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  1. Re:Love on Company Unveils Personalized Anime Robot Girl · · Score: 1

    You could program your robot girlfriend to wake you up with a blowjob.
    Suggest programming your girlfriend anything and see how she react.

  2. Beating the system on DHS Goes Ahead With 'Pre-Crime' Detection Project · · Score: 1

    If you predict that I won't do any crime, I will do it!
    Wat now bitches?

  3. Re:Undersells ALMAs capabilities on World's Most Powerful Telescope Begins Search For Origin of the Universe · · Score: 3, Funny

    So approximately how many megapixels?

  4. Re:Wow on Florida Reduces Penalties For 'Sexting' Teens · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did you miss the part where they have to report it? Meaning you have to share it with the law enforcement or you might get in trouble.
    Whoever made that law is a huge wanking pervert.

  5. Re:Jesus fucking christ. on Boston Dynamics Unveils AlphaDog Quadruped Robot · · Score: 2

    Also, while mutilating the enemies, have it play sounds that can be enocuntered in everyday life such as car horns, default ring signals, doorbells or top 10 pop hits to ensure the survivors are properly reminded in their post-conflict life.

  6. Jesus fucking christ. on Boston Dynamics Unveils AlphaDog Quadruped Robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Put horns on it, produce 2000 of it and have them charge the enemies. I assure you it will discourage warfare like nothing else.

  7. Re:Trust us on US Military Seeks Non-Cooperative Biometric Tracking Technology · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No special clause, the military will use it only for military purpose, but given that police are already begging for(and getting) UAVs of their own and the contractors that develop the tech are profit driven it will take approximately 20 minutes before you find it in use against the local populance everywhere.

  8. Re:Capital Costs on Returning Power From Electric Cars To the Grid · · Score: 0

    Because surely those electrical car batteries would be set to drain until depletion by default because you know, engineers are really fucking retarded and could not at all devise a solution where the car battery can both be used for grid balancing and still be fully charged when you need it in the morning(such as by switching to charge only at 05am and using a 60% depletion limit to give you good use even if you wake up and have to fetch your drunk daughter at 03am).

    Were you dropped, form a highway overpass, as a child or what?

  9. Re:Nope, it is still in the future on AIDS Vaccine Breakthrough · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cure for AIDS, which stands for Aquired ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome(meaning, that you have it when you have AQUIRED a immunological deficiency in case the name didn't hind at that for you) Is retroviral drugs.

    In case you have problem with neuances i'll spell it out for you. A HIV infection if left untreated will result in AIDS, at which point you're pretty much toast. A HIV infection on its own does not however qualify as AIDS with modern retroviral treatment(or the intial stage without treatment) will keep viral counts low enough that you do not Aquire any ImmunoDefciency.

    Now in fact, that's not a cure for AIDS, it's a postponing of it. As for the cure to HIV, it's not condoms. Condoms are a preventive measure against HIV, not a cure.
    Now if you excuse me I'll have to crash the moon into earth before I have to repeat this rant any more times.

  10. Re:Why? on Is ARM Ever Coming To the Desktop? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Zacate is availible for desktop setups. Motherboard with zacate integrated goes for $100-$120, with RAM, PSU, HD and a shoebox for chassi you get a decent windows computer for $200.

    That however is quite a bit in excess of the $35 the Raspberry Pi is supposed to sell for. At that pricepoint you can almost start putting them everywhere before knowing why you're putting them everywhere.

  11. Re:Quantitative? I'll take a shot at it. on EPA Bans CFC-Based Asthma Inhalers · · Score: 1

    We'd probably be fucked as you bitch about other people having to sacrifice every tiny details while doing jack shit yourself.

  12. Re:Pigeon Crap Lactation?? on Discovery Brings Us One Step Closer To "Milking" Pigeons · · Score: 1

    "Both male and female adult birds produce crop milk and share in the feeding and care of the young."
    Now not only would pigeon milk be regurgitated, it could even be man-milk!

  13. Short version on Patent Attorney Breaks Down Impact of the America Invents Act · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're all fucked.

  14. Re:And how bad it becomes when a vuln is found on Intel Shows RealVNC Embedded In the BIOS · · Score: 2

    Would it be possible that a vulnerability allowed normal bios patching to be blocked too? Meaning that the hardware could be more or less irreversibly compromised... Sounds like a brilliant stroke of stupid.

  15. Re:More Like Patients Dodging Federal Regulation on Wealthy Americans Turning To Europe For Medical Treatment · · Score: 1

    Only allowing non-embryonic stem cell research makes it rather problematic to crossmatch what markers are typically embryonic and therefor more likely to result in teratoma-like growth patterns from induced stem cells.

  16. Re:the biggest problem here, personal responsibili on SpyEye Botnet Nets Fraudster $3.2M In Six Months · · Score: 1

    Given that those 3.2 million that was lost most likely originated from some of the 25k compromised machines i'd say that those responsible got what they had coming for them. If a single mother living under minimum wage had her machine compromised, yet no assets stolen via or from her then why slap her with a $120 fine so that the few rich guys that are main targets don't have any incentive to fix their security holes.

  17. Re:Money on Evaluating the 'Doofus Factor' In Corporate Governance · · Score: 1

    Special personal 'hey buddy thanks for letting us in' check-under-the-table tax.

  18. Re:The solution is obvious: on Anonymous Kills Websites, Cartels Kill Bloggers · · Score: 1

    No, we need to get the global broadcast rights for the gladiator events.

  19. Re:Read the writing on the wall on Appropriations Bill Threatens Future Space Science Missions · · Score: 1

    NASA is toast, because with the next-gen USA the bankers will recive so much in never-ending bailouts they can start their own space agency.

  20. Re:7 Billion Zombies on World Population Expected To Hit 7 Billion In Late October · · Score: 1

    I was going to say "in before eugenics"but that's not possible anymore.

  21. Re:First post! on MK-1 Robotic Arm Capable of Near-Human Dexterity, Dancing · · Score: 1

    Invert the joint and put a foot at the end. I want to see it kick ass.

  22. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA on Sequencing the Weed Genome · · Score: 1

    Which is false, ridiculous childhood mortality dragged down average lifespans, but like people living in Noelectricitystan today with no acess to medical care or high standard sanitation can live to 110 so could homo erectus, you just need a bit of luck and a healthy dose of social support.

  23. Re:Well if they getting comcast tv as well then on Ask Slashdot: Best Wi-Fi Solution For a Hotel? · · Score: 1

    Check with data-via-electric-sockets solutions as a replacement for ethernet, put acess points to these.

  24. Re:Modified, Harmless HIV Used on Cancer Cured By HIV · · Score: 1

    Modified harmless HIV = Lentiviral gene therapy vector. Pulling HIV into the statement is similar to calling bullets modified grains of natural minerals and humans for modified chimpanzee. That is, entirely fucking retarded.

  25. Re:Next up on Ruling Upholds Gene Patent In Cancer Test · · Score: 2

    Aspirin though was more or less in use a few thousand years before the patent and tradename was invented. Although as a natural medicine. See wikipedia for details.