Of course weâ(TM)ll sell them to the Saudis for $2million and free to Israel.
From that sale, $1million to Hollywood to make the movie, with no-name actors, stuntmen, and real explosives. With the obligatory No Humans were injured in this video, only robots.
It was that historic moment when millions of Windows 10 users uninstalled Mail in unprecedented numbers, after one solitary anonymous coward posted on Slashdot how simple it was to uninstall
Hello there, my capitalist pigs! Why are you watching this channel, when my own comrades are already watching me and Yuri, and U.S.A! There is nothingk of interest here, but maybe you want to save a Nigerian prince, so if you just send me the winning powerball ticket, we can split the winnings 50-50!
But the best news is that I will no longer use the nick Guccifer. I think Keyser Soze has a better ring to it.
Reminds me of the old meme, The only secure computer is one buried deep underground -- and turned off. But good point:if you need computer privacy, the internet is not the place to get it. In fact, those two words should never be seen together!
Slashdot Mirror
Of course weâ(TM)ll sell them to the Saudis for $2million and free to Israel.
From that sale, $1million to Hollywood to make the movie, with no-name actors, stuntmen, and real explosives. With the obligatory No Humans were injured in this video, only robots.
Profits before the cures for smallpox, cancer, hepatitis-C, etc?
Well, I guess blame the parents applies to those analysts. As well as those patients.
not to forward the headers
Damn
And yet I get that strange look when I say You sound like a broken record
Just get off my lawn.
It was that historic moment when millions of Windows 10 users uninstalled Mail in unprecedented numbers, after one solitary anonymous coward posted on Slashdot how simple it was to uninstall
WTF, whispered the Donald
It's not a semantic thing, is it?
But "Trump-level intellect," that's rich; mind if I use it?
In Soviet Russia, it's Roskomnadz,or nothing at all!
I am glad that they did not become Disney. There has to be a yin to that yang influence.
Copy-paste the link to the iphone X news item with a photo that shows you the level of insanity known as the notch; prepare to look away
https://www.theverge.com/2017/...
Also, close that porn window, your boss just locked his screen and he's coming over to talk to you.
Maximize that green-text-on-black terminal look-alike, so it appears that you're working. Good. Look more annoyed than--that's better!
No, close that Slashdot window.
But Boss, the lab test was a success! The dummy's head did not get chopped off!
That was no dummy!He was the guy holding the drone!
Hopefully, we wil NOT get a dupe of this article!
Thousands of white slabs all measuring 1x4x9, have neen spotted floating in orbit
Happy fiftieth to 2001: A Space Odyssey
I think "EditorDavid" is improperly named.
EditorDavidAgainstSlashdotGoliath?
Damn, said the hacker. She's gonna know about my intimate apparel, AND my heart rate/stamina.
Next up:Victoria's Secret Mwahahahaha. The plot sickens; but you have to admire the equal-opportunity h4x0rz
But I only look Chinese, you insensitive clod!
These aren't the chicken wings you're looking for. I'm not the delivery guy, either!
Hello there, my capitalist pigs! Why are you watching this channel, when my own comrades are already watching me and Yuri, and U.S.A! There is nothingk of interest here, but maybe you want to save a Nigerian prince, so if you just send me the winning powerball ticket, we can split the winnings 50-50!
But the best news is that I will no longer use the nick Guccifer. I think Keyser Soze has a better ring to it.
Slashdot had a contest recently, to write a sci-fi short in seven words or less. The winner happened to be ,well, spoiler alert.
Hand me the keys, you F**king c**ksucker
Yup. Halfway there.
Like consumed by those nanobugs in the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still, the recent 'green' version not the original one.
Reminds me of the old meme, The only secure computer is one buried deep underground -- and turned off. But good point:if you need computer privacy, the internet is not the place to get it. In fact, those two words should never be seen together!
Unplug. Disconnect -- have you tried it?
All your facebook are belong to us.