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  1. Also Rans on The Secret Origins of Microsoft Office's Clippy · · Score: 1

    Why is this story a big deal? The same thing is true of Howard the Duck, and Jar-Jar Binks.

  2. Wow. That's all. Just wow. on Home Generators (or How DTE Energy Ruined My Holidays) · · Score: 1

    To misquote My Chemical Romance, some of you people scare the living shit out of me. Poor, or non-existent grounding, generators in basements and the exhaust into a chimney, backfeeding the house from a dryer plug... It's like reading a script from the Red Green Show; the episode titled, "How many ways can you find to kill yourself, or others, with a generator?"

  3. Re:But... on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 1

    Don't be a prick, Larry. We are all tired of that story.

  4. Re:Doing I.T. Support for local government on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    A former workplace was just beginning to computerize, back in 1985, and there was a long time employee that was terrified of using a computer. She was convinced that she would do something wrong, break the machine, and would get fired for it. Nobody, not even management, could convince her that this was not going to happen. She would sit in front of the terminal, and begin to shake so hard she could not type. Sadly, all their records were being computerized and paper records were going away, so she quit.

    At another job, we had some keyboard with a red cover on one of the buttons. I don't remember which one, but I think it was on the 10-key pad. I was explaining to an inter-department transfer that there was nothing she could type that would hurt the computer. "Except, this button", I said, and pointed to the red keycap. Eyes wide, she asked, "What does that do?" I made an explosion noise, and mimed a mushroom cloud. It was funny, but it cost me a lot of time to calm her down and get her to trust me again.

  5. Re:bewildering... on Hacked Business Owner Stuck With $52k Phone Bill · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Agreed. When our receptionist got hacked, and was doing call transfers to "9", AT&T picked up on the outbound calls as unusual and called us. They shut down the calls and canceled the charges. We own our switch, and there was none of this silly dance that MTS is doing.

  6. Re:Environment? on US Corps Want $1B From Gov't For Battery Factory · · Score: 1

    Arrgh! I wanted imperial units!

    Let's see... one hour, times 9, divided by 5, and subrtact 32. Or is it add 32? My head hurts.

  7. Re:Global Warming Heretics on Study Says Cosmic Rays Do Not Explain Global Warming · · Score: 1

    I would like that too. I do what I can, and what I can afford to do, to reduce my footprint. However, I remember the climatologist at The Weather Channel saying that AMS should pull the credentials of anyone that did not agree with global warming. That is not the argument of someone interested in The Truth, but someone that is interested in Being In Control Of Other People's Lives. Piss on that noise.

  8. Re:Environment? on US Corps Want $1B From Gov't For Battery Factory · · Score: 1

    Hell's bells, man, I'm still working out furlongs per fortnight.

  9. Re:Suicide rate skyrockets on Researchers Test Whether Sharks Enjoy Christmas Songs · · Score: 1

    Didn't we try this in Panama?

  10. Re:How deep? on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    I convert all beer measurements into yards and half-yards.

  11. Confdence on Drilling Hits an Active Magma Chamber In Hawaii · · Score: 1

    Probably waiting to see that they didn't rip open the Earth's crust, causing a global disaster like an old Dr. Who episode (Jon Pertwee).

    That sounds better when read in a William Conrad voice, like in Rocky and Bulwinkle.

  12. Reverse Python on Man Steals Fridge Full of Urine Samples · · Score: 1

    Maybe he was mad because they wouldn't let him donate blood.

  13. Re:Pneumatic tubes over long distance? on 100 Years Ago, No Free Broadband Pneumatic Tubes · · Score: 1

    With those repeaters in place, you'd still need someone on each end to receive the packet then route it to the next appropriate tube for further transmission.

    Interesting. We would have routors instead of routers.

  14. They could use... on 100 Years Ago, No Free Broadband Pneumatic Tubes · · Score: 1

    small, round, red gemstones, and have, wait for it, Rubies on Rails!

    Alright, Officer, I'll go quietly.

  15. Re:Obviously sign of jumping to conclusions on Followup To "When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux" · · Score: 1

    Everyone get back! I've got a Mini-Moog, and I'm not afraid to use it!

  16. Emoticons are funnier on Russian Hopes To Cash In On Emoticons · · Score: 3, Funny

    in the original Klingon.

  17. Or worse.... on UK Cops Want "Breathalyzers" For PCs · · Score: 1
  18. That's a big straw man on UK Cops Want "Breathalyzers" For PCs · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this kinda depend? Just because you found something else while looking for your actual thought doesn't mean you have to IGNORE it. If you came looking for credit card fraud and found, say, illegal hacking activity, should they just ignore it? If you go into a house looking for marijuana and you find people being tortured, do you have to go back to the station, get a warrant for looking into that, and then come back?

    Torture? You mean actively pulling toenails out, or something? No, that would not require a new warrant. It is a crime in progress. They would arrest you. It might be difficult to prosecute you, but they would arrest you.

    However, just because you have a glass of wine on the table when they come in on a drug warrant does not mean the police can knock all the walls out of your basement looking for Fortunato.

    What they need for this computer search is a disk that runs the kiddy porn search, another disk that runs the identity theft search, etc. Then, they can run the disk that the warrant specifies. It's not a question of ignoring things. If you find something outside of your warrant, it is not admissible. If I look in your kitchen window and see your hydroponic pot operation, and I go get a warrant that says I can search your kitchen, and I get back to your house and the hydrofarm is gone, I can not look for it outside of the kitchen. Courts have ruled that even if I walked past it in the front room, because the warrant said kitchen, it is not admissible.

    IANAL, IANAPO, but almost everyone else in the family is one or the other.

  19. Re:What Is the Clock Made of? on Graphene Transistors Clocked At 26GHz · · Score: 1

    It's a Swatch with a sweep nano-second hand.

  20. Flat panel on Graphene Transistors Clocked At 26GHz · · Score: 1

    I do NOT want Calista Flockhart pouring hot grits anywhere.

  21. Paging Charles Babbage... on Pushing 800W of Wireless Power at 5 Meters · · Score: 1

    your coal fired laptop is ready.

  22. Re:Wireless power + laptop == bad on Pushing 800W of Wireless Power at 5 Meters · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't want my zipper turning into a toaster either.

  23. Re:As I recall the Mythbusters tried this.... on Pushing 800W of Wireless Power at 5 Meters · · Score: 1

    If it was . . . what could they do? It seems like if he's not touching of modifying their equipment, that there's not a lot that they could do if he's on his own property. It's not even a case of "intellectual property" or anything like DirecTV can claim against satellite "theives".

    Two things. They could take the rig down, as it would most likely need to be in their easement to work, and I think most judges would understand how a transformer (pole pig, not robot) works. Should be a slam-dunk for theft of service.

  24. Re:Lets think about this for a while on Pushing 800W of Wireless Power at 5 Meters · · Score: 1
    I can just see the manual for this kind of wireless power:

    "Make sure crotch is properly grounded."

  25. Toys on Pushing 800W of Wireless Power at 5 Meters · · Score: 1

    And, the kid's toys will stop when you unplug the transmitter.

    Some of these batteries should be labeled as "flashlight/camera use only."