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  1. Er, nope on Best website statistics package? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We use Urchin - now "Google Analytics". Unless you want to delete cookies every page hit, and use the Web Developer Firefox plugin to remove hidden fields for every form submission, we pretty much have you tracked. This isn't 1995 y'know...

  2. Here's his website on Student Faces Expulsion for Blog Post · · Score: 4, Informative
    Warning, it's butt ugly - seriously, instead of expelling him, they should send him to design classes.

    Talk about over reaction though. Why not just bug the police to bust his ass for underage drinking? If that's what the district really wants. Or, why not just take this to its logical conclusion and expell almost every teenager for, well, being a teenager.

  3. The last I'd heard... on The CVS Cop-Out · · Score: 1

    ...there was a simple fix for that.

  4. Re:hoax on Parasitic Infection Flummoxes Victims and Doctors · · Score: 1

    You've obviously never heard of Morgellons then.

  5. Re:Interesting... on Google Releases AJAX Framework · · Score: 1
    Argghhh. I just can't see past the bad grammar to work out whether the code is valid or not. It's THEIR ffs ;-)

    Maybe they need an "English 1.0 (transitional)" validator?

  6. That's easy on Firefox 2 Alpha 2 Reviewed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hold down Shift while you mouseover a link.

    Oh wait, you want a way to do this with one hand. Err, can't help you there, I'm afraid.

  7. Re:what the hell on Email Bomber Faces Retrial · · Score: 1

    No, over here, they don't bother with trials - just send you to Gitmo or an illegal CIA jail and claim you're an "enemy combatant". Some people would welcome being re-tried. In fact, they'd probably cry with happiness if they were actually tried once ;)

  8. Re:Sony will win... on Sony's Conference The Day After · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, crap, I meant Nintendo. Sorry, the breasts got me distracted - my brain kinda went off on a tangent...

  9. Sony will win... on Sony's Conference The Day After · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all, how can they lose when the logo is basically two men staring at a pair of breasts.

    Or am I the only one to see this?

  10. I just tested one of your comments on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=184424&cid=152 27525

    INAUTHENTIC

    So we have an inauthentic commenter commenting about an inauthentic article. I think my head is about to explode.

    cLive ;-)

  11. Re:No offense CmdrTaco but... on Slashdot CSS Redesign Contest · · Score: 1

    Well, I for one think their summeries are better than their winteries :)

  12. If you think that's strange... on Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? · · Score: 1

    .. stick your fingers in your ears, go "La la la la", and don't read up on the Bilderberg Group. The guy who runs the site is a little too "Alex Jones" for my tastes, but dig deep and you'll find some interesting tidbits. It makes sense though, if you think about it - having a conference where you can say exactly what you think, without worrying about how it will affect you politically.

  13. Am I the only one.. on Last-Minute Delays Looming for HD-DVD Launch? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... who doesn't care one bit about HD DVD/Blu Ray right now? I get the feeling they're launching this new format to a population that largely doesn't give a toss. Very few people outside the tech/geek groups know about this.

    Look at HDTV. Very few rushed out to buy it. Most people just upgraded as their old TV died. Hell, there's still a majority of content not in hi-def.

    Oh well, at least I get to analyze another major industry change as it unfolds. Always interesting :)

  14. Re:I can just imagine the kids' conversations... on The Man Behind Online Porn's 'Steve Lightspeed' · · Score: 2

    Girls can like porn too. Sexist!

  15. I can just imagine the kids' conversations... on The Man Behind Online Porn's 'Steve Lightspeed' · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when they become teenagers.

    Joe Ordinary: "I found my dad's secret porn stash - four copies of Hustler!".

    Lightspeed Jr: "*cough*, well..."

    I have a feeling they'll be very popular at High School :)

  16. Re:that doesn't seem very sporting of 'em on Chinese Telecom Company Launches 'RedBerry' · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh please. Like the US believes in free trade. EU steel trade tariffs? Farmers?

    The day a country doesn't use it's regulatory network to preserve its own trade is the day it gets pwned by every other damn country out there.

  17. But puns *can* be profitable on This Boring Headline is Written for Google · · Score: 1

    Our local newspaper ran a pun competition, with $1,000 going to the best pun.

    I thought up some good ones and entered ten times. I was convinced that one of them would win. But, no pun in ten did :(

  18. Nicely said on America's War on the Web · · Score: 1

    Well put!

    cLive ;-)

  19. At least in Oklahoma... on Misconfigured Webserver, Threats to Call FBI · · Score: 1
  20. Re:Interesting .... on 32 GB Flash Storage Drive Announced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    $300? I just bought one for $160 on eBay. I think it must be a while since you last looked at prices ;-)

  21. Re:The truth about "poverty" in the US. on Democrats May Promise Broadband for All · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who the fuck modded this flaimbait "insightful".

  22. MOD PARENT FUNNY! on Democrats May Promise Broadband for All · · Score: 1

    It's great to start the day with a big belly laugh!

    "There is only so far left you can go before it becomes a national security risk."

    Orwell would be proud :) Black and white politics - oh how I miss being 12.

  23. Personal .02 on Top 5 Reasons People Dismiss PostgreSQL · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At OSCON, the Postgres people had postcards on their table of whatever their mascot is (I forget) roasting a dolphin on a spit over a fire.

    Funny yes, but not something that inspires one to take them seriously.

    Ironically, they have a better product on many levels, but that kind of zealotry just plain puts me off.

  24. No arguments anymore - Meucci is the man on Inventing the Telephone, Independently · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a feeling that Meucci's mental problems and personal life problems delayed the original patent, but that there is little doubt now that he actually invented the telephone.

    It's almost certain that Bell stole the patent for the telephone with a little help from Edward B Grant at Western Union (who kept putting off Meucci's attempts to give a demonstration) and certain individuals at the Patent Office who coincidentally 'lost' Meucci's paperwork. Far from being innovitive, Bell was nothing more than a slimy shit - at least as far as being involved in the actual invention of the telephone is concerned.

    The United States started fraud proceedings against Bell, which were only dropped with the death of Meucci in 1896.

    And to think it took until 2001 for the US senate to recognize the fact that Meucci did actually invent it. This great milestone would not have been achieved without the deep investigative work of Basilio Catania.

  25. Re:The serveillence society on Cell Phone Tracking In the UK · · Score: 1

    That has got to be the biggest pile of crap I have read here in a while (and you have some stiff competition).

    Learn to spell, learn how to form a coherent argument, *then* share your wisdom with the world.