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  1. Re:RaspberryPi + phone? on Universal Android Laptop Dock: Microsoft Nightmare, Or Toy? · · Score: 1

    What sort of pants-on-head retarded are we talking about? Calculating fuel costs for launching a probe to orbit Mars with sliding launch windows and variable payload weight by projecting oil futures? Or are they just adding up all the sums and then multiply the result by a fraction of 0?

  2. Re:Could have told us what it is on MariaDB and MySQL Authentication Bypass Exploit · · Score: 1

    1 in 256 attempts? Seems about right when I can't remember my banking password.

  3. Re:Technology.... on Researcher: Interdependencies Could Lead To Cloud 'Meltdowns' · · Score: 2

    I'd like to get a drink with you sir, but then I would feel like a tool.

  4. Re:Easy on An HTTP Status Code For Censorship? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agree, but the status should be " 1984 - SITE DBL PLUS BAD -GOVMNT OVRSITE"

  5. Re:Huh. on How Many Seconds Would It Take To Crack Your Password? · · Score: 1

    It certainly is now.

  6. Re:Huh. on How Many Seconds Would It Take To Crack Your Password? · · Score: 1

    cc#dd#eff#gg#aa#bcc#dd#eff#gg#aa#bcc#dd#eff#gg#aa#bcc#dd#eff#gg#aa#bcc#dd#eff#gg#aa#bcc#dd#eff#gg#aa#bcc#dd#eff#gg#aa#bcc#dd#
    Is that you?

    Added to circumvent filter: Damn you lameness filter! Of course it repeats! It's a f'ing scale!

  7. Pornographic? on Teacher Suspended For Reading Ender's Game To Students · · Score: 1

    I recall violence and genocide but I can't recall anything pornographic. Unless reading shower scenes about soapy kids getting into bloody fist fights does it for you.

    I wish this woman bothered to read the book before ruining the teacher's life.

  8. Re:YESSSSS!!!! on Google Merges Google+ Into Search · · Score: 1

    While you're interested in Lady Gaga and Snooki, I'm interested in how you got this past the capslock filter.

  9. Re:How to succeed at PR on PR Firm Unwisely Tangles With Penny Arcade · · Score: 1

    Could we find a position for Paul at Oracle?

  10. Re:Sounds like a Sociopath on PR Firm Unwisely Tangles With Penny Arcade · · Score: 1

    Bold number 6 as well. From the original emails as well as emails from earlier SNAFU recorded on http://www.natesnetwork.com/Poor-customer-service, he seems to have troubles keeping to financial/shipping commitments.

  11. Re:No on Tesla Motors Announces Prices For Their Upcoming Models · · Score: 1

    Venn diagram should be more like this: 8
    because the GP is the one and only person who eats at Cracker Barrel and wants to drive an electric car.

  12. Re:Why return mission? on NASA's Next Mission: Deep Space · · Score: 1

    Let's also point out that before the colonist, there were expeditions that came to the Americas and returned to Europe with their evidence that it could support a colony. So... perhaps there should be a round-trip mission to Mars to survey how fucking hard it would be to live on that rock.

    I don't know what's taught in US schools these days, but it was clear during my education that Christopher Columbus did not sail on the Mayflower and give grace during the first Thanksgiving.

  13. Re:YOU SHOULD PATENT THAT! on B&N Pummels Microsoft Patent Claims With Prior Art · · Score: 1

    While we're patenting things, we should patent the process of how to submit a patent. That way we can sue everybody applying for patents.

  14. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth on High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon · · Score: 1

    Clearly the liberals sent the moon back in time after creating it. JFK meant it was time to send techs to the moon and start up the spy circuits. It took 6 landings to fire everything up and fix all the broken hardware. Since then it has only had software upgrades. That's why Obama wants to go back to the moon, to provided it with much needed hardware upgrades.

  15. Re:6 or 8 cores on Intel Launches Sandy Bridge-E Series Processors · · Score: 1

    6 cores to perform the Users' work.
    2 cores to to watch it done.
    and 1 unite them and to bind them in the dark.

  16. Re:In other words, we should give up. on Ron Paul Suggests Axing 5 U.S. Federal Departments (and Budgets) · · Score: 1

    nice... I like the red vs blue slip you put in there.

  17. Re:In other words, we should give up. on Ron Paul Suggests Axing 5 U.S. Federal Departments (and Budgets) · · Score: 1

    It depends on the state. Remarkably Indiana is reportedly doing pretty good. However states like California... they're fighting a war against the poor or something.

  18. french fries on Fat Replaces Oil In F-16s · · Score: 1

    So, do they smell like french fries when they fly over like the converted volvos burning used fry oil?

  19. Monetize that.... on Facebook Is Building Shadow Profiles of Non-Users · · Score: 1

    What is unfortunate, Facebook might be willing to sell this data to 3rd parties without your consent... as your friends/coworkers/family have already consented to releasing the contact information for you. Even without Facebook selling it, it's only a data breach away from some the unscrupulous hands.

  20. Re:Tricorder on Nanomaterial May Allow Devices to Rewire Themselves · · Score: 1

    More likely you'll turn your phone into a rapid battery discharging device and space heater. Discharge fast enough it could be a fire starter... and with the right battery it could be rewired into a grenade.

  21. Re:http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/ on Steve Jobs Dead At 56 · · Score: 1

    So, who was responsible for ensuring his head was preserved in a jar?

  22. Re:Take out a hit? on Patent Troll Says Anyone Using Wi-Fi Infringes · · Score: 1

    At least /b/ would get pictures.

  23. I must be missing something on The Mythical Tunnel Between CERN and Central Italy · · Score: 1

    because all I get out of that release is:

    - The neutrino can travel faster than light, good job scientists.

    - We [Italy] spent a shitload of money to build a tunnel to make science happen, GOOD JOB US!!

    - We continue to spend shittonnes of money to make science happen.

    - All praise Italy!

    I'm glad somebody out there is funding science, but why is she focusing on Italy's achievement to fund a science and not the scientists and the implication of their finding? I'm missing why Italy's contribution to CERN is worth 50% of that press release.

  24. Re:Cost Much? on App Enables Surfing Over SMS/MMS Through T-Mobile · · Score: 2

    At least with T-mobile's unlimited internet plans, when you hit your cap, they just throttle you down to edge speeds. No extra charges incur.

  25. Re:I've got a solution.... on Judge Wants Ellison, Page To Settle Differences · · Score: 1

    It's a recursive solution. Did you have problems with you intro to CS class?