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John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water

j79 writes "John Dvorak has written an opinion piece on why he believes Microsoft is dead in the water. He discusses Vista, Office 2007, MSN and MSN search, the Xbox 360, Pad-based computing, .Net, and Microsoft's obsession with Google. "

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  1. The future is now! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    My god, the marketwatch site is well ahead of the game.

    They have incorporated Web 2.1 Server side blink!

    If you think I'm joking, just look at the stock quotes on the page.

    As for MS being dead in the water, I think they certainly have the sharks swimming around them, but I wouldn't call them dead just yet.
    Remember, its not over until the fat penguin sings.

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    1. Re:The future is now! by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      The stock quotes are real time, without a page refresh. Cool.

      On the other hand, they let Dvorak write for them? Why?

    2. Re:The future is now! by Gropo · · Score: 2, Insightful
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    3. Re:The future is now! by zerosignal · · Score: 1

      It is really necessary to update them every THREE seconds? Come on!

    4. Re:The future is now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously claiming that Apple makes superior hardware? Someone needs to cut back on the kool-aid intake....

    5. Re:The future is now! by DisownedSky · · Score: 1

      It's 1981. I'm sitting in front of a terminal connected to a VAX 11/780. This is very shiny. It runs my code without complaint and fuss. The future was then. DEC ruled.

      Oops...

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    6. Re:The future is now! by Bootvis · · Score: 1

      I agree MS has sharks swimming around it but I'm not sure whether MS is a diver, a nuclear submarince or something in between.

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    7. Re:The future is now! by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I wouldn't call them dead just yet.
      "Dead in the water" doesn't mean you're dead, it means you're not going anywhere fast. In a rapidly changing market that probably would be deadly, but in a world where many people are satisfied with Windows 2000 and Word 97, Microsoft can stay right where they are and continue milking their cash cows for a long, long time.
    8. Re:The future is now! by fernandoh26 · · Score: 0
      From the link that you mention which talks about the Web 2.1 server side blink, it states:
      Note: if you did not see the blinking text above, it means that your browser is not compliant with the Web 2.1 standards. An easy way of checking whether your browser is standards compliant is to check whether the installation files for your browser were smaller than 50MB, or the run-time memory usage is less than 300MB. If this is the case, you should download a more recent browser to get the full Web 2.1 experience.
      Umm Mozilla Firefox displays this blinking fine, is WAAAAY under a 50MB install file, and it takes up no where near 300MB of memory when running. What was this guy smoking? Or am I just missing something?
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    9. Re:The future is now! by Babbster · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Microsoft can stay right where they are and continue milking their cash cows for a long, long time.

      I would just like to point out that, cash or not, maintaining a cow at sea has got to be pretty difficult...

    10. Re:The future is now! by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Informative
      but I wouldn't call them dead just yet.

      If you read the entire article (specifically the last paragraph), you will see that Dvorak agrees that Microsoft is not dead, nor does he expect them to die.

    11. Re:The future is now! by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1
      This was my favorite quote from that page:
      An easy way of checking whether your browser is standards compliant is to check whether the installation files for your browser were smaller than 50MB, or the run-time memory usage is less than 300MB. If this is the case, you should download a more recent browser to get the full Web 2.1 experience.
      Installation files smaller than 50MB indicates a browers that is not modern?! Both my Firefox and Opera installation files (compressed, obviously) are under 5MB. Where do I download this beast of a browser that's 10x more modern? (Uncompressed, fully installed, Firefox is 18.6MB and Opera is 16.6MB)

      Also, with 15 tabs open currently, it looks like Firefox is using about 150MB of memory. I guess I should look for that browser that is 30x more modern in that arena.

      I guess according to this website, the only bloatware that comes close to their standards of modern is IE. I had better go download IE7 right now.

      Also, does anyone else think that this is the most bass-ackward way of determining how 'modern' a browser is? I mean, you can't possibly list major browsers and versions in less text, could you? (IE 6+, Firefox 1.0+, Opera 8+, Safari, Konqueror) Nope, you can't.

      Relax, it's supposed to be funny

    12. Re:The future is now! by non · · Score: 1

      this guy is just shilling his web page for some revenue. move along, there's nothing to see here...

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    13. Re:The future is now! by Abreu · · Score: 1

      ...but in a world where many people are satisfied with Windows 2000 and Word 97, Microsoft can stay right where they are and continue milking their cash cows for a long, long time

      If people are not upgrading their Windows 2000 and Office 97 then MS is not milking its cash cow as much as they could, is it?

      And this problem is only going to get worse with Vista...

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    14. Re:The future is now! by stx23 · · Score: 1

      He's the only one that can work that fancy keyboard.

    15. Re:The future is now! by Godji · · Score: 1

      Remember, its not over until the fat penguin sings.

      Oh, but it already does! It's called "xine-lib"!

    16. Re:The future is now! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      That's nothing. You need to read his Web 2.0 page:


      A DotCom business plan:
      Since everybody loves animals, we'll grab animals.com and
      make it the premier site for selling animals and animal
      byproducts like pet food and leashes on the Interweb.
       
      We'll acquire massive funding to buy a fleet of trucks
      shaped like dogs. Products bought by the customer will be
      delivered to him or her in those trucks, immediately
      strengthening brand visibility.
       
      New Interweb technologies allow entirely new forms of
      marketing. For example, we can send electronic Em@il
      letters to every single person in the world at the click
      of a button, at a fraction of the cost of a single
      newspaper advert!
      Anyone looking back at this business plan recognizes three glaringly obvious problems. First off, animals.com is a stupid name because it's already registered.

      Second, how would a cat owner feel about her new cat being delivered in a dog shaped truck? At bare minimum, you'd have needed trucks in the shape of America's top five pets: dogs, cats, gerbils (which double as hamsters), parakeets and snakes.

      Not these problems couldn't have been solved. But how come no one recognized the most fundamental problem of the plan? Nobody in their right mind would ever buy anything on the Interweb! Hello!? Enter my credit card number in a little box on some anonymous, random computer in the former Soviet Union? I don't know how many digits credit card numbers consisted of in the 90s, but mine has like a zillion and would take me about 15 minutes to type.
    17. Re:The future is now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would just like to point out that, cash or not, maintaining a cow at sea has got to be pretty difficult...



      Unless it was a sea cow.....

      Laugh already

    18. Re:The future is now! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not if you have your Manatee Network Certification.

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    19. Re:The future is now! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Third, taking animal byproducts and packaging it as petfood is highly questionable. I think packaging animal byproducts as hotdogs is a much better business plan.

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    20. Re:The future is now! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What I think is that you are a bozo. Click on the next to last link, and the one before it, and it will become immediately apparent that we are dealing with a piece of humor.

      You are missing your sense of humor one way or another; either it's not sufficiently honed to detect fairly obvious humor in the first place, or you did catch it, but came up with an entirely unfunny response (the parent to this comment.)

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    21. Re:The future is now! by alfredo · · Score: 1

      As far as investors are concerned, they haven't seen good growth for years. They've been flat for 5 years. Apple and Dell have shown growth MS wishes they still had.

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    22. Re:The future is now! by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Manatee Certified Network Engineer

      For when you have to maintain cash cows when you are dead in the water....

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    23. Re:The future is now! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If we keep going with this, we'll be accused of milking a dead cow.

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    24. Re:The future is now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as long as your not beating a dead horse its ok.

    25. Re:The future is now! by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny


      c--------1---------2--------3--------4---------5-- -----6---------7-------8
                    PROGRAM
                                PRINT 100, 'Just as long as you stay in 80 columns per line '
                    1 //'of code you should be OK'
                                PRINT 100, 'DIGITAL VAX FOREVER!'
      100 FORMAT(A)
                    END

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    26. Re:The future is now! by muzik · · Score: 1

      Actually, you should go download it from here: http://www.ie7.com/Download Looks like M$ finally got it right with this release. (Careful to RTFL before you flame this one!)

    27. Re:The future is now! by dynamo52 · · Score: 1

      From the link that you mention which talks about the Web 2.1 server side blink, it states:

      Note: if you did not see the blinking text above, it means that your browser is not compliant with the Web 2.1 standards. An easy way of checking whether your browser is standards compliant is to check whether the installation files for your browser were smaller than 50MB, or the run-time memory usage is less than 300MB. If this is the case, you should download a more recent browser to get the full Web 2.1 experience.

      Umm Mozilla Firefox displays this blinking fine, is WAAAAY under a 50MB install file, and it takes up no where near 300MB of memory when running. What was this guy smoking? Or am I just missing something?


      Whatever it was, it must've been different than what I'm smoking, because I just had to enable Java


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    28. Re:The future is now! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Non,
      I notice you added me to your foes list. ooooer and all that.

      but to clarify your wild ass claims, I am in no way related to the site I linked.
      I just thought it was funny when I saw it.

      (actually, don't tell anyone but I think I found it via digg)

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    29. Re:The future is now! by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

      My god, the marketwatch site is well ahead of the game.

      They have incorporated Web 2.1 Server side blink [blartwendo.com]!


      Yes, but a well-timed disabling of JavaScript will take care of that blink tag too!

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    30. Re:The future is now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      depends on if it's a sea horse

    31. Re:The future is now! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      The problem is that javascript is actually useful on some pages.
      Not all of web 2.0s fluffyness is bad.

      Thankfully, using firefox theres an extension to selectively enable Javascript per site :)

      https://addons.mozilla.org/extensions/moreinfo.php ?id=722

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    32. Re:The future is now! by laughing+rabbit · · Score: 1

      ...with a sea cucumber.

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    33. Re:The future is now! by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Our penguins are NOT fat! They're just big-boned!

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    34. Re:The future is now! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Hopefully dead in the water, means that their number one priority is getting the windows codebase refactored to modern professional standards so that they can impliment a sane security enviroment and can have bug fixes applied that don't break something else

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    35. Re:The future is now! by alc6379 · · Score: 1

      ...now sea? You just took that too far.

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    36. Re:The future is now! by HeroreV · · Score: 1
      Or am I just missing something?
      Yes, it's called humor.
    37. Re:The future is now! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      I bought my iBook G4 on the same day Tiger came out.
      It works fine and the battery still gives me 4 hours of juice. No problems whatsoever with any component.
      My employer gave me a HP nc6220 last month and am facing problems with the display this month. Randomly brightens and dims.... Compaq says they will replace the display and am waiting...
      Seriously you need to get your head out of Dell/HP/Gateway or whatever crap PC you use and look around yourself to see the durable Apple hardware.

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    38. Re:The future is now! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      and that's a big problem for shareholders.

      If Microsoft make same profits as last year, shareholders won't be happy. Even if MS make a small profit gain, they won't be happy.

      Microsoft stock has quite a high Price/Earning ratio. If people think that the stock doesn't have a lot further to go, people will start thinking it's overvalued.

    39. Re:The future is now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I AM a sea cow, you insensitive goat.

    40. Re:The future is now! by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Rolf Harris: "In the Wet"

      "But the Cows Don't Float, and I Can't Find a Boat, and It's Too Late ... to Teach Them How to Swim!"

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  2. Dear God... by infosec_spaz · · Score: 0

    PLEASE make my dreams come true!!!

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    1. Re:Dear God... by The+Snowman · · Score: 5, Funny

      PLEASE make my dreams come true!!!

      Okay, but where will we find a dead hooker, a llama, and 12 gallons of motor oil at this time of night?

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    2. Re:Dear God... by Maradine · · Score: 3, Informative

      California?

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    3. Re:Dear God... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Okay, but where will we find a dead hooker, a llama, and 12 gallons of motor oil at this time of night?

      Always right next to your local ATF convenience store.

    4. Re:Dear God... by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Pinky, sometimes you amaze me.

    5. Re:Dear God... by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

      The same place where we find those things every night - your father's porn stash.

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    6. Re:Dear God... by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

      In case someone comes along and changes this, let it be recorded that someone has modded you "informative", and he's a comic genius.

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    7. Re:Dear God... by infosec_spaz · · Score: 0

      A Corndog, 3 goats and a dead hooker... Why, let's look in Mexico.

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    8. Re:Dear God... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      What comedy? I live near Santa Cruz, California, and I'll have you know that all these things can be found in the middle of the night within a 10 mile radius of my house.

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  3. If Dvorak is right by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and he almost never is.

    1. Re:If Dvorak is right by pimpimpim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, just imagine if Dvorak was right and Apple would start using Intel chips!! When that day will come I will see the pigs fly over!!


      Oh, wait...

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    2. Re:If Dvorak is right by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Funny

      [If Dvorak is right] ...and he almost never is.

      "almost?" Did that slip in there on accident?

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    3. Re:If Dvorak is right by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just imagine if Dvorak was right and Apple would start using Intel chips!! When that day will come I will see the pigs fly over!!

      That's probably why the parent poster said "almost". . .

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    4. Re:If Dvorak is right by maynard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wasn't Dvorak predicting Apple would use Itanic and not X86? Was Dvorak really correct? Only insofar as that Apple chose the same supplier.

    5. Re:If Dvorak is right by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      BOY THAT JOHN EDWARD SURE IS A PSYCHIC. HE GETS THINGS RIGHT ALL THE TIME!

      If you throw out enough shit, statistically has to stick. He might as well have been an astrologist for how useless his "tales of the future" turn out to be.

    6. Re:If Dvorak is right by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      [If Dvorak is right] ...and he almost never is.

      "almost?" Did that slip in there on accident?

      Well, sometimes he needs to slip in the odd fact or obvious observation. So even he gets to be right occasionally.

      Other than that, I kinda wish we could do wihout the now weekly (or more) posting of stupid Dvorak stories so we don't need to continually re-hash the rightness/wrongness/stupidity of John C. Dvorak every bloody time.

      Go find the last posting of one of his stories on Slashdot, cut and paste a couple of the +5s and you're laughing all the way to the Karma bank.
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    7. Re:If Dvorak is right by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      If Dvorak is right... ...and he almost never is.

      That pretty much sums up my mad 10 page comment slight down here... Ok now I feel bad for the wasted time ;)

    8. Re:If Dvorak is right by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      As they say around here, "a broken clock is right twice a day". It's already been pointed out in this thread that Dvorak wasn't exactly right on with that prediction anyway.

    9. Re:If Dvorak is right by gamigad · · Score: 1

      True, but I have found myself reading Mini-Microsoft more and more lately. There is a morbid fascination in reading the scathing msft employee comments.

      When a company has this type of pent-up frustration it's time the shareholders lock and load. For once Dvorak's right - hell, from TFA it looks like he's been perusing mini-microsoft as well...

      gamigad

    10. Re:If Dvorak is right by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I agree. Microsoft has been facing subtle but serious business problems for years. "Dead in the water" is now a good description-- it implies a ship without an ability to move itself.

      Today, Microsoft's problems are slowly becoming more severe. In the end, I think that Microsoft will continue to appear to do well for a couple of years and then implode. Basically, they are now their own biggest competitor but the likes of Linux and the USDoJ keep them from doing too much about that. Nor has the market really jumped at the idea of paying them subscriptions for use of the software.

      I have said this before and I will say it again-- Microsoft is in for *extraordinarily* difficult times ahead. They may go out of buisness, but I doubt it. However, like IBM, when they come out, they will be a very different company.

      Best Wishes,
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    11. Re:If Dvorak is right by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      I agree. As much as I would love to see Microsoft collapse in on itself like a neutron star, I read the name "Dvorak" and realize it is not to be.

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    12. Re:If Dvorak is right by icleprechauns · · Score: 1

      I think from now on we should use Dvorak's predictions as extremely accurate to the extent that we can take what he says, flip it around, and that's probably true. So, in conclusion, Dvorak's article is physical proof that Microsoft will dominate for at least the next three years =\

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    13. Re:If Dvorak is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what you mean.

      Well, I'm off to connect my OS/2 box to my ISDN line...

    14. Re:If Dvorak is right by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You're right, the guy does make outlandish and often wrong predictions, but this time he may actually be on to something.

      Can you imagine an IT world without Microsoft? I can, and it's a great deal better than the status quo.

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    15. Re:If Dvorak is right by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      I'm sure computing folks of the 1970's said the same thing about IBM. When MS falls, they'll be replaced (my money is on google to do the replacing, but that's just me).

      Nature, and Corporate Power, abhor a vacuum.

    16. Re:If Dvorak is right by lemon031 · · Score: 0
      As they say around here, "a broken clock is right twice a day".

      Not necessarily the case - what if the reason the clock is broken is because all of its hands have been broken off? What if it (the clock) has been broken into a billion pieces?

    17. Re:If Dvorak is right by jroyale · · Score: 1

      Ya know, IBM isn't dead. While IBM Market Cap is about half of Microsoft's, (128B vs 240B), it generates twice the revenue (91B vs 40B) with admittedly a smaller profit (10B vs 14B). Thing is, IBM is a very diversified company. They sell hardware, software and services across ALL computers lines. IBM is also investing heavily in Linux and open source in general. Hacking away one product line has very little affect on IBM...see Thinkpads (sadly). Microsoft sells Windows and Office, everything else that Microsoft is involved is a failure that is supported by its two flagship products. Without Windows and Office, Microsoft is nothing. And as far as I can, Microsoft has basically one more upgrade of each. With Office, ODF is going to make it so it doesn't matter which office suite you use, breaking the MS lock in. Visto will sell for a while, but honestly, outside of built in DRM - its lead over Linux is rapidly diminishing on the desktop and has vanished on the server. Why would you put a Windows server in a computer room these days unless your client absolutely insists on Exchange? I predict that Microsoft will hit a tipping point in about 4 to 5 years when both the Office and Windows lines insane profitability starts to drop to just average profitability and then the bloated Microsoft will utterly implode.

    18. Re:If Dvorak is right by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? An astrologer would be more accurate.

      Of course, everything he's saying here is in the realm of "duh." He's not prognosticating, he's just spouting off shit.

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  4. I love this by Soporific · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some more of John Dvorak's keyboard drooling... Why did anyone give this guy a job writing?

    ~S

    1. Re:I love this by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny
      Some more of John Dvorak's keyboard drooling... Why did anyone give this guy a job writing?

      No kidding! He is the Ann Coulter of the tech world, and just as manly.

    2. Re:I love this by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

      But Ann Coulter is hot....are you insinuating that Dvorak would look good in a bathing su....OH GOD IMAGES IN MY HEAD! PLEASE GET THEM OUT!!!

    3. Re:I love this by Project2501a · · Score: 0

      You do realise that Dvorak and Katz are related, right? ^_^

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    4. Re:I love this by szembek · · Score: 1

      Must be because of that fancy keyboard he uses that's supposed to be more efficient.

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    5. Re:I love this by Senzei · · Score: 1
      Why did anyone give this guy a job writing?

      Well, you read it, didn't you? Even after seeing enough of his crap to automatically call it "keyboard drooling", you still read it. Maybe there is an explanation somewhere in there.

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    6. Re:I love this by dhakbar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ann Coulter hot?

      What?

    7. Re:I love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he means 'warm' as in alive.

    8. Re:I love this by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      But Ann Coulter is hot...
      you forgot the end of that sentence "for someone born with a penis"

      I mean seriously, you can see "her" Adam's Apple clearly eery time she is on TV...and I do mean "TV"

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    9. Re:I love this by Gattman01 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Ann Coulter hot?


      Some people's standards are just too low. Why else would they be busy posting on here anyway...
    10. Re:I love this by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If you mean to say that sometimes a person is so vile that they completely cancel out any physical attractiveness, and Ann Coulter is that type of person, then I heartily agree. Ann Coulter is one of the ugliest people on the planet.

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    11. Re:I love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so right. D'oh! Now you and I've posted here too!

    12. Re:I love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean "TS."

    13. Re:I love this by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Until we see a post-op picture, I'll put my money on "TV".

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    14. Re:I love this by utexaspunk · · Score: 4, Funny
    15. Re:I love this by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Even after seeing enough of his crap to automatically call it "keyboard drooling", you still read it

      Well, there is such a thing as hopeful naiveté. He could have read it in the hopes that it might not be a waste of time. Also, if you're going to seriously insult someone's writing, you should be sure you're still correct.

    16. Re:I love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, Man-Hands. Worst case I've ever seen.

    17. Re:I love this by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Listen, there's nothing wrong with being Gay. You ARE Gay, right???

      I mean, Coulter hot!!!

      Now this lady is hot!!!!

    18. Re:I love this by protein+folder · · Score: 1

      Sure...If batshit crazy manliness turns you on.

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    19. Re:I love this by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Off topic, but I read her novel "Slander" and it was pretty good. She made some good points.

    20. Re:I love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exhibit B

      Oh well, might as well link to the whole thing: here.

    21. Re:I love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit'cher Astroturfing.

  5. haven't we all agreed that dvorak is full of it? by sl8r · · Score: 1

    First it's "imminent death of apple predicted". Then a successive variation of that same theme, except with the vendor/company changed. So, this year it's Microsoft's turn?

  6. Eight! by tehshen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess if he makes more than one prediction at once, there's more of a chance that he'll be right with at least one of them!

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    1. Re:Eight! by scolby · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that they're not really predictions. They're analyses. There's a big difference.

      Not that this makes Dvorak any less dumb, it just shows how quick people have become when it comes to jumping on him for stupid predictions...

    2. Re:Eight! by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      I guess if he makes more than one prediction at once, there's more of a chance that he'll be right with at least one of them!

      In some sense, then, Dvorak is like one of the million proverbial monkeys typing for a million years.

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    3. Re:Eight! by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      I guess if he makes more than one prediction at once, there's more of a chance that he'll be right with at least one of them!

      His article titles will suck, so the editors were against that:

      "Microsoft: 0%, 1%, 2%, 3%, 4%, 5%, 6%, 7%, 8%, 9%, 10%, 11%, 12%, 13%, 14%, 15%, 16%, 17%, 18%, 19%, 20%, 21%, 22%, 23%, 24%, 25%, 26%, 27%, 28%, 29%, 30%, 31%, 32%, 33%, 34%, 35%, 36%, 37%, 38%, 39%, 40%, 41%, 42%, 43%, 44%, 45%, 46%, 47%, 48%, 49%, 50%, 51%, 52%, 53%, 54%, 55%, 56%, 57%, 58%, 59%, 60%, 61%, 62%, 63%, 64%, 65%, 66%, 67%, 68%, 69%, 70%, 71%, 72%, 73%, 74%, 75%, 76%, 77%, 78%, 79%, 80%, 81%, 82%, 83%, 84%, 85%, 86%, 87%, 88%, 89%, 90%, 91%, 92%, 93%, 94%, 95%, 96%, 97%, 98%, 99% or 100% dead in the water?"

      BTW, no I didn't type that by hand... I wonder if making a script about it will make me look better though :( ...

    4. Re:Eight! by hdh · · Score: 1

      so, you're saying he's an analist (sp?)

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    5. Re:Eight! by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      He must have read about Montecarlo methods.

  7. Well, if Dvorak says it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...it MUST be true.

  8. Another BS prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People always fail to take into account that MS has a war chest comprising some tens of billions of dollars. Love them or hate them, MS is going nowhere anytime soon.

    1. Re:Another BS prediction by The+Snowman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mister Coward, you obviously didn't read TFM where Dvorak says Microsoft will continue to make "gobs and gobs" of money. He argues that they will be less and less relavent, not that they will make less and less profit.

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    2. Re:Another BS prediction by Atuin+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Which is actually what he states in the article's first sentence. (not that I fully agree with the other sentences)

    3. Re:Another BS prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are "dead in the water" and make "gobs of money" - which one is it?

    4. Re:Another BS prediction by greed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Making "gobs and gobs" of money doesn't sound dead in the water to me. Being irrelevant AND making gobs and gobs of money sounds ideal, really; you don't need to do much except have a treasure bath.

    5. Re:Another BS prediction by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "He argues that they will be less and less relavent, not that they will make less and less profit."

      Yep, I would hate to go to the stockholder's meeting and tell them they are going to see a lot less relevance on thier profit statements. I bet people will really be pissed they are getting rich instead of getting kudos...

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    6. Re:Another BS prediction by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      Mister Coward, you obviously didn't read TFM where Dvorak says Microsoft will continue to make "gobs and gobs" of money. He argues that they will be less and less relavent, not that they will make less and less profit.

      You can't make gobs of money in the amounts Microsoft makes and not be highly relevant. Especially in commodity software, where the per-unit price is low and thus the volume (and thus the number of people you have influence over) has to be high.

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    7. Re:Another BS prediction by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      The per-unit price of Microsoft Office isn't that low, although it might not be commodity software.

    8. Re:Another BS prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not good if you are an investor interested in growth, as are the readers of the site the article was posted on. MS is big and cruising. So was IBM in the PC business. Apple too, except they managed to pull out of a slow dive and appear to be accelerating into new areas. Unlike Apple, MS doesn't seem to have a clear direction. As an investor that's a bit worrying.

    9. Re:Another BS prediction by timster · · Score: 1

      Cash is useless if they don't have a plan for it. The market values Microsoft at 240 billion dollars. The 40 billion in cash is only worth 40 billion dollars. If Microsoft's management can't come up with some reason that the rest of the company is worth 200 billion, the company will continue to lose value and investors will demand changes in leadership. A Microsoft without Ballmer and Gates is Microsoft in name only.

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    10. Re:Another BS prediction by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      "Making "gobs and gobs" of money doesn't sound dead in the water to me."

      From the standpoint of an equities investor, a steady and expected profit does not amount to a great investment. If a company can be expected to earn X dollars of profit on a regular basis, that earnings stream is quickly factored into the stock price. It may be a "solid" investment and earn a dividend income, but without potential growth in revenue and profits, the company value is going to be more or less constant.

      That being said, predictions about the decline of Microsoft are about as reliable as the predictions regarding the end of Moore's Law.

    11. Re:Another BS prediction by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      That 40 billion is owned by the shareholders of Microsoft.

      If I had shares in Microsoft, and the price hadn't moved in years, and I wasn't getting earnings to match the current P/E, I'd either be selling my shares (and deflating the price) or wanting a piece of that.

      Capital doing nothing is not a situtation that shareholders want.

  9. How About... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water

  10. Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by X43B · · Score: 5, Funny

    "John Dvorak has written an opinion piece on why he believes Microsoft is dead in the water."

    If Microsoft is dead in the water, what OS will Apple put on its next gen computers?

    1. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by mahdi13 · · Score: 4, Funny
      If Microsoft is dead in the water, what OS will Apple put on its next gen computers?
      BSD!
      oh, wait...
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    2. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by Rialtus · · Score: 2, Funny

      BSOD

    3. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by BTWR · · Score: 1
      If Microsoft is dead in the water, what OS will Apple put on its next gen computers?

      OS/2?

    4. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Ah... MacOS X with the WorkPlace Shell would be cool...

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    5. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, BSD is dead.

    6. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      OS/2?

      OS/2? Disco is dead, dude! The people trying to resurrect disco are just as fucked in the head as people trying to resurrect OS/2. Let it die, all ready! OS/2 should have died in '92. Stop digging up its grave!

    7. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      didn't you mean BSOD?

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  11. The obsession with Google by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is where Microsoft stopped innovating. Whenever you get into a "one-up" cold war, your thinking becomes limited to finding features that are just over what the competitor is doing and not necessarily related to what makes the life of the user easier.

    MS has taken their eye off of the ball and has been concentrating on everything but the user.

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    1. Re:The obsession with Google by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      FTA: 8. Preoccupation with Google. Microsoft is too easily distracted by successful companies who are not competitors. There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se. So the company obsesses on what Google is doing rather than concentrating on important Microsoft projects. Now Microsoft is about to do a deal with Yahoo to flank Google. This old-lady-like skittishness is unbecoming for a company this size.

      But will Google stay a non-competitor? Didn't we hear rumors of a Google OS earlier in the year and doesn't it make sense that eventually Google might take Microsoft on head on? Google can certainly handle any competition it has on the Internet right now, but if their idea of a global data sharing network is to be believed (thought I doubt it would ever become sentient), it would gain a big assist if there were Google OS-powered computers world wide. So perhaps MS is engaging Google pre-emptively, to forestall the day they do become a competitor directly.

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    2. Re:The obsession with Google by ignorant_newbie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Is where Microsoft stopped innovating

      um... MS innovating? other than MS Bob, which innovations are you refering to?

    3. Re:The obsession with Google by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is getting into the search engine business, not Google getting into the Operating System business.. That is why they may consider them an "enemy".

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    4. Re:The obsession with Google by chill · · Score: 1

      But will Google stay a non-competitor? Didn't we hear rumors of a Google OS earlier in the year and doesn't it make sense that eventually Google might take Microsoft on head on? Google can certainly handle any competition it has on the Internet right now, but if their idea of a global data sharing network is to be believed (thought I doubt it would ever become sentient), it would gain a big assist if there were Google OS-powered computers world wide. So perhaps MS is engaging Google pre-emptively, to forestall the day they do become a competitor directly.

      Pre-emptive, by half-ass "me too" projects every time it sees Google announce something? They're jumping into several non-core markets because there is no more room to grow "up" in the OS/Productivity market. It is mature and will grow at a steady pace. Microsoft yearns for the hyper-growth days of old. To do that, they need to move into different markets.

      They give a strong feel of having a business plan of "If Google is doing it, we need to be in that space" as opposed to making sound business decisions and FOCUSING on something.

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    5. Re:The obsession with Google by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      In MS's defence, the xbox and 360 are somewhat innovative. Albeit, not as innovative as Ninetndo's 'wii', the 360 is one impressive consoles with a lot of firsts. It's integration with Live (Live is quite innovative IMO), is quite impressive; Nintendo and Sony are playing catch-up at the moment.

    6. Re:The obsession with Google by HavocBMX · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure where everyone is coming from with these statements. Saying Microsoft has a lack of inovation is absolutely absurd. How many of you are actually in anyway involved in the tech field and not casual home users. I've seen touched and played with the new software that is being released.

      Vista is going to knock the socks off of all the older operating systems. It's intuitive and it's inovative. You want to know one inovative thing in that operating system the fact that it lets you use flash as either storage or ram that's huge. That truly is nice to plug and play ram if your machine needs a little pick me up. Or the fact that it's indexing allows end users to actually find and navigate the native os faster and more effectively.

      The thing is that it's just not that interesting in the wow mom look what I made way. That is the difference. Google has that shiny play thing look to it's products. It's the hey look what we made it's a ajax webmail with calendar support but it's aimed at the home user. Microsoft is doing truly amazing things with the release of office and vista. The integration for portals and other microsoft software especially on the server end. The problem is that to you it's just not that interesting because alot of it is business related. Nobody cares that they are building a sharepoint for source control or servers to manage huge deployments and controls but if google releases a ajax enabled web app that is innovative.

      The problem is that your comparing apples to oranges really. You have two different companies with two different markets. Google hits the consumer hard and the business very little and Microsoft while targeting the consumer really targets the business. Microsoft steps it's foot into a bunch of other business types but at it's heart it's a software company and not a search engine or web portal.

    7. Re:The obsession with Google by brotherscrim · · Score: 1

      You want to know one inovative thing in that operating system the fact that it lets you use flash as either storage or ram that's huge. That truly is nice to plug and play ram if your machine needs a little pick me up.

      Hahahahahahahaha!

      That's insane! Flash memory can only be written to so many times. Using it as ram is the crazyiest damn thing I have ever heard.

    8. Re:The obsession with Google by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      In MS's defence, the xbox and 360 are somewhat innovative. Albeit, not as innovative as Ninetndo's 'wii', the 360 is one impressive consoles with a lot of firsts. It's integration with Live (Live is quite innovative IMO), is quite impressive; Nintendo and Sony are playing catch-up at the moment.

      What exactly is innovative about the xbox? Live is a nice implementation of online gaming, but online gaming has been around forever. What else could be considered innovative... the harddrive? Yeah, the xbox is a cheap computer b/c that's what MS knows, but making a chinzy version of what you know doesn't count as innovation. I can't think of anything else that could reasonably be considered innovative. The 360 is even worse on the innovation front, it's just a pretty xbox.

      Compare MS's innovation in the gaming field to just about anything the Nintendo has ever done, and you'll realize that MS really hasn't done much of anything.

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    9. Re:The obsession with Google by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      how many years have they been in the "search business"? 8? 9?

      glad to see that they are making money... oh wait... they just went into the red last quarter in the msn division...

      i'm sorry, but as a shareholder, i dont think we need any more deworseification. make the damn OS, make the damn office suite, and give me my effing money.

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    10. Re:The obsession with Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Achievements are something I, for one, can't immediately recall having seen anywhere but on the 360.
      It may not be much of an innovation, but it is something new, and therefore counts.

    11. Re:The obsession with Google by idlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft's research labs are excellent. I think it's their management (too obsessed with domination through sleazy business tricks) and their developers (spoiled kids hired right out of college who have seen nothing other than Microsoft in their careers) that keep messing up the products.

    12. Re:The obsession with Google by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      um... MS innovating? other than MS Bob, which innovations are you refering to?

      Actually, MS innovates a lot. The fact that you do not see that, is because you confuse "innovating" with "inventing". "Inventing" means doing something new. MS does nothing new. So they coined the term "innovating" to refer to slapping a label saying "new and improved" on an existing product.

    13. Re:The obsession with Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Letting you download your own music to a HD to play in place of the games soundtrack, is not only fucking awesome, but quite innovative.

    14. Re:The obsession with Google by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      How many of you are actually in anyway involved in the tech field and not casual home users.

      I am. I've been a professional software engineer for over 20 years now. The AC right above your post only touched on the more obvious of MS's "borrowings". I'd say that Windows NT could not have been written in today's intellecutal property environment. It was almost entirely based on another operating system -- ironically one of the most stable and secure around. (Building in a GUI is partly what broke it, among other things. Hint: subtract 1 from WNT.) A co-worker of mine who has written device drivers for both OSes says that WinNT internals were "deja vu all over again."

      You want to know one inovative thing in that operating system the fact that it lets you use flash as either storage or ram that's huge.

      We must use vastly different definitions of "huge". What you're telling me is that it allows you to put a paging file on a removable device. A slow removable device at that. Woot, as they say.

      And please don't burble about indexing. That's not innovative by any stretch. The software I work on has been using an RDBMS to catalogue files with metadata for over a decade now.

      Google hits the consumer hard and the business very little

      Good Lord, you're ignorant. Google is very profitable, but it makes not one thin dime off the consumer. Look to their profit centers to see who they're really targeting.

      And if MS isn't portal or search engine, then what the hell are they doing trying to compete in that business?

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    15. Re:The obsession with Google by mgblst · · Score: 1

      ...is where Microsoft stopped innovating
       
      Ahh, a subscriber to the Microsoft version of the word innovating. Please tell me the last thing Microsoft innovated.

      So, if they are not innovating, and they are not, what are they doing? Answer, stopping other people from innovating. For if nobody else can innovate, then the few little changes that you make might seem a little more innovative (regular definition).

    16. Re:The obsession with Google by HavocBMX · · Score: 1

      ...A co-worker of mine who has written device drivers for both OSes says that WinNT internals were "deja vu all over again."... Your talking about Device Drivers and about Device Drivers for a prior version not the current version that we are discussing. Also, are you at all educated about the new OS or are you just speaking from slashdot experience. I've seen it and touched it and have spoken with Microsoft on the product. Your speaking from a third party that most likely has never seen the product that we're talking about. ...We must use vastly different definitions of "huge". What you're telling me is that it allows you to put a paging file on a removable device. A slow removable device at that. Woot, as they say... We must and this is exactly what my point was. To you the programmer your version of inovative is much different than the businesses that they are targeting. Having cheap USB thumbdrives distributed for usage as temp ram are significantly less than pulling each box and upgrading them. Also, saying that flash is slow is hardly true especially compared to standard disk writes. ...And please don't burble about indexing. That's not innovative by any stretch. The software I work on has been using an RDBMS to catalogue files with metadata for over a decade now... Please, your the same crowd that heralded google desktop search as a godsend earlier. Also, using that RDBMS system takes upkeep doesn't it and that's only your company many other companies don't have this capability. This is embedded in the os and user friendly a lot less calls to help desk about where the word doc went or email conversation is. ...Good Lord, you're ignorant. Google is very profitable, but it makes not one thin dime off the consumer. Look to their profit centers to see who they're really targeting... Actually, your completely wrong. Who are they targeting they are targeting the consumer market. The businesses are targeted yes but for their marketing services. Without the consumers they have no business. Why is that so hard for you to understand google is worthless without it's consumers. The business pay the bills but the consumers are the ones that drive the show. They don't have any real business facing products besides the embedded google search appliance all of their money comes from ads which are viewed by the consumers paid by the businesses. No consumer market no Business market. And if MS isn't portal or search engine, then what the hell are they doing trying to compete in that business? This point I agree with you. I think it's a stupid move on their part trying for this line of business. But as you know Microsoft has a bad method of trying to be everything for everyone. Plus they have been trying for so long that they do have a small chunk of their business that comes from it.

    17. Re:The obsession with Google by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      You forgot to use

      tags, so this was virtually unreadable. The lack of proper punctuation didn't help.

      I'd be surprised if the Vista kernel was significantly innovative over NT's. XP's wasn't, and I don't see that they have any strong reason to totally rewrite their OS. It's still a broken version of VMS at heart. I'm talking about what makes the OS "go" so to speak, not the pretty pictures and bells and whistles you're talking about.

      I know this is hard for you young people to understand, but businesses really are here to make money. Google's "marketing services" are their business, period. Of course Google needs to create a venue where its ads will show. But if it's to exist at all, they must cater to the people who are actually paying them. You sound like someone who's never used any of Google's ad services. There's a lot to them. That's where they innovate. They never claimed that the services they offer to the users were particularly innovative with the exception of their search methodology. But superior searching is only that which keeps the audience for their real customers coming in.

      As far as the indexing goes, now that I research the issue I see this is even less innovative than I thought. I had thought I remembered something about how they were doing their metadata and full-text searches based on an RDBMS, but it seems they're just tweaking their existing indexing service. Oh well.

      I think very few businesses will have a use for temporary slow RAM. Businesses use their computers for a set of well-defined applications, and size their requirements accordingly. I'm acually having some trouble imagining who might find this useful.

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  12. Doesn't matter. by gasmonso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With a 90% installbase and billions and billions of dollars... Microsoft isn't going anywhere. People are still addicted to their software and will keep coming back for more. They can sustain a lack of creativity for many many years.

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    1. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boggle that there are thousands and thousands of people as completely clueless about Microsoft's financial situation.

      Microsoft has issued 11 BILLION SHARES to fuel their growth over the years.

      Guess what happens when your company revenue growth slows and stock price falters for the past five years and you have all those shares outstanding?

      Come on Einstein...

    2. Re:Doesn't matter. by sfjoe · · Score: 5, Insightful


      In the tech industry , the market leader can lose ground EXTREMELY rapidly. Anyone seen a Hayes modem recently?

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    3. Re:Doesn't matter. by migwa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Has anyone seen a modem recently?

    4. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone seen a Hayes modem recently? I usually don't work on the computer with it turned around backwards. If I did, I would probably see the one installed in my computer.

      Have you seen your RAM lately? Same kind of question.

    5. Re:Doesn't matter. by DA-MAN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the tech industry , the market leader can lose ground EXTREMELY rapidly. Anyone seen a Hayes modem recently?

      Very good point. For a long time the PC's were synonymous with IBM-Compatible. Now IBM's not even in the PC game.

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    6. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what kind of comparison is that?

      comparing a huge company that currently has it's os (with lots of webpages tuned to it's defective browser, most people using it's format's that are secret, with open source programs only more or less being able to read/write it), lots of popular hardware in lots of field, you can fill in the rest
      to a company that apparantly was marketleader in one item that's easy replacable

    7. Re:Doesn't matter. by PinkPanther · · Score: 1
      Yep. Besides, if their revenues start falling, just put out another MS Plus! pack, or some other shiny toys.

      ...sheesh, addicts...go figure.

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    8. Re:Doesn't matter. by coolsva · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More appropriately, anyone remember Lotus123, SideKick, WordPerfect, WordStar, DBase, ofcourse NetScape, I can go on and on
      Bottom line is, this is indeed a very rapidly changing industry. As long as compatibility (and I mean more than WINE) exists, people will easily switch.
      Im not holding my breath though

    9. Re:Doesn't matter. by NineNine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lose ground.... so what? Hell, if MS took all of their cash and put it in FDIC insured securities, and didn't sell a single thing, they'd still make more money than all of the other software companies on the planet combined. They don't need to sell anything.

    10. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, I re[pre]sent that!

    11. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An other sudden death by industry leader: Novell.
      How about Netscape?

      Oppps.... both executed by Microsoft. No wonder they are like a terminally sick billionaire. They can buy time, but eventually...

    12. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, but be careful with that reasoning. I mean, have you seen ANY modem lately?

    13. Re:Doesn't matter. by Slack3r78 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      More appropriately, anyone remember Lotus123, SideKick, WordPerfect, WordStar, DBase, ofcourse NetScape, I can go on and on
      Bottom line is, this is indeed a very rapidly changing industry. As long as compatibility (and I mean more than WINE) exists, people will easily switch.

      How many of the above were knocked off by Microsoft products?
    14. Re:Doesn't matter. by blueskies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      5?

    15. Re:Doesn't matter. by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Let's try this again. There seems to be considerable confusion on this point.

      money != relevance

    16. Re:Doesn't matter. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, but in reality this couldn't work. What would happen is that they'd only make money (off of their securities or other investments) at a rate marginally above inflation. Probably substantially less, once you figured in how they're taxed. This would cause their stock to become a huge bear overnight -- why buy a share of MS that only gains a percent a year when you could buy a share of IBM or Apple? So Microsoft's share price would tank, and the company would suddenly have less market capitalization than they would have in assets. Buyers would swoop in and disassemble it; after they got done with the cash they'd sell all the fixed assets and real property, until nothing was left. Nobody is going to keep money invested in a company when their returns are worse than they could get if they took that money and invested it elsewhere.

      Something like MS can't stop moving forwards, or it'll fall and never get up. And once something that big falls, the vultures swoop in, and it's all over.

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    17. Re:Doesn't matter. by spudchucker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, next to my Zip drive.

    18. Re:Doesn't matter. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Anyone seen a Hayes modem recently?

      Yes.

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    19. Re:Doesn't matter. by misleb · · Score: 1
      People are still addicted to their software

      What MS needs is a government sponsored War on Microsoft Software. That'll not only perpetuate the problem, but make it worse. AND it will drive up the price! The downside is that you will never be sure how potent the Vista will be. Could be Ultimate or Media Center edition.. who knows. Lots of kids will die from overdose because they are used to installing Home Edition.

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    20. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone seen a Hayes modem recently? I usually don't work on the computer with it turned around backwards. If I did, I would probably see the one installed in my computer.

      Have you seen your RAM lately? Same kind of question.


      A Hayes modem? One actually manufatured by (or at least for) Hayes, and not a "hayes compatible" modem? Sorry, but I just refuse to believe that you actually have a "real" one - they were made back in the days when modems were almost exclusively external, had their own microprocessor and DSPs, and not just A/D D/A cards stuck in the PCI-slot.

      Anyone else who thinks "+++" when they hear "Hayes"?

    21. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I'm pretty sure most cable & DSL lines use some sort of modem. Seems like someone didn't really adapt to the market.

    22. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ok I had someone from a State Agency call into me today and ask for an ISDN modem. How scary is that!

    23. Re:Doesn't matter. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I went to a psychic to contact my old modem, but she kept dropping the carrier.

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    24. Re:Doesn't matter. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I represent the modem too! Word to your Sportster, yo! All your Hayes' are belong to us!

    25. Re:Doesn't matter. by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Has anyone seen Hayes recently?

    26. Re:Doesn't matter. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Now IBM's not even in the PC game

      They're certainly "in the game" more than almost any other PC maker. Keep in mind that "any other PC maker" includes companies that have been out of business for years, not just current major players.

    27. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone more anti-Microsoft than myself. But you know, there are indeed a few valid reasons they continue to be the market leader.

      A little history. They were the first to dumb things down enough that average users could deal. You might cry "Apple", but back in the day, for most, Macs were just way too expensive. Microsoft brought computing to the masses. Mainframes cost millions, and were run by BOFH.

      The irony today is to see Microsoft being attacked from below. And by the very technology (*nix) that used to sit in the glass house. However, Microsoft still provides ordinary users with tools that no one else is providing. Take Exchange, for example. You can say all kinds of bad things about it (at least I can), but nevertheless, nothing else out there integrates scheduling, email, web email, and collaboration features as well. And to PHBs addicted to meeting and crackberries, that's important stuff. PLEASE GOD will someone else compete in this game? I really can't tell you how sick I am of trying to be the open standards evangelist within my organization, while simultaneously attempting to apologize for failing to find any non-proprietary alternatives to the Exchange feature set. It's truly embarrassing. Or compare Kexi to Access. Sure, Access uses Jet, and Kexi can hook up to a real database, but Kexi's feature set is spare, to say the least. The alternatives are not better. How about CAD? Can you help me out with that one? If you think Microsoft's business practices are abominable, you haven't had to deal with Autodesk.

      Vista may be late. We can laugh and laugh and laugh. But you know what? I bet Vista will still be here before any of the issues I mention above get addressed. And that means we're going to have deal with a new generation of Microsoft until at least the next release cycle. So who's late to the party again?

      I'm a FOSS bigot, big time. But there's still a _lot_ of work to do to unseat MS. Pisses me off, but I can't see it any other way.

    28. Re:Doesn't matter. by hoppo · · Score: 1

      By the same token, a company with as large a cash position as Microsoft can make up that ground even faster. Everyone seems to be quick to forget that Microsoft had missed the Internet boat by several years in the late 1990s. By 2000 it was a dominating force in the space, both on the desktop and in the server room.

      This is a company that can change directions on a dime. While its current initiatives are very broad, and are leaving it vulnerable, Microsoft has plenty of money in the bank to make it all work.

    29. Re:Doesn't matter. by idlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and investors would pull out all their money, the stock would collapse, and Microsoft would disappear.

      Microsoft exists only because investors (the owners) have continuing confidence in it.

    30. Re:Doesn't matter. by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      They're certainly "in the game" more than almost any other PC maker. Keep in mind that "any other PC maker" includes companies that have been out of business for years, not just current major players.

      Oh really, where can I buy this IBM PC you speak of?

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    31. Re:Doesn't matter. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      With a 90% installbase and billions and billions of dollars...

      Like IBM in the mid 80's?

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    32. Re:Doesn't matter. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I think I have one in the closet with my Commodore 64, Apple ][ and Atari computer...

      But yeah. If you want to be inspired, look at Commodore. Nobody sold as many computers as they did, and looks how fast that company crashed and burned. Heck, until recently, there were more Commodore 64s sold than *every Macintosh ever sold by Apple*. And Apple's been selling them for over 20 years.

    33. Re:Doesn't matter. by hesiod · · Score: 1
    34. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous+Poodle · · Score: 1

      What's a modem?

    35. Re:Doesn't matter. by Benzido · · Score: 1

      Obviously neither of you have been to Australia recently.

    36. Re:Doesn't matter. by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Oh really, where can I buy this IBM PC you speak of?

      http://www.lenovo.com/us/en/

      Notice how that url doesn't contain ibm.com in it . . .

      Also notice how all the products at http://www.lenovo.com/products/us/en/ are labelled Lenovo and not IBM. So where is this IBM PC I can buy?

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    37. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These examples of the rate-of-change in the industry are often cited and are certainly valid; I'm not sure that this one really translates in this situation, though:

      1. The overall role, cost and dependency of IT in business now is much larger than in the past. The corresponding cost-of-change is therefore higher as a result.
      2. Modems (Hayes or otherwise) were used for a small part of daily business operations at that time. You basically got the same experience and user impact regardless of what you used. This can not be said of mainstream user experience products like the OS and productivity applications.

      Not to suggest that MSFT can not fall but it gets less likely as time goes by and businesses attempt to leverage IT more in their core. Consolidation/centralization of market players in industry segments is quite common when that market matures. Those that emerge through those periods tend to be stay relevant for longer durations.

      How often have the market leaders in business apps really been seriously displaced in the last decade? Obviously it still happens but it usually takes a serious leap forward in some way for it to occur. Certainly more likely in things like gaming, video, graphics, dev tools, audio etc. than in areas like office apps, ERP, databases, operating systems and the like. The former are driven by cutting edge tech adoption being considered as a result of steep requirements (at this stage) while the latter are more likely to derive their emphasis from organizational needs and tend to move at a slower pace.

      However we feel about the products in question, I'd think that the level of disruption and displacement caused by a switch in "core user experience" applications (whether that's actual functional attachment or brand familiarity) would be a hard sell for the majority of large corporations out there.

    38. Re:Doesn't matter. by mikefe · · Score: 1

      As long as your windows software is compatible with Windows Terminal Server, you can use WinConnect Server XP.

      This lets you run terminal services with a lower initial cost, and there is a free download that lets you try it out for free (there is a timeout on the sessions).

      This IMHO opens the door for a linux desktop migration than anything else out there right now.

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    39. Re:Doesn't matter. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Also notice how all the products [...] labelled Lenovo and not IBM.

      Funny that on THE EXACT PAGE I LINKED TO, there is a picture of a laptop WITH THE IBM LOGO ON IT!!!! It's the most prominent thing on the page! Did you even bother looking into what you were saying? The Lenovo company itself calls their PCs IBMs. I know, they call me every damned day.

    40. Re:Doesn't matter. by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Funny that on THE EXACT PAGE I LINKED TO, there is a picture of a laptop WITH THE IBM LOGO ON IT!!!! It's the most prominent thing on the page! Did you even bother looking into what you were saying? The Lenovo company itself calls their PCs IBMs. I know, they call me every damned day.

      Dude, they bought the name. Those PC's are not made by IBM. Their frontpage may show an IBM Logo, but their products page says Lenovo. Even Lenovo has dropped the IBM name. Face it, there are no IBM PC's anymore! Why is this so hard for you to admit?

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    41. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen one! At Frys two weeks ago. A damn Hayes Accura modem. New. For sale. For actual money. Hayes was liquidated years ago so this is probably somebody licensing the name for cheap crap made in China, but nonetheless it was a Hayes-brand modem.

      If that doesn't count, then I actually own some original Hayes modems, internal and external. I think they're all dead. My backup modem is a US Robotics Courier, the $400 modem that can talk to a tree if it has to. I got it for free new in box from somebody who didn't know what the hell it was. "A Robotics Mo dem? I don't like robots."

      No, I don't know why anyone would want a modem.

  13. Making sense for once by the+linux+geek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For once, this guy is actually making sense. When was the last time M$ actually innovated something? It's been a while. Win95 was the last thing I remember, and even that was strongly influenced by both X and the Mac. Vista has become XP with Glass; Office 2007 is a new UI to look better under Vista. IE7 is a Firefox clone, and Microsoft has been spewing Google-copycat programs for a while now.

    1. Re:Making sense for once by keraneuology · · Score: 1
      For that matter when has MS ever been innovative?

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    2. Re:Making sense for once by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stork replied to:

      >For that matter when has MS ever been innovative

      Microsoft Access was very innovative, compared to the likes of dBase IV or others.

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    3. Re:Making sense for once by kiveol · · Score: 2, Funny
      When was the last time M$ actually innovated something?
      MS-DOS? Oh wait...
    4. Re:Making sense for once by MBCook · · Score: 3, Interesting
      By and large I agree with the article. MS has lost it, and Vista proves that. At this rate their "ultra" operating system Vista will come out two years after tiny little Apple's operating system Tiger. And yet Tiger had most of the features that Vista was supposed to have (many of which got cut) such as Spotlight, the Dashboard, OpenGL based UI, etc.

      The last real innovation I saw from MS was Windows 2000. That was such a HUGE step up from Windows 9x for consumers, while things worked well enough that it could be used by normal people since it supported DirectX and other things that NT 4 didn't.

      The next version of Office I do think is interesting though. They are completely changing the UI. This is a BIG decision, but they are going in a VERY different direction and I think it's a good thing. If you turn on all those toolbars for Office to get to all the functions, things are a HUGE mess. It's almost impossible to find many thing.

      Office is trying to innovate. Windows isn't. XBox 360 isn't. MSN isn't. IE isn't.

      By and large, Microsoft has "settled in" and is only starting to stir again. I agree they would be dead in the water if it wasn't for, as another poster pointed out, their huge war-chest. They are going to have to start spending a bunch of that if they want to try to stay relevant.

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    5. Re:Making sense for once by esmrg · · Score: 1
      When was the last time M$ actually innovated something?
      I don't think they ever have innovated - in the sense of breakthrough technology. However they have one tremendous innovation that drove them to where they are now:
      Recognizing up and coming innovation in the industry, taking it and repackaging it. They built their 'ship' on the scraps of those that tried to race them, only to be toppled in the wake their tremendous size. Microsoft's ship is so big now, being dead in the water is irrelvant. They can take on any compeition without moving. In fact - they may be wise not to move fast - they could hit an iceberg. :)
    6. Re:Making sense for once by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      .NET is pretty innovative and usefull

    7. Re:Making sense for once by vasqzr · · Score: 1


      Have you ever used a mouse with a scroll wheel? How about how the revolutionized online console game playing?

    8. Re:Making sense for once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter when was the last time Apple innovative anything. All of their products for the last 10 years have been rehashes of something else they bought or copied.

      And on that point, who the fuck cares how "innovative" someone is? It doesn't really matter.

    9. Re:Making sense for once by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      So the real question is:

      "Who did Microsoft buy Access from?"

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    10. Re:Making sense for once by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 3, Informative

      The scroll wheel was invented by Mouse Systems, not Microsoft.

      Just because MS got a patent on it, doesn't mean they had anything to do with its creation.

      See this article for more.

      From what I can tell, MS has never innovated even once, but instead buys or steals ideas from others, or just buys the companies outright.

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    11. Re:Making sense for once by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1
      When was the last time M$ actually innovated something?

      Something like 25 years ago, M$ came up with an innovative business plan: "Absorb and Extend."

    12. Re:Making sense for once by interiot · · Score: 1, Interesting
      MS didn't innovate with XBox 360? I don't mean to sound like a fanboy, but it's obvious that MS put a lot of work into figuring out what an online centralized service should be. And it was so obvious to Sony that MS got most of it right, that they made an exact copy of it for PS3.

      Also, I don't use Windows Media Center, but it sounds like a sizable portion of the trade press considers Media Center to be definitely better than most commercial alternatives (eg. frontrow at the least).

      (for what it's worth, I loathe every minute I'm forced to develop webapps for MSIE, and I dislike that I'm forced to use Windows+Outlook at work... but I think that MS is being innovative in a few small areas... that is, it's obviously a large company, and even if most of the company is going down in flames, some departments are going to be successful from time to time)

    13. Re:Making sense for once by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The last real innovation I saw from MS was Windows 2000. That was such a HUGE step up from Windows 9x for consumers, while things worked well enough that it could be used by normal people since it supported DirectX and other things that NT 4 didn't.

      1) Windows 2000 is evolutionary, not revolutionary.
      2) Direct3D was a long time coming.
      3) Windows 2000 isn't for consumers. Granted, anyone who's a customer is also a consumer but Windows 2000 never came in a home version, although it was supposed to. Windows 2000 comes in professional, server, advanced server, and datacenter editions - no home.

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    14. Re:Making sense for once by MBCook · · Score: 1
      I stand by my statement. They didn't innovate with the 360.

      They DID innovate with the original Live!, that I forgot about. That's an excellent point.

      But there is nothing special about the 360. It's the same interface, same kind of games, same kind of hardware, just all faster/better looking. Nintendo is innovating with the DS and Revolution. The XBox 360 is nothing but the XBox with faster hardware. It's not innovative.

      As for media center, it's not that great. It's no TiVo. It has no major competitors. Front Row is neat, but it doesn't record things and that is the center of the software, as far as I'm concerned; so I don't see it as a competitor. Then what else is there? There are one or two programs, but they are require Windows or Linux so they aren't quite there to be a home appliance GUI. If MS did it before TiVo, I would give them credit. If TiVo's interface was bad and MS made a better one, I would give them credit.

      But media center is based, in large part, on Ultimate TV which was a TiVo copy/wannabe/"improvement" (I've never used it myself, but if it was better than where did it go?).

      The little external displays on upcoming laptops for Vista are interesting, but they aren't out yet. I'm also waiting to see what is on them. They may be great (I can think of very useful ideas), or it could end up useless. We'll have to wait and see with that one.

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    15. Re:Making sense for once by MBCook · · Score: 1
      Windows 2000 was evolutionary for servers. For home users it was revolutionary. It was the end of all the blue-screen and rebooting jokes. They should have pushed it for that, but they waited for XP to do that and by then it wasn't anything new. If you knew enough about computers, you would run 2000, even if it wasn't designed for home. This makes the revolutionary aspect debatable.

      I didn't mean that DirectX was revolutionary, I meant that it was important that it was included in 2000 and could be used (as opposed to you couldn't use it on NT4 IIRC).

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    16. Re:Making sense for once by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Windows 2000 was evolutionary for servers. For home users it was revolutionary. It was the end of all the blue-screen and rebooting jokes.

      Bullshit. BULLSHIT, I SAY. I've bluescreened Windows 2000 on stable hardware so many times, you just have no idea. And have you installed even Windows XP recently? If you do all the updates from XP with no service pack up to the latest and greatest, you reboot somewhere between eight and ten times just during installation and updates. First you have to do some updates and reboot, then you get to upgrade windows update, then download some more updates and reboot, then you install sp2 and reboot, then some updates and reboot, then some updates and runtimes and reboot, then some more updates (some of them are for the runtimes) and then reboot again! I think there's another reboot or two in there someplace too, but these are the ones I'm sure about.

      They should have pushed it for that, but they waited for XP to do that and by then it wasn't anything new.

      They didn't sell Windows 2000 for home use because it is much more complicated than windows 9x and they figured it would confuse people to try to do "administration" tasks on it. They were probably right. XP has a much more friendly interface.

      I've bluescreened XP many times, as well. Well, it does tend to just reboot itself instead of displaying a blue screen, but I've had a few reproducible blue screens where it crashed too hard to automatically reboot itself.

      I didn't mean that DirectX was revolutionary, I meant that it was important that it was included in 2000 and could be used (as opposed to you couldn't use it on NT4 IIRC).

      Actually, DirectX did make it to NT4, but it was late, and only version 3.

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    17. Re:Making sense for once by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      When was the last time M$ actually innovated something?

      Something like 25 years ago, M$ came up with an innovative business plan: "Absorb and Extend."

      General Motors did it decades before. That's why they had all the product lines like Chevrolet, Buick, Cadillac, Pontiac, Oldsmobile, ...

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    18. Re:Making sense for once by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Look up the word innovation in the dictionary. It does not mean what I think you think it means.

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    19. Re:Making sense for once by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
      The next version of Office I do think is interesting though. They are completely changing the UI. This is a BIG decision, but they are going in a VERY different direction and I think it's a good thing. If you turn on all those toolbars for Office to get to all the functions, things are a HUGE mess. It's almost impossible to find many thing.

      That's why you can customize it to just have useful functions while only taking up 2 lines. The default layout toolbar is pretty crappy, and the moving "Personalized menus" are pure evil.

    20. Re:Making sense for once by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      For that matter when has MS ever been innovative?

      Without knowing what you mean by "innovative", it's hard to say.

    21. Re:Making sense for once by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Windows 2000 was evolutionary for servers. For home users it was revolutionary. It was the end of all the blue-screen and rebooting jokes.

      If that's your measure, then I'd have to argue NT4 did it 4 years earlier.

      I didn't mean that DirectX was revolutionary, I meant that it was important that it was included in 2000 and could be used (as opposed to you couldn't use it on NT4 IIRC).

      NT4 had DirectX.

    22. Re:Making sense for once by conJunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      credit where credit is due: Microsoft BASIC (1977?) was awesome. Apple licensed it, and all the Apple ][s came with AppleSoft BASIC, which was MS BASIC with a new name tacked on. And that BASIC rocked.

    23. Re:Making sense for once by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      OK, once 30 years ago. I stand corrected.

      I guess that gives us a 3.3% chance of having a new innovation out of Microsoft this year.

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    24. Re:Making sense for once by interiot · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you can possibly say the 360 Live isn't an obvious step forward. 1) it has centralized messaging, so you can see and message your friends, no matter what game they're in (compared to the original Live, and other consoles, where you could only see them if they were playing the same game as you), 2) you can see the progress your friends have made in games, which tends to make games a little more competitive, even if single player (and also gives encouragement to players to buy the xbox 360 version of non-exclusive games, just so they can increase their total game score), 3) you can download smaller games, which means that a broader range of game developers, and a broader range of players can enjoy the console (not every developer has enough money to devote a large team for years to develop a game, and not every person wants to try to spend 40 hours to finish a normal game)

    25. Re:Making sense for once by interiot · · Score: 1

      To whoever modded the post as troll, I probably shouldn't have used the word "fanboy". I'm most distinctly not a fanboy, and try to avoid anything that remotely sounds like moronic fanboy-speak. However, I think it's dishonest (and maybe even simple-minded) to pass off a large company as being uniformly non-innovative.

    26. Re:Making sense for once by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

      When was the last time M$ actually innovated something? It's been a while.

      When was the last time _anybody_ innovated. OSX? Nope. Linux, and the rest of the 35 year-old Unixes? Nope. BeOS was probably the closest thing we've had to innovation in 20 years or so.

      For once, this guy is actually making sense

      Dvorak is a moron, and your "for once" comment shows that you're just a slashborg drone.

      In any case, we heard all of this 5 years ago when XP was coming out. Desktop Linux has failed and OSX is still stuck in niche, locked-into-proprietary-hardware land.

    27. Re:Making sense for once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're probably right but innovation in the technical sense is by no means a prerequuisite for sustainability (and profitability); particularly in more mature markets. In fact, the focus on it can be a hindrance depending on the size and age of the corporation and the level of accountability to shareholders.

      It's long been about adaptation and communication/proliferation.

    28. Re:Making sense for once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their CP/M BASIC (BASIC-80) was also by far the best at the time, having an interpreter to develop with, and a compiler for distribution (BASCOM). You could link BASCOM stuff with code written in MS FORTRAN and MS COBOL.

    29. Re:Making sense for once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet Tiger had most of the features that Vista was supposed to have (many of which got cut) such as Spotlight, the Dashboard, OpenGL based UI, etc

      Apple controls most of the hardware. That makes bug testing a lot easier

    30. Re:Making sense for once by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      It's going to take a lot for me to even consider Office 2007.

      I've been reading Microsoft's website for years telling me how much of a wet dream the new version of Office is, when all since 2000 have been tweaks.

  14. Mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My #1 sign that Microsoft is going over the water at 100MPH in a speedboat while her competitors drown: 38B USD in profit.

    1. Re:Mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      careful, pal -- you're risking the stability of Slashdot by introducing logic around here. I can feel things starting to shake already, so settle down!

    2. Re:Mine by kfg · · Score: 1

      My #1 sign that Microsoft's competitors are going over the water at 100 knots while Microsoft is getting fat and drunk on wings and umbrella drinks at the Disney cruise ship bar: 38B USD in profit.

      KFG

    3. Re:Mine by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Price gougers!! They should be subject to a windfall profits tax!! :D

    4. Re:Mine by demachina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, all that really shows is they have an entrenched monopoly, or actually two entrenched monopolies, Windows and Office, and entrenched monopolies are inherently profitable for three reasons:

      A. The have little or no competition so they can charge whatever they feel like for their product

      B. Their product is preinstalled on most new computers sold on the planet and so they get a tax for every machine so shipped.

      C. Developing software is expensive but manufacturing and shipping it costs next to nothing, especially when manufacturers preinstall it for you so once you factor out the development and support costs, everthing else is gravy and in the volumes they ship they get a lot of gravy.

      Microsoft may be dead in the water as far as innovation goes but their entrenched monopoly will keep them rich for a long time so there really is no correlation between these two issues.

      One has to wonder what kind of wonderful stuff an organization like PARC, Google or MIT labs could turn out if they had Microsoft's R&D budget. Microsoft does in fact innovate very little for the amount they spend so in a way that is a kind of dead in the water. My first impression of Microsoft Research is they churn out huge volumes of research papers, and dominate many conferences, but very little of it seems to make the jump in to products that change people's lives.

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    5. Re:Mine by YeOldeGnurd · · Score: 1
      My #1 sign that Microsoft is going over the water at 100MPH in a speedboat

      Sure, but there be sharks in them waters! Microsoft has clearly jumped the shark here.

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  15. .NET is dead in the water? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wish I could write something that is as 'dead' as .NET is. I'd be a billionaire.

    1. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by RingDev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not sure if you were intending a /sarcasm tag in there, but I've still got two open positions at my company for VB.Net developers. One entry, one midlevel. Know anyone in the Madison, WI area?

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    2. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not being sarcastic at all. Actually I'm a .NET developer, mostly VB I guess. Threw my resume out on monster.com last week, had 2 interviews and more phone calls than I know what to do with. Got an offer for 20 grand more than I'm currently making, figure I'll take it. I am amazed at the job opportunities out there for .NET right now (which is the reason for my previous comment)

      I'm in the Minneapolis area but am willing to relocate, and I do like Madison. I'd say I'm mid-level, certainly not a beginner (been doing .NET for 5 years, programming for 10) but I wouldn't call myself a guru either.

      So if you want a resume or something, let me know your email and I'll forward it to ya.

    3. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I knew what .NET really was you might have a point. Since Microsoft seems to change the definition of .NET ever 3 months, it won't be dead until the next meaningless buzzword comes out of marketing.

    4. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      I'll type slowly. .NET is a library of functions designed to replace the COM architecture - to end the 'dll hell', and to promote interoperability through the 'CLR' - common language runtime.

      As far as someone like you or I (generally) need to be concerned, its Visual Studio 7. And it doesn't suck. Not like VS6 did.

    5. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by number6x · · Score: 1

      They bought .NET and the CLR from Colusa Software.

      It was called Omni VM.

      Talk of a framework to replace J++ started in late 1998/ early 1999, but Visual Studio .NET was released in January of 2002.

      So if any developer claims to have more than 4 years experience they are either lying, or they worked with Omni VM. If they know about Colusa and Omni VM, they are probably telling the truth about their experience level.

    6. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Just remember, when you use slashdot to throw the dice, they have to be d20s. =)

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    7. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If you think .net is 'Visual Studio 7' then for the love of god, stop writing .net programs. Clearly you don't understand long term utilization and the risks when deploying a .net program.

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    8. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      Clearly you don't understand long term utilization and the risks when deploying a .net program.

      Or, perhaps I don't deploy .NET. Perhaps I use it for data manipulation where the end result is data in a database, after which it really doesn't matter how I did it.

      Care to fill me in on the 'long term utilization and the risks'? Or at least point me to a page describing this?

    9. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. We actually started using Visual Studio .NET Beta in 2001 to write applications (scheduled to be released in 2002), so I guess this does count as more than 4 years of experience. And I remember that the command line C# compiler was first available in 2000, if not 1999.

    10. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by ThePyro · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And for that matter, if .NET is dead in the water, then why are .NET developers one of the top 5 in-demand jobs?

    11. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or, perhaps I don't deploy .NET. Perhaps I use it for data manipulation where the end result is data in a database, after which it really doesn't matter how I did it.


      In a few years when the program has to run on a Linux/Solaris server it matters :-)

      If you are just manipulating data without interaction, you might as well do it in pure Perl. That's real portability
  16. I definitely agree with this article by unity100 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Microsoft has indeed shown lack of vision by concentrating not on where its strength laid, the operating system, but instead parleying with the competitors in 'side ventures' it had expanded to.

    I cant complain though, i believe that this has given the open source community time to breath and catch up.

    1. Re:I definitely agree with this article by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has indeed shown lack of vision by concentrating not on where its strength laid, the operating system, but instead parleying with the competitors in 'side ventures' it had expanded to.

      Just like Google is showing lack of vision by developing products that aren't search engines.

      Just like IBM showed lack of vision by selling a "personal" computer that competed with Commodore and Osbourne rather than concentrating on their mainframe support and services business.

      Just like IBM showed lack of vision by developing mainframe computers rather than selling typewriters and adding machines!

      Indeed it is often when a company moves BEYOND where its strength lays that it demonstrates true vision.

    2. Re:I definitely agree with this article by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Well,

      It is vision when something becomes successful, and it is lack of it when it doesnt.

      The problem here is, in all the examples you have pointed out, the attempt has given clear signs of its success, and some of them were attempts that were made in areas that would definitely be a neccessity, but yet virgin.

      Search engine area was not virgin when ms started concentrating on msn, and they have not gained any considerable ground since, and furthermore there is no considerable gains in sight.

      Insisting on this, i deem a lack of vision.

  17. Wait, is Dvorak an idiot this time or a genius? by TrekCycling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, yeah, he's always an idiot. One of the few examples of where Slashdot hypocricy doesn't happen. We can all agree a monkey with a blackboard and chalk could do a better job.

    1. Re:Wait, is Dvorak an idiot this time or a genius? by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Yes, and yet everytime he scratches out some gibberish it gets a story on Slashdot and we all line up comment on it.

        Literally everyone posting in here agrees that Dvorak is far from the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact he's not even IN the shed. He's leaning against the outside of it rusting in the rain. You would think that we'd all have learned to ignore him by now.

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  18. Dvorak's eight reasons to view my ads by maynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) my points are baseless

    2) flamebait!

    3) hey, I might not be right but at least I'm fun to read...

    4) M$ $uck3rz!!1!!

    5) Hey, I own a Mac too!

    6) Did I mention my employers advertisements? Could you buy something please?

    7) I'm too old to find a real tech job. Thanks for the "work"!

    8) Hey, Slashdot linked to me! Again and again and again! I must be doing something right!!!

    1. Re:Dvorak's eight reasons to view my ads by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      5) Hey, I own a Mac too!

      Not sure on that one... I believe he sold his Intel iMac within a month or so after he got it once he realized he couldn't boot Windows on it. Heh... now THERE'S a guy who can see the future!

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    2. Re:Dvorak's eight reasons to view my ads by herdingcats · · Score: 1

      God, apparently, is not dead; he has sent /.er's Dvorak to replace Jon Katz as the silly-assed guy running around out there with the target painted neatly on his back.

      For those of you thinking "Jon who?"...

      You're new here, aren't you?

    3. Re:Dvorak's eight reasons to view my ads by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      You forgot the priceless:

      9) Hey, this damn idle process makes my computer feel sluggish by stealing all the cpu-time!

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    4. Re:Dvorak's eight reasons to view my ads by maynard · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he should fix that by demanding CPU producers remove the NOOP instruction. That'll fix things!

  19. 1 sign why I will not read this article by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... it was written by John Dvorak, and that guy has as much insight as a rock.

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    1. Re:1 sign why I will not read this article by richmaine · · Score: 1

      That's an insult to rocks. :-)

    2. Re:1 sign why I will not read this article by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft heard you. So they are sending out this Microsoft Rock to resellers.

  20. dvorak is dead in the water: by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

    he can't even reach 10 signs!

  21. I'm amazed by sedyn · · Score: 1

    Well, I suppose anything is possible. Like Dvorak being right.

    I'd give about equal odds to him being right or that MS is going to be hurt in the long term. (ignoring the obvious link that Dvorak has just created)

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  22. And soon will come the flood by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    of Slashdrones denouncing Dvorak as a troll. Well, that might be right, but he's a successful troll. You can only accomplish that if you put enough truth and insight, wacky and wrongheaded though it may eventually turn out to be, into your communications as to make for interesting reading. Dvorak does that.

    Take this article. I don't know about all the reasons. For example, I'm not a gamer so I don't know crap about the 360. But there's something here for everyone. He says that Vista OS and Office 2007 will be problematic letdowns. He says MSN and the MSN Search Engine are essentially useless. He points out an abandoned former focus, pad-based computing. Is there anything there that's really all that nuts?

    No, there isn't. But then, like a good troll who has thrown out a couple of interesting statements to which nearly everyone can say "He's got a point," he then moves on to the provocation - Preoccupation with Google. He calls it a distraction. He tosses out opinions like they're facts. No matter how you view the relationship between Google and MS, there's something in that paragraph to disagree with.

    Thus, conversation ensues. Slashdot stories get posted. Traffic gets created.

    The man is a damn good troll and he deserves far more props (for that) than he gets around here.

    1. Re:And soon will come the flood by weeboo0104 · · Score: 0

      The man is a damn good troll and he deserves far more props (for that) than he gets around here.

      I think that's a matter of opinion. I've never seen Dvorak post a goatse or tubgirl link in his columns. And people consider him a troll? He could at least put more effort into trolling with a "first post" or "what should I use, vi or emacs?" He's a trolling hack!

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    2. Re:And soon will come the flood by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Is there anything there that's really all that nuts?

      Yes.

      I'll put it this way--Sony has abandoned Betamax. They must be dead in the water. DAT was a let-down. No more movies on UMD. DRMed CDs. Time to start short-selling Sony.

      The facts on Sony's failures are not in despute. It's the conclusion, that Sony is dead in the water, that would be nuts.

      Likewise, Microssoft has made mistakes. But with huge leads in the desktop OS, web browser, office suite markets, with signifigant presence in the server OS and application markets, plus the gaming, and, oh yeah, a couple billion in the bank, I would LOVE to be that kind of dead in the water.

      Dvorak throws out some statements to which people who don't think for themselves and figure, it's on the internet it must be true, can say, "he's got a good point." For the rest of us who use our brains, he's full of shite.

    3. Re:And soon will come the flood by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Being a troll isn't the same as being an idiot. A real troll's victim will never realize they have been sucked in.

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    4. Re:And soon will come the flood by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because someone is an exceptional drain on society is not a reason to respect them. That's like saying "You know, she's on welfare, but she has 15 kids. Gotta respect that.", because no, you don't.

    5. Re:And soon will come the flood by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Uh, also I don't think he is saying that Microsoft is going away anytime soon just that their stock price has flatlined for 5 years and will continue to do so. After all he wasn't writing to slashdot's audience but instead to the audience of MarketWatch.

    6. Re:And soon will come the flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But Sony does seem dead in the water, sure its big and has lots of money, but what is the last few interesting things they did? Lately I know I've only heard of failures, combined with statements of Sony having profitability problems. If anything Sony is floundering based on this, they might recover, it certaintly wouldn't be surprising for them as hardware corporation but they arn't doing well right now.

      As such I vote your example as being horrific or very insightful based on wether MS is going the way of Sony or not. I personally find it likely that MS is in a bit of trouble right now though, they've had trouble expanding into new markets at the very least and now their core buisnesses have come under increasing pressure as well due to OSS. In the end ofcourse it is likely both will rise again, but not necessarily as powerful as before or as well off.

      The best example I can think of this right now would be IBM, once a monopolistic superpower, now perhaps richer then before, I wouldn't know how rich they were before actually, but they in anycase don't have complete control of any markets I know of. And as such have lost quite some relevance compared to their old levels.

      Quickshot

    7. Re:And soon will come the flood by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      He may be successful, and he may make tons of money, but is his writing truly innovative?

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    8. Re:And soon will come the flood by Angelox · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, and don't let these trolls get to ya (somebody has to fight them off).

    9. Re:And soon will come the flood by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ever raise 15 kids?

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    10. Re:And soon will come the flood by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The operative portion was "on welfare". I don't live beyond my means draining on society.

    11. Re:And soon will come the flood by telbij · · Score: 1

      The man is a damn good troll and he deserves far more props (for that) than he gets around here.

      You can't expect the slashdrones to not click and read his insipid balderdash, heck, even you, the freethinking spirit has been trolled expertly. There's nothing really clever about going onto a Mac forum and shouting "Apple sucks!" or going onto a Linux forum and shouting "Microsoft is the true programmer's OS!", or coming onto /. and writing inflammatory articles with no basis in logic. I mean, any of those things are guaranteed to get a response. So I don't give Dvorak any particular props. Rather, I give the /. editors negative props for posting every single column he ever writes.

    12. Re:And soon will come the flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man is a damn good troll and he deserves far more props (for that) than he gets around here.

      Since when is trolling something to be admired? At the end of the day, bullshit that everybody talks about is still bullshit.

    13. Re:And soon will come the flood by vertinox · · Score: 1

      I don't live beyond my means draining on society.

      You mean like corporate CEO's of the fortune 500?

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    14. Re:And soon will come the flood by William-Ely · · Score: 1

      I can't help but think about all the Ad revenue this asshat generates for the sites that publish his work. The sites that he writes for may not care so much about the accuracy or sanity of his ramblings as long as the checks keep rolling in. If you really don't like the man then simply don't read his articles. Maybe if enough people boycot him then (hopefully) he will fade off into obscurity.

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    15. Re:And soon will come the flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's someone on /. whose .sig came to mind on reading your post... it was something alone the lines of...

      Conservatives continiously feel the need to rationalize their contempt for humanity; but they won't ever admit they're in the wrong

      Only a lot more eloquent. Anyway, your opinions on welfare belie your obvious lack of insight as to exactly who's on welfare. But, hey, go ahead thinking it's a bunch of immy-grints and breeders - I won't bore you with meaningless facts and statistics when I'm sure you don't want to miss tonight's O'Reilly Factor.

  23. ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by nweaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can we please have a 6 month moratorium on NOT posting Dvorak's trolls on the front page of slashdot?

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    1. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by bmiller949 · · Score: 1

      DUGG :)

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    2. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Krach42 · · Score: 2

      They should just make him a topic, so people can block stories about him if they want.

      Hell, as much as they do post about him, they *should* make him a topic.

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    3. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Posting this story IS part of a moratorium on not posting Dvorak trolls.

      God, even one negative is too much for some people.

    4. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best idea I've heard yet. I shudder to think what the icon will look like, though.

    5. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Sunrun · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Eeek! We'll be flooded by Dvorak for 6 months due to a misplaced double negative!

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    6. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Trogre · · Score: 1

      However true we wish they might be.

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    7. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding! Let's just bring back Jon Katz!!!

    8. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Just grab a mug of an ugly troll from WoW, then take his face, then use morphing software to put it somewhere in between.

      Heck, if someone can photoshop Bill Gate's image into a Borg, then someone can photoshop Dvorak's pic into a Troll.

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    9. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Can we please have a 6 month moratorium on NOT posting Dvorak's trolls on the front page of slashdot?
      How about a Dvorak subject that we can just filter out - or perhaps the tags could be used for that.
    10. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      Can we please have a 6 month moratorium on NOT posting Dvorak's trolls on the front page of slashdot?

      I would say, "seconded", but I would guess it's more like 7426th'd.

    11. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by dalesmatrix · · Score: 1

      He may well be a troll, but if his posts spark discussion in the end we all benefit right?

    12. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by BRSloth · · Score: 1

      Can we please have a 6 month moratorium on NOT posting Dvorak's trolls on the front page of slashdot?

      Why? People here started RTFA?

    13. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed; if the editors are reading this please don't post Dvorak's garbage, I for one don't want to read so much as the summary.

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    14. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot should also consolidate all Google articles in one weekly post. I don't need Google spamming my RSS reader all day.

  24. Why do people listen to this clown? by RingDev · · Score: 2, Funny

    My dog's ass sees the sun more often than Dvorak actually calls one correctly.

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Why do people listen to this clown? by bohemian72 · · Score: 1

      Do you not let your dog out? Does your dog wear pants?
      Most dog's asses are illuminated by sunlight on a daily basis.

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    2. Re:Why do people listen to this clown? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      My dog died 12 years ago. Which oddly enough, is about the last time that Dvorak was right about something.

      -Rick

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    3. Re:Why do people listen to this clown? by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      What, did Dvorak say "You shouldn't let your dog drink anti-freeze" ?

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  25. Vista is a joke? by walmartshopper67 · · Score: 1

    So the !great Dvorak says that MS is dead in the water, yet they are still going to make a ton of money. Then how are they dead in the water? I'm sure Gates and Co. give a shit what people think as long as the money is running in the door. If MS is dead in the water yet making a lot of money, then what does that make Apple?

    1. Re:Vista is a joke? by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      What i think Dvorak says here isnt that Microsoft are really dead as in gone. Rather that Microsofts days as a market leader is over. Microsoft is where IBM, SUN and others have been before, nothing to get upset about.

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    2. Re:Vista is a joke? by walmartshopper67 · · Score: 1

      I would totally agree that their days as a market leader were over if it wern't for the stranglehold that it has on everything. I mean the majority of people judge computers on what "Windows" it has (98, xp, etc.). To most people Microsoft products are a given, it makes the saying of "the Microsoft Tax" less of a joke and more of a reality.

    3. Re:Vista is a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're stupid and old. Get off of Slashdot, you fucking baby-boomer.

  26. Even if MS was dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people would continue running XP and 2003 server, and the current office suite until MS gets their delayed stuff released. 2003 makes a great desktop and gives me no reason to switch to Linux or Mac as a primary desktop. Reliable enough when using an IE-alternative for surfing and runs all the games and apps that Linux and Mac don't.

  27. And? by stangy · · Score: 0

    Wow this guy is really a visionary. A 6 year old could write that article.

  28. 25-40 Billion Reasons Dvorak Is Wrong by crism · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cash on hand. (This Forbes article was the latest numbers I could find, from 2005.)

    1. Re:25-40 Billion Reasons Dvorak Is Wrong by ShibaInu · · Score: 1

      While all that cash on hand is nice, shareholders in MSFT are not too happy about it. Yeah, MS could never sell another product and keep itself going for a long time, but at a certain point investors are going to want a piece.

      Also, what can MSFT do with all that cash? If they try and buy up too many companies, even Dubya's DOJ is going to come knocking at the door. So, they sit on a huge pile of cash while the stock stays flat. Eventually people who own MSFT are going to want a cut of that cash.

  29. I agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...with the Vista comment and the Google Comment.

  30. We need a Dvork and Cringley section! by madnuke · · Score: 1

    Just to host all their amazing stories of these two non-biased jornalists, I love linux but god I'm on Microsofts side with these two monkeys.

    1. Re:We need a Dvork and Cringley section! by Senzei · · Score: 1
      Just to host all their amazing stories of these two non-biased jornalists, I love linux but god I'm on Microsofts side with these two monkeys.

      Hey, don't try to shove those two off on us, we don't want to claim them either. My advice: wrap 'em up in chrome and see if the macheads are too distracted to notice. If that doesn't work start calling them web2.0 and maybe Yahoo or 0'Reilly will buy them.

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  31. he may have some valid points. by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Six years ago I had a heated debate with a friend about what should be done about Microsoft. I was (and still am) adamant Microsoft needs legal throttling. Microsoft escaped by the hair of their chin with a fortuitous changing of the guard shortly after losing their DOJ battle (Clinton and Democrats to Bush and the big-money-friendly Republicans). Clearly the new regime had no appetite for any meaningful punishment for Microsoft.

    My friend waved his hands and said, "Let the market forces settle it", to which I pointed out Microsoft had gained so much power and momentum that market forces may have become irrelevant.

    While better late than never, I think Dvorak makes some good points, but would focus on one I think he misses the mark:

    Preoccupation with Google. Microsoft is too easily distracted by successful companies who are not competitors. There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se. So the company obsesses on what Google is doing rather than concentrating on important Microsoft projects. Now Microsoft is about to do a deal with Yahoo to flank Google. This old-lady-like skittishness is unbecoming for a company this size.

    I think Microsoft is right to worry about Google. Google has blind-sided Microsoft on yet another "it's the internet" facet they either glibly ignored, or just didn't see. Google has planted the seed that maybe, just maybe, the OS isn't going to be relevant in the future, thus allowing more free choice, and less dependence on Microsoft. Google's "proof" that XMLHTTPREQUEST can provide responsive web apps as stopgap technology (I can't believe that there eventually will be some better replacement) has spawned many other interesting companies and application.

    Some of these "AJAX" apps are downright useful, and for the casual user, can completely replace their office suites in functionality (for their purposes), and then some (remote, network accessible from anywhere).

    The amazing irony in all of this is Microsoft invented what may end up being the Silver Bullet that defeats them (XMLHTTPREQUEST). And, finally, maybe market forces will level the playing field.

    1. Re:he may have some valid points. by MBCook · · Score: 0
      I'm going to go WAY out on a hypothetical limb with this comment.

      "Clinton and Democrats to Bush and the big-money-friendly Republicans"

      Let's just say that the Democrats win the next election and decide to put some MAJOR sanctions on Microsoft. What do they do about Gate's "nuclear option".

      I read the other day that Bill Gates has enough Microsoft stock that if he were to sell it all in one swipe, he could cause a world-wide recession (scare the tech sector, scare the general market, scare the world market).

      So here is the question: you are the government, and he threatens to sell all his stock if you put any more sanctions on his company. What do you do? You can't stop him from selling his stock, can you? And even if you tried (took him to court to prevent it) wouldn't that news be enough to put the markets into panic?

      I don't think he'd do it. Just an interesting idea.

      So, what would you do?

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    2. Re:he may have some valid points. by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      buy up every last peice of stock he sells just like every other american investor out there and make a MINT.

      Fact is Billy Boy couldnt do it anyway. It's illegal.

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    3. Re:he may have some valid points. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      You can't stop him from selling his stock, can you?

      Yes. You can. That's what the SEC is all about. If you own more than a certain amount of stock in a company, or if you are on the board, or if you have insider information, you're not allowed to just trade your stock like everyone else. You need to file a plan and get the plan approved and then turn it over to someone else to execute. If billg were to decide to sell his MS shares the SEC would probably insist on quartely limits on the trades that would make the sale take five years to execute.

    4. Re:he may have some valid points. by larsal · · Score: 1

      And, of course, the basic problem underlying the "OMG he's got, like, 40 BILLION dollars worth of stock!":

      Where's the 40 Billion dollars in surplus cash that's aching to snap the stock up?

      Selling's fine, but you do have to find enough buyers. . .

      Larsal

    5. Re:he may have some valid points. by AusIV · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. Gates couldn't get his hands on $40 billion from selling his stock. A little something called supply and demand.

    6. Re:he may have some valid points. by wheresjbob · · Score: 1

      I agree that Dvorak is completely clueless if he doesn't see Google as a huge threat to M$ (and a lot of other companies). Google is the next M$ and therefore a threat. The new platform *is* Google. Ask all of the mashup freaks out there. M$ really squandered a lot of time with the Internet. Java should have woken then up years ago that the platform to be monopolized it the Web.

    7. Re:he may have some valid points. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That's not quite how the market works. I'm sure you've heard of supply-and-demand. A good part of the reason why Gates' shares are worth 40 Billion is because they're in demand. If you dump all that stock all at once, you're unleashing a huge supply, and the price goes down. Way down.

      That's not to say that there wouldn't be chaos if Gates actually did something like this. But there wouldn't need to be 40 Billion liquid required to absorb it.

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    8. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Some of these "AJAX" apps are downright useful, and for the casual user, can completely replace their office suites in functionality (for their purposes), and then some (remote, network accessible from anywhere).

      You're a moron. The very idea that anyone (or a significant number of people) would want to use a browser based office suite is just... stupid. There is really no polite way to put it. Not only is the technology for it just not there, but the whole idea is just dumb. Who needs to use an office suite "from anywhere?" Do you find yourself in Internet cafes just dying to open up Excel so you can go over your employer's sales figures? Guess what? The kind of people who need to do this sort of thing already have laptops with MS Office installed. And If, for some reason, they can't afford MS Office, there is OpenOffice.

      Who in their right mind would give up a full featured, locally installed, copy of MS Office for some browser based, Javascript powered, HTML monstrosity? Say what you want about MS Office and bloat, but a browser based version would be 1000 times worse. Ajax applications only make sense when dealing with network sensitive information and services such as email, which doesn't even require ajax.

      The amazing irony in all of this is Microsoft invented what may end up being the Silver Bullet that defeats them (XMLHTTPREQUEST). And, finally, maybe market forces will level the playing field.

      No, the amazing irony in all of this (AJAX powered desktop-like appliations) is that it was already tried before with Java applets.

      -matthew
      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    9. Re:he may have some valid points. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Unlike the other people in this thread, I just don't see the problem with Mr. Gates dumping his stock on the market whenever he feels like it. Part of the reason the market is such a delicate flower is because it doesn't get beat on enough. It's too coddled. I can see a use for some stuff, eg, requiring all insider trading to be public knowledge, for example. But if someone wants to do a stealth buyout of a company or dump a large part of a company. Well it's their money and that is part of why the market is there.

    10. Re:he may have some valid points. by westlake · · Score: 1
      Microsoft escaped by the hair of their chin with a fortuitous changing of the guard shortly after losing their DOJ battle (Clinton and Democrats to Bush and the big-money-friendly Republicans). Clearly the new regime had no appetite for any meaningful punishment for Microsoft.

      The one safe bet in American politics is that the Anti-Trust fever is short-lived.

      The break-up of Standard Oil didn't save the independents. Customers stuck with the regional operating companies that delievered the Standard(ized) product they had come to rely on.

    11. Re:he may have some valid points. by labratuk · · Score: 1
      Preoccupation with Google. Microsoft is too easily distracted by successful companies who are not competitors. There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se.
      If we follow your Idea that Microsoft is no longer affected by the market, I think Google is a competitor. Microsoft's main business now is Being A Gorilla (tm). Having a lot of money allows them to enter almost any market, underperform and create bad products, and still come out on top.

      Microsoft sees Google amassing large amounts of capital and thus gaining the power to compete with them in the Being A Gorilla arena. Microsoft fears getting crushed.

      But then again, what do I know?
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    12. Re:he may have some valid points. by UnStatusTheQuo · · Score: 1

      "big-money-friendly Republicans"

      OMG! I know some fairly wealthy Democrats who are definitely big-money-friendly. C'mon now, what's with the attack? Tell ya what, no matter what my political view, I'd love some big-money!

      The problem as I see it has remained the same with M$. It's the "Quick! Release the bloatware to the masses!" idea. But, we forget, almost every day, that the TYPICAL user NEEDS the bloat, because they know nothing else, and many don't care to. Many out there love MS Movie Maker, and would do something involuntary in their pants if a complex program like Adobe Premiere 2.0 Pro loaded.

      So, they have their place. It doesn't have to be your place, but for many, it's the only safely blanket they have, and, as far as a learning curve for novice/beginners, MS does well, I think, and does have some tailoring for experts, no doubt. Having said that, I find MSN useless, MSN live useless, and M$ should do something to innovate, or they will risk losing ground to innovative companies that have no problem giving the same functionality for far less or free.

      Everyone always says M$ needs to get their ass sued. Hey! You! If you wrote your own OS, and your own browser, and had your own search engine, wouldn't it make sense to have them all work together? The point is to be profitable. I SURE AS HELL would promote my own cross-product. Forcing them to default to another search engine or browser is really authoritarian, which is much more brutal than BOTH the liberal or conservative standpoints.

    13. Re:he may have some valid points. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm ... that's exactly the point of the grandparent. If B.G. could dump his entire holdings on the market at once it would cause the price to plummet, possibly sucking the whole tech sector down with it. The bubble bursting all over again.

      But as another poster stated, the SEC wouldn't let him do that anyway.

    14. Re:he may have some valid points. by Bull+SR · · Score: 1

      "Who needs to use an office suite "from anywhere?" Do you find yourself in Internet cafes just dying to open up Excel so you can go over your employer's sales figures? Guess what? The kind of people who need to do this sort of thing already have laptops with MS Office installed. And If, for some reason, they can't afford MS Office, there is OpenOffice."

      Network based applications are locally connected to the data the user needs. Therefore the user doesn't have to access the data over "slow links", suffer latency issues, or even need a conventional VPN to reach the data. No need to deal with check-out/check-in, or the need to remember to check out before you left the office. It means that even when you are in the office (and not traveling) you can be accessing the same data as someone in another part of the world -- the same solution that terminal services provide (or problematic syncing/caching/distributed file systems almost solve). Also like terminal services, you can return to the state you left the application in when you were last connected to The Network.

      It may be the stuff of the future, but it does solve some problems eloquently. Having the application locally and the data somewhere else is just so old. Terminal service like feature set without vendor lock-in, to applications that small companies can tailor for themselves, and also hand off all the back-end administration of backup, archive, redundancy, and availability... Sounds like a business plan.

      -Bull

    15. Re:he may have some valid points. by 3mpire · · Score: 0

      Did you seriously just suggest that the XMLHTTPREQUEST object is going to be the downfall of MSFT?

    16. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Therefore the user doesn't have to access the data over "slow links", suffer latency issues

      I can hardly think of an application that would suffer more latency and "slow link" issues than an office suite running via AJAX in a web browser. Nobody is going to want to use it. Well, I guess an AJAX version of Worlds of Warcraft might be worse... but hey, you can play it from anywhere and you don't have to worry about your character getting out of synce between... oh, wait, WoW manages to keep data in a central location AND take advantage of a local application, imagine that...
      Having the application locally and the data somewhere else is just so old.

      That's just it, the application is still "local" in the "AJAX Office" world, and the data is still "somewhere else." The whole point of AJAX is to pawn off a lot of work to the client. By the time you're done downloading all the javascript, HTML, and CSS to run the behemoth, you're no better off than you were when you were running the application from teh "Start" menu of your operating system. And in many ways you are worse off because now you have network dependencies. No offline work. Why add network dependencies to something that isn't essentially network oriented? Not to mention the fact that there is currently no good way to build a robust application such as an Office suite inside a browser. Whatever technology you are talking about just doesn't exist.
      Terminal service like feature set without vendor lock-in

      It is the ultimate vendor lock-in when you start storing your data with a specific external entity. In the current office environment, one can easily swap out MS Office for OpenOffice (given good enough OpenOffice support for MS file formats). With a browser based office suite, small companies have almost no way to tailor the applicaitons because it is all managed by the vendor you've locked in with! Do you think they are going to make it easy for you to pick up and switch to another vendor?

      -matthew
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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    17. Re:he may have some valid points. by oGMo · · Score: 1
      The very idea that anyone (or a significant number of people) would want to use a browser based office suite is just... stupid. There is really no polite way to put it. Not only is the technology for it just not there, but the whole idea is just dumb.

      Just because it's stupid doesn't mean it's not true.

      I would contend that a word processor is stupid. Why would someone use that when they could produce beautiful output with a typesetter, or just use plain text? What about an operating system that requires a reboot for changing system settings?

      Sometimes people want stupid things.

      But that doesn't mean they're not stupid things.

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      Don't think of it as a flame---it's more like an argument that does 3d6 fire damage

    18. Re:he may have some valid points. by teklob · · Score: 1

      Just because you like and use all the obscure formatting, viewing, display and 'proofreading' features in MS/Open/Star Office doesn't mean there's not a huge user base that has no knowledge of and no use for any of it and who could get by just fine with Wordpad. Furthermore, the ability to do so on a document that can be accessed from anywhere, or by multiple people at once, would be far more appealing than any bloated Office Suite(tm) to the vast majority of people using MS office.

    19. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would contend that a word processor is stupid. Why would someone use that when they could produce beautiful output with a typesetter, or just use plain text?

      These are rhetorical questions which have had an effect opposite of what was intended by trying to make something look stupid which is obviously not. People use word processors because typesetting is not suited for casual use and plain text is just, well, plain text. That is not stupid.

      Sometimes people want stupid things.

      I don't think people want a browser based office suite. Especially when there is a free, cross-platform office suite available now. Maybe you AJAX hype-whores should try to create NEW applications and services rather than just port existing stuff to the browser. Here's a hint: start with something that is essentially network based or shared. Word processing is not it!

      -matthew

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    20. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 1

      Just because you like and use all the obscure formatting, viewing, display and 'proofreading' features in MS/Open/Star Office doesn't mean there's not a huge user base that has no knowledge of and no use for any of it and who could get by just fine with Wordpad.

      Then let them get by with Wordpad. If we're just talking about an online Wordpad, that is a little different. But only a little different. Since any modern OS pretty much ships with something resembling Wordpad, the "huge user base" should be satisfied. Creating a version that is online has minimal appeal.

      Furthermore, the ability to do so on a document that can be accessed from anywhere,

      Edit in Wordpad and save it to a Google "GDrive" or that Amazon net storage system. It couldn't be much easier. And I hear they've got these keychain USB drives on which you could probably store a few, if not several documents! And you can use any program you want! If you're using a Mac, you could even store your favorite word processor on the USB keychain.

      or by multiple people at once

      Sounds problematic and unneeded by 99% of people editting documents.

      would be far more appealing than any bloated Office Suite(tm) to the vast majority of people using MS office.

      And yet they continue to use MS Office despite the fact that, again, Wordpad or something similar ships with every modern desktop OS. Face it, people, for whatever reason, prefer to use a bloated Office suite for day to day word processing. To switch to a browser based suite would be nothing short of a downgrade. Say what you will about MS Office bloat, that kind of functionality in the browser using existing technology would be unusable.

      -matthew

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    21. Re:he may have some valid points. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why I was addressing the post directly above mine. I didn't feel the need to repeat the other points.

    22. Re:he may have some valid points. by Makarakalax · · Score: 1

      lol. I look forward to looking back to this post with much amusement when you are proved wrong.

    23. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 1

      Inability to substantiate claims noted. I'm laughing at people like you now.

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    24. Re:he may have some valid points. by Makarakalax · · Score: 1

      I couldn't be arsed to explain, but I'll rise to your challenge.

      My cousins, all under the age of 12 use the web-browser for everything. They play games through it, they chat through it, they meet people through it. If they could do word-processing online, and thus not have to transport files all the time etc. they would.

      20-30 year olds are pretty much the same in the non-geek crowd. But I know less of the non-geek ones and only get the impression through reading studies.

      Nobody needs feature-richness, they just don't want to piss about with files or installers. And the web-browsing UI metaphor seems more comfortable to people than general software metaphors. Although I don't personally find this, a lot of people obviously do when you watch them clicking away fully at ease with new webpages.

      So yeah I fully expect the web to be the place to get apps in the future. Sorry for my derision, but you were pretty fucking rude to the grand parent so I felt you deserved it.

    25. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 1

      My cousins, all under the age of 12 use the web-browser for everything. They play games through it, they chat through it,

      Don't they also use browser independant IM programs? Look closer, I'm sure there is more goign on there than just a browser. Do they do any P2P file sharing? How about music? Winamp? Windows Media Player? iTunes? Do they burn CDs with their browser or manage their iPod with a browser?

      they meet people through it. If they could do word-processing online, and thus not have to transport files all the time etc. they would.

      When they want to play more in depth games, that'll change. Try playing WoW in a browser. As for not transporting files all the time, why couldn't they pop open Wordpad and save to a GDrive or that Amazon storage system? And why are the transporting files "all the time?"

      Also, as mobile computing (laptops and possibly other full featured devices) become more ubiqutous, browser based word processing looks even more ridiculous. What is getting "old" is not the desktop applicaiton, but rather, the static desktop computer.

      How about USB/bluetooth storage built into a mobile phone? Since almost everyone, including 12 year olds, seem to have cell phones on them at all times anyway, why not just store documents there? Eventually devices like cell phones will CONTAIN word processors. Just plug it into a "docking" station to get full display and input devices and you are good to go... from anywhere.

      20-30 year olds are pretty much the same in the non-geek crowd. But I know less of the non-geek ones and only get the impression through reading studies.

      What studies?

      Nobody needs feature-richness, they just don't want to piss about with files or installers.

      And yet they persist in installing MS Office rather than just use the pre-installed Wordpad or some other cheap/free light word processors out there. Now, if you could show that people were just using the pre-installed word processors versus "pissing about with files or installers," then you might have a piont, but as it is, people seem to be perfectly willing to install local applications for certain things.

      And the web-browsing UI metaphor seems more comfortable to people than general software metaphors. Although I don't personally find this, a lot of people obviously do when you watch them clicking away fully at ease with new webpages.

      You know what's funny, you could almost say the same thing about Emacs users. If you've ever spent any time using emacs or known any hardcore emacs users, you'd know there there are all kinds of little applications (besides editting) that you can run in Emacs. There is even a mini-webbrowser and Tetris. Although I think many of these things are more or less novelties rather than something emacs users actually use. Even hardcore Emacs users still use a regular web browser... just like hardcore web surfers still open up a word processor (or locally installed game, or P2P client, etc) every now and then.

      -matthew

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    26. Re:he may have some valid points. by Bull+SR · · Score: 1

      "That's just it, the application is still "local" in the "AJAX Office" world, and the data is still "somewhere else." The whole point of AJAX is to pawn off a lot of work to the client. By the time you're done downloading all the javascript, HTML, and CSS to run the behemoth, you're no better off than you were when you were running the application from teh "Start" menu of your operating system. And in many ways you are worse off because now you have network dependencies. No offline work. Why add network dependencies to something that isn't essentially network oriented? Not to mention the fact that there is currently no good way to build a robust application such as an Office suite inside a browser. Whatever technology you are talking about just doesn't exist."

      Is current-day Web mail a "local" application or a server application? It's server-based. When you put an Ajax face on it, you get a more responsive, "local feeling" application, but it is still a server application. Do the same thing with the office suite.

      -Bull SR

  32. CmdrTaco... by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why the HELL you waste our time with Dvorak's nonsensical jabber?

    1. Re:CmdrTaco... by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      If you think you could do better, find it and submit it.

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    2. Re:CmdrTaco... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      If you think you could do better, find it and submit it.

      Actually that's precisely what I think, and maybe this is why I'm releasing a news blog in roughly 10 days...

    3. Re:CmdrTaco... by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      Slow down, cowboy! You forgot a couple of steps:

      1)Find something better
      2)Submit it
      3)???
      4)Rejection!

  33. About pad computing and other 'hype' things by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Really,

    Come to think of it, we arent seeing much new spectacular innovations, new technologies etc around lately ? I mean compared to the 90es ? Do we ?

    Things we get are hybrids of existing technologies - which can happen to be revolutionary at times, but it seems that there isnt any big bang anymore like it was back then ?

    Have we reached a stagnation period of it/telecommunications development, like it happens between big breakthrough periods.

    I wonder what will the next breakthrough that will unleash something like the situation in the 90es will be. Telepathy ?

  34. Reason number 9... by fak3r · · Score: 0, Troll
    1. Re:Reason number 9... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Continued copying of *all* of Apple's inovation....stolen from PARC..

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  35. As for Dvorak by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are more than 8 signs that Dvorak is a gasbag. I site his numerous rambling predictions in the past that have turned out to be wrong more often than not. He just likes trying to raise a stink to maintain his dwindling readership.

    1. Re:As for Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your post doesn't situate anything. Instead, you cite without a proper link.

      [/grammarant]

  36. Except for no. 8, is anything new? by hackstraw · · Score: 1


    Seriously:

    1) delayed and cut features have been status quo from the beginning, at least with Windows OS releases.

    2) Nothing new in Office. Aside from new document formats, there has been little new for years from what I hear.

    3) MSN has been nothing really since WebTV and that was a failure as well.

    4) MSN search. That will succeed if they are allowed to slap that into IE by default, just like bundling IE.

    5) Xbox 360. Dunno, the PS3 and the game market will determine this. From what I understand the 360 is a decent gaming platform, but lacking in games at this time.

    6) Pad based computing. Microsoft has had a number of products fail, but Windows Tablet edition is not that significant of a product and it will sell as long as tablets will sell.

    7) .NET - dunno. Visual Studio has done well, Microsoft's version of Java died for some reason. Regardless of .NET's success, I don't see Microsoft's development environments going anywhere before Windows and derived platforms go away as well.

    8) Google. Microsoft has never liked competition. The funny thing is that they silently ignore Apple because (IMHO) they can't touch them.

    However, I do see MS as becoming kinda obsolete. They are _NOT_ a monopoly. Plenty of people use plenty of platforms and software products. MS does have a slight edge now because so many companies have custom/3rd party apps for their platforms, including DOS still to this day. Apps drive the OS. Once Windows apps are able to be virtualized or emulated in some way, the extra crap that comes with using windows might be their own demise.

    1. Re:Except for no. 8, is anything new? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      As a hardcore gamer, i guarantee that new xbox will be outclassed by new developments in pc graphics, sound, gaming hardware after 1 year of its launch.

      People do not generally take into account the fact that, the people who buy consoles happen to be people that came from Atari background, and have affinity with consoles - ie they are a group in hardcore gaming. However the similar crowd in pc gaming group, and what they are capable of doing with their absurd hardware produced by leading gaming hardware and peripherals manufacturers go way beyond consoles at any given time. On top of that we should take into account the fact that almost all standard pc owners are able to play recent titles with appealing detail in graphics and sound.

      Having said that, i think that the no console, leave aside xbox will never be the dominant gaming platform as long as there are pcs, but as they have a cult following microsoft will always make some profit there, unless ousted by competitors. REcently a microsoft spokesman had announced that ( i dont remember when it was) up to (that) point in time, ms had always lost money in xbox in order to gain foothold in gaming market.

    2. Re:Except for no. 8, is anything new? by freshman_a · · Score: 1


      Xbox 360. Dunno, the PS3 and the game market will determine this. From what I understand the 360 is a decent gaming platform, but lacking in games at this time.

      I agree the market will decide. Knowing a few people with Xbox360s, I don't so much hear complaints about lack of games, I think the complaint I hear the most is not being able to run some Xbox games on it. While I only need to have my PS2 hooked up to play PS1 and PS2 games, my roommate needs to keep both his Xbox and Xbox360 handy to be able to play all his games.


      Microsoft's version of Java died for some reason.

      The beauty of Java is that it's cross-platform friendly. As I understand it, Microsoft's implementation of Java wasn't all that cross-platform friendly (had platform-specific features), didn't support JNI, and a few other things - which resulted in Sun suing them, and winning. I think that had a lot to do with it. I'm guessing they didn't so much like the idea of supporting a technology that they couldn't use to tie developers and users to the MS platform.

    3. Re:Except for no. 8, is anything new? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      1) delayed and cut features have been status quo from the beginning, at least with Windows OS releases.

      Isn't this the status quo with most software?

      2) Nothing new in Office. Aside from new document formats, there has been little new for years from what I hear.

      Agree here. But honestly, what features are left that aren't already in Word?

      3) MSN has been nothing really since WebTV and that was a failure as well.

      No so sure on this one; people actually do use it to dial up to the internet still.

      4) MSN search. That will succeed if they are allowed to slap that into IE by default, just like bundling IE.

      I doubt that MSN by default will help them. People aren't going to change from something they like, especially considering how trivial it is to change this option. They'll only become better if they start doing some things the same as google.. one thing that keeps me from using it (besides irrelevent results) is that its graphics heavy.

      5) Xbox 360. Dunno, the PS3 and the game market will determine this. From what I understand the 360 is a decent gaming platform, but lacking in games at this time.

      The major hurt for the PS3 though is a lack of console... MS may come out on top on this one, I think its pretty likely. the original xbox was actually a pretty good console.

      6) Pad based computing. Microsoft has had a number of products fail, but Windows Tablet edition is not that significant of a product and it will sell as long as tablets will sell.

      Agreed.

      7) .NET - dunno. Visual Studio has done well, Microsoft's version of Java died for some reason. Regardless of .NET's success, I don't see Microsoft's development environments going anywhere before Windows and derived platforms go away as well.

      The .Net framework has taken off pretty well actually. So well that they are positioning it just like they did Win32; its going to be THE way to talk to the kernel in future versions of Windows. Think of the currentl redistributable as Win32s.

      8) Google. Microsoft has never liked competition. The funny thing is that they silently ignore Apple because (IMHO) they can't touch them.

      I'm sure no company likes competition :-) They ignore Apple because Apple is irrelevent in the computer world, and is never likely to become anything. I think the decision to go with x86 for future Apple's is a desperate attempt to gain some market share... but I think its likely to fail.

  37. It's not MS, it's Dvorak by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Slashdot has given about 8000 reasons why Dvorak is dead in the water.

    1. Re:It's not MS, it's Dvorak by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      In the meantime, he deserves his own Slashdot icon. Seriously, it's way past due.

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    2. Re:It's not MS, it's Dvorak by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      If Dvorak gets his own icon, what should it be? Maybe an Edsel wrecking into the Titanic while a scene from Disney's "Atlantis" is merged into the ocean water.

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  38. No more Dvorak, please by AaronPSU777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I will just pop in to say, as I have before, that Dvorak is a yellow journalist. He writes outlandish articles to get attention. Every time Slashdot posts his articles they lower themselves further into tabloid territory. If Slashdot doesn't care about credibility and is only concerned with getting as many viewers as possible then more power to them

    1. Re:No more Dvorak, please by Kris_Tuttle · · Score: 1

      Why isn't the focus on authors who bring some facts and figures. Opinions are just like air, maybe foul air at that. We have them and publish them for our friends but don't expect to get paid from them. Entries here should have some work behind them, not just a pundit throwing their random opinions into the ring. As such the topic itself isn't worth the time of day but I hope Slashdot will think about promoting media hype mongers.

  39. Come on, John, be consistent with your trolls by MustardMan · · Score: 1

    Just a couple of months ago, Dvorak was trolling that he thought Apple would switch to windows and now MS is dead in the water? Why would Apple, a company growing like crazy, switch to an OS from a company that's dead in the water? Make up your mind, troll... every time you write you make yourself look dumber and dumber.

    1. Re:Come on, John, be consistent with your trolls by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      It's the same way that horoscopes work, just make enough general statements that have at least some chance to hold and at one point you will be right. Since he makes so many widely scattering statements, there will always be a true one. Furthermore, people have a selective memory and will bias the hits over the misses, so he'll earn some predictory status over this in the end.

      Science this is not. I could probably show that by citing Popper or the like, if I had actually paid attention during philosophy class instead of sleeping and looking at the girls following the class.

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    2. Re:Come on, John, be consistent with your trolls by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Make up your mind, troll... every time you write you make yourself look dumber and dumber.

      And every time slashdot or digg (or both) links one of his pages and he gets nine zillion page impressions, he looks smarter and smarter.

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  40. Ten reasons Linux is dead in the water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use Linux and Windows daily. My experience has taught me a lot of things. These are undeniable facts about Linux:

    1. You can not play games on it.
    2. It cannot be used by my grandma.
    3. It lacks a GUI of any note.
    4. There is no support available for it.
    5. It is an assortment of fragmented distributions.
    6. It cannot be run on the x86 platform.
    7. You have to compile everything and know C.
    8. Support for the latest hardware is always poor.
    9. It is incompatiable with Windows.
    10.It is dying.

    1. Re:Ten reasons Linux is dead in the water by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Well two out of ten isn't bad...

      In case anyone is wondering, #5 & #8 are the only ones not full of shit . .

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    2. Re:Ten reasons Linux is dead in the water by JazzLad · · Score: 0

      Umm... #9 is accurate, I just wasn't aware of this being a bad thing.

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    3. Re:Ten reasons Linux is dead in the water by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Umm... #9 is accurate, I just wasn't aware of this being a bad thing.

      Depends what you mean by incompatible. With Samba I can share files, with Wine I can run some Windows Apps. With OO.o I can access most Office files, and with Mplayer I can play just about any video or audio format used in the Windows world.

      Not that I use this functionality often, but OSX on PPC isn't capable of running Windows apps in Wine and the Mac is considered a team player. I would say that Linux is equal to OSX for Windows compatibility.

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  41. Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    C'mon. He is supposed to be an "expert" but doesn't know what Groove is? Lotus Notes? Gee, John. What did Ray Ozzie do at the time he was recruited?

    MS is headed for diminshed expectation land - but Dvorak is like the IT version of Limbaugh. What a maroon.

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    1. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I'm serious. Groove is a rockin' piece of software. I had a version a few years back (2002) that worked well on a PIII-800 w/256MB RAM and a 56k dialup. Granted, only collaborating with one other person, but I was quite blown away when "it just worked".
      The Kool-Aid Kid, an MS sales rep I used to bump into on a regular basis said "Yeah, we saw it as a competitor to SharePoint, so we found the principal, and bought him."
      As with Visio, one hopes that assimilation by the Axis of Sinister Software (ASS) doesn't destroy a good product.

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    2. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The ONE thing he DOESN'T mention - also indicating he is an idiot, and has NO clue:

      The Office UI is 100% different form every previous Office version. 16 years of training - down the Toilet!

      I may be "better", but the adoption curve is huge, and the backlash will be tremendous. There is no "fallback" or "training-wheels" mode for the old Office UI - and it STILL won't render correctly under Vista. All of this has escaped Mr. Know-It-All Dvorak.

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    3. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For like 12 years MS hasn't changed the Office UI singificantly because of "training" issues, and everyone here flamed them for rehashing the same product over-and-over.

      Then they rethink the UI and people start going "OMG! Training!". Let's be realistic here -- a substantial portion of the userbase is still on MS Office 2000 -- companies will have at least 5 years to get ready to adapt to this, and by that time it will be quite easy to hire people who know the new UI.

      Slashdot is the kind of place where everyone thinks that enveryone should all switch to Linux/Mac/OpenOffice/Whatever tomorrow as the magic bullet. Nobody here ever seems to care about training until MS Office comes up.

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    4. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by SuperRob · · Score: 4, Informative

      For someone currently using the new Office beta, and having been intimately familiar with previous versions, I'd just like to say that the learning curve is suprisingly low. I've had little problem getting going with it, and my documents look arguably more polished now since some features are better "exposed" with the ribbon.

      On the flip-side, finding the options and changing defaults is trickier if you don't know what to look for. But overall, I think the "retraining" argument doesn't hold a lot of weight.

    5. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 3, Insightful

      MICROSOFT: No, no, don't move to Linux, it is different and you will have to retrain everyone!

      EVERYONE: But what about the new Office? It is totally different, and will require retraining everyone.

      MICROSOFT: Well...Uh...that is...uh...maybe so, but at least it isn't Linux!

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    6. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be an atypical Office user - capable of both learning new skills and adapting to changing situations. I've known many with opposable thumbs you have a HUGE jump on. I wish you the greatest of success and many offspring interested in removing some of the idiots I've worked with from the evolutionary ladder.

    7. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Luscious868 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So let me get this straight. People bitch and moan about Vista because there will be nothing new and they bitch and moan about Office 2007 because too much is new. Microsoft is damned if they do and damned if they don't.

    8. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      The Office UI is 100% different form every previous Office version. 16 years of training - down the Toilet!

      People need training?! To use Office?!

      Wow... just wow.

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    9. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      So all that time I spent learning OSX wasn't wasted??? Thank the Deity!!!

      I have first dibs on the M$ domain.....

    10. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1
      Boo-hoo, that's what happens when you're the "800-pound gorilla" in the room. Eeven the slightest twitch will get you a ton of feedback, good or bad. I might just able to feel sorry them if they weren't this huge, very rich near-monopoly.

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    11. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No, they don't need training to use Office...as long as they don't want to experiment with the power features.

      Which is sad, really. Several hundred dollars worth of software is used by the majority as nothing more than glorified Notepad.

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    12. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Then they rethink the UI and people start going "OMG! Training!". Let's be realistic here -- a substantial portion of the userbase is still on MS Office 2000 -- companies will have at least 5 years to get ready to adapt to this, and by that time it will be quite easy to hire people who know the new UI.
      Slashdot is the kind of place where everyone thinks that enveryone should all switch to Linux/Mac/OpenOffice/Whatever tomorrow as the magic bullet. Nobody here ever seems to care about training until MS Office comes up.

      A new UI is going to confuse a user for all of 5 minutes while they navigate through it and find where their favorite functions are ... provided that said user had any clue what the fuck they were doing in the first place.

      Your typical go-through-the-motions formulaic user who merely repeats a set of memorized steps with no understanding of what they are doing and why may have problems, however. The thing is, if you subsidize something, you tend to get more of it. Do we really want to go to any great lengths to make life any easier for people who just want to be automatons? And is this the kind of element that we would like to see thrive in our society? Resistance to change (rather than fascination by it) and a hatred of learning (rather than a joy of discovery) also go with the package when you are talking about this type of person, not to mention they tend to be content with mediocrity as evident by a lack of a deep understanding of their skills and the tools necessary to perform them.

      What would you think about an automobile mechanic who knew internal combustion engines inside and out, but who felt that how to properly and safely use an engine hoist or a floor jack or any other machine necessary to perform his job was knowledge suitable only for the machinists who built them? Or how about a doctor who knew all about the human body but who felt that knowledge of pharmacology was only for drug companies? I feel the same way about anyone who must use a computer as a tool in order to perform their job but who feels that anything resembling a deep understanding of this tool is "only for technicians" and not only does not know, but does not want to know.

      Shit goes wrong, things happen, events don't work out as planned, programs crash, computers get misconfigured. Why the hell would anyone find it desirable to be unprepared for these things when they happen to a tool that has become so indispensable? People who give a damn about excellence enjoy learning something new each day about the things they do and the tools they use. And no, everyone can not and probably should not be a computer specialist, but when someone has been on IRC every day for the last three years and still needs handholding to register a nick, or when someone has used e-mail for seven years and has never heard of blind carbon copy, you have to wonder what the hell is wrong with them and how much it could be holding back our brightest people when they have to deal with an environment (read: nearly all of them) which caters to this kind of mediocrity.

      As an aside, if you want to know frustration, start expecting better of people than they do, based on a realistic idea of what is and is not possible. But either way, why do we support people who are willfully helpless?
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    13. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course we do. As soon as training is required, corporations might as well retrain for OpenOffice.

      Understand that we here don't mind retraining for new things. The point here is that once retraining is requried anyway, it is in our favor. The only think keeping MS Office on top is the lack of retraining.

    14. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Know what's funny about this?

      I'd almost be willing to say that moving to an OS solution would require LESS training than upgrading to Vista. Even so, I don't think there is all that much "training" required to move to open-source alternatives - in some cases, maybe, but moving from Word to OpenOffice Writer, for most, will be a non-event.

    15. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by trentblase · · Score: 1

      I think you mis-stated the premise. Instead of "People bitch and moan about X because Y", it's really "People bitch and moan."

    16. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Embedded2004 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The sooner companies realize this the better.

      All the companies I've worked for recently give all their engineers MS office licences. Why?!? No engineer that I saw used it for anything more then extremely simple stuff.

      The only people that needed it, that I saw, were the tech writers. If an engineer is needed to proof read it, just send it as a PDF or have them install OpenOffice.

    17. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Yeah... and those are definitely the only two options. There's no possible way they could provide innovative new features while maintaining the essence of the user interface. That's just nuts. No one's ever done that. *cough*OS X*cough*

    18. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by rapidweather · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So Dvorak missed a point or two.
      Having a new UI for Office is not (in itself) a reason for another sign MS is dead in the water. I agree that re-training would only involve those who were trained on the earlier version, not on new trainees.

      It's important to throw all the "eight signs" out on the table, because of the hit the stock (MS) has taken this week with the new spending directions "mostly designed to head off the likes of Google" as WSJ puts it (May 3, 2006, Marketplace, B1 column 1.
      WSJ goes on to say,
      Shares have been stagnant for 3 1/2 years, and the shareholders thought that bringing out Vista and a new Office would reward them for their patience.

      So, there are "shareholders", and they expect a return.

      Office runs on Windows, not linux, so the underlying problem of Windows being insecure when on the Internet is behind it all. Solving those security problems may be what is delaying Vista, not just designing some more eye-candy.

      Will the shareholders start to move away from Microsoft?
      Good thing that the problems are being discussed openly here, for Microsoft needs to get something to market, and have a product to sell. Not just promises.

    19. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's the counter argument:

      MICROSOFT: Are you retraining everyone for something better, or are you using something that's "10 years behind" like OpenOffice.

      The idea being that the new Office UI improves effeciency and therefore has a Training ROI and isn't just gratuitiously different.

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    20. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right, Dvorak is a --whatever. OK Mikro-suck drones, get off the 'net and go back to pretending to improve Win-Dums

    21. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Oh, there's been a metric shitload of bitching about the OS X UI as well. Maybe if you just switched you missed the first three years of OS 9 Backlash.

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    22. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      I said this in the other comment, but there is an argument that the new MS Office UI will be so good/effecient/fantabulous that it will be worth training people for.

      OTOH, I don't think you could make that argument about OpenOffice's UI, so the training becomes an "expense" and not an "investment".

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    23. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Funny

      are you using something that's "10 years behind" like OpenOffice

      Certainly not 10 years behind... My kids have been using OpenOffice for all their schoolwork for the past two school years and I'm yet to see a BSOD.

      There's a lot to be said for being cheap, reliable, portable and standards based.

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    24. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm yet to see a BSOD.

      People who talk about BSODs are not welcome at Slashdot anymore. Because, you know, it shows that you pretty much suck at being a computer nerd.

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    25. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The Office UI is 100% different form every previous Office version. 16 years of training - down the Toilet!
      A few years back some places used to get you to list every piece of word processing software you could use, even if you were applying for an engineering position. My argument back then, which still applies, is that if you've used more than one word processing package it only takes a day to be useful in another and you've seen enough of the manual to be able to find the wierd stuff later on.

      If you've only learned to use the MS packages and you've been taught by some braindead visual learning method of menu navigation then you are, of course, screwed when things move - paticularly if you are not in the habit of reading documentation.

      Dvorak of course is the same guy that screamed that the system idle process was eating all of his CPU time, and shouldn't be taken seriously unless he is relaying information from a credible source.

    26. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      you pretty much suck at being a computer nerd

      I hear you... I spent an entire hour to get the 1.5 JDK and Tomcat running on my Ubuntu box last night... very disheartening. Perhaps I should just stick to Eclipse RCP and forget all about J2EE.

      Todays TLAs were brought to you by the letters I, B, M and the number 42.

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    27. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by vtcodger · · Score: 1
      Considering how awful the Office UI has been traditionally, and how few users ever get formally trained in using it, it seems unrealistic to reject the new interface just because it's different. It could easily be better, and isn't likely to be worse ... I mean how bad can it be?

      Lack of a 'Classic Mode' ... That could well be a legitimate complaint. Depends on whether the new interface is actually well designed and intuitive.

      Does the new UI include fixing Excel's non-standard and non-intuitive clipboard usage? Probably not. For some reason, Microsoft has always seemed to be very proud of the Excel UI. I can't think why.

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    28. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Skreems · · Score: 1

      A lot of people are not willing to put in the time and effort to become knowledgeable computer users. They WANT to be "point and click automatons" as you put it. Lots of these people work for businesses. They and their employers are willing to pay money for a program that gives them what they want. Like it or not, businesses are not mechanisms for social change in our culture.

      In some ways this isn't even a bad thing. Society functions at the level it does because we have specialization. I don't have to know how to change the crankshaft on my car, because someone else knows how to, and will trade me that service in exchange for my own specialized services. Yeah, it would be nice if we could rely on users a bit more to use software intelligently, but sometimes simplifying a UI can help direct the development of an application and lead to something better in the long run as well.

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    29. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope. I was unable to quickly find the appropriate options I wanted in OO.o Writer despite knowing *exactly* where they were in Word.

      Learning curve yes, I can deal with, but too often Linux and OSS alternatives - whilst in most cases being equally stable and useful products - are marketed as being "Just like Windows" or "Just like Office".

      I've been working with the Vista CTP for a while now, and the learning curve from even Windows 2000 is virtually non-existant. Getting used to a similar level of functionality I'm used to in Windows in Linux took me a good few days.

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    30. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by stevejobsjr · · Score: 1

      As the Spice Girls wisely said:

      Too much of something is bad enough...
      Too much of nothing is just as tough.

    31. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by eikonos · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight. People bitch and moan about Vista because there will be nothing new and they bitch and moan about Office 2007 because too much is new.

      People are bitching about Vista because new functionality like WinFS was dropped, but a new skin was added -- the buttons are all in the same place, they just look different. People bitch about Office because the UI was totally altered (not just reskinned) and the Classic interface is gone. The buttons look a lot different and they're not in the same place they used to be.

    32. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by the_wesman · · Score: 1

      yeah - and lately it seems like they're doing a lot of "don't"

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    33. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Well, what are they, exactly?

    34. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Tweekster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those are different people. I know this is a tough concept of to grasp, but slashdot is not a cohesive force all agreeing on one robust arguement.

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    35. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by jdeluise · · Score: 1

      Actually, OpenOffice.org's inconsistency and lack of enterprise features will certainly keep it out of large corporations. Its poor performance and overall rough look-and-feel will likely keep it away from the majority of home users that want a decent experience unless they can't afford MS Office (which is about the only drawback of MS Office as far as I'm concerned...for home use).

    36. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by roosterx · · Score: 1
      So let me get this straight. People bitch and moan about Vista because there will be nothing new and they bitch and moan about Office 2007 because too much is new. Microsoft is damned if they do and damned if they don't.

      You're new around here, aren't you?

    37. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they are! Bitching about Microsoft has been a favorite pastime among Microsoft users for over twenty years now, kid.
        I still remember my first copy of MS-DOS. My older geek friend advised me on all the MS-provided tools that I should delete (as they sucked royally) and what to replace them with. Complete with a rant about how X, Y, and Z were supposed to be fixed/added with this release but were either missing or broken, and how this was typical MS.
        I came to bitch about Microsoft a lot over the years. Using something that costs money and is obviously broken in many ways, often in a region you have no chance to fix, is bound to make you bitch. Sometimes it's the only thing you can do.
        Not always, though. See, these days, I don't bitch much about Microsoft, since I use Linux now for almost everything. The exception is when I want to play Oblivion and have to deal with it, or when I'm called to fix my brother-in-law's virus-riddled PC yet again.

    38. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 0

      . Do we really want to go to any great lengths to make life any easier for people who just want to be automatons?

      Well if "we" is American Capitalism, then the answer is resoundingly YES.

      I'm sympathetic to what you're saying here, but the facts are that MS Office is requried but not very highly rewarded skill, and therefore there's a fair amount of automatons in the secretarial/mid-managerial ranks.

      And, if you can't hack the Help Desk, I strongly suggest finding a job where you're at least 2nd Tier rather turning into yet another dickheaded "computer guy".

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    39. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      You're new here, aren't you.

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    40. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by syousef · · Score: 1

      Oh for goodness sake I know this is /. but could people be more rude, dismissive and intentionally misrepresentative of other user's comments if they tried??? The complaint was NOT about new features or new anything else but about a lack of functionality to make transition to a totally new interface.

      It's this simple. An upgrade should provide you with more features AND be easier to use. You're paying for it, so there should be a benefit. When you have to struggle to get back to where you started, the vendor deserves criticism.

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    41. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by flacco · · Score: 1
      OTOH, I don't think you could make that argument about OpenOffice's UI, so the training becomes an "expense" and not an "investment".


      it's an investment in not paying for office upgrades anymore.

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    42. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by flacco · · Score: 1
      People who talk about BSODs are not welcome at Slashdot anymore. Because, you know, it shows that you pretty much suck at being a computer nerd.

      ...because it's an admission that you're actually using windows.

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    43. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by KwKSilver · · Score: 1
      why do we support people who are willfully helpless?
      That's the kind of folks many businesses like to hire: semi-infantile. "I don't wanna learn/try nuthin new!! And you can/'t make me!!!" Is that not the mentality that MS had beem pandering to all these years?--at least since Windows 3.1?"
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    44. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Informative

      and it STILL won't render correctly under Vista

      Not true, don't make me post links to screen shots all over the web of Office 2007 on Vista. Do a search Office 2007 screenshot Vista

      There is title bar rendering issues with some chipset drivers under the glass model, but it was 'known' in the Office 2007 beta notes, as it wasn't even until the 'technical' release of Office 2007 that they even allowed Office 2007 to install on Vista, there is nothing happening with Office 2007 on Vista that was not disclosed or expected. Not to mention that it runs with no rendering or display issues on the majority of test installations.

      As for the UI learning curve, if tabs instead of menus confuse you, you might want to work with something other than comptuers. The Tab to Menu paradigm is the only major UI change, although it does LOOK different, so I guess that might scare people that actually HAVEN'T used it.

      So just as Dvorak, you are out to prove you have no freaking clue about what you are talking about as well?

    45. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by alanoneil · · Score: 1

      More like, Microsoft don't change a thing for years, yet still charge $300 for Office $YEAR when Word '97 or whatever is actually a decent piece of software (ignoring macro viruses). Now that they change something, it's an utterly pointless change.

      Imagine paying a $3k upcharge for the new model year of car simply because they now offer it in Forest Green. What's the point? They have to raise the price because more people are just getting Office free from their teenage kids with KaZaA?

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    46. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      If only.

    47. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Emeye · · Score: 1

      Microsoft being damned in genreal seems to be the general consensus around here...

    48. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Microsoft is damned if they do and damned if they don't.

      Too many words....let me fix that for you.

      Microsoft is damned.

    49. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by sempf · · Score: 1

      I have done a ton of work with Office 12 and users, and the curve isn't as bad as you think, I swear. It looks like it will be, but I was really impressed with how fast everyone got the ribbon bar.

      Seriously, though, the fact that he overlooked the OpenDocument blows me away. You can now construct an Office document on the server that can be read by several different software suites - including Microsoft - with out invoking a black box. Might ... just ... change ... everything.

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    50. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      there is an argument that the new MS Office UI will be so good/effecient/fantabulous that it will be worth training people for.

      Having seen it, I don't think so. There often has to be a compromise in UI design between efficiency for experienced users and discoverability for beginners, and in Office 12 Microsoft has aimed for the latter. That makes sense from their point of view - they believe their office suite is more powerful (has more options) than their competitors, so they are trying to make that power accessible to new users.

      The cost though, is that the new UI is less efficient for those who are already competent, and I suspect power users will dislike Office 12.

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    51. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by st1d · · Score: 1

      If MS is damned, that's only because they've damned themselves. As other folks have pointed out, MS's sales pitch for years has been, "Don't even waste your time looking at alternatives, you'll end up spending more retraining users, and will lose productivity".

      Now, in twin attempts to lock in users, as well as catch up with the innovations in F/OSS, MS is revamping it's whole software stack. The problem for MS is simply that they've told the same lies for so long, that people accepted them, and now MS can't simply stand still and hope F/OSS goes away, it has to either provide the features F/OSS offers users, or find a way to dissuade users from making the move to alternative software. After years of relative stagnation in their product line, MS now has to implement a ton of changes to both the interface and the underlying software in a fairly short amount of time.

      So, what you are actually hearing, are users of F/OSS laughing about how far behind MS is in adding REAL functionality to their software, and the complaints of the MS guppies regarding how confused they are now that MS has changed the few things they have gotten around to doing.

      Of course, all this is meaningless, because Vista hasn't been released yet. The way things are going, Vista's list of improvements will read (to F/OSS users) something like: "Um, MS changed the window hue a percentage point, added a new folder to the directory structure, and made sure it's a pain in the butt to search google. They make how much in profits a year?"

      To "normal" windows users, Vista will be like: "Oh my god, so much has changed! I mean, a new folder, colors, and I have to use a new search engine??! My god, sign me up for those courses, before I lose my job because I haven't learned how to master so many new things! Why would MS do this to me? Why, god, why?!!"

      But that's just my speculation, based on, well, the last decade... :)

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    52. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by st1d · · Score: 1

      No doubt. On the other hand, the more important question is, once you got used to it, was it worth the time you spent? For some people, the answer would be no. For many others, however, even a considerably longer amount of time is worth the ability to run a pile of applications that most people simply couldn't afford if they had to buy windows equivalents (even if those are "better" in some ways). For another group of people, not living under the shadow of spyware, adware, virii, etc., even if the extreme severity is imagined, makes the time worth the investment. Especially those who use their home systems for work-related items, yet have to share the system with their kids. It's unlikely they're going to inadvertantly destroy large parts of the system by accident, leaving you explaining to your boss why you were too damn cheap to buy an extra one for them.

      The list goes on, but I'd bet most people, at least those who rely on their computers for one reason or another (even if it's just because they have an internet, email, or chat addiction) would be more than happy to have a less vulnerable system that offers a ton of great software, even if it took them months to find their comfort zone.

      Of course, the key thing to remember is that comfort != usability. You can use your Linux system even if you're not terribly proficient at it. It's just different, and sometimes it might take a minute to figure out where an item is in a menu, or learn that a function has a different name than it's MS equivalent.

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    53. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by st1d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot one group. Consider the following:

      MS Office, several hundred dollars, the defacto standard for documents.

      OpenOffice, free or up to $100, pretty much the same thing, and fairly capable of converting MS Office documents in both directions.

      How about the people that DON'T want to afford MS Office? You know, the ones that would rather have a second, cheap computer for the kids for the price of MS Office Pro? The ones that would rather have a better video card for their favorite game, or a couple gig more memory? The ones that would rather pay the rent on their apartment, or a month on their college tuition.

      The list goes on, but if I were MS, this would be the group I would be most worried about.

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    54. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is almost entirely concerned with its enterprise and business customers when it comes to Office, because that's where the money is. Home users make up a surprisingly small part of the pie.

    55. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by st1d · · Score: 1

      Funny as hell, and kind of painful considering that I just posted a couple comments that all landed in a row. Apparently clicked the wrong "reply" part, or maybe slashdot's flaky tonight. Urgh!!! :)

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    56. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by st1d · · Score: 1

      Yep, slashdot's flaky tonight, the normal reply links don't work. If this posts correctly, you have to post using the reply link on the page after you click the main page reply link. Nice job folks... :-(

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    57. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I'll give you a hint, people always bitch when they have to spend money they don't want too. Nothing new in vista, then why am I paying to upgrade windows (most people got sick of upgrading after win98). My current office suit is good enough, they why do I have to pay for a new verion (true since office 97)

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    58. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And FOSS is the little monkey in the corner, quietly being spanked.

    59. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by gerrysteele · · Score: 1
      • tomcat is a servlet container not a j2ee platform.
      • It took me several minutes to get 1.5 and tomcat running... I can only assume you spent the rest of that hour posting on /.
    60. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by DrXym · · Score: 1
      For like 12 years MS hasn't changed the Office UI singificantly because of "training" issues, and everyone here flamed them for rehashing the same product over-and-over.

      I've often wondered why OpenOffice don't capitalise on this. You can customise OO menus and toolbars, rearranging the buttons and so on. Why not ship with two toolbar sets - an OpenOffice one and a Microsoft look-a-like. Upon first invocation offer the user the choice. People who like MS Office would pick the MS Office layout. This would considerably lower the learning curve although there are differences that would still require some retraining.

      After all, it's exactly what Microsoft have done themselves. Excel and Word offered Lotus & Wordperfect users layouts and migration tips so why not give MS a taste of their own medicine?

    61. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by bhalo05 · · Score: 1

      That's it. At last you get the purpose of slashdot! ;)

    62. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by int19h · · Score: 1

      Hey, we all have different reasons for damnation. No sweat.

    63. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by shilly · · Score: 1

      You know, your example of a car is instructive. Computer users are the equivalent of drivers, not auto mechanics. Most drivers want to be able to drive effectively, not have a "deep understanding of their car" -- and they rely on important consistencies in interface to be able to do it. For example, the accelerator, brake and clutch pedals are in the same place in virtually every car you'll ever get in to. Pissing around with a UI and then complaining that users aren't sufficiently flexible is, frankly, crackers. Most office workers are paid for the skills and expertise in something other than computers -- handling customers, analysing a market, creating a new product etc etc. Time spent mastering technology is time not spent on those core activities.

    64. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Worse, if you are seeing a BSOD because of software then you are probably using Windows9x.

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    65. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Casualposter · · Score: 1

      It's not new. It's just different. You spend 6 months getting your people trained. Then two years of putting along just fine. Now along comes MS and "improves" their software so that you can spend another 6 months learning how to do the same thing on the "new" software. It does the SAME thing only in a different way. No better, faster, more reliable. Nope. Just different. Had lots of issues like this moving from office 2000 to 2003. More headaches and no descernable benefits.

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    66. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Alioth · · Score: 1

      The people bitching about Vista and the people bitching about Office 07 are not necessarily the same people. There is more than one person who comments to Slashdot - opinions on each side are to be expected!

    67. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said: A new UI is going to confuse a user for all of 5 minutes while they navigate through it and find where their favorite functions are ... provided that said user had any clue what the fuck they were doing in the first place.

      You seem to forget that most users (like ours here) are "dumber than a bag of hammers". Maybe it's because we're a union shop and there's no incentive to learn ... glad I'm not in it!

    68. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      A new UI is going to confuse a user for all of 5 minutes while they navigate through it and find where their favorite functions are ... provided that said user had any clue what the fuck they were doing in the first place.

      I think you would be surprised in a typical large company just how many people really *don't* have a clue when it comes to computers. It's a rather sizable percentage.

      AOL's entire userbase comes to mind... One person I know with a cablemodem pays EXTRA for AOL because she just can't come to grips with changing the UI. Of course, this same person also can't figure out how to save an email message either.

      Never underestimate the stupidity (when it comes to computers) of the average person.

    69. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by wbren · · Score: 1

      I think people are complaining that there's nothing new in Vista, and there's so much different (not new and innovative) in Office.

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    70. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by westlake · · Score: 1
      Do we really want to go to any great lengths to make life any easier for people who just want to be automatons? And is this the kind of element that we would like to see thrive in our society?

      Most of us go through life automating everything that is of secondary interest or value.

      That is why the superhet with two dials replaces displaces the regenerative receiver with three or four.

      Radio in the twenties twenties was dominated by hobbyists and engineers. In the thiries it becomes mass popular entertainment and the technology recedes permenently into the background.

      The skill sets that are essential to the first generation of users disappear in the next. This is the norm and not the exception.

    71. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      The UI changes don't confuse me... Aside from hunting down the minor feature or two that are now non-evident on the "Ribbon" (not "tabs").

      You obviously haven't worked with the hordes of "knowledge workers" if you think this is a minor shift for them.

      Tilebar rendering problems are not minor, when they make invisible the "close" and "minimize/maximise" controls! This is with the WDDM drivers for both the most popular nVidia cards, and the only Glass-capable ATI I have found in a laptop.

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    72. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't worked with the hordes of "knowledge workers" if you think this is a minor shift for them.

      Would you believe I do instruction training for business productivity, including Office and Open Office?

      I know that the initial shock may see big to people, but in what tests we have deployed in the beta with the same apprehension as you express has proven us wrong more than we would have thought.

      The offset of the intial reluctance by users was easily outweighed by an increase in usage of the applications. Many users were impressed that the 'new' version (as they put it) could do so many things, and then when asked for examples, they demonstrated features that have been in Office for several years, they just never had noticed them or tried them because the features weren't so easily apparent.

      Of all the MS divisions, the Office Development team tends to be on the upper scale of not only end user testing and real innovation, but also putting out fairly solid products. The new UI is also a demonstration they don't fully have their noses up the Windows Developer's butts. The Office developers also seem to have a good pulse on things non-Windows as well, considering MS Word and Excel got their success in the Mac world this isn't a big surprise.

      This is why it also refreshing to see MS Office on a Mac work like a true Mac Applications. Some people forget that there is a portion of people at Microsoft that are die hard Mac fans and developers, and the Office division is one of the best examples.

      I really don't think the Office 2007 UI will be a bust, I think we will see users get more out of the software as our test have shown. But I could be very wrong, and if I am, this is the time for other Office solutions to get their foot in the door. My only request from the competition, don't offer 'just enough', pump your next versions to be as feature complete or even more advanced than 99% of MS Office, even if you scale back or hide the complexity.

      Tilebar rendering problems are not minor, when they make invisible the "close" and "minimize/maximise" controls! This is with the WDDM drivers for both the most popular nVidia cards, and the only Glass-capable ATI I have found in a laptop.

      I don't fully disagree, but remember that the Office 2007 beta is not even a 'beta' build, the last release was a TR. Also I was amazed that MS even permitted a Beta on Beta installation, as this is not usually a good thing at this stage in the cycle. If either product was a RC stage, that would be different.

      Also for the missing buttons, I have seen it too, we have units here with the same problem, including my personal 'baby' laptop. The buttons are there, just not visible, also you can access the features of the buttons from the Office drop down Menu on the left or using the defautl keystrokes, Alt-Space, etc etc.

      Good luck and I apologize to everyone for the terse nature of my previous post, call it a bad day. However, I did feel that of all things to be picky about a beta on beta installation where these problems were known is not something to call a major issue. (Also note the WDDM drivers in Vista have change 10 fold in the past year, and with the new layers of complexity, it is not surprising tha NVidia/ATI and even MS themselves are still adjusting with each release. Just the Virtual GPU tasking and Memory sharing are more revisions, not only to the drivers, but a large paradigm shift in how video usually works on an OS.

      The WDDM drivers are actually the most buggy at this point because of the shift.

      Besides, there is no way MS is going to let Office 2007 look anything but flawless on Vista. Office is more of their bread and butter than a lot of people realize and it is also an opportunity to showcase some of the elegance of the Vista UI.

      Take Care...

    73. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. Yeah, I could be a little heavy on the riposte, too.

      Beta on beta is a big deal. I'm glad someone who works with training is able to provide extra input. (I'd friend you - I'm at a 400 limit rt now... :-) )

      For the new test release of Office 12, I wish they'd kept the "skin" for titlebatrand controls the same as the first pre-beta. It was beautiful in silver and blue - without looking like iTunes. The new black thing, with a giant "ball" menu... Big step back, from the aesthetics.

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    74. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by tfrayner · · Score: 1

      I don't agree.

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    75. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is damned if they do and damned if they don't.

      Actually, yes. You've figured it out.

      No, I'm certainly not meaning to be sarcastic.

    76. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      For the new test release of Office 12, I wish they'd kept the "skin" for titlebatrand controls the same as the first pre-beta. It was beautiful in silver and blue - without looking like iTunes. The new black thing, with a giant "ball" menu... Big step back, from the aesthetics.

      You can set the Color of the UI, it just defaults to Black on Vista. But you can change it back to the default Blue, or even change it to Black on WinXP.

      Look in the Options, it was kind of hidden in Beta 1, but is easier to find in Beta 1 TR.

      And personally, I think it should offer more than just the two colors (besides the jokes of it only offering black & blue). It should also conform to the OS UI Theme settings, IMHO, but so far that doesn't seem to be an option.

      Take Care...

    77. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by nugneant · · Score: 1

      Dvorak of course is the same guy that screamed that the system idle process was eating all of his CPU time{{cite}}

      (or, for those of you who don't speak Wiki - can someone please find a link for this? That'd be some DAMN good Sunday-evening reading :-P )

  42. Re:How About... nine signs. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny
    Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water

    Nine signs - Netcraft confirmed it.

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  43. Now I'm worried by Silent+sound · · Score: 1

    Lately I have witnessed several signs that Microsoft is in retreat on some fronts; and witnessed several things that Microsoft has done to customers and competitors which at one time they would have gotten away with without comment, yet when they have tried them recently it has resulted in significant public outcry.

    I have begun to periodically wonder if this means we are on the verge of some sort of sea change, about to reach some kind of "end of the beginning" point after which we will enter a new era; an era where the overriding theme of the computer industry is Microsoft's influence consistently and gradually waning as they are overcome, one product at a time, by the forces of a competitive market (as opposed to the old era, where the overriding theme was Microsoft's influence consistently and gradually increasing as the competitive market, one competitor at a time, is overcome by the force of Microsoft's monopolistic practices).

    However it is now clear to me this cannot be the case. After all, If John Dvorak thinks Microsoft is in trouble, then we can absolutely conclude Microsoft is healthier than they have ever been and is at no risk of finding themselves in trouble anytime soon. Stopped clocks may be right twice a day, but John Dvorak never is.

  44. Come on... by Shubalubdub · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is an enormous company, and they've got their tentacles into almost everything software nowadays--but Dvorak only mentions the things going wrong. What about SQL Server 2005? VS 2005? I wouldn't use them myself, but MS is doing good things there. He might dis Office 2007, but there's one good thing about it: Sharepoint. Ever tried to coordinate training teams at ten different locations? The e-mails get hard to deal with, fast. So what if 2k7 isn't revolutionary? Like he said, MS is dominant in office suites. They just need to give people a reason to upgrade to the latest version, and I think they've done well enough on that. Now if they could stop the "you're a blockhead, buy our stuff" Office ads...

  45. Wow, the guy actually makes sense for once by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    The article summary actually had some key points that actually seemed to be based in reality.... so I bit, and I'm amazed.

    Of course, the article contained not one new concept, just a mash up of gripes posted around the net about MS of late.
    So maybe today John just couldn't come up with a new troll topic and a pending deadline mandated he come up with *something*. And thus, John posts a non-inflamatory article that can actually be regarded as plausible.

    Perhaps a better headline would have been "A sign that Dvorak is dead in the Water"...
    Or has a case of writers block at the moment at least.

  46. 1980 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article's comments are basically the same things that were said about another corporate giant in the 1980s... General Motors.
    Somehow, they survived into the next millenium.

    Oh boy, could I have stumbled upon an unannounced marketing name for yet another a flavor of the same OS? Windows Vista / New Millenium Edition

    Slash N-M-E.... yup, it's my nme.

    I'll stick with my Fed-up-ora, thank you very much.

  47. Dvorak dead in the water by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

    How about somebody shooting Dvorak and leaving him 'dead in the water'. He would do everyone a favor.

  48. Get over Dvorak once and for all by Massacrifice · · Score: 1

    Is it possible to stop discussing this Dvorak guy's article entirely? He's been flooding the net with bullshit theories for a while now, and the consensus here is that he is a shill / troll / moron. If he hadn't been writing for deadtree magazines for years, nobody would give him any credit. His ideas are bad, he just speaks louder than the others to get attention and sell adspace for whoever who works for. Giving him more web presence doesnt seem like a solution to me.

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  49. I think the phrase is "going nowhere fast." by alcmaeon · · Score: 2, Funny
    "MS is going nowhere anytime soon"

    But this is a good approximation. :-)

    1. Re:I think the phrase is "going nowhere fast." by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Funny
      I predict M$ will be purchasing Halliburton after the Iran attack.

      They need their subsidiary, Kellogg-Brown-Root, to attack Dvorak!

      [No child left a dime....no billionaire left behind.]

  50. just like the old paradox... by Oswald · · Score: 1
    There is an old paradox:

    1. The following sentence is false.
    2. The previous sentence is true.

    The /. version goes like this:

    1. John Dvorak never gets anything right.
    2. John Dvorak says Microsoft is dead in the water.

  51. Eight signs John Dvorak is dead in the water by Evil+Closet+Monkey · · Score: 1

    Where is this article!?

  52. Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by WombatControl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think Microsoft is in any danger of dying - companies with billions of dollars in their war chest don't tend to die. What Microsoft will do is lose their dominance of the market to smaller, more nimble competitors. Microsoft is in the same position that IBM was in during most of the 1980s - they have a near-monopoly position in a maturing market, but they're struggling to adapt themselves to changing conditions.

    Like Microsoft, IBM was a massive corporation with an entrenched and risk-averse corporate culture. IBM had the same kind of market dominance and clout that Microsoft has now. IBM came out with their latest and greatest consumer machine in 1984 - the PCjr - but it was a horrendous flop because it didn't take the needs of users into consideration. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Windows Vista will be the same thing - a flop that came about because of a poor understanding of what users really want. I think that the LUA system in Vista will be as badly received as the PCjr's chiclet keys.

    IBM didn't die, but they did lose a lot of money and a lot of marketshare to smaller, more nimble competitors like Compaq. It was only after IBM started refocusing on their core competencies (big iron, blade servers, etc.) that IBM's really regained some of its strength - but even today it doesn't have near the dominance that it did now.

    The days of the Windows monoculture are starting to wane - Apple has a product that's more than competitive with Microsoft's offerings. Microsoft, like IBM back then, just isn't nimble enough to meet the demands of a changing marketplace. Microsoft's attempts to do vertical integration aren't working all that well - the XBox Division is bleeding cash left and right despite the popularity of their product, the online division is floundering to compete with Google, and businesses aren't going to retrain their staff to deal with Office 2007.

    Microsoft isn't belly up yet, and probably won't be for a good, long time, but their continued missteps may see them lose a significant amount of money and marketshare.

    1. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The days of the Windows monoculture are starting to wane - Apple has a product that's more than competitive with Microsoft's offerings.

      Yeah, I've been hearing that same old song for sometime. Now, remind me again of what Apple's public appeal has been aside from the iPod? Their marketshare is NOT increasing that much and will not.

    2. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by DarthChris · · Score: 1

      Whilst you make a good point, I really don't know what MS's strong point is. Can anyone point it out to me?

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    3. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by MasterC · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is in the same position that IBM was in during most of the 1980s...

      Wait, wasn't it MS that created MS-DOS that outshined IBM's PC-DOS which then became Windows? So it was MS that put the squash on IBM (at least in the OS category). Now that you claim MS is in IBM's spot, is this where we draw that MS will be squashed by another competitor in the OS market? Perhaps OS X or Linux?

      Then again I was in grade school when all of the above was being hashed out...

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    4. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Whilst you make a good point, I really don't know what MS's strong point is. Can anyone point it out to me?

      Mass and marketshare. They're too big to declare bankruptcy, and due to that old saying, "no one ever got fired for buying Microsoft", they have enough corporate mindshare that non-technical CEOs/CIOs will keep insisting on more Windows-based machines and refusing to consider alternate platforms.
      The downside of that is that it will eventually fade - over the next thirty years, unfortunately, as that generation retires.

    5. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by Laura_DilDio · · Score: 1

      Vendor Lock-in. Nothing they've released lately has been for the benefit of the consumer (end-user).

    6. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Wait, wasn't it MS that created MS-DOS that outshined IBM's PC-DOS which then became Windows?

      Umm, no. IBM didn't write an OS for their product. You had several options at the time, and the dominant one was CP/M. Microsoft sold a cheaper alternative, that was hundreds of dollars less and thus became popular.

      So it was MS that put the squash on IBM (at least in the OS category).

      No, IBM was not a software company during the 1980's. It tried, a bit, with OS/2 in the 1990's, but failed.

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    7. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by WombatControl · · Score: 1
      Now that you claim MS is in IBM's spot, is this where we draw that MS will be squashed by another competitor in the OS market? Perhaps OS X or Linux?

      I'm not so sure that the OS market is going to be all that relevant after a while. Microsoft's biggest problem isn't in the OS space - OS X could quadruple its market share and Microsoft would still have the dominant position. It's in other spaces - Microsoft (and everyone else) couldn't complete with the iPod. Microsoft's online services are getting creamed by Google. The XBox is doing well, but it's also a major drain on Microsoft's finances.

      Microsoft is losing because they have been trying to use their OS dominance to push everything else, while others are trying to compete where Microsoft is weak. Microsoft by nature can only lose market share - you can't get much higher than where they are now in a market. They have to find new sources of revenue to keep growing as the growth of the PC industry reaches saturation. Devices like the iPod are the future, and Microsoft isn't dominant in those spaces and doesn't seem like they have a great chance of replicating their success in the OS market elsewhere.

    8. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Unless they licence OSX to some major players.

      Which they won't.

      (Steve Jobs is a very smart guy who is just way too stubborn.)

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    9. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by FFFish · · Score: 1

      Out of curiousity, what do you see as Microsoft's "Core Competence"?

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    10. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by westlake · · Score: 1
      The days of the Windows monoculture are starting to wane - Apple has a product that's more than competitive with Microsoft's offerings.

      Half of Apple's revenues come from the iPod and iTunes.

      The iPod reached the take-off point only after the launch of iTunes for Windows. Apple knows how to leverage Microsoft's dominance of the consumer market to gain some temporary advantage. But nothing it has tried in twenty-five years has in the long run had proven to be a serious threat to Redmond.

    11. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      "Wait, wasn't it MS that created MS-DOS that outshined IBM's PC-DOS which then became Windows? [...] Then again I was in grade school when all of the above was being hashed out..."

      Tsk tsk tsk...Kids today... :^)

      There are some long, involved, and entertaining stories about the whole thing that you can find elsewhere. But, essentially, Microsoft wrote PC-DOS for IBM. Microsoft retained the right to sell it to other companies because IBM figured that there probably wouldn't be any other companies. So IBM figured that there wouldn't be any real harm in this.

      Of course, when Compaq did one of the first clones, they went to Microsoft to get DOS. Microsoft sold them MS-DOS.

      Part of what the parent is saying is that, way back when in the days before personal computers, IBM owned computing. It was IBM and the BUNCH (Buroughs, Unisys, NEC, CDC, and Honeywell?) and everybody went with IBM. This is one reason that the IBM PC sold so well--all the personal computers out there were "hobbyist toys." Only IBM made computers for serious computing professionals. Thus, when IBM made a personal computer, it was not some toy. It was a personal computer for serious computing professionals. No, it doesn't make sense, but that's how people thought about it at the time.

      Then in 1984, IBM came out with the IBM PCjr, which IBM figured would take the home computing market from Commodore, Atari, etc. in the same way that the IBM PC took the business computing market from Apple and the CP/M machines. But it didn't really work that way--consumers were pretty unimpressed with the IBM PCjr and IBM just didn't have the same brand panache at home as it did with business users. That and some pretty stupid technology--the chicklet keyboard--gave IBM a black eye.

      So, in theory, Vista may be Microsoft's IBM PCjr. Microsoft is expecting that, as soon as they release it, everybody is going to run out and buy the upgrade or a new computer. Why? Because it's "The Next Great Version of Windows." Much like IBM figured that everybody would buy IBM PCjrs because it was an IBM product. But, like the chicklet keyboard, Vista's new capabilities may not be enough to make people interested. A customer replacing a Windows PC may look at Vista but they might also look at Apple or Linspire.

      I'm not sure I agree with that, necessarily. They may look at Gateway instead of Dell. I'm not sure that real people think too much about Microsoft when they buy a computer.

    12. Re:Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by timmyboyers · · Score: 1

      Alas for IBM... they weren't nimble enough to keep their business going. Only $91.1 billion in revenues for fiscal year 2005. One of the largest companies in the world. For comparison - Microsoft only had $39.8 billion in revenues. Until you actually know something about the way a business works from the business strategy side, you may want to reconsider rising above your techie job into the CEO position. Most people regard IBM as one of the most successful companies today. Why will Microsoft survive and thrive - great business sense. The tech community may not like all their steps, but they know the business like no one else. Apple just can't seem to understand what common people really go for in computers (but they sure figured it out for music players). Linux just doesn't have a business side to it that really caters to the common man. Microsoft dominates unless someone can step up to the plate.

  53. He took the words right out of my mouth ... by neonprimetime · · Score: 0

    JOHN DVORAK did an excellent job writing this article. Exactly what I woulda said. Well done.

  54. nothing more than a dominant office suite by astrashe · · Score: 1

    The bit about the new version of office doing little more than maintain the company's dominance in office software sort of sums it up for me. What's it supposed to do? Entertain pundits?

    Suppsoedly, we in the linux community talk about how we like continuous upgrades. Nat Friedman of Novell said that in an interview. You don't come out with something revolutionary -- you just improve it continuously. We bash MS for not doing that.

    But here's this guy saying that the new release of windows isn't going to be new enough, not enough of a dramatic break with the past. It will probably run programs reliably, but it's not *exciting* or *entertaining*.

    It's probably going to plug a lot of the security holes they have now. Fewer people will run as Administrator. ActiveX won't be so dangerous. And that's really all that they have to do.

    1. Re:nothing more than a dominant office suite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But here's this guy saying that the new release of windows isn't going to be new enough, not enough of a dramatic break with the past. It will probably run programs reliably, but it's not *exciting* or *entertaining*.

      People bash it not because every update has to be exciting, but because they've been working on it for 6 years!

  55. in a related article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dvorak reportedly felt physical pain when his name was cited without the middle initial. Middle initials are apparently dead in the water as well.

  56. Is this before or after Apple switches to Windows? by norminator · · Score: 1

    Dvorak is the same guy who not very long ago said that Apple will ditch Mac OSX for Windows... But if Apple adopted Windows, wouldn't that make Windows almost the only desktop OS used by non-geeks? (I'm not saying anything bad about Linux/*BSD geeks, I'm just saying the general population doesn't use or understand the atlernative OSes.) It just seems to me that it's a contradiction to claim that almost all desktop machines will be running Windows, then say that MS is dead in the water...

    Bytheway, I don't, and wouldn't ever, believe that Apple would ever use Windows, I'm just stating what his claim was

  57. Longer Term by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

    Dvorak has some good points, but there is a lot of time (and cash reserves to fund that time) for MS walk the death march. Most of what he cites are very short-term issues. More significantly, the risks long term for MS are poor security, anti-DRM backlash, and the improvement of competitive alternatives, FLOSS or else. And like any other 500 lb. gorilla, MS can't react to the market very quickly. Dvorak is probably right insomuch that the stock will correct to reflect what MS actually is: a big company whose best days are behind them.

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  58. How much would you like to bet... by Kjella · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...that these comments will contain less than 10% of the regular Dvorak-bashing, because it happens to coincide with slashdot groupthink? I know many, many solid businesses whose success or failure will have little to do with the slight IT overhead of Windows vs Linux, and that are so entrenched in MS products and MS-only software it'll take decades to dig them out. Hell, our mother company recently purchased a core banking solution in Java, to replace the old system written in COBOL. Yes, COBOL in 2006. I've seen enough bluescreens around the world to know that many companies are equally tied to Windows. Read the recent MS financial reports? Yes the Xbox360 is a lackluster but they're raking in cash like never before on their cash cows.

    The only thing the stock investors aren't happy with is that Microsoft seems to be throwing all that money into a big black hole. And if they become the iTMS of general-purpose DRM, they'll have a lock-in of previously unmatched proportions (and that's saying a lot). Of course, again slashdot thinks the people will raise up in rebellion, which is optimistic at best. Mircosoft isn't anywhere near dead in the water. Think IBM in the 1980s and you're looking at dead in the water. Dead in the water is when your cash cows are sick and dying, and you're desperately soul searching to find a way to stay in business. Microsoft is suffering from nothing than not seeing any good business to throw money at.

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    1. Re:How much would you like to bet... by Too+many+errors,+bai · · Score: 1

      Less than 10%? Crimony, we're drowning in them already!

    2. Re:How much would you like to bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly your prediction on the bashing seems to have turned out wrong, I'd rather have seen more well thought our responses myself. As for MS going towards IBMs dead in the water, that remains to be seen I think. I imagine that by 2010 it will be more clear if MS is heading towards a major stall or not.

      One remark still though on yor idea of lock-in, while it is true that to totally replace something can take a very long time, it doesn't need to take anywhere near as long to make a very serious dent. Quite a few companies and goverments out there are willing to occasionally make big shifts, think of forinstance of the city of Munich or a company like Novell.

  59. Re:haven't we all agreed that dvorak is full of it by Ninjy · · Score: 1

    In 40 years from now, when a small and clumsy start-up sets the de facto standard for operating systems, and Microsoft is no more after they failed to embrace Internet5, and the google execs having given up on google ("We're rich, who cares!"), I expect dvorak to speak again -- whether alive or after waking up from his grave for it, to give us one final message

    "Ha ha! Told you!!"

  60. I think John is smoking crack by betelgeuse68 · · Score: 1

    Or wait, isn't meth all the rage these days?

    Anyway, MS is too big, too powerful and has money coming out of every orifice of its body (making analogies with the human anatomy). As much as I would like to see some competition on the desktop, I currently don't see any. Yeah, there's Apple, but sorry I don't want to pay a $1000 premium to Jobs for running Mac OS X.

    As much as I would like to run a LINUX desktop, I run too many games and one too many other small pieces of software that I like on Windows to jettison it.

    If I didn't run games, then yeah, LINUX would work. I'm perfectly comfortable with the idea of running Mozilla on LINUX and using OpenOffice and have done so in the past. So yeah, I can survive without Windows in a semi-business context where my duties are primarily technical. But running Half-Life2 at 2048x1536 like I can on Windows, well, LINUX stumbles there.

    When I buy a shrink wrapped game, I want to play the game (enjoy the content) not care about how to make it work on LINUX. The few ports I've seen to LINUX of games have not impressed me.

    Yeah I love, GNU, the bash shell, Apache, etc., etc., but the reality is, MS is here to stay.

    -M

  61. Microsoft Innovation by rlp · · Score: 1

    The problem is that Microsoft's two main R&D centers in Cupertino are justing not producing enough new and exciting innovations. The leader of one just stepped down and the other is concentrating on portable music.

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  62. IAD Says: by slashbob22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Inauthentic Paper Detector Says:

    This text had been classified as
    INAUTHENTIC
    with a 29.1% chance of being authentic text

    Nice Try Dvorak!

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    1. Re:IAD Says: by radtea · · Score: 1

      Totally OT, but I just tried the IAD on three papers, all written by me, and it correctly identified one that was a pure history paper from two that were more like science (one debunking a crackpot theory, the other dealing with interpretations of QM.) Very impressive!

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    2. Re:IAD Says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the market data in the cut'n'paste was throwing the IAD off. After taking out the numbers, the authenticity index actually *drops* to 19.8%.

    3. Re:IAD Says: by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Well, I tried this detector on this /. article with all the comments, and got that it has a 94.3% chance of being a human-written authentic scientific document.

      Which debunks the myth that this detector has any worth :-p

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    4. Re:IAD Says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a joke.. If you feed the IAD the first page of their own
      research paper you get:

      This text had been classified as
      INAUTHENTIC
      with a 32.8% chance of being authentic text

      Here's exactly what I posted:

      Using Compression to Identify Classes of Inauthentic Texts Mehmet M. Dalkilic, Wyatt T. Clark, James C. Costello, Predrag Radivojac {dalkilic, wtclark, jccostel, predrag}@indiana.edu School of Informatics, Indiana University, Bloomington, IN 47408 Abstract Recent events have made it clear that some kinds of technical texts, generated by machine and essentially meaningless, can be confused with authentic, technical texts written by humans. We identify this as a potential problem, since no existing systems for, say the web, can or do discriminate on this basis. We believe that there are subtle, short- and long-range word or even string repetitions extant in human texts, but not in many classes of computer generated texts, that can be used to discriminate based on meaning. In this paper we employ universal lossless source coding to generate features in a high-dimensional space and then apply support vector machines to discriminate between the classes of authentic and inauthentic expository texts. Compression profiles for the two kinds of text are distinctthe authentic texts being bounded by various classes of more compressible or less compressible texts that are computer generated. This in turn led to the high prediction accuracy of our models which support a conjecture that there exists a relationship between meaning and compressibility. Our results show that the learning algorithm based upon the compression profile outperformed standard term-frequency text categorization on several non-trivial classes of inauthentic texts. Availability: http://www.informatics.indiana.edu/predrag/fsi.htm . 1 Introduction When operating over a corpus of text there is a natural presumption that the text is meaningful. This presumption is so strong that neither the tools, like webpage search engines, nor the people who use them take into account whether, for example, a webpage conveys any meaning at all, even though the number of indexable webpages available is so large and growing [4]. And yet, a web search for the nonsensical sentence, Colorless green ideas sleep furiously, yields scores of thousands of hits on Google, Yahoo, and MSN. Of course this is no ordinary sentenceit is Noam Chomskys famous sentence that he constructed to illustrate that grammar alone cannot ensure meaning [10]. While the sentence is syntactically correct and can be parsed, it does not To whom correspondence should be addressed. possess any real meaning. But the important point is that the sentence is meaningless and has become part of the searchable text indistinguishable from any other sentence. Single sentences can seldom convey enough meaning and are therefore combined into texts or documents to provide some larger, more complex information. According to linguists, texts exhibit not only sentential structure, but also higher levels of structure, for example, the so-called expository structure that are meant to be informative, that is, scholarly, encyclopedic, and factual as opposed to, say, those intended for entertainment. These higher level distinctions can be somewhat problematic if taken too literally, but are useful nonetheless. We can take other perspectives too: there are global patterns that are only manifested when the text is examined in its entirety. For example, one kind of global text pattern is the adherence to a topic. Another example is discoursethe different kinds of meaning derived solely from the arrangement of sentences. To make clear the class of problem we are interested in examining, we provide the following definitions: Definition 1.1. An authentic text (or document) is a collection of several hundreds (or thousands) of syntactically correct sentences such that the text as a whole is meaningful. A set of authentic texts will b

  63. John Dvorak and Slashdot by debiansid · · Score: 1

    The more I see Dvorak submissions on Slashdot the more I'm convinced. John Dvorak himself probably submits his articles to Slashdot so that they get noticed (and ridiculed, but thats a different matter). Slashdot has become a guaranteed salary generator of sorts for Dvorak.

  64. Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok do you know those nerds that apparently have too much free time on their hands and like to make uberlong posts that refute parent posts sentence by sentence? They're pathetic, aren't they?

    Well I'll do just that right now, and I don't care what you think, CUZ I'M PISSED OFF.

    1. Vista OS. It's now so delayed that its consumer version will miss the 2006 Christmas season. It's now supposed to arrive in early 2007. Even when it does, all of its promised cool features have been removed and it appears to be little more than a gussied-up version of Windows XP. It appears as if it is going to be a great disappointment. This should have been the company's number one priority.

    For the developers and consumers, the coolest features are Aero Glass, Indigo, Avalon, Net 2.0 and the rest of the WinFX framework. They were ultra cool but now they are just "gussied-up" XP upgrade? Get your facts straight.

    Almost anything in Vista was rebuilt/enhanced: the framework, the interface, the IP stack, the color profiles, there's actually a new advanced printing standard, the audio system, EVERYTHING.

    So they dropped WinFS and a few other features for a later update, and suddenly the rest is "boring"? Gimme a break!

    2. Office 2007. There is nothing in this new suite that is going to do much more than sustain the product as a dominant office suite. Unfortunately seven different versions are going to be released which will just confuse things. A new enterprise version has been added which appears to have a Lotus Notes-like element called Microsoft Groove. This is being sold as some sort of solution for online collaboration. If it is anything like Notes it will create a lot of anguish with users.

    "If it is anything like Notes it will create a lot of anguish with users"? what kind of a nonsense argument is that?! Is this what you have as a sign MS is dead in the water. Have you used Office 2007, what would you do better than Microsoft if you were in their place? Just flamebaiting as always.

    3. MSN. Microsoft should have abandoned MSN a decade ago. There is a lot of talk about Microsoft becoming more of a publisher and selling advertising. Microsoft should be buying advertising not selling it. This is not a media publishing company; it's a software publishing company. Why people keep encouraging Microsoft to go in this direction is baffling.

    Maybe they should've stuck to making Basic compilers for 8-bit computers? Grow up, companies evolve and adapt to a changing market. You were whining when Microsoft was slow to discover the Internet, now whining they are discovering it.

    4. MSN Search Engine. Again more of the same and pointless. Selling ads

    Yea shit, selling ads and pocketing the money. Totally pointless, why would anyone care about this thing called uhmm, revenew... uhmm reveneu, revenue, what was it anyway? Totally pointless.

    5. Xbox360. The potential to become the dominant game platform and an eventual and enviable profit center. Unfortunately the company did not foresee the Sony delays and failed to manufacture enough units to satisfy the demand. This was an exhibition of poor planning and bad business intelligence gathering.

    That's total nonsense again. The initial shortage of units happened because of simultaneous world wide release. It had nothing to do with "foreseeing" the Sony delays.

    And right now Microsoft is making and selling enough units to meet the demand. So where is the damn issue?

    6. Pad-based computing. According to Gates just a few years back this was to become the dominant form of computing by now. What happened?

    You said Apple is buying Adobe, Adobe buying Microsoft buying RedHat buying the Moon and blah blah.

    What happened? What happened is you had no idea what you're talking most of the time, while Microsoft knows what it's doing most of the time. Noone is protected from errors, neither is Microsoft.

    7. Dot Net initiative. The .Net fra

    1. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by EricTheGreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      {loooooooonnnnnnng post snipped}

      A 926-word metaphor for what truly ails Microsoft: the company and its supporters spend more time defining and rationalizing why MS is great than they do making something great

      FWIW, yes, Dvorak is an idiot...

    2. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "1. Vista OS."

      For the developers and consumers, the coolest features are Aero Glass, Indigo, Avalon, Net 2.0 and the rest of the WinFX framework. They were ultra cool but now they are just "gussied-up" XP upgrade? Get your facts straight.

      For consumers? Really? Try Aero, but that's about it. Most users don't know what .Net 1 is, much less .Net 2.0.

      Almost anything in Vista was rebuilt/enhanced: the framework, the interface, the IP stack, the color profiles, there's actually a new advanced printing standard, the audio system, EVERYTHING.

      All under the hood... What's visible to users? More pop-up alerts for security stuff, and eye candy that looks like what Macs have had for several years. That's why Dvorak says MS is fading.

      So they dropped WinFS and a few other features for a later update, and suddenly the rest is "boring"? Gimme a break!

      No, just non-innovative. They also dropped Monad.

      "3. MSN."

      You were whining when Microsoft was slow to discover the Internet, now whining they are discovering it.

      They're "discovering it" a decade late. MSN was built to compete with AOL. Remember AOL? Yeah, they're still out there... but technically, so are Compuserve and Delphi. Why waste money on something that has already been obsoleted?

      "4. MSN Search Engine."

      Yea shit, selling ads and pocketing the money. Totally pointless, why would anyone care about this thing called uhmm, revenew... uhmm reveneu, revenue, what was it anyway? Totally pointless.

      Maybe you missed that line in the article about MS making gobs of money for years to come... but not innovating, and as a result fading in the public's mind. That's the point, not that they're going to declare bankruptcy next week.

      "5. Xbox360."

      And right now Microsoft is making and selling enough units to meet the demand. So where is the damn issue?

      The issue is that XBox is still a horrible money-loser for Microsoft, and they're not gaining marketshare fast enough for when the PS3 comes out. If Sony sells 1 million units in the opening weekend or 510k in the first 24 hours, like they did with the PS2, that's going to really hurt the XBox360. In all of 2005, MS sold a total of 1.5 million units... while Sony easily topped that in three days in 2000 with the PS2. If Sony launches the PS3 the same way, or better, the XBox360 will be left in the dust.

      Also, there are 100 million PS2s out there... and all of their games are compatible with the PS3. That's 100 million people that won't mind upgrading.

      I mean, they are just the largest software/IT company in the world, what were they thinking?

      IBM was the largest software/IT company in the world.
      Was.

    3. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by geekoid · · Score: 1

      wow, way to miss every. single. Point. You really must have your head really far up Bill's ass.
      So many places where you overreact..here I'll pick one:

      "Ah yea dot net, such a failure. "

      Dvorak did not say it was a failur, in fact he called dot net elegant, and said OS was almost as powerfull. So he PRAISED dot net. But there are open source solutions gaining wider adoption. The reason is, MS has not been able to deal with Open Source. Which is his point.

      So place places where your 'logic' is flawed. I'll pick one:
      "I mean, they are just the largest software/IT company in the world, what were they thinking?"

      Yes, because large companies never become dead in the water. Just lok at MS's stock prices...oh, wait. The stock prices alone indicate they are dead in the water.

      You do know 'dead in the water' means stagnating, not giong away, right? right? I didn't think so.

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    4. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      For the developers and consumers, the coolest features [of Vista] are Aero Glass, Indigo, Avalon, Net 2.0 and the rest of the WinFX framework.

      I know "Aero Glass" is the name of the latest flavor of UI eye candy. I guess that's pretty cool, maybe. The rest of that stuff, I have no idea what it is or why I would need it as a consumer.

      The initial shortage of [Xbox 360] units happened because of simultaneous world wide release.

      Which still demonstrates "an exhibition of poor planning and bad business intelligence gathering" on MS's part. Perhaps Dvorak is actually right, just for the wrong reasons.

    5. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by zenpiglet · · Score: 2, Informative

      "They also dropped Monad"

      Actually "Monad" is alive and well, now renamed to PowerShell.

      You can download RC1 here.

    6. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by adinu79 · · Score: 1

      Actually Aero Glass is about everything that is purely a Vista thing. WinFX is currently and will continue to be available on WinXP too.

    7. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by ZekeG4 · · Score: 1

      The funniest thing thing about Dvorak is that some people hate him enough to actually DEFEND Microsoft. Uncanny! Maybe they should hire him in their marketing department.

    8. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      IBM was the largest software/IT company in the world.
      Was.

      Actually, IBM is still MUCH bigger than MS. It is not owned by the richest man in the world, but it is a HUGE company. Perhaps MS is bigger in software, I don't know, but as an IT company, MS is dwarfed by IBM.

    9. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      I was going to respond to the crap you are saying on stuff you have no clue about; however, even if MS released an OS so perfect God himself came down and said this is divine, you would be the person to go, "Ya, but it doesn't support Hell 2.0 and they are using God for market hype."

      Give it up, you hate MS, that is fine, but quit posting your 'theories' or 'views' on crap you technically are very challenged in understanding.

    10. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      "Also, there are 100 million PS2s out there... and all of their games are compatible with the PS3. That's 100 million people that won't mind upgrading."

      But only 25 million of them still work.

      I'm on my 4th PS2 due to hardware failures. I only buy new ones because of my software library.

      I know how someone with 1000 movies on Betamax must have felt.

      I don't smoke, I keep the PS2's on a hard level surface, I don't move them around too much, but they die faster than hamsters.

      (not having owned an XBox, I don't know how they last, but my NES just needs gentle cleaning once in a while)

      I'm looking forward to a Wii.

    11. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by goezka · · Score: 1
      "In all of 2005, MS sold a total of 1.5 million units... while Sony easily topped that in three days in 2000 with the PS2."

      XBox 360 was lauched on Nov 22nd in the States. They sold 1.5 million by the end of November and would have sold more had there been no delivery problems. These numbers are for States sales only, whereas Sony's PS1 numbers are for sales in multiple countries. So I don't think that it is fair to compare single-country to a multi-country game console releases. Admittedly Microsoft should have either changed their marketing stragery to a multi-country release or produced more units before the release, but that's another topic.

      "... they're not gaining marketshare fast enough for when the PS3 comes out."

      I am not sure whether Sony will be able to beat MS in the market split. Of course, US will have more 360s and Japan will have more PS3s, but in other countries it would be a more even split. I think that Microsoft had the correct idea to be the first to release a 3rd gen console and now Sony is playing into their hands by postponing PS3 release and thus giving away a bigger marketshare to MS. If MS lowers the price of 360 before PS3 comes out, that will also increase their share of the market. Each one of these points might not be enough to win over PS3, but taken together they just might to make market distribution more even.

      "... all of their games are compatible with the PS3."

      I am not sure but I thought that XBox games can be played on XBox 360 since there is an emulator included with the system...

      All in all, I completely agree with you that XBox 360 is still a money-loser for Microsoft but I tend to think that the reason is the production costs and not the sluggish release strategy.

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    12. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      But only 25 million of them still work.

      I'm on my 4th PS2 due to hardware failures. I only buy new ones because of my software library.

      Hmm... YMMV, but I don't know about a 75% failure rate. I had a power supply fail in my PS2, just after the warranty was up. I called up Sony, described the blown capacitor smell, and got transferred up to their VP of QC. He Fedexed me a new PS2 and a return label to send mine back, free of charge, the next day.

      I find it helps to compliment them on their great equipment and games, and you 'just have one small problem...' And then get really technical on them.

      I'm looking forward to a Wii.

      Oh, don't let the hardware problems make you pissy. :)

    13. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      "In all of 2005, MS sold a total of 1.5 million units... while Sony easily topped that in three days in 2000 with the PS2."

      XBox 360 was lauched on Nov 22nd in the States. They sold 1.5 million by the end of November and would have sold more had there been no delivery problems. These numbers are for States sales only, whereas Sony's PS1 numbers are for sales in multiple countries. So I don't think that it is fair to compare single-country to a multi-country game console releases.

      Not so... From Wiki:
      When the PlayStation 2 launched in Japan in March 2000, Sony sold 980,000 units over the opening weekend.
      When the PlayStation 2 launched in America in October 26, 2000, Sony sold 510,000 units within the first 24 hours making it an average of selling 5-6 consoles per second.

      and from the 360 Wiki:
      By year's end Microsoft had sold only 1.5 million units; including 900,000 in North America, 500,000 in Europe, and a meager 100,000 in Japan.

      They sold their total of 1.5 million by the end of December, not November, and those numbers are world-wide totals... It was less than a million in North America - while Sony's PS2 sold half a million in a day.
      Also, sales don't seem to be climbing much... Q4, 2005, they sold 1.5 million. Q1, 2006, they sold 1.7 million, and again, those are world-wide figures.

      I still stand by it - if Sony has a launch like they did for the PS2, selling half a million consoles a day, they'll pass Microsoft's total sales in a week.

      Admittedly Microsoft should have either changed their marketing stragery to a multi-country release or produced more units before the release, but that's another topic.

      Produce more, yeah - but they were a multi-country release (not same day, but would that really have helped?):
      Upon its release on November 22, 2005 in North America, December 2 in Europe, and December 10 in Japan, the Xbox 360 became the first console to have a simultaneous launch across the three major regions.[Wiki again]

      I am not sure whether Sony will be able to beat MS in the market split. Of course, US will have more 360s and Japan will have more PS3s, but in other countries it would be a more even split.

      Well, certainly Japan will have more PS3s, but what makes you think the US will have more 360s? Those sales figures from the last Sony launch don't provide any evidence that there will be more 360s in the US, unless they completely flop... and I see that as unlikely. They'd have to go from a half-million unit 1 day total to a 50-thousand unit or less total... And even sustained, they'd still pass the 360 - which is currently at 18-thousand units sold per day... worldwide (Q1 sales figures/90 days). So really, they'd have to fail by a factor of 30 compared to their last launch.

      I don't see that as being likely. Particularly with the complete backwards compatibility... they've got a huge existing software library, and 100 million existing users.

      I think that Microsoft had the correct idea to be the first to release a 3rd gen console and now Sony is playing into their hands by postponing PS3 release and thus giving away a bigger marketshare to MS. If MS lowers the price of 360 before PS3 comes out, that will also increase their share of the market. Each one of these points might not be enough to win over PS3, but taken together they just might to make market distribution more even.

      Again, I'm not sure... The Dreamcast came out before the Playstation - but got crushed by it, due to inferior technology and a poorer library of games. The 360 might have the same problem - its tech is a year older, has no BluRay (so games are more limited in size and capability), and has a more limited library... with no launch title standouts. Also, with them only selling 3 million units worldwide so far, compared with Sony doing half that in 3 days with the PS2, I don't seem them as gaining enough marketshare. They're the market leader for gen-3 consoles now

    14. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by nugneant · · Score: 1

      Boy, you haven't read any Apple threads lately, have you?

      Oh look, a thing that plays MP3s! Totally Something Great from Geniuses diamond rio huh whats that oh well anyway gotta load iTunes, back in ten minutes*!



      * exaggeration

    15. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by nugneant · · Score: 1

      would have sold more had there been no delivery problems.

      Yeah, gotta hand it to Sony - that PS2 launch was fucking flawless.



      ~~
      +1, Sarcastic, if you please.

  65. and they HAVE coasted for many years. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    the interface was better in 95 and 98, and serviceability best in windows 3.1 and WFW... without the evil Registry, we moved folks' entire PC personalities onto new boxes by editing the old INI files into the new ones, and deleting only the old driver references. the OS was at its most stable in NT 3.51.

    MS doesn't get better, they just try to herd the users in the direction they want to go this year.

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    1. Re:and they HAVE coasted for many years. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Um, hey 1996 just called and they want their rant back...

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  66. Msft going out of business by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Could you imagine? Bill Gates announces it's been real but they're closing up shop, laying off all employees, and oh-by-the-way cancelling all software licenses. "That's right - legally the software is our property and we can do what we want with it and frankly, with over $50,000,000,000 in well diversified investments I just don't need the aggravation anymore. Thanks for playing, but you are now required to delete all copies of Microsoft products, from MITS BASIC 3 to preview betas of Windows Vista, you must now turn them off and install something else. Get a Mac. Sun, IBM, Apple can all pick up the slack. You will have to try that Linux thing or whatever on your notebooks now, I don't care anymore. We apologize for the inconvience but there will be no more patches or tech support. In fact, our few remaining employees in the legal department will be vigorously prosecuting anybody caught running a Microsoft product. Tata, good luck, and thanks for all the moolah."

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  67. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parasites need a leg up on the other parasites.

    The quickest way to get sanity back to the stocks and commodities markets is to set time limits between trades. On stocks it should be two years. It is supposed to be an *investment*, it has turned into computer program driven real time fast trades gambling bingo hall with insider manipulation.

    1. Re:yes by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Thank god we'll have you to set the upper limit on what people can make. That'll keep everyone happy, because no one will ever have done more than anyone else. It'll be utopia. Oh, sweet utopia. Bring it, please, extra fast.

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  68. Time to do the opposite by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    John Dvorak says: "MS is dead".

    Fujisawa says: "Time to buy stock; since we know how often Dvorak is right".

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  69. From a politically conservative perspective... by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    I can give an opinion on why conservatives backed off the DoJ's prosecution of Microsoft.

    1) Conservatives notice that many (not all) liberals tend to pick on successful companies due to their philosophies and predispositions. This causes many conservatives to tune out legitimate anti-trust complaints. Those claims become part of the background noise of complaints against anything capitalistic in general.
    2) How many of the general population of liberals or conservatives know enough to make an intelligent determination about Microsoft trade practices.

    There are exceptions. Robert Bork helped Netscape in their legal dealings against Microsoft if memory serves.

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    1. Re:From a politically conservative perspective... by blueskies · · Score: 1, Insightful

      1.) Conservatives doen't care about legitimate anti-trust complaints unless it affects their company because they dream of doing the same thing. Secondly, antitrust complaints aren't complaints against capitalism, they are complaints to maintain capitalism. Capitalism requires many sellers competing against one another, because without competition and without CHOICE there is no capitalism. How much does it matter if your one seller is a gov't run company or a single company with equivalent power? I don't know of any large political party in the US that is against capitalism.

      2.) 1 Million. 1.2 million if you include people who don't fit into your left-right world.

    2. Re:From a politically conservative perspective... by blueskies · · Score: 1

      I repost this since some retard modded it flamebait:

      1.) Conservatives doen't care about legitimate anti-trust complaints unless it affects their company because they dream of doing the same thing. Secondly, antitrust complaints aren't complaints against capitalism, they are complaints to maintain capitalism. Capitalism requires many sellers competing against one another, because without competition and without CHOICE there is no capitalism. How much does it matter if your one seller is a gov't run company or a single company with equivalent power? I don't know of any large political party in the US that is against capitalism.

      2.) 1 Million. 1.2 million if you include people who don't fit into your left-right world.

  70. Yeesh by finkployd · · Score: 1

    If there was ever a strong sign that MS is doing just fine and has a bright future, it is our buddy John predicting their demise.

    Kinda depressing really, can't he go back to predicting the death of the net, Apple, and Linux to ensure they keep growing?

    Finkployd

  71. MS is dying... or is it? by arthas · · Score: 1

    John Dvorak confirms it: Microsoft is dying.

    Yeah, right. But a guy can hope...

  72. But microsoft have so much in the bank by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    Is it true that they've got enough coming back from investments to completely cover the costs of their software business?

  73. Dvorak is right about this - but not the reason by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se."

    The reason is that Bill wants everybody else's money - not just his own.

    The magnitude of greed in this asshole is mind-boggling.

    I'm surprised he isn't trying to have Microsoft make aircraft, cars and nuclear power plants - or maybe tanks - or run his own bank and stock exchange as well.

    Bill - fix your fucking operating system before you do ANYTHING else today, okay?

    News today is that Gartner is saying no way will Vista ship even to volume licensees in 2006. They don't expect Vista to ship to consumers until at LEAST 2nd quarter of 2007 and possibly even third quarter. The reason is that MS has scheduled only ONE release candidate for Vista. Also:

    "The analysts point out that the release of Vista is more akin to the release of Windows 2000 than Windows XP, which was basically a renovation of Windows 2000. Thus, the timing of Microsoft's release schedule, in which the company allots just five months between the beta 2 release, expected in June this year, and the final product has been questioned.

    The gap between Windows XP beta 2 and final was release was just five months. However, the gap between Windows 2000 beta 2 and final release was 16 months."

    On the other hand, if you view Vista as a gussied up XP, maybe we can halve the difference to eight or ten months. But based on the Microsoft employees who have been bitching on blogs about bad test results being certified as accepted and the like, I'd guess Vista has a long way to go yet.

    And if it comes out of the box with the sort of bugs and bad design features Thurriot was complaining about, it could well be dead in the water.

    Not to mention it will only be installed on new consumer PCs - most of the old ones won't run it effectively at all. So it's doubtful that consumers are going to drive its adoption.

    Even corporationa are probably going to implement it only as machines are upgraded to newer ones via attrition. The article I read about Gartner also says analysts don't expect Vista to be deployed by most corporations until sometime in 2008.

    I foresee Vista being adopted by corporations even more slowly than XP was. In other words, in 2010, probably thirty percent of corporations will still be using Windows XP.

    My prediction: by 2015, Windows is history.

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    1. Re:Dvorak is right about this - but not the reason by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I'm surprised he isn't trying to have Microsoft make aircraft, cars and nuclear power plants - or maybe tanks - or run his own bank and stock exchange as well."

      He owns 10% of the companies that make military equipment. Large ilitary equipment, like Aircraft carriers. Ever wonder why the government hates MS prodicts but keeps using them?

      Funny, 6 years ago I predicted MS would scrap it's core OS, switch to an open alternative and concentrate on the UI.

      So I got the prediction correct, just missed the company. I still believe MS will do it, or change there next OS to be small parts, and not a bunch of large complex programs tied together with duct tape.

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    2. Re:Dvorak is right about this - but not the reason by Peter+Bonte · · Score: 1

      quote : "My prediction: by 2015, Windows is history" Maybe much sooner, if Apple anticipates this Vista fiasco then there won't even be a Vista. Stock is down now and when osX picks up speed (maybe OEM PC's) then stock will plummet and kill MS. Windows is there main business for receiving oodles off cash but has done this with no real competition. If Apple go's OEM then MS will have to lower prices seriously damage there profit, there dead!

    3. Re:Dvorak is right about this - but not the reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      You wrote:
      [. . . ] The reason is that Bill wants everybody else's money - not just his own. The magnitude of greed in this asshole is mind-boggling.[. . . ]

      From the wikipedia entry about the Gates Foundation:
      The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is the world's largest charitable foundation. [ . . . ] In June 1999, Gates and his wife donated US$5 billion to the foundation. [ . . . ]

      And from the wikipedia entry about Bill Gates:
      [ . . . ] According to a 2004 Forbes magazine article, Gates gave away over $29 billion to charities from 2000 onwards. [ . . . ]


      So um... yeah... next time you donate more than 50% of your net worth to charity, you be sure to let us know, you pompous douche.
    4. Re:Dvorak is right about this - but not the reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So um... yeah... next time you donate more than 50% of your net worth to charity, you be sure to let us know, you pompous douche.


      I would hapily donate 99,9% of my net worth if I was left with a measly billion dollars... You really can't compare donations in percentages like this. Not saying that the man isn't generous, but anyhow.
    5. Re:Dvorak is right about this - but not the reason by Oloryn · · Score: 1
      The reason is that Bill wants everybody else's money - not just his own.

      No, for Bill it's not about money, it's about "winning". He grew up in a home where competition was heavily stressed, and he's still running on that.

    6. Re:Dvorak is right about this - but not the reason by Americano · · Score: 1

      I would hapily donate 99,9% of my net worth if I was left with a measly billion dollars.

      Well, I guess that makes you a MUCH better person than Bill Gates. You're willing to donate 99.9% of the wealth you don't have. I'm sure your good intentions will help improve someone's life somewhere.

      You really can't compare donations in percentages like this.

      So what SHOULD we compare donations in? Absolute numbers? Okay, when's the last time you donated 29 billion dollars to charity over 5 years?

  74. Beautiful headline by Yurka · · Score: 1

    This is how I read it:

    "I have been predicting that MSFT is going nowhere, and now that MSFT is actually going nowhere, I am about to tell you that I have been predicting that MSFT was going to go nowhere. And predicting for quite some time. Honest. Just ask the people which I had been predicting this to. In private. People I am not going to name. And I'll throw in some words which are supposed to justify my predictions that I am now making of this thing which is now happening."

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  75. Back to Basics by archer,+the · · Score: 1

    OK, so I'm painting a big bulls-eye on my back, but I'd like to see Microsoft just write a decent app that would make 70-80% of PC users happy. Stop making Swiss Army knives with so many different tools that one needs a Hummer to carry one. Including the kitchen sink just means most of your customers are paying for a whole bunch of features (and bugs!) they don't need.

    Yes, this goes against business: making a solid tool that works and makes your customers happy, instead of making gobs of money for the corporation. Come on, MS! Pride yourself on building a good app, not a good bank account. Make us happy to hand over our money to you. Stop making us feel like you are the overlord and we have no choice.

  76. What's wrong with Office 2007? by Siguy · · Score: 1

    Sure, I've heard nothing but disappointment and annoyance when it comes to Vista, but I've yet to hear a bad word about Office 2007. Last I heard it was a really exciting release that was going to totally redo the interface and finally provide a worthwhile difference between old and new MS word versions.

    1. Re:What's wrong with Office 2007? by smash · · Score: 1
      To contrast: What's wrong with office 2003? (i.e., why would I bother to upgrade to 2007?)

      Totally re-do the interface = require totally re-training anyone who uses it. IMHO, doing that would be pretty damn stupid of them. The re-learning requirement is one of the major arguments against switching to free software such as openoffice for most users.

      If the sales point of office 2k7 is "there's nothing wrong with it" then it's not a very convincing sales pitch..

      smash.

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  77. We're being played by MrNougat · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that the /. powers-that-be only approve Dvorak stories to elicit the knee-jerk "Dvorak sucks" responses simply to amuse themselves, utterly independent of whether Dvorak sucks or not.

    Next Dvorak article here - don't post anything.

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  78. Dvorak's Oppinionated Columns... by xxybermancer · · Score: 1

    I always like reading what Dvorak has to say. I'm not sure how he became a pundit, but its always nice to see someone with enough gas to jab at various industry ideas--as poorly thought out as they may be.

    This piece, however, is a "no duh" item. The computer industry by-in-large has run out of innovative ideas. Now we're polishing the status quo with pretty user interfaces.

  79. I like .NET by us7892 · · Score: 1

    "Dot Net initiative. The .Net framework that many believe is an example of how Microsoft can actually put together elegant and powerful architectures when it wants to, is being killed by Open Source systems that are free and almost just as powerful. Microsoft has been unable to cope with Open Source except to complain about it."

    I like java w/ Exclipse like the next guy, but Visual Studio and .NET are great for development. I would not go as far to say that it's being killed by Open Source.

  80. Re:haven't we all agreed that dvorak is full of it by 0racle · · Score: 1

    No, first was 'Imminent death of the 'net predicted.'

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  81. Dead in the water != dead by QuietLagoon · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dead in the water does not mean that Microsoft is dying. Dead in the water means that Microsoft is stagnant.

    For better or worse, Microsoft will be around for a long, long time. Look how long Western Union lasted after the telephone replaced the telegraph. However, what Dvorak may be saying is that the days of Microsoft being a driving, innovative, vibrant force in the computer industry have long since passed. Microsoft's stock price illustrates this nicely.

    1. Re:Dead in the water != dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yes, that stock sure is a horror show.

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT&t=my&l=off&z= l&q=l&c=

    2. Re:Dead in the water != dead by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      oh yes, that stock sure is a horror show.

      The run up to year 2000 illustrates that the investors once had high hopes for the future of Microsoft (and Microsft rewarded those early investors greatly). The subsequent fall, and stagnation after 2000 shows that investors are now skeptical of Microsoft's future prospects (i.e., they agree with Dvorak).

      While your chart of Microsoft's price history since 1986 or so is indeed very impressive, it is totally irrelevant to the discussion at hand. Maybe if you want to start a /. thread on Once great tech growth companies that have fizzled out, then your chart might be more appropriate.

    3. Re:Dead in the water != dead by cornface · · Score: 1

      oh yes, that stock sure is a horror show.

      It has been stagnant and slowly declining for the last six years. That isn't generally something you look for in a stock...

    4. Re:Dead in the water != dead by nugneant · · Score: 1

      It has been stagnant and slowly declining for the last six years.

      Anomalities aside, the same could be said for tech in general.

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  82. happend long before that by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is where Microsoft stopped innovating. Whenever you get into a "one-up" cold war...

    Really. Like the Wordperfect vs Office battle? Or the IE vs Netscape battle? Or the NT vs OS/2 battle? Or the MSDOS vs PC-DOS battle? More recently, even the XBOX vs Playstation/Nintendo battle, or even .NET vs Java perhaps.

    Microsoft has been playing the "one-up" cold war for a lot longer than google has been around, and winning just about every time. But by your metrics, Microsoft stopped innovating long before their obsession with google.

    1. Re:happend long before that by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Much like its flagship software, MS the corporation is bloated and slow. But hidden under those layers of fat is a thin and sleek company. The truth is, there are a lot of very talented and creative people at MS that do some pretty cool stuff, and that could be doing world changing stuff if they weren't weighted down with corporate obesity.

      My assumption is that MS is going to have to lose in the market for a while if it's going to lose the corporate fat. The question is, will MS be able to hold onto these employees as it endures its swing downward? With the right leadership, MS can weather this and be reborn. That leadership is definitely not Balmer, and I don't think it's Gates, either. Gates needs to find the right visionary (Ozzie), annoint him, then step back. If MS is going to have long term relevance, it is going to have to take major risks. One of those risks is putting leadership into place that is totally different from anything MS has seen so far.

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    2. Re:happend long before that by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      I agree, but I don't think this will happen -- the corporate fat is at the top, namely Ballmer, Gates and other decision-makers. They want this and this and this and that, never mind what I said last week, and basically send their employees scrambling in all directions at once. Furthermore, they're so concerned with securing the code to their projects that the people working on it don't ever see all of it, so they don't know what others have coded into it that might conflict with their code; yes, this makes for buggy software, but Gates and Ballmer care more about secrecy with the code than they do about the quality of it. MS's business model worked great for years, but they've gotten too big, are too concerned with secrecy, have executives who want the company to replace half of the businesses on Earth and keep starting more and more projects in different areas; they're the ones who are slowing the company down and creating more problems than all of their competition combined.

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  83. He doesn't get tablet PCs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6. Pad-based computing. According to Gates just a few years back this was to become the dominant form of computing by now. What happened?

    Well, while it's not dominant, there are a hell of a lot more people using tablets, and they're still being produced. And guess what? They like them. I have said it before and will say it again; if the future consists of phone, PDA, notebook, desktop and server-based platforms, then we may as well give up now. The tablet is a great concept, and in most cases a great piece of engineering. So MS may sell their OS with it, but the actual hardware platform is brand new.

    Kudos to MS for having the balls to try something new which - like their autoPC may or may not fail. They have the cash to spare, so best they attempt to establish new computing niches...

  84. blah blah by bermudatriangleoflov · · Score: 0

    ok flamebait troll...w/e this topic is, to nerds, more attractive than actually having a date on Saturday night (with a woman) put down the mouse and vasoline, stop posting on forum boards about how Microsoft sucks and get a life. ----- have a nice day :)

  85. VS2005 is awful by wandazulu · · Score: 1

    VS2005 is awful. We skipped VS7 and 7.1 and finally moved to VS2005 because it fully supports the C++98 standard (yes, so did 7.1, but I couldn't convince management). I fire up a small program and get a ton of warnings saying that strncpy, strncat, sprintf, etc., are all depreciated, and I should use the "safer" ones that won't allow for buffer overflows.

    Well, guess what...they're not depreciated. Microsoft decided to go around the ISO standards committee and decide that they would label all these functions in such a way as to suggest that str*() functions were going to go away sometime soon. Only VS2005 supports the _s functions, which, surprise surprise, makes your code completely Windows dependent. Yes it's just a warning, and yes you can turn it off, but on a project-by-project basis...there's no global default for this.

    They also renamed the Standard Template Library to to "SCL" just because they can. Gee, the rest of the world knows it as STL, but with VS2005 you gotta look for it by another name.

    What's sad is that VS2005 came out after Herb Sutter, a member of the ISO standards committe and I'd argue #2 in the food chain of important C++ guys went to work for them. He's actually responsible for some of this. Hey, Herb...thanks for letting me compile Loki, but you can stick bogus depreciation warnings and that whole managed C++ crap where the sun don't shine.

    I'd even like to say the editor itself is better, but it's not. It's a resource pig and slow on my top-o-the-line P4 box. I have to say, I'm almost kind of glad...I'd gotten a bit too used to code-completion, but because VS2005 is so slow, I really now have the reason to check and remember the parameters to functions.

    And don't get me started on converting MFC or ATL projects from VS6 to VS2005. It's almost easier just to move the code manually.

  86. you ALMOST got it by moochfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dvorak almost had it. People here almost had it.

    Microsoft is starting to look lost because it is focusing so much attention at so many businesses that are not its core: software development. Things like MSN, search, xbox are cash sinkholes that are not what makes Microsoft the powerful and respected (well, maybe not at Slashdot) company that it is. Up to here, everybody is getting.

    But what Dvorak and most of everybody here on Slashdot is missing is that this is not a choice Microsoft has. Microsoft sees 5, 10, 15 years ahead and knows that the days of its packaged software dominance are going to end. With computers reaching the power and speed of "good enough for daily tasks," consumers are less and less likely to want to pay to upgrade to a new operating system. With the emergence of browser applications and the gradual (albiet not full) maturation of free open source alternatives to Office and Windows, Microsoft has serious looming threats in the near future.

    Microsoft is smart. It is trying to reinvent itself BEFORE the trends of technology FORCE it to. By finding a new cash cow to rely on, it can sit comfortable the day a new version of Windows *doesn't* gain wide adoption (thinking - of course - two or three versions from now). Traditionally, that cash cow was and is Office. Let's not forget many people are perfectly content with Office 97 and see no need to upgrade to the newest version. This will only become more common as the Office product matures further. And as I stated above, and with the news that ODF is now an ISO standard, even Office is no longer a safe bet *in the long term.* Microsoft execs realize this threat is not yet mature as everybody here on Slashdot wishes, but DOES realize that given enough time, their Office revenue stream will dwindle as well.

    So what happens? Microsoft looks at the current fastest growing technical market and tries to enter that race: search (Google), online ads (Google), online content deliver (iTunes). Microsoft is banking on online content distribution and services. If they're smart, they will tie their Office products with various online services to create the next generation online desktop Office applications. They will then charge a subscription fee and serve ads. THAT is where Microsoft is going. And they've got 40 billion dollars to ensure it happens.

    And what about the xbox? It's got NOTHING to do with anything. It is Bill Gate's life long dream to make Microsoft an entertainment hub. But if all the threats mentioned above come around in full force as they probably will in 10 years, this dream will probably never fully materialize. It's just the world's richest man making his company invest in his pet project.

    1. Re:you ALMOST got it by musicmaker · · Score: 1

      Except for several basic things:

      There is still no sign of a good MS Visio clone.
      There is still no sign of a good MS Access clone.

      Nobody worth mentioning is shipping Open Office with new PCs

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    2. Re:you ALMOST got it by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that no-one is offering a subscription-based web database equivalent to MS Access. It seems to me like a winning idea, particularly as it could then be more easily shared around the world.

  87. mod up !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mac fanbois are sooooo funny !!!!

  88. MS is Dead in the water? by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

    When did Dvorak start working for Netcraft?

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  89. Same Dvorak that said Apple will move to Windows? by david.emery · · Score: 1

    One of (he | me) are very confused here...

            dave

  90. the secret formula of tech punditry by snark23 · · Score: 1

    After much research, I have reverse engineered John Dvorak.

      1. Write sensationalist article about Microsoft's imminent doom
      2. Lure tens of thousands of Slashdot eyeballs to web site
      3. Profit!

    Seriously, though, why does every utterance from this guy make it to the Slashdot front page? This particular article is a little less ridiculous than the last one (some kind of fan-boy fantasy about how Apple is going to take over the world), but it's still absurd to think that MS is adrift. Dvorak's claims about how Vista and Office don't offer compelling reasons to upgrade are the exact same things people said about Windows 2000 and Windows XP (and their Office contemporaries), but those seem to have worked out pretty well for MS. The .NET CLR is a solid idea, and will be a major threat to OSS if MS succeeds in getting everyone to write managed code (and I say that as a Linux programmer), but it will take some time for that to happen. MSN sucks, and has always sucked, so that's hardly news.

    The only real threat to MS is Google, a competition which Dvorak calls a "preoccupation". Has anyone else tried out the new Google calendar? It's good. Adios, Outlook.

  91. He's right with at least one thing: .NET adoption by lonesometrainer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .NET has some pretty nice features, a good IDE, and at least one good language (C#), but it's nowhere as much used as MS hoped it would be.

    I'm dealing with a lot (!) european training and system houses (look at my nick), Java courses (including J2EE stuff, application servers, Spring, Hibernate, Certification, etc.) here outsell .NET courses by a factor of five. MS-oriented training institutes are going more and more into the infrastructure products (Microsoft CRM, Sharepoint) and financial applications. .NET doesn't sell. At least not in europe.

    Same analysis for popular Job search-engines. Demand for skilled Java experts is a lot (!) higher than .NET people, newly started projects (where people are looking for coaches, trainers, consultants, devs) are running on Java (most of them), not .NET.

    Alot of VB6 people are switching to Java here.

    my 2 cents

  92. Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has made some mis-steps for sure, but so has every other tech company including Apple and "Open Source" is no pancea either. This comes from the same idiot who predicted that everyone would dump Windows if only Adobe would port Photoshop to Linux. The fact that Photoshop has been available for Apple from day one and didn't cause an exodus to the Mac never ocurred to him I guess...

  93. MS by certel · · Score: 1

    The only real valid point that I like in that story is that Microsoft is going after Google in some markets that they should potentially stay out of. From another view, why not jump into a profitable area?

  94. The only way Ann Coulter could be hot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is if you doused her in gasoline and lit her on fire.

    1. Re:The only way Ann Coulter could be hot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must not like girls, huh?

    2. Re:The only way Ann Coulter could be hot... by l33t+gambler · · Score: 0
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  95. "dead" vs. decomposed by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    I think by dead, the author means that microsoft is failing to move forward; to grow; to thrive. Microsoft having fully decomposed and been recycled in the form of some more benevolent creatures is a nice dream, but failing to continue their strides towards monopolistic practices is good enough for a while :)

  96. Dvorak has some insight by mollog · · Score: 1

    John has been around for a long time. He's been watching the computer industry and he knows the history. There was a time when John was predicting the passing of IBM as the computer industry heavyweight. You know what? He was right then, and I think he's right now. Although I have to say that by now, he's got a gift for the obvious.

    Microsoft has replaced IBM as the hated, arrogant, monopolistic goliath. There was a time when the saying went "nobody gets fired for specifying IBM (services and equipment)". Five years ago, you could replace 'IBM' with 'Microsoft'. Of course, things are changing. The 'net, Linux, Java, and Apple have changed the landscape.

    But it's still fun to talk smack about Microsoft. :)

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    1. Re:Dvorak has some insight by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any interesting points he might make get lost in his bombastic troll-mudgeon generalizations. His "insights" are obvious and commonplace, and he misses the significance of what is really interesting. His head is firmly up his ass, and if he is ever to get a clear view of the modern computing world, he will need to get a windectomy*.

      *That's when a doctor puts in a clear plastic panel in your stomach, so you can see the way forward whilst your head is jammed up you ass.

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    2. Re:Dvorak has some insight by hdh · · Score: 1

      John Dvorak is a big fat idiot

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    3. Re:Dvorak has some insight by hdh · · Score: 1

      1) wrong
      2) you resemble your sig

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  97. Re:Doesn't matter. Yes it does! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In the tech industry , the market leader can lose ground EXTREMELY rapidly.


    Please, oh, please, take a basic economics class. Learn what a monopoly is. Understand why a monopoly is not just a "market leader." Learn that a monopoly can easily enforce returns not available in a competitive market, and is therefore a legitimate target of government regulation. Microsoft can continue to suck the economy's blood for DECADES as long as it can remain an unregulated monopoly. There is nothing you or Google can do about it.
  98. What people need not want by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Fundamentally a good product [aside from those that feed addictions] are what people need not just want they want.

    When it comes down to it, what in Vista do users actually "need"? I look at Vista and see a larger, shinier, fundamentally no better OS that is segregated into markets artificially to create the sense of premiums.

    At some point MSFT has to come to the realization that the market is driven by the customers true needs and not just what some press agent drones up in advertisement as their needs.

    Tom

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  99. Excellent and Insightful by DrRobert · · Score: 1

    commentary. Amazing how he can say such insightful and meaningful things about Microsoft while only being able to generate moronic, hyperbolic tripe about Apple. Yes, I'm kidding...

  100. Dvorak is no business man by hexix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No fan of Microsoft here, but I think Dvorak really misunderstands the problem. Yeah, Vista slipped, and that probably sucks for Microsoft. Not sure it's really the death of Microsoft.

    I think what we're really seeing is that Microsoft is a much further thinker than Dvorak is. Not that outhinking Dvorak is really a hard accomplishment. What amazes me is that Dvorak thinks Microsoft is just making an enemy out of Google because they're successful. I think Microsoft is much smarter than that.

    What is Google's business model? Advertising. What does Google create? Just about everything. Google is looking at old products and businesses and thinking about how to make them free of cost but full of ads. This definitely should scare Microsoft.

    Google has search, mail, and now calendar. What happens when they get a word processor, spreadsheet, and a presentation program? And what happens when consumers look at the money they are paying for MS Office when they are no longer using it?

    If Microsoft doesn't at least consider being able to switch to an ad-supported services company, then I think this might just happen and then Microsoft truly will be dead in the water.

    However, for some reason John Dvorak sees Microsoft competing with Google as purely a distraction. I think Dvorak needs to be thinking on a grander scale.

  101. Anyone else notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the link's page source: Eight signs Microsoft is dead in the water - MarketWatch

  102. Micro-WHO? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    Wow. You mean these guys are still around? They must have some die hard hang-ons to be able to stay in business this long.

    Regardless, I have to get back to playing World of Warcraft on my Fedora box.

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  103. What a coincidence! by MoxFulder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was just about to publish my article, "Eight Signs That John Dvorak is Dead in the Water".

    1. Re:What a coincidence! by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Thom Holwerda beat you to it :)

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    2. Re:What a coincidence! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Funny
      " was just about to publish my article, "Eight Signs That John Dvorak is Dead in the Water"."

      Sign #1 - The Slashdot tags for his stories read: "dvorak, moron, troll, microsoft, idiot".

      Honestly...why do the editors keep posting his garbage? Humor value?

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    3. Re:What a coincidence! by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Honestly...why do the editors keep posting his garbage? Humor value?"

      Isn't it obvious? So that we can argue about it and they can be amused by all of us arguing about it.

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    4. Re:What a coincidence! by causality · · Score: 1

      Because they have yet to post his garbage and have that post result in zero comments. So if you're OSDN, then fuck it, that's ad revenue baby!

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    5. Re:What a coincidence! by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

      Right on! The funniest part is, normally, if you had an article entitled "Microsoft dead in the water", the whole horde of *ix fanboys would be celebrating. Instead, everyone's just dissing Dvorak instead.

    6. Re:What a coincidence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sign #1 - The Slashdot tags for his stories read: "dvorak, moron, troll, microsoft, idiot".

      I believe you intended that to be read with Shatner-esque pauses between each comma

  104. believe in him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >It's just that there is virtually nothing interesting or exciting happening (with the >lone exception of the X-Box360)

    C'mon, the guy can't even spell the products correctly (it's xbox 360, silly, not X-Box360). And we're supposed to listen to him? Pfft...

  105. Dvorak doesn't get it. . . by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny
    8. Preoccupation with Google. Microsoft is too easily distracted by successful companies who are not competitors. There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se. So the company obsesses on what Google is doing rather than concentrating on important Microsoft projects. Now Microsoft is about to do a deal with Yahoo to flank Google. This old-lady-like skittishness is unbecoming for a company this size.


    He just doesn't get it. He really doesn't. Google hired an engineer Microsoft did not want Google to hire. *throws chair* Steve Ballmer is going to fscking kill Google!!!111!!!
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  106. Microsoft and innovation by number6x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those nifty AJAXified updating stock quotes are using an XmlHTTPRequest.

    The XmlHTTPRequest was developed by Microsoft and later implemented in other browsers.

    Its been around a long time, and MS never really did much with it.

    It took a bunch of open source coders to make anything cool or useful with it.

    But MS should get the props for inventing it.

    It is the one example of innovation I can think of from them that has ever amounted to something.

    I think the fact that Microsoft avoids innovation like the plague is actually one of their secrets to profit and success.

    • Bill gates stole the code for his first basic compiler out of a dumpster at Dartmouth. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Bill gates says he bought QDOS, Digital says he just licensed it. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Ie? Spyglass. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • NT? OS/2 and VAX. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Access? Foxpro? Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$

    Let others waste their time and money innovating. Innovation is for the losers. Wait, stall, and make empty vaporware promises, then buy someone else's finished product at the last minute and rebrand it as yours.

    It has always made them the most profitable software vendor in the past, why should they change now?

    1. Re:Microsoft and innovation by Pollardito · · Score: 1
      Ie? Spyglass. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
      except that they don't "sell" it, because it's bundled freely. part of the agreement with Spyglass was that Spyglass would get some percentage of the profits from selling IE, little did they know it'd be a percentage of 0 (more infoz)
    2. Re:Microsoft and innovation by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      well, if we're on the giving msft credit where credit is due bandwagon:: dhcp kicks the crap out of bootp.

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    3. Re:Microsoft and innovation by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      "Bill gates stole the code for his first basic compiler out of a dumpster at Dartmouth."

      Whoa...can I get a reference for this one? I've never seen this one before.

    4. Re:Microsoft and innovation by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1
      well, if we're on the giving msft credit where credit is due bandwagon:: dhcp kicks the crap out of bootp.


      Not according to wikipedia...

      Microsoft introduced DHCP on their NT server with Windows NT version 3.5 in late 1994. (Despite its billing as "a new feature from Microsoft", DHCP did not originate from Microsoft.)


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    5. Re:Microsoft and innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but they were certainly the first to push it forward, if it was left up to the *nix crowd we would still be stuck with shitty bootp

    6. Re:Microsoft and innovation by the_womble · · Score: 1
      XmlHTTPRequest was developed by Microsoft ..... MS should get the props for inventing it.


      Not much though. Every other scripting language has a way of making http requests (at least in a common library if not the core language) so it was a pretty obvious gap in javascript.

    7. Re:Microsoft and innovation by init100 · · Score: 1

      Whoa...can I get a reference for this one? I've never seen this one before.

      I remember I read about it some time ago, but I cannot remember where. A quick Google for "Bill Gates" and "dumpster" turned up an interview with Bill Gates where this was mentioned.

    8. Re:Microsoft and innovation by egghat · · Score: 1

      MS *did* use XMLHTTPRequest for Outlook Web Access (IIRC).

      XMLHTTPRequest couldn't take off as long as it was proprietary (NS 4 didn't support it). And Javascript and DOM Support at that time was even worse than it is today.

      XMLHTTPRequest began to take off since Moz supported it and Javascript and DOM support was "good enough" in mainstream browsers.

      Bye egghat.

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    9. Re:Microsoft and innovation by number6x · · Score: 1

      middle of this article.

      Dan Bricklin mentions it.

      I can't find the interview though.

      My favorite Bill G. quote is his support of software piracy in China and the third world:

      "Although about 3 million computers get sold every year in China, but people don't pay for the software," he said. "Someday they will, though. As long as they are going to steal it, we want them to steal ours. They'll get sort of addicted, and then we'll somehow figure out how to collect sometime in the next decade."

      Just like the neighborhood pusher. "Come on kids, the first hit is free..."

    10. Re:Microsoft and innovation by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Well, I have my doubts.

      First, I may be misreading it, but it appears that this is made up. The title of the page is "News fiction voted down, Bill Gates interview" and one of the sentences in the introduction says, "You'll vote for the Natalee Holloway is Alive fiction, but not the Bill Gates interview fiction?"

      Y'See, I grew up around Dartmouth back in 1975 and used their Basic back then. Dartmouth's Basic compiler was written in assembly language for the GE635 mainframe and, of course, that's the code it produced. I can tell you for fact that there was no such thing as PEEK or POKE in Dartmouth's Basic, so I'm not sure what "functionality" was lost. Remember that this was the age of mainframes and terminals--not personal computers.

      So I don't see that he could bum any code--maybe some design concepts or data structures...

  107. As much as I would like to believe... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    As much as it would fill me with glee if those eight signs were proof that Microsoft was dead in the water and would have to compete on a level playing field from now on, I believe that Microsoft would point out that it has over forty-billion signs in the bank that say it isn't and won't.

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  108. How the system works: by misfit815 · · Score: 1

    1. Dvorak writes a sensationalist op-ed that reeks of... well, it just reeks.
    2. It gets posted to Slashdot and wherever else.
    3. Slashdot users (among others) bemoan the... stench. The smoke begins to billow.
    4. Curious onlookers see the smoke, assume there's fire, and click the link.
    5. Said users view the obligatory ads.
    6. Dvorak's employer/publisher makes money.
    7. Rinse and repeat.

    What's so confusing about this?

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  109. Where will the giant fall? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How will the giant fall? If it falls on top of you then you have a serious problem. If it falls in the way, then you have a less serious, but still big problem.

    History is littered with many examples of sudden changes in power structure causing a lot of pain all around (Roman Empire, break up of USSR,...). Far better would be shift so that MS no longer abuses its power and instead becomes a contributory member of the industry.

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    1. Re:Where will the giant fall? by l33t+gambler · · Score: 0

      How do you expect Microsoft becoming a contributory member of the industry? By forcing them to go open-source with all their software?

      that would make it easier for the Samba team, and OpenOffice to support .doc format, etc etc.

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    2. Re:Where will the giant fall? by misleb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look, I realize that Microsoft is big, but comparing it to the collapse of an empire is just silly. I mean, the fall of an empire has real tangible effect on people's lives. A switch of operating systems is trivial in comparison.

      -matthew

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    3. Re:Where will the giant fall? by mkiwi · · Score: 1
      I would personally like to see Steve Ballmer have a lightsaber fight with Larry Ellison.... over liquid hot magma!

      Bill Gates can play the part of the Emperor, Steve Jobs or Woz can be Yoda.

    4. Re:Where will the giant fall? by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ***History is littered with many examples of sudden changes in power structure causing a lot of pain all around (Roman Empire, break up of USSR,...***

      Well, Yes. But the hypothesis that the demise of Microsoft (which looks pretty lively for a corpse incidentally) is somehow equivalent to the fall of Rome, the end of the Caliphate; or the French Revolution seems to be a bit overblown. The original Dow-Jones Industrial average consisted of twelve stocks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dow_Industrials of which many are gone and only General Electric is still a major company. In the 110 years since the DJI index first appeared, a number of huge companies have risen, thrived, and faded. United States Steel. American Telephone and Telegraph, Enron, Digital, Polaroid. The total disappearance of a company seems to be rare unless, like Enron, it has so utterly disgraced itself that no one wants of be associated with the brand or products, but one would be hard put to identify remaining fragments of once thriving companies like CDC, Digital, Wang, etc.

      The likely demise of General Motors will, in fact, cause a great deal of pain in places where it has plants. The same for Kodak. I don't see a lot of concern outside of Detroit, Rochester, and the various smaller towns where plants are closing Microsoft? I don't expect it to die off anytime soon. But if it did, who, other than realtors and property owners in the Northern Seattle suburbs would much care? The techies would move on. The products and patents would wind up in someone's inventory. In fact, one could make a case that the company has fulfilled its mission, has no especially interesting avenues for expansion and should simply liquidatea and distribute its assets to the stockholders.

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    5. Re:Where will the giant fall? by RegularFry · · Score: 2, Informative

      There would be a real, tangible effect. If a company the size of Microsoft falls, *every single organisation* that's tied to a support contract would have to spend real money switching to an alternative. That would remove a colossal amount of spending power right across the global economy, just from the transition costs. Jobs (no, not him) would be lost, government departments would implode, and the sky would fall. Well, maybe not the last one, but there would be a bit of a dark age-ette as everyone flapped about trying to work out what to do next.

      The organisations likely to be hit worst are the truly huge ones, and that's a *big* problem. The best thing for humanity that Microsoft can do (given that they can't keep expanding) is have a plan for steady decline and breakup into complementary companies and divisions that are free to compete against each other. Of course, they won't see it that way...

      Or maybe I just need my coffee.

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    6. Re:Where will the giant fall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The amount of money companies spend each year on Microsoft support is probably pretty close to what they would pay others. Because of this, they don't switch. However, if MS were to dissolve, then the change would happen. How much did companies spend "fixing" Y2K issues. Companies have money, they're just stingy unless they need to spend it.

    7. Re:Where will the giant fall? by malekith · · Score: 1

      How did fall of USSR cause ,,lots of pain around''? I guess most people in Eastern Europe would disagree...

    8. Re:Where will the giant fall? by GP · · Score: 1

      If that operating system is on the desktop and servers of your goverment, which provides services to you and the entire nation... well, do you think that has an effect on people's lives?

    9. Re:Where will the giant fall? by misleb · · Score: 1

      No. Not at all. It isn't like existing installations would just stop working and government would come to a halt.

      -matthew

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  110. On the other hand by swordfish666 · · Score: 1

    Eventhough this article has been tagged as "moron", "troll" & "fud" there are a number of people who will read this article presented to them from sources other than /.. And those people are the ones that sign the pay-checks at the end of the day. To us we see the "moron" and "troll" part but we are immune to the "fud". The other group of non-tech stock-market watching people are going to see the "fud" and start looking at how much thay have invested in MSFT versus other "open source like" companies. Microsoft controls the market becaues Microsoft is generating income. When Microsoft stops generating income the market will turn on them.

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  111. Never Expected This: I Agree with Dvorak!!! by WiseWeasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, that's one of the more sensible things I've ever read by Dvorak. I can't say I disagree with any of his arguments, and MS truly is unexciting and completely lacking in vision and direction (except for the Xbox division). Then again, the Xbox division is pretty much the only one that makes products that target consumers instead of targetting corporate IT as their market. The major problem with MS software is that they've completely lost touch with consumers, and haven't the slightest idea of how to design software that consumers want to use. They add requested feature after feature, without any oversight on workflow or comprehensive interface design. In the end, we just get incredibly bloated software with functionality randomly scattered throughout the interface in inconsistent ways.

    It seems they really need to refocus on individual consumer needs instead of what businesses need, and not be afraid to refactor their software with top-to-bottom interface redesigns when functionality and/or workflow changes significantly.

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    1. Re:Never Expected This: I Agree with Dvorak!!! by oGMo · · Score: 1
      The major problem with MS software is that they've completely lost touch with consumers,

      That's because they started thinking of them as consumers and not what they are: customers.

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    2. Re:Never Expected This: I Agree with Dvorak!!! by WiseWeasel · · Score: 1

      Actually, my point is that MS is more focused on B2B (business-to-business) relationships than business-to-person. 'Consumer' was the word I chose to represent individual customers as opposed to corporate customers. MS has totally lost sight of what it's like to design an efficient, intuitive interface for a task at hand. Instead, they seem more focused on packing in as many features as their sales reps get asked for by their "important" corporate clients, and don't realize that their individual clients don't want or need those same features, and prefer simplicity in design and workflow over the 'every feature under the sun' approach.

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  112. Microsoft never stopped innovating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Is where Microsoft stopped innovating.

    Microsoft has not stopped innovating. It cannot "stop" doing something that it never started doing.

    In its entire existence, I don't think Microsoft has produced even one new idea in computing. It bought the precursor to MS-DOS. It copied pipes and redirection from Unix. (not quite getting them right, but never mind). It copied the Windows GUI from Apple (with changes that made it not quite as good as the original).

    What made Microsoft big and rich was marketing capability, plus perhaps a certain lack of ethical restraint (Stac technologies, Netscape, ....). Not innovation.

  113. Dvorak: the keyboard, or the windbag? by hdh · · Score: 1

    John Dvorak has never been of any use, and he never will be. He's like the old Andy Rooney segment at the end of 60 minutes. Why do they call it a stool anyway? You can't sit on it...

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  114. "...almost just as powerful"? by WhackingDay · · Score: 1

    For chrissakes John, get a dang editor.

  115. Sign number 8 by outz · · Score: 0

    "I get no spam"

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  116. access by number6x · · Score: 1

    There is a two part answer to that.

    • Access before 2.0 was Microsoft developed, and a big failure as a product.
    • Access 2.0 and later was based on the Visual FoxPro DB engine and was successful.
  117. Why? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Why isn't the funny foot used in his articles? Seriously.

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  118. the good news is by psbrogna · · Score: 1
    It must be reassuring to all the professional fud drum bangers that if they ever get tired of IT they always have the option of a succesful career as fantasy and fairy tale authors.

    No disrespect to Mr. Dvorak's prior significant contributions to software and computing in general. However, crying the demise of a leviathan like MS is a bit dillusional. Apple went through a period of reinventing themselves succesfully and MS could take decades to do the same if they ever had to. Having a gajillion in cash reserves affords a company that luxury.

    1. Re:the good news is by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      I think this is a different guy from Dvorak of keyboard layout and other technical things...

  119. A possible other explanation by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For someone currently using the new Office beta, and having been intimately familiar with previous versions, I'd just like to say that the learning curve is suprisingly low.

    While I'm sure your familiarity is a factor, could the reason for the low learning curve also be the fact that it's a word processor?

    No offense, but a word processor shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new document, then type. Save or print.

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    1. Re:A possible other explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg youssa genius, you could make big money giong aruodn too all the business as consultand and tell them two use wordpad or notpad they are free and they open write and save-print document

    2. Re:A possible other explanation by bunions · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No offense, but a word processor shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new document, then type. Save or print.

      Spoken like someone who has never had to put a word processor to any serious use. Try the equivalents on for size:

      No offense, but an IDE shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new file, then type. Save, compile, run.

      No offense, but a CAD system shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new document, then draw. Save or print.

      No offense, but Photoshop shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new document, then paint. Save or print.

      Just because you only use word processors for simple things doesn't mean everyone else does.

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    3. Re:A possible other explanation by zsau · · Score: 1

      Save or print.

      Hopefully both. I learnt that lesson in grade 5, me and a teacher were going to print off a document, and the teacher said "we should save it first", and so we did. Then we went off and printed, and the computer crashed :) Never've not saved a document before printing since!

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    4. Re:A possible other explanation by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Um, Word is not a desktop publishing system, and SUCKS as one. The larger and more complex a document gets the more unstable Word gets. Style management is also horrible. Worse, *most* people don't know how to use styles anyway, and hard-code all the formatting.

  120. what an excellent strategy by psbrogna · · Score: 1
    You know, for years MarCom has proven that if you have a big enough megaphone, the truth of your words isn't all that relevant. If it's loud enough, it becomes true eventually.

    I say we all chip in and get Mr. Dvorak a bigger megaphone.

  121. There is still some promise at Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Dot Net initiative. The .Net framework that many believe is an example of how Microsoft can actually put together elegant and powerful architectures when it wants to, is being killed by Open Source systems that are free and almost just as powerful. Microsoft has been unable to cope with Open Source except to complain about it.
    The .Net framework is quite powerful and I like using it. Any windows user either has the .Net framework or can get it very easily, and that lowers what the client has to download. Sure, the open source world is following along - that's what they do, by and large - but isn't that a sign of the strength of the system, not the weakness?

    I've also seen Microsoft's RFID platform. The time is coming very soon that a windows box will be able to do everything that folks use custom point-of-sale systems for, and of course do everything else that a computer can do at the same time. That will open up a new niche for Microsoft.

    Don't get me wrong - I think that Microsoft is way too big for what it does and thier own weight is dragging them down - but there are still some good ideas wading out of the corporate behemoth.

  122. Only if you started with ten billion by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    .Net has a fair degree of industry acceptance, but it took a LOT of money and time and effort from Microsoft to get it there.

    And even now, how caught on is it really? Microsoft is not using it for large apps or large portions of the OS. It hasn't really slowed down Java or LAMP development in the slightest.

    Think of how much better the world would be if Microsoft had focused all that energy into improving LAMP or Java related stuff, instead of reolling a completely redundant solution.

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    1. Re:Only if you started with ten billion by JamesNK · · Score: 1

      Initially Microsoft was contributing and improving Java (heard of J++?) but Sun sued them for it. It was then Microsoft went and created it's own solution (.NET).

    2. Re:Only if you started with ten billion by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Initially Microsoft was contributing and improving Java (heard of J++?) but Sun sued them for it. It was then Microsoft went and created it's own solution

      If by contributing, you mean pushing out their own incompatible version that was designed to take over Java and end its portability, then sure ...

  123. 38B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did Microsoft start wearing bras?

  124. Ninjas would win, of course! by drgroove · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, I'm answering the wrong post...

  125. Who knew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corn is no place for a mighty John Dvorak.

  126. Industry does not travel in a straight line by vinn01 · · Score: 1

    With a 90% installbase and billions and billions of dollars...

    Sounds like the minicomputer industry in the early 1980's. I remember a few: DEC, Prime, Tandem, Data General, Burroughs, Control Data, Scientific Data, Honeywell...

    Dust in the wind...

  127. Re:Another BS prediction - Time to buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mister Softie reduces earnings projections
    Vista is delayed, may be delayed again
    Weak sisters bail, stock drops ~$4 = ~15%
    One or two pundits call it the end of the world
    "not Warren Buffet" Dvorak confirms

    =Buy signal!

    8 ball time:
    How deep to go in now,
    If it holds $23, buy again, else wait for $22

    There should be a second wave of selling, keep some powder dry
    Up 0.01 after hours, 23.18

  128. Dvorak won't be dead in the water... by k1s1w1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...as long as his columns keep appearing as Slashdot stories.

  129. Not sure whether this is optimistic or pessimistic by Epeeist · · Score: 1

    > My prediction: by 2015, Windows is history.

    I think on the server Windows is history now for many companies, either they run Linux on x86 architectures or they run it under VM on the mainframe.

    On the desktop I am not so sure, certainly by 2015 I think the dominance will be gone. Whether it will be gone completely is another matter. I am pretty certain that if people are running Windows it will be Windows 2010 or whatever it will be called and not Windows 2015.

    I don't think that MS has realised that there is no money in operating systems any more. IBM, HP and Sun (to some extent) cottoned on to that some time back. MS is trying to sell the same old stuff, while FOSS gradually climbs up the food chain. I think we will see the likes of Oracle getting out of databases and BEA getting out of enterprise Web systems before we see MS abandoning its cash cows.

  130. Some truth there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a lot of people are not understanding what the term "dead in the water" means. It doesn't mean that you are sinking or in any real danger to speak of, at least, immediate danger. Just not going anywhere.

    And, Dvorak BS aside, its fairly true at the momemnt of MS.

    In their existence they have really only made money on Windows and Office. And they are reaching a point where there isn't a whole lot of visible innovation that can go into either (thats meaningful to Joe User). Win2000 was a perfectly passable O/S 6 years ago, and it still is now. Office has 99% of all features that users could possibly currently want (even though the users don't always know they are there). MS simply doesn't know where to take their core atm.

    And, since software doesn't degrade, theoretically there will come a time where people just stop feeling the urge to buy a new OS at all. Software doesn't degrade with time. If every 1950 chevy still ran today just like the day it was made, how many people would be driving new cars? Some? Sure. But lots of people will still drive the old ones too.

    MS knows this and its why they are so furiously trying to expand into other markets. But they've never been successful outside their core. Even Xbox for example has only been successful from a market penetration standpoint but its still lost them money overall.

  131. X-Box360 by kisrael · · Score: 1

    Teehee. Is it just me or does X-Box360 look as cool as "Ro-Bot"?

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  132. The Tortoise and the Hare by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    It almost seems as the Apple/Microsoft story may be based on the fable "The Tortoise and the Hare." For years, Microsoft ran away with everything while Apple just seemed to sort of plod along, managing to dodge the bankruptcy bullet on more than one occasion. Their hardware was mostly ignored but those who took the time to look were impressed with the quality and performance of it. All in all, the faithful said the Apple was a well run company that produced quality goods but suffered from bouts of lackluster results. Despite it all, Apple kept at it, working hard, developing products and doing their level best. Along the way, IBM and Microsoft sort of lost steam, IBM sold itself out of the consumer market while Microsoft missed goals and suffered delay after delay, pushing their most promising new product releases into the future causing some people to claim that their latest products are just a step above vaporware.

    Apple in the meantime has done a wonderful job of making and selling a couple of notable products and services. Their war-chest is stuffed with a pile of money and they are now bringing a real product to market that is designed to compete with the PC industry (including the Microsoft juggernaut) head to head. From all appearances, it looks like Apple Inc. is primed to steal market share from the big boys in the PC industry (Lenovo, Dell, Microsoft, and so on). What they are offering is good hardware, stellar marketing, and impressive timing. Everyone who loves their iPod is a potential customer! Especially if the Apple hardware in someway improves the perceived value of their other Apple stuff (or makes it easier to use). The executives at Apple are quite shrewd and astute businessmen, they know what they are doing and they have a plan.

    I'm not counting Microsoft out, they will continue to command the lion's share of the market, but Apple has become a foe that they don't quite know how to deal with. It is as if the little ankle biting dog suddenly got bigger and more aggressive when nobody was looking! Still, Apple is not putting down a full court press frontal attack on Microsoft, they are in a sense, sharing - perhaps that is what "Boot Camp" is all about (I don't know, and I'm not even exactly speculating, I am floating a question). Are the Apple execs positioning their company as a non-enemy so that if Microsoft were to suddenly flex their muscle, they would look like the innocent ninety-eight pound weakling being bullied by the big kid? That could be good for marketing!

    1. Re:The Tortoise and the Hare by nugneant · · Score: 1

      they are now bringing a real product to market that is designed to compete with the PC industry (including the Microsoft juggernaut) head to head

      How is a computer that runs 75% as fast at 200% the cost "competing" in any way?

      Big businesses don't like being dependent on one other company for their software + hardware + upkeep. Small businesses got burned back in the late 80s with proprietary computing and would be loath to go back. The Government doesn't want a computer made by potheads. The hippies don't want a computer designed and marketed by fascists. About half of the art crowd doesn't want a product from a company that has a long track record of fucking over the customers without a care (remember the iPod batteries?). The web server crowd is happy with Linux, and IBM compatible boxes are cheaper to run it on. Middle America and the "GIT 'R DONE" crowd don't want it, it doesn't look manly the way a computer should. Most college kids can't afford one. Try telling Mom that all of a sudden most of the applications she comes across won't be able to run (or try telling her she needs to reboot into the other OS to run them). The high schoolers want the computer that has a track record of running all of the current hot games. The tweens just want to run Neopets and MySpace. And Dad just want whatever's cheap and will run with whatever he needs for the office.

      So what Apple's left with is about half the arty crowd, the new-agers, the really spoiled tweens, the college kids who can't budget their money, and that floaty group that gets suckered for whatever advertising campaign or phony, self-conscious "word of mouth" hits them at the right time. The last two groups will probably move back to the PC once they fall on financial hard times or get burned (literally, in the case of the Macbook Pro), respectively. So that means Apple will have a group of self-conscious "independants" and a bunch of people who spend most of their disposable income on crystals and silver-sprays to "rejuvinate". Oh, and a portion of the N*Sync crowd. Sounds like a real winning long-term gameplan.

      All in all, while the P.T. Barnum Theorum(TM) will keep Apple afloat for quite some time to come, I truly don't see them conquering the M$ empire (or even making more than a modest dent) unless they open up their hardware or port their OS to PC - neither of which seem very likely in the near - short term.



      Yep, this is an anti-Apple post, and like most, there's a certain amount of scornful disdain and ridicule directed towards people who fall for Apple. I'd say it's pretty inevitable, and even possibly warranted. So feel free to mod me -1 Troll, Flamebait, or even Off-Topic. Go ahead - let your inner emotions talk! Rebirth yourself! Become ONE with your inner child! And while you're throwing money at stupid new-age shit, I think Apple released a new product with round corners and a lowercase "i". You KNOW you want it! (also: CRAPPLE!!! LOL) :-D



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  133. mods, double check parent! by qortra · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why is the parent modded insightful? Modems are all over the freaking place. Any analog large-pipe that carries data requires a modem; cable, DSL (including T1, T3, etc). If you are a home owner with internet access (and don't have FIOS), you most likely have a modem. And regardless, the point is that Hayes isn't popular anymore. With all their resources, they could have switched to home networking equipment or online multimedia or microwave macaroni and cheese, but instead they faded into obscurity.

    1. Re:mods, double check parent! by qortra · · Score: 1

      Actually, they did switch to home networking; zoom/hayes. But they lost their market share anyway.

    2. Re:mods, double check parent! by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      It's funny. Laugh!

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    3. Re:mods, double check parent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but instead they faded into obscurity

      not exactly they got bought out...

      http://www.3com.com/

  134. Dvorak On Slashdot... by Mornedhel · · Score: 1

    ... again. No really, what Slashdot needs is a 'Dvorak' icon.

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  135. Maybe it is /. by str8jacket · · Score: 1

    ... that is dead. Why bother link\posting to this trolls articles? Time to find another source of "News for Nerds".

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  136. MS - Google by uarch · · Score: 1

    Dvorak's predictions are often laughably off base but he definitely makes at least one good point. 8. Preoccupation with Google. Microsoft is too easily distracted by successful companies who are not competitors. There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se. So the company obsesses on what Google is doing rather than concentrating on important Microsoft projects.

  137. Hipos... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man I love how whenever Dvorak makes a post, most Slashdotters denounce him as a crazy nut, but when it's something anti-MS...those comments are nowhere to be found...as if making bad remarks about an MS product automatically gives him credibility...

  138. Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait until Google releases their own OS.

  139. Apologies to William Carlos Williams by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Dvorak is far from the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact he's not even IN the shed. He's leaning against the outside of it rusting in the rain.

    so much depends
    upon
    John
    Dvorak
    glazed with rain
    water
    beside the white
    chickens.

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  140. I am really not sure why this is news by BluhDeBluh · · Score: 1

    Dvorak just likes to make inane random predictions that never, and I mean never, come true. His column inches are dedicated to shots in the dark which don't deserve the time of day. He's a troll with a website who claims to be an expert, and loves making wilder and crazier predictions with a distinct Apple fetish

    Apple has the best sales they've ever had, they have no reason to open source it, and it's just... nonsense to anyone.

    Looking at Slashdot posts he thinks
    * Apple is going to move to Windows
    * Microsoft should buy Opera
    * Apple are promoted by news people more than they are used
    * the Creative Commons license is worth trashing
    * That Apple's move to Intel will harm Linux
    * Google is planning a web browser
    * Apple should discontinue the Mac
    * TiVo is a way of stealing programming

    Make your own opinions. Mine is that he's a poor troll. Okay, so he correctly predicted that Apple would move to Intel. But if you fire enough shots and make enough random predictions, you're eventually going to get one on the bullseye.

  141. Right and wrong by nagora · · Score: 1
    All the problems MS has don't matter, although they are real enough. But their huge monopoly position means it has no effect on their survival. Apple, Sun, and Linux put together amount to a rounding error on MS's sales figures. IBM are in the same league cash-flow-wise (IBM's consulting division takes as much as the whole of MS, but the margins are slimmer) but they're not actually challenging for control of the market. Because they can't and they know it. The grip on the market is too strong.

    Microsoft could sit still for maybe five years or more and release NOTHING and they still would be able to come back. Universities support MS with courses based on their "ecosystem". Employers support MS by requiring applicants to be able to work with their systems (and how many more typists and accountants are there than server admins?). Governments support MS by mandating electronic document standards which are only really Office formats. Gamers and game companies support MS by buying or releasing PC games that require Windows. OEMs support MS by pre-installing their OS and packages on new machines. These people all have good reasons to do these things but it amounts to a huge life-support system for Microsoft and they can afford to screw up for years and years because all these factors mean that most users (and I mean well over 90% of all computer-based work and leisure hours logged at a desktop or laptop) have no choice but to use Windows.

    No choice. That's what monopolies are all about, which is why in a capitalist system the government's role (probably the government's only legitimate role in a truly capitalistic society) is to break up monopolies and ensure the market is open to entrepreneurs.

    Basically, Gates should be told that he has enough money and has therefore won the game and forced to retire (from MS anyway) and have MS broken up and auctioned off. In the long term we as users would benefit just as a forest benefits from the occasional fire.

    But that's not going to happen now. I don't think that Microsoft will be shifted from their position in my lifetime; unless a law was passed (everywhere) which required all machines sold to be "naked". Even then, compatibility would still give MS a very strong hand. Also not going to happen.

    The best any of us can realistically hope for is that at least no one will manage to force all computers to have Windows pre-installed and that motherboards will not have DRM installed which locks out non-MS operating systems. Even this could realistically happen; certainly Apple is showing every sign of being happy to support such things as long as it results in a duopoly (hello, BootCamp).

    TWW

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  142. My #1 reason why the are stagnating... by geekoid · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:My #1 reason why the are stagnating... by Loligo · · Score: 1


      Wow, that big dive at the beginning of that five-year period there... right around when the entire industry tanked? Yeah, that's meaningful.

      Other than that, we see fairly normal fluctuations up and down.

      What was your point again?

      If you really want something impressive, go to "Max" on the range instead.

    2. Re:My #1 reason why the are stagnating... by hey · · Score: 1
  143. No competitor by evildogeye · · Score: 1

    Predicting that Microsoft is dead in the water is a little premature. They still have a huge market advantage in virtually every field they compete in because of their size and cash flow. They will always have the ability to buy out competitors and throw more money at any problem than anyone else. They still get to hire the smartest people coming out of college.

  144. You've never used a non WYSIWYG word processor by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Let me assure you that the likes of WordStar and WordPerfect were a bitch to use.

    I never used an of the still older dedicated word processors but can guess they were even worse.

    Further there is much more to Office then Word.

    Given what you are doing with your word processor I suggest you switch to a lighter weight tool that will do everything you want. Perhaps notepad.

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  145. MS lost the developer war by alucinor · · Score: 1

    It's not cash that makes a company (though that helps); it's the people who work there.

    MS used to have the most talented engineers in the world. Now that title belongs to Google and a host of start-ups.

    If having the most money doesn't give them the brightest developers in the world, does that mean they're the most powerful company? Because they could potentially spend 10 billion in a few years to "catch up"? I don't even think stockholders would allow MS to spend that much.

    Money is like fuel, and MS is like the obsolete space shuttle -- most of the fuel goes towards lifting the weight of the fuel!

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  146. He is got one thing right by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    It's just that there is virtually nothing interesting or exciting happening (with the lone exception of the X-Box360) with anything the company is doing.

    I don't usually agree with Dvorak, but he does have a valid point here. What is exciting in about Vista, Office, or anything else Microsoft is producing? With Vista, most of the features have been around in other OSes for quite some time. With Office, how many ways can you design a word processor? Most of the time, all I need to do is type and save. Powerpoint has all the functionality I need today. Access could use some work but how exciting is "the New Access... less buggier than the old one"? Do I really need 2007? .Net, what the hell is that? Better question, why should I or any other basic user care? MSN? Are they still offering dial-up service or webservice portal? Webservice portal are a dime a dozen-Google, Yahoo, etc. They are all free anyway and I could less about advertisements. So, I do agree with Dvorak here and Microsoft is a bloated giant. They have no imagination or at least the marketing skills to show that they do.

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    1. Re:He is got one thing right by soulhuntre · · Score: 1

      I don't usually agree with Dvorak, but he does have a valid point here. What is exciting in about Vista, Office, or anything else Microsoft is producing?

      Well, since the rest of your post indicates you have actually spend zero time learning anythign at all about any of the products and technologies you mention... the answer is "nothing, stay asleep".

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  147. People are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is an unstoppable and huge contingent of people who will only use
    Microsoft no matter what happens. These are the people who continue to support
    Microsoft regardless of the quality of their products vs. other products
    available for cheaper.

  148. Darn them all to heck! by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft is damned if they do and damned if they don't."

    As often as I hear people say "Damn it!" or "This damn computer [rant]" or something to that effect in reference to the Microsoft software they're using, it seems like they're pretty damn damned no matter what.

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  149. A ninth reason by couch_warrior · · Score: 1

    In the Gospel of John, (not Dvorak) the devil takes Jesus up onto a hillside and shows him the "kingdoms of the world" and offers it to Jesus as a reward if he will fall down and worship the devil.
    Jesus said no, but clearly Mr. William G the 3rd said yes.
    So the ninth reason Microsoft is dead and doomed to burn for all eternity is... oh, wait, that's not what Dvorak was saying, was it?
    Sorry, my bad...

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  150. Re:You've never used a non WYSIWYG word processor by netwiz · · Score: 1

    Word's not really much of a WYSIWYG word processor. Only in the best case will it function like that. Most of the time, tho, it's a document mutilation tool.
     
    /does anyone at MS even realize how bad Word is?
    //i mean, use the thing for an hour, and see what happens.
    ///gaaaah! why can't I get rid of all these paragraph notations! they just appeared after I added a linefeed, and now they won't go away!!!
    ////why do I actually have to insert the HTML line break command to add a linefeed in this comment???

  151. Create Dvorak Section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least with Katz we could filter him out of the headlines with preferences.

  152. MS jumped the shark not long ago... by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    I've said that Longhorn will be Microsoft's OS2 for months. It will be adopted by the businesses who are so incredibly stupid that they really thing they have to adopt everything MS puts out as "new."

    I knew MS has jumped the shark in my C#.NET class. Every single student who had a pirate copy of VS.NET had it working. Every single one of us who had legit software had failed to get VS.NET to install. This is typical of MS' policies on piracy. I don't pirate MS' software - I run Knoppix.

    From The Article :
    > "Microsoft has been unable to cope with Open Source except to complain about it."

    You forget the hundreds of Linux users who are sitting in prison thanks to the BSA, not to mention the people who have been shot on both sides of this war. The BSA may kick in yoru door tonight. Are you ready to defend your right to run Linux? !!Lock & Load!

    Andy Out!

  153. I'm not menstruating, you insensitive clod!! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    What's this about pad computing? Are the sharks smelling blood in the water?

    (Seriously, though, what's the difference between Pad Computing and Tablet Computing?)

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  154. Obsession with Google is smart (Dvorak is wrong) by snowwrestler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He says that Microsoft is too easily distracted by companies who are not competitors. Not competitors right now is more like it. 20 years ago Bell Atlantic and Cox Communications weren't competitors either, neither were Sony and Apple. Microsoft obviously sees something in Google that makes them think they WILL be a direct competitor in the future, even if they are only an oblique competitor now.

    I can make a pretty good guess as to what that is--Google provides rich software as a service and they make money doing it. Microsoft has known for almost a decade now that the continual growth in networks will enable software to be provided as a service. And the continued increase in the acceptance of open source means that the perceived value of software as a product will continue to decrease...how much could the Office product be worth if 90% of the most-used functionality is available for $0.00? Meanwhile the greater sophistication and reliability of software means that replacement cycles are slowing down, and the ever-more-common use of updates and patches reinforces the service aspect to software.

    When software is available as a service, the business model changes dramatically--it's not (just) a product sale anymore. So what does it become? On-demand, pay as needed? Monthly or annual subscription? Advertising supported? Google has gone with the latter, and they are making money with software services--effectively establishing themselves as threats to a future Microsoft direction.

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  155. .Net is dead by cmay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .Net is SOOOO dead.

    How dead is it?

    It's so dead, that recently .Net Programmer was ranked a top-5 in demand job!
    http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/0 2/04/0638219

    But sure, Microsoft is dead in the water.

    Hey, I heard they just released a special pink IPod!! Apple is really going places!

  156. Re:The future is now - and have they evolved? by aanzelm · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Microsoft advertising ironically highlights dinosaurs"

    Every time I see their dinosaur commercials telling
    me how Microsoft Office has evolved, I can hear
    a voice saying:

    "This just means it was not Intelligently Designed"...

  157. Vista features by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Get it straight. Vista is XP with Glass, and new audio and networking stacks.

  158. Obsess much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Six years ago I had a heated debate with a friend about what should be done about Microsoft. "

    You had a heated debate with a friend over Microsoft? Not only that, but it's impacted you so deeply that you're able to touch upon it with almost total recall (down to your friend's hand gestures) SIX YEARS later?

    Gentlemen, I think we've found Slashdot patient zero...

  159. XMLHTTPREQUEST by robogun · · Score: 1

    I had to go and look this up to see why everyone is gushing about it. To me all it looks like is PUSH via javascript. Is it really that revolutionary & could kill Microsoft? Any example pages?

    I'm not jumping on you, just need more data.

    1. Re:XMLHTTPREQUEST by juniorkindergarten · · Score: 1

      maps.google.com

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  160. Recurrent Predictions by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

    Predicting the imminent death of Microsoft has replaced predicting the imminent death of the Internet. Both predictions are stupid and Not Going to Happen. Microsoft owns 95% of the market and has tens of billions in cash reserves. That means they are untouchable due to network effect, no matter how shoddy or overpriced their products are.

  161. Did Netcraft confirm ? by droopycom · · Score: 1


    I wont believe it until then...

  162. Sign 9: ROI in RHAT vs. MSFT by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

    comparing hypothetical investments made one year ago.
    I put this link in my profile back-in-the-day. Running this with the market numbers, MSFT tracks with the market. That's another sign of being dead in the water -- flowing with the current.

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  163. Point by point... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    1. Vista OS. It's now so delayed that its consumer version will miss the 2006 Christmas season. It's now supposed to arrive in early 2007. Even when it does, all of its promised cool features have been removed and it appears to be little more than a gussied-up version of Windows XP. It appears as if it is going to be a great disappointment. This should have been the company's number one priority.

    Missing Christmas isn't a big deal -- who's going to buy you an OS for Christmas? If it's just going to be bundled as always, I see no reason MS has any inscentive to finish the OS at all, much less add all those features -- if they did nothing at all, Dell would still be shipping XP for $50 per computer.

    What amazes me is that anyone was the least bit surprised in the sheer amount of vaporware in Vista. The intelligent people are looking at this and saying "Hmm, maybe it's technically better, but it's still not worth $200. I'll pirate it or get it bundled with my computer."

    2. Office 2007. There is nothing in this new suite that is going to do much more than sustain the product as a dominant office suite. Unfortunately seven different versions are going to be released which will just confuse things. A new enterprise version has been added which appears to have a Lotus Notes-like element called Microsoft Groove. This is being sold as some sort of solution for online collaboration. If it is anything like Notes it will create a lot of anguish with users.

    Seven different versions of Vista isn't a good thing either. I admit it sounds a bit like different Linux distros, but historically, different versions of XP, say, only mean that XP Home is a crippled version of XP Pro, and XP Corporate is XP Pro without all the copy protection crap.

    However, innovation in the interface is a good thing. But, I'm just as skeptical about this as I was about the changes to the XP interface. Ok, I like the look better than 2K, and I like how it groups different windows of the same program (something Linux did for years before), and hides unused taskbar icons (which is only nice because there are so damn many of them in the first place.) But, there were also a huge number of "innovations" that did nothing but get in the way.

    3. MSN. Microsoft should have abandoned MSN a decade ago. There is a lot of talk about Microsoft becoming more of a publisher and selling advertising. Microsoft should be buying advertising not selling it. This is not a media publishing company; it's a software publishing company. Why people keep encouraging Microsoft to go in this direction is baffling.

    Maybe because this direction lies actual profit. They've seen what Google can do with it -- and Google was actually innovative here, so MS is trying to embrace/extend as usual. Maybe not the best tactic, but not a dead end anymore than anything else MS has done.

    4. MSN Search Engine. Again more of the same and pointless. Selling ads

    Same applies here, then.

    5. Xbox360. The potential to become the dominant game platform and an eventual and enviable profit center. Unfortunately the company did not foresee the Sony delays and failed to manufacture enough units to satisfy the demand. This was an exhibition of poor planning and bad business intelligence gathering.

    I'm guessing they did forsee Sony delays, and that's why they rushed their product out. No, the surprise was how much demand there was.

    I see nothing horribly wrong on the business end of the 360, only several very large things wrong with me actually buying one for any significant amount of money. I'll probably borrow one to play Halo 3's campaign, then give it back.

    6. Pad-based computing. According to Gates just a few years back this was to become the dominant form of computing by now. What happened?

    Probably the same thing that happened to a lot of their failures. I don't see Media Center edition being a big deal either.

    7. Dot Net initiative. The

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  164. You know what this means... by bealzabobs_youruncle · · Score: 1

    it means MS is alive and well. Dvorak has been celebrating Apple's death for years and always been wrong, called Linux a hobbyist fad until someone told him about Ajax and now MS is dead too? Methinks someone is trolling for hits, nothing to see here...

  165. Re:My personal experience in tech support w change by vertinox · · Score: 0

    For like 12 years MS hasn't changed the Office UI singificantly because of "training" issues, and everyone here flamed them for rehashing the same product over-and-over.

    The problem is that only the vocal minority complains about things and it gets changed, while the majority of users are fine with the way things are.

    I work for a 3rd party Office Tech support company and every time an company upgrades from 97, 2000 to either 2002 and 2003 I already know what the call is about. Here are the top 3 questions...

    1. Why can't I get rid of Track changes? - This one is major. We get calls all the time about this and it is a bitch to describe how to accept all changes because you can no longer to it through the Tools, Track Changes, Accept all Changes in document menu. You have to find the "Peice of paper" with the check mark on it and then accept. This may not even be visible on their screen becacse their toolbars might be coverning the options up. That or add the Accept all Changes back to the tool bar through customize toolbars but that is a pain to do each item.

    Well that isn't the half of this issue... Mostly these people just upgraded and now all their documents have track changes. I have spoken to literally hundreds of users who saw this and then immediatley figured it was the Final Showing mark up and they toggle it only to find when they reopen the document it shows the track changes again.

    2. I can't figure out mail merges?! - From 97 to 2000 you had a simple 3 step merge process which in 2002 and 2003 they converted to 6 steps which most of the menus don't make sense and has it own set of DDE bugs. Now they have to relearn it all over again.

    3. I want to get rid of the task pane! - Yes this a simple and silly question, but these people are paying us by the minue to fix these problems and so we spend about 90 seconds having them go to the tools, options, general and uncheck startup task pane.

    Trust me... Non techies do not like change. They want to learn their job and then just do it without having to mess with change... EVER!

    Vista is going to put a world of hurt on the corporate world. Yeah... It going to keep me employed and busy, but I'm sure all the CIO's are collectively cringing thinking about how much is going to cost them to retrain their work force.

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  166. Mod Parent Up by jdeluise · · Score: 1

    Great comment! It's very true. Most people are completely unwilling to learn even the basics of how to operate a computer yet they allow themselves to become completely and utterly dependent on them. For example, I can't tell you the number of people that can't understand the concept of a file. How many times have I walked someone through a task and when I tell them to click on something, they ask me if I mean right-click or left-click. They obviously have no concept of what the right button is for. Or I ask them to look at something on their desktop and have no clue what I'm talking about.
    Unfortunately, operating a computer is not like driving a car and never will be. I had some hope that the next generation of computer users (read: current teenagers and younger) would be better, but I feel like I find just as many of them that are nearly as clueless as their parents. The only difference is, they can use iTunes. I sometimes feel the human race is doomed if this level of computer ignorance continues.......

  167. oh sorry, let me try again by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    What I meant to say is that I single-handedly invented the one, and headed the committee that developed the zero. In my spare time I enjoy getting multi-terabyte Oracle databases to run on my Atari 2600. The only real problem with that is it makes River Raid lag. And in my spare time at work I've been working on an interface that will let me plug by brain directly into a USB port. Shouldn't be difficult, and shortly thereafter I plan to also do firewire. There are no plans for bluetooth at this time.

    1. Re:oh sorry, let me try again by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      There are no plans for bluetooth at this time.

      Well, that's disappointing. Let me know if you ever decide to do a bluetooth tooth. I'd be on that in a heartbeat.

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  168. I just tested one of your comments by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=184424&cid=152 27525

    INAUTHENTIC

    So we have an inauthentic commenter commenting about an inauthentic article. I think my head is about to explode.

    cLive ;-)

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  169. Bill knows... by kreuzotter · · Score: 1

    When you look at the MSFT insider trading you find that William H. Gates, III has sold in the last 12 month 147000000 shares (about $4 Billion). That is about 15% of his shares. He has sold similar amounts in the previous years. Bill is bailing out as fast as he can without creating a panic.

  170. What The Fu.... by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

    is going on here? What did Dvorak do to you people? That overrides your natural loathing of Microsoft, and has you all foaming at the mouth to defend it so you can berate poor old Mr. Dvorak.

    FWIW, I think his article is perfectly reasonable. MS is, after 30 years, still incapable of managing a release of their major product. They jumped into the overcrowded and cutthroat game console business for no reason but they just like to try to take things over. There's no real money in it for them, unless they manage to wipe out Nintendo and Sony. And the obsession with trying to "kill" Google is about as stupid as a company can get. What's next, Amazon? But then, look who's in charge (Steve Ballbustmer). All they really know how to do is monopolize. That's one of the drawbacks of a monopoly.

    I fully expect this post to be marked flamebait and/or troll within 30 seconds. Go ahead... make my day.

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    1. Re:What The Fu.... by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Interesting points. Pretty much everything you say is right, which is just about why MS takes over the world so successfully. As a monopoly, they don't have to put any effort into getting a product release right. (They in fact do, but that's another story). Ultimately as a monopoly, if you crush the competition you will start to make money down the road.

      MS has enough money and power and control over the industry that they don't have to worry about actual products. That's why Dvorak is right, but dead wrong about the consequences.

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    2. Re:What The Fu.... by Budenny · · Score: 1

      You're right. He's right. He may be a terrible tech journalist, he may be a complete idiot, he may not be a nice man - but what he is saying this time is right. Its not a growth stock any more. If you thought it was any time in the last five years, you lost money. If you look at recent price action, something dramatic is going on. Don't know what, but am sure we will find out. Look at Dell also.

      Time for them to settle down, start paying dividends, cut costs, and accept that they are a utility company now.

  171. Wow! 5 of 8 completely wrong! by tereshchenko · · Score: 1

    1 - Vista - WRONG!
    Contrary to the rumours most of the "cool" features are still in Vista and the rest (WinFS) will be added in Service Pack 1 - so the project is pretty much on track.

    2 - Office 2007 - WRONG
    Complete GUI remake with new interface paradigm (the most significant change in all office suites' UIs since 80s and MS-DOS) + new open XML-based file formats = big release (definitely bigger then 2000, XP or 2003).

    3/4 - MSN / MSN Search Engine - WRONG
    Top 3 website worldwide + top 2 instant messaging service (software product btw) + top 2 webmail service. This is a success (even if certain Dvorak thinks the direction is "wrong").

    5 - Xbox360 - MOSTLY WRONG
    Second most popular console (outside Japan) - hardly a failure. And after CPU upgrade, Halo 3 and HD-DVD drive (all aimed at PS3) - it may even become number one.

    6 - Pad-based computing - MOSTLY WRONG
    It is taking off slowly, but it is getting more and more popular. Not necessary as Tablet PC, but also including Windows Mobile "pad" devices.

    7 - .Net - WRONG
    Killed? What open source has to do with .NET framework anyway? He's comparing apples and oranges here...
    And I'm not even gonna mention that C#/VB.net/C++.CLI replaced VB6, Delphi (mostly), C++ (partially), Java (partially, work in progress) - and most important: it brought them all together in single homogeneous environment on MS OS.

    8 - Google - CORRECT
    Well, at least one thing he got correctly. Then again there was Netscape before. And WordPerfect. And Lotus. And Novell. And Borland. And Corel. And RealNetworks.

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  172. Google is Microsoft's creation by Leolo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has pretty much destroyed the traditional desktop software market. They did it through a combination of incompetance and malice. By incompetance, look at their badly documented, sloppily implemented and ever shifting APIs which make writing apps hard and seamlessly deploying upgrades even harder. Add to this a security model that allows malware to thrive which in turn means that testing out new software is fraught. As for Microsoft's malice, look what happened to Stac, Netscape and many others.

    So Microsoft has made making a living writing small desktop apps is inordinately difficult. AJAX and Flash allow one to side step the problems Microsoft has created. And Google is a threat to Microsoft because they provide very useful, very powerful, cross-platform applications without playing Microsoft's way. And if this catches on, Microsoft because irrelevant.

  173. In fact, you ALMOST got it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In fact, you almost got it.

    All you say is true. But the point is not what you say.

    Of course, Microsoft is clever enough to know that its current cash cows (Windows and Office) won't last forever.

    But the point is "what is doing Microsoft to prepare itself for this future?". As you say, entering the race that other companies started: search (Google), music (iTunes), games (Sony). That is to say, screaming "me too!" for any profitable business related to technology that is fashionable. I'm amazed that they haven't launched nakedmicrosoftbabies.com. At least so far.

    Microsoft should start new races, new paths to meet the user's needs (not everything is invented and there is a lot of room for improvement in software industry). Instead of this, Microsoft is a follower of other companies' paths, not a leader.

    I am old enough to remember the days when Microsoft was the leader in PC industry. Back then, everything Microsoft did was received with excitement. These were the days. Since five years ago, every news that comes from Redmond makes me yawn.

    These is the point Dvorak is trying to make. Microsoft will keep make lots of money but what they do is more and more irrelevant for software industry.

  174. Yeah. Jon who? by maynard · · Score: 1

    I heard Katz is off writing about dogs and dog ownership these days. What a fall, eh?

  175. Dot Net initiative is fine by jbplou · · Score: 2, Informative

    His arguement is that open source systems are free. Well .Net is free so if there is a problem with system costs that is an OS issue not .Net which is free just like Java.

  176. best quote by ksheff · · Score: 1

    A new enterprise version has been added which appears to have a Lotus Notes-like element called Microsoft Groove. This is being sold as some sort of solution for online collaboration. If it is anything like Notes it will create a lot of anguish with users.

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    1. Re:best quote by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      For once I agree with the man... Notes . What a nightmare.

  177. Re:You've never used a non WYSIWYG word processor by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    I liked Wordperfect 6.0. Also did a lot of my college papers on a CPM machine running WordStar. It's the main reason I use Joe in Linux. The keys are the same, pretty much.

    However, I still stand by my statement. A word processor shouldn't be a big deal, because the task is does isn't a big deal. For me, using Word is just making sure that other non-technical people can open and read your documents. Other than that, I use gvim.

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  178. I'll bet you... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
    There is no "fallback" or "training-wheels" mode for the old Office UI

    I'll bet you there is before it ships...

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    1. Re:I'll bet you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, there won't be. You're not the first person to ask for this and won't be the last. It just isn't going to happen at this point in the development cycle.

    2. Re:I'll bet you... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      It just isn't going to happen at this point in the development cycle.

      Well, assuming you're on the inside and know that as a fact, we'll have to take your word for it. Even so, I'll still bet that either the release gets delayed or the first patch includes the option. There are just too many cautious people in the business world who are going to hesitate over something that looks so different, regardless of any actual usability and training implications.

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  179. Re:You've never used a non WYSIWYG word processor by mattmatt · · Score: 1

    I still prefer LaTeX over Word any day.

  180. I think you've got it dead right... by Garwulf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this puts it almost perfectly.

    Quite frankly, when I look at the Microsoft monopoly, I see a monopoly that's actually in very poor health. It isn't going to fall over soon, but it isn't going to last too many more years either.

    As far as I can see, Microsoft has two core products:

    1. Windows - it's a good product to have as a cornerstone, because everybody will need to keep it updated to be current. However, it's a product that is under siege. Every malware writer out there has it in their sights. And, they've fallen very badly behind with Vista, while Linux and Mac OS X have been proving themselves more current and stable. But, even more to the point, when was the last time you saw a big line-up for a Windows release a la Windows 95? People aren't using the product because they want to, they're using it because they need to, and that means that once they think there's a viable alternative, they'll switch. And, as you pointed out, Microsoft knows that.

    2. Office - here the problem is just as you said - Office 97 was good enough for a lot of people. It's a solid product, and not one that really needs to be updated, and so the business for each new version runs the risk of getting smaller and smaller.

    It's hardly a surprise that Microsoft is trying to diversify a la IBM - quite frankly, it's probably their best chance for survival, and I think they know it...

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  181. Re:My personal experience in tech support w change by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

    Interesting points. Where I work we have stuck with WordPerfect because those of us who write (my companiy's main product) find Word to be so alien and unfriendly as to be unusable.

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  182. Re:You've never used a non WYSIWYG word processor by KwKSilver · · Score: 1
    I liked Wordperfect 6.0.
    Me too, I still have my copy of WP6.0c for DOS on floppies. Mostly I use WP 9 at work, more rarely at home as I seldom boot Windows here. Thanks for the tip about Joe, which I see is available as an Ubuntu package.
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  183. Re: Microsoft's strength was the operating system? by vwnlinux · · Score: 1

    Seriously. MS's strength was the OS? Ummm. OK.

    However, I do agree with you. They have lost focus on what was working (not that it was a good product, ie Windows 9x and NT), and because they lost focus on what was working for them as a company, other's are now far ahead (Apple) or catching up (Linux) to the projected features of Vista. Oh, BTW, we know Vista will have the typical initial release issues that Windows releases have.

    Microsoft dead? Nope. They will still be around for a long time - much like IBM, but we will see a shift to alternative operating systems and desktop software products within the next three years.

  184. Dvorak is King by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

    Doesnt anybody else get the mans writings? It not supposed to be reporting, or accurate, its entertainment. With his wild claims and predictions its like hes a phycic for the tech world. People read him because they want to hear what he'll come up with, not because they actually believe its going to come true.

  185. Wake up and smell the coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dvorak's terrible reporting and sensationalistic, self serving articles are a regular here on Slashdot so it's not too hard to see that ./ and aforementioned hack are in bed together on some level. Advertising perhaps? Cos for a site that chooses a handful of the top stories each day, Dvoraks crap should not be getting anywhere near the front page.

  186. In any real sense of the word "empire" by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    Empires are based on economy, not on stuffed-shirt politicians.

  187. Embrace and extend by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Initially Microsoft was contributing and improving Java (heard of J++?) but Sun sued them for it. It was then Microsoft went and created it's own solution (.NET).

    Your attempt to re-rwite history is not very good - initially Microsoft tried to hijack Java, by adding non-standard features (ever hear of the Windows specific extnesion to J++)? Later on they slowed down the adoption of applets by having that damn J++ lingering in systems everywhere, bedeviling serious applet writers. Only now have applets started to become somewhat common to see. Just recently Sun got a few Billion dollars from Microsoft as a direct result, so it's not just me who thought Microsoft overstepped.

    Microsoft also never got on board the official Java standards body, the JCP - even though they were invitied. They chose to take thier toys and go home.

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  188. I've got the answer...one bullet by caller9 · · Score: 1

    Hey I speculate that blah deh blahde blibbety bloo. I'm also one of the dudes you might remember from cnet or tech tv or something like that crap.

    This guy is the John Madden of technology sportscasting. When he speaks truth he is stating the obvious. When he attempts to forcast he just pulls crap out of his ass. He should learn to use a Mac and find peace away from the real geeks.

    Madden-esque: The PC will continue to be the most common personal computing appliance for a long time to come....What I think the software vendor is trying to do here is maximize profits and ship a lot of copies....I think the mistake they made here is to alienate their profit base and also shit where they eat....Boom tough actin' tinactin!

    I also hate anyone who greenlights stuff with Dvorak anywhere in the article.

  189. I'll have what Dvorak is drinking. by liftphreaker · · Score: 1

    What is the guy drinking, or smoking? Whatever it is, I'll have some of that. I really need a delusionary acid trip right now, after a stressful day at work.

  190. Re:My personal experience in tech support w change by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    I'm sure all the CIO's are collectively cringing thinking about how much is going to cost them to retrain their work force.

    Unless M$ offers some serious incentive to upgrade to Vista then you may see ppl
    hold back for quite awhile, and some Corporations are still running a Win2k domain
    versus moving to XP and were 1/3rd of the way into 2006 .

    They'd rather take the money and spend it elsehwere .

    A good example of how some major corporations hate to spend money on IT .

    Conoco corporate in Ponca City Oklahoma in 2001 had 10 Base-T hubs for most of
    their network at their Administration facility their for that refinery,
    and had a cmpus of several bldgs, and basically ignored the 5-4-3 rule .

    It was so bad to ghost the machines we had to haul them to the basement
    and hook them up to a seperate LAN in a lab, and when we got there
    they were trying to back up 25 machines at once thru one cat5e strand , lol .

    The network was hideous, and crashed, and was miserably slow because they
    did not want to do the right thing and lay the network out right .

    The network went up and down so much I nicknamed it Yo-Yo net .

    Thus why I say unless it affects them drastically they are not going to
    squat and drop a thin dime for IT, and look at IT as burden not a benefit .

    Some smarter companies realize their is a threshold and spend enough to
    keep it working well, but most look for any excuse to cut corners .

    Ex-MislTech

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  191. What the fuck? (aka WTF n00b) by nerotik · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If you all hate John Dvorak so damn much, why the hell do you keep posting his articles? Why the fuck do you keep posting in threads related to his articles? Everyone knows he's an asshole, if you'd just ignore his stupid fucking ramblings, his column would stop making money and GO AWAY.

    Too bad you're all a bunch of sheep.

    Douchebags.

  192. So according to that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The OSS guys invented XmlHttpRequest because, although MS invented the tag, the OSS coders took it up and moved the market.
    ?

  193. Google... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft might be stagnant.
    However Microsoft is very good at making products people like and understand. For better or worse their products are very user friendly. Might not be innovative, but they are easy to use and fairly solid.

    Google on the other side is producing brilliant technology solutions, but they are designed by technical folks for technical folks.
    Take Gmail as an example. Cool, yes. But much more complicated and less intuitive to use than Hotmail or Yahoo mail.
    Take Google Desktop search. Cool, yes. Works in every browser. But it is much less understandable and easy to use than Microsoft Desktop Search.
    And the list continues.

    The adoption of Linux shows that technical superiority does not make a product more successful. Microsoft is here to stay if they do not fail to be customer focused and produce software the way people want to have it.
    Google on the other hand must change its techno-centric culture a little bit to make products easy and simple. That's what made them successful in the search engine market.

  194. John Dvorak by rm69990 · · Score: 1

    Thank god Slashdot is posting some well thought-out, well researched and well written news for once! I say every article on Slashdot should be by John Dvorak ;)

  195. Re:You've never used a non WYSIWYG word processor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was so hard about WordStar? I taught myself to use it on CP/M in a few hours, and it was pretty easy to use due to its context menus. The only hard things about it were:

    1) The embedded "." commands, which weren't on the menus, and therefore had to be memorised (although the only one most people used was ".pa" to insert manual page breaks).

    2) Mailmerge being via a separate program.

    3) Having to reformat a document with a command after editing it.

    Other than that, I found WordStar to actually be better than Word for writing real documents (i.e. stuff that isn't a letter) because:

    -- All its commands were available from the keyboard using well designed key patterns.

    -- You could see _every_ formatting command on the screen, and delete them just as easily as text characters.

    -- Documents were simple text files with no special binary data in them.

    -- Printer and screen "drivers" were also text files.

    You'd be surprised how many professional authors still use WordStar (and not the Windows version either). People who type and edit large volumes of text appreciate not having to interrupt their typing rhythm reaching for function keys, cursor keys, or even worse, a mouse, to perform basic editing operations. It's just as easy to use without looking at the keyboard on a laptop, whereas the keys Word uses are in completely different places and smaller (such people commonly use key remapping software to map the control key to the caps lock on IBM PC-derived keyboards, which relegated control to a far more awkward position for touch typists than was the case with other machines that WordStar ran on).

    Note that I'm not claiming WordStar is a better WP than Word or whatever in a universal sense (professional authors for example are notable in having little interest in WYSIWYG because they mostly print double-spaced manuscripts that will be edited and type-set by others). However, it was not a "bitch to use" for everyone -- in fact, for many touch-typists, Word's reliance on "Windows-isms" makes it far more of a bitch than WordStar, not to mention proprietary and ever-changing document formats, binary printer drivers that ordinary mortals can't configure, and a penchant for thinking it knows what you want to to, and then doing it without being told.

  196. MOD PARENT THE FUCK UP. by iogan · · Score: 1

    Come on, it's already at 4. Just one more.

  197. Of course Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag... by alizard · · Score: 1

    and if the blood in the water is coming out so fast that even Dvorak has noticed, MS may be in far more trouble than even we thought.

  198. But there is not a real reason to use the new UI. by master_p · · Score: 1

    It is not that the new Office represents a quantum leap in user interfaces. The old UI works just fine. I think that if people are going to find the new UI difficult to use, they will stick to Office 2003.

  199. Microsoft 2006 is not like IBM 1984 by master_p · · Score: 1

    There is no comparison with 1984 IBM. The PCJr was a flop because it was an overpriced incompetent machine; for 700$ you bought CGA graphics and beep-beep sound, whereas with half the price you got a C64 with much better graphics, hardware sprites and scrolling and the famous SID.

    Microsoft has no such low-quality product in its hands. Let's be serious: Vista will be an improvement over XP, just like XP was an improvement over win2k. We all remember that here at /., people said very often "I do not need XP, win2k serves me fine"...but when XP came out, the improvements at kernel, libraries, interface etc were so great that now it is very hard to find win2k installed in an office.

    I agree that Dvorak is wrong (as usually is), but I also disagree with most of /.ers saying that Microsoft is in trouble. Microsoft is not in any kind of trouble at all. You will see the rate of adoption of Vista will be very high once it comes out.

    As for Microsoft having found a cash cow, what's different now than, let's say, 10 years ago? nothing, in my opinion: their aim is to make a profit by gradually offering more and more features, creating needs in consumers. If Microsoft wanted, they could have made Windows XP in 1985; it is not that there are new algorithms now or languages that did not exist back then (even OpenGL existed). Bill Gates has spoken about information management technology more than 20 years ago (i.e. the O/S being the database), and the project Cairo is about that. Does anybody believe that Microsoft has failed to implement Cairo? they haven't. They just hold the ace card for the right moment.

  200. You know what this means... by galimore · · Score: 1

    Sweet!

    This means Apple doesn't have to open source their OS. ;)

  201. Is it me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or does the new MS Office seem an awful lot like Apple iWorks?

  202. that's funny. by w4rl5ck · · Score: 1

    I mean. You know. Apple is officially broke. M$ is dead in the water. Now they should obviously join forces (i.e. Macs sold with Vista, Apple buys M$ and so on) so they can be broke AND dead in the water at the same time! Wow! DeveloperDeveloperDeveloper! That would be SO GREAT! *mwuahaha*

    Or would it?

    Sorry, some people just are so... I mean, look at the article tags, it's all there ;)

  203. Re: Microsoft's strength was the operating system? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Well the software was not good, but it was strong in that it was almost a monopoly you know.

    That aside i do not see any need for upgrading my xp to vista.

  204. Re:Obsession with Google is smart (Dvorak is wrong by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
    how much could the Office product be worth if 90% of the most-used functionality is available for $0.00?

    It is

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  205. Dvorak, Apple and Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot articles on any of these three are repulsive and shouldn't appear on the front page.

  206. Re:He's right with at least one thing: .NET adopti by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    I, and some others are moving more towards open source.

    A lot of VB6 people feel some strong resentment that a lot of their indepth and detailed experience in building VB is going down the trash can. Go FOSS, and things evolve.

  207. Hell frozen over? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think hell just froze over... Dvorak is always ringing the deth nell for Apple and praising Microsoft. Now it appears he has 'switched' to predicting microsoft's death.

  208. MOD parent UP by asdhwesd · · Score: 1

    Good homework with those articles...

    I actually enjoyed the latest Dvorak article, if for nothing else than it points out the obvious. Vista is going to be a late disappointment. MSN search, as someone said, could be powerful if they are allowed to integrate with IE 7, but Google is too popular for people to not simply change their homepage to google or type it in every time they launch IE. And lets face it, Apple has the marketing buzz that Microsoft can never get back. Whether it is Apple or another company rising up, I think that Microsoft is a slowly sinking life raft in the consumer market (that will never capsize, but will not be the battleship they once were).

  209. Why we support people who are willfully helpless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why do we support people who are willfully helpless?



    Because there are so many of them.

  210. Reading comprehension? by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    I know it is. In fact that was my point.

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  211. Maybe for someone who's never seen a computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I was using MID2MOD to chaingun Former Humans to the kicking sounds of Nirvana back in the days where the only music you could find online was MIDI files (as opposed to now, where you can find anything but MIDI - unless you want to pay $1.95 under the "ringtone" banner. Bullshit).

    So this was, what... maybe 98 or thereabouts. And I was late to the scene.

  212. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trans-generational relations are +1 Funny for the ages.

  213. You're talking bullocks, sir. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly is a "conservative"? What exactly is a "liberal"? I assume these two words mean two opposite things, so another question is, "at what point does one cross the line"?

    Okay, I know what you're trying to get at, but really, the world isn't black and white. If you were making a movie or something arty, that's one thing, but basing your entire worldview on it? That's unhealthy.

  214. Re:He's right with at least one thing: .NET adopti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, yes, Europe. The very cutting edge keystone of tech. Where the Master System, Spectrum and C-64 reigned supreme way into the, what, mid 1990s?

    See, they were doing dogshit (the SMS), kitsch (the Speccy, with the Sponge Keyboard of "baaahahahhahahahahha that thing's the pink plastic flamingo of computing") AND retro (the admittedly beloved C-64) way way before these buzzwords were hip in America!

    If Europe was any measure of where tech is headed, the rest of the world would probably still be using Amigas.