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  1. Re:He just sold a hell of a lot of pasta on Social Networks Force Barilla Chairman To Apologize For His Anti-gay Remarks · · Score: 0

    We call em 'bummers' round here.

  2. Re:doesn't help people take games seriously either on Sexism Still a Problem At E3 · · Score: 0

    Has she got a really small head, or really big boobs? I think you should post a picture.

  3. Re:doesn't help people take games seriously either on Sexism Still a Problem At E3 · · Score: 1

    Hurry up with the bloody picture, will you?

  4. 'Privacy' on Ask Slashdot: How To Bypass Gov't Spying On Cellphones? · · Score: 0

    Everyone bangs on about 'privacy'. If you're a celebrity, or a spy, or a terrorist, or a criminal maybe it's an issue. If you're not, then what have you got to hide? And who gives a fuck? You're maybe not as important as you think.

  5. Re:pfftt... on A Computer-based Smart Rifle With Incredible Accuracy, Now On Sale · · Score: 1

    Now THAT would be something I'd pay for, shooting a lawyer in the face.

  6. Re:pfftt... on A Computer-based Smart Rifle With Incredible Accuracy, Now On Sale · · Score: 1

    Must confess I haven't seen that many whales in our local river. OH! You mean fishing with dynamite in the ocean? Does that actually work?

  7. Twat on Ask Slashdot: Setting Up a System Integration Room At VAR? · · Score: 3, Funny

    So you're in charge of a $100m project, and you're asking random people on the internet for advice. God, I wish I was your boss.

  8. Re:What would RMS do? on Ask Slashdot: I Just Need... Marketing? · · Score: 1

    More importantly, what would Chuck Norris do?

  9. Re:Why I doubt driverless cars will ever happen on How Do We Program Moral Machines? · · Score: 1

    "If there was a government requirement that safety related problems that are detected must shut down the car and immobilize it in no more than 5 minutes..." 5 minutes is a fairly long distance at 90 mph, with plenty of things to collide with along the way.

  10. That'll be just great on Dual Interface Mobile Devices To Address BYOD Issue · · Score: 1

    If you're schitzophrenic

  11. Re:Most albums have index marks, unlike Amarok on Highway To Sell: AC/DC iTunes Snub Finally Over · · Score: 1

    No! Please don't suggest that anyone, ever, makes anything resembling a Mike Oldfield album!

  12. Re:Sorry kids... on David Cameron 'Orders New Curbs On Internet Porn' · · Score: 1

    Or a DJ

  13. Re:Real studio ambience does make a huge differenc on Mike Storey and His Plate Reverb (Video) · · Score: 0

    But it's jazz, no-one cares.

  14. Easy peasy on New Technology May Cut Risk of Giving Syrian Rebels Stinger Missiles · · Score: 1

    Can't they just use some kind of relatively unstable explosive that degrades in a set time, and print a 'Launch By:..' date on the outside?

  15. Re:Man, who designed that thing? on Hurricane Sandy Damages Space Shuttle Enterprise · · Score: 1

    Obviously Darth Vader never had a hand in the design. I can't imagine the Death Star being totally fucked up by a collapsing tent.

  16. Re:I'm waiting for the calls... on New York Data Centers Battle Floods, Utility Outages · · Score: 1

    It is now :)

  17. My mum wants one on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Over 500 Used DIMMs? · · Score: 1

    My mum has reached that age where she can't remember shit (or even where to shit). I figure if you send me one, I might be able to insert it into her head and turn her into some kind of cyber-grandma. In fact, best send two or three, there's a good chance one or two may get broken hammering them in.

  18. And, of course... on Will Your Next iPhone Be Built By Robots? · · Score: 1

    ..robots won't commit suicide by jumping out the windows.

  19. Re:Imagine if this was self-driving car on BMW Cars Vulnerable To Blank Key Attack · · Score: 1

    Ford Focus driver here - next time you're waiting at a junction for some kind soul to let you out into the traffic flow, why not spend the time considering exactly why people hate BMW drivers?

  20. Re:Facts change with each posting on Inside the Real Economy Behind Fake Twitter Followers · · Score: 1

    Worse than Hitler and Stalin, maybe. But no-one could be worse than Sarah Palin, surely?

  21. Re:awesome publicity for public awareness on NASA's Own Video of Curiosity Landing Crashes Into a DMCA Takedown · · Score: 1

    Just in case this does actually work, I'd like to claim that I just bought a Big Mac, a Burger King Double Rodeo, and all the potential variations of pizza available from Domino's. And whatever Roger over the road is eating - I can't quite make it out from here but it looks like it might be nice.

  22. Re:too true! too true! on Ask Slashdot: Is There a Professional Geek Dress Code? · · Score: 2

    You really shouldn't be doing coke at work

  23. Re:But...but... on Images Show Apollo Moon Flags Still Standing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why did they wear radiation belts?

  24. Re:Goodbye jobs on US Regaining Manufacturing Might With Robots and 3D Printing · · Score: 1

    Be kinda ironic, then, if you got shot in the head by an unknown folk singer.

  25. Jesus Christ! on Small, Big-Brained Animals Dodge Extinction · · Score: 1

    This is 'science'? You got a big brain, you're smarter than a thing with a small brain. If you're smart, you dont get extinct. Hardly rocket science. What's the next 'scientific breakthrough'? "Hominids carrying AK47's are likely to prevail in a skirmish with unarmed donkeys"?