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  1. Let's save the world 7 seconds! on CAPTCHA Using Ad-Based Verification · · Score: 0

    Yeah, let us all save the world's 7 seconds multiplied by 1 bilion users. That would give us 221 years. Imagine what we can do in 221 of productive life! Fantaramtastic! I love such calculations. But, hey, I spent 80 seconds typing this message. That's 80-7=73 seconds waste? Now I feel I waster 2313 years (assuming one bilion people typing this message).

  2. Me now, me now on Human Cloning Possible Within 50 Years, Nobel Prize-Winning Scientist Claims · · Score: 0

    Oh please. I'm too old to wait 50 years. Clone me now and others in 50 years, ok? Thank you.

  3. All skin cells? on Scientists Turn Skin Cells Into Beating Heart Muscle · · Score: 0

    Now image, a mad scientist with a skin cells changing blaster hiding in the dark corner, waiting to change all your skin into little beating hearts. Aaaaarrrgh!!!

  4. Waiting for a new version of GNU automake! on Auto Makers Announce Electric Car Charging Standard · · Score: 0

    Yesss! With a new version of automake (aclocal, autoconf too) I won't be needing to use more and more expensive gas to fuel up my car. Cheers GNU Projects!

  5. Why Windows 7 as honeypot? on Protecting a Laptop From Sophisticated Attacks · · Score: 0

    I'd imagine a better honeypot. Just install MoviX with preinstalled Cursed Tape from The Ring. Now, if they steal your laptop, Samara gets them in exactly SEVEN DAYS

  6. They had to wait for Colander Rights Act on Adobe Released 64-bit Flash For Linux · · Score: 0

    Adobe had to wait for Austrian Goverment to approve right to wear colanders by Pastafarians

  7. Brainfuck is the fastest! on C++ the Clear Winner In Google's Language Performance Tests · · Score: 1

    We all know Google and Microsoft Bing are internally implemented in Brainfuck. We don't they simply admit it? They're trying to hide that fact by publishing language-comparison mumbo-jumbo while using the specially crafted Brainfuck processors to keep their domination.

  8. You don't have to leave Ukraina... on In Ukraine, IT Freelancing Under Threat · · Score: 1

    You don't have to leave Ukraina. You're not working, your apache/roxen/lighttpd with php/ruby-on-something/mason does. So, let them go somewhere, like nearby Poland or even no-so-nearby Caribean. Your ssh still does wonders and you don't have to earn at Ukraina. You can still sit there and register your company somewhere else, who cares?

  9. Expecting new emacs? on "Father of Java" Resigns From Sun/Oracle · · Score: 1

    Hey

    He is also dad of emacs. I'm starting typing
          emacs --version
    everyday. There must be something shinny new soooon.

  10. Why people keep unencrypted data? on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 1

    I keep wondering why do people keep disks with unencrypted data. I have all my disks encrypted with AES and I'm not worried when my laptop or server needs to be serviced.

    BTW, I had some disks with very confidential data. I decided to make a nice big bonefire. We had both hot sausages, cold beer and safe data :-)