Nah, it was a USB stick full of porn videos.
The worst bit isn't the virus though - it's that the carrier forgot to put the playback codecs on the stick on well.
It's a hacking motivational exercise, as seen in the documentary Swordfish. It is believed that like
the Ballmer Peak, it can become detrimental to
work when used in large doses. As geeks supposedly have no girlfriends, it has
been hard to confirm this.
Ref:Hackers All they did was make out, and his fishy lips all over my Angelina was the worst turn on ever. Saying that, I could see full blown stickiness being represented in those
realistic hacking sequences. Scary.
NOBODY expects the Goatse! My chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... My two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... My *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the poop.... My *four*...no... *Amongst* my weapons.... Amongst my weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
Fear not the people identifying themselves, fear the wife (for the few/.ers that have them).
"On the 12th March 2008 I found blue hairs on your jacket. Now this guy who looks similar to you turns up on the google maps search cache on Evergreen Terrace."
"I told you, I wasn't there! It was someone else!"
"I hate to say it, but the string-and-tin-can has outlived it's usefulness anyway. Any idiot can create a string-and-tin-can, Any idiot can post anonymously and any idiot can freely distribute kiddie porn as a result. Let's face it, the string-and-tin-can is an outdated system that is primarily abused. Anything accomplished with the string-and-tin-can can be done elsewhere faster, cheaper and better. Sure, the pedo crowd can still find ways to trade, but the string-and-tin-can makes it too easy to hook up. Killing the string-and-tin-can won't kill kiddie porn, but it makes it more difficult. Does anyone really give a crap if the string-and-tin-can disappears? Seriously?"
That's not a bad price. I pay $10 a month so I can have my/. comments occasionally interleaved with gay/scat porn and the occassional link to quality asshole porn. Maybe you could hang out with me on SL for a while at technology conventions pulling goatses?
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Nah, it was a USB stick full of porn videos. The worst bit isn't the virus though - it's that the carrier forgot to put the playback codecs on the stick on well.
It's a hacking motivational exercise, as seen in the documentary Swordfish. It is believed that like the Ballmer Peak, it can become detrimental to work when used in large doses. As geeks supposedly have no girlfriends, it has been hard to confirm this.
Ref: Hackers All they did was make out, and his fishy lips all over my Angelina was the worst turn on ever. Saying that, I could see full blown stickiness being represented in those realistic hacking sequences. Scary.
God sues Apple.
Richard Stallman shaves.
Twitter found murdered by M$ agents.
Duke Nukem Forever released.
Slashdot named dating site of the year.
Bill Gates reveals he is the Goatse guy.
NOBODY expects the Goatse! My chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... My two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... My *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the poop.... My *four*...no... *Amongst* my weapons.... Amongst my weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
Fear not the people identifying themselves, fear the wife (for the few /.ers that have them).
"On the 12th March 2008 I found blue hairs on your jacket. Now this guy who looks similar to you turns up on the google maps search cache on Evergreen Terrace."
"I told you, I wasn't there! It was someone else!"
"Your ID tag was on his lapel."
"I love you!"
And sucks ass that it previewed perfectly :(.
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20 points! But not enough to beat the lameness filter!
I thought personalized trolls were a subscriber-only option.
"I hate to say it, but the string-and-tin-can has outlived it's usefulness anyway. Any idiot can create a string-and-tin-can, Any idiot can post anonymously and any idiot can freely distribute kiddie porn as a result. Let's face it, the string-and-tin-can is an outdated system that is primarily abused. Anything accomplished with the string-and-tin-can can be done elsewhere faster, cheaper and better. Sure, the pedo crowd can still find ways to trade, but the string-and-tin-can makes it too easy to hook up. Killing the string-and-tin-can won't kill kiddie porn, but it makes it more difficult. Does anyone really give a crap if the string-and-tin-can disappears? Seriously?"
Not even worth saying 'you must be new here'.
Is CmdrTaco a beowulf cluster of noobs?
I agree. Or don't. Maybe. I'm not sure. Mod parent troll!
No, that'd be breaking and entering.. by like the nerdiest burgler ever.
That's not a bad price. I pay $10 a month so I can have my /. comments occasionally interleaved with gay/scat porn and the occassional link to quality asshole porn. Maybe you could hang out with me on SL for a while at technology conventions pulling goatses?