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  1. Re:Oh come on! on California's Unspoken Health Problem: Brain Parasites · · Score: 1

    Being hit by a meteor is just shit luck, and there are no realistic preventative measures.

    Abandon practices of good hygiene and food preparation and you'll think twice before scoffing at your chances of parasitic infection. Or indeed any infection.

    Smallpox anyone?

  2. Re:When a judge is forced to... on Apple Loses Bid To Exclude Evidence In Samsung Patent Trial · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Bias aside, is Judge Koh competent to preside over this case?

  3. Re:Piracy jumpstarts any industry in a new country on How Plagiarism Helped Win the American Revolution · · Score: 1

    Attila was a Hun.

  4. Re:I did... on 400,000 American Homes Have Dumped Pay TV This Year · · Score: 0

    Depends how low you want to set the bar for passing as human.

    I'm not the AC you replied to, but I agree with him.

  5. Re:Traditions. on Speed of Sound Is Too Slow For the Olympics · · Score: 1

    How ironic.

  6. Re:Four on Hubble Discovers 5th Moon of Pluto · · Score: 1

    Then you are a better man than I.

    Was it a quote from "Malcolm in the Middle"?

  7. Re:Pffft !! on Backdoor Found In Hacked Version of Anti-Censorship Tool Simurgh · · Score: 1
  8. Re:If you're subscribed to him.. on Zuckerberg Updates Relationship Status To "Married" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For women, they've mostly been dreaming about their wedding day and married bliss since they were children.

    And why?

    Because they've had this "dream" pounded into their heads since the day of their birth by their equally-brainwashed mothers.

    Same deal with the perceived need to have kids. Gotta get those buns in the oven, you know. How many times have you seen mummy's little girl pushing along a wee toy pram with a wee baby doll in it? Who brought that damned and damning prop into the kid's life?

    Looks like tradition (in its worst guise) and familial pressure to me.

  9. Re:Time to dump software patents? :) on Facebook Buys 750 IBM Patents · · Score: 1

    So.

    It has come to this.

  10. Re:There's this little problem with Ender's Game on Teacher Suspended For Reading Ender's Game To Students · · Score: 1

    Aaannd... GODWIN.

    You lose!

    Gooood day sir!

  11. Re:Corner reflector on Journalist Gets Blasted By the Pentagon's Pain Ray — Twice · · Score: 1

    How might things pan out if you were to bring a reflective parabolic dish? The entire power output of this gun focused at a single point: that has to be lethal.

    Or perhaps a dish-lens array that condenses the incoming beam into something much tighter, comparable to that from a laser pointer. But this beam can saw straight through organic matter like the proverbial hot knife through butter,

  12. Re:Use forums instead on Have Online Comment Sections Become Specious? · · Score: 1

    Feat not, I have the solution:

    Usenet III!

  13. Re:Story time on Accused LulzSec Members Left Trail of Clues Online · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't.

    I enjoyed the story as is. What more could you possibly add by turning it into a movie? A teary scene where the hacker hugs his lil' boy and says, "Don't worry Johnny, Daddy's gonna bring home some food tonight! And a DVD! You wanna watch a DVD with me tonight, Johnny?"

    Or perhaps some piecing together of oh-so-subtle clues NCIS-style, complete with the strangely lovable goth-girl investigator. Or perhaps a classic mad, ageing German scientist lifted straight from 80s' B-grade flicks. Or both, even.

    And maybe throw in a UNIX system. I know those.

  14. Priorities on Why Making Facebook Private Won't Protect You · · Score: 1

    What matters most to you? Weigh it up. Right to personal privacy off-the-clock vs need for immediate employment under debasing conditions.

    Then excuse yourself, grab your jacket and leave the building.

  15. Re:Am glad that I ain't American !! on US Judge Rules Defendant Can Be Forced To Decrypt Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Yet Julian Assange remains in relative safety and comfort on conditional bail in England.

    Hardly a small fish, too.

  16. Re:WWCSD? on Russian Scientist Claims Signs of Life Spotted On Venus · · Score: 0

    DINOSAURS!

  17. Re:Is your parting line supposed to be a critisism on North Korean Nuclear Facilities, From 30,000 Feet · · Score: 1

    The only two at least semi-sensible arguments for using the nukes was: a) it'd likely make an invasion of Japan unnecessary and b) we have them, so we might as well just use them.

    c) "Hoi! Comrade Josef! Look what we've got!"

    All three of the above arguments are correct.

  18. Re:Sony TV business a loss? on Samsung Buys Sony's Stake In LCD Joint Venture · · Score: 1

    Serious question:

    Are you aware of any mirrorless camera, available now or in the near future, that can give the coming Sony NEX-7 a run for its money?

    I see nothing on the horizon.

  19. Re: Firefox vs. Opera on Opera 11.60 'Tunny' Released With Ragnarök HT · · Score: 1

    Assuming Gabriel Weinberg is true to his advertised privacy policy—and I accept this at present—that would make DuckDuckGo an engine for conducting Bing searches via proxy.

    They're welcome to use any backend they like as far as I'm concerned.

  20. Re: Firefox vs. Opera on Opera 11.60 'Tunny' Released With Ragnarök HT · · Score: 1

    I use DuckDuckGo (mostly). They offer the following very simple directions, for your convenience:


    Add to Opera

    1. Right-click the DuckDuckGo search box (in the page).

    2. Select Create Search.

    3. Enter d for keyword.

    4. Check Use as default search engine and Use as speed dial search engine (if you wish).

    5. Click OK.


    It's all right there on the main page, under the search field.

  21. Re:No child prodigies anymore on The Stroke of Genius Strikes Later In Life Than It Used To · · Score: 1

    And of course, there are exceptions.

    Carl Friedrich Gauss

  22. Re:WooHoo AUSTRALIA! on Japanese Spacecraft Bringing Back Space Rock · · Score: 1

    rsync
    Samba
    and of course this little gem

    I expect at least one follow-up WOOOSH! post but I derive pleasure from putting smartarses in their place.

  23. Nature of the beast on No Linking To Japanese Newspaper Without Permission · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps my understanding of the World Wide Web is flawed, naïve, or both, but I don't think it works this way.

    Wasn't one of the premises of the WWW to be able to hyperlink to anything you want, anything at all, and the underlying technology designed to reflect this idealogy?

    If I'm wrong, please educate me.

  24. Re:yes, but on Decrying the Excessive Emulation of Reality In Games · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a real FPS where one shot and you're done.

    Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45

    No bunny hopping. No instant reloads. No heroes. Stark, grim and "real" as it gets.

    You may be tired of this genre, but I fully recommend you try this game.

  25. Re:look what they gone and done on Facebook Goes After Greasemonkey Script Developer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You want another reason?

    TEX THE WORLD

    (Credit to nickruiz (1185947) for bringing this to my attention.)