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Discovery Brings Us One Step Closer To "Milking" Pigeons
Are you tired of boring old milk in your cereal? Is the half and half in your coffee leaving you flat? If so, the recent discovery of the gene responsible for pigeon crop "lactation" might be the good news you've been waiting for. While mammals are the only animals that produce true milk, a number of birds produce a nutritious, liquid "crop milk" for their chicks. From the article: "The idea of drinking pigeon milk may bring a shudder to every sane and rational person in the world, but it's actually quite nutritious. Although it's high in fat, to help the young squabs develop fast, it's also packed full of antioxidants and immune-system-boosting proteins."
No thanks!
Is that it is pigeon vomit.
Pigeons are infested with diseases and like to live in the middle of their own crap and other filthiness. Oh wait, so do cows! :(
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...but dude, seriously, that's not milk.
I bet it goes down well with the Shitburgers from a few months back.
I actually checked the date to be sure.
Better known as 318230.
Pigeon Milk? Seriously? That's what they're working on?
How about working on a way to keep them from crapping all over my balcony? I've begun calling it the poop deck.
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"The idea of drinking pigeon milk may bring a shudder to every sane and rational person in the world"
If you drink cow's milk (or goat's milk, or any non-human milk), then I think it's only an emotional problem if you shudder at drinking Pigeon's milk. Rationally, it shouldn't be an issue at all.
Maybe this post was brought to you by the Dairy Farmers of America - I notice there's no mention of milk or "half and half" being sourced from a cow. Let's just think of it as "milk" and leave it at that, all warm and fuzzy.
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Fokker: You can milk anything that has n______s.
Future Dad in law: I have n______s. can you milk me?
"The idea of drinking pigeon milk may bring a shudder to every sane and rational person in the world"
There is nothing rational about that shudder. The disgust comes from our outdated and inaccurate instincts that come from a time before we understood infectious disease (like when we where Homo habilis).
Only sane and rational people can push past the shudder and have a drink. Unfortunately that significantly limits the market for this.
Something tells me I don't want to know...
"Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew."
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."
"I'm gonna brush my teeth."
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I have a relative who breeds pigeons. They are not even close to those infected zombies you see in a city. In fact, they are much closer to a chicken in size. And they are delicious.
Human milk is the only ethical milk.
And it'd be a great way for gals to make a few bucks on the side.
Doves and pigeons are very closely related and some of the few birds that produce crop milk.
Very specifically, crop milk is the sloughed lining of the interior of the crop. Pigeons and doves will stop eating a few days before they lay and fill their crops with seeds, insects, and sometimes fruits or berries. They will keep these foods items in the crop, grinding them over and over with the gizzard while the skin cells lining the inside of the crop get irritated and engorge with fluid. Once the chicks start feeding, which is very soon after hatching, the cells detach, burst, and mix with the well ground food items.
The resulting mix smells horrible and is my least favorite part of dealing with my birds.
So, yeah. Cooing Farms Crop Milk will never find a place in my refrigerator.
Drink from the udder
/going home now
Doing it with a pigeon
Makes you shudder
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I was promised dog or higher!
I'd rather drink human breast milk. At least the source is more appealing.
My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
I'm pretty sure that the Polytron can "milk" virtually any animal, producing a protein-rich nutrient fluid... Also available in larger and more powerful sizes...
Some people in south america eat the shit of animals that feed on certain kind of berries, but come on, we don't have to take every secretion that comes out of an animal and put it in our mouths just because it has protein, fats and carbs in it. You could give a horse a blowjob to completion too and get that.
The fact that it's high in fat shouldn't be a problem: just produce a "skim" version of it.
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Curious - people who race pigeons as a sport are called "duivemelkers" in Dutch (Flemish), which translated to "pigeon milkers". Have we finally discovered their dark secret?
In "Animal Crossing", Brewster the barista is a pigeon, and his special coffee contains a dash of pigeon milk.
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There was another species which we havent fucked up in pigeons, and we are now fucking them up too. Good going.
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is not what a nation that stands in the midst of an obesity epidemic needs.
Good people go to bed earlier.
They should do it with emperor penguins (that my own pic), that's the only way they feed their chicks, so you'd gets loads of that stuff. And to add to the 'Eeeew factor', it's bright green !
Non-Linux Penguins ?
They promised me dog or higher!
and mess up the place. You've seen that! Yeah!
As a Bird i welcome this. I have hate cows, cow milk is nasty, just thinking about cow utters and my breakfast is disturbing. Why oh why cant we just milk humas? Plunety of out of work Moms out there that could use the cash. I would rather have that then cow milk. Bird milk sounds good to me though.. Rice Milk and Soy Milk have been good to me and with cooking it is ok. How would butter milk busquets come out with all Bird Milk? Bird Butter.. hmmm maybe i need to jump on that before Land O Lakes does ;-) lol
Holland, Zaandam, were most of the worlds chocolate is processed. At the end of the process molten chocolate is stored in large vats, sometimes somebody taking samples forgets to close the tap or it is filled while open and it poors onto the floor. The floor everybody walks on and where dead bugs collect. But chocolate is expensive so what do you do with the spilled chocolate? Scoop it back up and poor it back into the system, dead bugs and all.
Enjoy your chocolate turd with real crunchy bits.
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Why and under what conditions would you want your immune system response to go up?
Overactive immune systems do kill people. Inflammation is often an overactive immune system in action. In the lungs it can lead to quick massive pneumonia with aggressive flu virus.
Just exactly how would a person know if their immune system is already "too high"?
The media overuse of the marketing phrase "improved immune system" does a disservice to average consumers.
Semen is high in protein!
But you won't catch me drinking that! My wife, on the other hand...
In Yorkshire "pigeon milk" is sterilized milk.
I never knew that pigeons really lactate.
I suppose the old "pigeon fanciers" coined the phrase.
"The idea of drinking pigeon milk may bring a shudder to every sane and rational person in the world[...]"
Or maybe it's just the insane and irrational people in the world who shudder when thinking of drinking pigeon milk. What does that quotation imply about its author?
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I've heard it tastes like chicken milk.
"Pigeon...the other white milk!"
After all, they're going to have to work pretty damn hard to get anybody to buy this crap, er, I mean crop.
"I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
Last time I looked, "milk" was liquid secreted by blood-fed specialized glands for the nurishment of offspring.
Mamals happen to use glands on their chests that apparently evolved from sweat or scent glands.
Looks like birds, such as pigeons, use glands in their digestive tract that evolved from saliva or other digestive enzyme emitting glands (judging by the location).
In both cases the secretion is nourishing and white (no doubt due to the calcium content).
Looks like "pigeon milk" is "milk" by that definition.
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Is it because it sounds "gross"? Why is it any more or less gross than cows milk? Goats milk? Rats milk?
Perhaps it is a little weird? Milk drinking in itself was once weird. It still is weird for many, including entire countries that don't go near the stuff. (but drinking has lead to a genetic-level tolerance even in older ages, because why not continue to drink something that is very high in nutrients?)
This could very well become the Next Big Thing in terms of food for all we know.
Their "milk" is probably even better than milk we see in typical mammals due to the environments they live around compared to us. (including even rats milk, in fact)
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Bert has told Ernie for years now that a nutritious glass of pigeon milk makes you keep a healthy yellow pallor. However, thinking about it is making me turn a bit green to be honest. Crop Milk indeed.
-JWR
Holly: We're a bit short on a few supplies.
Lister: Like what?
Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that eons ago. Fresh and dehydrated.
Lister: What kind of milk are we using now?
Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk.
Lister: Dog's milk?
Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
Lister: Why?
Holly: No bugger'll drink it. And the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Hol?
Holly: What, and spoil your tea?
... we haven't cured cancer or AIDS... built flying cars or gotten 100 mpg on gasonline.
A far more impressive headline: "Discovery Brings us One Step Closer to driving 100 miles on one Pigeon."
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If birds come from dinosaurs, and we can activate a gene in birds for milking. Then once we create a dinosaur from recovered DNA, we can start milking dinos. Think of the economy of scale. Instead of 10,000 birds, you'll only need like 10 dino for the same level of milk production.
I can't wait for my all dino breakfast:
1) velociraptor bacon (in place of turkey bacon)
2) t-rex sausage
3) Brontosaurus milk
Mr. Hilton: ...and garnished with lark's vomit.
Inspector: LARK'S VOMIT?!
Mr. Hilton: Correct.
Inspector: It doesn't say anything here about Lark's vomit!
Mr. Hilton: Uh, it does at the bottom of the label, after monosodium glutamate.
Inspector: I hardly think that's good enough! I think it would be more appropriate if the box wore a big red label "WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT"!
First against the wall when the revolution comes
You know, a pigeon is a cross between a parakeet and a rat.
How about we start milking Women. It's easier to pump, there's more of it and some will argue it's healthier/more natural. And instead of having to feed & raise animals, you just have to pay people like a sperm donor. It will help with the unemployment problem.
"Oh you can milk just about anything that has a nipple."
Tell you what...let's make a deal...
I'll drink the pigeon milk, if I can milk the pigeons by kicking the hell out of them. Deal?
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Would you like to live next to a pigeon dairy? Would that be better or worse than living next to a cow dairy? I lived just up from a cow dairy a few years ago. At least the cows didn't fly up to my house, pooping all the way.