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Sequencing the Weed Genome

GNUman writes "Maybe soon we'll be able to genetically modify humans so that a specific action (e.g., tapping your nose, pinching your ear) triggers the release of THC directly from your own cells. From the Nature blog post: 'At last, the field of genomics has something to offer Cheech and Chong. DNA sequencing hit a new high last night with the midnight release of the Cannabis sativa genome. The raw sequence was posted on Amazon's EC2 public cloud computing service by a young company called Medicinal Genomics, which aims to explore the genomes of therapeutic plants.'"

315 comments

  1. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Somebody needs to make a version of weed that causes cancer

    They have that. It's called tobacco.

  2. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They do, it's called alcohol and tobacco.

  3. What about cannabis inidica? by Jmc23 · · Score: 2
    I think the higher ratio of cannabinoids to thc and the specific cbd profiles would likely be more useful for medical treatment for glaucoma, arthritis, and other muscular and immune problems than sativa which is more of a cerebral psychedelic high.

    i know i wish i could get natural cbd's to treat arthritis without messing up my mind.

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    1. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have someone syntheses it from THC via carboxylation

    2. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      indica has a much more pronouced sedative effect... 10 minutes after using some strong indica, you are either completely zoned out or passed out. Sativa is a much more energetic intoxication. Strong sativas come from cross breeding with indicas, but still retain the energetic intoxication.

      ...without messing up my mind

      There is a very rapid tolerance with strong cannabis. By the third day of heavy use, you don't even notice it anymore. So the side effect of intoxication is there initially, but if you were using strong stuff daily, you'd have the medicative effects without the intoxicating side effect.

      Also, THC kind of sucks by itself. There's a prescription drug called marinol that is synthetic-THC, very strong... everyone I have ever heard that has used it has said its like taking haldol, which, if you didn't know, really really sucks. There is something to the cannibinoids, CBN and others, that interact with THC that we don't understand yet... probably because cannabis is so fucking scary to the post-mccarthiests that its just too dangerous to study. Meanwhile, testing the sewage coming out of the Capital Building and the White House reveals that many someones in there are using cocaine, heroin, and narcotic prescription drugs.

    3. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that it's a very effective treatment for sobriety!

    4. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source for D.C. sewer testing?

    5. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 0

      We already have more effective stuff more useful for glaucoma (over a dozen brands of eye drops), arthritis (NSAIDs), and the other muscular and immune problems. Cannabis is popular only because of the high, not its supposedly "medicinal" qualities. If that were otherwise, you'd see everyone on Malarone (which is a purified THC pill)

    6. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally ignorant and assuming.

      Cannabis is popular among legitimate medicinal users because of it being natural and effective.

    7. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by sessamoid · · Score: 1

      And incredibly easy and cheap to cultivate. None of the Rx eyedrops for glaucoma are cheap. Actually, almost no Rx eye drops are cheap for anything.

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    8. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by The+Dawn+Of+Time · · Score: 0

      His pot-addled brain.

    9. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Malarone is an anti-malarial drug.While it really messed up my sleep while I was on it, it most definitely did not produce any of the effects that I associate with THC.

    10. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Would love to have a link for the sewage comment.

      Yes. THC is the heavy paranoid high part. Cannabinoids are the happy laughing part.

      They had a cool special on BBC which had a reporter spending 30 days in Amsterdam and you got to see both. She couldn't stop laughing on the Can. But the heavy THC weed- she felt bad and went to sleep for the day.

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    11. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      None of the Rx eyedrops for glaucoma are cheap.

      Or nearly as effective, for that matter.

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    12. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is the biggest argument against medicinal pot. The THC is the psychoactive component, this is what gives you the munchies and what gets you high. But in its pure form without the other cannibinoids to fuck up the balance of cannibinoids already in the brain, the high is more "harsh".But THC in the form of Malarone does stimulate apatite and relieve pain, nobody disagrees with that. So why is smoking it a better pain reliever and apatite stimulator? It isn't! It's like prescribing whiskey to someone who is dying, because fuck, they won't live long enough to become an alcoholic. (In fact, during prohibition, doctors did exactly that.) It's backwards and primitive, the same kind of thinking that gave us heroine as a treatment for opium addiction. This isn't "the man" trying to keep dying people from their medicine. It's got no benefit vs purified form.

      TFS makes ridiculous claims like you may be able to get a dose by tapping your nose or pinching your ears. I can't think of a single medicine that is administered this way and we have plenty of therapeutic genomes available. Imagine if you could, say, stimulate Factor 8 production by tapping your nose or tugging your ear? I bet the hemophiliacs would take that over constant injections. Same with diabetics and insulin. But the fact is, it doesn't work that way. This is nothing but an outlandish stoner fantasy. Really slashdot, you need a biology editor. Regardless of the position I took in the first paragraph which could be construed as opinion, the claim of someday administering medication in this manner is over the top, especially with people out there with life threatening ailments that require constant injections to stay alive. I await being modded into oblivion by the pro-pot slashdot crowd. [/rant]

    13. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Jmc23 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Hows the kool-aid taste? I haven't found an effective NSAID for my jra in the past 25 years. Cbd's and cbn's work but i don't want the high which is exactly why i posted what i did. Please try to not spread your ignorance.

      btw, the drugs name you were looking for was marinol and it doesn't have the benefits of cannabis because it lacks cbd's/cbn's. That's precisely why the US government only allowed studies to be done with hemp laced with marinol to show that it wasn't a good medical treatment.

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    14. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I take it you've got a medical degree, otherwise complaining about folks spreading their ignorance would be rich with irony.

      If it really is as you say, then provide some sort of citation. The US is hardly the entire world, and if that's really the case then surely there's studies out of Europe that show that you're not full of it.

    15. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Can you please show me some peer-reviewed scientific studies of the subject to prove your claim? Studies have shown a reduction of IOP in glaucoma patients who smoke cannabis, but the effects are generally short-lived. Since it can also decrease blood flow to the optic nerve (causing a potential worsening of the condition), it's not recommended by physicians when eye drops are such low-risk. Ask any licensed pharmacist or doctor.

    16. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      whoops, I meant to say Marinol (Dronabinol).

    17. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natural? There are no FDA-approved medications that are smoked. For one thing, smoking is generally a poor way to deliver medicine. It is difficult to administer safe, regulated dosages of medicines in smoked form. Secondly, the harmful chemicals and carcinogens that are byproducts of smoking create entirely new health problems. There are four times the level of tar in a marijuana cigarette, for example, than in a tobacco cigarette.

    18. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mdf356 · · Score: 2

      None of the Rx eyedrops for glaucoma are cheap.

      Or nearly as effective, for that matter.

      And they have more side-effects. I have a friend with glaucoma who can't use her scrip for medical marijuana since her husband works in the airline industry. She hates the drops but puts up with it for now. Her data point is that the drops are less effective and have side effects she doesn't want.

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    19. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Jesse_vd · · Score: 2

      And who told you it has to be smoked?

    20. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was an MMJ patient and I didn't smoke it at all. I ate it, but I stopped using it because I couldn't function. I don't know how people use it all the time and still hold a job.

    21. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by JordanL · · Score: 1

      If Slashdot had its collective way, I'd need a PhD in any field I decided to have an opinion about, not matter how well studied I was.

      Sad, and illogical.

    22. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Cannabis has one advantage over the other treatments that you just can't beat: It's dirt cheap.

      Of course, nothing the pharma companies would like. I mean, how do you trademark and patent it?

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    23. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by siddesu · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google seems to agree with GP: the query sewage drug use returns a lot of hits to research that looks legit on the surface and seems to confirm that drugs are indeed found in sewage. Nothing specifically about DC in the first few results, but it is not impossible that you find something relevant if you dig in.

    24. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      We already have many local anesthetics that cause less systematic effects than cocaine. Yet the medicinal use of cocaine remains legal. The mind boggles.

    25. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      False analogy. Cocaine is used only for nasal and lacrimal duct surgery, because it's a potent vasoconstrictor (meaning it cuts down on bleeding during surgery). The systemic effect of cocaine is actually a downside for any other surgery (vasoconstriction increases risk of necrosis), which is why doctors use synthetics from the same family; like lidocaine, xylocaine, novocaine, and tetracaine.

    26. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by somersault · · Score: 0

      Google seems to agree that you're a murderer. There's nothing specifically about you in the first page of results for "murder non sequitur", but it's not impossible we'll find something if we dig in!

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    27. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing this canard, but I don't think there's any truth to it. It's a convenient scapegoat, but it doesn't make sense.

      Aspirin is cheap too, but the pharma companies love it; it's one of the best-selling drugs in the US. Many trademarks are out there: in the US there's Bayer, Excedrin, Anacin, Ecotrin, Midol, St.Joseph, Alka-Seltzer Plus, Rite-Aid brand, CVS brand, Duane Reade, Walgreens, etc. Clearly cannabis is generally illegal for other reasons than cost.

    28. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      No, as THC is highly useful as an immunosuppressant and in the field of transplant medicine that would be far more desirable of a compound to isolate.

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    29. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 2

      THC *IS* a cannabinoid.

      Elsewise, it would not interact with our endoCANNABINOID system.

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    30. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      SMOKING it is one thing.

      Purified extracts are an entirely different world and last much, MUCH longer.

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    31. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 2

      We don't eat it, precisely because it's near-impossible to function once that first liver pass happens and that THC becomes even more potent.

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    32. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by reub2000 · · Score: 2

      The point is that cocaine is a highly addictive drug with limited medical usage that has for the most part been superseded by synthetic alternatives. But it's classified as CII. Cannabis is a drug with a fraction of the addiction potential and widespread use as an anti-emetic and analgesic. But it's stuck as CI.

    33. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 2

      Yes, the marinol medication (purified THC) lasts longer in the body, but the Glaucoma Foundation says that its effects are "not impressive."

      The effects of Marinol on glaucoma are not impressive.

      To date, no studies have shown that marijuana— or any of its approximately 400 chemical components—can safely and effectively lower intraocular pressure better than the variety of drugs currently on the market.

      Currently, there are no National Eye Institute studies in the United States concerning the use of marijuana to treat glaucoma.

      The Glaucoma Research Foundation will continue to monitor the research community for any new and well-designed studies regarding the use of marijuana to effectively treat glaucoma.

      Heck, even High Times came out against it:

      An April 1986 product insert from Roxane warned that Marinol elicits "disturbing psychiatric symptoms," and that even patients on low doses might experience "a full-blown picture of psychosis." The latter phrase has disappeared from recent product inserts, but experts say nothing has changed.

      "It's way too psychoactive," says Robert Randall, the glaucoma patient who was the first American to obtain marijuana legally from the government. "When I took Marinol, I found it anxiety-provoking and intense, like I had wandered into a short story by Flannery O'Connor."

      Yet more proof that marijuana, even the purified Marinol, has far more side effects than simple effective eye drops, and is why the AMA and FDA refuse to license it.

    34. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 0

      Marijuana is at CI because Marinol (a CIV medication) is far more medically effective as an anti-emetic and analgesic. Marijuana is carcinogenic, while Marinol is not. Marinol is purified THC in pill form, which the FDA has licensed. Marijuana "has for the most part been superseded by synthetic alternatives" as the parent poster said.

    35. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is a very rapid tolerance with strong cannabis. By the third day of heavy use, you don't even notice it anymore. So the side
      effect of intoxication is there initially, but if you were using strong stuff daily, you'd have the medicative effects without the intoxicating side effect.

      I call shehanigans. I have been smoking the heavy weed stuff daily for the last 20 years (guess which country I'm from!) and I still get completely spaced out just after one hit.

    36. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      NSAIDs plus pot works better for arthritis than either one by itself. And many people can't take NSAIDs. Here's what NSAIDs can do -- put you in the hospital for a month leaving a scar from your breast to your belly button.

    37. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Informative

      Marijuana is carcinogenic

      Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection

      You've been lied to by the government... again. Smoking pot does increase your risk for COPD, but as the linked articl says, pot may actually help prevent cancer.

    38. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      There are pills as well; I had to take them after a vitrectomy, and they're also expensive as hell... but far more effective than pot.

    39. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Problem is "Marinol" is just not effective medicine and is likely to be replaced by Sativex http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sativex. Which in itself is still a low complexity formulation rather than yet to be fully investigated high complex natural formulation.

      Everything of course is blocked by sheer unadulterated greed. Greed of drug enforcement agencies for their power and salaries and of course their partners in crime the drug dealers and their dollars influencing politics. Greed by pharmaceuticals in the form of patents over natural substances by optimally patenting a synthetic substitute and the banning the use of the naturally occurring substances, the more effective the higher the profit margin 10,000 percent profit margins is not a problem regardless of the suffering caused by denial of medical treatment due to cost.

      Even the alcohol industry baulks. Hard to sell a two hundred bottle of booze, when two hundred dollars of grass will last most people a year (especially with zero for profit criminalisation).

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    40. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by reub2000 · · Score: 2

      I'm not a doctor, but I've heard that some of the compounds other than THC may have medicinal value. But such research would be hard to carry out because of it's legal status. The DEA claims that marijuana is on CI because it has no medical value, which is false.

      Also, cancer is such a scary word. I mean you also get cancer from a CT scan. But I could go through some of the other scary drugs that the FDA allows. Like anti-psychotics that cause people to balloon and develop diabetes. Or pain releavers that are available over the counter that can cause you to bleed to death from your stomach.

    41. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Right now the MMJ community is getting hot and heavy into developing cultivars that are optimized for specific purposes, some are better for pain management, others for nausea control during chemo or gastro intestinal distress. Now it will be a matter for "Big Pharma" to figure out which genes make which canibiods and which ones do what, then GMO patentable plants to produce what they want.

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    42. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swiss Pharma companies have been doing this for quite a while now. The attitude towards MJ is not insane like it is here in the USA. They are doing actual research on specific applications over there unlike USA where there is limited research and possetion can net you some serious jail time. The drug war has failed. I'd much rather the police spend their time chasing real criminals using more serious drugs like meth and crack etc.

    43. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. Aspirin is not really the darling of the pharmy industry. Actually, if they could wish it away, they would. And since they can't wish it away, we needed studies that show that people react allergic to ASS. Funny that they surfaced almost a century after it got discovered, but hey, more and more people get allergic to various stuffs every day. Peanuts, penicillin, eggs, lactose, why not acetylsalicylic acid?

      But while we're at it, if it is this clear to you, maybe you might be able to shed some light onto the question why it's illegal while other drugs are legal. It seems kinda arbitrary to me. Then again, I'm also no big expert in drugs, maybe there are some things I don't know, so please inform me.

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    44. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      She couldn't stop laughing on the Can.

      Uh huh huh huh.

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    45. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is completely false, smoking provides immediate effects in small increments(assuming plant matter) which make it the easiest way to regulate intake for stuff that, unlike THC, is actually dangerous to you.
      Take opium. Smoked overdoses seem to have happened historically but I was unable to find any report verifiable by modern science.
      People still die today eating or drinking the stuff:
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8480191/Ex-Tory-MPs-son-died-after-eating-opium-on-gap-year.html
      I've only ever smoked cigars, but I can tell you that had I eaten them to get a Tobacco buzz, I'd have died in the first try.

    46. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Afghanistan?

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    47. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

      Yep. Where I live, these things are legal.

      Half life of a smoked dose is on the order of 1/2 to 1 hour. Half life of a extract or tincture is on the order of 4 hours. SImple oral ingestion of cured cannibis is somewhere in that range too. 4 hours.

      The most effective treatments I've seen so far are chronic pain, insomnia, various eating disorders. Cheap, simple, effective, robust.

    48. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Jmc23 · · Score: 2
      It really isn't my job to remove someone's ignorance. That is what pubmed and google is for, besides i don't have access to a real computer or to any of my research. So the two links below aren't the best quality.

      The thing to note is that there is only one source for 'research grade' 'marijuana' in the states. They control thc levels by extracting all compounds and then adding a percentage of thc back. Note the producer has stated they have never gotten a request to produce 'marijuana' with cannabinoids or other compounds besides thc. Then again, look closely at how the orgsnization has been setup and you can see how the different layers are setup for obfuscation. Sure they've nevere received such requests because research requests of that kind have been blocked by the other organization which forwards approved research requests. They won't even look at research requests that are looking to use cannabis for medical purposes.

      I don't have a medical degree and really it is unnecessary. In fact no other drug researchers i've ever met at conferences or visiting lecturers have medical degrees and that is because almost all real, controlled drug studies are not run by people with medical degrees. People with medical degrees are usually the ones that produce those sad clinical studies with horrible methodology and low subject counts.

      What's funny about the comments of the producer is them stating that there's very few seeds and branches now with their new seperator, but these are pre-rolled joints! Nobody in there right mind would roll a joint like that for any purpose, and if there are seeds in yourr medical grade marijuana it's because you aren't producing it properly. Really, adding extra carbon and non-medicinal elements and then saying it's not good for your lungs?

      n.b. canadas production isn't much better but at least we have sprays and pills that combine the other compounds with thc. http://cms.herbalgram.org/herbalgram/issue85/article3485.html http://www.cannabisculture.com/v2/articles/2770.html

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    49. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? The natural extract of cannabis, Sativex, has obtained FDA approval.

      The problem is that THC *ALONE* doesn't do the entire job and other cannabinoids present are what really make it work. Nobody seems to understand the synergistic effects of cannabinoids upon each other, so this isn't entirely surprising that people wouldn't have a clue on how to properly apply the chemcials found in cannabis.

      Your proof is nonsense. Come back when you actually have a full understanding of the plant.

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    50. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Actually, Sativex doesn't have FDA approval. The company is applying for it but it's still years away.

      You're changing your argument, first arguing in favor of purified extracts and now backing off, saying it's the (natural) balance in cannabis? Take your own advice and come back when you actually have a full understanding of pharmacology

    51. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      I think you're exaggerating; aspirin is so popular that it's now being recommended to senior citizens as a daily medication along with vitamins (particularly low-dose or baby-aspirin). There are dozens of medications that put aspirin in with their formulations, like Percodan (oxycodone+aspirin) and Fiorinal (butalbital+aspirin+caffeine).

      Pharmaceuticals love aspirin because it's cheap, has no patents, can be sold Over-the-counter (way more sales), and proven (so no lawsuits). Viagra may be more profitable but sells less and has legal issues that aspirin doesn't..

    52. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      CI doesn't really affect research. The FDA actually has a stockpile of legal marijuana for this purpose, and the pharmacokinetics of THC are understood as a result of said research. They're even doing more research in order to approve the new THC/CBD drug Sativex.

      No drug is without side effects, even water can kill you if you have too much or too little of it. But there's a reason marijuana isn't considered a valid therapy by doctors for most conditions, since it has bigger side effects than existing mediations, and with less benefits.

    53. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, so its a conspiracy now! Typical stoner paranoia.

    54. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by equex · · Score: 1

      Aye, actually I don't support the legalization of cannabis modified for high THC content. I would only support 'native' plants. On prescrition, one could get modifed indica variants.

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    55. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      The weird thing is, that even though the US is the driving force behind the war on drugs and international prohibition through their UN clout, it is amazingly easy to get a medical marijuan prescription and quality cannabis for treatment. Completely different story in Canada where compassion clubs are underground, government supplied cannabis is of extremely low quality and trying to get a medical exemption is next to impossible unless you are literally dying within the next year. Hopefully the prohibition in canada gets struck down in december, but from what happened last time the goverment was accused of restricting access (they rewrote the laws to appear more permissive but in practice it's more restrictive) i'm not holding my breath.

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    56. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      And since they can't wish it away, we needed studies that show that people react allergic to ASS. Funny that they surfaced almost a century after it got discovered, but hey, more and more people get allergic to various stuffs every day. Peanuts, penicillin, eggs, lactose, why not acetylsalicylic acid?

      My son does have a serious allergy to aspirin, you insensitive clod.

    57. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the Medical Genomics site, they are working on the indica genome.

    58. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 1

      It's hard to keep a pill down when you're throwing up constantly from chemo.

    59. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Well there are better antiemetics than marinol or cannaboids. Those can cause changes in perception, dizziness, and loss of coordination. Any doctor would give something like Zofran (Ondansetron) or Compazine (Prochlorperazine) instead, then all the patient has to worry about is Dry Mouth. Any more excuses to secretly get high?

    60. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by ormondotvos · · Score: 1

      I await the /. article on the new Sativa and/or Indica THC e-cigarettes, which are running fifty cents a hit, 100 hits for fifty bucks. Propylene glycol fog with pure condensed THC vapor in the cartridge. (for the technically minded, a suck-it valve opens and turns on a filament which heats a tiny tube of juice). It stops instantly when you stop sucking. No waste and precise titration: take a toke. Wait two minutes, quit if you're satisfied with the effects. I can't imagine a better delivery system. It looks exactly like an e-cigarette, which does the same thing for nicotine.

    61. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by goarilla · · Score: 1

      Medicinal hybrids aim for a 1:1 THC/CBD ratio.

    62. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by rakaur · · Score: 1

      Man, you must BATHE in that Kool-Aid. I can't imagine where you store it all. You're very misguided my friend. There are 40 some cannabinoids in various strains of marijuana. Do I think smoking crud plant material is a good medical treatment? No. Saying "C1 doesn't affect research" is ridiculous. The "stockpile" is controlled by the National Institute on Drug Abuse, is never handed out to anyone except studies being done by NIDA, is based on 1970s weed, and is of very low quality and is no where near the same as the marijuana being used on the street or in dispensaries. No one can study marijuana legally without a special DEA license which fewer than a thousand people hold. Smoking crude plant material is not a good medical treatment, but until our government gets off their religious moral high horse, there's no way we're getting anything better. I don't know who has been spoon feeding you, but it should be about time for you to step back and take a lot at the jar.

    63. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by rakaur · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing no one in your life has ever had cancer or pain. Well, wait until someone you care about does. If you love them you'd do anything to make it stop. Try to stop being such a judgmental asshole for a few minutes.

      Why don't you cite some studies with that "better antiemetics"? Pretty much all antiemetics have severe side effects. Most are anticholinergics or dopamine agonists. In the former case you can have anything from "dry mouth" (as you stated) to delirium (anticholinergics are well known for their awful side-effect profiles). With the latter you can have permanent non-voluntary movement (tardive dyskinesia).

      Either you're an illogical conservative idiot that doesn't have a clue what he's on about or you're a very misguided medical practitioner who leaves most of his patients suffering in pain so that he can ride his high horse to the bank. If you are a physician, I hate doctors like you; you should be ashamed. You should look upon any potential treatment (marijuana has been in use for just as long as opium, but I'm sure you're one of those doctors that'd never prescribe opioids because they're addictive!) as good news, but instead you say "nope we've already figured it out: Marinol." It's not that simple. Opium had one major active ingredient: morphine. Great. Opium also had 40 other alkaloids that have served us well, from dextromethorphan to thebaine-derived oxycodone, etc. So we figure marijuana must be just like opium! No, as it turns out, CBN and CBD are just as responsible for marijuana's effects as THC is. It's not "one major active ingredient." Also like opium, there are dozens of other chemicals in that plant with potential medical use.

      So please stop being such a judgmental moral nut bag and bother to sit down and actually study something. Try picking up The Pharmacology of Pain -- great book, with lots of cited studies referencing the use of various cannabinoids (more than just anandamide, THC, CBD, and CBN) for the relief of pain. Not to mention the excitement around TRPV1 and the novel pharmacological analgesic opportunities it provides. Maybe just pull your head out of your stuck-up ass for long enough to do some original research instead of repeating what the DEA tells you.

      For the good of us all, knock that shit the fuck off.

    64. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by rakaur · · Score: 1

      Again, where are your citations for "far more medically effective"? Everything I've read disagrees with you. Marinol is almost universally not tolerated by patients as either an antiemetic or an analgesic. Also, marijuana is not carcinogenic. In a study that used tobacco smokers but not marijuana smokers, marijuana smokers but not tobacco smokers, and both marijuana smokers AND tobacco smokers as subjects, only the subjects that smoked tobacco exclusively or tobacco AND marijuana showed any increased risk for cancer. The marijuana-only smokers (including heavy, multiple-times per day smokers) had some history of possible COPD, but no cancer. In fact, there was some evidence that the marijuana-exclusive group had a reduced risk for cancer.

      Start citing your sources. You're just looking like an idiot.

    65. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by rakaur · · Score: 1

      We'll start citing sources as soon as you do.

    66. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > Marijuana is at CI because Marinol (a CIV medication) is far more medically effective as an anti-emetic and analgesic.

      And roman horse carts had the width that they did, because it is the same width that modern train tracks use. Makes sense right?

      Aside from that, makes sense but it is a bit like the old hemp thing. Before some French companies had used breeding to produce a low-thc strain, there was no need to define "hemp" as different. Then, while there is no legitimate hemp industry, and thus nobody cares, it was easy to push for international legislation setting a ridiculously low THC threshold for "hemp".

      Marijuna was CI long before there was a "Marinol".

      Marinol is not CI because a company with deep pockets and a patent on its production/use pushed for it to be scheduled separately. Any properties of the plant vs marinol are completely orthogonal to the real reasons.

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    67. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Aspirin is indeed cheap (one cent per pill), but cannibis is FREE. Anybody can grow it for zero dollars in their living room. Not so with aspirin, which takes an entry-level chemistry course.

      Pot is a hell of a lot easier to grow than corn or green beans, and they're REAL easy to grow.

      And as others have pointed out, the fact that aspirin is cheap is why the drug companies hate it. They hate ANY drug not covered by a patent they hold.

    68. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      until our government gets off their religious moral high horse

      Um, which religion are you referring to? The Christian bible makes no mention of hemp and has no harsh words against intoxication (and its main figure not only drank alcohol, but produced it miraculously). Muslims are against alcohol, but not cannibis. When I was in Thailand all the Bhudists I knew (and most Thais are Bhuddist) smoked that great weed they had there.

      So where does the "religious" component of this come in?

      Marijuana is illegal because (according to several books I read in the '70s which wikipedia disagrees with, taking a far more paranoid stance), Harry Anslinger wanted more money to fight heroin, so he made up a brand new drug "menace" to trot before Congress. Whichever source you look at, there were no preachers preaching about the evils of "muggles" (the street name for pot when Anslinger was pulling his shenanigans) in any of them.

    69. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Actually, Sativex doesn't have FDA approval"

      Go chat with their US Partner, Otsuka, about that. I already have. Phase II is finished and Phase III for cancer is already underway. It's just a couple of WEEKS away from official status.

      "You're changing your argument, first arguing in favor of purified extracts and now backing off,"

      You apparently can't read (or English is not your native language) so I'm just going to ignore this obvious troll.

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    70. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      And that ratio is absolutely impossible in most high-grade cannabis, with THC typically far outweighing other cannabinoids.

      I do genetics preservation and breeding testing for the Dutch with a special focus on cannabis.

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    71. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Rakaur, you need to calm down and take a deep breath. Sure you're passionate about the topic, but you need to stop insulting those who disagree with you and trying to insult me in every post. Ad hominem attacks only hurt your own case.

      Go call any local CVS Pharmacy in your area and ask the pharmacist what they'd recommend. You sound like a medical professional, so you should be well-aware that not all antiemetics have severe side effects as you claim. Meclizine (brand name Antivert) or Benadryl (diphenhydramine) for example are generally considered to be a safe drug and is sold OTC. The first-line antiemetics are Compazine and Zofran, as well as scopolamine, along with meclizine, promethazine, and hydroxyzine then you can go down the list to Reglan (Metoclopramide) and if those still aren't working then you move into the controlled medications like Marinol, and benzodiazepines like lorazepam.

      I'd give you sources in the medical literature, but I don't know if the links like UpToDate's will work for you if you do not have access to a medical library's subscriptions.

    72. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Well in that case, marijuana is not free either. You still have to provide fertilizer, water, pots for the plants, and even some grow farms use artificial light. If you want to sell it, the FDA is going to require you to run chemical purity and bioassay tests on the lot. All of that's going to cost more than one cent per pill.

      Again, read what I said earlier in this thread, drug companies do not "hate ANY drug not covered by a patent they hold." More than half the drugs in any pharmacy are generic and have patents that expired. Rather than repeat an old myth, show me proof where a drug company has openly stated its hatred.

    73. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Whoever told you this sounds overly optimistic or uninformed. Phase III trials are the longest phase in any study, especially in therapies for chronic conditions. The FDA usually requires at least 2 successful phase III trials before they certify a drug, and since this medication is slightly more controversial you know they're going to do that. While in most cases they can start marketing it while it's in the trial, I don't think the FDA is under any particular pressure to let this one out to market prematurely.

    74. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Throw a bag of seeds outside and they'll grow, no pots or fertilizer needed (although a little Miracle Grow makes them grow better). Rain waters it far better than city water; the plants must not like the chlorine. My "free" of course means you're growing your own for your own use, and it would cost to run a commercial operation. Like I said, a chemistry student could make his own aspirin cheaply, but he'd still have to buy the salicylic acid and acetic anhydride.

      As to the "myth", no drug company exec would any more admit it than a cigarette company official would admit that cigarettes cause cancer, but it's a logical conclusion. If I were a drug company exec I'd hate the drugs I actually had to compete with competetitors when manufacturing, rather than the drugs I had a monopoly on. The markup on patented drugs is HUGE; the patent on Paxil expired back when I was taking it and it went from a hundred dollars per bottle to four for the generic version. A drug company exec would be insane to be happy when his patent expired.

    75. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      ONE exec and one company would be unhappy, but the rest would be very happy that now they can legally manufacture it and compete. Novartis and Warrick and others can't wait to manufacture Pfizer's medications without having to pay any licensing fees to them.

    76. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The television show-- which included an industry researcher- did not use the vocabulary you are using.

      They distinguished between heavy THC and heavy cannabinoid mix. As did the amsterdam toke shop proprieter who had 24 different kinds of toke. She offered a particular one as being heavy THC and advised only taking a couple puffs and stopping. They indicated the THC caused the druggy high- and if you got to much you would feel badly.

      Meanwhile, the higher cannabinoid content tokes caused a funnier less spacy high. The researcher who was pumping pure cannabinoids into the reporter's bloodstream intraveneously referred to it as cannabinoids and the reporter was constantly giggling and couldn't keep a straight face even when she tried for more than a few seconds and her voiceover related that the cannabinoid high was very different and much more pleasant than the THC high.

      It was a BBC production- perhaps you can find it.

      I'm sure you are correct in some fashion.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    77. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by cusco · · Score: 1

      Everything of course is blocked by sheer unadulterated greed.

      You forgot the bankers. Money laundering is the most profitable sector of the entire banking industry, 10-15 percent charge for transactions that are largely automated. Over a TRILLION dollars was laundered through the US banking system just last year (we are still the world's larger money laundry), half of that from drugs. It's so profitable that when Clinton's Treasury Secretary retired he went to the Private Banking division of CitiCorp and organized the purchase of Banamex, aka 'the drug smuggler's bank of choice'.

      ($1,000,000,000,000 / 2) x 10% = $50,000,000,000

      They're not likely to let a revenue stream like that disappear just to have a rational drug policy.

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    78. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by goarilla · · Score: 1
      High grade cannabis ? 10 years ago that would've been ~8 % THC, some
      1:1 THC/CBD hybrids do exist that come close to this (cannatonic).
      Offcourse something that comes close to that with 16 % THC is impossible

      I do genetics preservation and breeding testing for the Dutch with a special focus on cannabis.

      Aah you made your hobby into a job ?
      BTW I am dutch (speaking).

    79. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      My hobby was made into a job, just kinda popped up one day.

      10 years ago, I was smoking great stuff, way more potent than that, in Middle America - Memphis, TN.

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    80. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by goarilla · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's only fairly recently that the american weed has gotten good quality wise.
      I've always smoked good stuff but i do think that +20 % THC is just too much.

    81. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      20% THC barely puts a dent in my inflammation or pain.

      Opiates are useless as I have reactions.

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    82. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by goarilla · · Score: 1

      So ? you smoke thc oil ?

    83. Re:What about cannabis inidica? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Oils, drop tinctures, etc.

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  4. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You girlfriend sucked my dick for an oxycontin and two vicodins.

  5. Somebody's going to combine this by Compaqt · · Score: 2

    with the Opera gestures.

    Hold your arm and move to the right for the next high.

    Boss coming? Minimize: down and then left.

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  6. Bad pun by master5o1 · · Score: 1

    DNA sequencing hit a new high last night ...

    I don't like it.

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    1. Re:Bad pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually laughed because you pointed it out (didn't even read the summary).

    2. Re:Bad pun by Z00L00K · · Score: 0

      And I would call that a new low - is there any way we can moderate down articles? People genetically altered to be potheads is incredibly stupid.

      If they did find a way to alter people to no longer be receptive to THC and other similar substances, and also completely allergic to nicotine then we would have something that could let us get rid of all smokers. Let it be distributed through a virus like the flu virus and we can be pretty sure to get rid of all potheads and smokers.

      Just continue and render other illegal drugs ineffective too and the world may be a better place.

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    3. Re:Bad pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowhere in the article does it mention modifying people. It is about understanding the effects fully and making better medicines so those that need it (MS patients) don't have to smoke it as a means of use. Or would you like to kill off people with MS, who had no choice in the matter, as well?

    4. Re:Bad pun by tirefire · · Score: 1

      If they did find a way to alter people to no longer be receptive to THC and other similar substances, and also completely allergic to nicotine then we would have something that could let us get rid of all smokers. Let it be distributed through a virus like the flu virus and we can be pretty sure to get rid of all potheads and smokers.

      I hate liberty, too! As long as we've got distribution methods for viruses set up, let's distribute another one that makes everyone's penises fall off. We can combine it with a program to store everyone's sperm in sperm banks. Then, if a couple wants to procreate, they can withdraw sperm and fertilize with artificial insemination.

      The lack of penises would really clamp down on vile, pleasure-seeking sex that no one has a right to practice (last I checked it wasn't in the bill of rights). And there would be fewer rapes, too! Anyone who opposes this idea is addicted to sex, a rapist, or probably both.

    5. Re:Bad pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You're a total self-righteous asshole.

      I have MS. Cannabis is one of the few medications that calms my jitters. But as you say, I'm just something to be rid the world of. You little fascist fuck.

    6. Re:Bad pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, raggae music sucks

    7. Re:Bad pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you give a read to David Brinn's story "The Giving Plague". He addresses exactly this idea - distribution of behavior by virus.

    8. Re:Bad pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, making someone immune to thc and similar compounds would likely have devastating effects on that person. Pot only works because our brains have receptors for similar compounds that help regulate sleep and appetite, among other things.

    9. Re:Bad pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't touch my alcohol!

    10. Re:Bad pun by shoehornjob · · Score: 2

      And I would call that a new low - is there any way we can moderate down articles? People genetically altered to be potheads is incredibly stupid.

      If they did find a way to alter people to no longer be receptive to THC and other similar substances, and also completely allergic to nicotine then we would have something that could let us get rid of all smokers. Let it be distributed through a virus like the flu virus and we can be pretty sure to get rid of all potheads and smokers.

      Just continue and render other illegal drugs ineffective too and the world may be a better place.

      Not everyone that smokes MJ want's to sit on the couch and play video games all day.

      --
      "We are just a war away from Amerikastan. When god vs god the undoing of man." Dave Mustaine
    11. Re:Bad pun by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      And I would call that a new low - is there any way we can moderate down articles? People genetically altered to be potheads is incredibly stupid

      Go to the firehose to moderate articles. And I apologize for (I think) starting that meme you hate.

      BTW, are you as much against art as you are intoxication? Much great art has come from mind altering substances.

  7. Now all we need is... by jonwil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now all we need is for someone to take an existing food plant that is legal to grow (and that couldn't be banned) like corn and add some weed genes so that when its consumed, it gives the effects of weed (i.e. make the corn contain the THC and things that the weed contains)

    No way for the cops to detect it short of chemical analysis and there is far too much corn grown in the US to make that possible.

    1. Re:Now all we need is... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

      Great way to mess up the food system there.

    2. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and all laws are consistently applied today...

    3. Re:Now all we need is... by dzr0001 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And then use the corn to make Cheetos and kill 2 birds.

    4. Re:Now all we need is... by MrQuacker · · Score: 1

      Too complex. They need to make algae that acts like weed. So you still get the same delivery methods, but growing it becomes a lot simpler. Go down to the pond, or use a 2L bottle in the windowsill. Not to mention that instead of a 50-80 day growing cycle you shorten it to under a week.

    5. Re:Now all we need is... by milkmage · · Score: 1

      HIGH fructose corn syrup
      (sorry)

    6. Re:Now all we need is... by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      Ok Blofeld, we'll get right on that...

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    7. Re:Now all we need is... by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      How about adding THC to actual, native weeds? Make it so everyone in the whole city has some hallucinogenic plant growing in their backyard, whether they want it or not.

      In any case, being impossible to adequately enforce hasn't stopped them from trying so far.

    8. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you under estimate the wastefulness and the stupidity of cops.

    9. Re:Now all we need is... by swinefc · · Score: 1

      Isn't this Kassa from Stargate?

      aka Evil Orville Redenbacher

      Get all the population jonesing for space corn.

    10. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now all we need is for someone to take an existing food plant that is legal to grow (and that couldn't be banned) like corn and add some weed genes so that when its consumed, it gives the effects of weed (i.e. make the corn contain the THC and things that the weed contains)

      No way for the cops to detect it short of chemical analysis and there is far too much corn grown in the US to make that possible.

      That would be a good use of GM crops instead of just making GM crops that are resistant to roundup.

    11. Re:Now all we need is... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Monsanto has you beat to the whole destroying the food system thing.

    12. Re:Now all we need is... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Or just tweak a flu virus to inject the gene into your body, so that you get the flu and are perpetually high ever after. Cut out the middle man.

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    13. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now all we need is for someone to take an existing food plant that is legal to grow (and that couldn't be banned) like corn and add some weed genes so that when its consumed, it gives the effects of weed (i.e. make the corn contain the THC and things that the weed contains)

      No way for the cops to detect it short of chemical analysis and there is far too much corn grown in the US to make that possible.

      That would be a good use of GM crops instead of just making GM crops that are resistant to roundup.

      resistant = laced with

      sorry had to make the correction

    14. Re:Now all we need is... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Weed is, if not native to the Americas, a very well naturalized visitor, and it is pretty weed-like. According to 2005 figures, well over 95% of the plants eradicated in US law enforcement operations were just wild growing weed weeds, rather than the cultivated stuff.

    15. Re:Now all we need is... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Pfft. I will not be satisfied until genetic engineers produce psychoactive, smokeable DEA agents!

    16. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a pipe dream! Are you still considering 1800's technology..

      "No way for the cops to detect it... LMFAO

    17. Re:Now all we need is... by Angry+Toad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dandelions. That way either - 1) They find some way of eradicating dandelions effectively, or 2) Hey, free pot dandelions everywhere. Either outcome would be acceptable.

    18. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, all that wild corn is majorly f*cked up now.

    19. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG fucking genius! THIS MUST BE DONE FUCKING ASAP!!! or not asap, but FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

    20. Re:Now all we need is... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those Bt crops needing less pesticides & containing less mycotoxins and those Ht crops needing less soil eroding & environment damaging tillage both giving higher yields are just sooooo terrible.

      But in seriousness, the issue of putting a biologically active compound in a genetically modified food crop could be done reasonably safely, to a point. It just depends on the crop. If you use something that is propagated sexually and is known for outcrossing, like corn, that would be a pretty bad idea (part of the reason why, despite being as pro-GMO as they come, I have some real reservations about the so-called pharma crops that involve getting pharmaceuticals from grains). However, if you used something like a potato or a tree fruit, where propagation is virtually without exception asexual (and IIRC potatoes tend to be inbreeders like the related tomato anyway), then your chances of crossing are slim at best. Of course, it then becomes an issue of making sure it doesn't get mixed in with the rest of the potatoes or fruits. Of course, even if you did do it, then they'd just ban anything producing the THC, and all your research effort would be for nothing. All in all, it would be a lot better to just repeal the asinine prohibition bullshit.

    21. Re:Now all we need is... by earls · · Score: 1

      "Back in my day, we had to smoke the weed then eat the Cheetos! IN THE SNOW!!"

    22. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly am intrigued by your plan, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      *insidious feedback loop detected!*
      "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"
      When 'in excess' is a good starting point. (I learned from example from Keith Richards, and Iggy Pop!-)

    23. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the assholes of the world will still require you to take a piss test before they hire you...

    24. Re:Now all we need is... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      The cops would be unable to detect the difference between regular corn and weed corn without analysis of the plants somehow (either by taking it to the lab or by using portable kit) because regular corn and weed corn would look the same to the naked eye.

      Means they cant simply fly in their helicoptors all over the place looking for plants like they do now.

    25. Re:Now all we need is... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      The point is, if the genetic engineering is done right, it becomes impossible to find the "bad" plants unless they go around to every producer in the nation and test samples (and for that matter test every imported shipment too)

      That or completly ban whatever crop has had the weed genes added to it

    26. Re:Now all we need is... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      How about adding THC to actual, native weeds?

      Weeds, hell. Add it to lawn grass, and make it aggressive, so it takes over the lawn in no time. :)

      "Leroy, what'choo doin' out there?"

      "Mowin' the lawn, ma!"

      "Agin????"

      "Needs mowin', ma. Really, really needs mowin. Could you make me a snack?"

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    27. Re:Now all we need is... by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Yeah and all laws are consistently applied today...

      That's the point. Once you contaminate every corn crop with this stuff, nobody will care anymore.

    28. Re:Now all we need is... by FiloEleven · · Score: 2

      And then use the corn to make Cheetos and kill 2 birds.

      With one stoner?

    29. Re:Now all we need is... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Quite the opposite - once it's figured out who's behind it the penalty will be hard. And I would hate to have permanent potheads around on the roads. There are enough stupid people on the roads these days, and we don't need them to be stoned stupid.

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    30. Re:Now all we need is... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those Bt crops needing less pesticides & containing less mycotoxins and those Ht crops needing less soil eroding & environment damaging tillage both giving higher yields are just sooooo terrible.

      Yes they are, because higher yield is a myth and the plants are killing insects indiscriminately (see honeybees). Also, familiarize yourself with terminator gene.

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    31. Re:Now all we need is... by fhic · · Score: 4, Informative

      People have been doing that for many years with the common hop vine (Humulus lupulus) which is also a member of the Cannabaceae family. Grafting hop vines onto a good Cannabis rootstock yields a scion with strobili that are visually indistinguishable from an ordinary hop flower. Unfortunately, the product is not very potent-- the best outcome is maybe 1.5-2% THC (and only trace amounts of other interesting compounds) which is terrible compared to the 10-20% THC that you can get from a well-managed C. sativa or C. indica flower. Also, the graft process is very finicky, the scion does not grow as well as an ungrafted vine, and your resulting plant is annual (like Cannabis) rather than perennial (like Humulus.) The hops you get are not terribly useful for beer-making, which is pretty much the only use for hops. (Some people like to make a sedative tea from hops, though I doubt that would be a good delivery method for the THC, since it's not water-soluble.) One other major "gotcha" is that the Cannabis plant matures much faster than hops, and the production density is hundreds of times better for Cannabis than Humulus.

      Interestingly, there is some published scientific literature (see Crombie) that claims this grafting process does not work. However, I wonder, because Crombie talks about the hops "leaves" even though the only useful part of the plant is the flower (or properly, the "strobile.") The research I mention above has not been published, though the "1.5-2% THC" value I quoted has been measured by GC-MS. And, of course, there are just tons of anecdotal evidence from amateur gardeners that support either opinion.

      I'll let someone else do the genetic research, but I think it may eventually be possible to engineer an algae that eats sunlight and poops THC. Wouldn't that be fun!

    32. Re:Now all we need is... by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Genetic engineering isn't the issue. The issue is that they do their test plots without any precautions against contaminating neighboring plants and it's been documented that the genes do end up in other fields and in some cases in weeds.

      As for repealing prohibition, it's never a good idea to repeal things like this because there's a hardcore group that doesn't give a damn what the consequences to their actions are. Sure, that's ultimately the path that's going to be taken, but it's really not conducive to democracy to have allow a bunch of self centered brats undermine the system by refusing to obey the law.

      This isn't like the boycotts and sit ins of the 50s and 60s for civil rights, this is because a bunch of babies doesn't feel like changing the law the right way.

    33. Re:Now all we need is... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

      I'd personally clone the relevant genes for cannabinoid production into intestinal bacteria and put them in an operon triggered by a readily available substance. Want a high? Eat some malt sugar...

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    34. Re:Now all we need is... by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Quite the opposite - once it's figured out who's behind it the penalty will be hard.

      That won't happen though if it saturates the food chain and the detectives are more interested in finding snacks to eat... :)

      And I would hate to have permanent potheads around on the roads. There are enough stupid people on the roads these days, and we don't need them to be stoned stupid.

      Yes that is one drawback. While driving stoned is hardly the danger that a 0.05% BAC brings, it's still a hazard i'd rather avoid. Stoned cops might be a problem too if they got a little careless with their guns.

    35. Re:Now all we need is... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes they are, because higher yield is a myth

      Wrong. Wrong. Wrong I could dig up more from my bookmarks, but it's late here and you get the point. You might be thinking of the study titled 'Failure to Yield' a study claiming that GMOs actually had lesser yield (although it was based on data showing an increase). Actually, yield gains in developed countries are relatively low, only like 3-5%. But that is because pesticides already pushed yields to the limit. If you replace pesticides with resistant GMOs, it isn't that much difference (but make no mistake there still is a difference). Where Bt GMOs really shine is in developing countries where they might not always have access to pesticides. There, the difference can be dramatic. And of course in the case of viral resistant GMOs or fungal resistant GMOs they can make the difference between an industry continuing to exist or disappearing (without GMOs there would be no Hawaiian papaya industry and I've read some very promising information about GMOs with anti-fungal proteins).

      the plants are killing insects indiscriminately (see honeybees)

      The cry proteins used in the Bt GMOs are actually very specific, much more so than the pesticides they replaced. Do you have any evidence (besides some anti-GMO nutter's rantings) that Bt plants are in any way responsible for CCD, which need I remind you occures even in countries where GM crops are banned?

      Also, familiarize yourself with terminator gene

      I've done genetic engineering before, so I'm already pretty familiar with that thanks. Terminator technology was developed to prevent unwanted gene transfer. You know, that thing the anti-GMO groups are always complaining about. ISo, a safeguard to prevent that would make them happy, right? Ha! These people are harder to please than anti-vaxxers. They just put a nasty spin on it and freaked out even more! In other words, damned if you do and damned if you don't.I know what you (the agricultural layman) must be thinking: how horrible to keep farmers from saving seed. But you miss something very important: no one really does that anyway (besides those growing heirloom crops, the smae people the terminator gene would protect). Back in the early 1900's pretty much every farmer realized that if you use hybrids, superior crops but whose seeds do not possess genetic uniformity (making them unsuitable for seed saving), you could get higher yields. The gain was so much that it justified the cost of buying new seed every year. So, ever since then, farmers bought their seed from seed companies. Almost a hundred years later, GMOs get the blame. Makes no sense, but that's the anti-GMO movement for you. As an aside, some people are working on GMOs with apomixis traits, meaning the seeds are basically clones and as such the hybrid vigor would be preserved thus eliminating the need for seed vendors. But anyway, the terminator trait, despite the ill will directed toward it, is more misunderstood than dangerous. Course you could say the same thing of every other GM crop.

    36. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1: Top half of the bag with THC, bottom half without.
      2: Repeat
      3: PROFIT!

    37. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (i.e. make the corn contain the THC and things that the weed contains)

      If they had any idea what and why the cocktail of substances in Weed do to cause it's varied effects, they'd already have them in a pill form.

      And where are you going to DO this research, without getting raided by the FBI? And don't give me that "sovereign nation" bullshit, we all know it means jack shit in our War On Drugs.

      No way for the cops to detect it short of chemical analysis and there is far too much corn grown in the US to make that possible.

      (dons his tinfoil hat)
      Ahhh, but that's just their plan, man. They'll use it as an excuse to require mandatory drug screenings for everything. Of course, you'll be a "victim" instead of a criminal, and be admitted into a psychiatric medical facility so that you can get properly hooked on Prescription Narcotics.

    38. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like this?

      http://www.jbc.org/content/279/38/39767.full

      Moths and tobacco for now, but anything is possible.

    39. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought about something similar years ago... Imagine a coffee plant whose beans contain THC. Best. Breakfasts. Ever.

    40. Re:Now all we need is... by twistah · · Score: 1

      You would likely need something you could smoke or vaporize, or at least easily cook into/dissolve in fat, because I don't *think* enough cannabinoids would be released for a person to feel the effects, otherwise.

    41. Re:Now all we need is... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sorry to pop your balloon, but they'll simply outlaw all corn with enough THC to get a high. Like they did with hemp. You can grow hemp all right, as long as it's a kind that is low on THC and can't be used to get high.

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    42. Re:Now all we need is... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Except that unless you test every one of the 1000s of fields of corn in the US and test them every season (or probably more often) as well as testing imports of corn and retailers selling corn products you cant tell the difference between the good corn and the normal corn.

      Also, although some states in the US now technically allow the production of hemp under license, its still illegal under federal drug laws.

    43. Re:Now all we need is... by qxcv · · Score: 1

      1) Genetically modify corn to produce THC
      2) Anti-GM campaigners find out about your GM corn
      3) Said campaigners burn a field full of samples in protest
      4) ???
      5) Profit!

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    44. Re:Now all we need is... by biodata · · Score: 1

      only in america...

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    45. Re:Now all we need is... by Khyber · · Score: 2

      Hi, I do horticultural research for a living.

      That higher yield doesn't man shit when an heirloom cultivar with a smaller fruit contains more nutrition than TWO larger GMO fruits combined.

      And it's been that way for 50 years and steadily declining.

      Sources:
      University of Texas news release, Dec. 1, 2004.

      Journal of the American College of Nutrition, Changes in USDA Food Composition Data for 43 Garden Crops, 1950 to 1999,Vol. 23, No. 6, 669-682 (2004).

      Mother Earth News, Industrial Farming is Giving us Less Nutritious Food, June/July 2009.

      HealthDay News Service, Vitamin D Good for Breast Cancer Patients, Oct. 9, 2009.

      U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Pyramid and nutrition content; Jane Higdon, Ph.D., LPI Research Associate Linus Pauling Institute Research Report, Oregon State University.

      Consumer Reports on Health, Preserve Your Nutrients, October 2009.

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    46. Re:Now all we need is... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You do realize it takes much longer than a week for any photobiological system to create cannabinoids, right?

      Also, you need UV light for THC production. Water likes to cut that out quite a bit.

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    47. Re:Now all we need is... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Problem with that is you establish a new base line.

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    48. Re:Now all we need is... by Khyber · · Score: 2

      Whomever rated this informative needs some extra information, here.

      First off - Australian Bastard Cannabis - a crossbreeding of hops and cannabis, is quite potent, actually, and doesn't look like cannabis due to the rounded leaves. Well, it doesn't look like it until it flowers, then you aren't mistaking the cannabis buds. And you've never had beer until you have had it made from ABC.

      THC is not ENTIRELY water soluble (saturation at 2% concentration in water) but is quite soluble in ethanol - why use hops if you aren't making a brew?

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    49. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You would create the fist THC overdose epidemic ever. The cycle would go 1) eat cheetos 2) get the munchies 3) goto 1

    50. Re:Now all we need is... by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Why even pick something asexual? It is still possible in those cases (but incredibly unlikely) that a bug could crawl into two un-opened flowers and cross-pollinate before the anthers touch the stigmae.

      I would chose something that is infertile instead, like garlic.

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    51. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such a terrible pun.
      I laughed so hard I almost pooped myself. :) Thanks!

    52. Re:Now all we need is... by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an old sliders ep where everyone was supposed to be high and anyone who wasn't high was arrested and forced to get high.

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    53. Re:Now all we need is... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Terminator technology was developed to prevent unwanted gene transfer. You know, that thing the anti-GMO groups are always complaining about. ISo, a safeguard to prevent that would make them happy, right?

      Yes! Especially, when unadulterated crops get cross-pollinated with the suicidal gene. Give me a break. The terminator technology only protects financial security of the patent holders.

      And yes. People DO save seeds. Er... I mean they DID, until they started getting sued.

      Monsanto funded your "scholarship," didn't they?

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    54. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not thinking big enough by far... Put it in something so widespread it's impossible to control.
      Take the thc gene... And stick it in plain ol grass. Lawn grass.

      They could NEVER get rid of it then. (or even find it all if they tried)
      Forget composting all those bags of lawn clippings... It's party time!

    55. Re:Now all we need is... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      That higher yield doesn't man shit when an heirloom cultivar with a smaller fruit contains more nutrition than TWO larger GMO fruits combined.

      Even worse. There is a strain of GM potato that is simply inedible. Even by the least fastidious animals.

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    56. Re:Now all we need is... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It would probably work the same way as it is with hemp (in those areas where it's allowed), they'd take samples and test them. Of course it's not 100%, but good enough to discourage the deliberate use of high THC plants, after all, besides a heavy fine, the loss of your license the crops get burned. I doubt any big farmer would risk that for the possible gains.

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    57. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make it so

    58. Re:Now all we need is... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Especially, when unadulterated crops get cross-pollinated with the suicidal gene.

      Yeah, that's kinda the point. When cross pollination occurs, if you don't want transgenes, you don't get them. And I like the notion that GMO crops are adulterated somehow.

      The terminator technology only protects financial security of the patent holders.

      Heterosis already does that pretty good. While it is true that that must be a nice little side effect for seed companies, and may indeed be their major reason for developing them (probably is, wouldn't surprise me, although I'd like to know why plant improvement scientists are supposed to work for free and those companies shouldn't protect their financial interests like every other for-profit enterprise on the planet)), it is absolutely false that is is the only thing it does.

      And yes. People DO save seeds. Er... I mean they DID, until they started getting sued.

      Some people do. I do. The majority of farmers don't. There's a difference between your home garden, a specialty grower, and the majority of growers. Even those that do grow stable non-hybrid seeds might even buy seed every year. Bagging blossoms and cleaning seed is a PITA.

      Monsanto funded your "scholarship," didn't they?

      Oop, you caught me. Yes, with their infinite monies the Great Monsanto-GMO Conspiracy (not to be confused with the Great Global Warming Conspiracy, the Great Vaccine Conspiracy, the Great Evolution Conspiracy, or every other crackpot notion) has paid off pretty much every botanist, geneticist, biochemist, molecular biologist, agriculturist, and just about everyone else in relevant fields.

    59. Re:Now all we need is... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      What does that have to do with GMOs? First, there's a difference between GMOs and hybrids. Your studies seem to be citing vegetable crops. How many vegetable crops are GMO? Just two: summer squash and sweet corn. Most are hybrids, and while it is true that the GMOs are also hybrids, their nutritional qualities are unrelated to the trasngene (except for some biofortified crops like Golden Rice and BioCasava which presently are not available).Second, that's exactly the reason we should have more GMOs. Breeders didn't intentionally try to decrease nutritional content, they did so as a by product of altering other things, like uniformity and shelf life (which as an aside demonstrates why those who say GE is inherently more dangerous and unpredictable are full of shit).. That higher nutrition doesn't mean shit when an heirloom cultivar with a shorter shelf life rots before someone eats it or if they just won't buy if for being funny looking (people have very small comfort zones when it comes to food. Try feeding someone who thinks all tomatoes are red and perfectly round an Ananas Noire .or Kellog's Breakfast tomato sometime). With genetic engineering, it would be possible to introduce genes for uniform growth & ripening and longer shelf life (or whatever else is needed) in heirloom vegetables, or use biofortification to increase the nutrient content of other crops.

      Aren't you that guy who claims to have done just about everything? Cause this is some pretty basic stuff, and if you knew anything about horticulture, you'd know these things already.

    60. Re:Now all we need is... by neverbeeninariot · · Score: 1

      Actually, what we need is for Cannabis to become legal. Legal to posses, legal to grow, legal to smoke.

      It is somewhat fucking ridiculous that as a 45yo man, I cannot grow a plant and smoke it in my own home without fear of arrest and a criminal record, for which I most certainly would lose my job.

      Where is the victim ? What exactly is the crime ?

      And don't get me started on employee random drug tests...wtf...

      Meh...

    61. Re:Now all we need is... by domatic · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of putting the genes in lawn grass. It would give a whole new meaning to "smoking grass". And like putting it in corn could pretty much put paid to the prohibition on it.

      But I think you're likely wrong about the difficulty of detection. A complement given to a good batch of weed is that it is "stinky".

    62. Re:Now all we need is... by Jmc23 · · Score: 0

      I guess the comment moderations and comments in general on this article are an indicator of the sad state that slashdot is in. High moderation for pro-stoner comments as well as gov't brainwashed 'pot is bad and evil' comments, with little discussion of medical uses and factual information.

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    63. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody called this informative? It is actually nonsense rambling of a stoned person completely making up crap. There is no reason to believe that the switch of rootstock would change the composition of a surface exudate of the leaf and flowers other than magical thinking. GC results? I wouldn't trust anyone that would buy into this garbage to successfully operate a beer can much less a CG.

    64. Re:Now all we need is... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Well, that would be all well and good if the terminatoe gene actually worked eh? There's a reason why organic farmers in canada and farmers in mexico are complaining and being sued, because the terminator just doesn't work reliably.

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    65. Re:Now all we need is... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Well the victims and the crimes are mainly in mexico as the poor people fight against each other to supply the voracious drug appetites of US'ians.

      Then again most of that would vanish over night if it was made legal.

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    66. Re:Now all we need is... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      You do realize the terminator gene isn't actually in use, right? And that organic farmers aren't sued unless they intentionally knowingly save the seed and select for the trait...organic farmers are not sued for simply cross pollenation. The opposite however is not true.

    67. Re:Now all we need is... by Khyber · · Score: 2

      "How many vegetable crops are GMO?"

      In the world? More than you just listed, by far. Rices, Potatoes, Fruit cultivars, and much, much more.

      Easiest way is to check every crop protected under the plant patent act. Thousands of listed crop species there with GMO modification.

      And in reality, plenty of heirloom cultivars last AS LONG as their GMO counterparts in shelf-life. It's breeding for mechanical picking that begins the real fuckups.

      I know these things already, and I also know that half of what you've said is pretty wrong.

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    68. Re:Now all we need is... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      ah, my bad if it's not in use. All the complaints i can see are about cross-pollination and the organic farmers have a right to sue because of contamination of their product.

      Now while the terminator currently isn't being marketed i believe my confusion was due to the fact that in field trials the terminator didn't always terminate and/or spread to other plants.

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    69. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill Two Birds with one Stoner! Hahahaha
      If only Cheech & Chong said that!
      "Hey man, watch as dude Kills two birds with one stoner."
      Wow that's far out man.

      Or even the 70's show....
      Kill one bird with five or six stoners

    70. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the saying is get two birds stoned at once.

    71. Re:Now all we need is... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      In the world? More than you just listed, by far. Rices, Potatoes, Fruit cultivars, and much, much more.

      No, in commercial production. Yeah, at some universities around the world you can find GMO just about anything, but right the only fruit approved the rainbow papaya and the only vegetables approved are corn, summer squash, and I guess soy is a vegetable (I forgot that one...I don't eat edamame much so I forget that you can eat it as a vege), the discontinued Flavr Savr tomato, the discontinued New Leaf potato, and the Amflora potato in Europe (although it is for industrial starch production not human consumption). Rice is a grain, not a vegetable, and the only approved rice strains are IIRC bt rice in China and Iran (developed in those countries I might add). Obviously, everything is genetically modified in that everything's genes have been modified from their original forms by man, but that's all on the market that uses biotech improvements at the moment.

      And in reality, plenty of heirloom cultivars last AS LONG as their GMO counterparts in shelf-life.

      I wish someone would tell that to the Ananas Noire, Carbon, and White Tomesol tomatoes that I've got turning to mush. Although I'll give you that I shouldn't have painted heirlooms with such a wide brush...the term 'heirloom' describes hundreds of varieties with many different traits.

      It's breeding for mechanical picking that begins the real fuckups.

      Given the rising cost of labor and people disliking the exploitation of migrant workers, unless you really like eating nothing but a grains and a handful of other crops, mechanical picking is the future by necessity. Those were bred for a reason. However, uniform ripening traits and delayed ripening traits in GM plants are designed to keep quality while allowing mechanical harvesting, and they should also help out in the developing world where spoilage is a HUGE problem.

    72. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as a robber barron. Finaciers and venture capitalists do not secretly wake up to wet dreams where they cornered their precious market, establishing a monopoly. Warlords do not use guns and propaganda and death squads and rape as tactics for maintaining supremacy. No geneticist will ever manipulate the genome of staple crops in the interest of their own wealth and power.

      The more ardently you argue, the more obvious it is how badly you want it.

    73. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh awesome! So your solution to "the rising cost of labor" and "the exploitation of migrant workers" is causing famine and starvation by contaminating the food supply. Just fucking brilliant.

      If you live to be one hundred years old, that is still not old enough for there to be a guarantee that you would personally experience the penalties for fucking up the food supply. It may take generations for the flaws in your grandiose OMG-SO-FOOL-PROOF-IT-CAN'T-POSSIBLY-FAIL schemes.

      Consider that in 300 years there is some catastrophe and another dark age is imposed, and humanity loses the opportunities to experience the training, education needed to master the techniques for carefully maintaining GMOs. Within a generation 99% of humanity is reduced to having less than high school education. They are not aware of the fine tuned perfection of your amazing wonder crop, and they breed it indiscriminantly. Withing another generation it becomes an invasive species. In yet another famine eliminate human beings from the earth.

      Impossible? Look at Afghanistan, a nation brimming with the impoverished orphaned by war. Look at potato monoculture and the Irish Potato Famine. When shit like this goes wrong it takes years to coalesce, but fails on a grand scale.

      Why shouldn't I jump for joy and buy into your bullshit, and safeguard the sanctity of your ego and your career, when all I'd be trading it for is eons of natural evolution and the safety of large swaths of humanity.

      Go drink another cup of coffee so you can shock yourself with more of your own insights.

    74. Re:Now all we need is... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Adam Smith has a rebuttal to that all the way back from 1776: "It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest." Monsanto is a company acting to make a profit, not a charity. So what? Plant geneticists are supposed to work for free now? There's nothing wrong (inherently anyway, which is not to say abuse cannot occur) with seeking a return on your R&D investment, whether it is in crop science or any other field. You could certainty make the argument that there should be more publicly funded options but it does not follow that private ones should not be an option. The comparisons you make are over the top.

    75. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is that possible? THC is produced by cells on the leaves, and in the highest concentration on the flower covers, of the cannabis plant. You could graft anything you want and it's not going to produce THC.

    76. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You charlatan!

      THC is produced locally on the calyxes. Cannabis roots with hops grafted on them will just get you hops. Cannabis tops grafted to hops roots will get you some drugs, but there would be no point. It would just be growing weed in a needlessly difficult manner.

    77. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, why not just cite The Ant and The Grasshopper from Aesop's Fables, or count yourself as The Little Red Hen who toiled so thanklessly at baking her delicious bread. Please! Please, let me have some!

      Self Interest and the incentive of a hard earned reward are powerful motivators indeed, but the point is that there are human factors at work in these systems, and indeed the scale of the ramifications that could be wrought by an error could turn out to be very unforgiving, if not utterly unforgivable. There is only one plenet earth within our reach at the moment, and that makes it pretty much priceless.

      Food is a complex political issue. And to be sure, the more humans we feed, the more humans there will be to tax an already stressed environment. What to do?

      Experiments at their core are a gamble demanding waste as a hedge against failure. And to experiment like this with what are essentially opportunistic organism pretty much puts anything the wind touches at risk. That would not mean just fewer humans inhabit the earth. It could mean no humans at all, ever again. Far beyond any ideas of population control.

      You really can't promise me that a man-made product couldn't become an invasive pestilence, setting of an unstoppable non-linear chain reaction that touches off a genetic arms race in the plant kingdom starving us all.

      Throw more cliches at me: "Nothing ventured, nothing gained... No risk, no reward... blah blah blah"

      Touch upon Gregor Mendell. Call me a some kind of unreasonable zealot, demanding that you acknowledge the world is a flat plain at the center of the universe. Sure, that fits.

      Who anticipated The Cold War, once the cat was out of the bag when the atomic bomb ended WWII? Answer me that? Certainly the well-informed scientists knew all too well what would come next, and we're still living with it.

      At the core of your idea are patents, stock options and vendor lock-in. Genetic Rights Management. Enforcement of contracts.

      Carl Von Clausewitz bluntly stated that "War is the continuation of policy by other means." How far would you take your policy? How utterly important would it be to ensure your finely tuned organism was operated only in accordance with prescribed procedures. If you believe for a second that mere food cannot touch off a war, you had better get your head out of your ass.

      Why should we tolerate your experimentation with the food supply, merely so that you may line your wallet? So you can beget trust fund kids, so that you can play golf, or snort coke and fuck whores? Yes, let's reward more privatized innovation on a grand scale. You know, just like Enron. Let's hide behind more cliches, like Freedom's Not Free. Why do you hate Freedom? I'm a patriot, what are you? Some kind of Commie, or IslamoFascist?

      Your ilk would prove to be no better than Stalin and his ideas for how to coerce Ukraine.

      Absurd! Monstrous! Inconceivable!

      Ever heard of "Plumpy'nut"?

      Nutriset holds US 6346284 (published in 2002) for the production of nut-based, nutritional foods as pastes, which they have defended to prevent non-licensees in developed countries from producing any similar products.

      Why should humanity (yes, I'm invoking Humanity) tolerate the idea of experimenting with an already highly politicized food supply any further, when businesses are demanding that starving nation not mitigate hunger with a mixture that is similar to their recipie? This is a mixture, mind you, not even an engineered organism.

      Over the top, indeed.

    78. Re:Now all we need is... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Especially, when unadulterated crops get cross-pollinated with the suicidal gene.

      Yeah, that's kinda the point. When cross pollination occurs, if you don't want transgenes, you don't get them. And I like the notion that GMO crops are adulterated somehow.

      No. It's a botched job, because in fact, you DO get this killer gene. A job properly done would prevent cross pollination (that is, it would be impossible for the faulty pollen to fertilize normal plant). On a related note, it is not absolutely certain that the whole genotype will be transfered or expressed. Once in the wild, you've simply lost control.

      And, since you consider "adulterated" not specific enough, I assure you it is actually accurate and was used purposefully, look up the definition.

      The terminator technology only protects financial security of the patent holders.

      [babble] it is absolutely false that is is the only thing it does.

      Really?

      And yes. People DO save seeds. Er... I mean they DID, until they started getting sued.

      The majority of farmers don't.

      Actually that depends on the region.

      Monsanto funded your "scholarship," didn't they?

      [snip lame attempt at sarcasm] has paid off pretty much every botanist, geneticist, biochemist, molecular biologist, agriculturist, and just about everyone else in relevant fields.

      Yes, they could very well afford that. But they could limit themselves to financing apologists and "studies," like e.g. "cow milk is good for your health." FYI, Polish Academy of Sciences has issued a public appeal against adoption of GMO.

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    79. Re:Now all we need is... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      The cry proteins used in the Bt GMOs are actually very specific

      You may assume that, but that's just an assumption.

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    80. Re:Now all we need is... by goarilla · · Score: 1

      Can't they just inspect the plant for tricombs (the thc and to a small extent cbd producing glands ) ?

    81. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no victim or crime that I can see if, as the parent suggests, he grow his own...

    82. Re:Now all we need is... by jayme0227 · · Score: 1

      Or 3) whatever it is that eats dandelions starts getting messed up every time they eat, becoming basically useless outside of philosophical debates, and disrupting the whole food chain.

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    83. Re:Now all we need is... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "No, in commercial production."

      Again, the majority of those listed under the plant patent act.

      "mechanical picking is the future by necessity."

      Not even close with my crop production systems. One person can run the entire operation, with an extra helping hand for harvest. One acre of tomatoes in a 12.5x12.5m building, 75% less water usage, 40% less nutrient usage, about 40% less in artificial lighting power requirements. You may study these things, but you haven't put them into practice.

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    84. Re:Now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can already do this if you graft cannabis rootstock onto hops plants you get hops flowers with psychoactive effects.

  8. Undesirable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, because what humanity really needs right now is the ability for the next generation to get high, whenever they want, from birth. It'd be like masturbation, but only this time it would actually affect brain development and social ability. In any case, I didn't see anything in the primary article relating to a connection between some sort of kinesthetic macro-action and THC release, so I don't see why it's included in the summary. Yay for decriminalization, but at least with smoking it there's some sort of limitation relating to resource production and regularity of use.

    1. Re:Undesirable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because what humanity really needs right now is the ability for the next generation to get high, whenever they want, from birth. It'd be like masturbation....

      I was circumcised at birth you insensitive clod.

    2. Re:Undesirable. by gearloos · · Score: 1

      But Dude! think of all the cheesy poofs they'll sell!

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    3. Re:Undesirable. by earls · · Score: 1

      Good thing, otherwise your social ability would be affected.

    4. Re:Undesirable. by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry, currently the majority of the people who could afford to have their children gene-spliced to produce THC are also those least likely to do so.

  9. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think someone forgot to post anonymously. :p

  10. Hey man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Dave there?

    1. Re:Hey man, by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      You were stoned when you heard it, so it's not your fault.

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    2. Re:Hey man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dave's not here, man...

    3. Re:Hey man, by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      ...Dave?

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  11. Re:why is this on here? by anchovy_chekov · · Score: 1

    Umm.. science?

  12. Re:why is this on here? by wadeal · · Score: 2

    Because luckily Slashdot isn't written for you.

    Personally I think it's pretty cool the potential to create natural THC in other plants or even in our own cells. It goes from being something you have to smoke which has an association with cancer in peoples minds to something scientists can show they understand and can deliver to those in need of therapeutic THC in a form a little more friendly.

  13. Re:why is this on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not reading "high times", I'd rather not see this sort of junk.

    I'm sorry, did this story get caught on your hang-ups?

  14. Don't tell me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    what I can and cannot put in my body.

    It's not your fucking business, or anybody else's.

    Take the goddamn safety labels off of everything, for fucks sake.

    1. Re:Don't tell me by bky1701 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      what I can and cannot put in my body.

      It's not your fucking business, or anybody else's.

      Take the goddamn safety labels off of everything, for fucks sake.

      I'm not sure how these arguments are related, but I like my "High Voltage" and "Corrosive" labels, thank you very much. Some warnings exist for a reason.

      The issue with drugs is that, when legalized in large quantities, they tend to lead to the same situation that happened with opium. That is not good for society as a whole. Alcohol is bad enough, but putting hallucinogens and other drug chemicals into plants that do not naturally have them is a bad thing. At best it makes drugs far too easily availabe, at worst it brings the country to its knees.

      Drugs are a complicated issue, as I would like to think that freedom to choose is always best, but the simple fact is that a vast majority of people will abuse the privilege. People still smoke and even choose to start smoking, despite the warnings, despite the taxes, despite all common sense to the contrary.

      I have seen the damage that even "weak" drugs can do when they become the center of someone's life. We need to end all the "War on X"s, but blanket legalization is not a good thing. Maybe pot should be legal, but with crack and heroin, that is never going to happen. There needs to be some balance, and as it stands, we're far too much towards the prohibition side. The administrative costs (police, court, prison, appeals, legislation, investigation...), the infringements upon civil rights, and the seriously questionable gain is just too much. However, THC-laced vegetables is far too much towards the stoned-out society side.

      Like I said, it's not a simple issue, and trying to make it into one by running around saying "your fucking business" isn't going to convince anyone. That's the kind of attitude that causes pot to be so stigmatized in US politics. Learn civility, it's the only way you'll ever get what you want in life.

    2. Re:Don't tell me by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      I've occasionally wondered if legalising personal use but criminalising commercial use would be more effective (in terms of net benefit to society) than anything else. You want to make your own, share it with friends? Fine. You bought person? Only person at risk from the cops is the dealer. You want to make money off it? Felony crime, hard labor, etc.

      Any country tried that? Did it work?

    3. Re:Don't tell me by Nasajin · · Score: 1
      Aside from the fact that OP seems to support decriminalization, by saying:

      what I can and cannot put in my body. It's not your fucking business, or anybody else's.

      what you're forgetting is that whoever this erroneous concept would apply to wouldn't have a choice in having it in their body, because their genome would be modified before their birth.

    4. Re:Don't tell me by Nasajin · · Score: 2

      I think that process is unofficially in practice (at least where I'm from) due to the fact that the amount of paperwork that the police have to go through when dealing with a charge, they're not about to bust a person smoking weed in their own home, or with a small amount of weed on their person, but if they suspect that they've found a dealer then its more worth their while.

    5. Re:Don't tell me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Quotes:
      "At best it makes drugs far too easily availabe, at worst it brings the country to its knees. "
      "but the simple fact is that a vast majority of people will abuse the privilege"
      "but blanket legalization is not a good thing."
      etc etc

      There are plenty of countries that DO have blanket legalization of pot, and far from falling to their knees they are doing much much better than the USA is as far as quality of life goes.

      You did accidentally stumble on why the USA will never blanket legalize however:

      "The administrative costs (police, court, prison, appeals, legislation, investigation...), the infringements upon civil rights, and the seriously questionable gain is just too much."

      The monetary fines, confiscated cars homes and other personal belongings, and the money earned from slave labor within our prison system, are all HUGE gains for the government that only exist from keeping pot illegal.
      Not to mention the billions per year spent on police, prisons, DEA,and all the other jobs created due to the legalization of pot.
      Most of these needless jobs wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for this crime. Namely the DEA would be way scaled back to next to nothing, the police forces would also be scaled back since currently about 20% of all police officers are working only on pot related cases (Sorry, no citation for that number at the moment)
      Prisons, and to a lesser extent jails, could be scaled back heavily too, since about 1/3rd of everyone in prison is there due to a pot related crime.

      If you are really interested in a cost/benefit analysis regarding pot being legal/illegal, check out: http://oi52.tinypic.com/2wrg709.jpg

      Banning pot is so painfully obvious it is not for the safety or betterment of mankind, but only the profits our government makes off of it without regard to the lives destroyed while doing so.

      The math works out even better to our governments profit margins of they would instead tax the stuff, instead of settle for what they can steal from people in possession of pot at the time they are caught.
      But this would displace so many needless jobs that shouldn't exist, and would take away more of the 'revenge' factor prisons currently have instead of being used for rehabilitation, that this would simply never be allowed today as it disrupts the status-quo too much. Cops and lawmakers are on such an entitlement high right now, that it would never fly to knock them back down to where they belong, as servants to the public.

      While I agree that the actual physically addictive drugs like crack/coke and heroin/opium would be a bad thing to blanket legalize, the same argument simply does not hold water when it comes to non-physically addictive substances like pot.

    6. Re:Don't tell me by Oakey · · Score: 2

      Portugal. It has been quite successful

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    7. Re:Don't tell me by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of countries that DO have blanket legalization of pot, and far from falling to their knees they are doing much much better than the USA is as far as quality of life goes.

      Really now. The only one I can think of to legalize it in any meaningful way is the Netherlands, and that is far from blanket legalization. It is still much more restricted than alcohol is in Pennsylvania...

      You might also notice that I said legalization of pot might actually be the course of action. It probably should have the same restrictions as alcohol and tobacco, combined, as its side effects are roughly similar. Yes, smoking pot causes cancer.

      Banning pot is so painfully obvious it is not for the safety or betterment of mankind, but only the profits our government makes off of it without regard to the lives destroyed while doing so.

      Your argument(s) are inconsistent. You just argued that the gains from enforcing prohibition are the reason pot is still illegal, then go on to talk about the costs of it and the possible tax revenue, then back to it somehow making money as it stands. Which is the argument you want to make? Either they're making money now and that is keeping it illegal, OR we're losing money on it and it is illegal for some other reason. Those arguments are mutually exclusive.

      I do not believe, if you really did a calculation, that the government makes any money on the current system. Specific parts might gain while others lose (the FBI/Federal Government is definitely losing, and local police are gaining), but we're operating at a huge net loss.

      The reason for the prohibition is definitely for the betterment of society. If it actually is doing that is an entirely different matter, and I do not think that in this case, as it stands, it is. However, that is not the sentiment shared by many. The vast majority of people hear pot, and think of stoners, and say "I don't want my kid to be that way." If you want pot to be legal, you need to change the image.

      Complaining will go nowhere as long as the stereotype remains generally true. A great example of that I saw just this week. Of the 'causes' submitted to Stephen Colbert's superpac, marijuana was the top... among those who made no donations. Among the people who donated, it was barely a statistical anomaly. You have to be willing to stand by what you say if you want anything to happen.

  15. Re:why is this on here? by Nyder · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not reading "high times", I'd rather not see this sort of junk.

    Then grow some thick skin and ignore it.

    While you might think the world evolves around you, it doesn't. In fact, most of us don't even care what you think.

    Sorry, did that hurt?

    Seriously though, i don't give a fuck that you don't care about this. It's science and it's news.

    Oh, and oddly enough, a lot of people smoke weed and don't see any problems with it. I know that hurts ya, but deal with it.

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  16. Or even better by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Add it to yeast. Houblon or Sugar + Yeats = Mari jeanne. And you don't need a field.

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  17. War on Genes by subreality · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, I foresee a new kind of prohibition. How long before the US Congress legislates to make a gene illegal?

    1. Re:War on Genes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it very much. Let's say you take this and isolate the gene(s) that produce THC. So what now? Put it in bacteria to make it. Then what? Then you have to devise a purification method. It is beyond the means of all but the craziest Mexican cartels. So you can put it into another type of plant. Good luck, that will take years of cultivation, a PhD, and lots of molecular biology equipment. Then you have to get your yields up (upregulate, find a strong promoter, etc). And even then, you will find that THC by itself is a lousy high. It's the other canniboids in the pot that disrupt with the existing balance of canniboids in your brain that makes it a fun high and not a "well, here I am, hungry, paranoid, slightly light headed, and numb to some forms of pain" kind of high. You can get THC in a pill form. It is not used/abused for recreational purposes for this very reason. Fact is, that the cheapest and easiest way to get the desired effects are to just grow the damn plant and smoke it. It will always be cheaper to just cultivate it. You shouldn't listen to stoners, they are a paranoid lot.

    2. Re:War on Genes by subreality · · Score: 1

      Your analysis is perfectly realistic. Unfortunately, my cynicism is about congress, which is more than happy to legislate fixes to completely made-up problems. See the absurd debate about "human-animal hybrids" for a related example.

  18. What about cannabis synthetica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    once cannabis can be re-engineered for maximum potency, it can become the new self-perpetuating crack

    1. Re:What about cannabis synthetica? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Once you can get it to the addictiveness of crack, or at least a fraction thereof, you might have a case. 'til then, sorry, won't work.

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    2. Re:What about cannabis synthetica? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      There are many people who keep repeating that pot is addictive (like the obviously ignorant GP). Pot's not even as addictive as orange juice*, good luck engineering it to be as addictive as crack.

      *even though IMO good hydro tastes better

    3. Re:What about cannabis synthetica? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ah, another addict to dihydrogenmonoxide? Devil's own liquid if you ask me, be careful with your intake!

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    4. Re:What about cannabis synthetica? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I like dihydrogenmonoxide so much sometimes I swim in the stuff. Every morning I soak myself in it. Ah, good old dihydrogenmonoxide. The bad part of the addiction is that withdrawal is always fatal.

    5. Re:What about cannabis synthetica? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I tried substituting with alcohol.

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  19. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2

    Smoke from any burning organic matter is a carcinogen.

    The thing is that people inhale less marijuana smoke than they do tobacco smoke so there's no definite link between the amount of smoke that even heavy potheads inhale and cancer.

    LK

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  20. Re:why is this on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mind the story; it's interesting, and THC can have some beneficial medicinal properties.

    Now, some of the comments are irritating and juvenile... kind of like high-schoolers talking about beer. Those can be ignored, though.

  21. Does this mean Kona Gold and Maui Wowee is bk? by gearloos · · Score: 1

    Does this mean Kona Gold and Maui Wowee is bk? Cool Bro, sign me up!

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  22. Re:why is this on here? by gearloos · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I didn't notice I was reading slashdot , Thorgod edition. dam where was I....

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  23. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol yup.. but it could have been a great blowjob? just saying...

  24. The "legend" of Nanofsky's trippy oranges by Gopal.V · · Score: 2
    This is stuff of urban legends - Nanofsky's trippy oranges.

    It's not true, of course - but even if it were, they'd just ban all oranges, like they did to hemp cloth.

    1. Re:The "legend" of Nanofsky's trippy oranges by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Hemp cloth isn't banned nor has it ever been banned. I know this because I can go to the local mall and buy items that are made with hemp without having to use code words and the package itself says that it's made from hemp.

      Now, if you're talking about cultivation, that's a completely different matter. Either way, you shouldn't be spreading that sort of misinformation.

    2. Re:The "legend" of Nanofsky's trippy oranges by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who purchased a pair of Hemp pants.
      Awful color and slacks, nothing like Denim. He likes them.

      http://www.hemptraders.com/ it's not like you can get high off of them,
      and I imagine they're close to smoking straw, or cloth.

      Note: I use a HOSTS file, I don't know what's on the sides of that page (link), if anything.

    3. Re:The "legend" of Nanofsky's trippy oranges by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Importation of hemp products into the USA was a problem in the past. Canadian producers were having problems with it because of the general ignorance in the US.

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    4. Re:The "legend" of Nanofsky's trippy oranges by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      More like smoking linen. A large part of linen exports from china were not made from flax plants but from hemp.

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    5. Re:The "legend" of Nanofsky's trippy oranges by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      This is stuff of urban legends - Nanofsky's trippy oranges.

      It's not true, of course - but even if it were, they'd just ban all oranges, like they did to hemp cloth.

      hemp cloth is banned? In the US? I've been a criminal for something like forty years, then, since I bought a pair of hemp sandals and a hemp tee shirt from an ad in the back of an issue of Mother Earth News in 1972. Seriously -- I've been buying hemp products (clothes and paper, mostly) since the early seventies. It was mail order at first, but I live in a large enough metropolitan area now that I can go to any of our four malls and readily find hemp products.

  25. Just to check by John+Allsup · · Score: 1
    that they have verified that

    1.) They are certain that heredity is solely controlled by genes.
    2.) They are certain that DNA is the sole mechanism for passing on genes.
    3.) That looking at DNA sequences is a productive method of finding causes of things.

    Personally I believe that they are uncertain in (1), uncertain in (2) and that (3) is not true. DNA is a waste of time with regards to 99.99999% of human behaviour.

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    1. Re:Just to check by WorBlux · · Score: 2

      1. Genes are by definition the unit of inheritance. 2. No, RNA can be used as well. Really F'd up stuff at that. Some plants can restore copies of genes from their grandparents but were not in thier parents. Copies are kept in cytoplasmic RNA and can be triggered by environmental conditions, or even just randomly turn back on. 3. Depends on what you're looking for. It can be quite usefull if your looking for a biological explanation.

    2. Re:Just to check by jamesh · · Score: 5, Informative

      that they have verified that

      1.) They are certain that heredity is solely controlled by genes.
      2.) They are certain that DNA is the sole mechanism for passing on genes.
      3.) That looking at DNA sequences is a productive method of finding causes of things.

      Personally I believe that they are uncertain in (1), uncertain in (2) and that (3) is not true. DNA is a waste of time with regards to 99.99999% of human behaviour.

      WTF have you been smoking? Even if 1 and 2 are not completely true, there is enough about us programmed into our genes that it's still a useful thing to know. Human behaviour is part nature part nurture, not exclusively one or the other, and I bet the nature part is more than the 0.00001% figure you cite. Understanding the nature part can help us understand the nurture part better, so it's not a waste of time.

    3. Re:Just to check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.) They are certain that heredity is solely controlled by genes.

      No one thinks that except high school students who have just been introduced to DNA.

      2.) They are certain that DNA is the sole mechanism for passing on genes.

      By definition: "A gene is a molecular unit of heredity in a living organism. It is a name given to some stretches of DNA and RNA that code for a type of protein or for an RNA chain that has a function in the organism. "

      3.) That looking at DNA sequences is a productive method of finding causes of things.

      Yep, it is. It's part of the whole. A big part. You want to figure out how a car works while completely ignoring the engine, simply because the engine isn't "the whole car"? That's gibberish.

    4. Re:Just to check by caspy7 · · Score: 1

      WTF have you been smoking?

      Of all the threads on slashdot, this question is most relevant here.

    5. Re:Just to check by khallow · · Score: 1

      Personally I believe that they are uncertain in (1), uncertain in (2) and that (3) is not true. DNA is a waste of time with regards to 99.99999% of human behaviour.

      So what? Your beliefs can change. Reality on the other hand does not. For example, one can determine whether or not a sample of DNA came from a human or another animal. That, by itself, is enough to determine whether or not the animal in question exhibits human behaviors which is contrary to your final claim.

    6. Re:Just to check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything is a waste of time.
      see...

    7. Re:Just to check by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      WTF have you been smoking? Even if 1 and 2 are not completely true, there is enough about us programmed into our genes that it's still a useful thing to know. Human behaviour is part nature part nurture, not exclusively one or the other, and I bet the nature part is more than the 0.00001% figure you cite. Understanding the nature part can help us understand the nurture part better, so it's not a waste of time.

      Clearly, the original poster was exaggerating, but I think that you are underestimating the effect of learned behaviour (i.e. culture), epigenetics, and other environmental factors. Even if you fall 100% into the nature camp, DNA doesn't explain everything, and may in fact explain far less than Watson and Crick might have hoped.

    8. Re:Just to check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, this is so dumb I can barely bring myself to argue the toss. Read some books!

    9. Re:Just to check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to chime in with a 'hear, hear'. The grandparent is uninformed.

      Variation in complex behaviors like 'boldness' and 'shyness' have been identified (or selected) in a number of experimental animal systems. Comparative gene expression profiling has shown that there are large suites of genes implicated these individual differences. Even more interesting, these gene expression differences are conserved between vastly different species, like zebra fish and rats.

  26. Obligatory, it seems... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    I just can't help myself.
    Ontopic (sort of), and funny, IMHO.

    Real, or not, still funny.

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  27. I wonder if this will catch on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4:20 was four and a half hours ago, man. it's almost 8:21...roll another one!

  28. Mmmmm, corn by cultiv8 · · Score: 1

    French fries would be better.

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  29. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by WorBlux · · Score: 1

    However cannaboids themselves are implicating as reducing cancer risks, while nicotine is implicated in the sort of genetic damage that can lead to cancer. It also greatly compound the damage Radon or asbestos can do.

  30. Re:why is this on here? by artor3 · · Score: 2

    Oh, I'm sorry, did you think I give a fuck that you don't give a fuck? Why don't you just grow a thick skin and ignore comments you don't like.

    While you might think the world evolves around you, it doesn't. In fact, most of us don't even care what you think.

    Sorry, did that hurt?

    Seriously though, i don't give a fuck that you don't care about him not caring. This isn't on Slashdot because it's science (there's a lot more that goes unreported). It's here because hurr, I could get high by scratching my nose! Of course there's no science supporting that lead-in statement, but hey, pot!

    Oh, and oddly enough, a lot of people disagree with you and don't see your point of view. I know that hurts ya, but deal with it.

    PS: the difference between me and you is that instead of getting all sanctimonious and pretending to actually wound someone with my words, I'm just engaging in outright mockery. One is a sign that you actually do care, the other is a good way to show someone you don't.

  31. Bitcoin Pyramid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty damn anonymous too...

    http://bitcoinpyramid.com/r/472

  32. Clone Humphrey Bogart while you're at it. by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Then he can Bogart the weed with out actually bogarting the weed.

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  33. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    You know, I never really understood why "fag" is supposed to be an insult. I have known plenty of gay men and women and you know what? they have nicer clothes, nicer cars, better jobs, and live in nicer neighborhoods than straight folks. So what you are basically saying is "I hope you dress well and have a good job with lots of money in a nice area, so there!" it really doesn't make much sense. Douchenozzle, shitstain, hell even halo player would probably be better insults.

    As for TFA and the asshole that hoped people who smoke pot get cancer? Please kill yourself. this is not a joke, the world would be a better place without you. Suck the barrel of a gun, get a rope, buy a razor, kill yourself.

    Alcohol causes more deaths in a single month than pot has EVER. Alcohol causes more misery, more illness, more suffering than all the other drugs combined frankly. As part of the nearly extinct breed known as a conservative socialist whatever you do in your home? None of my damned business and frankly shouldn't be any of the state's business either.

    I don't care what God you believe in, what you put in your body, whom you share your body with (or even if you choose to sell it) frankly it should be none of the government's business as long as you are over 18 and not forcing anyone else. I only hope the endless greed of both the Ds and Rs will give us the legalization of what is commonly known as "sin" crimes even if it is only so they can tax and spend on their pet projects. Then maybe we can grow the fuck up and stop treating adults like 3 years olds that need mommy government to spank them.

    Oh and before someone pops up with "what about health insurance!" I'll tell you what: I'll happily sign a contract that the government pisses off and takes away the taxes on my cigarettes or anything else I put in my body and if i get cancer the ONLY treatment i'll get is morphine which is cheap, kay? But we know that won't happen because just as we have seen with social security, the tobacco settlements, and every other dime that was supposed to ONLY go for X the second the politicos get their hands on it they are blowing it on anything and everything.

    I believe everyone should have a roof over their head, food in their belly, clothes on their back, and free or low cost medical care, but I'm also a realist. How many wanna bet that if Obama gets that mandatory insurance bit passed the congress will blow that money on bridges to nowhere?

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  34. real smokers by Maegashira · · Score: 0

    I want to inform you that all the real smokers already know that Nate Dogg was passing nuthin but dope indeed.

  35. hopey changey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could this be a "gateway" to the falsely promised "science over ideology?"

    1. Re:hopey changey by Osgeld · · Score: 0

      ah go praise Jesus while sucking down wine and bread, see how long that feeds you

  36. Re:why is this on here? by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I welcome it. The Apple/Google/Microsoft dueling astroturf was getting a bit old. Something about biology, and which has already developed into a political argument about drugs, is a nice change.

  37. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by dryeo · · Score: 2

    I hate to say it but citation needed.
    Remember, people have actually evolved being exposed to burning organic matter. IIRC Homo Erectus had fire.
    I have seen studies that show tobacco smokers who also smoke pot to have less of an incident of cancer then smokers who only smoke tobacco.
    The studies I've seen on pot smokers and cancer have been inconclusive though there was a trend to show that smoking pot was as bad as taking an airplane flight, very minimal and within the error bars.

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  38. Re:why is this on here? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

    While you might think the world evolves around you, it doesn't. In fact, most of us don't even care what you think.

    It does evolve around him. It doesn't revolve around him.If you're going to spew bile, at least do it accurately ;)

  39. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    I hate to say it but citation needed.

    Burning organic matter releases aromatic hyrdocarbons. They are carcinogens.

    Remember, people have actually evolved being exposed to burning organic matter. IIRC Homo Erectus had fire.

    You seem to believe that carcinogens are not found in nature. Wood smoke is particularly bad. There has been documented DNA damage done by exposure to wood smoke.

    You need to get this bullshit out of your head that just because something's natural means that it's good for you.

    LK

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  40. Malarone?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's what you take to prevent malaria! Nothing to do with cannabis.

  41. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Frnknstn · · Score: 2

    IIRC Homo Erectus had fire.

    Homo Erectus were also lucky if they hit the ripe old age of twenty-five years old. Cancer was the least of their worries.

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  42. bits and Bytes by Bongoots · · Score: 1

    CLC work was performed on a 64Gb RAM MacPro with 6.5Tb of Disk and 12 hyperthreaded Cores (24 threads total).

    I looked at the README and cringed. These are really top-notch scientists, though they can't even get their (b)its and (B)ytes correct.

    Going by what they said, the setup had 8GB RAM with 812.5GB of disk.

    I hope that they don't mix up other measurements like this!

    1. Re:bits and Bytes by subanark · · Score: 1

      I really doubt they only had 8GB of RAM. De Novo assembly (that is without using a template) typically take at least 30GB, and I've seen upwards to 80GB (depending on genome size and read technology). I haven't used CLC (only NGen and Mira), but I really don't think its RAM requirements are special. Theoretically, if they are using some currently-in-development sequencing machine, they might have large enough read lengths to only need 8GB.

      As far as HD goes, you only need some for swap if you don't have enough RAM, and around another 5GB for assembly results and information (like how the reads line up).

  43. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It's one of the things I don't get: Cannabis is by no means different from tobacco or alcohol (allegedly less addictive, I didn't test it myself), why not sell it to those that want it? Legally, and most of all, with a tax on it? And face it, ATFEC sounds a lot "rounder" than ATFE. That's missing an ending, don't you think?

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  44. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Homo erectus also died a long time before cancer could kill him.

    You know why cancer is the big killer today? Because we eliminated everything else that could kill us before cancer gets us.

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  45. Re:why is this on here? by starakurva · · Score: 1

    You guys are really harshin' my melloooowwwwww

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  46. Natural? uranium is 'natural'... weak argument by fantomas · · Score: 2

    I think this argument that something is worth taking because it is 'natural' is a weak position, not well though out. There are a lot of things out there that occur naturally but are downright poisonous and will kill you. There are many synthetic products that are really helpful. I'd like to see a more rigorous discussion of the difference between 'natural' and 'unnatural/synthetic'. I have this suspicion that there are many borderline products and preferring 'natural' is just a psychological position that comforts people rather has medical benefits. Interested to hear further evidence....

    1. Re:Natural? uranium is 'natural'... weak argument by biodata · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could make an evolutionary argument that a medicine which has coevolved with our species, been ingested by billions of people over millions of years, and has been taken by people from most different genetic groups around the world, has been better tested, and proven safer, than something someone came up with in a lab and tried out on a few mice, and wants to push on consumers for profit.

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    2. Re:Natural? uranium is 'natural'... weak argument by biodata · · Score: 1

      Yes you're right, I'm not.

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    3. Re:Natural? uranium is 'natural'... weak argument by Nimey · · Score: 0

      That argument sure comes across like you are. It's astonishingly close to the stoners who go on and on about using hemp to make things, but we're not supposed to notice that they smoke weed.

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    4. Re:Natural? uranium is 'natural'... weak argument by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      I see. So I should be forced to pay a pharmaceutical company outrages sums of money to purchase their medicines rather than simply use something that comes directly from nature for dirt cheap simply because you have a personal issue with "potheads"? If the medicine works for me, what's the problem?

  47. OBSF - Iain M Banks "Culture" stories by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    Maybe soon we'll be able to genetically modify humans so that a specific action (e.g., tapping your nose, pinching your ear) triggers the release of THC directly from your own cells.

    Glanding?

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  48. Good job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...And what about legal drugs?

    Did you ever consider that there are legal drugs (meds) that are far worse for you -- amphetamines, strong narcotics (morphine) and other things -- than illegal things like cannabis?

    Did you ever consider the fact that your own body produces cannabinoids? Those are called endogenous cannabinoids. Inhibiting their metabolism or their absorption/psychoactivity would mess up a lot of your bodily functions.

    The world isn't as one-sided and simple as some self-centered assholes (ahem...) like to think.

  49. Wonders of the stoner system by sakdoctor · · Score: 1
  50. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by durrr · · Score: 1

    Which is false, ridiculous childhood mortality dragged down average lifespans, but like people living in Noelectricitystan today with no acess to medical care or high standard sanitation can live to 110 so could homo erectus, you just need a bit of luck and a healthy dose of social support.

  51. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily. This is what Wikipedia says:

    "The currently available literature indicates that nicotine, on its own, does not promote the development of cancer in healthy tissue and has no mutagenic properties. However, nicotine and the increased cholinergic activity it causes have been shown to impede apoptosis, which is one of the methods by which the body destroys unwanted cells (programmed cell death). Since apoptosis helps to remove mutated or damaged cells that may eventually become cancerous, the inhibitory actions of nicotine may create a more favourable environment for cancer to develop, though this also remains to be proven."

  52. thanks... you just set out my life plan by decora · · Score: 1

    for the next 5 years. j/k

    but you realize, there are a huge number of unemployed biotech people who have started up their own 'DIY biotech' movement? they have 'hack spaces' but instead of soldering irons they have PCR machines.

  53. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Smoke from any burning organic matter is a carcinogen.

    This may be true, but unburnt tobacco is carcinogenic to begin with (hence the high rate of oralpharyngeal cancers in chewing tobacco users).

    Interestingly, much of the carcinogen load is generated during the curing process -- steam-cured tobaccos apparently are much safer, but tobacco companies are prohibited from advertising this.

  54. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by WorBlux · · Score: 1

    I went to go look what they consider current studies, but for some reason I can't access the site used as a citation.

  55. Find a way to turn off the THC reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this allow them to find a way to counteract the THC reaction? Two options off the top of my head:

    1. The ability to turn off and stop the "high" affect
    2. The ability to create a resistance to this affect.

    What someone does in their own home is their own business as long as all present are willing and consenting. (apologies, trying to get this into a readable form, it is still early for me.) Plausible scenario, an individual is getting high and receives a call that their friend or family member was in an accident or some other tragedy. They are in a need to get to that friend/family member. If they could do something to suppress the high affect, they would have less "problems" getting to their friend. Full mental state to drive and make decisions. If pulled over for speeding, outside of smell, they would not give the officer reason to go through a drug check (other profiling withstanding). Arrival at location and the ability to hide the fact they were high from either authorities at the scene or family members who do not know of their hobby.

    The ability for a government or group to create a way for THC to no longer be affective and the high affect will no longer be achievable. Therefore possibly eliminating a hobby that many groups see as evil/wrong/sinful. Possibly even breeding people to be immune to THC (yes, last sentence a longer shot, but who knows)

    Any discussion on these questions?

    1. Re:Find a way to turn off the THC reaction? by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 2

      "an individual is getting high and receives a call that their friend or family member was in an accident or some other tragedy. They are in a need to get to that friend/family member. If they could do something to suppress the high affect, they would have less "problems" getting to their friend."

      Have you ever been high? If you are in a high adreneline situation, you sober right the fuck up pretty quick. Weed isn't that hardcore of a drug that you can just get lost in like heroin or ketamine. Even when drunk, i have "scared" myself sober in emergency situations.

      So I think your hypothetical situation is a very silly justification for massaging this incredebile find to your own ends.

      Also FYI, every animal on this planet, down to the lowliest sea slug has canabanoid receptors.

      Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0378111905007067

      http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=sea+slug+endocannabinoid+system&btnG=Search

      For more information, I highly recomend the Horizon documentary Cannibis the Evil Weed which has the above as well as more information.

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    2. Re:Find a way to turn off the THC reaction? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      What possible confusion of ideas would make you think that sequencing the Cannabis genome would enable you to control it's pharmacokinetics?

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    3. Re:Find a way to turn off the THC reaction? by subanark · · Score: 1

      Not directly. One of the primary reasons to sequence is to determine the functions of genes. If you have 2 similar organisms that you have sequenced you can do a differential analysis to determine what they share, and what they have different. Many of these genes you will find have already had some analysis done on them, which you can look up to determine pathways, and which ones are promoters and inhibitors. From there, based on observations of the organism, you can determine candidate genes that may be responsible for the difference you saw between the organisms. Take those candidate genes, and either insert them into the other organism, or remove it from one of them and observe the results.

      The end effect of this process is the ability to modify other organisms to produce the same effect that weed has, remove this functionality from weed (in case you just like the taste of it), or possibly even increase how potent it is.

    4. Re:Find a way to turn off the THC reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I think your hypothetical situation is a very silly justification for massaging this incredebile find to your own ends.
      Wow, my own ends. Coming off a bit defensive there aren't you? I have no ends, I only asked a question of those who would know more than I.

      I have never been high. The scent of pot makes me sickly. Stay out of my house with it and we are fine. I believe in my own golden rule. Defend the rights of others in the hopes that when something does affect me there will be someone to stand alongside of me.

      When I have time I will look at your links, I did bookmark this thread to come back. Thank you, but please do not assume the worst of every question.

    5. Re:Find a way to turn off the THC reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What possible confusion of ideas would make you think that sequencing the Cannabis genome would enable you to control it's pharmacokinetics?

      I may have misunderstood the article. I thought they found the gene in the human genome. If I did understand it correctly, that should have nothing to do with Cannabis, but with how THC is naturally created in the body, or a way THC could be released into the body through a tapping of the gene sequence. I know what I just wrote does not make sense, I have not studied much in the field of genes.

    6. Re:Find a way to turn off the THC reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the answer.

  56. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I never really understood why "fag" is supposed to be an insult. I have known plenty of gay men and women and you know what? they have nicer clothes, nicer cars, better jobs, and live in nicer neighborhoods than straight folks. So what you are basically saying is "I hope you dress well and have a good job with lots of money in a nice area, so there!" it really doesn't make much sense. Douchenozzle, shitstain, hell even halo player would probably be better insults.

    Hmm, you seem to have ignore the actual characteristics that make someone a fag. Like dick sucking, ass-to-mouth-ing, butt fucking, anal fisting, gays 69s, rimming, and eating shit.

  57. Gotta love authoritarians by PotatoHead · · Score: 2

    ...or hate them. Depends right?

    Seriously, haven't you ever had a bad week? I have. Haven't you ever gathered with friends, looking for a evening of social antics? I have.

    One of the basic, simple pleasures in this world is a nice buzz, and there are many different kinds, some good eats, entertainment, and friends. Have a nice long chat, tickle the senses, and just wash away lots of painful things for a while, happy to just be, love, do, share.

    Anything good can be abused. That goes with simple food.

    I like a nice high once in a while. Lots of ways to get it too. Write some brilliant code, skydive, pot, opiates (poppy tea is particularly nice), booze (hate it generally), etc...

    Before you expound on "those illegal drugs", maybe you should consider more fully why some are illegal and some are not, plug that into your AM radio morals, and get back to me.

  58. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

    Uhhh...you DO realize that with the exception of...well no I can't even say with the exception of dick sucking because most females do suck the dick, you have described pretty much everything that goes on in straight sex as well, yes? Ass to mouth? Hell there is whole porn houses dedicated to THAT one, oh and there's pegging, butt fucking? Oh hell that one is popular, fisting? Not as big but there are quite a few that enjoy it.

    Again not really finding the insult here, unless you think being a nice dresser is evil, or having lots of money is bad. if so i have a lovely trailer park that has a vacancy, perhaps you might be interested?

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  59. What comes next? by Hatta · · Score: 1

    The really interesting question is what the community will do with the data. First there's the problem of getting the data assembled. They should have the entire genome, they sequence 300x what they should have needed. Now that's all going to be random and in pieces though, so they've had trouble with a couple assemblers. This is the kind of thing that's done often though for other species, and should be doable with freely available tools.

    Then, once you have the assembled contigs, you have to figure out what they mean. That means searching for open reading frames and then testing those for homology against known genes. THC acid synthase is already known, so that helps. But I don't think all the genes in the pathway are sequenced yet, so hopefully this helps nail that down.

    Then what? Either extraction of that biosynthetic pathway into another system, or transgenic manipulation of the plant for better yields.

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    1. Re:What comes next? by biodata · · Score: 1
      The assembly problem might not be solvable with the info at hand. If cannabis is like many other plants, it is probably archaeo-polyploid - underwent one or more whole genome duplications sometime back in prehistory, followed by subsequent loss of redundant genes. If this is fairly recent, evolutionarily, then it may not be possible to distunguish between paralogs resulting from the duplication to a clear enough degree to complete the assembly from short reads, regardless of the depth. Similarly, a lot of plants have very large highly repetitive regions from transposon expansions and whatnot, and if the length of these repests is longer than the length of the fragments that were sequenced, again it is unassemblable. The only way round these issues is to take some longer fragments - BACs, COSMIDs, FOSMIDs and the like, and end-sequence them, and use the longer fragments to scaffold the shorter reads. All of this is not easy and is why really economically important species like wheat and canola are still not asembled (although give it a year or two and they might be).

      As for the THC and CBD synthase genes, I think they have already assembled them, being perhaps the more interesting parts (see the companiy's website - they have a genome browser for TCH synthase assembly), so in principle there is nothing to stop an enterprising soul having the gene synthesised de novo from nucleotides, adding a strong promoter, and transforming it into all sorts of organisms. Interesting times we live in!

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  60. Genetically Modified Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe soon we'll be able to genetically modify humans so that a specific action (e.g., tapping your nose, pinching your ear) triggers the release of THC directly from your own cells.

    I will pick up a gun and fight in the streets to put a stop to that. Just letting you know.

  61. Re:why is this on here? by Kremmy · · Score: 1

    Your nerd card has been revoked. Please turn off and dismantle your computer immediately, you are no longer permitted to be exposed to mind expanding substances such as the Internet. The processes of abstract thought that you engage in while riding the hormone rollercoaster of browsing wide and varied content is illicit and wrong and is causing real damage to me by the fact that you would even think of doing it.

    Doesn't take much observation to realize that just about everything the human does is for a high. Doesn't take much observation to realize that abuse of prescription drugs has taken off to a degree that puts the drug war to even worse shame. If you're an honest nerd, nerd out and learn something, rather than anti-nerding like this :P

  62. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Frnknstn · · Score: 1

    you just need a bit of luck

    Yes, like I said:

    Homo Erectus were also lucky if...

    Furthermore:

    Homo Erectus is a DIFFERENT SPECIES to us, and therefore may have had a lower life expectancy because of it.

    The average lifespan of people living in poverty today is much higher than 200 years ago, even ignoring infant mortality.

    Even so there are very few confirmed cases of people in poverty living to more than 110 years; admittedly some of that is because of much poorer record-keeping.

    Additionally, you have a terrible understanding of statistics. The existence of supercentenials in ancient populations does not mean the median age was over 25.

    Given that there are probably more individuals living in poverty today than there were Homo erectus in the entirety of history, if the chance of an erectus living to 110 was the same as a modern sapiens living in poverty, there is a very real chance that no erectus ever lived to 110.

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  63. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dressing nice or having money is a characteristic of being upper middle class. A man sucking another man's dick is a characteristic of being gay. A man eating shit from another man's asshole is a characteristic of being gay. A man sticking his dick in another man's asshole is a characteristic of being gay.

  64. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nicotine is absolutely physically addictive.
    Marijuana is psychologically addictive and much easier to just quit using for a time by choice. (Planning to change jobs, for example). Cigarettes are chock full of added chemicals such as ammonia and that accounts for cancer causing properties. The jury is still out on pot. Though it does not have the added chemicals, it still is smoke and over time that has to do some badness.
    I have heard an interested explanation. Since tobacco is so filtered, lung cells are able to survive the smoke. So, they live damaged and eventually can go cancerous. Since pot is often smoked through a bong or worse in an unfiltered joint, the smoke does not injure lung cells--it kills them. Paradoxically, that's better. You're never going to kill off all your lung cells but you surely don't want damaged ones. So, surprisingly, the effect of pot might be better.
    A University of California study in 2006 tried very hard to find a link between lung cancer outcomes and marijuana smoking--and they were not able to find any such link.

  65. Legal in Colorado, US! by superflit · · Score: 1

    Well It is legal here in COLORADO!

    But yes, we are not hippie Calif. or Ohio Gangster that do not want legalization and cannot function without a nanny state..

    God Bless america!

  66. The NEW Flower Menu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Name THC% CBD% CBN%
    HYBRIDS
    red island octopus 127.4 0.58 0.46
    GreeninYellowzonker 138.8 0.29 0.21
    Crampdown Racers 98.7 0.26 0.52

  67. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    Sequencing of Tobacco is underway evidently. Funded in large part by Philip Morris.

    I find it odd that tobacco and weed, two important cash crops no matter how you feel about their use, have not had their genomes sequenced yet, but the platypus has. I know that plant genomes are generally bigger, and platypi are very interesting, but, come on, priorities people.

  68. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    More to the point, evolution doesn't care so much if you get cancer after you reproduce. Of course, from an evolutionary standpoint, humans are a miserably failed experiment. An average of, what, 3 kids, and 14 years to reach reproducing age? It's no wonder there are so few of us compared to bacteria.

  69. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by kuzb · · Score: 1

    Actually weed is already known to be carcinogenic.

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  70. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you can tell us what kind of car a shitstain drives?

  71. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    I know that plant genomes are generally bigger, and platypi are very interesting, but, come on, priorities people.

    I think that you'll find that the priorities of the people who sequenced the platypus probably centred on doing something interesting with their limited resources.

    These may not be your priorities, but they are the priorities of the people who chose to do the work - including the work of preparing and submitting the grant applications for funding to do the work.

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  72. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Smoke from any burning organic matter is a carcinogen.

    Ummm, is there non-organic matter that you can burn?

    Coal : organic?

    OK, you could probably burn graphite, which is effectively not-organic-any-more, though some graphite deposits have the isotopic signatures of having been through several RuBisCo cycles, which means organic fixation at some point in the past.

    You might just possibly be able to sustain a fire with pyrites, but it's going to be difficult. And even then, the sulphur isotope composition in many pyrite deposits shows strong evidence of the sulphide having been through organic action at some point in the deposition process.

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  73. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is bullshit. I don't know how this entered the popular consciousness, but it's not true.

    Cancer rates have increased at all age groups, and the reasons are not completely understood, but it's most likely dietary changes.

  74. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    They regard the ./ community as a huge army of mindless marching morons

    Didn't used to be true, but these days its largely is a statement of fact.

  75. Don't Let It Happen! by joerog · · Score: 1

    The internal synthesization of the cannabis chemicals would be a disaster for our country. Consider the revenue the government makes from tobacco. That in itself ensures that tobacco products will never be banned, and they are more destructive, more addictive than marijuana. It is only a matter of time before marijuana gets legalized and establishes another money cow for our government. Why, legalization of maryjane might even resolve our national debt issues and weaken organized crime. Don't any of our legislators have the balls to recognize this and propound legalization accordingly?

    1. Re:Don't Let It Happen! by biodata · · Score: 1

      Yes but they are all scared of the reactionary crap that would be printed about them in the newspapers, and the vicious lobbying against it by the tobacco and alcohol industries, and the churches who have forgotten that god gave us all the herbs of the field to use as we see fit.

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  76. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by amliebsch · · Score: 1

    Depends on your defintion of "burn," no? Thermite is surely not organic but holy hell does it burn.

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  77. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by LanMan04 · · Score: 2

    Actually weed is already known to be carcinogenic.

    Nope:

    Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection

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  78. Not this again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Urban legend. The scion of a grafted plant does not rewrite its DNA to match the rootstock. Hops grafted onto Cannabis rootstock is still hops and lacks the genes for Cannabinoid production.

    But then again, science doesn't stand a chance against anecdotal evidence. /botanist

  79. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    I take it you've never heard of magnesium? There are plenty of inorganic combustibles.

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  80. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Point, yes. Hadn't thought of that one. I was working through lists of things that people burn for fuel and didn't think more widely.

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  81. Re:420 HEY BRO ARE MY EYES RED? HEEAHAHEHAHA by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Someone else beat me to the punch, but yes metal. You can burn metal and it's not organic. I wouldn't want to breathe in any of the gases that are released from that either, but they're not aromatic hydrocarbons and therefore carcinogens.

    LK

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