it, already.

      Tolkien was not a writer, he was a linguist and English professor, and it shows. His world building, mythology, and language development is awe-inspiring. His writing, dialogue, plot development and pacing is atrocious.

      Plus, much of the "flat modern drivel" you are complaining about, was merely a rearrangement of the originial text, or reassignment of dialogue between characters.

      Again, get over it.

      The films are superb. The books are a trial to read.
      (And I say that as a 35 year old fantasy and SF fan who has read widely and deeply. If you want some good fantasy writing, just pick up some Le Guin, or Octavia Butler, or Delaney, or Wolfe, or any other number of fantastic authors.)

    4. Re:Oh yippy skippy by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      Tolkien's brilliant timeless dialog

      Are we referring to the same Tolkien, here? If you read his books, you see that J.R.R. Tolkien was not much of a writer of dialogues or painter of characters. What he was, though, was a designer of worlds of epic proportions. Tolkien's Middle Earth is what made The Lord of the Rings what it is, not the banter of transient characters.

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    5. Re:Oh yippy skippy by delinear · · Score: 1

      And the plot to the as yet unannounced Hobbit prequel has already been leaked.

    6. Re:Oh yippy skippy by Eil · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Tolkien's dialogue can't, and never could, survive a direct adaptation to the big screen. Even if it could be managed, people would still complain that the actors didn't act in the manner that they themselves had envisioned while reading the books. Perhaps more importantly, books have the luxury of taking up entire chapters to describe background, settings, and conversations; movies do not. Tolkien purists will never be satisfied with *any* adaptation of his work. Luckily for them, the source material will always be available for their enjoyment.

    7. Re:Oh yippy skippy by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > the luxury of taking up entire chapters to describe background, settings, and conversations

      Luxury? I tried several times to get past the four page description of how Hobbits grow tobacco for their pipes. After falling asleep and leaving pools of drool on the pages I finally gave up and just skipped to the next chapter.

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    8. Re:Oh yippy skippy by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah too bad there wasn't wiki tech in those days.

      Otherwise Tolkien could have made an entire LoTR wiki all on his own - described the entire world(s), languages, the races, histories (from different perspectives), the religions, characters, items, etc. And maybe add some stories...

      And some of us will end up reading that wiki for hours...

      Then again, by now some large corp would have copyright to it and we'd have to pay a monthly subscription to have read access to it...

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    9. Re:Oh yippy skippy by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Three words, Guillermo del Toro

      To be fair, the parent might have been worried about these three words: Guillermo del Toro. Nothing conclusive, but it's not like del Toro as writer means "guaranteed top quality dialogue".

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    10. Re:Oh yippy skippy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I tried several times to get past the four page description of how Hobbits grow tobacco for their pipes. After falling asleep and leaving pools of drool on the pages ...

      I'm not sure that's the author's fault. Sounds like too much Thorazine to me.

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    11. Re:Oh yippy skippy by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Oh joy, another visually stunning film with a disjointed script, mixing Tolkien's brilliant timeless dialog with flat modern drivel penned by Fran Walsh.

      Fran Walsh is not the problem. Philippa Boyens is. She writes like a fan-girl who never grew up.

      It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't screw up the plot and dialog so badly.

      Such as?

    12. Re:Oh yippy skippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheers for letting me know that he was at the helm.

      The few films of his that i've seen have been piss poor e.g. hellboy was a really big disappointment, even for a comic book adaptation, chronos was equally dire.

      What the hell is he doing in charge....I can just imagine Ron Perlman doing the voice of Smaug (shivers).

    13. Re:Oh yippy skippy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      His writing, dialogue, plot development and pacing is atrocious.

      Or maybe you're just not fan of the "high fantasy" writing style, where the language is deliberately complicated to make it look like some ancient epos?

    14. Re:Oh yippy skippy by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      >Luckily for them, the source material will always be available for their enjoyment.

      Bah, you'll never appreciate Tolkien's work until you've read it in the original Klingon.

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    15. Re:Oh yippy skippy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Tolkien's brilliant timeless dialog

      You are joking, right?

      Whether you love or loathe him, no-one would say dialog was his strong point.

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    16. Re:Oh yippy skippy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The films are superb. The books are a trial to read.

      Well, you're half right...

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  11. Sequel will add valuable new characters by Bicx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... like Jar Jar Binksarrim of the water people. And Elrond will have an affair with Galadriel. That's right, as soon as we fully Americanize this story, we will have a real winner here, folks.

    1. Re:Sequel will add valuable new characters by zero_out · · Score: 1

      Ewww... Elrond having an affair with his MOTHER-IN-LAW?! I know that elves age gracefully (as in, not at all), but I think that their moral standards are a bit higher than you give them credit for.

    2. Re:Sequel will add valuable new characters by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe they are "hill country" elves.

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    3. Re:Sequel will add valuable new characters by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      I think most Tolkien fans would agree that elves had higher morals than that.

      Hollywood, however, has none. Thus we get...Frodo saving the shire from dinosaurs on frickin pogo sticks--30 years before he was born.

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    4. Re:Sequel will add valuable new characters by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      I think most Tolkien fans would agree that elves had higher morals than that.

      Hollywood, however, has none. Thus we get...Frodo saving the shire from dinosaurs on frickin pogo sticks--30 years before he was born.

      "... and the hardest part was training the dinosaurs to ride pogo sticks!"

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    5. Re:Sequel will add valuable new characters by dbarron · · Score: 1

      Umm no, Elrond actually married Galadriel's daughter...that's who was Arwen's mother ;)

    6. Re:Sequel will add valuable new characters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder who will get voted out of Middle Earth first? Text #LOTR1# to vote!

  12. Wait, what? by zero_out · · Score: 1

    The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an original story not written by Tolkien, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."

    I know that there is a lot going on during those 60 years, but none of it involves any hobbits. In fact, all the stuff that's happening is centered around Aragorn growing up and going to war, Sauron regaining his power in Mordor, after having been tossed out of Mirkwood, and Elrond's sons searching for their mother. These are unrelated story lines that are too short to constitute a movie independently.

    If there is going to be another movie based on Tolkien's Middle-Earth, it should be drawn from the Silmarillion. That's full of awesomeness, that is otherwise written very confusingly (and blandly). The Silmarillion would benefit greatly from a movie adaptation of even one story arc mentioned in there.

    1. Re:Wait, what? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I know that there is a lot going on during those 60 years, but none of it involves any hobbits.

      Weren't there some battles and such that were fought right by the Shire, or at least near it? If I recall, that was the point of the Rangers, to protect the Western areas. And it's been a while, but in the books didn't the Hobbits have some knowledge of who the Rangers are? This would indicate an interaction of some sort. In any case, you still have Balin trying to recolonize Moria, and didn't some of the other dwarves stay after they killed the dragon?(been a while since I read the Hobbit, high school to be exact, so my memory is fuzzy). Perhaps the sequel will be more dwarf and human oriented?

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    2. Re:Wait, what? by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 1

      I know that there is a lot going on during those 60 years, but none of it involves any hobbits. In fact, all the stuff that's happening is centered around Aragorn growing up and going to war, Sauron regaining his power in Mordor, after having been tossed out of Mirkwood, and Elrond's sons searching for their mother. These are unrelated story lines that are too short to constitute a movie independently.

      If there is going to be another movie based on Tolkien's Middle-Earth, it should be drawn from the Silmarillion. That's full of awesomeness, that is otherwise written very confusingly (and blandly). The Silmarillion would benefit greatly from a movie adaptation of even one story arc mentioned in there.

      Right you are. I fear that this sequel will be another Phantom Menace--long on cheesy special effects and disturbingly short on plot. Think about it. There was no plot in The Phantom Menace. There was no build-up, no crisis, no climax, no denouement or any sort of resolution at all. I can see the same thing happening in this movie that takes place between The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring.

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    3. Re:Wait, what? by zero_out · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly (and I often don't), there were no battles around the Shire in that time frame. During Return of the King, the Shire was occupied by Saruman and his lackies, but that was outside the time frame of this sequel.

      The rangers were a mystery to the hobbits and men of the Shire / Bree. What the rangers did was secret, as there were few of them left. The elves knew all about the rangers. In fact, Aragorn grew up in their care, IIRC.

      There is definitely the whole Balin thing that I forgot about. He failed, of course, but he did try. The dwarves of the Lonely Mountain didn't have to do a lot. Sure, they had to scrub the floors, and make some new furniture, but Smaug kept his lair, and the surrounding territories, mostly free of anything that might have caused the dwarves trouble.

      The biggest problem, I think, is going to be picking a single story line to follow, because they don't cross paths. In LOTR, the fellowship crossed paths with the ents, Saruman, Rohan, and Gondor, so all those sub-arcs could be incorporated. There were many, many more arcs that could have been included, but they didn't cross the path of the fellowship, so they were not included. For example, there were the battles in Mirkwood and around Dale / The Lonely Mountain. What we see in LOTR is a small subset of the War of the Ring.

      If the sequel focuses on just one arc, then it may turn out well. If it tries to do everything, then it will fall flat.

  13. They can't just leave it alone by Alarindris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Imagine buying the White Album and finding Green Day tracks spliced in to 'fill in' what The Beatles meant to do.

    I don't think I'll see either of them out of principle.

    1. Re:They can't just leave it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine buying Dookie and finding Beatles tracks spliced in to 'fill in' what Green Day meant to do.

      .Fixed that for you.

    2. Re:They can't just leave it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be awesome - as long as I could still have the original unblemished copy of the White Album too.

  14. Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by xleeko · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... like Jar Jar Binksarrim of the water people. And Elrond will have an affair with Galadriel. That's right, as soon as we fully Americanize this story, we will have a real winner here, folks.

    Sorry, that was only the first draft. Now, Bilbo is a time-traveling immortal who joins with a hip new Gandalf to save Middle-Earth's ozone layer.

    Then, they break dance!

    1. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, we all know that the real title will be The Hobbit 2: The Search for more Money.

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    2. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by Jaysyn · · Score: 0, Troll

      Then, they break dance!

      You saw Alice in Wonderland too it seems.

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    3. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by thijsh · · Score: 1

      If they choose a Hollywoodesque name based on Tolkien wouldn't that be: The Hobbit 2: ... Back Again

    4. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by Scrab · · Score: 1

      I would totally watch that....

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    5. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      That might not turn out so bad. It sounds like the plot to a Dr. Who episode (Fix with the Sontarins). We just need Davies or Moffet penning the script : D.

    6. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      Then, they break dance!

      Thanks for spoiling the end of "Alice in Wonderland" for everyone.

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    7. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      If it ain't got Ewoks, it ain't shit!

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    8. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am Bilbo Baggins of the Clan Baggins. There can be only one!!!

    9. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      The Hobbit: Back to the past

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    10. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by lanceran · · Score: 1

      Hobbit 2: The Electric Boogaloo

    11. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!

    12. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

      And The Pope appears using his iPad to plot a gnarly road trip for Bilbo.

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    13. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no, it's a reality show called "Keeping up with the Sackville-Bagginses" featuring Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Falco Chubb-Baggins, an infant Samwise Gamgee, two incontinent bulldogs, and Richard Hatch as surprise guest deus ex machina.

    14. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by GNious · · Score: 1

      The Hobbit : There and Back Again
      The Hobbit 2 : There and More Money Again

    15. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the entire plot of "The Hobbit" was them searching for a boatload of cash.

      Hell, the only reason they recruited Bilbo was because he was small and sneaky and could hopefully just grab-and-run with the money.

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    16. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. No. No. That'll be The Hobbit 3 with Bruce Willis as an aging Pippin.

      Bad Hobbits Die Hard

    17. Re:Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo by alexo · · Score: 1

      I am Bilbo Baggins of the Clan Baggins. There can be only one!!!

      Hello.
      My name is Bilbo Baggins
      You killed my Thorin.
      Prepare to die.

  15. Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by PHPNerd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an original story not written by Tolkien, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings."

    A sequel NOT written by Tolkien? Ew. How about instead another prequel taken from The Silmarillion? That would be full of awesome, almost guaranteed to win several internets.

    1. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by Foolomon · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The Silmarillion has a lot of background information that people, especially those who aren't (yet) fans of the books, would find interesting.

      I remember when The Fellowship of the Ring came out, and - at the movie's end - a lot of the teenagers who came to see the movie thought the ending was crappy. They didn't realize that the movie was only 1/3rd of the total story and commented that the movie itself was very exciting.

    2. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by pieceofstone · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think the news article is wrong/has outdated information. See http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41848

    3. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by bughunter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In theory, you're 100% correct. There's tons of material in The Silmarillion and the other early writings that are ideal for translation into screenplays... but there's two problems: 1) Licensing; the producers would have to pay even more money to Tolkein's estate; and 2) you can't fail by overestimating the American appetite for banality, but plenty of people have failed by overestimating their appetite for intelligence and depth.

      You and I, as JRRT fans, would love to see a big screen representation of The Fall of Numenor or The Tale of Beren and Luthien. These tales are the right length and the right level of complexity to permit a screenwriter plenty of artistic license and still remain faithful to Tolkein's originals. But to a studio exec, those names aren't familiar. They're only familiar to a nerds and geeks, and a minority of them at that, and they're notoriously hard to please and, even worse, known pirates and downloaders.

      Nope. The Hobbit has name recognition. Kids in the 70's and 80's were given that book to read in 9th grade Lit classes. Now those kids have money and their own kids. They're going to milk that name for all it's worth.

      I'll give del Toro the benefit of the doubt. He earned that with Pan's Labyrinth. But as soon as he shows signs of kowtowing to the studio execs and marketing pressures, I'm out. It will happen, the question is how many movies will it take?

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    4. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by hey! · · Score: 1

      I doubt it.

      As impressive as the Silmarillion is as an exercise in world building, it lacks the narrative ingenuity and poetic diction of LotR and even the humble *Hobbit*. The sheer scale and grandeur of the stories almost overshadows the characters in them. It is the personal urgency of doing the right thing that drives the action of LotR, at the end of which we see the entire providential tapestry. The characters of the Silmarillion are largely trapped by fate in a doomed struggle with a foe far beyond their strength. It's extremely un-dramatic. There's hardly any dialog.

      Not that this couldn't be shaped into drama, but you'd need a Shakespeare to do it justice. I like to imagine what he'd do with the Akallabêth.

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    5. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by furby076 · · Score: 1

      A sequel NOT written by Tolkien? Ew. How about instead another prequel taken from The Silmarillion? That would be full of awesome, almost guaranteed to win several internets.

      Funny, your message and writing style seem remarkably like this guy Copy So did you copy from this guy, or are you dual accounting?

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    6. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by poena.dare · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      1) My whole life (+++++ years) I said they never could make LotR. Jackson did, and it was full of awesome.

      2) Del Toro is brilliant... and quite strange.

      3) Let's hope for another win.

      4) Nay-sayers get off my lawn!

    7. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by dido · · Score: 1

      Have you tried reading The Children of Húrin ? It's the only one of Tolkien's tales from The Silmarillion that was published in full novel form so far (although I do hope that the tale of Beren and Lúthien eventually gets the same treatment someday), albeit edited by his son Christopher. I think it stands well against Tolkien's other works, even with his son's editorial hand on it. It would make an excellent movie if done right, with all the grandeur of a Wagnerian opera, and it certainly would be a lot easier to turn into a film than The Lord of the Rings ever was. However, the tale of Túrin Turambar and his sister Nienor Níniel is probably too tragic for today's Hollywood. They could include Túrin's reappearance at the Dagor Dagorath as its epilogue if the tragedy is too much...

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    8. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      However, the tale of Túrin Turambar and his sister Nienor Níniel is probably too tragic for today's Hollywood. They could include Túrin's reappearance at the Dagor Dagorath as its epilogue if the tragedy is too much...

      Hmm, I didn't know that Tolkein's head of character naming went on to work for Canonical...

    9. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      1) Licensing; the producers would have to pay even more money to Tolkein's estate;

      The source is a 404 on Wikipedia now, but that seems to be one of the driving factors behind the second hobbit film:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobbit_(2011_film)#Second_film

      They probably can't even reference many events as background material.

    10. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by BoppreH · · Score: 1

      del Toro making movies about the stories from the Silmarillion. Seems like an excellent idea, but it might lose some of the awe. Reading about how beautiful the silmarils were, for example, is one thing, actually seeing them on the big screen is another. It's a very delicate path, but if done well, I would kill to see that movie.

    11. Re:Sequel? No, give us Silmarillion by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      Interesting link. I wasn't aware that they probably can't reference anything from the Silmarion or unfinished tales because of rights issues.

      Still wondering what "Bilbo's changing relationship with the dwarves" might mean as a point to split the story into two films.

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  16. "The Hobbit" not "The Hobbit" ? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    How can you call something by a book name and not actually be referring to the book? That seems weird. *sigh*

    1. Re:"The Hobbit" not "The Hobbit" ? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Shameless reply to myself: there's no REASON to do so, either. Tolkien wrote tons and tons of history and stories to make movies with. Writing your own seems senseless and a waste.

    2. Re:"The Hobbit" not "The Hobbit" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, how can one name possibly refer to two different things? Isn't language confusing.

    3. Re:"The Hobbit" not "The Hobbit" ? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      It's not just a "name" though. It's the name of a specific book that has been published. I assume it's trademarked or copywritten or whatever the correct term is, and it's not in the PD.

    4. Re:"The Hobbit" not "The Hobbit" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Disney's "The Black Cauldron"?

      Or the "Call of the Wild" and "White Fang" movies...

      It's not the first nor is it likely to be the last time.

    5. Re:"The Hobbit" not "The Hobbit" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tolkein sold the film rights for all his books in the 1960s. The film company will have obtained permission to make a film adaptation of "The Hobbit" from the current rights holders (or were the original purchasers).

      The film company are also making an additional film (title unknown) covering the period between "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings". About which Tolkein did not write. So they are making it up. As a derivative work, this would also require permission, and presumably they have obtained it. (Since Tolkein sold the film rights to all his books as a job lot, the new film is probably covered by the original rights sale.)

      Just like any other film adaptation. Where's the confusion?

    6. Re:"The Hobbit" not "The Hobbit" ? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Oh oh oh, I misread the summary even, doh. Sequel to The Hobbit.

  17. Kids book? by currently_awake · · Score: 1

    The Hobbit was definitely written for a younger crowd. Of course once Hollywood gets through with it you won't know that- are they going for a younger crowd or what?

  18. Two films? Oh, right: There... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
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  19. I'll go ahead and be first by BobMcD · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm in favor of the sequel. In all due reverence to Tolkien, there are other authors on this planet who have done well with fantasy works. In fact every single work of modern fantasy is derivative from Tolkien's works, and if you've ever enjoyed any of them, there's a distinct risk you'll enjoy this, too.

    What's more, since you haven't read this particular book, you're probably less likely to be underwhelmed by it. You can't compare the dialog to a book which doesn't exist.

    Finally, I think it absolutely vital for fantasy, and all fiction everywhere, to move beyond reverence for certain works. Somehow humanity managed to move beyond Shakespeare, creating new-ish works which we prefer to his, and I believe we can move beyond Tolkien. I also feel that making a new work in that same setting can be a catalyst for that evolution.

    I'm also a strong proponent of 'Lucas' Law' wherein we can democratically remove an author's control over a project if they cease to contribute to society. Introduce one too many Jar-Jar-Binks-types and the people put a referendum on the ballot to put your work into the public domain...

    Tolkien's work should be eligible for this transition as well, because nothing new is coming out of it. Or nothing was, until this sequel.

    1. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by VShael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it absolutely vital for fantasy, and all fiction everywhere, to move beyond reverence for certain works.

      Somehow humanity managed to move beyond Shakespeare, creating new-ish works which we prefer to his, and I believe we can move beyond Tolkien

      Yeah, there's a difference between making a modern adaptation of Shakespeare, or even a whole other thing INSPIRED by Shakespeare, and writing "Hamlet 2: The Revenge of the Prince!"

    2. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's a difference between making a modern adaptation of Shakespeare, or even a whole other thing INSPIRED by Shakespeare, and writing "Hamlet 2: The Revenge of the Prince!"

      You do realise, that Hamlet IS "The Revenge of the Prince!"?

      You might as well suggest "Die Hard 2: Nakatomi Plaza Robbery!"

    3. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by laughing_badger · · Score: 1
      Hamlet 2 would be 'inspired by Shakespeare'.

      Personally, if they have found an interesting story to tell in the years between Hobbit and LotR, then I'm eager to hear it. If it is well worked into Tolkiens world, I'll be happy; if not, not.

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    4. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by ThisIsAnonymous · · Score: 1

      Somehow humanity managed to move beyond Shakespeare, creating new-ish works which we prefer to his

      There's only one response for this...WTF? Perhaps you prefer The Da Vinci Code to Shakespeare...but not all of us do :D

    5. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much what you said is the argument for why copyrights need to stop being extended. Especially after the authors death.

    6. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by Neeperando · · Score: 1

      Also, you may not realize that they did make Hamlet 2, and it was awesome.

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    7. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > In all due reverence to Tolkien, there are other authors on this planet who have done well with fantasy works.

      I hope they get the writer who wrote the screenplay for "Mansquito". That was awesome.

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    8. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen those fictions where the characters all only ever watch one show? Every TV episode and every movie is on the same topic?

      That's not us.

      Except in Fantasy, then it is.

    9. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one has ever done well with fantasy works. They are universally lame.

      e.g. Thorzon of Amarik strikes out with his magic lance at Saurok the Bold! etc etc etc. It's impossible to write this drivel well.

    10. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hamlet 2: The Revenge of the Prince of Bel Air!"

      There, fixed that for you.

    11. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Scroll up. Look at the passion with which people are opposing the introduction of a sequel.

      2) Pause for a moment to realize you're in a minority here.

    12. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

      I nominate Neil Gaiman.

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    13. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by halber_mensch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, there's a difference between making a modern adaptation of Shakespeare, or even a whole other thing INSPIRED by Shakespeare, and writing "Hamlet 2: The Revenge of the Prince!"

      Yeah, the difference is Hamlet 2 has way more pyrotechnics. And Elizabeth Shue.

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    14. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact every single work of modern fantasy is derivative from Tolkien's works, and if you've ever enjoyed any of them, there's a distinct risk you'll enjoy this, too.

      That's pretty much bullshit. Hard to believe that in the same post where you mention Shakespeare, you say that modern fantasy started with Tolkien... In the centuries after Shakespeare, people probably said the same thing about the Brothers Grimm or the Bible or any number of oral traditions about Grendel or King Arthur. Heck, read the Talmud in the original Klingon or the Vedas in the original !tharsi! and tell me again that Tolkien was the first.

    15. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I misspoke. (Likely you misread.)

      Let me rephrase:

      In fact nearly every work of popular modern fantasy is derivative from Tolkien's works...

      I'm referring to anything with good guy humans/elves/dwarves and bad guy orcs/goblins/trolls. As far as I know, this combination is original to Tolkien. As far as I know, it is absolutely the dominant framework for the entire Fantasy genre, at least when limited to that which is modern, western, and not obscure.

      Better?

    16. Re:I'll go ahead and be first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Hamlet 2 was awesome!

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1104733/

  20. sequel? by pieceofstone · · Score: 1

    This sound wrong to me. The last I read was that the two movies would just be the Hobbit, broken into two but with some segments of the book expanded upon. I know there was talk earlier about a non-Hobbit sequel for the 2nd movie, but I don't think that's the way things stand right now unless things have changed again for some bizarre reason. Okay, here's one link: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41848 "Where as many months ago, writers Jackson, Guillermo del Toro, Philippa Boyens, and Fran Walsh were contemplating the first films as essentially being the Tolkien book, and the second film being a bridge movie between THE HOBBIT and THE LORD OF THE RINGS, Jackson told a select group of online journalists a couple nights ago that that clearly wasn't going to be the case. The two films will be the novel stretched out and supplemented by material from appendices, and other background source material written by Tolkien."

  21. better lotr sotry ideas: by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silmarillion

    duh

    it will be hard to nail tolkien's tone in a made up "middle movie". even if it isn't "studio committee of frat boys"ed to death, lotr fundamentalist fanboys will eviscerate it. they can deal with no tom bombadil, since its a story line that's so out of touch with the rest of lotr that it can safely be surgically removed, but whatever they do with the rumored necromancer plotline for this "middle movie" they better be damn respectful to the world of lotr:

    http://www.storyscape.net/hobbit_necromancer.html

    as an aside, i always thought a good jumping off point for lotr fanfiction/ hollywood exploitation would be an examination of the blue wizards:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Wizards

    so little is sketched by tolkien of them and the world to the east of mordor they went too, that it could make for some great lotr-type stories without stepping on any middle earth toes or the fanboys who guard the mythology's continuity

    it could have an east asian or russian mythology theme, keeping in touch with all those maps that overlay mordor with either germany, transylvania, or the middle east

    and maybe we would get more oliphants! ;-P

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    1. Re:better lotr sotry ideas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      would be an examination of the blue wizards

      Blue wizard needs food badly!

    2. Re:better lotr sotry ideas: by Raptor851 · · Score: 2, Funny

      my kingdom for a mod point...though now I have this (somewhat disturbing) vision of the LOTR cast endlessly grinding through level after level of ghosts, barbarians, and other creatures, looting insane amounts of treasure, and eating every 30 seconds

    3. Re:better lotr sotry ideas: by quantaman · · Score: 1

      as an aside, i always thought a good jumping off point for lotr fanfiction/ hollywood exploitation would be an examination of the blue wizards:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Wizards

      so little is sketched by tolkien of them and the world to the east of mordor they went too, that it could make for some great lotr-type stories without stepping on any middle earth toes or the fanboys who guard the mythology's continuity

      it could have an east asian or russian mythology theme, keeping in touch with all those maps that overlay mordor with either germany, transylvania, or the middle east

      and maybe we would get more oliphants! ;-P

      I've always felt that the Blue Wizards were a great example of what made Tolkien so great. Virtually nothing is said about the Blue Wizards, but we know they came along with Gandalf and Saruman (and Radagast) then went off to the east, which is about half of Middle-Earth world we know virtually nothing about (other than the fact Sauron apparently had allies there).

      That's part of why I love LOTR, LOTR is huge, but the world its set in feels so much larger.

      That being said I'm not sure how I feel about that part of the mystery being explored, particularly if it's done so in a poor manner. However, they might do it well and introduce even more mystery, and if they do really blow it I can just pretend it never existed.

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  22. Re:Bilbo Baggins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Greatest Hobbit of them all!

    I see what you're doing there. You're trying to Spock Roll us. Well, I've seen it before and whilst I can't un-see it I don't need to see it again.

  23. Brilliant timeless dialogue? by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tolkien wrote dialogue? I thought his books were fantasy travelogues: descriptions of places, leaving places, walking through places, and arriving at other places. I don't remember much in the way of dialogue. I just remember lots of walking. Oh, and maybe a few spiders and a dragon or something.

    You see, in order to have 'brilliant timeless dialogue' your characters have to have interesting motivations. The Hobbit was a classic adventure story, which quite simply does not lend itself to interesting motivations or dialogue. The only relevant motivation in an adventure story is "We've got to achieve The Thing!" and the dialogue boils down to"Have we achieved The Thing? No? How do we achieve The Thing? Ah, we need to (go somewhere/get something/kill someone/help someone/destroy something). Let's do that now!" repeated until the answer to the first question is "Yes! We have achieved The Thing!"

    The Hobbit, and Tolkien's other works are nice stories, and amazing for their time, but don't try to make them into something they aren't. "Visually stunning" was exactly what Tolkien was going for, otherwise the books wouldn't read like a travelogue.

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    1. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by mforbes · · Score: 1

      Damn but I wish I had some mod points. What you wrote is the most succinct possible description of any generic sword & sorcery story I've ever read!

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    2. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by spun · · Score: 1

      I hope people don't take it the wrong way because I love sword & sorcery, space opera, and hokey adventure stories of all stripes. I also love Ramen Noodles. I do not, however, regale my friends with tales of how delicious last night's Ramen Noodles tasted. They tasted like Ramen Noodles.

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    3. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Tolkien wrote dialogue? I thought his books were fantasy travelogues: descriptions of places, leaving places, walking through places, and arriving at other places. I don't remember much in the way of dialogue. I just remember lots of walking. Oh, and maybe a few spiders and a dragon or something.

      Oh come on, how about:

      Tim, Tim Benzedrine
      Hash, Boo, Valvoline
      Clean, Clean, Clean for Gene,
      First, Second, Neutral, Park
      Hi thee hence, you leafy narc!

      Oops, waitaminute. Sorry.

      My Bad.

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    4. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The only relevant motivation in an adventure story is "We've got to achieve The Thing!" and the dialogue boils down to"Have we achieved The Thing? No? How do we achieve The Thing? Ah, we need to (go somewhere/get something/kill someone/help someone/destroy something). Let's do that now!" repeated until the answer to the first question is "Yes! We have achieved The Thing!"

      Hey, that was the exact dialogue between John Carpenter and Kurt Russel in the novelization of the behind-the-scenes documentary of the making of one of Carpenter's best-loved moives. It was called "Fellowship of The Thing".

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    5. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      There's always the "youngster is an outcast/misfit who slowly discovers his special abilities. He takes on a great enemy who is too powerful for the grownups and eventually saves the world." story line.

    6. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I don't remember Stephen R. Donaldson writing that the Ramen ate noodles...

    7. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by spun · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you, as well as I, block the writings of Donaldson from your mind as a defense mechanism. But now you've gone and reminded me....

      *TWITCH*

      You stupid fucking self centered whiny leper, shut the fuck up already!

      *TWITCH*

      Sorry...

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    8. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by spun · · Score: 1

      Youngster, simple farmer, Hobbit, it's all the same dude.

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    9. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah read the books sometime, not the cliff notes version. I guess you skimmed over the banter between Bilbo and Gandalf in the Hobbit....and prey tell what brilliant dialog was there in the movie....

    10. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just finished re-reading LoTR and you obviously forgot a *lot* of what is in the book (you're probably very old seen that 4 digit /. ID ;)

      What *you* remember is description of places, leaving places, walking through places, and arriving at other places and not much in the way of dialogue.

      Yet there are a *lot* of dialogues and "voice over" (I'm french, I don't know how you call this). Like Sam wondering if his ennemy was really a bad man (which has been re-used verbatim in the movie, but they made Faramir say it for the "voice over" couldn't work in the movie).

      There a lot of time where it describes the thoughts going to Frodo and Sam's minds. The dialogues between Saruman and Frodo are *great*. The ones between Merry and Theoden king... The ones between Eomer and Aragorn, etc.

    11. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes, there was dialogue. None of it brilliant by comparison to other books I've read.

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    12. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      You do know that Tolkien's time is the 20th Century. Your pithy "amazing for their time" comment means they're still amazing today.

    13. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by spun · · Score: 1

      Have you not read much fantasy and science fiction? To lump all of it from the last 100 years together is a bit silly. I say that having read, oh I don't know, 2,000 to 3,000 sci fi and fantasy books in my three plus decades of reading. There are distinct eras.

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    14. Re:Brilliant timeless dialogue? by alexo · · Score: 1

      Like Sam wondering if his ennemy was really a bad man

      His ennemy was a real bad-ass.

  24. May be too late. by VShael · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gandalf tells Bilbo he hasn't aged a day. He's celebrating his 111th birthday in the first movie.

    And in the flashback, where Bilbo finds the ring, obviously Ian Holm looked pretty much the same as he did in Fellowship.

    They should have made The Hobbit with Ian Holm a few years ago. Or at least scanned him in so we could AVATAR his performance into the movie, if the need arose.

    Now, we'll have a movie with a different Bilbo, an older Aragorn, an older Gandalf... even an older Elrond.

    1. Re:May be too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aragorn plays no part in The Hobbit.

    2. Re:May be too late. by GuJiaXian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps we should just sue the actors for aging. That'll show 'em.

    3. Re:May be too late. by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      I've been amazed at how much younger actors can appear in a movie than in real life. Watch some candid shots of actors at the Oscars; for some of them, the apparent age difference to the last film they shot is quite dramatic.

  25. Or You Can Just Leave Tolkien Alone... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...and create something new, genius. Something that would require a little more effort, something that would have a little more risk because it lacked an installed fan base. Something without a fuckin' elf.

    1. Re:Or You Can Just Leave Tolkien Alone... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      ...and create something new, genius. Something that would require a little more effort, something that would have a little more risk because it lacked an installed fan base. Something without a fuckin' elf.

      Because no one has tried to do that ever. What brilliantly fresh idea!

    2. Re:Or You Can Just Leave Tolkien Alone... by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      I wholly support your endeavor. I wish you the best of luck getting funding.

    3. Re:Or You Can Just Leave Tolkien Alone... by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      I think it's a shame that Tolkien created such a dynamic, complex, intriguing world, but all that people know about it is four books and three movies.

      Tolkien wrote more, but it honestly feels like reading Genesis in the Bible: disjointed background stories that put everything else in perspective.

      While I understand your sentiment about originality, why shouldn't we (at least on occasion), build on the creative works that have been developed before us?

      Tolkien created a whole new universe to explore: we might as well get started.

    4. Re:Or You Can Just Leave Tolkien Alone... by bughunter · · Score: 1

      without a fuckin' elf

      Actually, I'd pay good money to see an elf fucking. Preferably two elves.

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    5. Re:Or You Can Just Leave Tolkien Alone... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Something without a fuckin' elf.

      The fucking elves were in the gay pr0n version, "The Lord of the Ring". Allegedly.

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  26. I ask only one thing... by Kenja · · Score: 1

    please no singing.

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    1. Re:I ask only one thing... by east+coast · · Score: 0, Troll

      I hear Leonard Nemoy has already sung... er sorry... *signed on* for this project.

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    2. Re:I ask only one thing... by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      I hear there will be no songs, but there is a very long ticklefight between Thorim and Bilbo that wasn't in the book.

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  27. A good hobbit pipe by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1, Funny

    "The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an *original story not written by Tolkien*, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings." Thanks but no thanks.

    Hey come on now, Tolkien's grand kids need Ferraris, hookers, and blow. Don't begrudge them the simple hobbit necessities of life....

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  28. Not to be the Grammar Police.... by NScott1989 · · Score: 1

    "The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an original story not written by Tolkien, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit, and the Lord of the Rings." The planned sequel to The Hobbit is to be an original story, not written by Tolkien, covering the 60 years between The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. Sorry but misplaced punctuation is like J-walking... A very serious offense. ...

  29. Oblig Penny Arcade by oodaloop · · Score: 1, Funny
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  30. Because it's so easy by Myrcutio · · Score: 1

    That whole plot/dialog thing is so much simpler than the visual graphics right? I mean heck, Shakespeare never had to deal with raycasting or aliasing, he had it EASY!

  31. imdb says she is in Hobbit movie by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The screenplay writer, Mrs. Jackson, expanded the role of female characters in the Lord of Rings, I presume to add balance. It appears they are doing the same for the Hobbit. The Hobbit novel is even more all-male than LOTR.

    1. Re:imdb says she is in Hobbit movie by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      So you're saying the Hobbit is a sausage-fest?

      Hmm, maybe weenie-fest would be a little more accurate...

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    2. Re:imdb says she is in Hobbit movie by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      Actually it will be dwarf sausages. Short but very thick.

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  32. The sequel will not be an unknown story by m93 · · Score: 2, Informative

    From theonering.net

    1.2. What will be included in the two movies? According to the Empire Online interview with PJ and GDT (link above), the two movies will include all of the iconic moments in the book, The Hobbit, as well as being expanded to follow other events that occur ‘offstage.’ This includes the White Council and Gandalf’s comings and goings to Dol Guldur. Pj: “We expanded out the universe a lot more so that we weren’t just staying with Bilbo and the Dwarves on their journey, as the book pretty much does. We started to expand some of what’s happening to Gandalf outside of that journey.” Things we know are included so far: - backstory of Thrain, Thorin’s father - Beorn - Spiders - The White Council - Gandalf’s journeys to Dol Guldur - The three trolls (Tom, Bert, William) - Sauron ( including some of his history)

    1. Re:The sequel will not be an unknown story by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Doesn't it also include a half-hour scene of Bilbo sitting around smoking a pipe as he ages 60 years?

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    2. Re:The sequel will not be an unknown story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More accurately, as he consistently fails to age 60 years. (Remember the McGuffin prevents aging)

    3. Re:The sequel will not be an unknown story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't it also include a half-hour scene of Bilbo sitting around smoking a pipe as he ages 60 years?

      No. To be true to the book, Bilbo will sit around smoking a pipe for 60 years while not ageing. Much more riveting.

  33. Sequel, Space-hobbits by u64 · · Score: 1

    I noticed a few wind-mills in the Trilogy so they could expand that and invent
    steam-power and so on, and begin an industrial era.
    And later on the hobbits invent cars. And computers and begins an
    MiddleEarth Information Age. Then we get to follow thier progress when they invent
    space-travel and begin exploring thier galaxy! Where they explore strange new worlds,
    and civilizations. To boldly go, where no hobbit/human/wizard/elf/dwarf/ent/etc
    have never gone before! And then, finally we get to see how they discover the science
    behind all the fracking magic... No?

    Speaking of Fantasy, LoTR/Starwars crossover would work. Both are Fantasy.

  34. How about a Tim Burton-style franchise reboot? by kimvette · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we get Tim Burton to direct, and make it a franchise reboot?

    I can see it now: the hobbits living in an advanced society not unlike 21st century Europe undergo a genetic mutation as the result of exposure to radioactive volcanic ash. One of the hobbits becomes Lord Sauron, who proceeds to rise up and conquer the lands, forming an oppressive kingdom where he removes and monopolizes all modern technology. Society within that first generation regresses to a 10th-century-style existence. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Starbuck, an astronaut who crashed on some faraway planet, helped the hobbits form a rag tag resistance group comprised of wookies, psychlo, and griffins, stumble across a cache of F-35 Lightning fighters, and although they have never seen so much as a flashlight or even matches, over the course of two weeks, become expert fighter pilots. Did I mention these F-35 Lightnings were not what they appeared, but are actually transformers, and in the bunker-style hangar they came across, there was a large semi. Well, the transformers were remaining covert to try to learn what all these strange creatures were up to since the creatures showed a barely perceptible spark of conscious thought. Optimus Prime took pity and he and his brothers revealed their true nature to the rag tag team. They agree to help the hobbits, psychlo, wookies, and griffins wage war to overthrow Sauron. The battle was quick and decisive.

    Now for the Tim Burton twist ending: Glinda, the good witch told Lieutenant Starbuck "sorry man, but you have to go home now. I'll service you first." She gives him a BJ and tells him all he needs to do is to play the hokey pokey then he will be swiftly transported home. He does the hokey pokey, except he put is left foot in when he should have put in his right foot, so he landed in a parallel universe where the Earth is now ruled by giant tarantulas.

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    1. Re:How about a Tim Burton-style franchise reboot? by Reverend+Zanix · · Score: 1

      Good sir, I think you mixed up Tim Burton with Michael Bay

    2. Re:How about a Tim Burton-style franchise reboot? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Did I?

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133152/
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096895/

      I like a lot of his work but his Planet of the Apes reboot was absolutely horrible. "Batman" wasn't great, but it wasn't nearly as good as it could have been - "Dark Knight" showed a much better take on the comic book character.

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    3. Re:How about a Tim Burton-style franchise reboot? by ryu1232 · · Score: 1

      Sounds better than a Lucas reboot:
      Indiana Jones has to trek across the galaxy looking for the one ring only to find out that Sauron is his father....

  35. bluray by furby076 · · Score: 1

    I've been holding off on getting LOTR set for bluray until this came out. I was wavering and even a week ago thought "maybe i should just buy it, there won't be a hobit movie"...glad to know my stubborness is paying off.

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    1. Re:bluray by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      You want to wait anyway, because they're not releasing the Lotr EEs on Blu-Ray until later this year or sometime in 2011.

      The current Blu-Ray trilogy is just a blatant money grab, ripped from the playbook of Lucas in hopes that you'll buy the same movies twice (or more, for those who already own the DVDs.)

  36. Original Sequel by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Personally I think this should be done a lot more, A lot of writers/directors do not seem to be able to not rework a story when they make it into a movie and i would rather see a new story then a movie with a story that has been changed.

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  37. LOTR by mxh83 · · Score: 1

    How many people here truly enjoyed TLOTR? I, for one, cannot understand its appeal at all.

  38. Well by kenp2002 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A: Tolkien was good, but not great. So the high and mightys worring about a sequel, rest: The Hobbit was a good book but it is hardly the greatest Fantasy Novel ever. In fact parts of Tolkien's writing is just plain boring. For all the people that bitch about copyright lasting too long and stifiling innovation and crap all bets are off if they think about expanding on Tolkien. I mean seriously could you imagine someone writing books about Star Wars besides Lucas? Madness they would all suck and drain the life out of his creative masterpiece!

    I mean come on that Tim Zhanwhatever's sequel's to Star Wars were aweful and destroyed the franchise right? Mara Jade = Jar Jar err wait....

    So It comes down to the Lost years between the two. No problem since there are plenty of unanswered questions between the two.

    Relax. It is no more likely to suck then the movie the Hobbit itself.

    Case Point: Star Wars -> Empire is to Matrix -> Whatever that shit they crap out was called. Nothing about a second movie implies it being worse then the original statistically speaking. Both the first and second Friday the 13ths were pretty good compared to the rest of the franchise.

    On a more serious note let's not forget that the Hobbit is also considered on of the WORST books ever written since the perspective changes 1/2 through the book (actually isn't it like 1/3rd of the way in?) You can't really fuck up the movie more then that and we still call the Hobbit a great work... It's like Hobbits are Fuck-Up-Proof!

    B: Butchering the story in making it a movie. Well they've tried what 4 times now and failed every time. They may not know what to do right but they'll have plenty of archive material to tell them what they did wrong. Yes they are going to rape your childhood, too bad it isn't yours anymore. Grab some lube if you are worried.

    C: Flat acting concerns... Well... actually that might work better. The Hobbit was a pretty flat affair of classic folklore. The Elves should be flat (they are a rather dull people to begin with) and Dildo, I mean Bilbo wasn't much fun. Bard comes pretty much otta nowhere, the dwarves couldn't have been more of a Bavarian carcature if you tried, and the classical elements are all there almost page for page (Heroes' journey blah blah blah.)

    I know I am old and cynical but seriously, Star War, B5, Star Trek, LOTR\Hobbit, Star Ship Troopers, Discworld are great and fun works but they are not "Mental\Spiritual\Philisophical\Humanistic Awakening" causing works. They good, they will be around in 100 years for sure, but few if any are going to pick up the Hobbit and say 40 years later, "They day I picked up the Hobbit was the day my life truely changed for the better."

    Tolkien = Good, but so is Terry Brooks, Ann Mcaffery, Weis and Hickman, etc.

    I would in all honesty be more excited about a Shanara movie then the Hobbit. I would also be more excited about winning $50 on a lottery scratch off.

    That is the problem as you get older, the underlying plots are all the same and it is harder and harder to not notice that long enough to enjoy the movie. Like Avatar.... ZZzz.... Dances with Wolves in Space......

    I am actually more interested in the proposed sequel to the Hobbit then the movie. I'd like to see something unexpected and new. No matter what a movie cannot compare with a book (even a comic book to a degree) because you can set the pace, you control to a greater degree what the world looks like, etc.

    Just chill and try to enjoy the movie on it's own merits and if you can't, like me, rent and bitch about it at home and quit ruining the movie for those that can.

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  39. To Be Faithful to the book... by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    Will the perspective change 1/2 through the movie?

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  40. How is he going to handle the elves? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The Hobbit:
    "Fa-la-la-lalley, welcome to the valley" dance

    LoTR:
    "We are all leaving and it's terrible sad" pout.

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    1. Re:How is he going to handle the elves? by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Clearly, "The Hobbit" needs a Bollywood-style dance number.

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  41. Re:Oblig Leonard Nemoy by dubbreak · · Score: 1

    Can't have a discussion of the hobbit without the Bilbo Baggins song.

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  42. Cut?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A guy that can shape shift into a bear? Not likely.

  43. Re:As a massive faggot, by dubbreak · · Score: 1

    I know it's a troll, but I have to ask:
    What about LOTR and the Hobbit would attract homosexually oriented nerds more than straight nerds?

    I really don't remember anything gay about the books. Ohhhh.. were you referring to the movies? You can thank Peter Jackson for that. I can assure you Tolkien had nothing to do with the perceived "gayness" of the films.

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  44. Hobbiton won't be ready by evil_breeds · · Score: 1

    I just got back from a trip to New Zealand where we visited Hobbiton (Matamata) and the "greens people" had just been there, adding hedges and such. But it was still very early going, and it looked to me like it would take another year of growing before it had the lived-in look of LOTR. The tour guide on site suggested something similar, so the stated July start seems odd to me...

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    1. Re:Hobbiton won't be ready by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      Props! And shooting in non-script order.

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    2. Re:Hobbiton won't be ready by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I was there too, about 2 months ago. I think they can do more than you think. Also they might not start with Hobbiton, leaving that to next summer.

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  45. someone please by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    mod this guy +6 funny

    thanks

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  46. Ummm There IS no sequel its now 1 book = 2 movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Del Toro stated last year that the two movies are going to be the book split into two. There is no filler between LOTR and the Hobbit anymore, that idea got scrapped.

    "Originally, both parts would have served as separate films. The first would have adapted The Hobbit and the second would have bridged the gap between this and The Lord of the Rings. It is now the director's intention to split and expand the narrative of The Hobbit over two parts of a singular film."

    Jeeze all the hate over something that isn't even gonna happen!!

  47. Some books only need one movie... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    ...like Battlefield Earth.

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    1. Re:Some books only need one movie... by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      I don't think that book needed even one movie.

  48. PO-TAY-TOS! by newdsfornerds · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'sm in a stew.

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  49. Too Old & Wise To Be A Nerd by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've read Lord Of The Rings a total of five times during my life (with a 6th read planned for soon), I've listen to the BBC audio adaptation several times and I played D&D and Advanced D&D for many years.

    I saw the LOTR movies once at the cinema & own the Special Edition movies which I've watched a few times - I'll even confess to shedding a quick tear when Boromir died (despite knowing it would happen) in Fellowship, when the Ents started moving in Towers, and when Bilbo and Sam were up on Mount Doom in Return.

    I don't care that the films were not completely accurate to the books, they were a great adaptation that I thoroughly enjoyed & that were hopefully easy enough on the general populace to hopefully have made them realise that fantasy tales don't all start & end with Harry Potter.

    Therefore I've decided that at 48 years of age, it's possible to care deeply about something you enjoy but that it's time to stop being too nerdy about stuff - after all, it's *JUST* entertainment, enjoy it & feel a bit happier about things in general, or don't enjoy it & go find something you do enjoy.

    As a Star Trek fan, I was appalled 10 years ago when they started talking about a prequel movie or series to the original series, but I actually quite enjoyed Enterprise (as good as DS9 and better than Voyager) and thoroughly enjoyed the complete reboot of the franchise in the latest movie... bugger timelines, bugger proper adaptations, all that matters is whether or not I enjoyed it.

    Sorry, kiddies, but when you get to my age a whole lot of stuff that used to seem really important now just gets in the way of you enjoying stuff that little bit more - so don't worry, you'll grow out of it...

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    1. Re:Too Old & Wise To Be A Nerd by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      I agree with your sentiments. Some of us get entirely too nerdy about works of fiction that others created. See: George Lucas haters who are pissed off because of the (admittedly atrocious) prequels.

      I hated Enterprise with a passion, but not because it was a prequel, and not because they didn't give a crap about canon (how did they find Ferengi in Enterprise when we supposedly first encountered them sometime between TOS and TNG?). I hated Enterprise because the writers were out of ideas after the first few episodes. You could always tell when they couldn't think of what to write, too. "Hey, I've got writers block. Let's have the hot Vulcan chick get another disease that can only be cured by having a man rub down her naked body with oil. Again."

      After the 3rd version of that little plot device, I concluded it wasn't Star Trek, but Baywatch In Space, and gave up.

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    2. Re:Too Old & Wise To Be A Nerd by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      I don't know how true it is (again, I'm not that much of a nerd anymore) but I heard or read somewhere that they justified the canon change in Enterprise by the fact that Zefram Cochrane (and I had to look that up to remember his name!) witnessed the Borg time travelling back in First Contact which therefore changed events from that point onwards... I don't know whether that's true or not.

      Yes, Enterprise wasn't brilliant but it had a higher percentage of reasonable stories than did Voyager - and I've nothing against women captains per se, but Janeway's whiny voice used to really grate on my nerves...

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    3. Re:Too Old & Wise To Be A Nerd by giuda · · Score: 1

      Bilbo and Sam in Mount Doom? :D

  50. Author of the sequel by GringoChapin · · Score: 1

    If there must be a sequel, can we at least get someone competent to write it? Is that Brandon Sanderson guy working on anything right now?

  51. Silmarillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then I can be bored for only a few hours while watching it instead of the days it takes to read it?

    Great.

    1. Re:Silmarillion by dstech · · Score: 1

      Something a bit like this?

      http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/

  52. Sequel not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that this article is misinformed. I have read that this was the original intention to make the 2nd movie as a bridge between the Hobbit and LotR. But now I read that the 2 movies will be adapted both from the Hobbit and be one singular film but split into two.

  53. How To Prevent An Abysmal Sequal by ChrTssu · · Score: 1

    Don't see the abysmal original. Honestly, does The Hobbit need new characters? If it did, I'm sure Tolkien would have put them in - it's not like the guy was hurting for original characters.

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  54. allow me to rant by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i despise intellectual property

    in an ideal world, anyone could make any fan fiction they wanted on the world of lotr, star wars, star trek, etc, without fear that the freeloading useless children or grandchildren and their lawyers aren't able to shut the fanfic down, because, for some reason, the useless turds deserve to live off the proceeds of a STORY or a SONG or a MOVIE their ancestors wrote

    how does that make sense?

    no: fans should make all the fiction they want. let the cream float to the top, let the drek sink, and let these world be thus adequately and enjoyably explored by all

    intellectual property as an idea is pure fucking bullshit, philosophical failure, and incompatible with western ideals of liberty. it impoverishes our culture

    intellectual property law requires our outright hostility and must be destroyed

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  55. Silmarillion by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    I'll third that, it'll save me the agony of reading The Silmarillion

    I wouldn't mind a companion Silmarillion website, with maps and historical sidenotes. It could work.

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  56. "Powerhouse" sequels are a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but I just don't get all the pessimism.

    It's been too long since we've had a widespread I-just-can't-wait-to-see-the-movie-and-its-sequel(s) phenomenon. Peter Jackson pulled it off with LOTR. And while he set the bar pretty darned high: His track record shows that he is up for the task.

    I have high hopes. But, even if the end result is a disappointment: at least we have another Star Trek is coming around the corner.

  57. Misleading title... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

    I hope they don't name it "The Hobbit" if it's going to deal with the 60 years between The Hobbit and LOTR.

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  58. the story is a bit condescending at first by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

    Don't fully agree with that. The audience he wrote this for consisted of (young)children, who needed to be put at ease since Tolkien did not shield them from scary subjects. Even to the extend that one of the main characters dies in battle. To that effect he projects the fears of his audience on Bilbo, often in a very light-hearted manner. It is through the empathy for Bilbo that his young audience is guided through these very adult concepts. It shows how serious he takes children.

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  59. in other news by Nyder · · Score: 1

    George Lucas has written the screen play to a sequel of a popular fantasy series. "Screw hobbits," says George in an interview, "ewoks is where it's at."

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  60. TFS doesn't quote TFA correctly by JCZwart · · Score: 1

    Actually, TFA says: "The second will be an original story focusing on the 60 years between the book and the beginning of the Rings trilogy. "