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Microsoft Wins Homeland Security Contract

syzme writes "According to The Register (as well as Reuters and News.com), 'The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has signed a deal for Microsoft software worth something in the region of $100 million, covering servers and over 140,000 desktops. This does not however mean that Microsoft and its hench-OEM Dell are poised to hoover up all of the Department's lovely IT budget, nor indeed that this is all new money for them; largely, it seems to be more a case of Microsoft holding onto business it's already got.'" This shouldn't be much of a surprise -- remember the Federal government is already Microsoft's biggest customer.

606 comments

  1. Obligatory jokes by Surak · · Score: 2, Funny

    May the obligatory lame Microsoft/Security jokes begin! Fire away!

    1. Re:Obligatory jokes by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1, Funny

      i'll go first! "well, there goes the neighborhood."

    2. Re:Obligatory jokes by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Okay, in light of this purchase, the department has been renamed to the Department of Homeland Insecurity.

      Hahaha. Oh I kill me, I do.

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    3. Re:Obligatory jokes by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      ooh, ooh. i got another one! "Microsoft and Homeland Security! Greatest oxymoron since Microsoft Works!"

      sorry, I'm bored. but i can see this thread will be a fun one already.

    4. Re:Obligatory jokes by Mancide · · Score: 1

      Well, if the systems are crashed all the time, I guess it's secure because no one can use it!

      This is rather odd, I thought we wanted to secure our homeland, not allow the terrorists to kill our IT departments with ILOVEYOU viruses...

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    5. Re:Obligatory jokes by pheared · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't that supposed to be: "Well, there goes the Network Neighborhood."

    6. Re:Obligatory jokes by VonSnaggle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybee theyre building a huge honeypot....

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    7. Re:Obligatory jokes by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

      DANG, my joke woulda been a LOT funnier if I'd thought of that. My hat's off to you, sir!

    8. Re:Obligatory jokes by revery · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is known as "Security through inaccessibility"

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      or the Son of God hanging dead and bloodied on a cross that told me this was a world condemned, but loved and bought with blood.

    9. Re:Obligatory jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like the terrorism alert is now at BLUE.

      (But Seth, why is it blue? And why are you so cool?)

      For BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!

      Thank you, thank you. If you'd like to help me out, please donate to me via PayPal. Use the link on my home page!

      Sincerely,
      Seth Finklestein

    10. Re:Obligatory jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The terrorists have already won.

    11. Re:Obligatory jokes by harley_frog · · Score: 1

      More like "We're fucked"

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    12. Re:Obligatory jokes by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does this mean we now have a NEW color in the security threat level system?

      We are now at threat level "BLUE"...............

      please reboot.

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    13. Re:Obligatory jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget "Microsoft Works", this is the greatest oxymoron since "Military Intellig...HEYLEGGOMEIMACITIZENYOUCANTDOTHISCONSTI TUTION...

      This post has been confiscated by the United States Department of Homeland Security. Perhaps you should think before you post, lest you'd rather think about what you already posted once you get to Camp X-Ray.

    14. Re:Obligatory jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      May the obligatory lame Microsoft/Security jokes begin! Fire away!

      You mean you don't want good MS/security jokes? Well, like they say, there are no MS jokes. The "jokes" are all true statements.

      However...

      I could've sworn I heard "Allah Akbar!" (God is great!) being shouted simulataneously by all the members of al-Qaida's script kiddie wing once this story was posted.

    15. Re:Obligatory jokes by sporty · · Score: 1

      Jokes? Call the national guard! They prolly control them too :( /running in circles panicing

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    16. Re:Obligatory jokes by Scummer · · Score: 1

      My sig tells how it is :)

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    17. Re:Obligatory jokes by zulux · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't that supposed to be: "Well, there goes the Network Neighborhood."

      Hey! Microsoft spent a lot of money testing unser interfaces, and after 5.23 million dollers, 121,002 man-hours, and two os revision they chand it: it now "My Network Places"

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    18. Re:Obligatory jokes by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      If they want to improve security, will they be paying Microsoft not to develop software?

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    19. Re:Obligatory jokes by bobbuck · · Score: 5, Funny
      I can see the Onion headline:

      Terrorists applaud selection of Microsoft for Department of Homeland Security.

      Information Technology consultants for Al Qaeda were pleased with the the US government selection of Microsoft to supply the Dept. of Homeland Security with servers and over 140,000 desktops. Mohammed Al'Hacker beamed, "Microsoft systems allow for unmatched file sharing and remote access. We will save millions of dollars by simply being able access Homeland Security databases over the internet, rather than having to pay for bribes and expensive operatives. We are so pleased that the infidels chose 'open data' over 'open source.'" ....

    20. Re:Obligatory jokes by jpsst34 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bin Laden: All Your Homeland Security Are Belong To Us!

      Tom Ridge: What you say?!

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    21. Re:Obligatory jokes by killmenow · · Score: 2, Funny

      How 'bout this:

      Unknown: Knock. Knock.
      DHS: Who's there?
      (silence)
      DHS: AAAAGGGHHH!!!!! (falls to floor, dead)
      *_*-*_*-*_*-* h4x0r3d *_*-*_*-*_*-*
      M$: Oh, shit...forgot to lock the back door...

      Yeah, I know...where's "unfunny" when you need it?

    22. Re:Obligatory jokes by MarkGriz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here goes:

      "If we install Microsoft software in the DHS, then the terrorists have won"

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    23. Re:Obligatory jokes by Trusted+Content · · Score: 0

      i am laughing out loud on the internet

      bigpeeler, i wish i had your life

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    24. Re:Obligatory jokes by jbfaninmo · · Score: 1

      Hey! Microsoft spent a lot of money testing unser interfaces, and after 5.23 million dollers, 121,002 man-hours, and two os revision they chand it: it now "My Network Places"

      No wonder Windows cost so much. That's $43 per work hour!
      And that would be 121 people working for 4 years!

    25. Re:Obligatory jokes by EvilAlien · · Score: 4, Funny

      That'll be funny right up until a worm gets into some highly cleared officer's laptop and sends out a copy of "OperationChineseFreedom.doc" to his Address Book.

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    26. Re:Obligatory jokes by fobbman · · Score: 1

      Aye, the terrorists have already won.

    27. Re: Obligatory jokes by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Maybee theyre building a huge honeypot....

      When you say 'they', are you referring to the DHC, or to MSFT?

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    28. Re:Obligatory jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hahaha. Oh I kill me, I do.
      Just don't wear a bomb or fly a plane into a building in doing so, mostly in Israel.
    29. Re:Obligatory jokes by Speare · · Score: 1

      Uh, not to steal the punch, but there IS a 'blue' threat level: Guarded. 2. Guarded Condition (Blue). This condition is declared when there is a general risk of terrorist attacks.

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    30. Re:Obligatory jokes by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      This is known as "Security through inaccessibility"

      Are you sure it's not Security Through Instability?

    31. Re:Obligatory jokes by LouisZepher · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, from all the alerts and such, I was begining to think that there were only Yellow and Orange with a boogieman-esque Red level. ^^

    32. Re:Obligatory jokes by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      But like a vacuum, Windows doesn't suck, it blows...

    33. Re:Obligatory jokes by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      The security holes at the Department of Homeland Security will be bigger than this one!

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    34. Re:Obligatory jokes by domc · · Score: 1

      You're right though; the Homeland Security Advisory System is really only a two-level system:

      - green and blue will never be used because of the CYA principle

      - red will never be used unless a terrorist attack has already occurred because it will cause mass panic

      So, we are left with just yellow and orange. All future terrorist attacks will occurr during a yellow period for the the simple reason being 'why would a terrorist attack during an orange period when they only have to wait for a yellow period when security is looser?'

      Dom

    35. Re:Obligatory jokes by Darioush · · Score: 1

      Well, i rather think it would be funny to see the leaders' of the countries computers making them dance around with the mouse, and pressing reboot. Another ms joke....

    36. Re:Obligatory jokes by jdeking1 · · Score: 1

      That's it, we're dead. Dead, I say!

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  2. Big deal by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 0, Interesting

    What I want to know is, what technologies are they using to integrate all those different computer systems? That has to be a nightmare and a half.

    1. Re:Big deal by jpvlsmv · · Score: 1

      Simple, they just run all of it on .NET

      Haven't you seen the commercials?

      --Joe

    2. Re:Big deal by Drantin · · Score: 1

      I think they should use Synapse... It was pretty effective at the end of the movie "That's what Synapse is!"

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    3. Re:Big deal by Nexzus · · Score: 1

      That's one degree of annihilation.

      That's security with dot net.

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    4. Re:Big deal by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 2, Informative
      What I want to know is, what technologies are they using to integrate all those different computer systems? That has to be a nightmare and a half.

      In general, DHS has been an organizational nightmare and a half. Remember how much they had to integrate from the rest of the US government?

      They basically took over US Customs-part of the Dep't of the Treasury for two centuries.

      The Immigration and Naturalization Service and it's sub-component, the US Border Patrol, have long been part of the Dep't of Justice. Those two agencies essentially were meant to regulate who and what crossed the US borders, but were part of separate (and rival) cabinet-level departments. And the agency which controlled the issuance of visas to foreign nationals was part of the State Department, yet a third cabinet department.

      The Federal Protective Service, basically a police department and physical security consulting service for most nonmilitary Federal property, was part of the General Services Administration's Public Buildings Service, an independent agency of office managers and real estate agents. Now they get to integrate into DHS.

      FEMA used to be an independent agency, which mainly oversaw disaster-reconstruction money, flood insurance, and model fire-prevention codes and training. Now they're in DHS.

      CIA was an independent agency. I think they're part of DHS now.

      In the name of duplication, the US Marshall's Service in the Dep't of Justice used to provide the same security function for Federal courts that the Federal Protective Service did for most other Federal property. DHS tried to take that away from them. Don't think they succeeded, though.

      The National Infrastructure Protection Center was taken away from FBI and added to DHS. It's a wonder the rest of the feebies were left alone.

      The US Coast Guard has traditionally been a part of the Department of Transportation during peacetime, and part of the Navy during wartime. They almost got sucked into DHS.

      When you fly into a US airport from abroad, you'll see three different uniforms before you can even worry about making a connecting flight. INS inspectors (white shirts with guns) check your passport. Now they're part of DHS. Then Customs inspectors (navy shirts with guns) to make sure you don't have any drugs or counterfeit blue jeans. And THEN white shirts without guns to ask you about fruits and vegetables and crop pests. They're a third agency, the US Dep't of Agriculture's Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service. No shit, DHS almost took them over too.

      So, I think it's fair to say that IT integration is the least of the organizational headaches DHS will have this year.

  3. Well... by curtlewis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So much for security in our homeland...

    Given Microsoft's record of continual failure with regards to security, I've always thought putting MS in charge of security (as with Palladium) was like asking the wolf to guard the sheep.

  4. Somewhere... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somewhere, in a deep dark cave, some terrorists are having a jolly good laugh.

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    1. Re:Somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I feel safer already! Thank god the countrys security is being handled by a company with a track record for supplying secure software, and without acting dishonourably. Coupled with a government which has always done what is fair and best for its citizens and those abroad, I feel the world is going to be a better place.

    2. Re:Somewhere... by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      Sounds like their pefect each other.
      The real question is who is the grater evil in this deal evil?
      Bush, Gates, or Tom Ridge.
      Hmmm this might make a good poll question. After adding a few more names.

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    3. Re:Somewhere... by panty-sniffer · · Score: 2, Funny

      They shouldn't laugh. Homeland Security will now have the "Windows Update" technology. Let's see them get by that!

    4. Re:Somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Somewhere, in a deep dark cave, some terrorists
      >>are having a jolly good laugh.

      I couldn't have said it better.

    5. Re:Somewhere... by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      More accurate:

      Somewhere, in a dank, stinky cube, some dirty geeky nerds are having a baseless laugh.

    6. Re:Somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, they may very well be using Windows themselves. Or, you think, they use OpenBSD?

    7. Re:Somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Somewhere, in a deep dark cave, some terrorists
      >>are having a jolly good laugh.

      I couldn't have said it better.


      Yeah I'm sure some terrorists in a dark, damp, and hot-as-hell cave are worried about what computer software the gov't uses when they are being bombarded from above by bunker buster bombs via B-52's.

    8. Re:Somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The real question is who is the grater evil in this deal evil?"

      Possibly the cheese grater.

    9. Re:Somewhere... by Lord+Custos · · Score: 1

      Bush, Gates, or Tom Ridge.
      Hmmm this might make a good poll question. After adding a few more names.


      Ultimate Force of Evil in the Universe
      () George W Bush
      () Freiza
      () Bill Gates
      () Perfect Cell
      () John Ashcroft
      () Maijin Buu
      () Steve Ballmer
      () The Evil CowboyNeal of the Antimatter Universe

      Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know that #2,4,6,7 and possibly 8 are cartoon characters...

  5. WEll, good news and bad news. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good news: Orwellian homeland securty is now going to lose all your data as fast as it collects it.
    Bad News: "In other news, After extensive backround checks by homeland security, Mr. Nedal Nib Amaso is now head of NTSB....."

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    1. Re:WEll, good news and bad news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nedal Nib Amaso

      That is Osama Bin Laden spelled in reverse order.

    2. Re:WEll, good news and bad news. by PD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows will just truncate that to Osama~1

    3. Re:WEll, good news and bad news. by jpetts · · Score: 1

      That is Osama Bin Laden spelled in reverse order.

      <Actor turns to look at camera, and waits for laugh/applause>

      The Obligatory Unnecessary Punchline, as delivered excrutiatingly and endlessly by US TV.

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    4. Re:WEll, good news and bad news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit!!!

  6. um... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1, Redundant

    This shouldn't be much of a surprise -- remember the Federal government is already Microsoft's biggest customer.

    what would be the surprise? did MS do anything illegal here? or are they doing what companies do for fun; MAKING MONEY?

    please stop looking at everything microsoft does as immoral - they are a company, their purpose is to make money.

    1. Re:um... by White+Roses · · Score: 1

      No, no, it's just easier to assume everything Microsoft does is evil or has an evil ulterior motive. That way, you're not dissappointed when it turns out to be the case. Plus, someday, we might all be pleasantly surprised when MS finally exceeds our expectations, which are, admittedly, pretty low.

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    2. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows XP - when that came out all you /. geeks tried to do was tell everyone what "XP" stands for.

      "oh my! it's so eXPensive!"
      "it takes too much resources"

      face it, XP is by far the best OS for home use ever. if you want to develop stuff - fine, go with linux. but eventually you're going to have to admit that MS did a good job with XP

    3. Re:um... by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      Also, the IBM/SuSE bid came in at $150M...

      You be the judge: Troll or Funny?

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    4. Re:um... by fliplap · · Score: 0

      Troll.

      He was mearly pointing out that the government is MS's biggest customer. Not that Microsoft did anything wrong, but that perhaps the government is making an unwise choice (which he didn't say).

      This is like saying a band's biggest fan bought thier latest album. It doesn't really mean either side did anything wrong, just that the biggest fan hasn't been looking for a new favorite band. Even though everyone is telling him the band sucks and has always sucked.

    5. Re:um... by GammaTau · · Score: 1

      please stop looking at everything microsoft does as immoral - they are a company, their purpose is to make money.

      Where in the article it was stated or otherwise implied that Microsoft is acting immorally? As far as I can see, it just mentioned that Microsoft got a deal while many hope that Linux would have got it. I see no references to unfair or immoral practises, just that it's unfortunate Linux wasn't chosen.

    6. Re:um... by Shadowhawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have no problem with the actions of MS here. The actions of the Dept. of Homeland Security on the other hand...

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    7. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ummm.. you mean to say "They are a monoploy" and their purpose is to eliminate their competition and then hold the free world (including the American government) hostage.

      Yes.. I think that's what you meant to say.

    8. Re:um... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      It *is* immoral to sell a government agency a system that is known to be flawed when that agency has plans to use the system to protect people from harm.

      [disclaimer: immoral is used as defined within my moral system, maybe murder is perfectly fine with you]

    9. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read the article. there is too much speculation going on. obviously they are trying to say MS is evil, otherwise this wouldn't be news - the government spends a lot of money on other stuff as well.

    10. Re:um... by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      please stop looking at everything microsoft does as immoral - they are a company, their purpose is to make money.

      Yeah, but they don't have to be such gluttons about it. How about leaving enough so others can make money too?

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    11. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is implied in the entire article - this is slashdot, things like that are implied UNLESS the article submitter simply tells the news as opposed to speculating and analyzing it.

    12. Re:um... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      Crashing without giving any indication as to what went wrong isn't an indicator of a 'good job'.

      I bet they analyze _all_ of those reports people send when XP or other software crashes.

    13. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contract killer is just making money, there is nothing wrong with that, right?

      There are rules and ethics, making money isn't an excuse to ditch them.

    14. Re:um... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      i haven't had a crash since the day i bought it a year and a half ago.
      where do you think they get the information to make their updates?

    15. Re:um... by gspr · · Score: 1

      Who implied that they did anything wrong?

    16. Re:um... by egarrido16 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not happy when my government uses a convicted and virtually unchanged monopoly for big $$$ business.

      I thought the United States government was supposed to protect the market from these monopolies, not protect the monopolies from the market.

      Eric

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    17. Re:um... by Allegro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not the morality of Microsoft in question, I don't believe.

      Rather, I'm inclined to ask myself why the government is such a dedicated customer to a known criminal. Let's see, we convict Microsoft for monopolistic crimes (for the second time), and then we turn around and help solidify the monopoly ourselves.

      For the cost of licensing softare from Microsoft, they could be training their employees to use a more permenant solution, they could be saving taxpayers money into the future, and they could put a big ol' metaphorical boot into Microsoft's collective arse.

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    18. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what rules or ethics are they breaking?????

    19. Re:um... by Loundry · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they don't have to be such gluttons about it. How about leaving enough so others can make money too?

      You're accusing them of greed, an entirely subjective notion. It's as meaningless as blanket accusations of "evil".

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    20. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is slashdot, who do you think?

    21. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DHS's purpose is to protect people from harm?

      I thought it's purpose was to silence all who oppose Fuhrer Bush.

    22. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not a monopoly. Macs are making a major comeback, and Linux isn't doing too bad either. MS cannot charge you $10,000,000 for a copy of windows because in that case you'd buy something else - the only reason monopolies are bad is that then they could charge whatever they want, and not make their product any better.

    23. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This issue has nothing to do with M$. The issue is the Mericun Guvmt doing stupid things with my tax debt (would have said "dollar" there but we are in deep deficit days).

      Remember: it's your choice when you vote.... tax and spend democrats or deficit and spend republicans.

    24. Re:um... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course, to over-extend your analogy, the fan is buying their latest album with my money!

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    25. Re:um... by island_earth · · Score: 1

      It *is* immoral to sell a government agency a system that is known to be flawed when that agency has plans to use the system to protect people from harm.

      And henceforth, the government will only buy perfect goods and services, known to be without flaw, under penalty of law.

      Or is it, perhaps, moral to sell a government agency (and for that agency to buy) a product that is thought to be good enough for its purpose, as I have no doubt the Microsoft representatives already believe? Your opinion may be that they're wrong, but this hardly rises to the level of immorality.

      Linux is not without flaws either. No operating system or computer platform is. You may freely disagree with their choices, but please get off the moral high horse.

    26. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember: it's your choice when you vote.... tax and spend democrats or deficit and spend republicans.

      guess what you're supposed to do when the economy is down... CUT TAXES. you people really bug me - it's called stimulating the economy - it causes people to make more money. amazing, isn't it? look at the stock market - above 9000... now is that bad? NO, especially after 9/11.

    27. Re:um... by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

      >please stop looking at everything microsoft does as immoral - they are a company, their purpose is to make money.

      Not immoral...amoral. Importance difference. When your only purpose is to make money, you don't care about morality, only about actions that you know will ultimately reduce profits. Occasionally those actions intersect with popular notions of morality.

    28. Re:um... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      No, but I am suprised that a lower bid was not made for free software. I'm assuming (didn't RTFA) that a nice bid process was followed for such a purpose. Couldn't Redhat have easily underbid them?

    29. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, so by your statement, i can order a pre-built system from any vendor, and get my os of choice either preinstalled, or bundled. THAT my little AC dropping is a non monopolistic practice. as long as ms has control over the oem's there will never be freedom in the industry.

      if dhs wants to do something useful, how about removing the contracts that control who has access to cellular communications in the dc metro system (and possibly others). looks like at&t is the leader to me, and companies like t-mobile get nothing... c-mon dhs, empower the people, stop lining yer pockets...

    30. Re:um... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      Or is it, perhaps, moral to sell a government agency (and for that agency to buy) a product that is thought to be good enough for its purpose, as I have no doubt the Microsoft representatives already believe?

      I don't care what any salesman(representative) believes. I've never met a salesperson who knew what the hell they were talking about.

      Your opinion may be that they're wrong, but this hardly rises to the level of immorality.

      They're not taking what in my opinion is the best possible choice for their needs(as I know them).
      That is what I take issue with.

      You may freely disagree with their choices, but please get off the moral high horse.

      I will disagree. My morals are my own, they are not any higher than anyone else's.

      (note: cliche is annoying)

    31. Re:um... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      i haven't had a crash since the day i bought it a year and a half ago.

      [disbelief]You installed WinXP? And use it regularly? and no crashes?[/disbelief]

      I've noticed far fewer crashes and a much more solid product overall when using WinXP.

      where do you think they get the information to make their updates?

      Definate possibility.

    32. Re:um... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      The DHS's purpose is to protect people from harm?

      I thought it's purpose was to silence all who oppose Fuhrer Bush.


      It sure is, as the DHS defines 'people' as anyone they don't mind breathing.

    33. Re:um... by reverendslappy · · Score: 1

      Absolutely RedHat could've underbid them for licensing costs.

      But unless you put Linus himself and about 500 other OSS developers all to work at DHS for 5 years to re-engineer and re-do just about everything IT (apps, infrastructure, support, user training, etc.) in the entire department for free , the MS solution comes out much cheaper overall.

    34. Re:um... by White+Roses · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about XP? Damn, you Windows users are getting almost as paranoid as the Mac users.

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    35. Re:um... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      the great grandparent basically said "MS doesn't make quality products"

    36. Re:um... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      please stop looking at everything microsoft does as immoral - they are a company, their purpose is to make money

      Unless MS has embraced and extended the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights, there is no inherent right to the pursuit of desktop control, and MS is a convicted monopolist. I am continually amazed by the people who have been brainwashed into believing that incorporation = no laws = no responsibility.

    37. Re:um... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      breaking the law does NOT mean they did something immoral. Rosa Parks broke the law. Ghandi broke the law. Immoral? they definitely did it for moral reasons, (which MS is not doing), but it just goes to show that breaking the law does NOT mean it's immoral. what MS is doing isn't moral, but it isn't immoral either.

    38. Re:um... by White+Roses · · Score: 1
      Well, sure, given enough iterations, anyone can make a quality product. In general, however, MS's tactics have been to either purchase a company with a quality product and then plaster "Microsoft" all over it, or release a shoddy product and make users pay for upgrades, which has the added effect of lowering a user's expectations of what makes a quality product. If Windows XP was released as a fresh, new product, then I might agree. As it stands, XP is the lastest iteration of NT, covered in eye candy, and preparing the user for imminent DRM deployment. It sure looks like a higher quality product than the other Windows versions that came before it, but compared to many other operating systems, it's not. I even know plenty of die-hard Windows users who still use 98SE, considering it to be the epitome of Windows developement, all before being too shoddy, and all after being too bloated.

      Microsoft's quality products are still basically Word and Excel. They were developed and introduced back in the days when MS still had to worry about competition, and were all the better for it (they also benefitted heavily from the Mac OS's GUI). They have arguably gotten worse with recent iterations (creeping featurism, deliberate format incompatibility).

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    39. Re:um... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      breaking the law does NOT mean they did something immoral. . . what MS is doing isn't moral, but it isn't immoral either.

      Lemme get this straight. Even though MS was convicted of committing illegal actions that financially injured other companies and the people who worked for those companies, that is not immoral? Webster's definition of immoral: "not in conformity with accepted principles of right and wrong behavior." I can't even begin to guess how you arrived at your opinion.

    40. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're an idiot. companies compete - that's what they do to get more money. what Ghandi did was not accepted as right at the time.

    41. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't think the first version of linux was any good at all. well... it isn't any good now, so i guess it doesn't matter. the difference, of course, is that you have to pay for windows. but guess what, IT'S A COMPANY. it can't just give you a new operating system for free. now with XP, there are automatic updates AND upGRADES. FOR FREE. i don't know what you're complaining about - windows is a good product, i don't mind paying for it. besides, if someone is going to sell an OSless computer for $999, but then they end up purchasing windows for it, i don't think they're gonna raise the price to $1100, no, they'll leave it at $999. Windows doesn't cost as much as you think when it comes down to it (unless you buy it seperately...), but if you're gonna buy it sepererately, it better be cus you're building your own computer, cus generally people upgrade their computers quite often anyways....

    42. Re:um... by Loundry · · Score: 1

      I can't even begin to guess how you arrived at your opinion.

      What he is stating is that illegal does not imply immoral.

      Webster's definition of immoral: "not in conformity with accepted principles of right and wrong behavior."

      Notice that Webster's definition has nothing to do with legality. You are arguing your opponent's point.

      "Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal." -MLK Jr.

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    43. Re:um... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      What he is stating is that illegal does not imply immoral.

      No. The original poster said that what Microsoft did was not immoral.

      Notice that Webster's definition has nothing to do with legality. You are arguing your opponent's point.

      You are missing the point: What MS did was both illegal and immoral by definition. I never said something that was illegal had to be immoral (although it is usually so if you buy into the social compact thing). My objection is to people who regurgitate this newly discovered corporate amorality spiel. It's nothing more than a convenient cop-out for corporate management, which is trying to excuse it's unethical, immoral behavior.

    44. Re:um... by Loundry · · Score: 1

      No. The original poster said that what Microsoft did was not immoral.

      Yes, he argued that. He also argued that illegal does not imply immoral. From what you wrote, it seemed like you were arguing, "Since they did something illegal, I can't see how you think they did nothing immoral" (i.e., illegal implies immoral).

      You are missing the point:

      I think we're actually getting the point confused.

      What MS did was both illegal and immoral by definition.

      As if that which is "immoral" were always so cut-and-dry! Mind you, I agree that Microsoft did (and still does) immoral things. The problem I keep running into is that everyone else seems to have different ideas about what is immoral. ;)

      My objection is to people who regurgitate this newly discovered corporate amorality spiel. It's nothing more than a convenient cop-out for corporate management, which is trying to excuse it's unethical, immoral behavior.

      I agree!

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    45. Re:um... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      From what you wrote, it seemed like you were arguing, "Since they did something illegal, I can't see how you think they did nothing immoral" (i.e., illegal implies immoral).

      If I was unclear, I apologize. My point was that people were hurt, and, in the absence of declared war or self-defense, that would (should) be an immoral act.

      As if that which is "immoral" were always so cut-and-dry! Mind you, I agree that Microsoft did (and still does) immoral things. The problem I keep running into is that everyone else seems to have different ideas about what is immoral. ;)

      That is certainly true, and the gray area seems to get bigger every year. The principle I try to hold to is "do no injury to others" -- aside from joining the occasional slashdotting, of course. :)

  7. DHS was already around? by realdpk · · Score: 1

    Wasn't most of the DHS already around, and thus, already had desktops and software and all that garbage? Did they throw it all out instead of just installing a comparatively small set of computers and buying licenses for those?

    Man, I wouldn't have voted for that!

    1. Re:DHS was already around? by UnderScan · · Score: 1

      Yeah check this page:

      http://www.ins.usdoj.gov/
      404 - Requested Page Has Moved

      On March 1, 2003, the Immigration and Naturalization Service became part of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and its functions were divided into various bureaus of that department. The website you have requested has been moved to http://www.bcis.gov. If you were referred to this URL by another website, please contact the owner of that site to inform him or her of the change in address.

      If you attempted to reach the INS website through a bookmark, please change the bookmark. All web pages at the www.ins.gov and www.ins.usdoj.gov addresses will be permanently removed as of June 1, 2003.

      An attempt was made to find the specific page you requested:

      Click on the link below to find the page:

      http://www.immigration.gov
      Thank you for your cooperation.

    2. Re:DHS was already around? by phuckauthority · · Score: 0

      The Department of Homeland Security is a branch employed by Bush after he let 9/11 happen. This branch is not for external matters but more to repeal the rights that real patriots fought and died for. See the PATRIOT Act for more info. Find more info here.

    3. Re:DHS was already around? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, I agree witih you. But if I remember right, it was basically a governmental reorg, where several agencies (like the Coast Guard and border patrols for 2) were moved under the DHS umbrella.

    4. Re:DHS was already around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sir - you are correct it was around. I work at DHS, and previously worked at 2 other departments. Most of the technology, even within a single small department, is completely mismatched and there is no overall management. Most departments have people running everything from Windows 98 to Windows XP, with probably 3 to 4 versions of Office and often Word Perfect as well.

      The goal is to consolidate all that to one enterprise platform; get enterprise licenses to save; and have consistency for support. I am not a fan of MS and I think that better ways could be developed.

      When I was CIO of a small bureau of a federal department, I refused to pay MS their blood money for whatever they are calling their enterprise license scam. But putting together 22 pieces into one Department, with probably 100,000 plus daily users, there is little option available but to get the MS suite.

      It is not realistic at this time to put all those people on open office or something like that. I think it is insane that we should have to pay for Office when we buy the computer, then pay some yearly fee again to fix all the bugs, but that is how things work until enough people wise up and work together to provide a true alternative.

  8. Taxes by pheared · · Score: 1

    Anyone have a pointer to what I need to do to tell the government where my tax money should be sent?

    In fact, it would be nice of them to provide a "do not use this money for Microsoft products" option.

    1. Re:Taxes by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, better for the US Government to install systems that have a smaller developer base and cost more to have software written for them...

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    2. Re:Taxes by realdpk · · Score: 1

      The general slashbot consensus is that you should just "go out and vote". Of course, you can't actually vote on this sort of thing, so the consensus is flawed - then again, it is /. :-)

    3. Re:Taxes by malocchio · · Score: 1

      You can try contacting your congressmen, but unless you are a constituant with a history of generous campaign donations, your letter will most likely be shredded.

      Anyway, even though in theory you should, in reality you have no say as to where your tax money goes--and neither do I--because we are tax payers, not tax redistributers. Unless you hold a position as an elected official, what right do you have to tell the Government how to spend its income? And on a matter like this, that's like petitioning your local school district to start painting all of the schools blue, because it's you favorite color.

    4. Re:Taxes by pheared · · Score: 1

      Well I do vote of course. I thought I had heard from a friend that you could tell the IRS or someone where you'd most like your funds to go.

    5. Re:Taxes by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      It's called a representative democracy. If you're a citizen, then talk to your representatives. All of them have email, most of them read and respond to it. Written letters are a quaint idea too.
      Do your best not to end up in the "loonies" folder.

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    6. Re:Taxes by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      I like the philosophy some people are using here in New Jersey, where nobody cares about how corrupt our government gets. It's called GRIP, or Get Rid of Incumbent Polititians. The theory is that anyone already in office has been corrupted, no matter how good they seem. Therefore, just turn over everybody in all offices before they have time to get too entrenched in the system.

    7. Re:Taxes by realdpk · · Score: 1

      First I've heard of that. I know you can tell them that you want $3 to go to the presidential campaign fund (which incidentally I said yes to, because I don't think campaigns should be privately funded the way they are now - I know, Dubya et al can just get around it by not accepting the $3..).

      I'd sure like that, but an acceptable compromise would be to move the income taxation from the federal level to the state. Let the feds beg for appropriations for a change, and let the citizens get better representation (even though that in itself is flawed).

    8. Re:Taxes by HiThere · · Score: 1

      My representative does respond.

      Actually, so do my Senators, but their response isn't exactly trustworthy.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    9. Re:Taxes by TnkMkr · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can vote on this sort of thing. Happens every time you elect your congressman, senator, or other politician. Your vote can go to the man who says,"I will not buy anymore Windows products for the government." Problem is majorities of people care more about other things (Crime, moral issues, hair style, political party, just to name a few).

      It is one of my pet peves when people play the apathy card. "There's nothing we could have done..." That's not true, what the politicians do and what they claim they will do is out there, you just have to spend the time to look it up.

      Now in a case where the elected official lies (and we all know the NEVER do that) then you make sure that their ass is expelled next time elections come up. Not only removes him but gives his replacement a clear message.

      Of Government is not a passive sport. Your either playing or being played.

    10. Re:Taxes by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      Anyway, even though in theory you should, in reality you have no say as to where your tax money goes

      As citizens, we always have to right to say where our money goes. Whether the power structure listens to its citizens is another matter. Sometimes they do listen. Take for instance, Social Security. Congress will never cut Social Security. Why? Because if they do, a large number of their constituency will turn against them. Senior citizens, as a group, actively participates in voting. Disproportionately, they represent a large percentage of the voting population.

      And on a matter like this, that's like petitioning your local school district to start painting all of the schools blue, because it's you favorite color.

      It's your right to petition the local school board on matters like these. Personally I think it's a silly petition, but I won't stand in anyone's right to do so. For minor and administrative things like this, I agree that the public should allow government officials to perform their duties without interference, but I can let government officials know what I think.

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    11. Re:Taxes by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Nice. So, how do I "vote" to have something like, say, the PATRIOT act repealed? I can vote for a congressman and senator, and maybe even a president who would be willing to do that. Does that translate into even a single vote against the PATRIOT act? Nope. Like you said, they're too busy worrying about other things, like getting re-elected, or getting others in their party elected, or paying back their campaign contributors.

      It's one of my pet peeves when people play the "if you don't like it, vote!" card. We're a long ways and a few revolutionary wars away from having a government that allows people to vote on the majority of the issues that affect them.

    12. Re:Taxes by malocchio · · Score: 1

      As citizens, we always have to right to say where our money goes. Whether the power structure listens to its citizens is another matter.

      Did you even read my post? All you did was repeat what you quoted from what I had to say.

      As for Social Security, if you read my post agian, the first line implies that Congress listens to the consituency--so nothing new there either.

      It's your right to petition the local school board on matters like these. Personally I think it's a silly petition, but I won't stand in anyone's right to do so.

      I agree, it is a silly petition, but I was making the point that people shouldn't bitch about the Government's contract with Mircosoft, just because they happen to prefer an Open Source or Apple solution themselves. I dunno, perhaps my analogy is a little flawed.

    13. Re:Taxes by TnkMkr · · Score: 1

      Your dam right the politicians should be worrying about being re-elected. You know how they do that, by passing the bills that the majority of people who VOTE for them want. You can tell a congressman what you want until you are blue in face, but if you don't vote they will ignore you. And if the guy you voted for doesn't get into office, well unfortunately you are in the minority of opinion and no matter how many revelations you stage you will not change what the majority of people will want or let the government do for them. (Now don't get me started on that... the stupidity of Joe Sixpack and the short sighted desires are something that drives me up the wall.)

      (Potential trolling here...)
      There is not secret massive population of people who are not allowed to voice their opinion, or vote. However there is a massive population of people who take no part in the government, don't even bother to learn how it works and then bitch about revolution whenever the government makes decisions they don't like.

      If you don't vote for people who represent your issues then how are the governing officials suppose to know what you want. The PATRIOT act went through because the congress men who did not vote for it were not re-elected, and vice versa, those who did were re-elected during the mid term elections (you know there were elections in 2002). That tells the government that people like the bill. At least a majority of those who voted did, so they think a majority of the population is ok with it.

      Of course there are special interest groups, but that is simply an issue of a large group of people getting together and deciding that they hold one issue as more important than any other and use it as a single selection criteria. For instance if you could show that a vast majority of the VOTING public will vote for a candidate solely on the issue of removing the PATRIOT act I guarantee you it would be gone in 2005.

      Problem is people (and by people I mean the general public) still think things like abortion, affirmative action, gay sex and copyright enforcement are vitally important and reasons to select a candidate.

    14. Re:Taxes by realdpk · · Score: 1

      "The voting record of the U.S. Senate (the final vote before the USA PATRIOT Act, then called H.R. 3162, was passed and put on the President's desk) was tallied at 98 "YEA" votes, 1 "NAY" vote and one absentee. President Bush took less than one day to sign it into law. The single dissenting vote was Mr. Feingold (D-WI)."

      http://www.civildisobedience.us/press/synopsis.h tm l

      So you're telling me that by re-electing ANYONE except Mr. Feingold that you are, as a citizen, telling the congressfolk that you are in support of the PATRIOT act?

      Also, I really, really, really strongly doubt that 98% of the population was in support of the PATRIOT act, or continues to be in support of it. I'd doubt it even if every one of those senators are re-elected. The fact is that 98% of the population can't agree on *anything*.

      How about this one - a better example of why our system has failed us. The DMCA was passed, in the House, by a voice vote (unfortunately I can only find references to this, but nothing that is an investigation into why it was a voice vote, etc. But it was.) It was done in such a way so that there was no possibility for accountability. If you're suggesting that all of the House members should then not be re-elected due to that, you're voting against those that said "Nay" as well. I don't know what it takes to force a vote to go on record, but it sounds like whatever it is failed.

  9. In other news by Diclophis · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Homeland Security Advisory System's current threat level has been elevated to 'blue' (Immanent threat of terrorism due to blue screen)

    1. Re:In other news by Oquin · · Score: 1
      The Homeland Security Advisory System's current threat level has been elevated to 'blue' (Immanent threat of terrorism due to blue screen)

      Wouldnt this effectivly make Microsoft the terrorists?

      We need to let Microsoft know that they may be in some sort of trouble and... oh, wait... nevermind.

    2. Re:In other news by pmz · · Score: 1

      The Homeland Security Advisory System's current threat level has been elevated to 'blue' (Immanent threat of terrorism due to blue screen)

      Blue is only the third-highest. The new color system will be: red, green, blue, and yellow. Unfortunately, the colors all mean the same thing, now.

    3. Re:In other news by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      BTW, what's wrong with libtool & autoconf? I always thought they helped make software more free...

  10. Isn't it time to quit laughing at Microsoft? by The+Terrorists · · Score: 1

    What's needed now is serious, patient lobbying, rather than anti-MS zealotry. Microsoft must be respectfully exposed to civil liberties arguments, rather than constantly defaced and hacked, or it will be a major party to ratcheting up surveillance and electronic oppression.

    1. Re:Isn't it time to quit laughing at Microsoft? by qtp · · Score: 1

      or it will be a major party to ratcheting up surveillance and electronic oppression.

      You seem to misunderstand the situation. Microsoft, as a corporation, exists for only one reason. The history of Microsofts successful business practices has taught them that the best way to gather wealth in the software market is to control the operating systems and information. This contract gives Microsoft the neccessary positioning to have access and conrol over the largest database of personal information in existance, and relative control over what is done with that information.

      Once the Department of Homeland Security has become dependant on Microsoft, it will be in the department's best influence to consider the security of Microsoft as essential to the security of the department and essential to thier mission. Any threat to Microsoft will be cosidered a threat to the nation as a whole.

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  11. Munich by jhunsake · · Score: 1

    I bet they're really crying about that deal now.

  12. We sue MS because they are a monopoly.... by veddermatic · · Score: 0

    ..and then we do everything we can to keep them there by giving them huge contract after huge contract.

    *sigh*

    I would love to propose a bill / law that any company found guilty of antitrust violations is barred from doing business with the US G'ment for 5 years per infraction. MS would be banned for quite some time.... but, oh well, they have lobbyists and money, and I don't.

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  13. MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahaha LOL

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Note that this MPU comment appeared exactly 2 minutes after the parent post. Guess who posted it? ;)

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP!!! by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Wasn't me. I'm fine on karma.

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    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP!!! by realdpk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It was probably someone who didn't want it attributed to me. I mean them. Karma r00lz.

  14. figures by phuckauthority · · Score: 0, Troll

    It figures that a fascist and unamerican branch of Gov't such as the DOHS would employ a fascist and unamerican company such as M$ to take care of their tech-needs. Heil Bush!

  15. Security Issues by jared_hanson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Security can only be as good as the most insecure point, which doesn't make me feel to good about Microsoft winning this contract.

    Imagine this senario: DoHS employee writes up a memo about who they are currently profiling and what information they have on file and saves it to his hard drive. Some terrorist writes an e-mail virus designed to send word file back to an account he can access. He then sends this virus to a department account where it spreads and sensitive information is transmitted back to the terrorist.

    Virusus like these have already been proven viable in MS Outlook. One can only hope that they are taking the appropriate measures to ensure that all employees have their computers locked down tight.

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    1. Re:Security Issues by I8TheWorm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that, specifically in the CIA, outside internet connections are handled on seperate pc's that the agent has to switch over to using a KVM, making it all but impossible to send a virus to their network. I'd have to imagine that the DHS would be set up similarly.

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    2. Re:Security Issues by pizen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your scenerio assumes information that sensitive is just freely available on a computer open to the internet. But classified information isn't transmitted lightly. Classified hard drives aren't on open networks and classified documents don't get emailed.

    3. Re:Security Issues by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

      From linked article:

      Among other problems, Berkowitz found that CIA analysts must bounce between multiple, isolated systems to gather information, including separate systems on each desk for accessing the CIA's classified network and using the public Internet.

      It only takes a small human error to save a document on a Internet connected computer. I'm sure this has happened before, or, if not, it should be expected to. In any case, as far as a terrorist concerned, any information gleaned from computers within government agencies is better than no information at all.

      Incidentally, I also find it odd that you try to refute my point by linking to an article that explains how horrible the CIA's IT department is.

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    4. Re:Security Issues by phorm · · Score: 1

      How do they transfer information then? In some way shape or form... the PC containing the info much be hooked up to a larger network.

      I doubt they they fed-ex a floppy every time they have a document to transfer... and let us not forget that documents and many other files are also known to be somewhat easily infested.

    5. Re:Security Issues by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      I never tried to suggest their IT department was current, but secure. The keyword is "isolated."

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    6. Re:Security Issues by LordHunter317 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No it doesn't, because that would cost the person their job. Classified and above grade data doesn't get f-d around with, ever.

    7. Re:Security Issues by pizen · · Score: 1

      I doubt they they fed-ex a floppy every time they have a document to transfer

      Actually this is exactly what they do. If information needs to be transfered between secure networks it is burned to a CD, the CD is then prepared in accordance with DSS procedure and is then sent to it's destination. I don't know if they use a third-party delivery system or a special courier.

    8. Re:Security Issues by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Yes, isolation is the best solution. Better even than a reasonably secure OS. But it's getting harder and harder to maintain, or so we were told earlier this week.

      Of course, the best security is to also have files in a format that nobody else can read. So what they should do is put in a bunch of Mac SEs with System 3.5 (3.3?) and MacWrite2. Take out the floppies, and hook them together with LocalNet. (I think the limit was 128...not sure about that.)

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    9. Re:Security Issues by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1
      I doubt they they fed-ex a floppy every time they have a document to transfer...
      Actually, that's exactly what they do. They did use tapes, but now that everyone is using x-rays to scan packages, they mostly burn stuff to CDs. Depending on the sensitivity, it's send via Fed-Ex in an inconspicuous package or via a special courier service.
    10. Re:Security Issues by pizen · · Score: 1

      I might actually cost more than their job. I think you can be arrested for serious violations.

    11. Re:Security Issues by kaisyain · · Score: 1

      A few years ago when I was working for a defense contractor a memo went out saying that UPS had just been qualified to courier classified documents. Up to that point I believe USPS was the only option, but I may be wrong on that point.

    12. Re:Security Issues by NialScorva · · Score: 3, Informative

      They shouldn't even have a KVM. If you work on a government site, you get more slack than a contractor, but you still usually have to have an air-barrier between machines of different classifications. Same thing applies for projects of different classifications, usually.

      Contractors negotiate the level of seperation, but it's not uncommon that machines of different classification aren't allowed in the same room as each other.

    13. Re:Security Issues by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Security can only be as good as the most insecure point, which doesn't make me feel to good about Microsoft winning this contract.

      The most insecure point is the user, not the computer, even running Windows. I hate Microsoft as much as anyone, but as people like Kevin Mitnick will tell you it's the people who are the most insecure point. Even with the government's security above that of most corporations the most breaches are likely to occur from someone's assistant giving away a password over the phone or something along those lines. Of course this contract means those workstations may continue to suffer the usual bugs, slowdowns, and viruses, but genuine security cracks are most likely to come from the users.

    14. Re:Security Issues by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      How is it a 'small human error' to copy a classified document to removable media, put it into a non-secure computer, and copy it over?

      These machines are airgapped. You've got your machine for the Internet, your machine for the internal network, and ne'er the twain shall meet.

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    15. Re:Security Issues by sammaffei · · Score: 1

      Being a past owner of a Mac SE (dual floppy), they shipped with System 4.1. Just FYI.

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    16. Re:Security Issues by n0ano · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're ignoring the story of ex-CIO director John Deutch who used a computer containing classified information to surf the web from his home. All the security procedures in the world will not protect you from the person who feels that the rules just don't apply to him.

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    17. Re:Security Issues by pizen · · Score: 1

      If the user is reckless with the information it doesn't matter what OS they use.

    18. Re:Security Issues by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      I think what the parent was saying, is that an agent could switch to his "internet" machine, do some work, go out for a coffee, come back, and forget he was on the "internet" machine, instead of the "confidential" machine, and work on that instead.

      I've done stupider things with nothing but an SSH terminal (although obviously not with classified information)

    19. Re:Security Issues by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Mea culpa. It's been so long I forgot.

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    20. Re:Security Issues by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      These agents aren't running a SSH terminal into the machine that is 'air gapped' from the public internet.

      They likely don't have the same applications on the secured machines as are on the 'public' machines.

      If you seriously think you're going to identify a security flaw in the FBI's computer system with casual ruminations here on a weblog, you live in a fantasy world.

    21. Re:Security Issues by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      I don't think that at all... and I'm sure it's extremely unlikely that it would happen.

      I dunno... just thinking out loud, using a comparison that I have experience with.

    22. Re:Security Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pardon me if I'm redundant, i just cant make myself read through 500 posts..

      While it is funny to joke about the irony of MS insecurity and national security, many people dont seem to be aware that really sensitive info is never stored on computers on public networks. That is why you dont see the DoD or others losing top secret data to hackers..

      People with access to really sensitive information often have 2 different computers, one for email and internet and one other which has access to the info and NO connection to the outside world.

      Of course, if someone gets physical access to the closed system you're screwed, but that's not MS fault :-)

  16. Site by kruczkowski · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the reasons the Feds are MS's biggist customer is becouse almost every computer has two, even three licences. Most organizations buy a site licences and then get one with the Dell PC. If only Dell sold PC's without licences...

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    1. Re:Site by IvyMike · · Score: 1

      Is this really true? If the government really pays for a large majority of software mutliple times, this seems like a criminal waste of my tax dollars, especially at a time when we're in a budget crunch.

      And I chose criminal intentionally, not just for rhetorical purposes - if our government really spends money for nothing in return, that's a crime, and heads should roll. To put in in terms MS would understand, it's software piracy in reverse.

    2. Re:Site by efflux · · Score: 1
      And I chose criminal intentionally, not just for rhetorical purposes

      I'm sorry, but as long as you are still speaking (and trying to persuade), it is rhetoric.

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    3. Re:Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be still writing... not still speaking...

    4. Re:Site by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 1

      Point. Match. Set.

      Well played efflux.

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    5. Re:Site by johneee · · Score: 1

      You can... Or at least, you can purchase your computer using your MS site licence agreement, and have the installed OS be covered under that site licence. I can't be bothered to look up the URL, but I know I've seen it...

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    6. Re:Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My coworker used to be an accountant at a computer manufacturer (hint: idaho). He hated the government contracts because they usually demanded to have the cost of windows licenses removed because of the site license. The manufacturer then bit the cost of the license for those computers, because they had to ship with windows licenses.
      This was only one smallish (relative) manufacturer, dell might be able to get away with more.

    7. Re:Site by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative
      Dell does sell computers without an OS if you are a business or government. They will even substract the OS cost from the price of the machine. They cannot not do the same for home computers because of a contract they had with MS that basically stated since Dell was getting such a good deal on Windows licenses, they could not sell computers that didn't come with an OS.

      Since businesses usually purchase a volume license, businesses needed an option not to buy Windows again. To get around this, Dell will ship computers with a lite version of DOS. You can't really do much with this version of DOS, but if your company is installing your volume license anyways, you don't need it.

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    8. Re:Site by IvyMike · · Score: 1

      I meant "criminal" to mean "an actual crime is being committed".

      This is a different use than, "Dude, did you see John take on that guy in Counterstrike? It was criminal."

      Perhaps I should have said, "I'm not using 'criminal' in just an idiomatic sense" or "I'm not using 'criminal' just as hyperbole, I'm using it in the strict sense of the word" or whatever.

  17. Terrorists rejoice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, Osama bin Laden just crapped his pants in disbelief. So much for computer security, indeed.

  18. New seal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heard about the new seal they got?

  19. Can we review the contract? by eaddict · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since MS did a bid, can we get a list of competing bids as well as criteria? It would be interesting to review...

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    1. Re:Can we review the contract? by caseydk · · Score: 4, Informative

      The RFP (Request for Proposal) should be public information. They're not always easy to find, but they're out there.

      Bids, on the other hand, are usually confidential. Pricing models, extra services offered, exact numbers of everything is not available to make sure that bidders don't game (ie, low-ball) their bid to kill the other guy.

    2. Re:Can we review the contract? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      It's probably very similar to the bid won by Halliburton recently in Iraq... they were the only one given a chance to bid because of the work they did on the "studies" initially.

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    3. Re:Can we review the contract? by amithv · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you file a FOIA (Freedom Of Information Act) request you can get the winning bid (even if you can't find it on a website). Just call the DHS Contracting office and ask them for it. If they refuse ask them to give you the number of the person who handles FOIA requests in their department. I looked at the DHS website and there are several contact #'s so I don't know which one should be contacted...

      also anyone see this?

      Redmond, Wash.-based Microsoft has landed a $470-plus million contract to issue software to the U.S. Army. Bloomberg reported it was the "biggest order ever for the company's programs. The deal covers 494,000 desktop computers, Microsoft spokesman Keith Hodson said. The Army will buy the software from a Microsoft reseller, Softmart, based in Downingtown, Pa. Hodson declined to say how the companies will divide the revenue," the wire service said.

      from july 25, 2003

    4. Re:Can we review the contract? by MisterSSL · · Score: 1

      > Redmond, Wash.-based Microsoft has landed a $470-plus million contract to
      > issue software to the U.S. Army. Bloomberg reported it was the "biggest
      > order ever for the company's programs. The deal covers 494,000 desktop
      > computers, Microsoft spokesman Keith Hodson said.

      Lessee: 470+ M$ / 494K desktops is over $951 / desktop

      And you thought $100 toilet seats were overpriced!

  20. If Microsoft already has somewhere north of 90% by joeflies · · Score: 1
    of the desktop market, then how does installing more microsoft software fall under improving homeland security? Unless, of course that these are new desktops, but I doubt that there were 140k new jobs added to homeland security department

    Rings of government using Homeland Security dollars to improve IT without actually improving security.

    1. Re:If Microsoft already has somewhere north of 90% by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 1

      then how does installing more microsoft software fall under improving homeland security?

      We will further increase our ability to beat any terrorist at solitaire.

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  21. RE: surprise by theNote · · Score: 5, Insightful


    This shouldn't be much of a surprise -- remember the Federal government is already Microsoft's biggest customer.

    No, it shouldn't.

    The US federal government is the largest purchaser of goods and services in the world.

    The above statement seems to imply something ugly, when in fact MANY companies' largest customer is the federal government.

  22. so publishing an advisory about microsoft software by kipple · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...will be illegal and a sign of terrorism?

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  23. This is news in only one sense by Badgerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That it's a lot of money. Otherwise it seems to be pretty par for the course and nothing really noteworthy.

    Now a move AWAY from Microsoft would be news.

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    1. Re:This is news in only one sense by Locutus · · Score: 1

      yup, it is a lot of money and nothing was mentioned about how much was actually SAVED by the consolidation. The new Central Intelligence Agency, now called DoHS, has consolidated the IT infrastructure of all the departments it consumed. Surely they didn't pay more then the sum of it's parts for this. Surely with so many blank checks getting handed out today in the whitehouse, this kind of consolidation would save money and be news worthy. That is unless they just met with Bill or Steve and simply asked "how much do you want"....

      LoB

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  24. I can see the website already... by WegianWarrior · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This security patch addresses both previous and newly discovered security vulnerabilities pertaining to homeland security."

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    1. Re:I can see the website already... by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Sound spooky, would the patch forward data secretly to the DoHS and update the computer so the user can't encrypt data or empty the Recycle Bin? Because allowing citizens to protect their data from prying eyes is a (homeland) security vulnerability!

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    2. Re:I can see the website already... by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      "We've upgraded your Bill of Rights, so that all free Americans can live without fear!"

      (Microsoft Bill of Rights Service Pack 28 not compatible with illegal aliens, foreign nationals, persons of interest, and those with opinions contrary to the current Administration. In order to enjoy the full potential of Service Pack 28 , please realign your political paradigm to right-of-Genghis Khan. Note: Genghis Khan and other barbarian hordes are not covered under Service Pack 28.)

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  25. The dirty little secret is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    that DHS already has many Open Source (and non-MS) apps widely deployed... They are extensively using Apache, Squid, Open Office (in some places) and things like Java for other day to day operations...

    Some of their integration efforts are mentioned here:

    http://www.govexec.com/features/1202/1202managet ec h.htm

    (Disclaimer: I work for DHS.)

    1. Re:The dirty little secret is... by switchbaby · · Score: 1

      ,,,DHS is not the only department deploying non-MS apps. Back in 2001, U.S. Defense Information Systems Agency (DISA) adopted StarOffice 5.2 because of ability to operate on multiple platforms (Linux, Solaris, & Windows). Same thing with Department of Defense - according to May 2002 press release, DOD has about 15,000 users. I couldn't find source, but I thought I remembered that DOE also had installed StarOffice.

  26. Closed Source = Back Doors by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Of course the spooks require closed-source software -- closed-source makes back doors possible.

    If the software were open-source, someone would find and publish any nasty little secrets hidden in the code.

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  27. Waste of money... by Honest+Man · · Score: 1

    "The Department has purchased a Microsoft enterprise licence via Dell"

    Lovely! Another example of Gov't spending too much - they could get the license directly from MS and save alot... Its not like they're some small mom and pop company, I mean dang.

  28. FOX technology news? by SuperBanana · · Score: 0, Troll

    This does not however mean that Microsoft and its hench-OEM Dell are poised to hoover up all of the Department's lovely IT budget

    Ahhhh, unbiased reporting. Have you considered working for FOX News?

  29. Borg icon NOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one needs the Borg icon bad. However, the placement of that icon is often done without any regard to how appropriate it is.

    1. Re:Borg icon NOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Borg icon? Whaa?

  30. Well ... by kingkade · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So much for Homeland "Security".

    Well done.

  31. You'd think.. by gerf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That they'd make use of SE Linux, since they helped develop it.

    Also, you'd think they'd want a variety of O/S's, ect, for security purposes.

    It shall be very funny/ironic when "Homeland Security" gets hacked due to some newfound MS flaw. Actually, i'm frightened, as they will probably have ever detail they can glean from every person they can, opened up to some arsehole

    1. Re:You'd think.. by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Well, if everything gets opened up, then two things will happen:

      1) We finally get the full disclosure that everyone wants from the government. TSG will be overrun.

      2) a metric assload of YRO articles on Slashdot.

    2. Re:You'd think.. by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Using a viarety of operating systems does not lend greater security. You're suggesting a sort of bastardized security through obscurity, wherein an attacker is not sure which OS is on Machine X even though he's already compromised Machine Y and knows everything about it - not a good method. Furthermore, even if this did help security and having multiple operating systems running would introduce complexity in that patches would have to be monitored for multiple systems. All operating systems are going to need a patch or two at some point.

      If you've got 1,000 machines running Win XP and a new patch is released, you've got one patch to apply 1,000 times. If you've got 1,000 machines running fifteen operating systems, and a new patch is released for each OS, you've got 15 patches to apply. If you're going to run a secure network, you want to have a homogenous environment throughout. That way, once you've got Machine 1 secure, you know the others are also secure. You may argue that if Machine 1 is compromised, then all the rest will be compromised as well. But the problem with that argument is that if Machine 1 is compromised, even if the rest of the machines (assuming they're running different operating systems) are fine, you've still got a compromise and in government and business matters - one is too many.

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  32. hoover up? by JivanMukti · · Score: 1

    "This does not however mean that Microsoft... are poised to hoover up all of the Department's lovely IT budget...."

    hmm... Microsoft software running DHS and its tracking of US citizens. Shouldn't that be J. Edgar Hoover?

  33. Welcome! by broller · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new technology overlords!

    1. Re:Welcome! by sharkey · · Score: 1

      But even as a trusted TV personality, I WILL NOT be helping AT ALL in rounding up others to toil in Ballmer's underarm sweat caves.

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    2. Re:Welcome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't realise, this is a quote from the Simpsons. It is the episode where Homer is in space and an Ant covers a in-flight camera and looks really big, Kent Brockman says something about welcoming our new insect-overlords.

      Of course this is Slashdot, so you should know that, if not deduct 10 points from your geek-o-meter.

  34. Alle Ist Verlorn by rssrss · · Score: 1


    sauve qui peut!

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  35. Paperclip Jokes... by harvey_peterson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see you are trying to bomb a country.

    Would you like help?
    -Get help with bombing the country
    -Just bomb the country without help

    1. Re:Paperclip Jokes... by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

      I see you are trying to bomb a country. Would you like help?

      Let's just hope that it's not the "genius" assistant offering help designing/deploying this bomb...

    2. Re:Paperclip Jokes... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
      Clippy: I see you are trying to run your police state. Would you like help:

      -collecting data on pirates from WMP?
      -sending 'public service' announcements via Hotmail?
      -lock down computers of P2P users, who are probably terrorists?
      -forcing users to upgrade their computers to Windows 84?

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    3. Re:Paperclip Jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is the link you're looking for.

  36. DHS? eeeeeeak! by whitelabrat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crap! Sure won't be the Department of Homeland Stability.

  37. Isn't that Steve Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that was Steve Jobs who took a dump into his clothes whenever encountering overhyped technology such as that sidewheel scooter everyone is talking about.

  38. A choice of unpleasant possibilities by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Given Microsoft's record of continual failure with regards to security, I've always thought putting MS in charge of security (as with Palladium) was like asking the wolf to guard the sheep.

    Given that 'homeland security' is really a euphemism for something between 'Big Brother' ("total informational awareness" etc.) and 'Political Police', I for one am relieved they are sufficiently incompetent to select Microsoft as their platform. This may, and I stress may, slow down our slide into a complete surveillance society submerged beneath ubiquitous governance.

    Or not, as it may be just the prelude needed for even more draconian legislation and public hysteria when Microsoft's chronic security issues begin to affect our perceived safety, leading to the unpleasant irony of having the technical ability to monitor and ubiquitously govern every man, woman, child, dog, cat, and garden slug in the country diminished while providing the political excuse for accelerating legislation through congress that makes the former pre-Gorbochov soviet parliament look positively liberal by comparison.

    What we do know for certain is that it puts a lot of money in the pockets of a convicted monopolist, which isn't helpful to anyone (other than said monopolist).

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    1. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or not, as it may be just the prelude needed for even more draconian legislation and public hysteria... [tinfoil hysterics ad nauseum]

      What this really shows is a desire for a good windowing environment, professional groupware, and a legitimate text editor.

    2. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      What we do know for certain is that it puts a lot of money in the pockets of a convicted monopolist, which isn't helpful to anyone (other than said monopolist).

      And, you know, AIDS patients. It's also helpful to them.

      I'm glad you found something to be angry about today. Dunno what you would have done otherwise.

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    3. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by geekee · · Score: 0, Troll

      What do you propose, using Linux? Linux security is worse than MS security. See here. The fact that your fact-devoid rant got modded up just shows how clueless the /. community is when it comes to these types of issues.

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    4. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmmkay... they are compairing MS's product line vs millions of applicatins that run on Linux? Are you stupid?

      The CERT report claims that security alerts for open source and Linux software accounted for 16 out of the 29 advisories published during the first 10 months of 2002. During those same 10 months, only seven security problems were documented in Microsoft products.

      It's like saying Honda's Cars are safer because American made cars had 300 accidents and Hondas 100. While it is true there are hundreds of thousands more Amierican made cars on the road the Hondas.

      Another market anaylist trying to strike up contraversy at the price of integrity. Nothing new here.

    5. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by perimorph · · Score: 1

      The quick-summary from your link:

      Even more security advisories will be released for open source products in the future, while the number of Microsoft security vulnerabilities will remain flat or decrease, Aberdeen's Eric Hemmendinger predicted.

      I see three problems here. First, they are comparing advisories to vulnerabilities. That's not exactly the same thing. Second, because Linux is open-source, Linux security problems are handled openly, in many cases with interested parties doing audits of source code and finding vulnerabilities before they become Big Problems. A Windows security problem is usually only handled openly if it's already been exploited, so problems should naturally be less visible to the general public. Third, this is a prediction, and lots of predictions are simply wrong.

      This doesn't mean that Linux is 100% secure, of course. Only that your facts are questionable.

    6. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by geekee · · Score: 1

      "This doesn't mean that Linux is 100% secure, of course. Only that your facts are questionable."

      My point is, Linux security is questionable. The parent should take the log out of his own eye before pointing out the thorn in his neighbor's eye. This Linux superiority BS is really annoying, and someone should give people a reality check.

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    7. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by geekee · · Score: 1

      "t's like saying Honda's Cars are safer because American made cars had 300 accidents and Hondas 100. While it is true there are hundreds of thousands more Amierican made cars on the road the Hondas."

      Ahh, a hell of a lot more people run MS software than Linux, so you're just adding ammunition to the arguement that MS is more secure. Maybe you should consider that you're the one who's stupid before posting a comment like "Are you stupid?".

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    8. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're a barrel of laughs at parties.

    9. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 0, Troll

      Right... You're, umm, smart.

      Some of the most cutting edge applications in existence run on the Windows platform. It's faster to develop Windows applications that Unix-based apps because the Windows development environment is so much better, in general.

      You seem to believe that your rancorous dislike of MS has something to do with how well people can develop applications for it.

      I mean, what do you think, that security holes are going to stop developers? Do you also think there is a good alternative? Unix security is pathetic, as well. It's entirely a matter of the application developer, not the OS. Windows XP _proper_ (meaning the core OS only) is quite secure, the problems you see are with applications (from MS or from others).

      Quite deluding yourself.

    10. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by shepd · · Score: 1

      All I can say:

      Windows XP updates + patches: Over 100 MB.

      Linux, kernel 2.4.21: 28 MB.

      MB per MB, Linux wins.

      Well, actually, I can say one more thing: That article was on open source AND Linux, not just Linux. So, you need to divide the numbers given by the number of popular open source applications and OSes.

      Let's see if I can name a few: Mozilla, Linux, BSD, openssh, GNU utilities, gcc, apache, samba, and XFree (just a few from the top of my head).

      The fact is there are so many more open source programs and utilities than Microsoft has ever published in their entire lifetime that Open Source wins (per application) by a long stretch.

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    11. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Quino · · Score: 1

      OK, what about webservers? More people run Apache, more people get exploited from running MS junk. Geez man, I thought this had been settled. One of the MS executives was actually quoted as saying that he was embarrassed about the securting in Win2K. Security just wasn't a priority. What else do you want?

    12. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Brainchild · · Score: 1
      "t's like saying Honda's Cars are safer because American made cars had 300 accidents and Hondas 100. While it is true there are hundreds of thousands more Amierican made cars on the road the Hondas."

      Actually, quite a number of Hondas are manufactured in North America ... this is like saying: "Computers made by Dell are safer, because computers sold by Dell had fewer security problems reported than computers sold in the United States".

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    13. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      You have no clue what you are talking about. Linux security is superior to that of any MS OS. When people talk about Linux vulnerabilities, they usually also include vulnerabilities to other open source apps. Sorry, but that is not Linux. Also, look at the expliots that have happened under Linux compared to MS OSes. Most of the ones you would find on Linux applications are very minor and fixed much faster then the MS "security through obsurity" method. Where as the ones under MS OSes are usually far more critical like network services, Server attacks, Credit card theft, logging users DVD picks, Unpatched IE security holes, etc. I wonder why the National Security Agency picked Linux for a secure OS? These are just some of the holes we hear about. It is easy to hide all the small holes when you use a closed source approach. Sorry, but the MS Fisher Price(TM) OS is not in the same league as that of Unix and Unix like OSes such as Linux, *BSD and now MacOS X. Whether you like it our not, Unix and Unix like OSes are the dominant server platform and run most of the web for a reason.

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    14. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by rotor · · Score: 1

      providing the political excuse for accelerating legislation through congress that makes the former pre-Gorbochov soviet parliament look positively liberal by comparison

      You do realize, don't you, that socialism and communism are liberal ideals? Are you sure you didn't mean to say "libertarian?"

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    15. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with how many people is running it? Joe Blow won't be looking for security holes, now will he? Please think before you post - your argument has been blown to tiny little pieces a thousand times already.

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    16. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      read that article, especially the comments. There you'll find lots of stuff to refute that.

    17. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Gta-Klue · · Score: 1

      Right... You're, umm, smart. Some of the most cutting edge applications in existence run on the Windows platform. It's faster to develop Windows applications that Unix-based apps because the Windows development environment is so much better, in general. You seem to believe that your rancorous dislike of MS has something to do with how well people can develop applications for it. I mean, what do you think, that security holes are going to stop developers? Do you also think there is a good alternative? Unix security is pathetic, as well. It's entirely a matter of the application developer, not the OS. Windows XP _proper_ (meaning the core OS only) is quite secure, the problems you see are with applications (from MS or from others).

      What's making me laugh most is that you actually believe this!!! HA HA HA HA !

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    18. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...that makes the former pre-Gorbochov soviet parliament look positively liberal by comparison."

      Yeah, during Stalin's reign, people were just flocking out of the US to get to the USSR. In fact, the USSR had to patrol their borders quite heavily to keep US citizens out. Now that Bush is in charge, everyone wants to go to N. Korea, now that the USSR is gone. They have similar border issues. I'm glad someone has the same sense of reality that I do. I was getting worried.

    19. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what a great counter-argument you have.

      Is that what made you captain of the debate team?

      "Sir, you turn to respond?"

      "HA HA HA HA!"

      "Congratulations, you have won the debate competition!"

    20. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I for one am relieved they are sufficiently incompetent to select Microsoft as their platform. This may, and I stress may, slow down our slide into a complete surveillance society submerged beneath ubiquitous governance.

      What happens when the DHS tells ISPs that they will only allow computers with an approved, snoopable, DRM-enhanced OS (Windows) to access the 'net in the name of national security?

      What we do know for certain is that it puts a lot of money in the pockets of a convicted monopolist, which isn't helpful to anyone (other than said monopolist).

      Couldn't agree more.

    21. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      My point is, Linux security is questionable.
      Agreed. There are surely more holes and errors to be fixed. Whether there are any left that are worth the trouble of exploiting is questionable.
      With Microsoft, the security is unquestionable. It isn't.
      If you really want to be annoyed, listen to the OpenBSD folks, and it isn't BS.

    22. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Some of the most cutting edge applications in existence run on the Windows platform.

      Yup. And the rest of the cutting-edge applications run on Apple, Unix, and Linux platforms.

      It's faster to develop Windows applications that Unix-based apps because the Windows development environment is so much better, in general.

      Really? my experience has been the opposite. After developing an app in Tcl/Tk for a Unix platform, management decided to use a Windows box instead. Even though the design was already done, the VB version took half-again as long to code because anything worth doing required jumping through hoops to make calls to that oh-so-easy Windows API. Watching a simple half-line statement translate into a two-line declaration and a three-line invocation is amazing - especially for what is suppposed to be drag-and-drool programming.

      Quite deluding yourself.

      Quite? I don't think he was deluding himself at all.

    23. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Given that 'homeland security' is really a euphemism for something between 'Big Brother' ("total informational awareness" etc.) and 'Political Police',

      I don't think that is a given at all.

      Actually I think that it is closer to a euphemism for "Department for Protection Against Islamist Terrorists," but calling it that would cause obvious political problems.

      Why don't you give Osama Bin Laden's love note to America a read and see how it factors into your beliefs. (You might find section 2 especially interesting.)

      (1) THE FIRST THING THAT WE ARE CALLING YOU TO IS ISLAM.

      (a) The religion of the Unification of God; of freedom from associating partners with Him, and rejection of this; of complete love of Him, the Exalted; of complete submission to His Laws; and of the discarding of all the opinions, orders, theories and religions which contradict with the religion He sent down to His Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him). Islam is the religion of all the prophets, and makes no distinction between them --- peace be upon them all.

      It is to this religion that we call you; the seal of all the previous religions. It is the religion of Unification of God, sincerity, the best of manners, righteousness, mercy, honor, purity, and piety. It is the religion of showing kindness to others, establishing justice between them, granting them their rights, and defending the oppressed and the persecuted. It is the religion of enjoining the good and forbidding the evil with the hand, tongue and heart. It is the religion of Jihad in the way of Allah so that Allah's Word and religion reign Supreme. And it is the religion of unity and agreement on the obedience to Allah, and total equality between all people, without regarding their color, sex, or language.

      (b) It is the religion whose book --- the Quran --- will remained preserved and unchanged, after the other Divine books and messages have been changed. The Quran is the miracle until the Day of Judgment. Allah has challenged anyone to bring a book like the Quran or even ten verses like it.

      (2) The second thing we call you to, is to STOP YOUR OPPRESSION, LIES, IMMORALITY AND DEBAUCHERY that has spread among you.

      (a) We call you to be a people of manners, principles, honor, and purity; to reject the immoral acts of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling, and trading with interest.

      We call you to all of this that you may be freed from that which you have become caught up in; that you may be freed from the deceptive lies that you are a great nation, that your leaders spread amongst you to conceal from you the despicable state to which you have reached.

      (b) It is saddening to tell you that you are the worst civilization witnessed by the history of mankind:

      (i) You are the nation who, rather than ruling by the Shariah of Allah in its Constitution and Laws, choose to invent your own laws as you will and desire. You separate religion from your policies, contradicting the pure nature which affirms Absolute Authority to the Lord and your Creator. You flee from the embarrassing question posed to you: How is it possible for Allah the Almighty to create His creation, grant them power over all the creatures and land, grant them all the amenities of life, and then deny them that which they are most in need of: knowledge of the laws which govern their lives?

      (ii) You are the nation that permits Usury, which has been forbidden by all the religions. Yet you build your economy and investments on Usury. As a result of this, in all its different forms and guises, the Jews have taken control of your economy, through which they have then taken control of your media, and now control all aspects of your life making you their servants and achieving their aims at your expense; precisely what Benjamin Franklin warned you against.

      (iii) You are a nation that permits the production, trading and usage of intoxicants. You also permit drugs, and only forbid the t

    24. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Gta-Klue · · Score: 1

      And my response to an AC? The acronym speaks for itself Anonymous Coward

      If you REALLY have something to say, register.

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    25. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by geekee · · Score: 1

      " What does this have to do with how many people is running it? Joe Blow won't be looking for security holes, now will he? Please think before you post - your argument has been blown to tiny little pieces a thousand times already."

      Did you consider that having more users makes you a bigger target? There is more incentive to hack Windows because you can compromise more machines. So more hacks are inevitable for Windows than Linux. However, this is besides the point. The point is, no OS is secure. Even if Linux is more secure than Windows, it's still not secure. Where do you think the term root kit comes from. Windows doesn't even use the term root. More secure doesn't cut it.

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    26. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 1

      And if the devil herself gives 10 billion to AIDS research does that makes her less of a devil?

      Also, The money for AIDS research are Bill's bills, not convicted monopolist Microsoft. One of the mistakes frequently made here is to lump a complex human being and a soulless corporation together.

    27. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      And if the devil herself gives 10 billion to AIDS research does that makes her less of a devil?

      1) Yes, good point. That would make the devil less evil in my eyes.
      2) There are many other reasons why this is perfectly acceptable. That's just the one that popped into mind.

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    28. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you do yourself a favor and actually install and use a Linux distro yourself, so you can have a clue what you're talking about.

    29. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by mpe · · Score: 1

      Actually I think that it is closer to a euphemism for "Department for Protection Against Islamist Terrorists," but calling it that would cause obvious political problems.

      Whilst bending over backwards to not call other people "terrorists", especially if they target Moslems.

    30. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      The point is that you are comparing Windows the operating system to an operating system (Linux) and the thousands of applications that are available for it, but not part of the operating system itself. You claim that Windows is more secure, which is false. Look at Microsoft's other products. Apache is far more secure than IIS - has far fewer security holes. This, despite the fact that Apache has a far higher market share in the web server market than IIS. How does this go together with your claims? Hm?

      "Where do you think the term root kit comes from. Windows doesn't even use the term root.
      Oh dear. The term "root" was around long before Windows was even considered. This is completely irrelevant and says nothing about security.
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    31. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      -- My point is, Linux security is questionable.

      No, your point was Linux security is worse than MS security. And your frequent posts here on the topic show you are clueless.

      Ok, done feeding troll.

    32. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by goatan · · Score: 0
      More secure doesn't cut it

      so less does?

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      Saying Apple is better than MS is like saying Botulism is better than rabies.

    33. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      You sure told me. What a trenchant analysis.

    34. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      You could have used Tcl/TK on Windows, of course.

      But still, it all depends on the type of application. You don't write "real" applications in TCL/TK _or_ VB. You use C++, C#, Java, Eiffel, whatever. VB and Tcl/TK aren't great examples of how to write complex, yet manageable applications.

      Visual Studio .NET doesn't have an equal on the Unix side, and most other IDE's work better on Windows as well (e.g. Netbeans, Eclipse). The Windows API is _much_ richer than your average Unix API, though of course it's easier for Windows since there's only one version.

    35. Re:A choice of unpleasant possibilities by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      You could have used Tcl/TK on Windows, of course.

      No kidding? I tried that first, thanks very much. Tcl wasn't allowed the hardware access that was needed. That was only available through the Windows API.

      You don't write "real" applications in TCL/TK _or_ VB.

      Spare me. I don't do language holy wars. I use the proper tool for the job, and I use quite a few. If the customer wants a one-off utility with a GUI in a hurry, you use what meets your needs.

      The Windows API is _much_ richer than your average Unix API, though of course it's easier for Windows since there's only one version.

      Substitute "bloated and verbose" for richer, and then you've got it right.

  39. In order to assure the security of the state... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    All IP traffic within the US must be monitored and logged.

    All computers using IP resources in the US must be trust(ed,worthy).

    All software running on trust(ed,worthy) systems must be verified and signed by DHS-approved auditing body.

    Due to the enormous expense of this undertaking, a surcharge will be applied to every CPU, HDD, and piece of software used on trusted machines. DHS-approved auditing bodies will use the proceeds to monitor and manage all computer systems within the US.

    Circumvention or non-compliance shall be a felony, punishable by not less than five years in prison and $10,000 fine for each violation.

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    1. Re:In order to assure the security of the state... by phuckauthority · · Score: 0

      Is that from a DOHS statement or something?

    2. Re:In order to assure the security of the state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's a joke, boy. You're supposed to laugh.

      /foghorn

  40. No more WMD / Saddam / Usama by saintjab · · Score: 1

    All that violence, and for nothing.. Instead of suicide bombers, and the like, they will only need to train 3l33t 5kr|pt K|dd135 to kik our asses into oblivion. Hell, a few good buffer overflows, maybe DoS for good measure, and they'll have the keys to this kingdom. Thanx MS!

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    1. Re:No more WMD / Saddam / Usama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up....just shut the fuck up. you aren't funny, neither is your linux wielding, mozilla using ilk.

  41. youre all doomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all you microsoft loving infidels will suffer now!!!
    prepare the wrath of *nix allah !!!
    we will launch our cyber jihad againts your weak judeo-christian IIS servers
    mwahahahaaaa !!!

  42. Falling on the Grenade by squashed · · Score: 1
    The minions of the DHS will defend the homeland by ensuring that the worst M$ bugs plague them, before they can infest the American people and the world.

    These dapper heros are falling on the M$ grenade, to save us.

  43. Wow! by C_Kode · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone actually got the words Microsoft and Security in the same subject line! :)

  44. Re:Well... by KillerHamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    So much for Homeland "Security".


    Now now, let's not be so quick to criticize. Securing Microsoft systems is extremely simple:


    1. Shut down computer
    2. Unplug computer
    3. Lock computer in vault
    4. Place armed guards in front of vault
    5. Security!
  45. Bill Gates tightens his grip on the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this predicted in some biblical text?

    I just think its funny, the man with the most money in the world is given even more money...

    I thought the rich already did a pretty good job of removing the liberties of the poor men.

    Now the rich is charged with security, and Ben Franklin says I told you so.

  46. Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, I'm positively shocked. Shocked I say! Next, you'll be telling us that the earth's gravity makes things fall toward it.

  47. Guess what their new home page is going to be? by beacher · · Score: 1

    This about covers it all. National security and Microsoft. Wrapped up in one...
    Have fun with this
    -B

  48. fools by chef_raekwon · · Score: 1

    is it april fools day?

    oh wait, its july....i guess its just fools day...

    microsoft and security - -- the oxymoron of the millenia...

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    We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
    1. Re:fools by geekee · · Score: 1

      "microsoft and security - -- the oxymoron of the millenia.."

      Linux security sucks too. Get a clue

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  49. Homeland Security personnel will train... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...using the sophisticated simulation of minesweeper.

  50. No laughing matter by Pettifogger · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Does anyone realize how often foreign governments and entities are spying on US corporations? There's a lot of industrial espionage out there.

    Of course, the government is not only collecting information on individuals, they collect it on anything we're involved in, including our jobs and businesses.

    It's pretty well-documented that Microsoft's software is full of holes and that they're not particularly good at fixing them. Witness Microsoft's own computers being taken down by a worm. My concern is that we've just given not-so-well-intentioned foreign parties a free pass to take a look at everything that's going on in the United States. Holes and hacks will be found. If they really cared about "security," they'd use a blend of different programs and software. Sure, a little more work, but a lto more work to penetrate.

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    1. Re:No laughing matter by lysium · · Score: 1
      You are aware that desktop PCs in the government are already running Windows, aren't you?

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    2. Re:No laughing matter by Laur · · Score: 1

      Actually, what's even more interesting is that Microsoft is "sharing" its source with foreign governments (including China) and not the US. Doesn't give me a warm fuzzy feeling.

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      When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself. - Harpo Marx
    3. Re:No laughing matter by natron+2.0 · · Score: 1

      funny, I read all this on my government pc which is a dell running win2k...this is not news to me...

    4. Re:No laughing matter by Post · · Score: 1
      Does anyone realize how often foreign governments and entities are spying on US corporations? There's a lot of industrial espionage out there.


      Ironically, Open Source lobbyists outside of the US say that governments and large corporations should move away from Microsoft as they suspect NSA/CIA/FBI/Corporate America-sponsored backdoors in Windows & Co to spy on them ...
  51. no wonder by tx_kanuck · · Score: 1

    It's no wonder dealing with the feds takes for ever, they're always in the middle of a server reboot. Someone want to tell them that server uptime is supposed to be greater then on-hold queue time?

    --
    Now, if that makes sense to anyone, could you please explain it to me? I think I've confused myself.
  52. Re:Well... by $lacker1 · · Score: 1

    only if the wolf is bloated beyond movement and has to be poked with a stick because it keeps falling asleap

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    //comments are for suckers
    //coders read code
  53. Re:This thread reserved for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All joking asside, this will cause some serious repercussions as discussed here.

  54. Ever hear of Honeypots? by Sun+Nori · · Score: 1
    See what they are doing is installing a bunch of honeypots, and then learning what secuirty is not. So that the department of Homeland Security can recommend what not to run.

    It always has to be something negitive with you /.ers.

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    "640 K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981
  55. You never understood why did you? by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From 1984

    'There are three stages in your reintegration,' said O'Brien. 'There is learning, there is understanding, and there is acceptance. It is time for you to enter upon the second stage.' ...

    Do you remember writing in your diary, "I understand how: I do not understand why"? It was when you thought about "why" that you doubted your own sanity. ...

    'You are ruling over us for our own good,' he said feebly. 'You believe that human beings are not fit to govern themselves, and therefore --'

    He started and almost cried out. A pang of pain had shot through his body. O'Brien had pushed the lever of the dial up to thirty-five.

    'That was stupid, Winston, stupid!' he said. 'You should know better than to say a thing like that.'

    'Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just round the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?'

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:You never understood why did you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic mods, anyone? Dropping a tract of text in, verbatim, does not an insightful comment make.

    2. Re:You never understood why did you? by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

      How strange. I read that very passage this morning! :)

    3. Re:You never understood why did you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, OK... did you have a point, or do you just like quoting random paragraphs from sci-fi books?

    4. Re:You never understood why did you? by HexiaDeTrix · · Score: 1

      Scary, but infinetely true. This is goverment in its roots, especially the republican party, the democratic party does not have the machinery to behave like that, though intentions may come close for some. sorry no sig yet.

  56. This is actually a good thing by sheddd · · Score: 1

    If they considered open source with support from someone they'd invariably go with the lowest bidder who would surely proceed to screw things up... Most software contracts the gov't purchase are huge wastes of money. At least with micro$oft thay have a good idea of what they're getting and doing a half-assed job of maintaining their desktop's doesn't require much knowledge.

  57. A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what would be the surprise? did MS do anything illegal here? or are they doing what companies do for fun; MAKING MONEY?

    The problem I see here is that Microsoft's customer is the government. Where did the government get their money? Did they work hard and earn it? Hell, no! They took it by force. If the government wants more money, do they have to work harder for it or cut expenses (like the rest of us do)? Of course not! They just haul out the guns and take it! So, no, they didn't do anything illegal. They did something that is anti-freedom.

    please stop looking at everything microsoft does as immoral - they are a company, their purpose is to make money.

    Lots of Leftists think that making money is inherently immoral. I am not one of them, so your argument here is ineffective on me. I think Microsoft is immoral for other reasons. These are reasons for which they have never apologized, for which they have never tried to make amends, and that they show no signs of stopping.

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    1. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem I see here is that Microsoft's customer is the government. Where did the government get their money? Did they work hard and earn it? Hell, no! They took it by force. If the government wants more money, do they have to work harder for it or cut expenses (like the rest of us do)? Of course not! They just haul out the guns and take it! So, no, they didn't do anything illegal. They did something that is anti-freedom.

      ok... what's the problem? i can't seem to find it... anti freedom? WHAT?????

      please explain to me the reasons MS is immoral.

    2. Re:A couple of counterpoints by HiThere · · Score: 1

      They can haul out their guns and take it, but as often as not they just haul out the printing press instead.

      I've got an idea. Biodegradeable money. That way you can abolish taxes. Just adjust the amount of time the money will last before being eaten by bugs. (That would give a whole new meaning to "cold cash".)

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    3. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      They can haul out their guns and take it, but as often as not they just haul out the printing press instead.

      As if the latter excused the former. Furthermore, the latter has a well-established negative effect on the economy.

      I've got an idea. Biodegradeable money. That way you can abolish taxes. Just adjust the amount of time the money will last before being eaten by bugs.

      The government loves this idea! In fact, it has already been proposed by one or more Leftist congressmen. The government hates cash for the simple reason that it's very hard to track. It's why I choose to pay cash on those rare occurrences in which I buy "2600".

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    4. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 2, Informative

      ok... what's the problem? i can't seem to find it... anti freedom? WHAT?????

      As a taxpayer, am I free to NOT pay for Microsoft software? No! The government takes my money and buys Microsoft software with it. Microsoft, like so many other unprincipled companies who value money over freedom, beg like starving mongrels at the thought of taxpayer-plundered money.

      please explain to me the reasons MS is immoral.

      My god, where to start?

      1. Microsoft developed poor-quality software that people were content to live with merely because Microsoft was able to hold onto a huge market share. People are accustomed to the idea that "computers are unstable" and "need to be rebooted frequently" -- problems created by Microsoft if by anyone.
      2. Microsoft created and fosters the virus protection industry.
      3. Microsoft has a vested interest in things such as incompatible and secret file formats in order to compel people spend more money on software.
      4. Microsoft uses the BSA to threaten those who don't comply with its will.
      5. Microsoft does not honor the refund that it states on its EULA.
      6. Microsoft lied about the difference between NT Worstation and NT Server in order to force the sale of IIS.
      7. Microsoft lied about the technical differences between Direct3D and OpenGL in order to force developers to learn an API that it controlled.
      8. Microsoft compelled computer makers to not ship dual-boot systems by threatening to take away the Windows license of any computer manufacturer who violated Microsoft's will.

      I can go on and on. I an totally willing to discuss any of the points I've brought up here if it would help you understand why I think Microsoft is immoral. I will not accept any claim that my reasons are "petty", for what is "petty" to one is earth-shattering to another.

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    5. Re:A couple of counterpoints by RevMike · · Score: 1
      Where did the government get their money? Did they work hard and earn it? Hell, no! They took it by force. If the government wants more money, do they have to work harder for it or cut expenses (like the rest of us do)? Of course not! They just haul out the guns and take it! So, no, they didn't do anything illegal.

      I'd like to paraphrase political humorist P.J. O'Rourke...

      There are four kinds of spending:

      1. Spending your own money on yourself: you are concerned with getting the most value for your dollar.
      2. Spending someone else's money on yourself: You don't care about price, but you want the best quality. This is the kind of spending second wives do a Neiman Marcus.
      3. Spending your money on someone else: You care about price, and are willing to sacrifice quality. This is why kids get underwear for Christmas.
      4. Spending someone else's money on someone else: You don't care about price or quality. Most government spending happens in this mode.
      While I wish the government would concern itself with value, at least if they chose option 2 (like the military often does), we'd at least be more secure.
    6. Re:A couple of counterpoints by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      I sold a whole pile of backissues of 2600 magazine on eBay last year.

      Does this mean there's a homing beacon in the fender of my car now??

    7. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      I sold a whole pile of backissues of 2600 magazine on eBay last year.

      Does this mean there's a homing beacon in the fender of my car now??


      I don't know. The government hasn't exactly been forthcoming about who they have their eyes on and for what reason. It got a whole lot worse after 9/11, but that was the excuse for additional surveillance, not the reason.

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    8. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      but that was the excuse for additional surveillance, not the reason.

      i really hate people like you. don't ask me why cus you're not smart enough to understand. why do you use words that are SIMILAR, but not accurate to describe people you don't like? what in the world does the government gain by spying on people? SECURITY. they don't get money, they don't get sex. they give more jobs and more security. you're a freaking idiot. it's a reason, not an excuse

    9. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      i really hate people like you. don't ask me why cus you're not smart enough to understand.

      Do you feel a little better about yourself after that? Probably so, but it won't fix the real problem.

      why do you use words that are SIMILAR, but not accurate to describe people you don't like?

      Let me know when you're ready to start making sense.

      what in the world does the government gain by spying on people? SECURITY. they don't get money, they don't get sex. they give more jobs and more security.

      The government gets power by spying on people. Power can lead to money and sex if so desired.

      you're a freaking idiot. it's a reason, not an excuse

      Historically, do governments get bigger or smaller before they are overthrown?

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    10. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      look, loundry 4243!!!!! gosh you must be old.. anyway... the government getting more powerful does NOT aid any individual in the government. we live in a democratic republic, and groups of people make decisions, not just one, unless you're the president - in which case the legislative or judicial branch can still overthrow you. no one thinks they will gain money by making the entire government more powerful.

    11. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      look, loundry 4243!!!!! gosh you must be old..

      It's all relative, isn't it? By your use of capital letters, excessive exclamation points, words like "cus" and "freaking", and childish invective, I'm guessing you are a teenager.

      the government getting more powerful does NOT aid any individual in the government. we live in a democratic republic

      It's actually a constitutional republic, but you still get points for not calling it a "democracy". You need to support your point. How does our government being a constitutional republic mean that its increasing size does NOT give any individual more power?

      Let me give one example that destroys your argument. The new PATRIOT act allows the FBI to wiretap without warrant. FBI agents now have much greater leeway to abuse their wiretap abilities. Suppose an agent wants to check up on a competitor of his side business, or wants to spy on some cute chick in his neighborhood that he wants to bang? It's much easier now, thanks to the increasing power of government.

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    12. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      find me an FBI agent who uses his wiretap abilities for personal use and i'll say you won the argument.

    13. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      find me an FBI agent who uses his wiretap abilities for personal use and i'll say you won the argument.

      Here's another example: lots of Bill Clinton's political enemies found themselves targetted by IRS audits. I can come up with examples of how government officials can abuse their power for personal reasons all day long. You argued that a constitutional republic obviates corruption of this sort and have provided nothing to support this claim.

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    14. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      lots of PEOPLE find themselves targetted by IRS audits.

      you can't do it all day, you have yet to come up with a single valid example. you especially have not explained your original argument about the current government. i'm not the one who needs to support my claim, you are. that's like telling someone to support the fact that they did NOT kill someone. NO, the other people have to support the fact that they DID kill someone.

    15. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      and to clarify since you're obviously realizing that you're wrong so you're changing the subject, please explain to me what the government gains by being able to monitor certain people more closely. yes, the government will be stronger and more powerful, but how does this benefit INDIVIDUALS. an excuse would benefit individuals, a REASON benefits a group of people, like the country

    16. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      I'll respond to both of your posts here.

      lots of PEOPLE find themselves targetted by IRS audits.

      Of course. Do you agree with me that Bill Clinton abused government power for personal gain in spite of our country's being a constitutional republic?

      you can't do it all day, you have yet to come up with a single valid example.

      Except that I did. Read on.

      you especially have not explained your original argument about the current government. i'm not the one who needs to support my claim, you are.

      Are you referring to my "terrorism is the excuse, not the reason" comment?

      that's like telling someone to support the fact that they did NOT kill someone. NO, the other people have to support the fact that they DID kill someone.

      I reject all analogies as invalid.

      and to clarify since you're obviously realizing that you're wrong so you're changing the subject,

      I am not changing the subject; instead, I was giving a concrete example because I didn't think you were going to be willing enough to accept why your demanding of a concrete example in the other case was flawed, nor were you going to be willing enough to realize how damaging my point was to your argument. But since you're being "that way" about it (and have yet to admit that individuals will use government power for personal gain, as shown by Bill Clinton's abuse of IRS audits), here it is:

      I argued that the FBI has greater ability to abuse their wiretap abilities since the check of requiring a judge's approval had been removed. You demanded that I show you an FBI agent who had
      abused his wiretap privileges. The problem with this argument is that it assumes that no FBI agent would or could abuse his wiretap privileges, with or without judicial approval, and that is a point that you cannot prove. Furthermore, your reasoning as to why a constitutional republic was immune from abuse was this: "we live in a democratic republic, and groups of people make decisions, not just one". Here, through the PATRIOT act, it's no longer "groups of people" making a decision about a wiretap; Now it can be just one! I suppose that if I could find an FBI agent who had abused his wiretap privileges then it would be gravy, but guess what? All FBI investigations are kept secret! Certainly you can see how this is ripe for abuse as well.

      please explain to me what the government gains by being able to monitor certain people more closely. yes, the government will be stronger and more powerful, but how does this benefit INDIVIDUALS.

      There are lots and lots of reasons how this surveillance power can be abused for personal gain. Suppose I own some business in a city and I am also part of the government. Another non-government individual wants to engage in a business venture which I deem threatening to my business I use my spy powers to see everything that he is doing and use that to my business advantage. Do you believe that this is impossible? If so, I'd like to understand your reasoning why.

      an excuse would benefit individuals, a REASON benefits a group of people, like the country

      In other words, as long as someone can claim that any increased government encroachment on citizens' private lives "benefits the country" then it is justified?

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    17. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      ok, getting back to the original point:
      There are lots and lots of reasons how this surveillance power can be abused for personal gain. Suppose I own some business in a city and I am also part of the government. Another non-government individual wants to engage in a business venture which I deem threatening to my business I use my spy powers to see everything that he is doing and use that to my business advantage. Do you believe that this is impossible? If so, I'd like to understand your reasoning why.

      it's definitely POSSIBLE that ONE OR TWO dishonest people in the government could benefit from this, but it will NEVER happen. the average FBI job is fulltime, buddy. you said that the ENTIRE government used this as an excuse - now how could everyone in the government benefit from this? answer: they can't. it's a reason, not an excuse.

      In other words, as long as someone can claim that any increased government encroachment on citizens' private lives "benefits the country" then it is justified?

      as long as it's the FBI doing the enroaching, yes. if someone's doing something illegal - they deserve to get caught. if it's just something embarassing, they shouldn't worry cus it's not like the people watching them have any personal relationship with them. i wouldn't mind if someone i didn't know and was never gonna talk to in my entire life was watching me 24/7 because i'm not doing anything illegal.

    18. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      it's definitely POSSIBLE that ONE OR TWO dishonest people in the government could benefit from this, but it will NEVER happen.

      If you'll admit to one or two, then why not three or four? The people in the government are fallible humans, not infallible angels.

      the average FBI job is fulltime, buddy.

      This is a meaningless statement. Does it imply that the non-average FBI job could not be fulltime? Does it imply that FBI agents are too busy to abuse their power?

      you said that the ENTIRE government used this as an excuse

      I argued no such thing. The word "entire" is a word that you inserted.

      now how could everyone in the government benefit from this? answer: they can't. it's a reason, not an excuse.

      People in the government have been arguing for increased surveillance of the citizenry for decades. Decades before 9/11. I have no doubt that there are many government officials (Poindexter, for instance) who are outright pleased that the events of 9/11 have paved the way for their grand surveillance schemes.

      as long as it's the FBI doing the enroaching, yes. if someone's doing something illegal - they deserve to get caught.

      Here you are implying that illegal things are always wrong and always deserving of punishment, and that the FBI is always right to look for illegal things. I hate to break this to you, but illegal does not imply immoral. It used to be illegal in this country for black people to vote. It used to be illegal (unconstitutional, even) for people in this country to posses alcohol. It used to be illegal in this country to teach evolution in government schools. If you want to look in other countries, the situation is much, much worse! It was illegal in Nazi Germany for Jews to live outside of the ghetto (later, in concentration camps or even live at all). In Cambodia, it was illegal to be educated (and you were executed for it). (Do you know what the Khmer Rouge did in Cambodia?) In China, it's illegal to belong to any church that the government cannot control.

      i wouldn't mind if someone i didn't know and was never gonna talk to in my entire life was watching me 24/7 because i'm not doing anything illegal.

      How old are you, and with whom do you live?

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    19. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      the reason we have laws is for people to obey them. it's the government's JOB to get people to obey the laws.

      today there aren't many major differences between illegal and immoral - especially nothing that the FBI cares about.

    20. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      the reason we have laws is for people to obey them.

      The reasons behind laws are much more complicated than that. If obedience is the only reason behind legislation, then any law (such as a law against breathing) is justified.

      it's the government's JOB to get people to obey the laws.

      Actually, it's the job of the executive branch and local law enforcement. What is this supposed to show?

      today there aren't many major differences between illegal and immoral

      This is opinion, not fact. There are lots of immoral laws on the books.

      I asked once, you dodged it. Let me ask again: How old are you, and with whom do you live?

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    21. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      local law enforcement is part of the executive branch, so the word "and" is misued here, genius. i'm 38 years old and live with my wife and 3 children.

    22. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      local law enforcement is part of the executive branch, so the word "and" is misued here, genius.

      And yet, somehow, local pricipalities make laws independantly of Washington's whim. It's seems that the "part of" you use needs more explanation.

      i'm 38 years old and live with my wife and 3 children.

      After you graduate from high school, you'll realize that you actually don't know everything in there is to know about life. Your opinions are highly biased by your inexperience, but I don't think you're going to know that until you, well, have more experience. :)

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    23. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      ok, my opinion is this: not everything the government does is for individual gain. i think they do, actually try to serve the public, because if they serve the public they get a better image and they're likely to get reappointed/elected/whatever.

      you did mention how bill clinton did something to abuse his power, so i'll give you a break since you're not only anti-the-current-government (even if you were just using that as an example to show how the current government can still be abusing power).

      and i've had enough of this debate... i've been on drugs for a few days (surgery) so i can't think straight and i have a hard time remembering what we're arguing about.. so yeah...

    24. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      ok, my opinion is this: not everything the government does is for individual gain. i think they do, actually try to serve the public, because if they serve the public they get a better image and they're likely to get reappointed/elected/whatever.

      Lots of government people believe that they actually can do some good by "serving" in the government. This assumes that the only way to enact good is to force people to obey your will with the deadly power of government. Remember, government is the only entity that retains the legal right to use deadly force to acheive its goals. So even at the most noble, doing good by means of the government is bad.

      you did mention how bill clinton did something to abuse his power, so i'll give you a break since you're not only anti-the-current-government (even if you were just using that as an example to show how the current government can still be abusing power).

      I am against ALL government. Whatever government does, it does poorly. Its only legitimate functions are legislating against actions which deprive individuals of life, liberty, and property, and also defending the borders.

      My sister, who lives in the UK, recently talked to another who attended an English university to study political science. My sister asked her what kinds of governments they studied. The former student replied, "Oh, all the major ones. Socialism, communism, fascism." My sister asked if they studied democracy, and the reply was, "No, we really didn't study that." It highlights to me what political science is: using the government to control and rule by force. Having the government butt out and let the people do as they best see fit is, apparently, unthinkable to the intellegigencia in politics, who think they are smarter than everyone else and thus retain the right to impose their will on everyone through force.

      I'll add here that more people have been killed by their own governments than any other cause (disease, famine, etc.) in the world.

      and i've had enough of this debate... i've been on drugs for a few days (surgery) so i can't think straight and i have a hard time remembering what we're arguing about.. so yeah...

      You have been inexcusably rude to me throughout the conversation. Should I blame that on the drugs as well, or will I get an apology from you?

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    25. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      i don't think i've been rude at all. if i was, and it was the drug's fault, i would still apologize - but all i've done is probably call you an idiot, which is true if you're against all government.

      tell me this: would you rather not have a government at all?

    26. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      I'll add here that more people have been killed by their own governments than any other cause (disease, famine, etc.) in the world.

      which is exactly why you should be happy about the current government in the USA! (or you should move to GB if you're worried about the death penalty). Spend a few years in any country in africa, any country in south america, and then tell me what you think about the United States. Or even better - get a time machine, go back to the 1930's and 1940's and spend 5 years in the Soviet Union - then tell me what you think of the US.

    27. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      i don't think i've been rude at all.

      Going backwards:

      1. You sarcastically called me a "genius" (#6480922)
      2. You lied about your age (#6480922)
      3. You called me "buddy" in an antagonistic manner (#6478801)
      4. You ignored points and dodged questions (practially all of your responses)
      5. You made ridiculous demands as condition for victory, as if this were about "winning" (#6475226)
      6. You started a sentence with "look", as if I were a person who was merely being difficult or obtuse (#6473391)
      7. You wrote that you hated people like me (#6468308)
      8. You stated that I was not smart enough why you would hate people like me (#6468308)
      9. You called me a "freaking idiot" (#6468308)

      but all i've done is probably call you an idiot, which is true if you're against all government.

      Why should I put any value in what you consider to be an idiot? You have demonstrated your difficulty with using capitalization and punctuation in every single one of your posts.

      which is exactly why you should be happy about the current government in the USA! (or you should move to GB if you're worried about the death penalty). Spend a few years in any country in africa, any country in south america, and then tell me what you think about the United States. Or even better - get a time machine, go back to the 1930's and 1940's and spend 5 years in the Soviet Union - then tell me what you think of the US.

      I'd much rather try and get people interested in freedom and minimizing the power of government. The way things are going here, I might as well move to Europe in a few years. At least then I would have pretty castles (instead of strip malls) to look at while the government taxes the living shit out of me.

      I'm guessing you don't know much about paying taxes.

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    28. Re:A couple of counterpoints by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      i did not lie about my age, and i pay 40% of my income to the government - probably a little more taxes than you'll ever pay.

      i don't feel like arguing with someone who can't think about things from the right perspective. you obviously are not happy about anything because you need someone or something to blame your problems on. someone as educated as yourself should understand that we give up certain freedoms for protection - i'd like to hear what you think about an anarchy after you've spent a few years living under one.

    29. Re:A couple of counterpoints by Loundry · · Score: 1

      i did not lie about my age,

      Sorry, I don't believe you. You talk like a kid, you argue like a kid, when seeing my slashdot id you commented, "Wow, you must be old!" or something like that. Grown-ups don't talk like that.

      and i pay 40% of my income to the government - probably a little more taxes than you'll ever pay.

      Dick-sizing contests like this are also the realm of the immature and inexperienced.

      i don't feel like arguing with someone who can't think about things from the right perspective. you obviously are not happy about anything because you need someone or something to blame your problems on.

      That was an easy way for you to dismiss me, wasn't it? Now you don't have to answer all those tough questions!

      someone as educated as yourself should understand that we give up certain freedoms for protection

      Not only do I understand that, but I also understand that neither the motivation nor the result of giving up freedom is protection. The government has promised that it would protect the populace from the "sourge of drugs" and has murdered and maimed innocent people in botched no-knock raids, stolen property from innocent people (in spite of the 4th amendment) through confiscations, ruined people's chances at careers through punitive measures for petty drug infractions, and filled our prisons to overflowing in practically every state through mandantory minimum sentencing laws. And guess what? None of this has worked at all! People have been buying, selling, producting, posessing, and using drugs constantly for decades! So, I'm wondering, what makes you think that a government than can't keep drugs out of prisons is going to good job at keeping terrorists out of our country?

      i'd like to hear what you think about an anarchy after you've spent a few years living under one.

      If you go back a few posts you'll see where I listed the legitimate functions of government. How can I believe in anarchy if I believe that there are legitimate functions of government?

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  58. Details of Microsoft/Homeland Security contract... by securitas · · Score: 5, Informative


    ... courtesy of the rejected post machine. The government sector news sites are always good - and usually better - for details about contracts of this sort:

    Microsoft/Dell Gets $90-$120 Million Homeland Security Contract

    Microsoft has been awarded the five-year, $90 million Department of Homeland Security contract for desktop and server software. The contract will be managed by Dell and will provide the DHS with 140,000 desktops running Windows XP and Microsoft Office Professional. When consolidated with current agreements, the contract amounts to a six-year agreement covering 144,000 desktops, worth between $110 million and $120 million. This follows the $478 million, six-year deal with the Army announced last month. More at the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, Washington Post, InformationWeek, the Register , eWEEK, and Reuters.

  59. My favorite quote... by guido1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    from this article.

    Homeland Security says the advantages include a reduction in the costs associated with deployment, implementation, and maintenance, while providing for a more standard desktop environment. In addition, the department says, the agreement provides it with a common E-mail app.

    Oh boy! 140,000 carbon-copy XP boxes running Outlook! That's a huge, free server-farm for anyone that cracks it... ;)

  60. blah $100,000,000 by mwolff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I always thought that the Department of Home Security was a temporary thing. I guess this is a wake up call for me. I always thought that Department of Home Security would just, go away.
    Something you invest $100,000,000 is designed to stay.

    1. Re:blah $100,000,000 by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      When has any democrat OR republican eliminated something from our government?

      Dems are more likely to tack on more tax, while repub's take anti-corporate laws down.

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  61. EXCELLENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There is no US Company that is better integrated into the US Goverment (especially DoD) than Microsoft. And anyone that says "Linux" instead knows little about the deep-seeded failings of the OSS security, or widescale deployability. The only other legitimate choice for a 'solution' contract like this would be an Apple/IBM combo, but they don't even currently make such offerings except via contractor.

    Integration is where it's at. Whether you realize it or not.

  62. Current threat level lowered to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bluescreen

  63. What a shame by tech2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is worse than those 600 dollar hammers a few years back.90 million dollars wasted on winXp and officeXp.What can they do with that software that I cant do with free debian and openoffice?

    1. Re:What a shame by the_ghost226 · · Score: 1

      They can make the rich richer.

    2. Re:What a shame by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      What about this?

      As much as we like Linux, it still has a long way to go. Also, for security purposes Debian is not really a contender. How can they even document or verify what they are running? From this url:

      Debian creates and provides its entire distribution free of charge. Debian does not manufacture its own CDs, but relies on 3rd party vendors. To make it easier for CD vendors to provide a high quality disk we provide Official CD images for them. This is the only version that has been fully tested by our testing team and is by far the most popular way to buy Debian.

      Have you even used OpenOffice? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

  64. Re:This thread reserved for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent discussion. Well worth the read.

  65. background checks by $lacker1 · · Score: 1

    everyone involved with this deal should immediately be subjected to a background probe....somebody on this team is working for the other guys.

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  66. Just remember by Telastyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    The US government is pretty much *everyones'* biggest customer.

  67. Bad Idea by Viking+Coder · · Score: 0

    The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they pull the plug; Skynet retaliates.

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  68. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    microsoft's not intentionally insecure (we hope), so it's more like asking the severely mentally challenged invalid to watch the sheep

  69. Homeland Security is now...... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    an oxymoron.

  70. In a perfect (and more secure) world. by techstar25 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has signed a deal for MandrakeSoft Linux software worth something in the region of $0 (free), covering servers and over 140,000 desktops."

    Instead they paid $100 million of our tax dollars to a company who is breaking antitrust laws. Maybe Microsoft isn't the bad guy here.

    1. Re:In a perfect (and more secure) world. by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 1

      You would have preferred they spent nothing and used an operating system that steals the intellecual property from SCO, is developed by forein nationals, and comes in silly sounding flavors like Knoppix and Gentoo? :)

      It's kind of strange but the most likely, most capabale benefactors of free software would be the government where standards can be enforced and the millions or billions saved in licensing could be used to hire and train in house support.

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    2. Re:In a perfect (and more secure) world. by Selanit · · Score: 1
      You would have preferred they spent nothing and used an operating system that steals the intellecual property from SCO, is developed by forein nationals, and comes in silly sounding flavors like Knoppix and Gentoo? :)
      No; I'd prefer they use an operating system whose code is open so that they can 1) see that it contains no stolen code, and 2) check to make sure employees of Company X haven't been suborned by foreign powers into slipping in nasty subroutines that might leak sensitive information.

      Coming in silly sounding flavors would just be a bonus -- to give the employees a good laugh. And of course they could always re-name it to something appropriately dignified, like G.O.O.S.E. (Government Operated Operating System Extraordinaire).

      (Disclaimer: yes, I am aware the parent poster was joking -- I saw that smiley. It just seemed to me that a government security department should prefer to be able to perform its own security/legal audits on the code of the programs it uses.)
    3. Re:In a perfect (and more secure) world. by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      I've been saying all along that Microsoft would never have been able to achieve monopoly without the aid of government force. Microsoft's market share was not achieved through voluntary association, or traditional free market economics. It was achieved through force -- through the various powers of government which inevitably promote certain groups at the expense of others. And still, the popular solution is to propose MORE government to solve a problem that government created in the first place.

    4. Re:In a perfect (and more secure) world. by Tyrell+Hawthorne · · Score: 1

      Maybe Microsoft isn't the bad guy here.

      What do you mean? Microsoft is *always* the enemy!!

    5. Re:In a perfect (and more secure) world. by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 1

      You just want them to roll their own Linux distro so you could run work for them and call yourself "The Man From G.O.O.S.E."

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  71. Don't be so sarcastic by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Microsoft isn't about making money so much any more. They're about maintaining control. The loss of an entire city government in an anti-American and anti-Microsoft country is a defeat that will probably have ripple effects which scare the poo out of Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Don't be so sarcastic by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      No, the loss of an entire city government in an pro-American and pro-Microsoft country would be a defeat that would probably have ripple effects which scare the poo out of Microsoft.

    2. Re:Don't be so sarcastic by Loundry · · Score: 1

      No, the loss of an entire city government in an pro-American and pro-Microsoft country would be a defeat that would probably have ripple effects which scare the poo out of Microsoft.

      I agree. Was this supposed to show that my claim was false? I maintain that it is still true. In this way, the loss of a German city's government is worse because other German cities (rife with anti-Microsoft sentiment) are much more likely to fall like dominos than are pro-Microsoft cities. Lots more Linux installations means lots more reasons for people to develop software for Linux. Lots more software for Linux means lots more reasons for others to switch over to Linux. Does my reasoning make sense to you? I'm not sure at this point if you're disagreeing with me merely because you want to fight.

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    3. Re:Don't be so sarcastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd take a lot of ripple to scare all the poo out of Microsoft.

    4. Re:Don't be so sarcastic by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 1

      I don't see how being pro-Linux necessarily indicates anti-Microsoft feelings. Best tool for the job and all that, right?

      And, contrary to what many Americans think, much of the rest of the world is intelligent enough to distinguish between American foreign policies and a view of the country as a whole, which is something the US would be wise to emulate (Yes! Let's pour our Bordeaux down the drain and rename our cafeteria food! That'll show 'em!).

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    5. Re:Don't be so sarcastic by Loundry · · Score: 1

      I don't see how being pro-Linux necessarily indicates anti-Microsoft feelings. Best tool for the job and all that, right?

      I'm not arguing that Germans are anti-Microsoft because they're pro-Linux. I'm arguing the converse: that they're pro-Linux because they're anti-Microsoft. (Did I use "converse" correctly?)

      And, contrary to what many Americans think, much of the rest of the world is intelligent enough to distinguish between American foreign policies and a view of the country as a whole, which is something the US would be wise to emulate (Yes! Let's pour our Bordeaux down the drain and rename our cafeteria food! That'll show 'em!).

      It sounds like here you're arguing: "Non-Americans are capable of distinguishing between Americans and thier government. Americans, on the other hand, are incapable of distinguishing between Non-Americans and their respective governments." You're making two generalizations. You forget that many Americans still buy French wine and many Europeons still trash McDonalds restaurants. Lots of people, regardless of their nationality, are bigoted and make gross generalizations about other groups (as you seem to have done).

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    6. Re:Don't be so sarcastic by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 1

      I'm not arguing that Germans are anti-Microsoft because they're pro-Linux. I'm arguing the converse: that they're pro-Linux because they're anti-Microsoft.

      I understand what you're saying. But I don't think they're anti-Microsoft; enough to have made much of a difference in this case, anyway. Look at how the voting went - it was hardly unanimous.

      It sounds like here you're arguing...

      No. That's why I used 'many' and 'much.' I was calling you on your statement that Germany is anti-American.

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    7. Re:Don't be so sarcastic by Loundry · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying. But I don't think they're anti-Microsoft;

      I disagree. Anti-Microsoft sentiment seems pretty high in Europe nowadays.

      Look at how the voting went - it was hardly unanimous.

      I think there are many factors that went into how people voted, and anti-Microsoft sentiment is but one of them.

      No. That's why I used 'many' and 'much.' I was calling you on your statement that Germany is anti-American.

      I understand now. I was typing fast and forgot to qualify my statement. Having travelled to France and met some really wonderful people there, I know that not all of <insert typically-viewed-as-anti-American-European-country here> is anti-American, just as not every American who travels there is an "ugly American" (though some of the worst people I met in France were, regrettably, Americans).

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  72. Too bad... by arendjr · · Score: 1

    ...this is still news. It just shows that if such a contract is news, MS still got a long way to go before getting fully accepted.

  73. Re:This thread reserved for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    parent is goat.se do not click link...

    oh, and parent... SMACK!!!

  74. Honestly by Blitzshlag · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is there any other real option for the government? I'm assuming everyone here wants a distro of Linux to be the government's OS of choice. Which one? Red Hat? Are they a large enough company to ensure 24/7 tech support on the governments' 140,000 computers? I don't know, and I don't think the government does either. I think Microsoft was the safe choice. Granted it's not the more secure operating system, but their needs go beyond that.

    1. Re:Honestly by jpetts · · Score: 1

      Is there any other real option for the government? I'm assuming everyone here wants a distro of Linux to be the government's OS of choice. Which one? Red Hat? Are they a large enough company to ensure 24/7 tech support on the governments' 140,000 computers? I don't know, and I don't think the government does either.

      Which is why you don't just send some guy down to the local DC branch of CompUSA to pick up a RedHat box. If you look at the USA Today piece referenced in yesterday's /. article you will see that the city of Munich first hired a technology strategist company, Unilog Integrata to look at the situation. This company then reviewed the requirements, outlined various trade-offs in the two options, then recommended the SuSE/IBM option.

      You can bet that 24/7 support for 140,000 computers is well within Big Blue's capabilities.

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    2. Re:Honestly by Yeti7226 · · Score: 1

      There are several other IT companies providing Linux support. Among them IBM and HP, you may have heard of those.

    3. Re:Honestly by Blitzshlag · · Score: 1

      See "Additionally" post ... or ignore it again, really up to you.

    4. Re:Honestly by lostindenver · · Score: 1

      IT support is gREAT. Who is going to retrain all those users? The peps on /. No thatas beneath most pep's here. "*nix Rules but only if you are a geak" "we want MS knocked doen BUT how many articles do we have on is *nix ready for the desktop. Come on MS is still THE option for big biz, AND the us GOV is the BIGGEST in the world.

  75. Timely as ever, thanks /. by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    2003-07-16 01:37:32 Homeland Insecurity? (articles,microsoft) (rejected)

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  76. Why is everyone hatin' on Microsoft? by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Alright, so they have some small security holes. The fact remains, however, that if you keep your security patches up to date, you'll be about as secure as one can be on the internet.

    The reason that everyone (including the federal guvnment) still uses Microsoft is because, It Just Works(TM). I can pull windows out of its box, put it in my computer, and have it running in about 30 minutes. I don't have to manually pick out kernel drivers like with debian, I don't have to worry about RedHat not recognizing half my hardware (like my ATI or my AC97 sound chip). I can take any lance corporal off the field, and with windows, he's most likely to know how to at least do basic stuff like surf the web, read e-mail, etc. If the guvment were to use Linux, they would have to spend additional manpower on installation, more man power keeping those boxes up to date (or pay money for RedHats up2date service), not to mention retraining a lot of staff on how to use these computers.

    Another reason for the Government choosing Windows is that they probally already have a majority of their services on windows, and to ask a Four Star General to approve a massive budget to switch away from what works to what might not work will take quite a bit of effort.

    Wow....that karma just burned brightly....

    1. Re:Why is everyone hatin' on Microsoft? by CausticWindow · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's not "hatin' on" it's just "hating".

      I didn't bother to read your post after reading that stupid subject. Please fix in the future to be.

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    2. Re:Why is everyone hatin' on Microsoft? by hetairoi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      actually you are partly right. it's all about momentum, since M$ already has momentum in gov't systems they just keep snowballing.

      I can pull windows out of its box, put it in my computer, and have it running in about 30 minutes

      I can do this with RedHat and likely many more here can have any *nix installed and running in ~30 minutes.

      I don't have to manually pick out kernel drivers like with debian, I don't have to worry about RedHat not recognizing half my hardware

      That's why you plan ahead and already have these issues solved before rollout, really, this issue exists with Windows also (I will grant you it's not as much of an issue, but with sufficient planning it's not an issue with *nix either. as long as you know what hardware you are going to be using you can plan for it).

      I can take any lance corporal off the field, and with windows, he's most likely to know how to at least do basic stuff like surf the web, read e-mail, etc

      I can tell my Mom to click on the icon on the desktop to check her mail and click on the other icon that says 'web' to open a browser, from there it's just clicking links. Now, which OS is she using? Doesn't matter does it, the basics are just as simple as long as a competant admin sets everything up correctly. Really, most people out there can't tell IE from Acrobat, but they can click a link when they see it, makes no difference what the OS is.

      If the guvment were to use Linux, they would have to spend additional manpower on installation ... blah blah blah...

      They already spend money training monkey's to do this type of thing. Installation, maintenance and repair for the new *nix machines would just need changes in the monkey's manual. Believe me, I work for the gov't and it's all M$ here, but all I do is follow procedure. Something goes wrong, look in the manual and follow instructions (on a side note, as I don't work with linux that often, I wonder if this would not be a benefit, if I had a nickel for everytime the manual was wrong about something in windows....).

      not to mention retraining a lot of staff on how to use these computers

      I've got 40 monkey's here that I can guarantee you that I could change their OS and they would never know the difference. The computer is just a tool for them. As long as email and the two other apps they use worked, they would never know anything changed. They do their job and do it well, anything goes wrong with the tool they use, they look to me to fix it.

      they probally already have a majority of their services on windows

      BINGO! Momentum. They went with M$ to begin with, just like the rest of the world. Most gov't specialized apps are written for windows and it would take a tremendous effort to change. Just like it's taking a tremendous effort to change the rest of the world. It has nothing to do with anything else, it's just that they have all these neat little toy's that already work in windows and they don't want to or don't have the budget to change now, even if they want to. I believe it's called vendor lockin in our industry and it's very much a bad thing.

      I also have two side note conspiracy theories:

      1. The US Gov't wants to boost M$ in order to continue to boost the US economy.

      2. Uh, ok, geez, shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, now I can't remember my other theory. Maybe Bill Gates has some pics of Georgie in a diaper or something. Oh well, I started out with a good arguement, it's a good thing I work for the gov't.

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    3. Re:Why is everyone hatin' on Microsoft? by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      Another reason for the Government choosing Windows is that they probally already have a majority of their services on windows, and to ask a Four Star General to approve a massive budget to switch away from what works to what might not work will take quite a bit of effort.

      Ask that General if he would want to take a ride on an airplane controlled by Windows CE.

      What bugs me is that their attitude towards software is so different than their attitude towards hardware. Would they allow an M1 tank be built to standards set by Microsoft's QA department? If so, a small group of Iraqi schoolgirls would have defeated the whole American army with spitwads.

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    4. Re:Why is everyone hatin' on Microsoft? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I can take any lance corporal off the field, and with windows, he's most likely to know how to at least do basic stuff like surf the web, read e-mail, etc. If the guvment were to use Linux, they would have to spend additional manpower on installation, more man power keeping those boxes up to date (or pay money for RedHats up2date service), not to mention retraining a lot of staff on how to use these computers.

      How many developer-years does $100,000,000 purchase? (Consider a developer at $50,000 with expenses roughly equal to salary, or $100,000 annually; this would give 1,000 developer-years.)

      I for one think that perhaps the government should put out a contract on "upgrading" Linux to be pixel-compatible with Windows -- and every flavor of Windows, so if the lance corporal in your example was familiar with Windows 98, he could click the "emulate Windows 98" button, or XP, or 2K, ad nauseum.

      There is already a project to make Linux look like XP: XPde. I would bet that with just $5,000,000, the government could finish the project (and be well on their way to emulating the rest of the flavors of Windows).

      $5,000,000 == 50 * $100,000, so would be about 50 developer-years. Since the "hard part" is already done (the interface exists, the developers would merely be emulating it), I would imagine that a team of 50 developers could pull it off. Some of those would be testers, both to ensure that users could be moved seamlessly to the new environment, and also that all the features worked, and that it truly was pixel-compatible (VMware would be great for this testing, to take screenshots, but I digress).

      It'll never happen, though, at least not under this administration.

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    5. Re:Why is everyone hatin' on Microsoft? by nordicfrost · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The reason that everyone (including the federal guvnment) still uses Microsoft is because, It Just Works(TM).


      The Windows "just works" thing is a myth. I would say that 2/3rds of the time, an HW installation in Windows works OK. But the remaining 1/3rd is practically impossible to solve for an end-user.


      Let me tell you the wonderful story of the Microsoft Bluetooth Mouse. I got hold of one of these right after Christmas and went home to try it out. As I was putting the CD in the computer, I noticed that i said "MS XP only". I was running 2000 at the time (Now running RedHat 8). OK, so I couldn't use the Bluetooth device on my computer without paying additional MS tax.

      OK, so I gave it to a friends girlfriend who had XP on the computer. She couldn't install it, so I went up to her to install the device. I put the CD in the machine and was told that I needed XP SP1 to do this. Fuckin' L. OK. The XP SP1 CD was included was after 30 minutes, it was installed on her computer. Reboot, and try the Bluetooth driver CD again. It seemed to install something but it soon told me that since I did not use the English, Spanish, French, German, Arabic, Chinese, Chinese (simplified), Japanese, Danish or Swedish language, the drivers could not be installed. (She had Norwegian installed) DAMN IT!


      After the failed attempt to get the Microsoft product to work on another Microsoft product, I went to my mother to have a look at her new iBook. I though that just for kicks, I could put the MS Bluetooth dongle in the Mac USB port. So I did, and... ...nothing. No dialogs, no driver installs. Then suddenly, a new icon on the screen! A Bluetooth icon. It worked. Flawlessly. It communicated with my Sony Ericsson t68i AND the Microsoft mouse.


      Go figure.

  77. Awesome by Democritus2 · · Score: 0

    Wow, this is awesome Job security. I was afraid they would use *nix, then I would'nt have nearly as much work. I think I am going to buy that Jag now

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  78. Maybe they're onto something by pajamacore · · Score: 1

    Running Microsoft products does mean they'll be at the forefront of any computer attacks. Maybe they're just thinking outside of the box.</sarcasm>

  79. bullshit. by twitter · · Score: 1
    The above statement seems to imply something ugly, when in fact MANY companies' largest customer is the federal government.

    Government spending accounts for 25% of the US GDP. While this is stageringly large, the 75% of non compulsory spending is much bigger.

    The ugly thing is that Microsoft provides the worst of all web services, yet seems to be favored by the current administration. It makes no sense whatsoever for Microsoft to be getting these contracts when IBM, Red Hat, Debian, Caldera (yes even brain dead SCO), HP, Sun and countless other good US firms can do the job better and cheaper. Tell me that the US government is the largest cusomer of all the above and that their products are well represented in federal spending and I might change my opinion. A vauge statement that nothing is wrong here does not do it.

    For me, this just goes to show that Homeland Security has no clue.

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    1. Re:bullshit. by theNote · · Score: 1

      I absolutely 100% guarantee you that IBM, HP, and Sun (and even thought not mentioned) Dell's biggest customer is the US government.

      You say that all of these firms can do the same job better and cheaper?
      Do you realize how much it would cost for the US government to switch everything to a Unix/Linux platform?

    2. Re:bullshit. by bytesmythe · · Score: 1

      >> I absolutely 100% guarantee you that IBM, HP, and
      >> Sun (and even thought not mentioned) Dell's
      >> biggest customer is the US government.

      Actually, I used to work for Sun's 2nd largest customer. At the time (so the IT server people told me), the first largest was a company in Japan.

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    3. Re:bullshit. by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      Government spending accounts for 25% of the US GDP. While this is stageringly large, the 75% of non compulsory spending is much bigger.

      Hey math wizard, what one entity does the 75% belong to?

      ...... yeah, none. "bullshit" yourself. The federal government is the single biggest spender as they alone have 1/4th of the whole pie. The remaining 3/4 is DISTRIBUTED AMONG THE REST of the country.

  80. Son, surely you don't think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this predicted in some biblical text?

    ...that Neal Stephenson's "Killer App" is biblical text now do you?

  81. In other news... by bytesmythe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Outgoing Whitehouse Press Secretary Ari Fleischer's replacement has been selected. Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, who was previously the Iraqi Information Minister, was handpicked by President George Bush after minimal deliberation.

    Mr. al-Sahaf was quoted as saying, "The glorious Bush administration will utterly defeat and destroy the terrorists wherever they may hide. The perpetrators of Evil cannot stand against the brilliant light of the excellent, most worthy President Bush. Only fools, cowards, and terrorists would dare to speak out against his splendid agenda of creating a formidable government agency charged with investigating American citizens to determine their potentially wicked motives. And what better company than the gracious, innovative Microsoft Corporation to help this agency carry out its noble mission?"

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  82. Obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft and Homeland Security? Isn't this an oxymoron?

  83. $90 million? by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1


    $90 million to provide licenses for 140,000 desktops? That's ~$642 per PC, just for licencing! I can just about build a complete computer for about that same price.

    1. Re:$90 million? by reverendslappy · · Score: 1

      That's ~$642 per PC

      Yeah, ~$642 per PC in a 5-year contract. So really, it's ~$128.57 per PC per year, likely including basic management (prolly packaging of OS updates, patches, etc.), Software Assurance (all new versions of s/w are free through the life of the contract), licenses for standard software (Office, Access, etc. also likely with the aforementioned Software Assurance), premium Microsoft Support and implementation/rollout/whatever.

      The management piece I mentioned may not be included, but still, I don't see $128/yr/PC as exorbitant. Plus, since as the Register says, "it seems to be more a case of Microsoft holding onto business it's already got", the total cost of this contract is a fraction of what an enterprise OS migration project would cost.

      So, is there a gripe in your post or am I missing something?

  84. Forget the Terroists by packethead · · Score: 1

    It's not the Osamas or the Al Qaeda operatives that are the concern here. I think the real threat to DOHS's security infrastructure are the numerous folks out there within the good ol' US of A, that aren't necessarily in support of what they might consider the prelude to a police state, i.e., the DOHS. I would suspect that that latter catagory boasts a large cadre of 1337 skillsets.

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  85. Numerous Pluses by felonious · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you think about the reliability, uptime, and random reboot problems with many MS products then this could be great for us citizens.

    We know all of the attempts to restrict our personal freedoms with wire taps, internet/email monitoring, and the ideology to put all of the collected info into a massive database for those who have the clearance to peruse. The best thing is, although, they might have your most personal info it will probably be collected and stored by a MS product.

    What does that mean? It means it will either disapear or just spontaneously fragment and corrupt itself! Why our goverment chooses bloatware over dependablity and functionality is beyond me but they were never known for being frugal or making the best decisions in terms of bang for the buck. I'm sure MS is practically giving it away just to keep the business anyway.

    It makes you wonder how many fuckups happen just out of using MS software. I'm not saying it's the worst or best because it does have it's use but since this story is about our goverment using it I'd prefer a more stable and dependable os/desktop. When I think of mixing MS software with our goverment all I see is the movie "Wargames" and that's not a nice thought.

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    1. Re:Numerous Pluses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What absolute garbage.

      Everything you waid is a completley unsubstantiated opinion. In fact, the FACTS bear out the complete opposite.

      I have had FAR MORE problems with stored data on Linux's incredably fragile file systems than I've every had on any NT based product. (Yes, I excluded 9x, but that is also excluded from the contract so...) This including the so-called "journaling" file system ReiserFS.

    2. Re:Numerous Pluses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the latest article in Wired magazine about the MS SQL slammer worm that mangled the net on Jan. 25. No suspects to date, and could easily happen again. Sigh. Incompetent government purchasers strike again...

  86. Super... by oaf357 · · Score: 1

    Funny how the US government is Microsoft's biggest customer yet Microsoft (Bill Gates) has told the government (privately) that Microsoft will never program anything specifically for the government in terms of security, compiling abilities, customization, etc.

  87. So... by superdan2k · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...will we be handing out EULAs to anyone that wants to have diplomatic ties with us?

    "...By installing this embassy, you absolve the United States Government of any responsibility for lost revenue, citizens, or infrastructure. Furthermore, you agree that you will not attempt to negatively influence the revenue, citizens, or infrastructure of the United States..."

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    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I need an "I wish this were funny" mod option ...

  88. Ugly is as ugly does by itomato · · Score: 1

    It's ugly, because the Numero Uno, Most Stinkinest, Slimiest company to many here has the Fed as its biggest customer.

    They aren't selling toilet paper or office supplies, you know.

  89. Why pick on FOX? by Loundry · · Score: 0, Troll

    Lots of news outlets are biased. The major ones have been biased toward the left for years. Check out Rather Biased to see some of the ultra-Leftist things that the Leftist Dan Rather has said, many of which have been said as if they were objective reporting. The New York Times, considered the "most respectable" newspaper in the country, has some of the most Leftist slant of any.

    So why are you picking on Fox? There are many well-established Leftist mouthpieces which masquerading as objective reporting for decades that you could have chosen.

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    1. Re:Why pick on FOX? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dan Rather is center-right, NYT is further right than Dan and CBS, and FOX refuses to report on impeachment-level offenses by Geo. W. Bush.

      The Philadelphia Enquirer is about dead center. No commercial news outlets in the United States are leftist. If you want balance, watch CNN while reading the Guardian (uk). If you want truth, throw your TV in a ditch and research where Dubya's money comes from, then go to Florida and compare the criteria for counting votes cast in Florida vs. the criteria for counting absentee balots. You'll probably conclude that President Gore should be impeached, and that Dubya, the NYT, CNN and Fox should all be in jail.
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  90. Re:Honestly - Additionally by Blitzshlag · · Score: 1

    Think of the inherent cost in training 100,000+ people to use an OS they never have before. We're not talking about a group of techies here, these are computers for the entire department.

  91. You think YOU'RE pissed off.... by TerryAtWork · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think how Larry Ellison feels!

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    1. Re:You think YOU'RE pissed off.... by inteller · · Score: 1

      yeah, you know Larry Ellison has such a good desktop, OS, office suite that he should have got it....:rolleyes:

  92. A lot LESS money by truthsearch · · Score: 1

    What makes it news is it's part of a contract consolidation by the US government which is helping cut costs. The six year contract will get Microsoft much less money than they're used to from the government. For the dollar value spread over the length of the contract it's not much money for Microsoft. Continuing under these terms is actually a loss for them compared to the past, except for the fact it keeps linux off those desktops for the next 6 years.

  93. USCG Passed by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear the Coast Guard is trying to get an exemption from having to use Windows.

    Too many open ports. :-D

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    1. Re:USCG Passed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

      I hear it's rated "Arrrrrhhh!"

  94. FOX dares to be balanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fox News Channel gets singled out because it dares to be balanced. This is why it gets picked on by those who insist that the only media should be that with a stringent left-wing bias.

    1. Re:FOX dares to be balanced by JesseDeadArm · · Score: 0

      no human that visits slashdot actually belives the above statement. so, my response is that you have never seen fox news, or you should self terminate, george-bot.

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  95. DO NOT CLICK ON LINK! POSSIBLE GOATSE LINK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't click the link, as the URL was: http://www.google.com/url?search=microsoft+homelan d+security+impact+society+technology&q=http://www. hick.org/goat The latter part of the URL seems to indicate trollishness.

    I've seen a few like these that don't really link to the site indicated.

    Time to update Slashcode to stay ahead of the trolls in the great Slashcode-Troll arms race.

  96. Ob Spaceballs... by soulsteal · · Score: 1

    "Oh shit. There goes the planet..."

    1. Re:Ob Spaceballs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Thank you for clicking the Start button. This ship will self-destruct in 3 minutes."

    2. Re:Ob Spaceballs... by splatter · · Score: 1

      (looks around).... I'm surrounded by assholes!!

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  97. brilliant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's actually a brilliant idea. Think about it. Buy lots of M$ stuff. Destroy it. Homeland security achieved!

  98. The patches make the system less secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Microsoft patches make the system less secure. First, they always end up introducing new (oops!) system holes worse than the first.

    Second, the lack of security is part of their design, such as the trojan-horse aspects of Media Player (which they are always increasing), and "DRM" which degrades security by not letting you do what you want with your own content on your own machine.

    1. Re:The patches make the system less secure by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1
      hmm...If only there were a way you could plug those holes in your network.....a box that would act like a WALL. One that would filter out packets from connections that weren't initiated from behind this WALL server...one that could keep script kiddies from FIRING off scripts into it....I know, I'll call this a Firing Wall!! I'll make millions

      I know that this doesn't protect againt trojans in MP3s or e-mail virus, but if one were to implement a Virus Scanner at Firing Wall, you could keep most of that crap off your network, and when something new hit the network, auto-remove all attachments from incoming e-mail until norton puts out a patch and you can scan the mail properly again.

      degrades security by not letting you do what you want with your own content on your own machine

      First, you blast Microsoft for being able to do too much, then in the next sentence you blast them for not doing enough? And I think that if the Government wants to run Missile Tracker 3.0 (which is unsigned), since they are the largest consumer of Microsoft software, I think they might be able to get Microsoft to find a way around it reaaaal quick.

  99. Maybe they could actually help out by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    If we had only been running Find Fast in Iraq then locating Saddam et. al. would have been so much easier...

    (Of course we'd also have had all our tanks disabled by the I Love You virus...)

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  100. Doesn't sound too bad, cost-wise by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Presumably, this includes a support contract. 144,000 pc's for 5 years. Only $125/year each. It always sounds worse in aggregate.

    How much would RedHat charge to equip and support 144,000 PC's for 5 years? (not counting the massive migration costs associated)

    1. Re:Doesn't sound too bad, cost-wise by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Red Hat couldn't do it. They're not big enough.

  101. GIVE IT UP LOSER, UR @ -1 WHERE WE CAN'T SEE U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Re:GIVE IT UP LOSER, UR @ -1 WHERE WE CAN'T SEE U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how did you see his post to be able to reply to it? Dumbass.

  102. that's not a bad assumption. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Your scenerio assumes information that sensitive is just freely available on a computer open to the internet. But classified information isn't transmitted lightly. Classified hard drives aren't on open networks and classified documents don't get emailed.

    Who told you that? Did you consider that people actually write that clasified information to begin with? Yeah, these are normal people and they are going to be using normal computers, Microsoft now.

    At least in nuclear power, safegaruds information guides have no clue. Eight months ago, it was considered OK to edit and store safegaurds information on a regular PC, so long as you disconected the network while you were working on the information. Safegaurds information is stuff like plutonium inventory. In paper form, it's supposed to be kept under lock and key and you are never supposed to leave it out on your desk while you go take a piss. Viruses like SirCam totaly obliterate the precatuions taken. I doubt the folks in Homland Security have much more of a clue than this.

    Tell me how a Department of Homaland Security computer is going to have Total Information Awareness without being attached to a network. Tell me then what's going to keep that information from flowing through all the holes Microsoft is famous for.

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    1. Re:that's not a bad assumption. by pizen · · Score: 1

      For Total Information Awareness only data aquisition machines need to be able to get to the outside. Chances are these computers aren't PCs and definately aren't running Windows. Data analysis will occur on closed networks after the data has been brought in via something like CDs. TerroristHomeAddresses.doc is not going to be on an open machine like the original poster suggested. Information gathered in the field isn't going to be emailed back to the home office.

    2. Re:that's not a bad assumption. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you have a scenario like Mission: Impossible happening, where terrosists break in to the US govt. headquarters and download all vital information onto a minidisc?

      WARNING: KEYSTROKES LOGFILE DOWNLOADED!

  103. Those machines will be secure! by gilesjuk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure they'll secure those machines well, padlocks, keycard entry systems.

    Oh you meant the OS.... :)

  104. Irony by Javagator · · Score: 1

    It's sort of ironic that the U.S. government is Microsoft's biggest customer, and at the same time was prosecuting them for being a monopoly. If the government just switched to some other OS (Linux or Mac OS) the monopoly would instantly come to an end.

    1. Re:Irony by eaddict · · Score: 1

      Remember, this is the same government that sues the tobacco industry then gives out aid to tobacco farmers...

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  105. I disagree by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Fox News Channel gets singled out because it dares to be balanced. This is why it gets picked on by those who insist that the only media should be that with a stringent left-wing bias.

    FOX is definately not balanced, despite their claims. The conservative viewpoint definately gets the upper-hand. It's not one-tenth as biased as Dan Rather is, but it isn't "balanced" either. I think that the market was demanding a FOX news, and it got one. I think that Leftists are upset because they don't have a stranglehold on the televised bully pulpit any more. Remember, Leftists, like Christians, would much rather preach than debate. This is why they suck at talk radio: they can't face the callers who will challenege their fact- and reason-deprived positions.

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  106. Switch by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 5, Funny

    One night, I was like, writing a report on how Iraq was trying to buy yellowcake from Nigeria, when all of a sudden it went berserk, the screen started flashing, it was like BEEP BEEP BEEP and the whole paper just disappeared. All of it. And it was a good report! I had to cram and rewrite it really quickly. Needless to say, my rushed report wasn't nearly as good, and now Tony Blair is like, in danger of losing his job!

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    1. Re: Switch by ranma862 · · Score: 1

      My name is George Bush and I used to be a Windows user... Then terrorists crashed the White House computers. Now I gots me one 'o them iMac-intosh things! :)

    2. Re:Switch by curtisk · · Score: 1

      that link in your sig is great! Thanks!

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    3. Re: Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I used to work for George W. Bush a while back and he used a poermac laptop with stickies on the ctrl apple delete keys so he would no what to push to reset it.

  107. Cnet is wrong. Decision was a sellout. by truthhurts1 · · Score: 1
    microsoft and dell soft money at work.

  108. April Fool's Day, clearly by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

    Guys (Gals and the transgendered):

    1. April Fool's Day was over 4.5 months ago. LAME!

    2. This would be funny if Microsoft had not cited national security concerns as a reason why they were unwilling to release code. I can't find a link to that now, but there was an MS VP who made a statement along those lines last year: Releasing MS source could endanger national security because of problems with the code.

    That MS now wins the "Homeland Security" contract just sounds like an oxymoron.

    GF.

  109. MS BASHING ISN'T ORIGINAL BECAUSE IT'S FUN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is time to update slashcode so that it'll reject post that just have an HTML tag in them or whatever...

  110. Hilarity Ensues in China... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    Didn't MS give the Chinese government the source code to Windows for their review? Did the US_DHS get the same opportunity? IMO, this contract just makes it easier for rogue nations and terrorists to spy on US govt agencies.

  111. Someone set us up the bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your homeland are belong to us.

  112. Just as this page was loading by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

    IE crapped out and came up with the error report screen.

    I have seen the future of government applications, and it is buggy.

  113. Re:Ugly is as ugly does-iFlush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They aren't selling toilet paper or office supplies, you know."

    Give them time.

  114. Vielleicht sind Sie verloren, aber ich nicht. by expro · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you meant "Alles ist verloren?" If so, you got one word right out of three in the subject, ignoring for the present the capitalization.

    With respect to the topic at hand, I remember how excited everyone was about the expanding internet masses when the unwashed masses of non-technical users began to come online.

    I enjoy Linux just the way it is -- a road less travelled. I will probably continue to enjoy it if it's use becomes even more widespread, but it is already good, free (as in freedom) and it is free (as in beer). This is hardly a disaster.

    1. Re:Vielleicht sind Sie verloren, aber ich nicht. by rssrss · · Score: 1


      Don't worry. I can't spell English, either

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  115. If we tolerate this... by SPosselt · · Score: 1

    ...the terrorists will have won.

    Just because it's a cliche doesn't mean it can't be true...

  116. feuschia alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does this mean that Windows is gonna start using Tom Ridge's crayons to describe the severity of application errors? Your Application has experienced (yet) a(nother) chartreuse access violation...

  117. Actually by killmenow · · Score: 1

    Windows would make it OSAMAB~1

    Nit-picky, I know...

  118. Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that the current administration is about as American as Fidel Castro it doesnt suprise me that they pick a product from a company that is about as capitalist as the Vietnamese government.

  119. I'll avoid the obvious joke, and say this: by TheLastUser · · Score: 2, Funny

    2003 fiscal deficit is now 500,100,000,000.

    A synopsis of the /. opinions on this development are as follows:

    Microsoft wins contract for homeland security?

    -I feel safer already.
    -What's that, an oxymoron?
    -We would have caught Osamma but the server was down.
    -We could have caught Saddam but the server had a virus.
    -We could have stopped xyz but they were using unix and we couldn't read the file format.
    -In the interests of national security all computers must now run Windows.
    -Please change all NSC keys in the hive to DHS.
    -All you base are belong to us.

  120. Legal residence in the USA... by fehlschlag · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...will require activation through the Dept. Homeland Security. You may achieve this through a simple https connection via any Passport server.
    Please be aware that any relocation, or weight change, may require a new activation, since for homeland security purposes, your personal activation code will consist of a special combination of address, phone number, SSN, and weight.

  121. What else should they do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not as if there are any free alternatives. Thanks Redhat.

  122. Yikes!! Must read more carefully. by Ikeya · · Score: 2, Funny

    At first I thought it said "Microsoft wins homeland security CONTEST". My jaw hit the floor. Then I re-read it and realized nothing had changed. *whew*

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  123. Re:Welcome to Slashdot by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

    Since a large percentage of the regulars here are software developers, including those that have been doing this since before Microsoft, there is a certain attitude about the eligance of solutions and the art of software. No reason to be alarmed -- it's completely analogous to asking a master chef about McDonald's food or a sports car enthusiast about mini-vans.

    That being said -- I agree there should be no surprize about the latest army of federal drones ordering the same machines they sell to junior high school kids.

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  124. Isn't it also true that... by composer777 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is probably one of the Federal Government's biggest customers? :) After all, we have the best democracy that money can buy.

  125. Gov't Lip Service by RembrandtX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    at least we can now acertain that the government isn't REALLY serious about this issue.

    I mean .. the words security and Microsoft are pretty much polar opposites - unless your talking about cash reserves.

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  126. Sounds like they got a good deal. by geekee · · Score: 1

    Didn't Suse charge Munich over $35M for 14,000 seats? 140,000 seats for $100M sounds like a good deal in comparison.

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  127. Re:This thread reserved for... by jpsst34 · · Score: 1

    I've never followed a goatse link. What exactly are they? I don't want to follow one, either. Could someone just describe it to me?

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  128. Speaking of trolls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Regarding that link... you seemed ignore some valid points in the discussion below.

    Such as this one:

    How convenient to define just what security problems get reported and then say that one product has more than the other. As the adage goes, there are lies, d*** lies and then there are statistics - load the statistics and you can prove anything you want. This "report" smells like a rat. Funny how I've had many virus attacks on my Windows machine - I've seen all sorts of emails floating around being sent out that the person didn't send out - but a virus did. I have YET to have that done with my Linux box - EVER - DUH! A truly objective and truthful article in this area would be wonderful - but a loaded one full of untruths and half-truths is totally and completely worthless. Just how much did Microsoft pay you to do this so-called "research"?

    And if you are trolling, I see that it wouldn't be the first time, as I noticed from the last 24 comments you posted.

    1. Re:Speaking of trolls... by geekee · · Score: 1

      People joke about MS security being bad, but Linux is no better. I'm pointing out that the parent is a troll.

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    2. Re:Speaking of trolls... by geekee · · Score: 1

      "And if you are trolling, I see that it wouldn't be the first time, as I noticed from the last 24 comments you posted."

      If having a dissenting opinion is trolling, guilty as charged. If you also noticed, I was modded up on several posts as well.

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    3. Re:Speaking of trolls... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      People joke about MS security being bad, but Linux is no better.

      Hmm. I received three emails containing SoBig and looked at them while using Evolution running on Linux. Nothing happened. It didn't propagate. Linux seems more secure to me.

    4. Re:Speaking of trolls... by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      I opened an email with Mozilla on Windows 2000 that contained a virus. But I didn't click on the attachment because I knew better.

      Security through education.

    5. Re:Speaking of trolls... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I opened an email with Mozilla on Windows 2000 that contained a virus. But I didn't click on the attachment because I knew better.
      Security through education.

      I didn't have to worry about what I clicked on or knowing about the latest virus.

      Security through inherent security - it works for me. :)

    6. Re:Speaking of trolls... by geekee · · Score: 1

      So if I email you a random linux binary, you'll just run it on your machine?

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    7. Re:Speaking of trolls... by zebs · · Score: 1
      Hmm. I received three emails containing SoBig and looked at them while using Evolution running on Linux. Nothing happened. It didn't propagate. Linux seems more secure to me.

      That's security through obscurity though...

    8. Re:Speaking of trolls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If having a dissenting opinion is trolling, guilty as charged.

      It wasn't having a dissenting opinion that got you modded down. It was having a dissenting opinion that was based on a study that was considered garbage by the mods (and understandably so.) It was saying that "Linux security is worse" when referring to only one study (that used questionable methods to determine security of operating systems, etc.) that did. One study does not prove everything. Don;t believe everything that you hear.

    9. Re:Speaking of trolls... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      So if I email you a random linux binary, you'll just run it on your machine?

      Nope. And I don't have to worry about my email client being helpful and running it for me.

  129. Re:Well... by tkittel · · Score: 1

    6. ????
    7. Prof...

    nah, this IS getting old...

  130. Re:Well... by patrick42 · · Score: 1

    > was like asking the wolf to guard the sheep

    Actually, it's more like putting a scarecrow to guard the sheep. I don't think Microsoft has the intentions of the wolf -- it just is no damn good a security.

  131. MOD PARENT INSIGHTFUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its not funny.

  132. Repent! Its the end of the world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The US Department of Homeland Security has signed a deal for Microsoft software worth something in the region of $100 million, covering servers and over 140,000 desktops.

    Let's see, "over" 140,000 desktops which could be 144,000 desktops, so how does the following apply:

    Revelations, Chapter 7: The 144,000 Sealed.
    7:1 After this I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding back the four winds of the earth so that no wind could blow on land or sea or against any tree.
    7:2 Then I saw another angel come up from the East, holding the seal of the living God. He cried out in a loud voice to the four angels who were given power to damage the land and the sea,
    7:3 "Do not damage the land or the sea or the trees until we put the seal on the foreheads of the servants of our God."
    7:4 I heard the number of those who had been marked with the seal, one hundred and forty-four thousand marked from every tribe of the Israelites:
    7:5 twelve thousand were marked from the tribe of Judah, twelve thousand from the tribe of Reuben, twelve thousand from the tribe of Gad,
    7:6 twelve thousand from the tribe of Asher, twelve thousand from the tribe of Naphtali, twelve thousand from the tribe of Manasseh,
    7:7 twelve thousand from the tribe of Simeon, twelve thousand from the tribe of Levi, twelve thousand from the tribe of Issachar,
    7:8 twelve thousand from the tribe of Zebulun, twelve thousand from the tribe of Joseph, and twelve thousand were marked from the tribe of Benjamin.

    Gee, I knew M$ had apocalyptic practices, but sheesh ...

  133. Oxymoron by Grendel+Frost · · Score: 1, Funny

    I like theese oxymorons: Great Britain United Kingdom

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    1. Re:Oxymoron by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...Military Intelligence?

      -with apologies to George Carlin...

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  134. -1 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You deserve it. That link is bogus.

  135. Re:Yikes!! Must read more carefully. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I thought it read that Microsoft had contracted the Homeland Security.

    It is not a disease one would wish on anyone, even the likes of MS.

  136. Only those who have watched it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " no human that visits slashdot actually belives the above statement."

    Only those who watch Fox News really know that it is fair and balanced. Those who buy into the FUD from the left-wing networks deny it.

    1. Re:Only those who have watched it by JesseDeadArm · · Score: 0

      how do you type when your deaf dumb and blind? i live in NYC, i watch is cause it's funnier than most of the situation comidies on, and it's summer re-run season left wing... you don't know what that is. really...

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  137. In other news... by inkswamp · · Score: 1

    Sylvester Wins Tweety-Bird Security Contract. Film at 11.

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  138. That's not Fact, that's Opinion by goldspider · · Score: 1
    "The ugly thing is that Microsoft provides the worst of all web services,

    That's your opinion. Next.

    yet seems to be favored by the current administration."

    Show me how previous administrations favored other software vendors over Microsoft. It's not like the federal government suddenly switched from Linux to Microsoft when Bush took office.

    It makes no sense whatsoever for Microsoft to be getting these contracts when IBM, Red Hat, Debian, Caldera (yes even brain dead SCO), HP, Sun and countless other good US firms can do the job better and cheaper.

    Again, that's your opinion. The people making the decision apparently disagree with your assessment. Of course you could defend your assertions with wild accusations of political back-scratching and the like, but when all is said and done, you still haven't produced any facts.

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  139. Could be a very good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets not forget Bill Gates lives here. That may mean that he would work extra hard to make things secure for this project. Thus creating new security measures and things that can be implemented in the private sector.

  140. Re:This thread reserved for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A spread-wide anus.

  141. Re:Well... by RazorBlade99 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the analogy be more like asking a mentally handicap person guarding the sheep? Probably a very big insult to the mentally handicapped person in this case.... I go for asking a rock to guard the sheep.

  142. Re:Well... by pmz · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I've always thought putting MS in charge of security (as with Palladium) was like asking the wolf to guard the sheep.

    Perhaps one of these analogies would work, too:

    It's like putting a steel door on a cardboard box.
    It's walking into a battlefield backwards.
    It's like carrying a tiger-repellant rock.
    It's like driving eyes-closed because "God is my pilot (or whatever)"

    Basically, Microsoft + Homeland Security = a smoking hole that will become the ocean separating Mexico and Canada.

  143. Dude, the deal is with Dell, not Microsoft by bbc22405 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    (When, oh when, will people start reading the article?)

    As others have observed, Microsoft is not the big winner here, although it is a winner. It gets to consolidate and aggregate its existing business, and sure it's probably squeezing Apple, IBM, etc some more here and there with this contract. And sure, it has locked down this portion of market share for FIVE MORE YEARS, which is bad. But...

    The big winner is Dell. It's administering all this software business. It skims whatever it can before passing the lion's share on to Microsoft. It acquires a huge list of potential "customers" and tries to sell them Dell hardware. And it squeezes out a bunch of small fry who were ensconced in cozy government contracts. Excerpted from Government Computer News:
    http://www.gcn.com/vol1_no1/daily-updates/22743-1. html:

    The department reached the agreement earlier this month, after inviting nine bidders, including GTSI Corp. of Chantilly, Va., and MarkSoft Management Resources Inc. of Canterbury, N.H., to present proposals.

    Seriously, who are those two companies that got mentioned? Either wannabees, or hasbeens. Dell ate their lunch, and Dell has some other merchandise it would enjoy selling to the 280,000 eyeballs it just acquired for the next five years.

  144. Re:This thread reserved for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never followed a goatse link. What exactly are they? It's a picture of a man spreding his anus wider than you might expect possible.

  145. Re:so publishing an advisory about microsoft softw by iantri · · Score: 1

    This is modded funny, but I wouldn't be surprised if sometime in the future the US government tries to block the release of information related to Windows' (in)security, and start arresting people as 'terrorists' because the information could conceivably be used to hack Homeland Security's computers.

    I'm glad I'm Canadian.

  146. Re:This thread reserved for... by Chundra · · Score: 1

    Heh. I particularly like the "asside" part.

  147. Beware, geekee is an MS troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should try to disguise it a bit more.

  148. Re:so publishing an advisory about microsoft softw by Spoticus · · Score: 1

    Think about it though... you can bet that Microsoft can/will now try to use "Homeland Security" as an excuse against the disclosure of vulnerabilites. People discussing, criticizing, or publicizing security flaws of their stuff might now now be labeled as "terrorists", and punished accordingly. God forbid you actually release exploit code.
    Perhaps my tinfoil hat's on a little bit tight at the moment, but someone who finds yet another buffer overflow or active-x exploit might just end up disappeared or behind a fence in Cuba...

  149. Ignoring the worst trojan of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I know that this doesn't protect againt trojans in MP3s or e-mail virus, but if one were to implement a Virus Scanner at Firing Wall"

    You are forgetting the worst Trojan of all: the Microsoft OS.

  150. Are the Linux zealots and comedians done now? by sputnikid · · Score: 0

    Lets think about this for a minute...

    Every network is secure as one makes it. You could be running anything and still have it be insecure. Do you REALLY think that Linux even had a REMOTE chance in hell to be accepted? Most large companies wont touch Linux with a 50 foot pole due to limited to zero support, drivers for hardware written by 16 y/o's, and the overall need to do everything manually.

    Why is this such a surprise to anyone? Microsoft isnt perfect... but what O/S is? Also when was the last time you saw an MS box act as a DDOS drone?

    Linux is more of a headache than most people here are willing to admit. Face it... if it wasnt EVERYONE would be using it. Why would anyone spend $400/desktop when the "same thing" is free from Redhat, SUSE, Debian etc...

    1. Re:Are the Linux zealots and comedians done now? by grwufwuf · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Those who know what they're doing (or think they do) like open systems because they can find answers without having to call up into some qued support line just to be told it was user error or thrid-party software to blame, anything but the OS, which is perfect, always, no discussions (unless some 'hacker' proves them wrong and the story hits CNN...). To be blatently biased as you already probably figured out about me: For those wothout a clue and no desire to get one, there's Microsoft.

      Reality isn't so black and white as this, and I know plenty of MS-centric people who know what they're talking about, just as many Mac people who know their wares, many of whom more experienced than me I'm sure. But to say that Linux has zero support suggests that documentation isn't counted, which I count and count on daily. Speaking of documentation, Try using MS's knowledgebase to find an article on a specific issue, then hop to google.com/linux and look up how to do something specific in Linux, then tell me which one procuded a usable answer faster and easier.

      As far as why more people don't use Linux, or any otehr OS, why not ask the hardware vendors that one. They sell the systems with Windows pre-installed to customers who have bought into the marketing over the years and are now floating though MS-land on auto-pilot. Someone interested in using Linux still for the most part has to install it themselves, something most people have no desire to do even to spite the OS they might percieve as evil (personally I don't think MS does anything any other profit-motivated entity would do given the position they're in; Everyone wants to own a monopoly in business, that's the reason we have public and consumer rights laws right?).

      I hear end-users say "Gates is evil", "Microsoft is an monopoly", etc, all the time, though relearning their own computer is too much to do to put their feelings into some action. I can't blame them. If I wasn't interested in this stuff in the first place I'd probably be in the same situation.

      Also when was the last time you saw an MS box act as a DDOS drone?

      Your kidding right? Look here.

  151. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I dont' know man, you're linking unneducated anti linux FUD. It's not a matter of opinion, but lack of information.

    I would be curious to know if you've actually looked at data, and come to the conclusion that Linux is less secure than Windows stuff. If that's the case, I might suggest that you keep on reading and get the whole picture!

    Cuz security really couldn't get much worse than MS offerings.

    What I'm saying is, wether or not you mean to troll, that's the net effect. If you do have a compelling reason as to why Linux would have been a poor security choice (clue: your link isn't it!), then I'm sure most people would like to hear it.

    (moderators: yeah, the more I think about it, the more I think I just took the bait on this troll)

  152. THAT'S ENOUGH WHINING OUT YOU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I love it, the parent post makes just as many trollish and flame worthy comments,

    Once again, that's much more opinion than fact.

    the moderation system is as BB'sh as it gets.

    You have obviously never read 1984. Maybe you should read it rather than griping about alleged moderation problems.

    And if you don't like it here, stop visiting this site. Just get out. Who's forcing you to visit it?

    1. Re:THAT'S ENOUGH WHINING OUT YOU... by drwav · · Score: 0, Troll

      And if you don't like it here, stop visiting this site. Just get out. Who's forcing you to visit it?

      You know what? This is really a shit attitude that is so common among... well... a lot of people not just on slashdot but in my day to day interactions with other people over here in the face to face world.

      I mean seriously, when does it stop?

      Don't like this website? Don't read it.
      Don't like your cable provider? Don't use it.
      Don't like your country? Move to another one.

      These are just fucking cop out responses to avoid an argument, but to you really think that it fucking helps anything when you say this shit? Sure it will shut the troll up, but what if maybe his complaint is legitimate and he isn't just making it up to piss people off for kicks or whatever. Maybe perhaps something needs to be fixed and we should take responsibility and fix it.

      OK, I don't run slashdot and I doubt the people who run this site really give a fuck what I think, but if enough of us got together and tried to look at what might be wrong and make proposals to fix it. Maybe then (if the owners of slashdot liked the idea) we could help create something better than what we have. You ever thing of that? Just because we don't own slashdot doesn't mean that we shouldn't try to take responsibility to make it better. That is ultimately what this rant is about: taking responsibility instead of spewing cop-out cliché replies.

      Also, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with slashdot since I don't really have an opinion on the state of the moderation system here. However, I hope that this rant will encourage people to stop blowing each other off and start giving a damn because that is the only way things will improve.

    2. Re:THAT'S ENOUGH WHINING OUT YOU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hallelujah. You got modded down for this, but at least one person out there thinks you hit it right on the head.

  153. Thank you, Infidels! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh stop already, you make it too easy ...

    - Osama

  154. Lordy by gleather · · Score: 1

    Pimps and whores

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  155. Makes Sense... by Xeth · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's security track record is pretty comparable to the department of homeland security's...

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  156. Re:Details of Microsoft/Homeland Security contract by pmz · · Score: 1

    ...provide the DHS with 140,000 desktops running Windows XP...

    140,000 is big enough to create a custom version of Windows intended to allow Microsoft to spy on the government...

  157. Dan Rather is center-left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dan Rather is center-right, NYT is further right than Dan and CBS, and FOX refuses to report on impeachment-level offenses by Geo. W. Bush."

    Dan Rather is center-left (nothing right-wing about him), and the NYT is to the left of him. As for FOX, it refuses to report on offenses that do not exist. It's called standards.

    " No commercial news outlets in the United States are leftist"

    No, several of them are. These include CNN, ABC, CBS, and NBC. This is the majority of the national news outlets. C-SPAN (you can count this as news) succeeds the best at having a lack of bias. and FOX keeps to the middle by showing both sides.

    "If you want truth, throw your TV in a ditch"

    You won't get truth by censoring and cutting off information. Never.

    "and research where Dubya's" money comes from."

    Your wacky bias shows as you drop insults into your supposedly serious argument. This is like talking with someone who says "Slick Willie". I don't know anything about the Philadelphia Enquirer, but based on your comments about other things, it has to be far left for you to call it "Center".

    " You'll probably conclude that President Gore should be impeached"

    President Gore? Did he serve after Presidents Mondale, Dukakis, and Dole? He's probably the guy who will be best remembered for the first colony on Mars, and adding Brobdignag as the 51st state.

    "the NYT, CNN and Fox should all be in jail."

    You'd fit in real good in Cuba, with your idea of jailing journalists who do not say what you want them to.

    "-A. Veteran"

    I think you are a veteran of the Cold War. Sorry, your side, the Soviets, lost.

    1. Re:Dan Rather is center-left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing centrist about C-SPAN. Take a serious look at their coverage of political events and the times these events are broadcast. Also, there is much to be learned by studying their camera techniques and talking with those in attendance at certain events. They've often covered protests where their camera angles would lead you to believe that these were large crowds, when in fact as few a 50 people are in attendance as protesters.

      C-SPAN is as left as it gets.

  158. This is no joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone remember during the anti-trust trial, when Microsoft VP for Windows Jim Allchin testified that there are security flaws in Windows so grave, that to reveal the source code would constitute a severe threat to national security, and endanger the lives of soldiers in Afghanistan?

    Do you think the people in DHS who made this decision were aware of this? If so, how could they have disregarded it?

  159. Re:Well... by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

    You people are a broken record.

    Microsoft's record of failure with regards to security is directory proportional to the fact that there are for more Windows machines out there than any other platform, hence it's under much more scrutiny.

    Also, note, Unix security has historically been a complete joke, riddled with buffer overflow exploits. In fact, it largely still is a joke in terms of application exploits.

  160. Look at it this way... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    We won't be more secure but Microsoft will come up with a marketing strategy that will make us all fell better! :-D

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  161. It's that link again... stop repeating yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Keep it up and you'll get modded down for a different reason... for making redundant comments.

    Just a little friendly advice from a member of the /. community you've been knocking.

  162. Ah, relief by minion · · Score: 2, Funny

    I feel so much better. I was starting to see 1984 come true, where cameras spied on all of the citizens, and you were tracked for the sole point of tracking. Now I can feel relief, cuz when I take a piss in the bushes outside of a QuickyMart, I know their servers won't be recording me, they'll be rebooting so they can install yet another windows critical update (tm)

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    -- If we don't stand up for our rights, now, there will be no right to stand up for them later.
  163. For Those Of You With Windows XP... by MacDaffy · · Score: 1, Troll

    Checked the rules on your hardware firewall/router lately? Bet there's an entry or two in there that YOU didn't make.

    If Microsoft sees fit to change the rules on hardware that doesn't even belong to it, how are they going to assure homeland security when they can't even get home networking security right?

  164. Re: Well... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > Given Microsoft's record of continual failure with regards to security, I've always thought putting MS in charge of security (as with Palladium) was like asking the wolf to guard the sheep.

    No, it's more like asking a sheep to guard the wolves.

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  165. Re:This thread reserved for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "If it wasn't for my horse..."

    ...I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

  166. My Christmas Wish... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Is to hear that the proposed TIA will be built on top of an MS Access database....

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  167. Which evil? by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I just don't know how I should react:
    1) Kill Microsoft! They're a convicted Monopolist! Why are they spending our taxdollars on that overpriced crap when they could dump half the money into Linux and some dedicated developers and have complete control over the product!
    or
    2) Shit. Homeland Security. Microsoft..

    Maybe some battles aren't worth the fight.

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    If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
  168. Re:so publishing an advisory about microsoft softw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm glad I'm Canadian."

    You are?

  169. HIV = AIDS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The "HIV==AIDS" hypothesis is the biggest medical fraud in human history. "

    I bet you think the earth is flat, too.

    1. Re:HIV = AIDS? by Loundry · · Score: 1

      If you think I'm so crazy, then answer me this question:

      Who isolated HIV according to the Rules of Isolation established at the Pasteur Institute? Giving me a name is insufficient; you must show me the paper which declares which person fulfilled each and all of the Rules of Isolation.

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    2. Re:HIV = AIDS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no "Rules of Isolation" you assclown. http://www.aegis.com/topics/hiv_exist.html

    3. Re:HIV = AIDS? by Loundry · · Score: 1

      I had probably typed about 700 words in reply before my 3-year-old inadvertently hit the reset button on my computer. Here will be my shorter attempt:

      There are no "Rules of Isolation" you assclown.

      First, if there are no rules of isolation, than anyone can claim that any alleged pathogen exists based on arbitrary criteria. Second, it was a poor choice for you to use invective: how do you know now that I'm not going to resist you merely out of spite?

      Third, I read the article that you posted, and I've found it rife with errors and flaws. I had started to list them before my son hit the reset button, and had gotten to #4. My question now is, do you want me to detail for you the flaws in the stupid article you've posted? I'm not sure if it's going to be useful becuase I don't think you're willing to challenge your own beliefs.

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  170. what do you know? by twitter · · Score: 1
    Show me how previous administrations favored other software vendors over Microsoft. It's not like the federal government suddenly switched from Linux to Microsoft when Bush took office.

    Uhhhh, these big government single source contracts are new. Agencies used to make PC purchases like manilla folder purchases, a detail too small to worry about. Back then a decision to buy Microsoft on a Gateway could be shown to a best purchase due to M$ anti-competitive practices. Now that the US DoJ has proven those practices, we get these new big fat contracts? Nuts.

    Have you ever worked for Government or are you just spouting off?

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  171. A new poll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Topic: What do you think of 'Blue Screen' jokes?

    1. Funny
    2. Ghey
    3. About as fresh as a Foghat concert

    Choose one.

  172. You've got to love it... by TygerFish · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The single largest company ever to warn people not to use their software for life-and-death situations, is now going to have an exclusive with the government to help prevent the next 9/11 attack.

    Considering that the only (repeat: only ) effective Microsoft security measures to date are the ones that prevent people who've already stolen Windows-XP from upgrading it, it's pretty safe to say that we can all prepare to live with having any enemy who wants to know something knowing it while substantial numbers of us sit around glowing in the dark.

    Today's bonus question: 'will the government's relationship with Microsoft include a EULA that precludes the government's suing them when they screw up?'

    It's amazing what you can do to a society with enough money.

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    1. Re:You've got to love it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that the only (repeat: only ) effective Microsoft security measures to date are the ones that prevent people who've already stolen Windows-XP from upgrading it, it's pretty safe to say that we can all prepare to live with having any enemy who wants to know something knowing it while substantial numbers of us sit around glowing in the dark.


      Nope, it didn't work. There was a keygen.
  173. you don't know your PHB, do you? by twitter · · Score: 1
    For Total Information Awareness only data aquisition machines need to be able to get to the outside. Chances are these computers aren't PCs and definately aren't running Windows.

    So when the data has been compiled and it's given to the big boss, what do you think it's going to be? The big boss is going to open some kind of Word doc or a Power Point presentation, "Osama-been-here-and-there". Even if it's done by SHTML, the browser cache will be harvested and sent on. Holes, man great big, gaping M$ holes for the most important information of all.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:you don't know your PHB, do you? by pizen · · Score: 1

      If the boss has the clearance to view that information he's also been briefed on how to handle it. Especially if he likes being the boss. The higher-ups view classified information in the same environment that it was prepared. Classified information don't just get up and leave a secured area. If it does people lose their jobs or worse. Someone mentioned the CNN article about the ex-CIA chief and his home computer. Notice that he's the EX chief. Having a clearance removed like that is a huge blemish on your record.

  174. Oink by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    The trough is being filled election on horizon.
    Almost as bad as Chicago during the 60s, the constituancy of the Seattle area has become an area of special interest to the people who do the greasing. Lets see so far this year; Millitary software 800 million National Security 100 million , I guess they have screwed up with the aircraft industry though. Come on you guys you can do alot better than a puny 1 billion of voter grease. Ok lets see if we can stick it to the competition what was that about SCO? and what about those Germans buying Linux we will just have to see about that too. That will make them happier in Seattle.

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  175. Did Bill Gates Steal Your Account Password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ahh, a hell of a lot more people run MS software than Linux

    Think before you click the "submit" button. That's beside the point. The point is that there are many more applications and so it follows that there'll be more security advisories. If that's the only story you have found that says that Linux/OSS may not be as secure, then you should think about whether or not you should trust it. Especially considering how little the study in the article takes into account. Try to find a few more studies, and some that take more into account. If you do, then your anti-Linux/OSS campaign will have some credibility.

    1. Re:Did Bill Gates Steal Your Account Password? by geekee · · Score: 1

      "Think before you click the "submit" button. "

      I was thinking far enough ahead to already anticipate this response. The fact that more people use MS makes it a bigger target for hackers. There's more incentive if you can compromise more machines. we're talking about known hacks, not total hacks. Therefore, the fact that a bigger target ended up with reported security problems at the very least casts doubt on Linux security superiority. I'm not on an anti-Linux campaign, I'm just sick of people bashing MS security when Linux isn't any more reliable.

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    2. Re:Did Bill Gates Steal Your Account Password? by unclethursday · · Score: 1
      The fact that more people use MS makes it a bigger target for hackers.

      That's what MS says, yes. They don't often mention that a 12 year old with some rudimentary HTML knowledge can cripple a Windows system, or entire network, with a single email or web page view.

      There's more incentive if you can compromise more machines. we're talking about known hacks, not total hacks.

      Actually, there's more incentive when the crackers know that they're more likely to get through the security protocols in a system. With Windows, it's a lot easier to do this, than on Unix, Linux, or another Unix-alike.

      Windows security is a set standard, and that standard is poor. Get through on one, and you're more than likely going to get through on a hundred. Since the *nix systems rely more on personalized security settings, there's no guarantee that you'll break into multiple systems due to admin security preferences.

      Therefore, the fact that a bigger target ended up with reported security problems at the very least casts doubt on Linux security superiority. I'm not on an anti-Linux campaign, I'm just sick of people bashing MS security when Linux isn't any more reliable.

      Consider what you just said. The larger target ended up with more reported security problems. Yet, EVERY DAY there are more and more Windows security problems found. Since MS made products are such a huge target, you'd think they'd have fixed this by now. Instead, security wasn't a priority until MS realized people were probably willing to pay for it.

      The problem becomes that with the integration of all the MS-made products into Windows, any vunerablity in one product means there's vunerabilities in them all.

      A main point with Windows security is that you either have to completely lock out the user, and make Windows all but unuesable; or you have to allow each user on the network access to be able to completely fux0r the network.

      For example, if one jackass at my job installs a stupid hotbar.com bar into IE and Outlook, then ALL OF US ARE STUCK WITH IT (my work is dumb, and we're all on these damn Cirtix Windows CE powered terminals) until we get IT to find it and delete the goddamn thing from the main server. This has happened so many times, I can't even begin to count them. The only way to stop it, though, is to pretty much completely lock each individual user out of the network.

      On a Unix-alike, however, each user could fux0r his or her own folder, and never even make a dent in the rest of the network.

      Thursdæ

    3. Re:Did Bill Gates Steal Your Account Password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's what MS says, yes. They don't often mention that a 12 year old with some rudimentary HTML knowledge can cripple a Windows system, or entire network, with a single email or web page view.' Just to expand on this, let me point out that server software, where security/vulnerabilities matter most, MS doesn't have a large majority of the software. Therefore, there'll be more incentive for people to go after non-MS software. And that includes Linux.

  176. All for justifing next year's budget. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any one who has ever witnessed the US Government in action knows that they always pay too much for things that, if they really tried, could be gotten for free. They do this so they can justify their bloated budget requests for the next fiscal year.

  177. Government did not create Microsoft problem at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft's market share was not achieved through voluntary association, or traditional free market economics. It was achieved through force -- through the various powers of government which inevitably promote certain groups at the expense of others"

    Nothing could be further from the truth. M$' domination was achieved as the result of using sneaky free-market techniques, like making demands of their big clients to exclude others.

    The same thing happens with other monopolies: the behavior of the free market often can result in this, without government help.

  178. $43/hour... in cash or stock? by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > No wonder Windows cost so much. That's $43 per work hour!
    > And that would be 121 people working for 4 years!

    And remember! If you work for MSFT, now you get paid in restricted stock, not stock options!

    That's right! You pay all the income *tax* as if you'd cashed in stock options up front, and you get all the *risk* of owning stock! Don't you feel more motivated already? 80-hour work weeks for everyone! Woohoo!

    (Sorry, son, too many of you became millionaires in the last boom. Can't have that happen again. Stock options are only for the important people now.)

    1. Re:$43/hour... in cash or stock? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      And remember! If you work for MSFT, now you get paid in restricted stock, not stock options!

      Don't you think that's just Microsoft's admission that MS stock options are likely to remain underwater and are no longer a reward? They did a split at an unusually low stock price, and it didn't help. They finally agreed to a dividend. I think MS has realized the days of constantly increasing stock price are over.

  179. Recently bid on some DHS projects by Foz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I did some short term consulting work with a company recently to help them prepare some bids on the last BAA (Broad Agency Announcement) sent out by the DHS. The scope and scale of the projects that were in the request were quite interesting, with some that were tailor made for linux (wearable computing initiatives, anyone?).

    We haven't heard any updates on the bid selection, but after looking at a good portion of those potential projects I can truthfully say that Microsoft is going to have a really tough time filling the required roles for many of them, let alone doing it securely.

  180. Windows-DHS Activation Key by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
    > Good news: Orwellian homeland securty is now going to lose all your data as fast as it collects it.
    > Bad News: "In other news, After extensive backround checks by homeland security, Mr. Nedal Nib Amaso is now head of NTSB....."

    Surveying the smoldering crater, President Ballmer was heard to remark "Y'know, they should have known that J0N45H-C40FT15-054M4-B1NL4-D3NIN-4-P16-5U1T wasn't a valid activation key."

  181. Germans win! (this time) + HS' 1st task by nxs212 · · Score: 1

    OK, so they may not make the most reliable cars in the world anymore (still most fun to drive)
    but at least they (Munich city hall linux story) chose the more stable and SECURE OS than US Homeland Security.
    Their 1st task and possibly their primary task for years to come will be securing their own desktops from spyware (gator, bonzi,etc) and worms, viruses, trojans, etc.
    I guess they will have to downlod service packs and hotfixes like everyone else.

  182. Why this pisses me off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously though, this pisses me off in many ways.

    First of all, Microsoft is a company that does not give a flying fuck about any consumer. All they want is power, control, and hard-core cash.

    Secondly, this flimsy homeland security thing is just another front to protect the interests of the extremely wealthy, destroy any political opposition, spy on citizens, and control the world. (No matter what you think, they don't give a damn about you or me, or even the troops that fight for them. They are just pawns to be used in the fight for world domination, and when they die, they are only collateral damage.)

    Thirdly, this is $100 million of taxpayers money. It is even more annoying when you consider that the computing needs could be satisfied by spending a mere fraction of that on Free Software.

  183. I wish I were graphically inclined... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would make a GREAT dialog box.

  184. Not knowing Microsoft is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "First of all, Microsoft is a company that does not give a flying fuck about any consumer"

    That assumption is the first mistake. It is made by many who then sit back and are shocked that Microsoft does so well.

    The fact is that Microsoft serves its consumers better than Linux, Amiga, or any of the other minor companies (Apple, etc.). We may think they are inferior, but they do satisfy the needs of the consumers better than the others do.

    1. Re:Not knowing Microsoft is dangerous by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The fact is that Microsoft serves its consumers better than Linux, Amiga, or any of the other minor companies (Apple, etc.).

      Stop right there! That, sir, is also a mistaken assumption. It may well be that Microsoft's popularity these days is merely down to inertia, the pressure of Microsoft software being so ubiqutous, and MS clients feeling they have no other realistic choice than Microsoft.

    2. Re:Not knowing Microsoft is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true zealot.

  185. This Is Great News by eyegone · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just feeling particularly Jeffersonian today, but the more fouled up the "Ministry" of Homeland Security is, the safer I feel.

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    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
  186. Separation of church and state: no ministers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be separation of church and state: no government ministers and ministries here, unlike in Canada and England.

  187. good ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let's not foget that "The greates threat to freedom is an efficient bureaucracy".

    Anything that can undermine the bureaucrats efficiency is a good thing.

  188. Politics=$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comeon, a convicted monopoly who is failing to even follow through on the miniscule slap on the wrists they received(recent s-dot article), should'nt be selling ANY software to our govt.

    Obviously, with their terrible history of security(lack there of), the US Govt doesn't really care about it. They pay off enough politicians, and they fall right in line.

    OH, and BUSH IS A FASCIST PIG!

  189. K-Mart value and quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is such an irony that the US agency took an action that will preserve the convicted illegal monopoly and leave the system of Homeland "Security" insecure, while world outside the US are moving towards OSS and making the network for their government more secure and flexible. BillG owes GeorgeW a fat check for donation.

    MS must have offered much lower price than Linux vendors to attract the buyers. Choosing the lowest price with the same sense as K-mart shoppers, however, is not necessarily equal to the best value. Munich chose Linux over Windoze with consideration of long term value and flexibility despite the higher price of IBM-SuSE offer.
    http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/t echnolog y/2003-07-13-microsoft-linux-munich_x.htm
    was there anything Dep of HS could've learned from this deal? obviously not.

    for MS to keep dumping their product without loss, it has to exploit cheap labors in developing countries just like many other US brand products cheaply sold at K-mart. MS products will soon proudly be developed and made in India, and when the system breaks down Homeland Security will call up MS Tech support and receive support from intelligent Indian tech living outside the US. Great. This is real globalization the United States have long sought, isn't it?

    such a security sensitive agency as DoHS choosing the product that is well known for its insecurity is plain stupid. their system will be hacked sooner or later, regardless of the degree of damages it will cause. DoHS paid less for a cheap K-mart product and protected the American traditional monopoly in the industry. they deserve to be hacked.

  190. Nothing wrong at all with globalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "MS Tech support and receive support from intelligent Indian tech living outside the US. Great. This is real globalization the United States have long sought, isn't it?"

    There's nothing wrong about globalization. If those Indians can do the job better, there is no reason not to hire them.

    " it has to exploit cheap labors in developing countries "

    Free trade, in which both sides decide something to their benefit, is never "exploitation".

    1. Re:Nothing wrong at all with globalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing wrong about globalization. If those Indians can do the job better, there is no reason not to hire them.


      Yeah, well, the problem is that they don't do the job better, just cheaper.

  191. Inefficient bureacracy is bad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have the bureacrats be efficient so they waste a lot less of our money.

    You can avoid the threat to freedom by having very few bureacrats, with very little power, paid so that it is clear that they are public servants.

  192. Re:Well... by stripe · · Score: 1

    Wolf to guard the sheep? I think that analogy is incorrect. M$ will not predate on DHS, they just treat security as an afterthought. They bring out their latest offering, ie same dammed thing with more wiz bangs than you will ever need and then go and fix all the holes as "other" people discover them. They seem to belive very much in security thru obscurity in practice. If you do not know about our security holes you cannot take advantage of them. Its more like asking a lamb to guard the sheep than a wolf to do so.

  193. Yesterday's Munich deal was much more lucritive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compare this to the Linux/City of Munich news from yesterday. SUSE/IBM get $35.7 million for 14,000 computers. Microsoft/Dell get about three to four times that amount, but across ten times as many computers. So, per computer, the Microsoft/Dell deal is a much worse deal for the Microsoft and Dell and very cheap for the US government.

  194. NSA_KEY overcharges by Muttonhead · · Score: 1
    the Federal government is already Microsoft's biggest customer."

    One wonders how much Bill charged the government for each copy of Windows sold containing NSA_KEY. Perhaps that accounts for the "biggest customer" ranking?

  195. Mac OS X in government = bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sorry, but the MS Fisher Price(TM) OS is not in the same league as that ....MacOS X."

    Mac OS X? Very bad idea. For one, it runs hardly any software at all (if you want to shut down government so they do nothing, make them get Mac OS/X!). For another, the machines cost twice as much as standard hardware and are still slower. (and you can only get them from one computer company). Get Linux instead: you can run it on faster and cheaper computers that you can get from many companies (competitive bidding, imagine that!).

    1. Re:Mac OS X in government = bad idea by steeviant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a die hard OpenStep X user, I have to take issue with the idea that it runs hardly any software. I suppose that your comment is born of jealousy that OS X can run pretty much all of the software that Linux can as well as a fair proportion of commercial software that will remain beyond the reach of Linux users until someone gets enough mindshare to stabilize the libraries.

      FUD aside, I do agree that governments should stay the hell away from any single source supplier like MS or Apple, no matter how good their wares are. It's simply not good enough to spend hundreds of millions, or even billions of tax payer's money on something that could disappear in a puff of smoke if the head bean-counter somewhere decides it's no longer economically viable to keep producing it.

      Using open source doesn't neccessarily guarantee that a piece of software will continue to be made indefinitely, but it almost defintely does assure that somewhere out there is someone who knows enough about a given piece of software to patch security holes and misfeatures in the software, and it is quite likely that even if x86 hardware ceases to be available an open source OS will find new hardware to run on that can be introduced in the next upgrade cycle.

      OS/X, Windows or Solaris = tied down
      *BSD, *Linux* = free to move

      Governments should be free to move rather than at the behest of corporations. Of course, the reality is quite different. Pester your local politician about change, I do.

    2. Re:Mac OS X in government = bad idea by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      it runs hardly any software at all... Get Linux instead

      What you say!! I have nearly all my favourite Linux/Unix software compiled on the OSX box I'm typing this on. I think if you're going to push the Linux angle, attacking the competitions software availability is the last thing you should try.

      YLFI
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    3. Re:Mac OS X in government = bad idea by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1
      For one, it runs hardly any software at all

      Yeah, in fact they only just yesterday ported "America's Army" to Macintosh. Imagine an office block of people trying to defend our nation without that.

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    4. Re:Mac OS X in government = bad idea by lordDallan · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck does TCO get totally lost in computer world?

      Compared to MS: If you buy $800 eMacs and have about zero virus, e-mail bongo-bingo-webmonkey adware spazware crap to deal with you will have lower TCO.

      Compared to anything: If you have PCs that easily see windows, apple, and unix file shares you will will have lower TCO.

      Compare to Linux: If you have a mature, easy-to-use GUI, and an almost identical to what they've been using Office Suite you will have lower TCO

      Finally in regards to some concerns I saw voiced about what if Apple shut down and all the OS/X stuff was obsolete and obsolescence in general:

      some people worry that anything will be obsolete in about 90 days.

      some people violently scream that the C64 is still a viable platform.

      some people figure that even in the unlikely event that Apple decided to shut down today, you could still get support, parts, software, etc. of OS X for a good while. And that you could probably easily migrate from OS X to either back to MS (stay on the office track) or over to Linux start installing apps like open office on the OS X desktops, and then migrate chunks of users to Linux PCs. In fact, this might even ease the transition (and related support calls, user hand-holding etc) and lead to, dare I say it, lower TCO.

      I'm in that last group.

      I mean c'mon folks. I'm not saying OS X is the only answer, or is the greatest or whatever. But you don't have to treat it like it's some OS Leper either. It can be a great alternative in business environments. Really. No, Really. No, no, really...

  196. Wow... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    With all the M$ flaming going on in here, I should go get my GNU/Fire-extinguisher.....(silence)

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  197. No surprise?!?! by j3110 · · Score: 1

    Now that they've used it, I would think they would have known better :)

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  198. How ironic... by retro128 · · Score: 1

    The products responsible for Homeland Security are programmed in India and China.

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  199. Liberals are Stalinists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You do realize, don't you, that socialism and communism are liberal ideals?"

    Thanks, Rush Limbaugh. All liberals aspire to be communists. It is their ideal. What an amazing insight from half-your-brain.

    1. Re:Liberals are Stalinists? by rotor · · Score: 1

      Uh - try again. The fact that those are liberal ideals does NOT mean that "All liberals aspire to be communists." There are several that do and several that don't, but you'd be hard pressed to find a conservative who believed in communism. The two are mutually exclusive, and the post I replied to was saying that our government made a communist one look liberal. I say to that, "No shit."

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  200. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by geekee · · Score: 1

    So criticizing MS security gets mod point, but pointing out how flawed the criticizing is by showing Linux security is flawed amounts to trolling. Nice objectivity. What else are you going to censor because it isn't slashdot politically correct?

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  201. Price per machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $100 million / 140,000 = $714.29

    Do they really need to buy seven hundred dollars of software for each computer? That must be comparable to the cost of the hardware. And people *still* consider Microsoft a viable option?

  202. Open mouth, insert foot by goldspider · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just so happen to work for the Department of the Navy, and have since before the current administration.

    And even before I started working on the base, you know what just about every workstation was? Micron P3 550MHz boxes. You know what OS was running on them? Microsoft Windows NT. Every one of them.

    So don't try to tell me that large-scale government computer contracts are new and unique to the Bush administration. You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

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  203. So, in other words by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    My government just threw away two perfectly good F22s. Not shot down by enemies, not lost in training accident or due to pilot error -- just siphoned away by waste and probably a bit of corruption. Lovely.

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  204. Vote on copyright enforcement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Problem is people (and by people I mean the general public) still think things like abortion, affirmative action, gay sex and copyright enforcement are vitally important and reasons to select a candidate."

    That is like a "Which does not belong, A, B, C, or D" ? question.

    The first three are hot-button issues "out there", but copyright enforcement is not at all.

  205. Where's the press? by epukinsk · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't some hot-shot newspaper hire some hot-shot security expert to probe these systems and identify (but not expoit) the weaknesses? There have to be dozens. There are killer headlines there, and it'd be dead easy for a paper to do. Newspeople take risks like this all the time.

    Erik

  206. Correction. by Penguin2212 · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean the department of Homeland Insecurity?

  207. Re:MS BASHING. HOW ORIGINAL. NEXT: A HOT GRITS JOK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS ASTROTUFFING, HOW ORIGINAL. NEXT: THE GOAT JOKES

    (dumb line added for lameness filter--funny how it doesn't work on the parent)

  208. Clinton white house staff stole the W key, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Actually I used to work for George W. Bush a while back and he used a poermac laptop with stickies on the ctrl apple delete keys so he would no what to push to reset it."

    Hidden in here is a joke about how Bush had to use a poermac because the departing Clinton staffers stole the W from it (no longer a poWermac).

    1. Re:Clinton white house staff stole the W key, eh? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Maybe they threw it the potoMac.
      Quayle probably used a potatoeMac.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  209. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Securing systems IS relatively easy. Microsoft is by no means the best, but I setup workstations and servers all the time. If you know what your doing, the system will be reliable and secure. Ask me how many viruses my machines have gotten? None. Ask me how often I need to reboot? About as often as I need to reboot my linux box.

    Of course there are better alternatives...they went for convienience. If they had linux, they would have to "train" all their employees who froze at the sight of a "new" operating system. That takes time and possibly more money then they paid for this deal.

  210. wrong use of word disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong use of word "disclaimer".

    That you work for DHS says that you are speaking from personal knowledge and can thus be relied on. A disclaimer would be, for example, that your information comes from your sister's husband's brother's e-mail friend and thus you can not personally vouch for how good the information is.

    1. Re:wrong use of word disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: I work for the DHS, and you can't guarantee that I haven't been told to post this information on Slashdot to 'calm the subversives'.

  211. why should this surprise anybody... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    homeland security has been mostly about stripping the citizens of their privacy..since MS has already done that to a large extent it would be most productive to just build on their database...

  212. Munich who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bwahahahaha!!! S. Balmer

  213. 1 of 4 Horsemen have arrived... by X86Daddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the next will be when Bugatti releases an SUV.

  214. Interesting by pmz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given that there is practically no defense being offered for Microsoft nor the Dept. of Homeland Security in the above discussion, one has to wonder why these large contracts keep occurring and occurring and occurring. If they aren't based on merit, then what? What hard arguments do companies provide to keep going along with Microsoft's products? It isn't as if there were no alternatives, historically, and TCO arguments are fallacious at best.

    The state of the current software industry makes me feel as if nothing is real and there is no reward for quality. It is really discouraging and makes me wonder if churning out more and more software is becoming counter-productive to the health of our civilization. Add in the recent economy, and I am beginning to see non-software-development and non-systems-administration jobs in my peripheral vision. These jobs are becoming more attractive, and it is almost to a point, where finding a job with no computer in sight is a compelling thought.

  215. Perfect bedfellows by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    That's really great. Now the company famous for insecurity can help the president famous for not being elected to assist the government to spy on citizens in a free and open democratic republic.

    Together they can look for enemies among us since the enemies not among us have discovered it's possible to run and hide after all, largely because the phony intelligence on which the War-of-the-Week is based continues to be the basis for policy long after the intelligence community that invented it no longer wants it to be believed.

    At what point did we all wake up to find we're living in a Pynchon novel?

  216. Re:Well... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Given Microsoft's record of continual failure with regards to security, I've always thought putting MS in charge of security

    RTFA.

    This is not, by any stretch of the imagination, "putting MS in charge of security".

    A significant number of people who work for Homeland Security will have Windows operating systems on their desktops and file servers. The same is true in virtually every large organization in the world.

  217. we're screwed. by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup....we're definately screwed. Hell, just hearding the words "Microsoft" and "security" in the same phrase without a negation is disturbing.

    M$'s track record with security is worse than Exxon Valdez's record doubled.

    Plus, this adds to the $600 Hammer and $300 toilet seat issue.

  218. all i can say is F*CK!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is very sad. just what we need wolves watching over lambs

  219. Threat level blue already exists by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 2, Informative

    It means "guarded condition", immediately above green ("low threat level") and below yellow ("elevated risk of terror attack"). Personally I find it redundant to have this department since the CIA, FBI, NSA, and DIA should have caught the 09/11 attacks before they happened in the first place. But nevertheless the "blue" level does exist.

    Links:

    http://www.volusiahealth.com/eh/PocketPC/Homelan d/ bluecondition.html

    http://www.ch1hawaii.com/n/hlsec/national_alert_ th reat_chart_4.html

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    As long as there is a Second Amendment, there will always be a First Amendment.
  220. wonderful by Dylan_t_p · · Score: 2, Insightful

    so basicly now terrorists don't have to try as hard as before to get in and on top of that microsoft is still ready to take over the world....oh well could have been worse rather than msft/dell it could have been msft-HP or msft/e-machines *shudders*

  221. Re:It's that link again... stop repeating yourself by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

    I for one have seen less credible links posted over and over and over again. The old chestnut about the stalled Navy ship comes to mind.

  222. DHS by CyberGrex · · Score: 1

    Well, it might be that the Department of Homeland security itself is using Microsoft, but they might be the only ones. I work for a company that is directly involved with DHS and we use mostly linux software for the work we do. As a matter of fact, we are DoE contract and if it can be done in linux, we do it in linux, otherwise we succumb to the dark side. So there is hope yet.

  223. P.J. O'Rourke is great! by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Welcome to my friend list, RevMike. :)

    --
    I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
  224. Computerworld email newsletter by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    As some of you may know, Computerworld sends out a free email newsletter. Here are two consecutive headlines from the July 16, 2003 Afternoon Update:

    Microsoft Warns Of Widespread Windows Vulnerability

    Homeland Security Department To Buy Microsoft Software

    Sleep snug, guys.

    --
    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  225. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Linux is any better?

  226. They were just consolidating their licenses by donheff · · Score: 1

    DoHS is an aggregate of dozens of organizations all of whom had existing MS software. It was a no brainer for them to consolidate all of that into a master contract with better pricing and simplified tracking. They should do that to simplify things and save taxpayer money even if they ultimately move to alternative software.

  227. Interesting, Why scrutiny for MS is justified by asscroft · · Score: 1

    All the people that complain about people who hold microsoft to a higher standard may want to consider that MS's biggest customer is the Federal Govn't, which is paid for by us, the tax payers. So in a limited, but actual way, we have a duty to hold microsoft to a minimum standard of fair play and honest business practices.

    --
    because I have been enjoined by this Holy Office to abandon the false opinion which maintains that the Sun is the centre
  228. Re:convicted monopolist??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly, and a ruling that MS's practices were monopolistic is questionable given the existance of Linux (who successfully competed against MS in Munich, for instance). The law is so vague that you don't even know you're guilty until the govt. decides you are guilty since there's no clear definition of what constitutes a monopoly. Apple practices are as anti-competitve as MS's. MS gets special treatment however because they crossed some secret govt threshold of market-share.

  229. MOD THIS UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy has hit it on the head. You can't be a "convicted monopolist" and more than you can be a "convicted jerk" or "convicted capitalist".

    The problem is that on slashdot, if you say something enough times, people actually are believing its true. There are so many examples of this wrt Microsoft and Linux, and this newspeak term of "convicted monopolist" is just one more example of this.

    FreeUser seems to be such much of a troll as the so-called M$ astroturfer boogeymen.

  230. Not really - think of the MS SQL Srv Slammer worm by kupci · · Score: 1
    First of all it's sort of a holdover from MSofts standalone PC past to require 1000 machines to be patched. Much better would be to use a thin client system, especially when you're talking about a mega-installation like this, but that's a whole different argument.

    Anyway, the poster you're referring to makes a very good point - once you homogenize everything, you make *everybody* vulnerable. So let's say Machine 1 is running SQL Server, and is hit by the slammer worm, then everyother machine that has SQL Server running can also be hit, and in turn hit other servers. This same scenario nearly took down the internet a while back, certainly could do the same at a major gov. office.

    A simpler analogy is in science: let's say you introduce a new engineered corn, designed to withstand such and such, and fast growing etc. Now a certain plant disease, that evolves to not be harmed by whatever chemicals are used to grow the corn, simply lays waste to *all* the plants. Or think of the potato blight in Ireland in the 1850s. A final example is in cheese making, where if *all* bacteria is destroyed, it makes it easier for a dangerous bacteria to spread like wildfire, since there is no "good" bacteria to keep it in check.

    Homogenization definitely has it's advantages, simplifies the job of the purchaser (write one check), and computer support (just call DELL), training (just one manual) but it also has it's costs - no way would I say this makes for a more secure environment. It does indeed make the system more susceptible to mass failure, which seems to go against the Army/Government philosophy.

  231. What about BSD by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    I thought the CIA or some similar US government agency was working to add security features to BSD? What happened to these? This wouldn't be the first time that one hand of the government didn't know what the other was doing, but what gives?

  232. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What else are you going to censor because it isn't slashdot politically correct?

    I agree with you, but on second thought, after considering the following... I start to get, well... second thoughts.

    Microsoft is not criticised by 80% of the people who could be concerned about it, mostly because it is politically incorrect to criticise Microsoft.

    If you ever tried talking about security problems in Microsoft Windows, you are looked down upon, spit upon and humiliated, calling you naive, 'moron', 'zealot', 'liberal scum', 'unamerican', 'unpatriotic' and all such delightful epithets.

    Even on Slashdot, about than 50% of Microsoft bashing is modded down or spit upon. You just don't want to see it, you just want to think that Microsoft is being unfairly bashed. Take a proper sample (not like the sampling of opinion polls in you-know-where leading to the false accusation of you-know-whom cheating) and you will see that Microsoft bashing is attacked almost with the same fervour.

    Well, in this light, things aren't that bad or less objective.

  233. Oh my God! by msoori · · Score: 1

    Does this mean America will CRASH like Windows? I hope not!!!

  234. Re:Well... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    //comments are for suckers;
    //coders read code;

    Coders don't end comments with a semicolon. That would be a wasted keystroke.

  235. Gov'ts and Crooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does a government justify continuing to deal with a criminal organisation?
    When you're convicted of anti-trust violations, you're criminal in my book.

    Oh wait, so is the government - my bad.

  236. Homeland Security?? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Homeland Security??
    These stupid bastards can't even manage Desktop Security..

    The war is over, America has lost, move along now..

  237. Microsoft... It Just Works(TM). " :rolleyes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The reason that everyone (including the federal guvnment) still uses Microsoft is because, It Just Works(TM). "

    Until you need to change something. I thought Windows 2000 was not too bad for M$ until I wanted to see if I was using DHCP because it wasn't seeing my Ethernet in VirtualPC 6 on my PowerBook G4 12". The array of different places to look for network settings was frustrating and unintuitive. First, being a Mac user I have to say the interface of Windows is a joke. Second, Windows does NOT just work and IS Plug n Pray still. Macs just work. Maybe that's why the US Army uses them, according to Netcraft.

    MacOS X would be the best solution, requiring less training and techies than Linux. Yes I have RedHat 8 on an AMD K6-II and I hate it and yes I know my cli gibberish but it's just too slow (openoffice takes minutes to start) and...it copies the Windows interface!? A copy of a copy of the Mac! Also Apple gives you unlimited licenses of OS X Server for $999 and they are rated best for customer service. Whereas M$...well everyone here already knows. ;)

    Windows would be the _LAST_ choice I would pick for mission critical computing. Honestly, we PAY these people to make these decisions?

    I can see it now: "In other news today, there was a Million Man March of Linux geeks on the Capital protesting recent news of the DHS adoption of Window$..." Maybe someone will use cell phone "swarming" to organize?

  238. well, you're just wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may be that years ago, you would have these
    problems with non-windows OS installation, but
    today that's just not true.

    I'd say more, but why ?

  239. Oh boy... by ctk76 · · Score: 1

    Blue screen of ... "DEATH" is gonna take on a whole new meaning...

  240. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by geekee · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter which is more secure. The point is, neither is secure. And it is impossible to know which is more secure. You only know about the vulnerabilities that have been found,. Not the ones that haven't.

    --
    Vote for Pedro
  241. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by geekee · · Score: 1

    I love how you just made up a bunch of sttistics.

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    Vote for Pedro
  242. Hey MicroSoft Wille Eat Me ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft should be stopped if this is not an example of monopolistic behavior what is ? And slashdot whose side are you on anyway ? Is microsoft giving you a check ? Have you sold out ?

  243. What are you bitching about? by Cuirithir · · Score: 1

    If they had decided to use Linux, the whole "Homeland Security" department might actually represent a threat to the American people.

  244. Okay... by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    So basically jobs that were in other departments and moved into homeland security are going to keep using the same software.

    ooh. fascinating

    You know, for all bush's talk about being anti-big government he seems almost opposite. I mean for one thing we have the largest federal deficit ever, and secondly this whole homeland security thing just about the most 'governmenty' way of securing everything? I mean, the first they did was create this massive bureaucracy, and they did it by reshuffling other smaller bureaucracy into one. So rather then spending time and effort trying to do a better job, they spend all this money and resources in merging all this crap together.

    And that's on top of all the shuffling bush did to get rid of all the 'clintonistas' in government.

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  245. Why didnt unsucccessful bidders file protest? by SCUBA+Instructor · · Score: 1

    Besides Dell/Microsoft, who were the other bidders for the contract? Was the invitation to bid on the contract properly published? Was the functional description properly quarantined and then simultaneously distributed to interested bidders? Were non-disclosure procedures adhered to during the functional description phase? What contractor had the contract for publishing the functional description? What were the standards in their statement of work? How long were each of the bidding organizations given to examine the functional description and prepare their proposals? Besides Dell/Microsoft, who were the top finalists and how were their proposals different from Dell/Microsoft? Why were two closely related companies awarded the contract? Why didn't the unsuccessful bidders file protests in accordance with government contractacting procedures? In other words, was the execution of the functional description so perfect that there are no possiblee grounds to protest? --- What comes to mind is another (back in the 80's and 90's) big government computer contract where the functional description phase took over 4 years (and massive amounts of man hours), then the selection phase took 2-3 years. How can the process now be so fast and so perfect?

  246. The problem I see by phorm · · Score: 1

    Is that while some uber-hackers could decode a heavily-encrypted file, with a custom cypering mechanism (I assume they could design something) etc etc.... pretty much anyone could be suspect for mail interception. Not that the postal service wouldn't be lambasted if such a thing happened, but isn't the "real world" still more succeptible to abuse than the IT world?

  247. UK government to follow suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clippy: "Hi, I see you are editing an intellengence report, would you like me to:"
    " a) Sex it up"
    " b) Insert plagurised material"
    " c) Delete parts that say Al Queda link unlikely"

    Do I get a funny mod, huh, huh?? Or did I post too late :(((

  248. Locked Down Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing about prevents the Feds from fully locking down their Win2K/XP/2K3 systems.

    If they were getting Win95 it would be easy to say there are gaping holes and they're in trouble. It would also be easy to say data "just corrupts itself".

    But on a properly setup modern system, whether it's NT-based or a *nix, it's not going to happen. Misconfigured software is the cause of most security problems, and because Microsoft's stuff is the most popular there is a larger body of people who don't know what their doing. But a properly locked-down modern Win32 environment is just as secure as a properly locked-down Linux or Unix one.

    "There's a buffer overflow in IE6 if you do x".
    Well, Homeland Security desktops aren't permitted to just browse the internet like you on your cable modem.

    "There's a new email worm for Outlook"
    Well, Homeland Security dekstops get every piece of email Bayesian filtered twice (get those 5 9's of protection) and all attachments are quarantined.

    Just because *you* don't know how to secure a MS system, dont' assume it's not "securable". Anything that can be done on a Linux or Unix box to secure it can be done on a Windows box. Unless you count a lack of commercial software as a security feature, in which case Linux wins hands down.

  249. Re:Well... by $lacker1 · · Score: 1

    fair.

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    //comments are for suckers
    //coders read code
  250. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by goatan · · Score: 0
    It doesn't matter which is more secure

    It does when it's the department of homeland SECURITY

    --
    Saying Apple is better than MS is like saying Botulism is better than rabies.

  251. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did you show that Linux security is flawed? By just saying it was?

  252. Re:Details of Microsoft/Homeland Security contract by MisterSSL · · Score: 1

    > the contract amounts to a six-year agreement covering 144,000 desktops,
    > worth between $110 million and $120 million [gcn.com].

    $110+ M$ / 144K Desktops is over $763/desktop

    And this was the LOW bid?

  253. Why is this a troll? by drwav · · Score: 1

    OK, you mods obviously are smarter than I am, so will someone please tell me WHY WHY WHY my parent post was a Troll? I just want to know why?

    Was it because I used too much profanity? Why should that matter, my point is still valid and well thought out. I used profanity to illustrate my frustration with this topic, and because there is no rule that says I can't. If you don't like what someone has to say, you should deal with it and not just say, "you're an idiot" and mod them down etc.

    Was it because you didn't like it? You should not mod based on your opinion of my idea, that is not the point of the moderation system.

    Was it because it was Offtopic? Well then why didn't you moderate it as such?

    Trolls are posts written with the specific intention of just pissing people off for the fun of it (e.g. crapflods, racist posts, etc.) and the way I see it my post does not fall under this category. So I ask again, WHY?

    1. Re:Why is this a troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your second and third paragraphs should answer your own question. Profanity tends to piss people off, especially on slashdot.

    2. Re:Why is this a troll? by drwav · · Score: 1

      Profanity tends to piss people off, especially on slashdot.

      If they have a problem they should deal with it and not take out on me. I'm entitled to speak however I see fit and moderating someone down just because you do not agree or becuase you don't like how they speak is not in the spirit of the moderation system.

      If these people don't like me, too bad. That is their problem, but you don't abuse your power just to silence me because you don't like what I have to say.

    3. Re:Why is this a troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't honestly say that people are entitled to speak however they see fit and that everyone else has to "deal with it". Even with the first amendment, there are types of speech that are illegal, including libel.

      As for the moderation, yes, it is the moderators job to moderate based on what you say. And how you say what you say is part of what you say.

      As for silencing you, I suggest you read at -1, which you probably already do. Those who read at a higher threshold do so specifically to avoid tripe such as this and count on the moderators to mod it down.

  254. MAJOR SECURITY RISK by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Given the amount of offshoring Microsoft is doing of development in Hydrabad- there is NO way Microsoft software is secure enough to run DHS on. Same with Oracle, and all the other big names in software today- think of it this way, would you trust YOUR life to a programmer making $2.50/hr?

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    SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    1. Re:MAJOR SECURITY RISK by EClaudius · · Score: 1

      Maybe the strategy is to infect Al-Quaida computers and hand help devices with Microsoft software.

  255. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "The point is, neither is secure. And it is impossible to know which is more secure."

    This statement directly contradicts a statement you made earlier in the discussion, saying that "Linux security is worse." Having said that, I think maybe you now see why that post was considered a troll.

  256. Re:At least they didn't choose Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "So criticizing MS security gets mod point, but pointing out how flawed the criticizing is by showing Linux security is flawed amounts to trolling"

    It wasn't for "showing Linux security is flawed." We all know that it isn't perfect. It's just the information used to back up the statement saying MS is better than Linux when it comes to security was so seriously lacking that it amounted to being an annoyance.

  257. Re:Well... by Casca1 · · Score: 0

    Ummm, I think you have that wrong. It's more like asking the Sheep to guard the sheep...

  258. Federal Government Acquired? by MMHere · · Score: 1

    "Remember the Federal government is already
    Microsoft's biggest customer."

    I thought the Federal Government was now a _subsidiary_ of Microsoft?