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  1. Headlines in five years on Prison Debate Team Beats Harvard's National Title Winners · · Score: 4, Funny

    Released inmates from Eastern Correctional Facility quickly work their way up the chain of command in their respective gangs.

  2. Re:Sincerely, good luck on Matthew Garrett Forks the Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    Posting to remove fat-fingered mod.

  3. Re:Comic collector gripes about first world proble on $50 Fire Tablet With High-capacity SDXC Slot Doesn't See E-books On the SD Card · · Score: 1

    Making recursive jokes is an n - 1th world problem.

  4. Re:Any monitor would crack at 510 PPI on Japan Display Squeezes 8K Resolution Into 17-inch LCD, Cracks 510 PPI At 120Hz · · Score: 1

    Pounds per inch could be a spring rating. Newtons per meter is arguable more useful, but if you want to use non-SI units, you can.

  5. Re:Another EPA failure on EPA Gave Volkswagen a Free Pass On Emissions Ten Years Ago Due To Lack of Budget · · Score: 1

    $18 Billion in fines should fund plenty of EPA testing for decades to come.

  6. Re:Slashdot's own karma system on (Over-)Measuring the Working Man · · Score: 1

    From the Stack Overflow Blog:

    It turns out that people will do anything for fake internet points.

  7. Re:Let's be clear here ... on FBI and DEA Under Review For Misuse of NSA Mass Surveillance Data · · Score: 1

    That should be totally covered by

    Officer, do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

    Obviously, parallel construction does not lend itself to the whole truth. IANAL, but it sounds to me like your DEA Agent is perjuring herself.

  8. Re:Finally on Phone Passwords Protected By 5th Amendment, Says Federal Court · · Score: 1

    A key is "what you have", whereas a fingerprint is "who you are".

    Unless you're the Chinese government, and you've just stolen the fingerprint records of 5 million US Government employees.

    Alternatively, the Chinese government has stolen who those people are and this case is now a mass kidnapping.

  9. Re:What part of this ISN'T personal data? on AVG Proudly Announces It Will Sell Your Browsing History To Online Advertisers · · Score: 1

    No, you don't get it - your fingerprints and DNA aren't personal! They don't actually have your name spelled in them...

    They identify you as DATAGGA.

  10. Re:Fantasy Spaceflight League on NASA Delays Orion's First Manned Flight Until 2023 · · Score: 1

    Can I join your fantasy spaceflight league? I'm drafting Mark Watney and EmDrive.

  11. Re: Glad to have it on 10 Major Automakers Agree To Include Automatic Emergency Braking On New Vehicles · · Score: 1

    In an experiment with ABS in taxis, that is exactly what happened. If I may reproduce (to the best of my recollection) a line from the report: "The drivers who received ABS systems increased their aggressiveness to match to their personally acceptable level of risk."

  12. Because when this tech comes out, no one will drive a car that doesn't have it? Just like every vehicle on the road now has a catalytic converter and side-curtain air bags?

  13. Re:SolidWorks and Word on Ask Slashdot: What Windows-Only Apps Would You Most Like To See On Linux? · · Score: 1

    Same outcome, sadly. If you try to do certain kinds of footnote formatting, the document is not going to look the same in Word and LO/OO, no matter which file format you specify.

    I wish as much as anyone that it were otherwise.

  14. Re:SolidWorks and Word on Ask Slashdot: What Windows-Only Apps Would You Most Like To See On Linux? · · Score: 1

    XPlane as a substitute for MS Flight Sim X?

  15. Re:Good for him. on Steve Wozniak "Steve Jobs Played No Role In My Designs For the Apple I & II" · · Score: 1

    ... which is a decent indication that either those other companies are overvalued or Apple is undervalued.

    I agree with you all the way up to here. My understanding is that Amazon doesn't have a high rate of return because they are "grow[ing] the company" instead of "distribut[ing] the wealth back to shareholders." Does capitalization value (or some other metric) take that into account?

  16. Re:We can also conceive of the SEEgularity on The Speakularity, Where Everything You Say Is Transcribed and Searchable · · Score: 1

    Followed by the seguelarity where every time you voice a thought, someone uses it to change the subject.

  17. Re:Bureaucracy on Oakland Changes License Plate Reader Policy After Filling 80GB Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    "We don't just buy stuff from Amazon as you suggested. You have to go to a source, i.e., HP or any reputable source where the city has a contract. And there's a purchase order that has to be submitted, and there has to be money in the budget."

    And this, my friends, is how you end up with $6500 price tag for $70 hard drive. Bureaucracy, it's good for you!

    And while we're at it, if they don't have "money in the budget," why'd they buy all those license plate readers in the first place?

  18. Re:4/5 in favor on Finland Considers Minimum Income To Reform Welfare System · · Score: 1

    I think you have just described the system on Earth in the "Expanse" series.

  19. Re:What was that? on The Boeing 747 Is Heading For Retirement · · Score: 1

    There's no replacement for cubic gigabytes.

  20. Re:Yep, aviation is still safe on The Boeing 747 Is Heading For Retirement · · Score: 1

    Ah, yes. Pope Been-a-darth.

  21. Re: I'm OK without privacy. on Engaging Newbies In Email Encryption and Network Privacy · · Score: 1

    No, that's complete bullshit. VPNs and encryption are perfectly legal to use and considered to be essential security tools. Especially by the government of the US.

    Corollary

  22. Boots: a car analogy on Documents Indicate Apple Is Building a Self-Driving Car · · Score: 1

    You have to pay extra to get the model with the larger boot.

  23. Re:Books. So many uses. on 'Drinkable Book' Pages Clean Dirty Drinking Water · · Score: 1

    Those thin bible pages made good rolling paper in a pinch.

    Your remark put me in mind of a classmate's selection for the dramatic poetry reading when I was in Junior High: (WTF, Slashdot? There's a minimum for the average characters per line? How do people write Burma Shaves?)

    The Ballad Of Salvation Bill
    'Twas in the bleary middle of the hard-boiled Arctic night,
    I was lonesome as a loon, so if you can,
    Imagine my emotions of amazement and delight
    When I bumped into that Missionary Man.
    He was lying lost and dying in the moon's unholy leer,
    And frozen from his toes to finger-tips'
    The famished wolf-pack ringed him; but he didn't seem to fear,
    As he pressed his ice-bond Bible to his lips.

    'Twas the limit of my trap-line, with the cabin miles away,
    And every step was like a stab of pain;
    But I packed him like a baby, and I nursed him night and day,
    Till I got him back to health and strength again.
    So there we were, benighted in the shadow of the Pole,
    And he might have proved a priceless little pard,
    If he hadn't got to worrying about my blessed soul,
    And a-quotin' me his Bible by the yard.

    Now there was I, a husky guy, whose god was Nicotine,
    With a "coffin-nail" a fixture in my mug;
    I rolled them in the pages of a pulpwood magazine,
    And hacked them with my jack-knife from the plug.
    For, Oh to know the bliss and glow that good tobacco means,
    Just live among the everlasting ice . . .
    So judge my horror when I found my stock of magazines
    Was chewed into a chowder by the mice.

    A woeful week went by and not a single pill I had,
    Me that would smoke my forty in a day;
    I sighed, I swore, I strode the floor; I felt I would go mad:
    The gospel-plugger watched me with dismay.
    My brow was wet, my teeth were set, my nerves were rasping raw;
    And yet that preacher couldn't understand:
    So with despair I wrestled there - when suddenly I saw
    The volume he was holding in his hand.

    Then something snapped inside my brain, and with an evil start
    The wolf-man in me woke to rabid rage.
    "I saved your lousy life," says I; "so show you have a heart,
    And tear me out a solitary page."
    He shrank and shrivelled at my words; his face went pewter white;
    'Twas just as if I'd handed him a blow:
    And then . . . and then he seemed to swell, and grow to Heaven's height,
    And in a voice that rang he answered: "No!"

    I grabbed my loaded rifle and I jabbed it to his chest:
    "Come on, you shrimp, give me that Book," says I.
    Well sir, he was a parson, but he stacked up with the best,
    And for grit I got to hand it to the guy.
    "If I should let you desecrate this Holy Word," he said,
    "My soul would be eternally accurst;
    So go on, Bill, I'm ready. You can pump me full of lead
    And take it, but - you've got to kill me first."

    Now I'm no foul assassin, though I'm full of sinful ways,
    And I knew right there the fellow had me beat;
    For I felt a yellow mongrel in the glory of his gaze,
    And I flung my foolish firearm at his feet,
    Then wearily I turned away, and dropped upon my bunk,
    And there I lay and blubbered like a kid.
    "Forgive me, pard," says I at last, "for acting like a skunk,
    But hide the blasted rifle..." Which he did.

    And he also hid his Bible, which was maybe just as well,
    For the sight of all that paper gave me pain;
    And there were crimson moments when I felt I'd o to hell
    To have a single cigarette again.
    And so I lay day after day, and brooded dark and deep,
    Until one night I thought I'd end it all;
    Then rough I roused the preacher, where he stretched pretending sleep,
    With his map of horror turned towards the wall.

    "See here, my pious pal," says I, "I've stood it long enough...
    Behold! I've mixed some strychnine in a cup;
    Enough to kill a dozen men - believe me it's no bluff;
    Now watch me, for I'm gonna drink it up.
    You've seen me bludgeoned by despair through bitter days and

  24. a Beowulf cluster is this thing, you know, from the ninety nineties.

    Please tell me that in 9090, they have better parallelization than a beowulf cluster.

  25. Re:Profits. on Cheap, 3D-Printed Stethoscope Challenges Top-of-the-Line Model · · Score: 1

    This is the real reason why medical costs are so high here in the USA, and it's odd that no politician as made this a talking point yet.

    Are you kidding? The moment some pol says "You shouldn't take extra tests because they're expensive and unnecessary," her/his opposition is going to come out of the woodwork with anecdotes of instances where those tests saved someone.

    Even if those anecdotes are a tiny minority of actual cases, that politician is going to be pilloried for their position because of some human-interest pieces on morning television that thank Bob's Hospital Association for "its helpful assistance."