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  1. Re:i know all there is to know about the crying ga on Love In The Time of Warcraft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah yes, WoW. Where the men are men, and so are half of the women.

  2. Re:Three Gorges Damn on Stupid Engineering Mistakes · · Score: 1

    Three Gorges? Damn.

  3. Re:Wow! A replacement CD! on Sony Rootkit Settlement Gets Judge's Approval · · Score: 1

    I don't think that you could you have possibly chosen a more obscure analogy for the /. crowd.

  4. Only 30??!! on CmdrTaco becomes An Old(er) Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess that maybe the "OMG P0N13S" stories from April Fools Day weren't so tongue-in-cheek.

  5. Re:Win-win solution. on Military Investigates Sale of Sensitive Data · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given that the hard drives would likely have Windows on them, due to the numerous security holes I'd say it'd be at best no different than them not being there at all.

  6. Cockroaches Make Group Decisions? on Cockroaches Make Group Decisions? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yes, especially when they join forces and become what is called a "law firm".

  7. Re:Wait a minute... on The Media's Crush on Apple · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that *reaching for paper towel to clean monitor screen of Pepsi and corn chip particulates*.

  8. Re:You mean I could have gotten a refund on Slow And Steady Leads To Windows Refund Success · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't think for a minute that just because you pirated Windows that you don't deserve compensation for the time spent downloading it. Sue for what you make per hour delivering pizzas times however long it took to download Windows. We're talking FORTUNE, baby!

  9. Re:Interesting ... on Slow And Steady Leads To Windows Refund Success · · Score: 5, Funny

    What did the judge say after the guy said that he installed Linux? I tried reading your entire post, but...oh look! A shiny!

  10. I'm doing my part on Software Archaeology · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The only problem, of course, is that they don't know it. All the images are recorded in an obsolete digital format, JPEG, and nobody knows how to unscramble the data."

    I'm doing my part to make sure that the porn images of the Internet don't meet this similar fate. I have recorded my voice describing each of the images in my collection, and encoded it into the open-source OGG format. Much of the recording has consisted of little more than "Mmmmmmmmmmm, yeah baby", but I think that speaks volumes.

  11. Re:Is it worse than analog vote fraud? on Hardly Anyone Cares About Computer Voting Problems · · Score: 1

    That not enough people cared.

  12. Not tough on Lindows Webstation · · Score: 1

    It'd be just as easy to avoid the Lindows crap by putting together a similar workstation and use Knoppix. Heck, you can use compact flash storage to keep your Knoppix config files in a persistant home directory, so that would seem like the better alternative.

  13. Re:it seems silly not to include a hard drive on Lindows Webstation · · Score: 1

    The model over at IDOT can be configured to have a 20 gig hard drive for only $67, so it wouldn't be that much more to put a hard drive in there.

  14. Re:Nice, but... on More on the Tango Electric Car · · Score: 1

    "We expect a price somewhere between a Porsche and a Ferrari."

    Great. Another toy that won't do shit for the market. I'm far more interested in the Tango at $20k, and think that it will do far more for the electric scene.

  15. Re:Website has videos! on More on the Tango Electric Car · · Score: 1

    Sure it's neat-o, but why blow half of their R&D budget on bandwidth? Just look at the pictures in the article, move your head really fast towards the monitor, and go "ZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM".

  16. So? on BitTorrent Community Running For Cover? · · Score: 4, Informative

    I took a look at Torrentse.cx the other day when someone linked to it in a /. comment. The whole thing was pretty much full of illegally-traded software, movies, music, the whole 9 yards.

    Bittorrent is a great application for those situations when large downloads like the Red Hat ISOs are hard to get through the normal servers. Piracy is piracy, and it should be shut down. End of story.

  17. Re:Nothing new on Honeytokens: The Other Honeypot · · Score: 1

    Good point. Instead, put those files on a CO-WORKER'S PC, and monitor your bosses email traffic looking for the termination directives for that co-worker. No biggie, as he was behind in his tithing payments anyway.

  18. I don't mean to sound like a troll, but... on Ogg Vorbis decoder chip a reality · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...why would Joe User consider buying an Ogg portable player? I just pulled up my Netjuke and it says that I have 189 mp3-encoded albums in there, encoded that way because I have a portable mp3 player. I sure don't want to go through the bother of re-encoding my music. Why would any user want to go through the bother of a) re-encoding all of their CDs in Ogg format when they won't notice the difference with their crappy Walkman headphones, or b) re-pirating all of those songs that they like in Ogg format (as if they would find them)?

    I just don't see a compelling reason for the portable music crowd to want to do this, and I don't think that there are enough ./ fanatics to make it financially viable for a company to produce.

  19. I'm safe on House Bill to Make File-Sharing an Automatic Felony · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "A new bill proposed in Congress on Wednesday would land a person in prison for five years and impose a fine of $250,000 for uploading a single file to a peer-to-peer network.

    Oh thanks goodness! I never have less than 5 uploads going at a time, and I think that my download max is about a dozen, which I hit all the time.

  20. Re:NBC? on Sensor Networks for NBC Threats · · Score: 2, Funny

    No shit. As they're ordered now it would be CBN, and then we'd have to weather a storm of jokes about Christian Broadcasting Network instead of the current storm of jokes about National Broadcast Corporation.

  21. Re:Obligatory jokes on Microsoft Wins Homeland Security Contract · · Score: 1

    Aye, the terrorists have already won.

  22. Re:and in the states on Want 12Mbits/sec for $21? Move to Japan. · · Score: 1

    According to their 2000 census, about 126,549,976 others.

  23. Re:I was about to post an intelligent comment... on Orbital Space Plane Problems · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Anyways, it sucks that this "space plane" still needs a big buttload of fuel tank and booster rockets to get off."

    Based on how this rocket looks, I'd say that they could have just avoided the whole fuel issue if they had designed the ISS to look more vaginal.

  24. Re:The Economics of Empire on The IT Market: Cyclical Downturn or New World Order? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "But the race to the bottom can happen at all levels of employment..."

    Oh really? So when did corporations start outsourcing their outrageously-paid executives to India?

  25. Re:Decent book review on All The Rave · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we did steal the book, would Crown Publishing Group start printing up versions of the book with the lone phrase "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" printed repeatedly in it?