Joe Baggaleducia, Monsanto Chairperson, said "Monsanto is tired of users benefiting from the use of our proprietary cancer implementation and we're going to be pressing the matter in the courts soon. We don't care if you're old, young, or dying. You will be paying your $599 Monsanto CancerPlus fee, you cock smoking tea baggers. Show me the money!"
Mr Baggaleducia then stripped naked and jumped into the giant money pit he recently had installed inside his tropical home in the Caymens. A Monsanto Spokesman was not available for comment.
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We can't make it work with acceptable margins.
Toyota has been an innovator in how production operates, not in building game changing new vehicles.
Thats because they know the users will buy it anyway.
The guy that drove innovation at apple died. Now Apple is back on a slow descent to Sculley land.
Apple has been suing the fuck out of the Android ecosystem.
Hopefully Google did give them the boot but i doubt it.
Right because no college kids have macbooks.
That'd be unheard of.
Ask him how his android project is going.
Wuad'dib, hear us roar!
Legolas isnt a girl?
I thought she was always playing hard to get with the hairy midget from the lotr movies.
In other news, Monsanto has patented cancer.
Joe Baggaleducia, Monsanto Chairperson, said "Monsanto is tired of users benefiting from the use of our proprietary cancer implementation and we're going to be pressing the matter in the courts soon. We don't care if you're old, young, or dying. You will be paying your $599 Monsanto CancerPlus fee, you cock smoking tea baggers. Show me the money!"
Mr Baggaleducia then stripped naked and jumped into the giant money pit he recently had installed inside his tropical home in the Caymens. A Monsanto Spokesman was not available for comment.
Dude, these including ultrasonic reacharound capabilities!
Win win!
You sound like you're only a few posts away from talking about how 2013 will be "The Year of The Windows Mobile Device."
Perhaps the googles do something?
Awww, did you lose your train of thought, you asspie trollbag?
Actually, RT stands for Retarded Troll.
Microsoft Office is _terrible_ on the new Windows mobile devices.
They really just slapped it up.
No, you have it all wrong.
Now it will be annoying Microsoft fanbois talking about how 2013 will be "The Year of The Windows Mobile Device."
Which we know will never happen, Apple and Android/Linux own that market.
I like this plan.
Bye Bye, Microsoft.
Baxter will enjoy serving the Vault Dweller after the war.
I wonder if they build Baxter's firmware with Jenkins.
C# does have a few differences, but they're marginal at best.
Overall, the language is just Java Again On A Microsoft Platform.
Interesting, that could be the difference. Thanks!
http://www.harding.edu/fmccown/java_csharp_comparison.html
Weeee, look at how different it is.
It's so different.
It's clearly thinking different.
It's sooooooo different.
It's Java again.
Even the designer of C# has moved on, to Javascript of all places!
No one buys Microsoft phones.
They're in the same boat as RIM but they get a pass for some reason.
I can only assume Microsoft is paying them to stay somehow? Maybe free phones?
Great Scott!
So your zune squirts and your WP8 device whacks off.
Microsoft. What will they think of next?